Don’t Tell Chris Brown F.A.M.E. Will Not Do 1 Million

According to music industry barometer, Hits Daily Double, Chris Brown’s fourth studio album, F.A.M.E. is on pace to sell 250-275k in the first week.

That’s a far cry from the 1 million in sales that Brown had hoped for. In an interview with Hot 97 DJ Angie Martinez, Brown said, “I would love to do like a mill the first week, honestly.” But sadly, it wasn’t to be.

With over 2 million rabid Stans, er, followers on Twitter, 250k in sales is laughable.

It will probably anger Brown enough to throw another chair through a window. But he can find a little comfort in the fact that he didn’t do Soulja Boy numbers (15k in the first week).

The 250k sales figure makes F.A.M.E. the 2nd largest seller of the year for Jive Records.

F.A.M.E. stands for “Forgive All My Enemies.”


 


372 Responses to “Don’t Tell Chris Brown F.A.M.E. Will Not Do 1 Million”

  1. 1
    CHARBEE says:

    It will probably anger Brown enough to throw another chair through a window. But he can find a little comfort in the fact that he didn’t do Soulja Boy numbers (15k in the first week).
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :lol: SANDRA STOP IT….. THE CHILD IS SAD AND I AGREE WITH JAY’Z'S GHOST WRITER. NONE OF THE FOLKS IN HIS CIRCLE ARE TRYING TO HELP HIM.

  2. 2
    kingstonn says:

    aw. that’s not funny T.I.’s gif.
    how many cd’s did your cd sell? :coffee:

  3. 3
    buddapecan says:

    I absolutely :heart: that TI vid! Does it have sound? :rofl:

  4. 4
    FoxE says:

    Again huh :coffee:

  5. 5
    KDub says:

    Sandra is this pic from yesterday…where Breezy looking like the love child of Radio and Sisqo…nostrils all flared…his new standard pic for this blog?

    If so…thanks. :rofl:

  6. 6
    prynsexxx says:

    Not AGAIN! :rolleyes:

  7. 7

    Sandra you are e stalking Breezy and honestly I think his album will do better I bought my copy last night and it’s a GREAT CD

  8. 8
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    :coffee: <——Jim Jones blend

  9. 9
    FoxE says:

    @Choco

    I was just about to ask has anyone listened to it yet..

    Guess ill go buy my copy

  10. 10
    Supa_sexy says:

    Sandra wont you just go ahead and give Chris Brown the panties because you be riding this dude D**K like so hard. I mean you a Cougar and all so you might do want to give him the panties, I’m just saying. But real talk you are right that it is sad to have so many followers and fans and your CD doesn’t have a good outcome. I will say that I purchased his CD yesterday and even though he need more and more people support, umma go and by another one today just for the hell of it. It’s $9.99 at Target.

  11. 11
    Daisy says:

    I think he will sell more than 250 but def not a million which I am sure he knows

    TI is so :hump:

    #teambreezy leggo (sorry Iscream I think that’s cute)

  12. 12
    Dawn Sheen says:

    If Lil Kim can sell 120k via paypal then Chris Brown can sell 1 milli.

    I swaer Kat Stacks killed Soulja Boys short career. Where is Gloria Alred and why isn’t she help Kat Stacks fight her deportation case?

  13. 13
    chocolate divalicious says:

    250,000-CHILD PLEASE. When people like Ciara and other artists aroud this bish bombing left and right that NICCA probably woke and threw a chair just because.

  14. 14
    KDub says:

    Sandra wont you just go ahead and give Chris Brown the panties because you be riding this dude D**K like so hard. I mean you a Cougar and all so you might do want to give him the panties, I’m just saying.
    ——————————————————
    Ahhh…you ain’t heard about our Auntie huh?

  15. 15

    oh well it’s time for my “emergency”/pedicure!
    Yall have a good one!

  16. 16
    Supa_sexy says:

    Oh yeah and that T.I. pic/video is hilarious. FREE T.I. :)

  17. 17

    Dawn I’m cuttin my hair off like yours today!

  18. 18

    Sandra please stop… 250k isn`t bad for 1st week sales although I think he will sell more :shrugs:

  19. 19
    KayCeiSoul says:

    In an interview with Hot 97 DJ Angie Martinez, Brown said, “I would love to do like a mill the first week, honestly.” But sadly, it wasn’t to be.
    ********************************
    :rofl: at the sarcasm & shade right here!

    ********************************
    KDub says:

    Sandra is this pic from yesterday…where Breezy looking like the love child of Radio and Sisqo…nostrils all flared…his new standard pic for this blog?

    *********************************

    I just lost a Frito over this right here KDub. :rofl:

    “GUD MOW’NIN’ HANNA! YOU KNO’ WHO DIS IEAH??? DIS’ RAYYEEOOO!”

  20. 20
    Supa_sexy says:

    KDub says: Ahhh…you ain’t heard about our Auntie huh?

    Yeah I know Auntie is a trip, that’s why I gotta talk mess 2 her every now and then, I know she say what she means and means what she say, I guess that’s why I luv her site. :0

  21. 21

    @FOXE
    I like it a lot becuz its diverse and yes I bought it at Target for 9.99 also JHUD cd is HOT as well – sorta Beyonce vibe but Jen’s voice is more soulful

  22. 22
    RoderickXYZ says:

    I guess it’s true that lesbians really do hate men.

    Maybe it’s because want a dyck but will never grow one.

  23. 23
    KsMommy says:

    275k is laughable. Oh……

  24. 24
    MissHarlem says:

    :rofl: another CBREEZY post :rofl: literally in tears I cant

    LEGGO

  25. 25

    What’s really funny about the TI gif is that he is in prison right now while Breezy is out promoting his album :lol: #TAKETHAT

  26. 26
    ALBoy says:

    I laughed when I saw TI laughing live from Prison. :lol: Prison aint funny boy :no: NORAPE

  27. 27
    SouthernPrincess says:

    He said he would LIKE to sell a million.
    What artist wouldn’t!?
    Sandra you are really reaching!

  28. 28
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    What’s really funny about the TI gif is that he is in prison right now while Breezy is out promoting his album #TAKETHAT

    *************************************

    :waves: Choco!

    Definitely the #POW of the day.

  29. 29
    SouthernPrincess says:

    And moving 275K units is considered laughable? who knew?

  30. 30
    Supa_sexy says:

    LMBO @ RoderickXYZ & @ Choco aka Hippie I bought J Hudd too. We gotta support good music.

  31. 31
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    not paypal :dead:
    @CHOCO U KNOW SANDY SAW THEM CB NAKID PICS AND FEEL IN AMOR WITH HIM SHE STALKING HIS AZZ HARD :lol:

  32. 32
    Dawn Sheen says:

    Supa_sexy says:

    Sandra wont you just go ahead and give Chris Brown the panties because you be riding this dude D**K like so hard. I mean you a Cougar and all so you might do want to give him the panties,
    _______
    Honey my former boo thang (Sandra “sweet meat” Rose) wouldn’t ride Chris Brown’s D*ick with Trey Songz puzzy. She don’t do men no matter how far gone they are on the bytch o meter.

  33. 33
    GoldenGurl says:

    Supa_sexy says:

    Sandra wont you just go ahead and give Chris Brown the panties because you be riding this dude D**K like so hard. I mean you a Cougar and all so you might do want to give him the panties, I’m just saying. But real talk you are right that it is sad to have so many followers and fans and your CD doesn’t have a good outcome. I will say that I purchased his CD yesterday and even though he need more and more people support, umma go and by another one today just for the hell of it. It’s $9.99 at Target.

    ——–

    You forgot to insert [pencil] after the word “dude”. That is all, bye.

  34. 34
    prynsexxx says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    “GUD MOW’NIN’ HANNA! YOU KNO’ WHO DIS IEAH??? DIS’ RAYYEEOOO!”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    :dead:

    Can yall ask Tiny to “read a written statement” at my fune please.

  35. 35
    Dawn Sheen says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    What’s really funny about the TI gif is that he is in prison right now while Breezy is out promoting his album #TAKETHAT

    ________
    Nope, according to one of Sandra’s sources TI isn’t in jail he’s somewhere winning making cookies for the Boys and Girls club…

  36. 36
    ALBoy says:

    :lol: @ Radio

  37. 37
    ALBoy says:

    DAT A GOOD ONE COACH!

  38. 38
    stunnaz says:

    If I were you, I would not speculate on his album sales yet…..wait till the official end of week sales come in and then you can laugh…..however I am pretty sure he is gonna get the last laugh in all this.

  39. 39
    ms. turn a hater into a believer says:

    Sorry but I thought F.A.M.E. stands for Fans Are My Everything????

    Anyway the album is hot, well worth the money in my opinion.

  40. 40
    KDub says:

    Yeah I know Auntie is a trip, that’s why I gotta talk mess 2 her every now and then, I know she say what she means and means what she say, I guess that’s why I luv her site. :0
    —————————————————-
    Naw chile she ill a lesbun.

    She won’t be riding nathan of Mr. Chris-qo’s (Chris + Sisqo). EVER. In life or in dreams.

  41. 41

    Nope, according to one of Sandra’s sources TI isn’t in jail he’s somewhere winning making cookies for the Boys and Girls club…
    ____________________
    :rofl: and @ Lakes :waves: Kaycei

    @Supa Yes we do I wanted some new music to pump in the benz explain to me y I don’t know how to open the cd exchanger in the car #OVERIT

  42. 42
    FoxE says:

    @choco :lol:

  43. 43
    Supa_sexy says:

    GoldenGurl says: You forgot to insert [pencil] after the word “dude”. That is all, bye.

    GoldenGurl I don’t know about know pencil, I think he got a hammer like Ebony says on The Rickey Smiley show, LOL :)

  44. 44

    Do any of you like japanese steakhouses? Im craving that food rigth now!

  45. 45
    KDub says:

    Can yall ask Tiny to “read a written statement” at my fune please.
    —————————————————-
    I am sorry. I am your real life homie. But we not having Palmer at cho fune. Tryna shake hands with folks and we ALL know where her hands been.

    If she do come…I will brang the hand sanitizer.

  46. 46

    If I were you, I would not speculate on his album sales yet…..wait till the official end of week sales come in and then you can laugh…..however I am pretty sure he is gonna get the last laugh in all this
    ______________
    thank you cuz I was like isn’t is too soon to tell it just came out yesterday :shrugs:

  47. 47

    @KDUB
    Ion Sandra is on Breezy hard she might wanna a piece :lol:

  48. 48
    Dawn Sheen says:

    KDub says:

    Can yall ask Tiny to “read a written statement” at my fune please.
    —————————————————-
    I am sorry. I am your real life homie. But we not having Palmer at cho fune. Tryna shake hands with folks and we ALL know where her hands been.

    If she do come…I will brang the hand sanitizer
    ___________

    Why? don’t you like it when your hand smells like bacon?

  49. 49
    YSoSerious says:

    Dear Sandrita Louisa Mae Rose,

    Free Chris from your thoughts and wet dreams so we can be free of him too.

    I’m nowhere near a CB stan but the constant shade being thrown at him these past couple of days is pushing me ever closer to #TeamBreezy. A day I never thought I’d see.

    Sincerely,

    Either Ride The Dyck or Get Off the Boy

  50. 50
    Supa_sexy says:

    @ Choco aka Hippie :rofl: open the cd exchanger WOW girl U a trip. I guess that’s when U ride fancy huh???

  51. 51
    Dawn Sheen says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @KDUB
    Ion Sandra is on Breezy hard she might wanna a piece
    ____

    I would just have a sissy bytch fit if she did! She wouldn’t even let me caress her monkey paw and I’m waaaayyy cuter than Chris!

  52. 52
    Dawn Sheen says:

    YSoSerious says:

    Dear Sandrita Louisa Mae Rose,

    Sincerely,

    Either Ride The Dyck or Get Off the Boy
    ______
    Did you just tell Sandi to eat a dyck? <—–in my Ice T voice..

  53. 53
    kingstonn says:

    i saw a bunch of people in target lined up to buy his cd so. eh. :shrug:

  54. 54
    YSoSerious says:

    :dead: @ Dawn

    Bacon makes EVERYTHING better. :lol:

  55. 55

    @Supa
    :lol: Girl y did I chip my thumbnail and was like that’s a rap I’ll figure this chit out another day :rofl: and I still don’t know how to change the time on the clock in the car and way to self-absorbed to read the manual :rofl:

  56. 56
    bnatural says:

    I know Chris was aiming for a million but realistically, he had to of wanted at least half of that during the first week. I think if the numbers hold up, that would be a good look for him especially considering the fact that: #1 folks really do not buy music anymore and #2 his last album completely and utterly flopped.

    He should have did 2 songs with Justin Beiber, then all of the Beiber fans would have brought the entire CD. They are eating up the one song they have together on itunes.

  57. 57
    YSoSerious says:

    @Dawn

    I didn’t tell her to EAT it. That would just be rude. :coffee:

  58. 58

    her monkey paw
    _______________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  59. 59

    ms. turn a hater into a believer says:

    Sorry but I thought F.A.M.E. stands for Fans Are My Everything????
    __________________

    Someone on Twitter said F.A.M.E. means Fathers Abuse Mothers Everyday. And by the way, :welcome:

  60. 60
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SANDRA :rofl: U SOO MEEESSSY I LOVE IT!!! NOW DID U GET THE CD :think: DOOOONT LIE CRRRAAIG!!

  61. 61
    Dawn Sheen says:

    Someone on Twitter said F.A.M.E. means Fathers Abuse Mothers Everyday. And by the way,
    ___________

    F.A.M.E.

    Fist Anger Malice Ego

  62. 62
    MissHarlem says:

    TI laughing makes this chit even funnier. DUDE you have no room and to even put that as a gif makes it open sesame on his ass too :rofl: ahhh love this comic relief

  63. 63
    kingstonn says:

    @ harlem
    that’s what i’m saying… :lol:

  64. 64
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FIST
    ARE
    MORE
    EFFECTIVE :grin: I WANNA PLAY TOO!!

  65. 65
    chibytex says:

    I’m orderiing it today! I probably will never listen to it but I’m gonna support him. I believe this ABC incident actually helped him cause until all this I didn’t even know he had an album coming out! I’m perdicting Chris will do about 300,000….

    Sandra you are showing your true colors this week! Deep down inside you really support Breezy! Why else would you give him all this attention? I hope you are realizing that you are HELPING him! Cause there is no such thing as bad publicity!

    #Team Breezy

  66. 66
    ToddyBoI83 says:

    hey luscious

  67. 67
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KINGSTON I LIKE THE NEW GRAVI LOOK PURRTY :yes:

  68. 68
    Ace says:

    YSoSerious says:

    Dear Sandrita Louisa Mae Rose,

    Free Chris from your thoughts and wet dreams so we can be free of him too.

    I’m nowhere near a CB stan but the constant shade being thrown at him these past couple of days is pushing me ever closer to #TeamBreezy. A day I never thought I’d see.

    Sincerely,

    Either Ride The Dyck or Get Off the Boy
    ————————————————————————–

    I keep telling people ..if you bash a person enough they soon become the victim…and sympathy ensues defeating the purpose of the basher

  69. 69
    Dawn Sheen says:

    MissHarlem says:

    TI laughing makes this chit even funnier. DUDE you have no room and to even put that as a gif makes it open sesame on his ass too ahhh love this comic relief

    __________

    His Granny Sandra put that up… he’ll get out and do an about face and have a gun filled with extacy while riding to Old McDonalds farm to pick up Tiny but we won’t hear nothing about that cause “sources” don’t snitch on the golden child.

  70. 70
    West Coast Chick says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Do any of you like japanese steakhouses? Im craving that food rigth now!

    ______________________________

    Hanna Japan?? That’s my spot!! :yes:

  71. 71
    kingstonn says:

    @ laker
    you like every gravi. :lol: *bootypinch*

  72. 72
    Dawn Sheen says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    FIST
    ARE
    MORE
    EFFECTIVE I WANNA PLAY TOO!!

    _______________

    Finger
    Anus
    Missionary
    Erect

  73. 73
    prynsexxx says:

    Someone on Twitter said F.A.M.E. means…..
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Where is Gary Bussey when you need him?

  74. 74
    KayCeiSoul says:

    prynsexxx says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    “GUD MOW’NIN’ HANNA! YOU KNO’ WHO DIS IEAH??? DIS’ RAYYEEOOO!”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Can yall ask Tiny to “read a written statement” at my fune please.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Prynn – you ain’t gone do nothin’ but rise and start howling as soon as she says “Peash be sea-lett.” –> please be seated in our language.

  75. 75
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KINGSTON WELL PUT AN UGLY ONE UP SO I CAN THROW SHADE UR WAY U PURRTY BISH!!!

  76. 76
    Dawn Sheen says:

    prynsexxx isn’t that gravi from Black Snake Moan?

  77. 77
    chibytex says:

    And that t.i. gift is stoooooopid! I bet t.i. AINT laughing at Chris! Cause at least Chris is up in some pussi, unlike t.i. Little clifford has no room to laugh at anybody being that he’s one of America’s dummiest criminals!

  78. 78

    Finger
    Anus
    Missionary
    Erect
    ______________
    :lol:
    @West
    Im so pressed printed coupon getting kids meal for dinner :lol: Im craving it

  79. 79
    Dawn Sheen says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    prynsexxx says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    “GUD MOW’NIN’ HANNA! YOU KNO’ WHO DIS IEAH??? DIS’ RAYYEEOOO!”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Can yall ask Tiny to “read a written statement” at my fune please.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Prynn – you ain’t gone do nothin’ but rise and start howling as soon as she says “Peash be sea-lett.” –> please be seated in our language.

    __________

    I will be selling fish dinners in the back of the church and Xscape greated hits cd bundled with Kandi Koated.

  80. 80
    prynsexxx says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Prynn – you ain’t gone do nothin’ but rise and start howling as soon as she says “Peash be sea-lett.” –> please be seated in our language.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    You’re right….I’m going to rise up and shut the damn lid on the casket. I PROMISE! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  81. 81
    KayCeiSoul says:

    I’m so GLADDDD my day is almost over…

    On an anger scale of 1 to Chris Brown, I am at about a 9, and rett-ta-go!

    :warning:

  82. 82
    MissHarlem says:

    KINGSTONN its a mess

    DAWN to be honest at this point its overkill and I would flip too but hey I guess its all good to do so

  83. 83
    prynsexxx says:

    @ Dawn

    Why yes it is!

  84. 84
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    prynsexxx says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    “GUD MOW’NIN’ HANNA! YOU KNO’ WHO DIS IEAH??? DIS’ RAYYEEOOO!”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Can yall ask Tiny to “read a written statement” at my fune please.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Prynn – you ain’t gone do nothin’ but rise and start howling as soon as she says “Peash be sea-lett.” –> please be seated in our language.

    __________

    I will be selling fish dinners in the back of the church and Xscape greated hits cd bundled with Kandi Koated.

    ***********************************

    Dawny-boo, “PEASH” make sure you wear Cross Color Couture. Thanks. :coffee:

  85. 85
    Dawn Sheen says:

    chibytex says:

    he’s one of America’s dummiest criminals!
    __________

    he has a GED and he’s earned enough credits from all those elementary schools he visited to receive honoray certificates for both he and turkey bacon.

  86. 86

    he has a GED and he’s earned enough credits from all those elementary schools he visited to receive honoray certificates for both he and turkey bacon
    ___________________
    :rofl: I love where this is going – TI gif took the heat off Sandra trying to throw Breezy more shade :thumbsup:

  87. 87
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Fluck
    A
    Mental
    Evaluation!

    Sowry :ashamed: NOT really :coffee:

  88. 88
    Bird says:

    250k is very respectable. In fact I’d call it come back. Lupe hasn’t done that in 2 weeks yet and I thought his first week sales were darn good. Marsha Ambrosius has been out a month and hasn’t hit 200k yet and her album is THE BOMB. Of course he wanted to sell a million, but of course he knew he wouldn’t. Soulja Boy tought everyone that Twitter followers mean nathan when it comes to album sales.

    I expect a big drop off next week though because I been seeing those team breezy folks on Twitter talking about having bought multiple copies. The highest number I saw was 10. He can definately thank them for that high number.

  89. 89
    Dawn Sheen says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Dawny-boo, “PEASH” make sure you wear Cross Color Couture. Thanks
    _________

    You know on the mother board we only wear Cross Color Couture on the 2nd and 4th Sunday.

    I will be dressed to the 9′s in Akcoo or whatever the hail TI clothing line is called.

  90. 90
    West Coast Chick says:

    Chris Brown is #1 on itunes… he also said he’d love that :coffee:

  91. 91
    Dawn Sheen says:

    @ Bird, I like you, you always keep the focus on the topic. You’re one of the few who don’t have ADD, ADHD, or Turrets like the others up in here.

  92. 92
    M3z says:

    mwhahahaha! Boy Stop …Kanye,Jayz, nor anyone else except Taylor Swift and Susan Boyle have sold 1milli+. Sat down and get some help for your anger problems! I still think you can sang though! :rofl:

  93. 93
    MissHarlem says:

    Like I said open sesame SMH

  94. 94
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey WESTCOAST! :danban: *cripwalk*

  95. 95
    chibytex says:

    @ Dawn I was talking about how dumb he was to be riding around on in LA on SUNSET BLVD in a MAYBACH smoking WEED and sippin SYRUP with the # 1 movie in the country! That’s just plain damn dumb!

  96. 96

    :offtopic:
    Has anyone ever had a colonic?

  97. 97
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO T.I SHO IS GIGGILIN HARD MAYBE TINY TICKELING HIS… NEVA MIND :ashamed:

  98. 98
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Alex……No but, I’m considering it SERIOUSLY. I have a friend and I sister who have and they say it works wonders. :yes:

  99. 99
    Dawn Sheen says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Chris Brown is #1 on itunes… he also said he’d love that
    _______
    See, even Lil Kim didn’t make it to itunes… and I bet Chris ain’t mailing out and burning his own CD. I got my “Black Friday” cd in the mail and it came in her “Hardcore” CD cover. I sent it back b/c there wasn’t an old chinese lady on the cover.

  100. 100
    Dawn Sheen says:

    RatchetFree says:

    Has anyone ever had a colonic?

    ________

    Ask the hooker in the LT post…

  101. 101
    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    my grandma did. she will tell anyone, i mean ANYONE who asks all the details. *shudders*

  102. 102
    West Coast Chick says:

    Dimpz :yahoo:

  103. 103
    ALBoy says:

    @ MO Ratchet ask Prince and 2012 Im sure they have :coffee:

  104. 104
    Dawn Sheen says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO T.I SHO IS GIGGILIN HARD MAYBE TINY TICKELING HIS… NEVA MIND
    ________

    If you hear a snort maybe he’s tickler her belly

  105. 105
    MissHarlem says:

    ALEX no my system is too regular if you ask me however the patients that I see that has had it said it was the best that they did for themselves

  106. 106

    @Dimpz
    Yeah, I’ve been debating it for a while now. But I don’t know about a 6-12 wk program.

    @Kingstonn
    :lol: Grandma just wants everyone to know.

  107. 107
    ELove says:

    @Dawn (Comment #99)
    :dead: :dead:

  108. 108
    Dawn Sheen says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    my grandma did. she will tell anyone, i mean ANYONE who asks all the details. *shudders
    _________

    Hell my grandma don’t even know how to text

  109. 109

    ALBoy says:

    @ MO Ratchet ask Prince and 2012 Im sure they have
    ______________
    :rofl: Dead azz wrong!!

  110. 110

    @Harlem
    How many times did your patients say they did it?

  111. 111

    @Alex
    No y don’t you try the super colon cleanser

  112. 112
    CHA CHA says:

    F A M E

    FLUCK AND MASTERBAIT EVERYDAY :thumbsup:

  113. 113
    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    she does! when i was down there i went with her to the nail shop and a lady asked her how she was doing and then she just absolutely went into detail mode. then she started telling everyone how better sex feels. :hurl:

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    chibytex says:

    Sandra how much is Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy paying you to use that gif? Cause you can’t be serious…..OJ is probabnly laughin at t.i. At least OJ went to jail for trying to steal his own chit back….,
    :rofl:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ dawn
    mine does. she even has an iphone. :no:

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    CHA CHA says:

    F A M E

    FLUCK AND MASTERBAIT EVERYDAY
    ________

    Yes, lets do that :)

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ dawn
    mine does. she even has an iphone
    _____

    Mine got a cordless phone with the masking taped antenna

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    MissHarlem says:

    ALEX I know I better get a kiss hmph. Some say twice a month others say once or only one time they had it but my patients range from age 6 months to eternity so its all on the individual.
    Do you keep flax seeds in your home and if so its best grind them before eating them. Put them in yogurt you wont even taste them.

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Alex eat some genral Tsos chicken and eat bluebell homade vanilla Ice cream it will have you straight Lactosedontlikeme :coffee: <—– 2 creams

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    @Choco
    I’m just trying to look into all options. Haven’t decided yet but I’ll prob start with that before the colonic. Cheaper route first!!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OJ OL DUM AZZ GOT OUT OF DOING TIME FOR A MURDER AND TURNED AROUND AND STOLE HIS OWN CHIT HOW DUM CAN U BE KARMA IS A B!TCH :rofl: I KNOW KIM K DADDY WAS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE LIKE “THIS DUM MOTHA FUKA!!”

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    ALBoy says:

    @ Alex eat some genral Tsos chicken and eat bluebell homade vanilla Ice cream it will have you straight Lactosedontlikeme <—– 2 creams

    __________

    I heard if you let someone skeet up in there it'll clean out the hershey highway

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    OJ is probabnly laughin at t.i. At least OJ went to jail for trying to steal his own chit back….,
    ____________________
    :lol: and @ Cha and Lakes and Dawn #SNORT

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    kingstonn says:

    then she started telling everyone how better sex feels.
    ________________
    :rofl: Grandma still getting it in!!

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    ALBoy says:

    @ ALex try two tablespoons of Epson salt in warm water drink it Colon Squeegee :coffee:

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    MissHarlem says:

    CHA CHA you have the best description for F.A.M.E

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    Alex eat some genral Tsos chicken and eat bluebell homade vanilla Ice cream it will have you straight Lactosedontlikeme <—– 2 creams

    __________

    I heard if you let someone skeet up in there it'll clean out the hershey highway

    ____________
    :rofl: PLS YALL NOT THIS AGAIN

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KINGSTON :lol: THATS HOW MY MOMMA IS SHE GET ALL INTO DETAIL AND I HEARD HER TALK ONCE ABOUT SEX BISH EYES GOT WATERY LIKE “NOT MY MOOMA SHE THE VIRGEN OF GUADALUPE!!” #denial

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    ALBoy says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    ALBoy says:

    @ Alex eat some genral Tsos chicken and eat bluebell homade vanilla Ice cream it will have you straight Lactosedontlikeme <—– 2 creams

    __________

    I heard if you let someone skeet up in there it'll clean out the hershey highway
    ___________________________________________________________________
    :blink: :no:

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    @AL
    :no: Stuff that makes most folks go just gives me really bad adominal pain….like fetus position, crying like a baby.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Harlem…………I think mine was better! :mad: j/k

    @ Alex….My grandmother does too. She’s my “girl” so she be telling me stuff and I periodically have to remind her that “i’m a kid and don’t need to know everything”. :yes:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Kingstonn

    You got one of them “Next Generation Grandmas”…

    …I loves it. :rofl:

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    MissHarlem says:

    CHA CHA you have the best description for F.A.M.E

    ________

    She has the best tasting description

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    @Dawn
    Shat the Hell UP!!!!! :no:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @RATCHET GO EAT AT TOCO BELL CHIT ALL IT WILL TAKE IS 1.08

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    TwinMom says:

    People are trying to budget for gas and groceries…..not music and concerts!!! These entertainers better get a damn grip on life.

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    kingstonn says:

    @ dawn
    :rofl: seriously?

    @ alex
    unfortunately, yes she is. the women in my family had babies real young.. i think it’s the duty free liquor in PR? anyway.. so she’s 51 and said she won’t stop doing it till she’s 90. :no:

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    ALBoy says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    ALBoy says:

    @ Alex eat some genral Tsos chicken and eat bluebell homade vanilla Ice cream it will have you straight Lactosedontlikeme <—– 2 creams

    __________

    I heard if you let someone skeet up in there it'll clean out the hershey highway
    ___________________________________________________________________

    my mama told me that………………

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    Alex are you ignoring me I mentioned the super colon cleansers try that

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    2012 says:

    FIRST OFF, THE 250K IDIOTS WHO BUY/BOUGHT THE ALBUM DON’T KNOW AND PROBABLY WILL NEVER KNOW REAL MUSIC…

    SECONDLY I HOPE THAT THE 250K IDIOTS WHO BOUGHT THE ALBUM GET CAUGHT IN THE NUCLEAR BOMB THAT’S HEADED TO AMERICA IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

    WIPE YALL IDIOTS OUT ALONG WITH YOUR IDOL CHRIS BROWN.

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    ALBoy says:

    I heard if you let someone skeet up in there it’ll clean out the hershey highway
    __________________________________________________________________

    I did see a um video where this chick shook up chapagne and shove it in ole girl and when she pulled out voila soft serve :coffee: oh yea she ate it (too much?)

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    MissHarlem says:

    MZ sawwy I just relate because she describe me :ashamed: <— hell nah not really

    DAWN true true

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    YSoSerious says:

    Y’all are so fukking nasty. :no:

    (takes copious notes)

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    Who are these random people who pop up in here talking about the actual post topic? We are so talking about Alex’s colon right now… pretend medical minute

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    chibytex says:

    @ Dawn I was talking about how dumb he was to be riding around on in LA on SUNSET BLVD in a MAYBACH smoking WEED and sippin SYRUP with the # 1 movie in the country! That’s just plain damn dumb!
    ________________
    I too would be high all day, everyday if my wife looked like Tiny. :shrug:

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    2012 is here ask abot his colon cleanse Alex.. I bet its dookie shoot I bet

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    chibytex says:

    @Lakerchic
    But at least OJ had a REASON….what’s kermit’s excuse? TI beat a damn militia case (he had enough guns to start a militia) and went bavk to jail cause he wanna do nicca chit like ride around get high. Hell even me and my friends know not to do that dumb chit. I was a die hard Kermit fan before this, but I will not support dumbness and plain stupidity!
    I support Chris cause he got anger issues and so do I. I can relate!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    AWWW CHIT NOT THIS FUKA AGAIN!!! :wail:
    CHRIS LEAVE THE INDUSTRY NOW!!! THEY WILL NEVER LET U LIVE THIS CHIT DOWN LEAVE NOW!!! LEVE BRUH GO RUN SKIP JUMP CHIT JUST GOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLL!! <<<<THERE2012DONE AND WE ALL SEE THE CHIT!!

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    @Choco
    Nope! Refer to #120

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    MissHarlem says:

    ALBOY nope not too much right up my alley :woot:

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    YSoSerious says:

    Don’t y’all know 2012 is like Bloody Candyman? Speak it’s name and it will appear. :coffee:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ laker
    please girl, my moms tells me ALL her business. i don’t really mind but sometimes it gets a tad bit too far.. noone wants to know your mom’s ‘doing it’. :wail:

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    MissHarlem says:

    ALEX comment 118 please and thanks

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    CHA CHA says:

    MissHarlem says:

    CHA CHA you have the best description for F.A.M.E

    Thanks BFF feel free to use it any time… In fact I might get it tattooed on my eyelids

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @AL DID THE SHAMPAIN POP OUT LIKE WHEN A WHALE SHOTS AGUA OUT THEY BREATHING HOLE??? :grin:

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    @AL
    Have u yourself ever used the epsom salt for that purpose? I look at it all the time but something seems wrong thinking about eating something I soak in. :shrug:

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    MissHarlem says:

    NOOO not this again go that a way ——————->

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    kingstonn says:

    i’m convinced 2012 is Charlie Sheen… or Raz B.

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    cheeks8683 says:

    Auntie had to post the sweaty crazy-eyed picture lol :rofl:

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    @Alex
    :oops: Gotcha you can purchase them at Traders Joes for 9.99 if you have one there – I promise it helps to keep my stomach flat and I do not do crunches

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    ALBoy says:

    @ YSO do the epson salt Cheap and yo guts gone be clean as Anorexic chick poop. :coffee:

    Be sure to drink a strong tasting drink behind it drink the whole glass of water not tasty at all do think you can leave and run errands you gone make a mess stay close to home Real close :coffee:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @MissH

    I’m not sure you REALLY read ALBoy’s comment #141. :lol:

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    Oh yeah y did my arden b items come today and the sweater dress had a snag on it – sent it back and I will not order from them again – BYTHEWAY they are owned by WetSeal

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ Al’s epsom salt experience. :blink: :dead: :rofl:

    Sowry Al!

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    MissHarlem says:

    CHA CHA yeaaaa get them on your eyelids and I will do mine on my right cheek so we can match

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    2012 says:

    AND WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON ABOUT @RatchetFree COLON?????

    WHAT YOU BEEN DIGESTING?

    COW’S FECES?

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    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Alex
    Gotcha you can purchase them at Traders Joes for 9.99 if you have one there – I promise it helps to keep my stomach flat and I do not do crunches
    ______________________
    Help me, help me plz!!! Mine looks like one of those kids in the commercials looking for money for a bowl of porridge!! :wail:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @2012

    Watch yo self. :coffee:

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    MissHarlem says:

    YSO this is why I lubs you the end of that sentence :no:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @RATCHET THE THING IS TALKING CACA GET IT!! :popcorn:

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    Who is You – me :lol:

    Don’t do epson salt – puts too much water in there

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    @AL
    :rofl: Good thing I work from home so I can just go!!!

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    MissHarlem says:

    :love: all is right the world again

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    ALBoy says:

    @ ALex I was starting a new eating regimen and tried the epsom salt. Yea thats How it works salt pulls all the fluid from you and you flush it all out you have to stay drinking water after you do it though to flush it all out and dont try to go eat a big meal or you might never make it out the house drink lots of water and eat soup I didnt eat soup and was going for 2 days. the taste is awful but if you drink like cranberry juice behind it its cool but you got maybe a 2 min window before the flood gates open :coffee:

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    MissHarlem says:

    *with

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    @Alex
    Take those pills they are easy on your system and it works

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IS ALEX IGNORING ME!!!! :mad: :wail: :rofl: <<<BI-POLAR MUCH!!

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    YSoSerious says:

    @MissH

    I just happened to catch that on first read.

    You have to read ALBoy’s comments when you’re not too distracted or he’ll slip some nasty chit by you real slick-like. :lol:

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    MissHarlem says:

    ALBOY is right about the salt pulling the liquids. The nurse here left for the day I wanted to confirm but reading the ingredients it seems safe

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    ALBoy says:

    :rofl: Not porridge got me over here laughing like Micheal Clark Duncan HE HE HE HE :lol:

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    @2012
    You don’t even know me like that to make comments as such. So, I suggest you not address me again unless you’re talking some shyt that makes sense.

    And no, not cow feces…..I’ve just been digesting the same shyt that caused your flucking Tourette’s. So back the fluck up bc I can give it just as good as I can take it lil person behind the gravi.

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    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Who is You – me
    _______________
    Ummmmmmmmm…… :lol:

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    kingstonn says:

    ew.
    can’t you guys achieve the same effects from eating lots of green vegetables and foods with fiber? i hear colonics make you loose a lot of weight though.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :popcorn:

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    MissHarlem says:

    YSO you right I was distracted but never again will he catch me like that again :nono:

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    YSoSerious says:

    Ratchet – 1

    2012 – 0

    :popcorn:

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    2012 says:

    @RatchetFree

    FAIR ANSWER .

    I DID COME AT YOU FOR NO REASON.

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    MissHarlem says:

    Damn I didnt activate the no bishassness shield for this post.

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    Ummmmmmmmm……
    _________________
    :rofl:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    IT’S A PARTY IT’S A PARTY IT’S A PARTYYYYYY :party: :dance: :danban:

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    @Kingstonn
    If that Shat worked, I wouldn’t be considering a colonic. But I’ve been like this since I was little. Always looking pregnant without the sperm to impregnate me!!!

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    ALBoy says:

    Miss H I put a disclaimerish question at the end :shrug:

    And it did indeed pop like the bottle This was Way before 2 girls one cup so when I saw that I was like oh is that Tisha and Michelle from San Antonio :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IM OUTIE SEE YALL TOMOROW :waves:
    @CHOCO, HARLEM, KINGSTON, DAWN, YSO AND SEXAY CHACHA :kiss: **ON THE NIPS**
    @AL **RICHARDHYDRATION** U FIGURE THE CHIT OUT :wink:

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    @AL
    But my Epsom Salt is Lavender scented…..that sounds deadly. :no:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @2012

    Stop playing with your dosages and we can all become cool. :hugs:

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    Always looking pregnant without the sperm to impregnate me!!!
    ___________________
    :rofl: you sure :rofl:

    :waves: @ Lakes

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    MissHarlem says:

    :dead: @ YSO

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    CHA CHA says:

    FAT JOE IS THAT YOU :coffee:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ MO Ratchet go to walmart get that regular its like $3 at the most for like 10lbs :no: dont drink that lavender I did Not tell you to drink that but it might have yo guts smelling like Glade :coffee: FOREVERFRESHGUTS

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    @You
    Oh, yeah I have flax seeds. That shyt is nasty!! I have the pills too. And no, I don’t eat yogurt. :no:
    Maybe you should come cook for me and for dessert everyday :hump:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    Stop playing with your dosages and we can all become cool.
    __________________________________
    listen to her she knows what she talkn bout :grin: **RUNS OUT OF POST BEFO YSO BLOWS A BISH UP** :lol:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Lakes Im wit it be in yo stomach keep playin wit me figure that out :coffee:

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    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Always looking pregnant without the sperm to impregnate me!!!
    _________________
    you sure
    _______________
    :rofl: Hell yeah!!!

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    ALBoy says:

    Always looking pregnant without the sperm to impregnate me
    ___________________________________________________________

    You and Fernando? That whats up! Congratulations :coffee:

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    Bird says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    @ Bird, I like you, you always keep the focus on the topic. You’re one of the few who don’t have ADD, ADHD, or Turrets like the others up in here.
    ***************************

    I’m an old head. I can’t follow the conversations of yall young whipper snappers. Bores me to death. I come over to comment on the topic at hand, read as many comments as I can before the post goes left, debate a litte on the topic at hand and tip on out.

    (no offense yall. mama old)

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    @AL
    I will have to possibly try that next wk. I have date night on Friday and a bish can’t be in a public stall for 30 mins. :no:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    :lol: i’m growing a lil pouch too. my moms told me that’s cause i eat too much bread & then i eat late at night and the food doesn’t really get worked off as it would during the day.

    i have a gym in my apartments but have stepped in there but once. smh

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    2012 says:

    @YSoSerious

    Alright, Ok.

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    Secret says:

    HEY EVERYONE. YOU ALL HAVE BEEN ON A ROLL TODAY I SEE :lol: :waves:

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    :coffee: Same thing could be said right back!

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    @Choco
    don’t u start :nono:

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    @Kingston
    Double that :rolleyes:

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    candibfly says:

    sorry i don’t have the patience to read this :rolleyes:

    morning y’all :yawn:

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    Secret says:

    Hey Choco and Ratchet :)

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    BFF, how dare u role your fass self up here this late talmbout morning!! :lol: What have U been up to?

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    @Alex
    Im not but honestly do we have to be slighted :rolleyes: COMEONNOW

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Mo Ratchet Make sre you have the juice behind the water and after you start releasing make sure you have water to drink once you get up to flush it all out and no big meals after :yes:

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    morning y’all
    _____________
    :rofl: CRAZY :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    boring ass training :crying:

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    @Choco
    You konw there will always be something said that’s not liked. #teamnoshade

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    @AL
    You sound like a pro at this colon cleansing. Do you run a bootleg operation from the Best Western? :coffee:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    :shrugs:

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    @Alex
    For me that part was unecessary you don’t see me saying OMG she bores me – FUK I don’t even read half the stuff she puts but you don’t see me slighting anyone over it-I don’t remember asking if she is amused or not :coffee: #NOSHADEISNOSHADE that chit sounded shady!

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    @Peach
    What is it? Come whisper in my ear. :wink:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Candi whats up baby? Morning :coffee: makes it rain with coupons to your favorite Steak chicken sausage restaurant

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    @AL
    Why are you throwing around food names that I can’t eat right now? :wail:

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    candibfly says:

    oh al u know the desires of my heart! lol *picks up the coupons and places them in my coupon organizer*

    my dog won’t eat :crying:

    i wonder if he misses the yorkie that was staying with u

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    CHA CHA says:

    :rofl: at none of us calling ALEX by her handle.

    SLIDES DOWN A RED SLIDE WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND BODY SLAMS CANDI AND PLANTS KISSES ALL OVER HER! HEY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :hug:

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    @Choco
    I feel you. I just laughed when I read it. Some things are better left alone and not entertained.

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    Secret says:

    @ RatchetFree

    Go old school and use Castor Oil

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    candibfly says:

    *dips a pretzel in the chocolate syrup and hand feeds u* cha cha :hug:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Ratchet I got 3 lil Als to take care of so if I got to rinse guts out for nickels then I will <—– Real man :coffee:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    *puts on my peach lip gloss, goes to whisper..** “I don’t understand all the shade being thrown but everyone is entitled to their opinions on here and I respect that.” **kisses your ear** :smile:

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    ..** “I don’t understand all the shade being thrown but everyone is entitled to their opinions on here and I respect that.” **kisses your ear**
    ________________________
    :rofl: How could you miss that part it’s becuz she’s old :coffee: #ROLLEYES

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    @Secret
    :no: I despised that shyt as a kid!!! :nono:

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    mirsmommy says:

    HEYYYY MY BEAUTIFUL SR FAM :waves:

    What it do u guys???? :popcorn:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    @Al All 3 by the same woman? What’s their ages hun?

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    @Alex
    When I read it I literally rolled my eyes I mean honestly we bore you so much but you in here just as much as we r #THEBOREDONEMUSTBEHER!

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    @Peach
    *Turns to whisper back to you but our lips touch instead and I lose my whole train of thought……. :kiss:

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    candibfly says:

    who beefin with who? what i miss?

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    Daisy says:

    The anger scale joke was :rofl:

    I like the song CB has w/JB and u are right bieber nation bought CBs cd for that song very good marketing

    Anybody read Kev Powells open letter to CB? Very good read

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    ALBoy says:

    @ MO Ratchet Epson salt Is Nasty but it has no after taste not like Castol Oil :no:

    Mirs mommy slaps you on the booty put yo guns up you liked it :coffee:

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    @Candi
    No beef refer to comment #210

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    Peachpussycat says:

    Choco, are you due for some dyck? Where is your boo? We need to call him up and tell him to get on his damn job!!! We like the nice Choco :lol:

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    Hey Mirs!! :hug:
    We’re just in here chillin and talking about cleaning the colon and folk being bored with us “young” folks on SR. You want to take either one of those topics?

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Every since I could remember I been poppin my collar :whistle:

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    @Peach
    :rofl: Yes I am and he’s out of town soooo SLUTTN IT TONITE :rofl: I KID

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    Peachpussycat says:

    :waves: Mirs

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Peach Yea 10 3 2

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    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    i thought we were “whippersnappers”.. ?

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    Secret says:

    RatchetFree says:

    @Secret
    I despised that shyt as a kid!!!
    ______________________________________

    Ohhhh I see :lol: Well how about Citroma it comes in cherry and Lemon flavor. I use to drink this when I was trying to lose weight for the military a couple of years ago. You drink the whole bottle though. Nasty but I guess it will get the job done

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    candibfly says:

    who beefin with who? what i miss?
    ____________
    No beefs now. 2012 tried to come at me sideways tho. #167 and 184

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    “whippersnappers”..
    _________________
    :rofl: How a 75 y o grandmother know about SR – #TEAMNOTOLDLEFTOUT :rofl:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ secret
    noooooooooooo! omg, that chit there is AWFUL! they make you drink that before surgery and lemme tell you… :hurl:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    You fluckin slut! :rofl: I knew it!! It’s like you go through withdrawals when you don’t get any. If you were getting some that shyt would have rolled off your back. I can tell when Mama Choco is going through dyck withdrawals :wink:

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    MissHarlem says:

    ALEX that can be arranged :ashamed: <—- not really

    Yall be safe :cya:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    Choco, are you due for some dyck? Where is your boo? We need to call him up and tell him to get on his damn job!!! We like the nice Choco
    ___________________
    :rofl: Her azz has been going at folk all wk!!

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    momo says:

    HEYYYYYYYYY everyone *kisses*

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    @Kingston
    Don’t sweat it!! :lol:

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    CHA CHA says:

    CANDI……..JUST IMAGINE YOURSELF FLYING ABOVE :rofl:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    @Al oh okay. Just curious. Are you raising them on your own?

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    :rofl: @ Peach and Alex damn shame it’s obvious #COUGARCURSE

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    Peachpussycat says:

    @Momo :kisses:

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    CHA CHA says:

    *catches KISS

    HEY MOMO… How are you sexay :kiss:

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    Bird says:

    Oh my. I done pizzed yall off again!?!?! Glory be!

    I’m old. How would you feel if your mama was up in here in your conversation? Are you offended at being called young? Do you want to be old like me without experiencing this fun time?

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    Secret says:

    @ kingstonn

    Isnt that mess the worst, ughh. I rather do the castor oil

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    kingstonn says:

    :danban:
    i’m not your daddy, im your grandpa…

    have y’all seen that geico commercial? :rofl:

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    MzLadiKim says:

    Hello to all!! :wave:

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    @Secret
    :no: I couldn’t even get that stuff down when I had to have a colonoscopy. :no: I get nauseated very easily.

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    ms. turn a hater into a believer says:

    @ Sandra

    Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Bird says:

    I hit something and posted to early.

    What did I say to offend you people? I’m telling you. It’s proof I can’t relate because I don’t know why yall are tripping. DON’T I BORE YOU TOO? Should I be mad about that? Have I rolled my eyes at you? Should I for making me feel old?

    And whoever said I be here as much as you. That’s a lie.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Fukkkkkkkkk- my back hurts!.. I wanna go home :mad:

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    :waves: LadiKim

    @Kingston
    Yes GEICO commercials are crazy at times

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    Hey Momo and MzLilKim :waves:

    Ummm…..MzLilKim, I had emailed you that day and u didn’t respond. :shrug:

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    Bird says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    NO COMMENT
    *******************

    Why not? Trying to respect your elders? Don’t want to cyber bully me? Scared I might break my hip?

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    kingstonn says:

    @ choco
    that chit in my head!
    i’m not your daddy, i’m your grandpa :danban: :lol:

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    @Bird
    I said that but y are you entertaining any of this boring chit :coffee: Also who is YOU PEOPLE?

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    Can’t we all just get along? It’s not that serious to be arguing over time spent on SR. Everyone bores everyone at some point.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Chill @ Bird.. I think youre sweet and everybody’s entitled to an opinion.. I usually enjoy your 2 cents, as matter of fact….better??? :hug:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    :waves: @MzLilKIm

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    Why not? Trying to respect your elders? Don’t want to cyber bully me? Scared I might break my hip?
    ______________________
    I’ll be damned you bored and now you are boring me #RATCHET

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    Bird says:

    RatchetFree says:

    Can’t we all just get along? It’s not that serious to be arguing over time spent on SR. Everyone bores everyone at some point.
    ************************************

    Naw, yall hurt my ego!! What the hell I do? I’m conceding that my azz is old. I’m just trying to find out what was offensive about that. Why everybody quiet now?

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    West Coast Chick says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ choco
    that chit in my head!
    i’m not your daddy, i’m your grandpa

    _____________________________

    LOL.. why my son be singing that??!!- LOL :lol:

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    CHA CHA says:

    @ Alex love me long time…. I wonder what you look like with longer hair. How long have you worn your hair short that way?

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    @Bird
    If you have to ask obviously you been lurking to know we took offense Im done with this!

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    Peachpussycat says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Chill @ Bird.. I think youre sweet and everybody’s entitled to an opinion.. I usually enjoy your 2 cents, as matter of fact….better???

    ~~~~~~~~~~~
    That’s what I said. I respect everyone’s opinion.

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    why my son be singing that??!!-
    ___________________
    :lol: Cute

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    West Coast Chick says:

    @ Bird.. you keep hollering that you old… Im into cougars n shyt… just sayin :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :clap: Dude’s open letter. Does he count an a viable opinion since he actually tried to reach out to Chris?

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    West Coast Chick says:

    :lol:

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    Bird says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Chill @ Bird.. I think youre sweet and everybody’s entitled to an opinion.. I usually enjoy your 2 cents, as matter of fact….better???
    *************************

    Yup. Thank you! :waves:

    Choco

    You just mean for no reason girl. Hurt my feelings a little bit. That’s alright though.

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    kingstonn says:

    @ wcc
    that lil lego einstein dude in that commercial was getting it.. :lol:

    @ bird
    we understood the first time you were old, ma’am.
    if your ego is hurt over a bunch of young whippersnappers on the internet, that’s kind of weird, don’t you think?

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    Off topic or on dont know
    But I really like the way Breezy is tatted on his upper chest – it’s like he wanted both chest covered with tats

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    West Coast Chick says:

    OK, now ya’ll done help Alex- AKA RachetFree with his colon – now help me with my back :wail: Ive soaked, massaged..what else can i do!!!!???????

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    kingstonn says:

    adding on to #306
    in other words, don’t take me seriously. cause i basically come on here to act a fool. :grin:

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    @Bird
    I do believe you were the one who said we bore you to death and I’m mean for no reason – to me there was no reason to mention us boring you :shrugs:

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    West
    Whoever banged it out have him come back and bang it out again that should fix your spine :rofl:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    @ Choco not mean :no: .. she’s just a sexy virgo bish :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Lawd! I can’t leave yall for five minutes without it being a fight! :mad:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ wcc
    chiropractor! that’s one of the best things i’ve done for myself. :yes:

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    @Bird
    I didn’t say you did anything to me. I said I laughed at the statement about being bored bc I knew that wouldn’t go over nice. If that’s how you feel, that’s how you feel but if ppl feel some kind of way about that statement then I guess they are entitled to feel some kind of way as well. You are entitled to express your opinion. I didn’t say you offended me and I didn’t address that so, I’m not sure how I killed your ego? :shrug:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    kingstonn says:

    …cause i basically come on here to act a fool.
    ~~~~~~
    I think a majority of us do. Laughter is the best medicine and you never know what a person is going through :nod:

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    she’s just a sexy virgo bish
    ___________________
    :hugs: and Thanks

    @Peach
    Laughter is the best medicine and you never know what a person is going through
    ________________
    :preach: I get a lot of laughs on here!

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    West Coast Chick says:

    kingstonn says:

    adding on to #306
    in other words, don’t take me seriously. cause i basically come on here to act a fool. :grin:

    _________________________________

    :ido: too :lol:

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    @Dimpz
    No one is fighting TRUST and before you type it DO NOT BLAME ME :wink:

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    Bird says:

    kingstonn

    @ bird
    we understood the first time you were old, ma’am.
    if your ego is hurt over a bunch of young whippersnappers on the internet, that’s kind of weird, don’t you think?
    ****************************

    Weird as it might seem I have felt it plenty of times when things get too adversarial. Yall are real people and those are real words. Seeing it on the internet doesn’t dull it. But we can drop it. I was just hanging out trying to pass my last few minutes at work where I actually have a moment of peace and low and behold things went left.

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    @Cha Cha
    A few yrs. :coffee: Perhaps one day I will show u.

    @WCC
    I go to the chiropractor too but I don’t don’t what my underlying problem is so I don’t know how I feel about the treatment. I feel like it’s helping in other areas but not necessarily with my primary issue of tingling/numbness in my legs and feet and my hips seem to lock up when I walk. :shrug: Young azz with an old body!

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Yeah @ Kingstonn.. youre right, and I know somebody that may be able to help me..but, I was hoping for a “free” home remedy :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    LMAO @ Choco…I’m not pointing fingers :no:

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    Bird says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    OK, now ya’ll done help Alex- AKA RachetFree with his colon – now help me with my back Ive soaked, massaged..what else can i do!!!!???????
    ********************************

    I don’t know if it hurts all the time or if you just strained it. If it hurts all the time excercise helps a lot. Nothing too much. Just bend over and touch your toes for at least 12 seconds and do about 5 reps. Twice a day will do you.

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    kingstonn says:

    @ wcc
    oh well.. hm.
    icy hot? :lol:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Damn.. RF.. you need a hug with all them aliments :hug: :lol:

    just jivin.. but yeah.. I guess Im on my way to the darn chiropractor…. grassyass (gracias) fam :grin:

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    mirsmommy says:

    :blink: What in the sam hail done went on up in here????? Can’t we all just get along????? :hug: to everyone.

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    @Alex
    You may have a herniated (sp) disk in your spine when I was preggers and the baby got bigger it would pinch a nerve and I would feel tingling and numbness down my leg and at times its painful – I would see a chiropractor he can align your spine

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    @WCC
    I have a sheet of stretches they told me to do twice a day. I can email it to you if you’d like.

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    Bird says:

    Alex,

    I was really addressing the young ladies that were eye rolling and what not. But you made a very good point. I had no idea my comment about being bored would bother people. I be expecting yall to understand SOME of where I’m coming from, but shid my daughter doesn’t. She be eye rollin too. It’s all love. For real.

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    @Choco
    But that’s the thing….I was/am going and it was ok right after I started going to the chiro but it came back even worse. So, I took a break bc I don’t want to be paying for something that’s not helping. I don’t know. I’m just tired of giving all my money to health establishments!!! :mad:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Not bad @ Kingstonn, I mean, I havent tried it yet :think:

    @ Bird.. honestly, it could be from a car accident I had about 6 months ago..I skipped treatment( like an idiot).. was more concerned about the money :lol: and the time it would take to be treated.. I fugded up.. or maybe could be from my last baby delivery :think: IDK, but Im pretty fudged up! hurts right now, but not all the time

    oh and I fogot to add that I wear 3 inch heels everyday
    :ashamed:

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    @Bird
    Perhaps you should re-read #210 you said we bore you death I mean kool and fine if we do but y are you telling us about it! And we still have love for you!

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    @WCC
    I feel u bc even with the lil discount they gave me I’m still coming out of pocket like $1K for the treatment. :mad:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    RatchetFree says:

    @WCC
    I have a sheet of stretches they told me to do twice a day. I can email it to you if you’d like.

    _________________________

    :cheers: I’ll do almost anything at this point.. back pain hurts like hell

    vwms01@yahoo.com Thanks bew!

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    @Alex
    I feel you – it could also be the weight and waste you are carrying in your belly if you are constipated your colon is right near your spine so get rid of the waste and you should be feeling closer to better – I had to make my daughter take the colon pills cuz her back was hurting her really bad – she had too much waste in her system

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    And I know it’s the numbing in your legs but it could stem from the spine and your colon being tooo full!

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    West Coast Chick says:

    vwms01 @ :yahoo:

    uhg! Auntie blocked my comment, now I see why Dimpz does her email with the yahoo emoticon …dang Auntie! :rolleyes:

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    MzLadiKim says:

    RatchetFree says:

    Hey Momo and MzLilKim

    Ummm…..MzLilKim, I had emailed you that day and u didn’t respond.
    ______________

    I didn’t check my email until that night & I figured it was too late to hit you up because it was prob last minute….so sorry BUT I’m certain I will be having another one soon…What’s your plans for Sat night? I’m trying to go OWT! Oh yea…you changed my name? lmao

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    kingstonn says:

    @ alex
    you sound like me.
    i swear i catch a cold whenever the wind blows in a new direction.. :lol:

    @ bird
    you don’t look very old. why do you keep referring to yourself as old?
    is it because you don’t have an interest for our side conversations..? that’s okay too. i just don’t want anyone offended by what i type. ’cause half the time i’m just typing aimlessly without a point. :)

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    aqtpie says:

    :rofl: at Sandra!!!

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    @Choco
    Perhaps you’re right!! I know I’m carrying too much but think about the effects on the spine. :think:

    That’s why I’m thinking the colonic would be of quicker relief to me. :think: Got me thinking even more now.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    RatchetFree says:

    @WCC
    I feel u bc even with the lil discount they gave me I’m still coming out of pocket like $1K for the treatment.

    _______________________________

    :blink:

    (staring at that figure) ummmmm I think Im starting to feel better now

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    *didn’t think I meant

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    MzLadiKim says:

    Ratchet…I got your # saved in my phone so I will hit u up in a sec….

    to everybody else: SMOOCHEZ!

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    @Alex
    Go easy on your system try the pills what if a colonic is too drastic IDK be careful

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    kingstonn says:

    oh yeah
    @ alex, do you eat a lot of red meat? :nono:
    if my dad was still alive, he could give you a thousand reasons why not to eat it.

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    @WCC
    I got u locked in and will send it as soon as I scan it.

    @Kingstonn
    It’s usually one thing after the next. Never any simple shyt like a common cold. :shrug:

    @MzLilKim
    I always call u this.

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    @Choco
    YOu don’t want me to do this colonic do you?!? :wail: I will be careful. I’ve tried prescription pills and everything. Right now, my priority is to get the shyt out(pun intended) and then work on being regular.

    @Kingstonn
    I just put myself on a red meat free diet. I wouldn’t say I eat tons of it but when I went without it before I noticed a difference. So, I’m putting myself on restriction.

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    West Coast Chick says:

    :nite: lovelies’ …and take this with you :kiss:

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    Night WCC :hi:
    Glad you’re already feeling better!! :lol:

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    :kiss: @ Wcc
    @Alex
    I don’t becuz it could be trigger something else with you since you said it’s usually one thing after the next the Super Colon Cleanser are fiber pill and they are all natural – work way better than metamucil it’s seriously cleanses your colon google it – I sometimes get it mine from Vitamin Shoppe

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    MzLadiKim says:

    @ Ratchet…that’s too ironic…my fam use to call me that bcuz my madre’s name is also Kim…so Im the lilmisskim….

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    CHA CHA says:

    Kingstonn… that is the most prettiest gravi yet! I dont wanna toot your horn and shyt but have you ever modeled?

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    YSoSerious says:

    What happened here? :blink:

    I think that Chris Brown is contagious. :lol:

    Or 2012 done put a powerful root on this whole blog. :rofl:

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    Cha is sooo sweet

    YSO :lol:

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    CHA CHA says:

    :lol: YSOLO

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    kingstonn says:

    @ chacha
    :no:
    my mom wanted me to, but i wanted to be a pharmacist. :lol:

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    CHA CHA says:

    Kingstonn… that is the most prettiest gravi yet! I dont wanna toot your horn and shyt but have you ever modeled?

    ___________

    Chacha how abt u come model in my room

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    CHA CHA says:

    :blink: @ DAWN………………..AGAIN, BUT IM TIRED OF STANDING BUCK-ED NAKED AGAINST THE WALL ON A HEADSTAND WHILE YOU DRAW FRECKLES ALL OVER ME

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    CHA CHA says:

    @kINGSTONN…ITS NOT TO LATE… YOU CAN STILL MODEL FOR LIKE VIAGARA, MARIJUANA OR INSULIN (pharmacy 2012):rofl: Just kidding..Are you tall?

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    They are sprinkles not freckles but if you don’t want me too I won’t :(

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :coffee: I forced myself to work today… #Dreadful :lol:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ cha
    girl no. i’m 5’4. :(

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    Anybody still around these parts???

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    CHA CHA says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    They are sprinkles not freckles but if you don’t want me too I won’t

    NEVER THAT :no: SPRINKLE ME MORE :kiss:

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Morning Fine, and Sexy!!!

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    Ace says:

    So…when we gonna get :newpost: auntie…

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    Good Morning BruhMan! :waves:

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    Lady_L says:

    Another CB post,

    Excuse me while I guage my eyes out….

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