Ludacris’ Restaurant Straits Fails Health Inspection

While rapper Ludacris, 33, is busy promoting hard liquor to his young fans, his restaurant Straits failed its last health inspection, according to WhatNowAtlanta.com.

Luda’s restaurant received a failing score of 67 and an unsatisfactory in a January 31st surprise inspection by the city. To be fair, there were other restaurants that received lower scores than Straits, but none of them were black-owned.

Among the violations found during the inspection were inadequate food storage, unclean and unsanitary food contact surfaces, inadequate hand washing facilities, unclean nonfood contact surfaces, food not dated and marked properly.

I like Luda. He’s a conscientious businessman and I’m sure heads rolled when this failing report was brought to his attention. Drink responsibly, kids.

Click here to read the full report.

Thanks to loyal reader Michael N. for the tip.


 


474 Responses to “Ludacris’ Restaurant Straits Fails Health Inspection”

  1. 1

    It’s that old azz woman Eulogy’s fault that he dating.
    :coffee:

  2. 2
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    I bet you his liquor license was in order though……..

  3. 3
    prynsexxx says:

    NOT “EULOGY”…. :dead:

  4. 4
    KK76 says:

    No more lamb lollipops for me :no:

  5. 5
    Dawn says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    It’s that old azz woman Eulogy’s fault that he dating.

    _________

    Shes a Dr. maybe she can fix the health inspection

  6. 6
    YSoSerious says:

    Somebody call Gordon Ramsey. He’ll get that chit into shape in no time. :yes:

  7. 7
    Dawn says:

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    I bet you his liquor license was in order though……..

    ________

    Pour the liqour on the food so you don’t get a free trip to the Gradys

  8. 8
    jlojones2007 says:

    HEY AUNTIE SANDRA YOU GOTTA PLAY KIM K NEW SINGLE LMAOOOOOOOOO ISH MADE MY EARS BLEED SHE IS SUCH A JOKE

  9. 9

    Oh well didn’t his restaurant have a problem before – and anyway I don’t do Celeb restaurants no where!

  10. 10
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  11. 11
  12. 12
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    I jus heard Kim K new song….ummmm she didn’t even try. The Dream coulda have saved that beat for someone else….smh

  13. 13

    @DAWN
    “It’s that old azz woman Eulogy’s fault that he dating.

    _________

    Shes a Dr. maybe she can fix the health inspection”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    She’s a doctor alright… A “Fellatio Specialist.”

  14. 14
    Leo says:

    CHECK. Mental note – don’t eat there.

  15. 15
    kingstonn says:

    @ blu
    he just did it for the puzzay. :shrug:

  16. 16
    Bsoul says:

    How do restaurants with low grades/scores stay packed? One that serves Mexican food had a ‘C’ grade (barely passing) for the longest. People were constantly lined up half way down the block.

    Maybe the flavor of those “extra spices” in their menudo and carne asada kept ‘em coming back.

    Good day all.

  17. 17

    Gross , I’m surprised I would have thought he would be on top of that

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  19. 19
    missbossE says:

    yuck

  20. 20
    Bsoul says:

    Sandi, why have you stuck me with this horrid avi? I tried uploading another pic but your site went crazy with cookies and stuff.

  21. 21
    Bsoul says:

    That episode would never make the air. Gordan and his salad would get tossed. Of course I mean that literally.

  22. 22
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    COCHINO :hurl:

  23. 23

    Sandi, why have you stuck me with this horrid avi?
    _____________________
    :lol: Yeah blame Sandra for everything like she blames Obama :lol:

  24. 24
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO **WRAPS MYSELF AROUND U*** DON’T LEAVE ME NO MORE ITS DARK IN HERE!!!

  25. 25
    ALBoy says:

    SO whats going on in here!

  26. 26
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    kingstonn says:

    @ blu
    he just did it for the puzzay.
    _____________________________________________________________

    You know what….you right.

  27. 27
    Dymond says:

    @ Dawn that bish aint no doctor yet

    afternoon folks :waves:

  28. 28

    @lakes
    That other post was hail – nothing was posting right I got back to you but it was giving me a headache….

  29. 29
    kingstonn says:

    :lol:
    my boss just bought me lunch guys.
    he really wants that date. :rolleyes:

  30. 30
    ALBoy says:

    :lol: Kingston

  31. 31
    candibfly says:

    *comes back in with chipotle*

  32. 32
    MissHarlem says:

    DYMOND :waves: heyy girl

  33. 33
    ALBoy says:

    kingstonn says:

    my boss just bought me lunch guys.
    he really wants that date Puzzazy (c) Lakeshow.

  34. 34
    ALBoy says:

    Miss H Hey baby! :coffee:

  35. 35
    Dymond says:

    HARLEM!!! :yahoo:

    sup CHOCO
    sup AL
    sup KINGSTON
    sup SEXXXY BLU

  36. 36
    candibfly says:

    *wipes my bff’s glasses off* i’m here too :ashamed:

    harlem i know u love chipotle, did u do the buy one get one free coupon on facebook?

  37. 37

    @Kingston
    Do you know the art of war and power- see if I were you the boss would always think I would give him that date- and continue to shower me with gifts and trinkets perks on the job… a pay raise a promotion and still no date when he tries to threaten my job – file a sexual harassment suit- WIN WIN #EVILYNN

  38. 38
    Dymond says:

    sorry i hit enter before i could finish
    sup LAKER :kiss:
    sup BROWN

    CANDI!!!!
    :danban: afternoon dahling!!!! :waves:

  39. 39
    YSoSerious says:

    I just emailed Sandra about the reply/comment problem. Hopefully the feature can still be salvaged somehow.

    See. This is what happens when I try to use my powers for good. :coffee:

    (goes back to being evil cause it seems like the safer option)

  40. 40
    Cocoabana says:

    Alboy with that fluckin gravi… :kona:

  41. 41

    :kiss: DYMOND sexy thang you!

  42. 42
    Dymond says:

    :nono:
    Candi, I would die 10000000 deaths before I forget you!!! :hug:

  43. 43
    MissHarlem says:

    ALBOY I replied in the other post but I see that was null and void

    CANDI :hug: I sawwy boo girl yes I did I used it on Monday so I had lunch and dinner and I got another one I am gonna use tomorrow *whispers* I love using my second coupon on the last day

  44. 44
    MissHarlem says:

    YSOOOO no we like your good powers :hug:

    CHOCO, COCOA hey ladies :yahoo:

  45. 45
    candibfly says:

    *whispers* harlem i have four coupons plus the free baked good from au bon pain (that i used twice so far) #frugal :hug:

    dymond! i knew u ain’t forget, i just knew it! :kiss:

  46. 46

    Harlem :waves: y am I starting roll call now – :waves: SR again

  47. 47
    YSoSerious says:

    :hugs: @ Harlem

    No y’all don’t. :lol:

  48. 48
    candibfly says:

    @manuel re: comment #1 — i was going to say that :coffee:

  49. 49
    KK76 says:

    Yum, can’t go wrong with Chickfila. :yes:

    So, I just read they took Charlie’s sons. Hope they don’t give them to the mom…..

  50. 50
    Dymond says:

    :love: coupons

    and be mad if i go to the grocery store and leave them behind
    don’t know if ya’ll have a Dixie Cafe (how southern) where you are but the only time i ever eat there is when they have two dinners for $12.99

  51. 51
    Carrington says:

    Maaaan, f*ck Ludacris. He lost major points with me walking around with a liquor bottle in his hand, even on talk shows. MAJOR cool points.

    Now, if you want to talk about “more class than the average man”, why don’t you suggest that to Ludacris?

    Just a suggestion.

  52. 52
    Dymond says:

    Be back :waves:

  53. 53
    MissHarlem says:

    True :lol:

  54. 54
    candibfly says:

    yso u are forbidden from askin for anymore changes. we all voted :yes:

  55. 55
    candibfly says:

    @kk i think friday is free waffle fries day at chikfila. its some time this week i know that

  56. 56
    candibfly says:

    dymond i won’t buy it if i know for sure i have a coupon but it ain’t with me :nono:

  57. 57
    MissHarlem says:

    CANDI I knew we were meant to be bff I had 3 but decided to be nice (wont happen again). Is it me or do you feel like you giving away money when you give a coupon away?!!

  58. 58
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHY WEN THE COMMENTS GET GOING A BISH GOT ALL BAKED UP WITH WORK!! :wail:

  59. 59
    Bsoul says:

    Yeah blame Sandra for everything like she blames Obama
    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
    Did I just do that?
    I guess you’re right. :-D

    Look at my avi, though. He looks like something out of South Park. One tooth and the eyes are on the verge crossing over like Jordan back in the day. On second thought, I think I’ll keep it!

  60. 60
    StillASassyOne says:

    Grrrrr!!

    TMI ALERT!!

    *sigh*

    I’m hornier than a gay man in a gym shower room right now….

    I’d go “take care of it” in my car in a dark corner of the garage real quick, but my man has asked me to hold it” until later…..when he gets home….like 6 hours from now!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!

  61. 61
    candibfly says:

    harlem i do, i felt sad bc i gave my boo one of the coupons :crying:

  62. 62
    MissHarlem says:

    SN: for anyone that collects dvds like I do (and yes I am being stubborn no blu rays for me HMPH) walmart online has a bangin 5 dollar section. Season 1 different world, Strictly Business, etc too many to list and some of them are even 3.50 and they are mailed straight to your mailbox if you are ordering 2 or less, anymore then that will get delivered via ups etc.

  63. 63
    StillASassyOne says:

    I’ma start bringing my bullet to work with me and keeping it in my glove compartment… :waiting:

  64. 64
    MissHarlem says:

    CANDI *sigh* I feel your pain shoot they dont call us coupon queens for nothing

    SASO no thats me all day everyday but I am virgin *adjust halo a la my bff*

  65. 65
    StillASassyOne says:

    @MissH

    I’m ready to get one off NOW and be happy. I can’t concentrate when I’m horny!!

  66. 66
    YSoSerious says:

    <_<

    (decides to ignore any votes taken without/against me)

    It's not my fault the chit ain't working right. I blame Obama. :coffee:

  67. 67
    Cocoabana says:

    Poor Sassy, you better rub your poon on your work chair.

    HARLEM! :hug:

  68. 68

    @Harlem
    :thumbsup: Thanks booo for that DVD Tip

  69. 69
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Sandra

    So would it be safe to say that Luda’s restaurant is in “Dire Straits?”

    LMAO!

    That was my one corny joke of the day!

  70. 70
    MissHarlem says:

    SASO girl if its one thing I wont upset is the kitty if she talkin handle that and still get handled later by your boo.

  71. 71

    I’m ready to get one off NOW and be happy. I can’t concentrate when I’m horny!!
    ________________________
    And I thought I was bad you sure you not around my age :lol:

  72. 72
    candibfly says:

    harlem isn’t it tough keepin the goodies in the jar til marriage?!

    at least u don’t have to wait til the weekend SASO :crying:

  73. 73
    candibfly says:

    or hold ur pee in til u can’t take it no more. does that feel good to anyone else? no? :ashamed:

  74. 74
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY I HATE THAT BUT ME AND THE BOO TAKE LIL LUNCH BREAKS IF I GET THAT HOT!!! :ashamed:

  75. 75
    KK76 says:

    And I missed the free pancakes at IHOP yesterday, but that was probably a blessing :think:

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  77. 77
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Cocoa

    LMAO! I tried that already! And I tried to do the sneak “hand between the legs” move but thats not doing me any good right now either!

    I.NEED.MY.MAN!! Ughhh!!!!

  78. 78
    KK76 says:

    So no one watches Miami Housewives? And no one’s gonna mention, Marisol’s scary looking mama, huh?

  79. 79

    Hold my pee :nono: Candi that’s an irritation waiting to happen

  80. 80
    MzLadiKim says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    I’ma start bringing my bullet to work with me and keeping it in my glove compartment…
    ______________
    you missed the convo from earlier but just to let you know I do sell those…. :wink:

  81. 81
    StillASassyOne says:

    @MissH
    I wish I could!! I gotta wait until at least 2 to do it myself in the car though once some of the people in the garage have left and I can get an empty space in a dark corner!

    @Choco
    I’m sure!! It’s the week before my “cycle” and my hormones always skyrocket then.

    @Candi
    I do the same thing! LOL! I don’t know why but it feels better peeing after youve held it for a while. It’s a deeper feeling of “relief.”

  82. 82
    Cocoabana says:

    Yeah i’m with Choco, I swear women have “blue ****s” just like men ahve blue balls.

  83. 83
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI HOLDING UR PEE CAN CAUSE UTI :no:
    @ACE STOP WITH THAT FUKN REPLY BUTTON SH!T PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!! :mad:

  84. 84
    Cocoabana says:

    damn I forgot I was typing on here cl*t

  85. 85
    candibfly says:

    i guess if u did it often it might be

    i zone out when i’m eating lunch, dude walked by my desk and waved, i kept eating and didn’t wave back. i mean i just wanna be left alone at lunch while i’m stuffin my face, is that too much to ask for?!

  86. 86
    MzLadiKim says:

    Candi says:
    hold ur pee in til u can’t take it no more. does that feel good to anyone else?
    ________________
    :thumbsup:

  87. 87
    kingstonn says:

    everyone’s back now? :yahoo:

    *munching on a chicken strip* what y’all talking ’bout?

  88. 88
    candibfly says:

    well i’ve never had one :shrugs:

  89. 89
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    OK SO AM I TYPING IN GHOST OR WHAT BISH GETS NO LOVE :shotsfired:

  90. 90
    kingstonn says:

    lakers, calm down & think of rubbing on pitbulls bald head.. :lol:

  91. 91
    MissHarlem says:

    CHOCO no prob I try to buy every dvd I like

    SASO girl take your ass in the bathroom and handle that fluck a garage

  92. 92
    Ace says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    I can get an empty space in a dark corner!
    ———————————————————————-

    “Hold up dawg..i’ll be right back i gotta grab this box from the back”

    *runs to the back of the garage*

    “Oh! …um Sassy..i didnt see you there …um :ashamed: My bad..”

    *grabs box lookin back one more time out of curiosity*

  93. 93
    MissHarlem says:

    LAKKKERRRRRRRR :hugs: & :kiss: anywhere you like love

  94. 94
    candibfly says:

    *writes in my diary* oh hey ace

  95. 95
    Ace says:

    Sorry wont do it again… promise!

  96. 96
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KINGSTON OOOOOOWWWWW!!! :danban: <<<<CUUUULOO!!

  97. 97
    Ace says:

    Hey ya Ms. Fly, How are you this :hump: day?

  98. 98

    @SASSY
    “I.NEED.MY.MAN!! Ughhh!!!!”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I love it when you be beggin and pleadin for me!

  99. 99
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @HARLEM :kiss: THANKS LOVE BISH BEEN UPSET ALL DAY JURY DUTTY THE NEW FUK REPLY CHIT AND JUST GOT A LTTR FROM AUSTIN ABOUT MY LICENSE AND LETS SAY I’M NOT ALLOWED BEHIND THE WHEEL :wail: <<<HOLDMEBEFOIDROWN!!!!

  100. 100
    AprilRain says:

    Oh you are so right,it’s gotta be the spices… :coffee:

  101. 101

    Hey @LadiKim
    Im interested in hearing more about what you sell i want a rabbit and some edibles and a CAWK got those????

  102. 102
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE WHY ARE U DOING ME LIKE THIS DIN’T I JUST SAY NO MORE OF THAT REPLY CHIT!!! :mad:

  103. 103
    candibfly says:

    *makes laker a new license* don’t worry :hug:

    just act like u can’t speak english and they won’t pick u :hug:

  104. 104
    MzLadiKim says:

    Sassy: The bathroom on a floor other than the one you work on always works for me… :blush:

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    candibfly says:

    i skipped over that and didn’t even realize u were talking to me :crying:

    i’m doin alright ace. got the itis and shyt

  107. 107
    Ace says:

    Already that was my last reply i promise….(hope people don’t feel ignored)

  108. 108
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI MY FUKN DRIVING LICENSE JUST GOT SUSPENDE!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!! :wail: AND JURY DUTY ON FUKN MONDAY :wail: IT JUST AINT MY FUKN DAY!!! :no:

  109. 109
    candibfly says:

    @manuel so u can’t speak to me anymore since i dumped u? :coffee:

  110. 110
    MzLadiKim says:

    Choco: send me an email at km679t@att

    I have everything that you are looking for!!!

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    candibfly says:

    why was it suspended laker? *lip quiver*

  113. 113
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @kingston :cosign: COCHINA!!!

  114. 114

    grabs box lookin back one more time out of curiosity*
    _______________________________
    :lol:

    @Lakes find out what you need to get your license straight and begin there – then everytime you get behind your wheel :pray: to GOD for no accidents, problems, or tickets I still do that everytime I get in my car

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    MissHarlem says:

    LAKER I cosign CANDI I would straight up be like no habla ingles and keep it moving :lol: no worries babe at least the day is half over

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    candibfly says:

    :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI IT’S BACK FROM SUM FENDER BENDER ACCIDENT I HAD BAK IN FEB OF 09 BISH HAD JUST GOT THE SATURN NO INS SAME DAY I GOT IT I BUP A LADY IN THE AZZ **BAD BRAKES CASHCAR** AND HER CHIT WAS NOT EVEN SCRATCH MY CHIT WAS BEND I GUESS HER INS WENT TO COURT OR SUM……….. FUK MAN FO REAL IT JUST AINT GOOD DAY FOR UR GIRL :cry:

  118. 118
    ALBoy says:

    Yall Stupid :lol:

  119. 119
    candibfly says:

    right laker, they call ur name and u be like “que?” :blink:

  120. 120
    kingstonn says:

    candi & lakerboo y’all have mail!!! :rofl:

  121. 121
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Ace
    LMAO! I think that could really happen because one of my coworkers definitely snuck up on me while I was in the garage one time! :ashamed:

    @MissH
    All of these damn bathrooms always have a bunch of chattering white women in them!!! :mad:

    @Man
    You know DAMNED well I wasn’t talking about your azz!

  122. 122
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO A BISH FEEL LIKE CHIT RIGHT NOW I REALLY DO THE MORE I READ THE MORE I GET UPSET :wail: MY FUKN REGISTRATION AND ANY LICENSE PLATES UNDER MY FUKN NAME ARE SUSPENDD TOO!!! :mad: WORK SOOO FUKN HARD AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY THIS BISH 1200!!!!!

  123. 123
    candibfly says:

    suspended for how long? u better get someone to make u a DL! *looks around*

  124. 124
    Danielle says:

    Ooh I wanted some Chipotle but I didn’t feel like driving to Laurel! I had KFC and it was nasty :-(

  125. 125
    candibfly says:

    i saw kingston :rofl:

  126. 126

    It appears SR has some members with very sizeable members! :grin:

  127. 127
    MissHarlem says:

    FLUCK YALL AND YALL INSIDE JOKES HMPH :lol: but I damn sure can bet what it is now

  128. 128
    kingstonn says:

    @ lakes
    aww boo! i can be your chauffeur if you pay for the gas. :rofl:

  129. 129

    Sassy I was fortunate enough to have a secret hidin spot that I use on a regular!

  130. 130
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :mad: FUK AUSTIN FUK THE BISH THAT I HIT FUK EVERYFUK BODY THAT GOT SUM TO DO WITH THIS CHIT!!!!! :mad: I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF THERE WAS DAMAGE BUT BISH JUST WANT TO GET BROKEN OFF!!!

  131. 131
    Danielle says:

    Exactly! That don’t do nothing but make your stomach hurt lol

  132. 132
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KINGSTON :wail:

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    Ace says:

    I hope who ever let there gift out of the box made you pay for it…heavily

    *continues to look in his account to see no deposits*

    cause i got nothing my last transaction :coffee:

  134. 134
    candibfly says:

    I think that’s the American way *as i sit back and wait for my settlement*

  135. 135

    @CANDI
    “@manuel so u can’t speak to me anymore since i dumped u? :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    My sincere apologies. Forgive my rudeness. How are you today?
    :coffee:

  136. 136
    ALBoy says:

    Miss H we in the same boat Im not in the cool group either. :coffee:

  137. 137
    candibfly says:

    *tears up the reconciliation papers* too late :nono:

  138. 138
    MsUntouchable22 says:

    now thats just ridiculous … Luda shoulda stepped his game up after recieveing and unsatisfactory instead of doing the typical black thing and giving ppl second chances… I hope he know this reflects back on him and he might need to get intergrated or get his stuff together because clearly the usual just isnt cutting it

  139. 139
    ALBoy says:

    @ SASO they have a kit @ the “toy” store that you can use to make your own toy out of your dues or chicks Goods :coffee:

  140. 140
    Tatted Diva says:

    PAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :rofl: ! LOVES IT!

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    MissHarlem says:

    ALBOY its all good hun I dont get emails either but hey I am the cool kid #fluckbeinhumble

  142. 142
    MzLadiKim says:

    ***Kim politely leaves the room and heads to the bathroom on the 16th floor*** I will def return back with bells & whistles on ;)

  143. 143
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Brown

    LMAO! How you know? you have any contributions to add? :wink:

  144. 144
    candibfly says:

    harlem :whistle:

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    ALBoy says:

    dues= dudes
    Reply works for me

  147. 147

    @CANDI
    “*tears up the reconciliation papers* too late :nono:
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    BUT I APOLOGIZED! That should be all it takes to be able to get back with you!

    I ain’t EVA had a woman not take me back after I apologized! :shrugs:

  148. 148
    ALBoy says:

    @ Harlem I think you and I should be emailing :yes: you know just to keep up on PTI :coffee:

  149. 149
    candibfly says:

    @manuel have u not realized yet that i am not the avg chick *flips hair*

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEE MYYYYYYYYYYY BISSSSSSSHEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL PURTY BISHES :hug:

  151. 151
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Al
    I saw that kit- but my dude won’t let me make a mold of his! He’s insecure about it taking his place or some sh*t. :eyeroll:

  152. 152

    @CANDI
    “have u not realized yet that i am not the avg chick *flips hair*”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    Yeah… I’m starting to think I won’t get to hit.

  153. 153
    Ace says:

    I think i know it has gotten quiet….

    goes to check for his newletter…

  154. 154
    candibfly says:

    certainly not after that last statement :coffee:

  155. 155
    MissHarlem says:

    CANDIIIIIII :hug: I shall get another tat with our names on it this time on my neck and face like GUCCI

  156. 156

    @SASSY

    I can send you a mold of mine. You could be “cheating” while remaining “faithful.”
    :coffee:

  157. 157

    Sassy how do I know what???
    About the big “member”??
    I’ve seen with my own eyes

  158. 158
    ALBoy says:

    @ SASO I almost went to the county when baby asked me to get the chindyck. I aint putting that on :no: I dont mind her using toys though i like to watch then try to beat her to death Mines! :coffee:

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    Ace says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SASSY

    I can send you a mold of mine. You could be “cheating” while remaining “faithful.”
    :coffee:
    ————————————————————————–

    :think: never thought of that in all my years of Homewreckin…

  161. 161

    @CANDI
    “certainly not after that last statement :coffee:
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I’m just trying to get as much pucci, while putting forth as little effort, as possible (aka, EFFICIENT!).

    IS THAT SO WRONG????? :shrugs:

  162. 162
    kingstonn says:

    @ manuel
    not looking how you do in that gravi. :coffee:

  163. 163
    candibfly says:

    well u need a better strategy cause that one ain’t workin seein as how u get no puzzy :coffee:

  164. 164

    @KINGSTON
    “not looking how you do in that gravi. :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Don’t even try to deny that you like my beard/permed hair look. My ex told me the hoes would be dyin for me if I did it.

    I have to admit, I been turning heads lately. :yes:
    **I know you want me, you need to gawn and let me hit that**

  165. 165
    missbossE says:

    Man that pic kinda reminds me of someone that be on SR sometimes

  166. 166

    :whistle: *
    in my Patti Labelle voice with remake of Somebody Loves You*

    Somebody’s packin babay
    Whoaaa
    Whoaaa
    Whoaaa

    Somebody’s packin babay
    And I know who it is…………….

  167. 167

    @CANDI
    “well u need a better strategy cause that one ain’t workin seein as how u get no puzzy :coffee:
    __________________________________________________________________________

    I think my “hit average” is like .303 or something like that. Which ain’t bad.

    A lot of them niggas with a higher average than me be puttin in WAY more work (talkin on the phone, buyin gifts and chit) so I think it ultimately works in my favor.

  168. 168
    kingstonn says:

    @ bosse
    that’s why he got that picture up there :lol:

    @ man
    i’ll have to politely decline for like the 425529582th time. :rolleyes:

  169. 169
    missbossE says:

    PERFECT LIPS :hug:
    u got a pic? who ever it was im sure u got em with the big head right now

  170. 170

    @MISSBOSSE
    “Man that pic kinda reminds me of someone that be on SR sometimes”
    _________________________________________________________________________________

    **GASP!!!**
    :shocked:
    No!
    Tell me who, I won’t say nothing!

    ….ok, just give the first letter of their screen name!

  171. 171
    missbossE says:

    :rofl: oh thanks Kingstonn… thats kinda mean tho

  172. 172

    @KINGSTON
    “i’ll have to politely decline for like the 425529582th time”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I know I’m wearing you down! Eventually, you’ll get tired of saying “no.”

    And then it’s “OWN!”
    :danban1: <<in your face

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    Miss Boss I think “big head” would be an accurate statement

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    OHoney says:

    back from lunch….what we talkin bout besides Luda?

  175. 175
    missbossE says:

    Now the more I look at the pic I can’t stop laughin cuz that looks like her. I use to think her profile pic was a joke cuz it always seems like she had a mustache with them ummm bright lips and all. Dayuuuum now some of the previous comments are coming back to me… MAN you are wrrrrrong but oooohhhhhh so RIGHT :nono: :clap:

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    OHoney says:

    Kingstonnnnnnnn what you think about the Tata situation??!!
    :popcorn:

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    @BROWN
    Did you send ‘em something back?
    :coffee:

  178. 178
    FoxE says:

    :shocked: you can replica a mold of someones member and make it into a toy???

    I need to befriend my ex and convince him to do this… :coffee:

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    kingstonn says:

    @honey
    the chick with the daycare?

  180. 180
    ALBoy says:

    @ Ohoney we talkin bout US :coffee:

  181. 181
    OHoney says:

    Kingstonnnnnnn yes girl!!

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    Miss Boss I’m lost aith the bright lipstick.. wait a DAYUM MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yall talkiin bout 2 different people!
    :dead:

  183. 183
    OHoney says:

    @Al persistent huh? Where’s your gravi?

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    KINGSTONN!
    *looks thru emails to see if I have yours*

  185. 185
    missbossE says:

    PL hmmm now you got me curious. I’m not big on pics but seems like he could get a standing ovation.

  186. 186
    missbossE says:

    ohhhh sorry if im talking about the wrong person good I didnt say the name. HMMM i’ll just go :kona:

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    kingstonn says:

    :rofl: bosse, yeap that’s her..

    @honey
    she’s dumb az hail! who leaves babies in the house alone with oil on the stove?
    & something told me she was going to flee to africa.. idk why though. :lol:

  188. 188
    OHoney says:

    BossE I know who you’re talkin bout. That’s who I thought the pic was about.

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    @MISSBOSSE
    “Now the more I look at the pic I can’t stop laughin cuz that looks like her. I use to think her profile pic was a joke cuz it always seems like she had a mustache with them ummm bright lips and all. Dayuuuum now some of the previous comments are coming back to me… MAN you are wrrrrrong but oooohhhhhh so RIGHT ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I have no idea what you’re talkin about. It is purely coincidental that my current gravie resembles any other SR poster.
    :coffee:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Honey it got revoked by SR or something :shrug:

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BROWN
    Did you send ‘em something back?
    :coffee:

    _____________________________________

    Yes

  192. 192
    kingstonn says:

    @ brownie
    its kingstonnjay @aim dot com

  193. 193
    OHoney says:

    Kingstonn girl how did they let that happen??? Now they sayin even if they catch her TODAY, it could take up to a year to get her back here :mad:

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    @BROWN

    OH HAIL NAW!
    :mad:

    You know what? It’s cool…. it’s cool.
    :coffee:

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    ALBoy says:

    Who is Boss Talking bout?

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    kingstonn says:

    @ ohoney
    whattt? she’ll be deep in the ubuntu tribe by then!
    her family need to go to jail for obstruction of justice for lying and saying they don’t know where she is. and, i just found out she’s 22! with a daycare? smfh!

  197. 197

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BROWN

    OH HAIL NAW!

    You know what? It’s cool…. it’s cool.
    _______________________________________________
    NICCAH PLEASE! WHAT IN HAIL MADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED ANYTHING?????

  198. 198
    missbossE says:

    So I am right? Don’t be confusing me cuz if there’s another ummm how should i put Less Fortunate looking person on here than I don’t mean to confuse the two. But SHE needs to stop drawing attention to that certain area… i mean really :blink:

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    Boss if comment 169 was for me then yes he could! :grin:

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    @BROWN
    “NICCAH PLEASE! WHAT IN HAIL MADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED ANYTHING?????”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I KNOW I was more deserving than others.
    It’s cool tho, it’s cool.
    :coffee:

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    OHoney says:

    Exactly @Kingstonn, there was some money laundering or sumthin. How did she get a ticket to Nigeria on a days notice, where did she get that kind of money? Why was she not told NOT to leave the city of Houston until the investigation was complete?? Then her family packs up and leaves IN FRONT of the news cameras. Really??!!

  202. 202
    kingstonn says:

    :dead: @ bosse. just dead..

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    @MISS BOSS E

    For the record, I don’t talk about people or make fun of them.
    :coffee:

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    @OHONEY

    Ol girl was wrong, but you know Texas goin try to imprison everyone that ever met her. It was a mistake and they tryin to lock her up for like 50 years or some chit like that.

    I think having to live in Nigeria is punishment enough.

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BROWN
    “NICCAH PLEASE! WHAT IN HAIL MADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED ANYTHING?????”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I KNOW I was more deserving than others.
    It’s cool tho, it’s cool.
    __________________________________________
    You haven’t done shyt and you being a regular azz hole on SR does not qualify as doing anything for me

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    kingstonn says:

    & i’m a 450lb asian man.
    yeah right, manuel.

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    Phrozen1der says:

    O’ok.. :coffee:

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    OHoney says:

    @Man, I’m sure it will be horrible for her seeing as how she was born and raised here. She’s not used to their way of living. She’s Americanized. If anybody needs to go down with her it’s that brother of hers. Gon, try to set up a fund in the name of the children….

  210. 210
    missbossE says:

    :shrugs: Kingstonn I’m just saying. And yes P L the comment was regarding you and the “member”

  211. 211
    kingstonn says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    .
    I think having to live in Nigeria is punishment enough.
    ————————
    :dead:

  212. 212
    missbossE says:

    MAN, I might be new to commenting but I been visiting for years. You wild out on the regular

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    Boss should i be afraid to ask what PL means

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    kingstonn says:

    @ ohoney
    wasn’t that trifling? my grandma always told me not to trust Nigerians. but i thought she was just saying that cause one ripped her off.

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    missbossE says:

    LOL well on here it’s just so I dont have to type out Perect Lips but ummm there is one other thing

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    kingstonn says:

    i know right?
    what is PL?

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    OHoney says:

    :rofl: @ Kingstonnnnnnnnn

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    nevermind Boss, I’m a lil distracted so I can’t think straight

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    missbossE says:

    LOL well on here it’s just so I dont have to type out Perect Lips but ummm there is one other thing
    _______________________________________
    Aww hell I should be afraid again

  220. 220
    missbossE says:

    Kingstonn, OHoney what are yall talking about? Some woman going to prison?

  221. 221
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Man

    Does the member who youre referencing in your gravi screen name start with an L and end with an S?

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Brown

    Check ya email please! thanks! :thumbsup:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Brown from what I can tell they arent talking about you. They are refering to someone who Boss E said resembles the Gravi@ Man has up. She calls this person PL. not sure who it Really is but I am sure its not you. Who is it BossE? :coffee:

  224. 224

    so what yall in her talking bout?

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    kingstonn says:

    @ sassy
    :no: the screenname is l————t. :oops:

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    missbossE says:

    SASO, that’s what I’m thinking

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    missbossE says:

    oh yea correction You are right KINGSTONN

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    ALBoy says:

    @ SASO and Brown I need some pictures OF WOMEN sent to my email alboycpt gmail thanks :coffee:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Kingston…

    Ohhhh!! :ashamed: I know who that is….

    :kona:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Brown
    did you get my email?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    Al you’re kiddin me right, especially after I asked for one of your face and was DENIED!

  234. 234
    ALBoy says:

    YSO where you going? :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl:

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    Sassy my gmail went down, it’s been trippin all day

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    kingstonn says:

    ooh Al, show us your face! :yes:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    Whats so damned funny Phro?

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @em or dap em :coffee:

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    why they talkin aout 2 different people and I refuse to be apart of this tom foolery

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Brown I thought if i asked nice you would gone give it up Pics arent my thang I saw that they where yours and figured it wouldnt hurt to ask :coffee:

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    So um The – Rapist,
    how’s it hangin

  244. 244
    kingstonn says:

    *chants*
    show us your face Al, show us your face Al!

  245. 245
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Saso @Brown At the rocket blasters full of shade being thrown intentionally but uninentionally at the same time about said cavemanish looking SR member.. :lol:

  246. 246
    candibfly says:

    phrozen did u hear that ciaa was postponed until next week so that i could attend? :coffee:

  247. 247

    Al you have to give in order to receive and I received alot so naturally I had to give!
    It’s the polite thing to do :coffee:

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    @SASSY
    “Does the member who youre referencing in your gravi screen name start with an L and end with an S?”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Why does everyone think I’m referencing someone?? :shrugs:

  249. 249

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Saso @Brown At the rocket blasters full of shade being thrown intentionally but uninentionally at the same time about said cavemanish looking SR member..
    _______________________________________
    :wail: :wail: :dead:

  250. 250
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Candi :rofl: Yeah, I just got the e-mail…We still pre-gaming all this weekend tho!

  251. 251

    PHRO
    I’m gon just ignore you cuz I habe bigger things to focus on and cannot be apart of this

  252. 252
    candibfly says:

    i hope the fire marshall shuts down all the parties y’all bought tickets for at 10 pm :mad:

  253. 253
    kingstonn says:

    @phro
    you know who it is? :lol:

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    YSoSerious says:

    To cleanse myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown :lol: That’s cool but remember I’m the one behaving it’s those subliminal posts causing the trouble.. :coffee:

  256. 256

    :think:
    Yall goin have people changing they gravies and chit.

  257. 257
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn I have an idea.. :lol:

  258. 258

    I see Sandra got some more of that Ice Cube “sell-out” money and advertising for his terrible azz show.
    :coffee:

  259. 259
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: That’s messed up!

  260. 260
    OHoney says:

    They can change the gravi all they want. It’s pointless if they have pics in their links :coffee:

  261. 261
    YSoSerious says:

    People do lurk not that some of y’all seem to care. :coffee:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Phro & Brown
    I’m not throwing no shade! That’s Man and nem!

    I didn’t think she looked like that at all. I actually thought she was pretty, but :shrug: To each his own, I guess.

    Brown!! Fix ya email- I sent ya something spe-sha!!

  263. 263
    Phrozen1der says:

    “Well, we couldn’t really call it rehab because we didn’t have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management centre that we labelled the Sober Valley Lodge. … its primary client achieved radical success.” -Charlie Sheen :rofl:

  264. 264
    kingstonn says:

    :rofl: @ man.
    that show is terrible. along with house of pain & meet the browns.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    im back what we talkn bout??? :danban:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I know, I was just saying whomever brought it up should just @theperson and be like has anyone ever told you that your face looks like you’ve been slap boxing with Tyson and he bust that ass…:shrugs: Just a thought… :coffee:

  268. 268
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey yall! :bye:

  269. 269
    candibfly says:

    y’all better not be talkin bout me while i’m gone :no: *stares everyone in the room down*

  270. 270
    Ace says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Al you have to give in order to receive and I received alot so naturally I had to give!
    It’s the polite thing to do :coffee:
    —————————————————————————

    Please inform others of this rule please and fluckin thank you :coffee:

  271. 271
    OHoney says:

    Hey Dimpz…that’s kinda spooky

  272. 272
    candibfly says:

    hey dimpz’s bewbs! :wave:

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    @SASSY
    “I’m not throwing no shade! That’s Man and nem!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :nono:
    I CLEARLY stated that it is purely coincidental that my gravie resembles any other poster on SR (post 173).

    Just for that outrageous accusation, I believe you deserve a spanking. Come over here, expose your bare bottom and bend over.
    :coffee:

  274. 274
    kingstonn says:

    i’ll give as long as i receive first. :coffee:

  275. 275

    Sassy my gmail has been goin up and down a lot lately
    wait a minute did you send me some “special” pics?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  276. 276
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man LMFAO!

  277. 277
    Ace says:

    @Man

    who said you gravi look look someone….why would anyone mock someones gravi that’s foul

    I thought you liked those caveman insurance commercials… :coffee:

  278. 278
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ HOney…………..What’s spooky?

    LOL Damn Candi you just bypassed my ass straight to my bewbs huh?

  279. 279
    Phrozen1der says:

    :offtopic: Has anyone ever actually laughed their ass off?? *Goes to call Charlie Sheen* I bet he knows someone.. :coffee:

  280. 280

    @KINGSTON
    “i’ll give as long as i receive first. ”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    :pc:

  281. 281

    Ace when I receive it inspires me to give

  282. 282
    kingstonn says:

    @ phro
    :rofl: you stoopid!

  283. 283
    OHoney says:

    That eye that was in your gravi……your eye I assume

  284. 284
    YSoSerious says:

    I already told you to shut the **** up once today DeadEye.

    Why the **** are you still typing to me?

    Stop being an azzhole if you don’t want anyone to point out your azzholeyness. :coffee:

  285. 285
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn :rofl: I’m serious, anyone as high as him has either experienced misplacing their ass or knows someone who has!

  286. 286

    PHRO
    what ever the hell Charlie’s crack is laced with is POTENT AS FCK!

  287. 287
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    Ace says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Ace when I receive it inspires me to give
    —————————————-

    when I give and receive nothing in return…i makes me never want to give first ever again… :coffee:

  289. 289
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown Whenever that man comes on tv my world stops because it’s “MAGIC” that flows from that brain of his and you cannot write that shyt!! :rofl:

  290. 290
    Phrozen1der says:

    @OHoney LOL!

  291. 291

    PHRO
    You know Charlie got some stories for that azz!
    I wish someone would ask him on camera if he’s ever been abducted by aliens

  292. 292
    YSoSerious says:

    @MzD

    Me no likey the new Bloody Mary Gravi. :no:

  293. 293
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown :dead: And the seriousness in his face as he tells you this shyt is UNREAL!!!!!

    “Ambien. Hello. Ambien. Hello. The devil’s aspirin? That was the one thing in New York that was not part of my normal blend.” -Charlie Sheen

    :rofl: :rofl:

  294. 294
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I’m scared of the shyt he says when high if that’s the way he talks when sober. :no:

  295. 295
    missbossE says:

    @Phro :rofl:

  296. 296
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown today he said “I have no idea where my children are” Bwahahaahahah! WHAT?!?!? :rofl:

  297. 297
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I’m sorry Yso! *Goes to find new gravi cause I REFUSE to have one Yso dislikes*

  298. 298

    PHRO I feel a new list coming on and it’s called “THINGS INTERVIEWERS SHOULD ASK CHARLIE SHEEN”

    “Does it bother you that they now call you “Crazy Charlie” instead of Charles Manson”

  299. 299
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz @BossE :rofl: I will quit my job if Charlie Sheen ever passes through Charlotte and I’m in the office, being certain to knock over a cubicle or six on my way out…

  300. 300

    “Do you know who the members of Bilderberg are”

  301. 301
    kingstonn says:

    someone should ask him how he felt about ‘the mighty ducks’ :rofl:

  302. 302

    @ACE
    “who said you gravi look look someone….why would anyone mock someones gravi that’s foul

    I thought you liked those caveman insurance commercials… :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I think these females are using me as a “fall guy” because they are really jealous of the beauty of this “mystery poster” that no one wants to name.
    :coffee:

  303. 303

    “Does it hurt to shoot crack through your testicles”

  304. 304
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ Phrozen.

    Bet 5 he think he’s smarter than most ppl.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN WAS THERE A NEWBIE BY THE NAME OF ZOE WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM/HER :shrug:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown #iCANT! :rofl:

    “I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction … the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.” – Charlie Sheen :rofl:

    I CANNOT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DIMPZ CAN WE GET THE CHICHI MUFFIN TOP BACK?!?

  308. 308
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brow @Kingstonn @Dimpz :rofl:

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    @LAKER
    “WAS THERE A NEWBIE BY THE NAME OF ZOE WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM/HER ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I asked Zoe bout her tits and I think she got offended or something and stopped posting. :think:

    I think she liked Alex. People too sensitive.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    CHARLEE IS A FUKN FOOL HE A DRUG ADDICT AND DARES SOMEBODY TO TELL HIM CHIT!! :rofl: AND PHRO AND BROWN I HATE U!!! :dead: #RATCHET

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    kingstonn says:

    manuel, STFU. :lol:

  312. 312
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Laker…I think ppl were offended by the muffin top

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    Ace says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @ACE
    “who said you gravi look look someone….why would anyone mock someones gravi that’s foul

    I thought you liked those caveman insurance commercials…
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I think these females are using me as a “fall guy” because they are really jealous of the beauty of this “mystery poster” that no one wants to name.
    :coffee:
    ————————————————————————

    :haters: ‘s wanna hate…

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Laker :rofl: Charlie be like, you’re all fools now leave me be so I can get high bishes!! :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN U ALWAYS RUNNING PEOPLE OFF BRUH U GOTS TO WAIT AND BE PATIENT GRASSHOPER FOR THE TIT AND CUCAT PIC :wink:

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    missbossE says:

    Perfect LIPS :dead:

  318. 318
    candibfly says:

    #teamtigerblood :cheer:

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    “Do you feel you were robbed of an Oscar for you small role you played as the criminal in the police station in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DIMPZ THEN FUK THEM PEOPLE I LOOOOOVEE THE MUFFIN TOP AND ALL THE SR MEN DO TO SO FUK WHO EVER GOT INSULTED BY THE BEUTIFUL DIMPZ SHOWING WHAT JEISUS GAVE HER AND WE ALL LIKE TO LICK!! NOW PUT IT BACK ON SO I CAN MALEST U AND ACE BEFO I LEAVE :ashamed: <<<NOTREALLY3ISBETTER

  321. 321
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Candi :dead:

    @Brown :rofl:

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    Ace says:

    *feelin abandoned….reluctantly goes back to work*

    *sideeyes*

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN PEOPLE SO FUKN SENSITIVE **SLIDE TO LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT** TOUCH!! :danban:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ Charlie “Nino Browning” niccas so he can go hit the pipe!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    “I have to right this unconscionable wrong. Many people are suffering. And I’m the only guy who can affect the change.” -Charlie Sheen

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Who is he, the Messiah?!?!?!!?!?

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    @LAKER
    ” U ALWAYS RUNNING PEOPLE OFF BRUH U GOTS TO WAIT AND BE PATIENT GRASSHOPER FOR THE TIT AND CUCAT PIC ”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I’m just misunderstood!

    People always think I’m insulting them just because I’m observant and can see a resemblance between two people when other can’t!
    :shrugs:

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    missbossE says:

    CANDI :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz That dude is pure comedy! :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @PHRO CHARLEE SITN SOMEWERE HIGH AS KITE TALKN BOUT “THEM BISHES STILL OWE ME 2 MILL PER EPISODE” **INHALES** “THEY AINT CHIT W/OUT ME” **EXHALE**

  330. 330
    YSoSerious says:

    @MzD

    I had no problem with the double stuffed muffin tops. :thumbsup:

    I saw a Gravi that was all red like Bloody Mary and it scared me. :wail:

  331. 331
    candibfly says:

    what about ur eyes and their resemblence to debo from friday and musiq? :coffee:

  332. 332
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Laker Right!! :rofl:

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    Do you feel “the Man” has set up to be the fall guy to take the attn off of what’s going on in Libya

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    missbossE says:

    PHRO stop seriously :dead:

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    Charlie Sheen is DAT NIGGA right now! Got two hoes living wit ‘em. Blatantly doin drugs and chit!

    :bow: to Charlie Sheen!

  336. 336
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown :rofl:

    “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bytchin’ rock star from Mars.” –Charlie Sheen :rofl:

  337. 337

    Tell us who was really behind the Iran- Contra Scandal

  338. 338
    YSoSerious says:

    Chuckles is the new Whitney only funnier and with more Herpes. :coffee:

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    Chocolatedymand1 says:

    Its so fuuny you posted this Sandra, i ate there for a my girlfriend bday dinner this past sat. the hostess n wait staff was extremely rude. the food look stale. like it was sitting out all day in a display glass box. the restaurant was hot as balls and there excuse was because its alot of ppl in the restuarant, they brought these ragedy fans that kept falling to cool the area. we sat there for 45 min before they took drink orders, then we had to wait to all the drinks come before we ordered our food which too another 30 mins. horrible experience.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @PHRO FUNNY THANG IS THIS YT MAN IS TELLING THEM “I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM I JUST SMOKE CRAK I STILL SHOW UP TO WORK AND THE ONLY REASON YALL MAKING PAPER IS CUZ ME MOTHAFUKAS **INHALES** SO FUK ERRBODY AND GET ME A NEW GLAS PIPE BISH!! **EXHALE**”

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    kingstonn says:

    seriously,
    someone should ask him about the mighty ducks!

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    Did Jesus and Mary really have a child

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Man :rofl: I’m in tears reading this shyt dawg!!

    @MissBossE :nono: You tell HIM to stop! LMFAO!

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    @CANDI
    “what about ur eyes and their resemblence to debo from friday and musiq? :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    THAT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!
    :mad:

    Plus, if I CONCENTRATE real hard both of ‘em can focus in one direction!

  345. 345
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl: LMFAO!!!!

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *HOLDS YSO CLOSE* I’m sorry shugah! :wails:

    *heads to SugarBliss to buy her a dozen cupcakes*

  347. 347
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown @Kingstonn @Laker :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    On being with porn stars: “Wow. Well, listen to that statement. Look at what they do. Look what I do. It’s like, ‘Duh.’ […] They’re the best at what they do. I’m the best at what I do. It’s like, ‘Duh.’ Sorry, Middle America. I said it.” –Charlie Sheen

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  349. 349
    missbossE says:

    @Kingstonn why :wail:

  350. 350
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    And his ass got a gig lined up with HBO for 5milli a show! Carlos is P.I.M.Ping the hell outta Hollyweird

  351. 351
    missbossE says:

    Phro I can’t take it, co workers are starting to get up and stare at me. (I think I found my Favorite!!!)

  352. 352
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @PHRO :dead: HE IS A CERTIFIED CRACK HORE!!! :rofl: DUH I DO FUK PORN STARS BISH IM HIGH!!

  353. 353

    Were you in the Texas Book Depository when Kennedy was killed

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    YSoSerious says:

    (breathes you in and waits for my cupcakes)

    Extra sprinkles, please and thanks.

  355. 355
    Phrozen1der says:

    @MissBoss :rofl:

    @Laker @Brown :dead:

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    missbossE says:

    @Lakers thanks for asking DIMPZ to put that pic back up. NIIIICEEE
    :ashamed: Oh nice to e-meet you btw Dimpz, I’m BossE

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    We heard you had pics of the Hoover in drag? Who sent you those pics and why do you want them

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    YSoSerious says:

    Dammit Phro! Stop it! I beg of you! :wail: :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    “The nights I don’t sleep it’s because there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard.” – Charlie Sheen

    *kicks over trashcan and knocks over monitor*

    :rofl:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Maybe Carlos can answer:
    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    Who Framed Roger Rabbit? :coffee:

    #NiccaIsInsightful

  361. 361
    missbossE says:

    @PL Texas Book Depository tho really??? :rofl:

  362. 362

    Is it true that you have to watch Annie, put on pink pumps and nipple clamps to get off

  363. 363
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    HI Bosse! How do you do? :hug:

  364. 364
    Phrozen1der says:

    @YSo I told you, you cannot write this stuff!!!!! He is a FOOOOOOLLLL! :rofl:

  365. 365

    Is it true that Shirley Temple was your idol growing up

  366. 366
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Phro…………..Did he just sit somewhere chanting Charlie’s Highquotes?

  367. 367

    Is it true you like the feeling of butterflies up against your sacks

  368. 368
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Was it hard keeping up with the “Soul Patrol” in Cadence?

  369. 369
    Bosstown says:

    :waves:

    What’s up peeps!!!!!!

    I see Phro in here being Charlie Sheen spokesman today!!!!

    How is everybody doing today?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DIMPZ **CHICHIMUFFINTOPLICKDOUBLE!!** WERE IS ACE AT??? :shrug: GROUP HUG!!! :hug: ***RUBS ON DIMPZ AZZ WIth ONE HAND PEEN RUB ACE AND LAYS HEAD AND TONGUE ON DIMPZ CHICHIS***

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    missbossE says:

    Dimpz I am about to walk right out my job from all this foolery (Phro, PERFECT LIPS, LAKERZ) going on in here. HELP ME :hug:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @missbosse ur welcome i enjoy a nice pair of chichis and dimpz are delisious and so soo nice and soft **licks dimpz nips and runs out the door**

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *squeals and pushes Lake’s head farther into Chichis*

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz These are his actual interviews!!

    @Brown @BossE @BossTown :rofl:

  376. 376
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ BossE……..They had me laughing so hard one day I had to leave my desk. LOL

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DIMPZ DON’T U TEASE A BISH I GOT THIS NEW TONGUE RING VIBRATING **TWIRSL TONGUE AGAINS DIMPZ NIPS SO SHE CAN FEEL*** I’M READY FOR USE :wink:
    @MISSBOSSE U GON HAVE TO GET USED TO THAT CRAZY LOOK FROM CO-WORKERS IT HAPPEN ALL THE TIME PHRO IS RATCHET AS FUK BUT HE CAN SOOO GET IT :hump:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    hey Ya’ll…. Phrozen is crazy today :lol:
    ______________________________________

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DIMPZ **CHICHIMUFFINTOPLICKDOUBLE!!** WERE IS ACE AT??? GROUP HUG!!! ***RUBS ON DIMPZ AZZ WIth ONE HAND PEEN RUB ACE AND LAYS HEAD AND TONGUE ON DIMPZ CHICHIS***

    __________________________________________

    Lakes!!! :grin:

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    BROWN…..are u in here Behaving and it’s hanging just fine….to the left

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    missbossE says:

    @LAkERS lucky, I gotta take it slow in here. Don’t want to move too fast. *Scrolling between Perfect Lips and Dimpz pics while humming so anxious*
    I will eventually get ummm better acquainted wit sum folk.

  381. 381
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I think the crack has doen permanent damage. You know who else looks like they should talk like that to me,

    Christopher Walken and John Voight

  382. 382
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @WW PRETTY GIRL ROCK :whistle: **FONDELS U** WERE U BEEN HONEY?? :kiss: BRANG THAT AZZ!! :lol: BISH TO FUKN HYPE AND READY TO HOP ON SOMETHING!!!

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    candibfly says:

    tease :rolleyes:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Lakes……………I got one of those! Batteries dead though. :ashamed:

    Hey WCC! :hug: Where you been ma?

  386. 386
    Phrozen1der says:

    @WCC :waves:

    @Laker ;)

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    candibfly says:

    laker is being really fast today! *clutches imitation pearls*

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn :dead: Where that come from?!

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :dead: @ gay

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MISSBOSSE I THINK I LOST ALL KINDA SHYNES ON DAY 1 :ashamed: AND GOT RATCHET THE NEXT DAY!!!

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    kingstonn says:

    @ phro
    somewhere deep down.
    i mean why won’t people just come to terms with their gayness?

  392. 392
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Candi………Ain’t she though?!

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    YSoSerious says:

    The left you say?

    (makes a note)

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ Kingston

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    therapist1911 says:

    BROWN…..are u in here Behaving and it’s hanging just fine….to the left
    __________________________________________
    Oh really to the left you say, that’s a good look!

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    whatcha’ll talkin bout dammit

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @KINGSTON **GASP** WHO GAY?!? I WAS TOLD I WAS A FAKE LESB :lol: FUK IT EMBRACE IT!!! **TACKELS CANDI TO THE GROUND AND LICK HER CHICHIS** BISH RUNNING BUT SHE NOT HIDING :kiss:

  398. 398
    West Coast Chick says:

    Dimpz! phronzen.. Lakes!!! Candi :hug: I love you all :kiss:

    @ Dimpz.. girl, this new position I took @ work got me REALLY workin :lol:

    They must not no bout me :whistle:

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    candibfly says:

    i’ve never been ratchet *walks off as the sunlight hits my halo just so and floods the room with a luminous glow* :D

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI QUE?!? WHEN DID I SLOW DOWN :shrug:
    @THERAPIST SO U HANGING TO THE LEFT NIIIIIICEEE!!! :grin:

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    candibfly says:

    laker ur right, u this fast everyday :hug:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    @ Kingston… Lakes is a gay-fer.. fake gay person- LOL :lol:

    I just made that term up.. feel free to use it any time you like :wink:

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    Bosstown says:

    Hmphh I see yall ignoring folks in here today!!!!!!!

    DARNIT I SAID WHAT’S UP FOLKS????
    :mad:
    :hug:
    Hey Phro!!!

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz Gary Busey too,cause that ninja is #Ratchet! :rofl:

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    Yall nasty!! I’m left handed so ummm yeah

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    candibfly says:

    i’ve never been ratchet *walks off as the sunlight hits my halo just so and floods the room with a luminous glow*
    ____________________________________________
    BISH WAKE UP THAT AINT NO DAM LUMINOUS GLOW ITS THE SKRIPER CLUB LIGHTS COMING ON!!!

  407. 407
  408. 408

    Hey BossTown….what’s up with ya

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    missbossE says:

    HI WCC, HI BOSSTOWN :hi:

  410. 410
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Boss! *pops collar*

    @ Phrozen…Daniel Baldwin and they better watched that damned Alec cause that ninja whiled out on his own kid one time. LOL

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @THERAPIST WELL MEOOOOWWWW SIR I SAWWY I WAS BEING ALL NOSEY AND CHIT MY MIND ALWAYS IN THE GUTTER LET ME KEEP MY NASTY SELF OVER HERE :grin:

  412. 412

    PHRO
    MY ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTE FROM GARY BUSEY………..

    “I WILL SNATCH OUR YOUIR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM”

    I peed on myslef that day!

  413. 413
    candibfly says:

    wcc :hug:

    *takes my hug back from laker* and on that note i’m out this bytch! *lights a match and flicks it into this post*

  414. 414
    Bosstown says:

    :hug:

    Hey Therapist!!!!!

    Just chillin tryin to figure out what in the hail they in here talkin about today. So far I think I figured somebody looks like mans gravi although I haven’t figured out who it is yet!!!!

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    kingstonn says:

    gary busey is just so unfortunate looking. :no:

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    YSoSerious says:

    I replied directly to your first comment with a :yahoo:

    How you doing today Boss?

  417. 417
  418. 418
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn :dead: I’m not messing with you today… *Off to find more Charlie Sheen foolery*

    @Therapist Waddap brodie?!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BROWN OKIE I GET IT STAY OUT OF THE-RAPIST AND MS.LADY CONVO I DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA!!! :cry: **STEELS A KISS FROM BROWN AND RUNS FOR IT I KNOW SHE FINNA KIK MY ARRZZ**

  420. 420
    YSoSerious says:

    I’m sure someone will email it to you if requested. :coffee:

  421. 421
    West Coast Chick says:

    Brown… hey Wonder Woman :kiss:

  422. 422
    Bosstown says:

    Hey Miss BossE nice to meet ya!!!!

    MzD glad you put the other gravi back up couldn’t really see the other.

    Candi don’t make me come over there and snatch that darn HALO of yours!!!!

    :hug:

  423. 423
    kingstonn says:

    @ brownie
    :rofl: when did he say that chit?

  424. 424
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Dimpz I remember :rofl:

    @Brown LMFAO!!

    @Kingstonn He scares the shyt outta me!! Like one of them YT dudes you can’t punch hard enough with that crackhead no pain type adrenaline :no:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SLAPZ THAT CANDI AZZ AS SHE WALK OUT :kiss: SEE U MANANA SEXY BISH!!!!

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    West Coast Chick says:

    hey Missboss bew :hug:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Poor Corey Haim was headed down that path too (R.I.P.)

  428. 428
    Bosstown says:

    @Yso was that comment for me??? #388.1

    :rofl:

  429. 429
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn he wanted to pray so bad on Surreal Life and they kept talking so he cursed them slam the fuvk out :rofl: :rofl:

  430. 430

    HEY WCC

    Kinstonn this was when he went on Celebrity rehab I think.
    Inside Edition was doin somethin on him and they showed that clip of him tellin the camera guy that!

  431. 431
    West Coast Chick says:

    What up Boss towmn and YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  432. 432

    Lakes….the gutter is fine with me. I’m grown I can handle it.

    @Boss…lol yeah i was tryna figure out what they talking bout….I DID. I drawed my own conclusion as to who the graviee looked like.

    @Brown….u a bad woman

    @Phro….whaddup bro

  433. 433

    @Brown….that was a classic line. What show was that Celeb Rehab or Surreal Life

  434. 434

    @BOSSTOWN
    “So far I think I figured somebody looks like mans gravi although I haven’t figured out who it is yet!!!!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    They are being really mean today.
    :coffee:

  435. 435
    Bosstown says:

    What’s poppin WCC?????????????

    :hug:

  436. 436
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown :rofl: I would’ve fallen all the way out if I were there!!

  437. 437
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Therapist Chillen bruh, pushing through til Thursday so I can’t act up for CIAA the rest of the week.. :yahoo:

  438. 438

    therapist1911 says:

    Brown….u a bad woman
    ____________________________________________
    Care to find out just how bad???? :coffee:

  439. 439

    @BROWN

    Just wanted to let you know I “see” you.

  440. 440
  441. 441
    kingstonn says:

    manuel :nono: you started the chit!

  442. 442

    PHRO
    I had a flashback from my biology class in school and was like how they hell do you snatch out an endocrine system and if so where is it located!

  443. 443
    Bosstown says:

    OOPs was I not supposed to do that sorry Sandra!!!!!!

    Don’t
    :ban:
    ME!!!!!!!!!! Sorry!!!

  444. 444
    kingstonn says:

    im still laughing at ‘i will snatch your damn endocrine system’ :rofl:

  445. 445
    West Coast Chick says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BOSSTOWN
    “So far I think I figured somebody looks like mans gravi although I haven’t figured out who it is yet!!!!”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    They are being really mean today.

    _________________________________________

    :lol: Its all love, Man… U know we lub the hell outta ya! :grin:

  446. 446

    @KINGSTON
    “manuel :nono: you started the chit!”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    **GASP!**

    I STARTED NO SUCH THING!
    You know what, come over here and bend over and get what’s cuming to you!

  447. 447

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BROWN

    Just wanted to let you know I “see” you.
    _____________________________________________
    JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I DONT GIVE A FCK

  448. 448
    Bosstown says:

    @yso bosstown_617 yahoo

  449. 449
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown :rofl: I’m pretty sure it cannot be snatched out….

  450. 450

    KINSTONN
    I was like that niccah on some Bruce Lee/ Last Dragon type shyt!

  451. 451
    kingstonn says:

    @ man
    ew, that just sounds awful!

  452. 452
    kingstonn says:

    @ brownie
    i googled it and found this ‘If you put that straightjacket on me, I’m going to pull your endocrine system out of your body and make a pack out of it.’

    :dead:

  453. 453
    YSoSerious says:

    Speak for yourself. :coffee:

  454. 454

    @BOSSTOWN
    “bosstown_617 yahoo”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    So after recieving something, does it inspire you to give?
    :coffee:

  455. 455

    @BROWN
    “Just wanted to let you know I “see” you.
    _____________________________________________
    JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I DONT GIVE A FCK”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    It’s cool… it’s cool.
    :coffee:

  456. 456
    Bosstown says:

    @BOSSTOWN
    “bosstown_617 yahoo”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    So after recieving something, does it inspire you to give?

    ——————————————————————-

    Whatever Man I am not giving you sh*t!!!!

  457. 457

    @BOSSTOWN
    “So after recieving something, does it inspire you to give?

    ——————————————————————-

    Whatever Man I am not giving you sh*t!!!!
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    That’s good, because I won’t be requesting sh*t from you. I’d prefer an azz or tiddy shot.
    :coffee:

  458. 458

    :rfol: :wail:
    KINSTONN I FORGOT THAT LAST PART!!!!
    I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHERRY COKE!!!

  459. 459
    Bosstown says:

    You gets NADA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  460. 460

    I’m hittin the retarded *ahem* “reply” button just for you.

    Shut the fluck up and go eat your crayons and play with your drool.

  461. 461

    “Nada” huh?

    :think:
    Is that a coochie shot?

    :thumbsup:

  462. 462
    YSoSerious says:

    @Boss

    You have mail. :coffee:

  463. 463
    Bosstown says:

    @Man NADA means you get nothing!!!!!!!! Oh sorry I take that back here you go

    :hug:

  464. 464

    @BOSSTOWN
    “NADA means you get nothing!!!!!!!! Oh sorry I take that back here you go
    :hugs:
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    You wanna press your tits up against my chest huh?
    I’m game! :hugs:

  465. 465
    Bosstown says:

    @ Man WHATEVER!!!!!

    :rofl:

  466. 466

    Well folks it’s been real
    Yall have a good one

  467. 467

    @BROWN
    “Well folks it’s been real
    Yall have a good one”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I expect better treatment from you tomorrow young lady. I let chit slide today.
    **bootypinch**
    :coffee:

  468. 468
    Bosstown says:

    :cya:

    Luscious

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    :whistle: *while walkin out the door*
    Bytch Please
    You Don’t Wanna Fck With Me……………..

  471. 471
    Bsoul says:

    AprilRain says:
    Oh you are so right,it’s gotta be the spices…
    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
    No April, not extra spices, “extra spices”. Since some might be in the middle of snacking I won’t go into what kind of spices. :P

  472. 472

    I don’t even want to hear that mess :lol:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Brown Sweet Charlie Sheen dreams to ya!!! :waves: LOL!

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    It’s not me. WordPress substitutes random Gravis to those who have no Gravatar uploaded. Check your Gravatar.com settings. :)

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