Ludacris’ Restaurant Straits Fails Health Inspection
While rapper Ludacris, 33, is busy promoting hard liquor to his young fans, his restaurant Straits failed its last health inspection, according to WhatNowAtlanta.com.
Luda’s restaurant received a failing score of 67 and an unsatisfactory in a January 31st surprise inspection by the city. To be fair, there were other restaurants that received lower scores than Straits, but none of them were black-owned.
Among the violations found during the inspection were inadequate food storage, unclean and unsanitary food contact surfaces, inadequate hand washing facilities, unclean nonfood contact surfaces, food not dated and marked properly.
I like Luda. He’s a conscientious businessman and I’m sure heads rolled when this failing report was brought to his attention. Drink responsibly, kids.
Click here to read the full report.
Thanks to loyal reader Michael N. for the tip.
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It’s that old azz woman Eulogy’s fault that he dating.

I bet you his liquor license was in order though……..
NOT “EULOGY”….
No more lamb lollipops for me
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
It’s that old azz woman Eulogy’s fault that he dating.
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Shes a Dr. maybe she can fix the health inspection
Somebody call Gordon Ramsey. He’ll get that chit into shape in no time.
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
I bet you his liquor license was in order though……..
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Pour the liqour on the food so you don’t get a free trip to the Gradys
HEY AUNTIE SANDRA YOU GOTTA PLAY KIM K NEW SINGLE LMAOOOOOOOOO ISH MADE MY EARS BLEED SHE IS SUCH A JOKE
Oh well didn’t his restaurant have a problem before – and anyway I don’t do Celeb restaurants no where!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ew.
I jus heard Kim K new song….ummmm she didn’t even try. The Dream coulda have saved that beat for someone else….smh
@DAWN
“It’s that old azz woman Eulogy’s fault that he dating.
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Shes a Dr. maybe she can fix the health inspection”
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She’s a doctor alright… A “Fellatio Specialist.”
CHECK. Mental note – don’t eat there.
@ blu
he just did it for the puzzay.
How do restaurants with low grades/scores stay packed? One that serves Mexican food had a ‘C’ grade (barely passing) for the longest. People were constantly lined up half way down the block.
Maybe the flavor of those “extra spices” in their menudo and carne asada kept ‘em coming back.
Good day all.
Gross , I’m surprised I would have thought he would be on top of that
yuck
Sandi, why have you stuck me with this horrid avi? I tried uploading another pic but your site went crazy with cookies and stuff.
That episode would never make the air. Gordan and his salad would get tossed. Of course I mean that literally.
COCHINO
Sandi, why have you stuck me with this horrid avi?
Yeah blame Sandra for everything like she blames Obama 
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@CHOCO **WRAPS MYSELF AROUND U*** DON’T LEAVE ME NO MORE ITS DARK IN HERE!!!
SO whats going on in here!
kingstonn says:
@ blu
he just did it for the puzzay.
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You know what….you right.
@ Dawn that bish aint no doctor yet
afternoon folks
@lakes
That other post was hail – nothing was posting right I got back to you but it was giving me a headache….
my boss just bought me lunch guys.
he really wants that date.
*comes back in with chipotle*
DYMOND
heyy girl
kingstonn says:
my boss just bought me lunch guys.
he really wants that
datePuzzazy (c) Lakeshow.Miss H Hey baby!
HARLEM!!!
sup CHOCO
sup AL
sup KINGSTON
sup SEXXXY BLU
*wipes my bff’s glasses off* i’m here too
harlem i know u love chipotle, did u do the buy one get one free coupon on facebook?
@Kingston
Do you know the art of war and power- see if I were you the boss would always think I would give him that date- and continue to shower me with gifts and trinkets perks on the job… a pay raise a promotion and still no date when he tries to threaten my job – file a sexual harassment suit- WIN WIN #EVILYNN
sorry i hit enter before i could finish
sup LAKER
sup BROWN
CANDI!!!!
afternoon dahling!!!! 
I just emailed Sandra about the reply/comment problem. Hopefully the feature can still be salvaged somehow.
See. This is what happens when I try to use my powers for good.
(goes back to being evil cause it seems like the safer option)
Alboy with that fluckin gravi…
Candi, I would die 10000000 deaths before I forget you!!!
ALBOY I replied in the other post but I see that was null and void
CANDI
I sawwy boo girl yes I did I used it on Monday so I had lunch and dinner and I got another one I am gonna use tomorrow *whispers* I love using my second coupon on the last day
YSOOOO no we like your good powers
CHOCO, COCOA hey ladies
*whispers* harlem i have four coupons plus the free baked good from au bon pain (that i used twice so far) #frugal
dymond! i knew u ain’t forget, i just knew it!
Harlem
y am I starting roll call now –
SR again
No y’all don’t.
@manuel re: comment #1 — i was going to say that
Yum, can’t go wrong with Chickfila.
So, I just read they took Charlie’s sons. Hope they don’t give them to the mom…..
and be mad if i go to the grocery store and leave them behind
don’t know if ya’ll have a Dixie Cafe (how southern) where you are but the only time i ever eat there is when they have two dinners for $12.99
Maaaan, f*ck Ludacris. He lost major points with me walking around with a liquor bottle in his hand, even on talk shows. MAJOR cool points.
Now, if you want to talk about “more class than the average man”, why don’t you suggest that to Ludacris?
Just a suggestion.
Be back
True
yso u are forbidden from askin for anymore changes. we all voted
@kk i think friday is free waffle fries day at chikfila. its some time this week i know that
dymond i won’t buy it if i know for sure i have a coupon but it ain’t with me
CANDI I knew we were meant to be bff I had 3 but decided to be nice (wont happen again). Is it me or do you feel like you giving away money when you give a coupon away?!!
WHY WEN THE COMMENTS GET GOING A BISH GOT ALL BAKED UP WITH WORK!!
Yeah blame Sandra for everything like she blames Obama
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Did I just do that?
I guess you’re right.
Look at my avi, though. He looks like something out of South Park. One tooth and the eyes are on the verge crossing over like Jordan back in the day. On second thought, I think I’ll keep it!
Grrrrr!!
TMI ALERT!!
*sigh*
I’m hornier than a gay man in a gym shower room right now….
I’d go “take care of it” in my car in a dark corner of the garage real quick, but my man has asked me to hold it” until later…..when he gets home….like 6 hours from now!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!
harlem i do, i felt sad bc i gave my boo one of the coupons
SN: for anyone that collects dvds like I do (and yes I am being stubborn no blu rays for me HMPH) walmart online has a bangin 5 dollar section. Season 1 different world, Strictly Business, etc too many to list and some of them are even 3.50 and they are mailed straight to your mailbox if you are ordering 2 or less, anymore then that will get delivered via ups etc.
I’ma start bringing my bullet to work with me and keeping it in my glove compartment…
CANDI *sigh* I feel your pain shoot they dont call us coupon queens for nothing
SASO no thats me all day everyday but I am virgin *adjust halo a la my bff*
@MissH
I’m ready to get one off NOW and be happy. I can’t concentrate when I’m horny!!
<_<
(decides to ignore any votes taken without/against me)
It's not my fault the chit ain't working right. I blame Obama.
Poor Sassy, you better rub your poon on your work chair.
HARLEM!
@Harlem
Thanks booo for that DVD Tip
@Sandra
So would it be safe to say that Luda’s restaurant is in “Dire Straits?”
LMAO!
That was my one corny joke of the day!
SASO girl if its one thing I wont upset is the kitty if she talkin handle that and still get handled later by your boo.
I’m ready to get one off NOW and be happy. I can’t concentrate when I’m horny!!
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And I thought I was bad you sure you not around my age
harlem isn’t it tough keepin the goodies in the jar til marriage?!
at least u don’t have to wait til the weekend SASO
or hold ur pee in til u can’t take it no more. does that feel good to anyone else? no?
@SASSY I HATE THAT BUT ME AND THE BOO TAKE LIL LUNCH BREAKS IF I GET THAT HOT!!!
And I missed the free pancakes at IHOP yesterday, but that was probably a blessing
@Cocoa
LMAO! I tried that already! And I tried to do the sneak “hand between the legs” move but thats not doing me any good right now either!
I.NEED.MY.MAN!! Ughhh!!!!
So no one watches Miami Housewives? And no one’s gonna mention, Marisol’s scary looking mama, huh?
Hold my pee
Candi that’s an irritation waiting to happen
StillASassyOne says:
I’ma start bringing my bullet to work with me and keeping it in my glove compartment…
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you missed the convo from earlier but just to let you know I do sell those….
@MissH
I wish I could!! I gotta wait until at least 2 to do it myself in the car though once some of the people in the garage have left and I can get an empty space in a dark corner!
@Choco
I’m sure!! It’s the week before my “cycle” and my hormones always skyrocket then.
@Candi
I do the same thing! LOL! I don’t know why but it feels better peeing after youve held it for a while. It’s a deeper feeling of “relief.”
Yeah i’m with Choco, I swear women have “blue ****s” just like men ahve blue balls.
@CANDI HOLDING UR PEE CAN CAUSE UTI

@ACE STOP WITH THAT FUKN REPLY BUTTON SH!T PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!
damn I forgot I was typing on here cl*t
i guess if u did it often it might be
i zone out when i’m eating lunch, dude walked by my desk and waved, i kept eating and didn’t wave back. i mean i just wanna be left alone at lunch while i’m stuffin my face, is that too much to ask for?!
Candi says:

hold ur pee in til u can’t take it no more. does that feel good to anyone else?
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everyone’s back now?
*munching on a chicken strip* what y’all talking ’bout?
well i’ve never had one
OK SO AM I TYPING IN GHOST OR WHAT BISH GETS NO LOVE
lakers, calm down & think of rubbing on pitbulls bald head..
CHOCO no prob I try to buy every dvd I like
SASO girl take your ass in the bathroom and handle that fluck a garage
StillASassyOne says:
I can get an empty space in a dark corner!
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“Hold up dawg..i’ll be right back i gotta grab this box from the back”
*runs to the back of the garage*
“Oh! …um Sassy..i didnt see you there …um
My bad..”
*grabs box lookin back one more time out of curiosity*
LAKKKERRRRRRRR
&
anywhere you like love
*writes in my diary* oh hey ace
Sorry wont do it again… promise!
@KINGSTON OOOOOOWWWWW!!!
<<<<CUUUULOO!!
Hey ya Ms. Fly, How are you this
day?
@SASSY
“I.NEED.MY.MAN!! Ughhh!!!!”
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I love it when you be beggin and pleadin for me!
@HARLEM
THANKS LOVE BISH BEEN UPSET ALL DAY JURY DUTTY THE NEW FUK REPLY CHIT AND JUST GOT A LTTR FROM AUSTIN ABOUT MY LICENSE AND LETS SAY I’M NOT ALLOWED BEHIND THE WHEEL
<<<HOLDMEBEFOIDROWN!!!!
Oh you are so right,it’s gotta be the spices…
Hey @LadiKim
Im interested in hearing more about what you sell i want a rabbit and some edibles and a CAWK got those????
@ACE WHY ARE U DOING ME LIKE THIS DIN’T I JUST SAY NO MORE OF THAT REPLY CHIT!!!
*makes laker a new license* don’t worry
just act like u can’t speak english and they won’t pick u
Sassy: The bathroom on a floor other than the one you work on always works for me… :blush:
i skipped over that and didn’t even realize u were talking to me
i’m doin alright ace. got the itis and shyt
Already that was my last reply i promise….(hope people don’t feel ignored)
@CANDI MY FUKN DRIVING LICENSE JUST GOT SUSPENDE!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!
AND JURY DUTY ON FUKN MONDAY
IT JUST AINT MY FUKN DAY!!! 
@manuel so u can’t speak to me anymore since i dumped u?
Choco: send me an email at km679t@att
I have everything that you are looking for!!!
omg ew.
why was it suspended laker? *lip quiver*
@kingston
COCHINA!!!
grabs box lookin back one more time out of curiosity*

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@Lakes find out what you need to get your license straight and begin there – then everytime you get behind your wheel
to GOD for no accidents, problems, or tickets I still do that everytime I get in my car
LAKER I cosign CANDI I would straight up be like no habla ingles and keep it moving
no worries babe at least the day is half over
@CANDI IT’S BACK FROM SUM FENDER BENDER ACCIDENT I HAD BAK IN FEB OF 09 BISH HAD JUST GOT THE SATURN NO INS SAME DAY I GOT IT I BUP A LADY IN THE AZZ **BAD BRAKES CASHCAR** AND HER CHIT WAS NOT EVEN SCRATCH MY CHIT WAS BEND I GUESS HER INS WENT TO COURT OR SUM……….. FUK MAN FO REAL IT JUST AINT GOOD DAY FOR UR GIRL
Yall Stupid
right laker, they call ur name and u be like “que?”
candi & lakerboo y’all have mail!!!
@Ace
LMAO! I think that could really happen because one of my coworkers definitely snuck up on me while I was in the garage one time!
@MissH
All of these damn bathrooms always have a bunch of chattering white women in them!!!
@Man
You know DAMNED well I wasn’t talking about your azz!
@CHOCO A BISH FEEL LIKE CHIT RIGHT NOW I REALLY DO THE MORE I READ THE MORE I GET UPSET
MY FUKN REGISTRATION AND ANY LICENSE PLATES UNDER MY FUKN NAME ARE SUSPENDD TOO!!!
WORK SOOO FUKN HARD AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY THIS BISH 1200!!!!!
suspended for how long? u better get someone to make u a DL! *looks around*
Ooh I wanted some Chipotle but I didn’t feel like driving to Laurel! I had KFC and it was nasty
i saw kingston
It appears SR has some members with very sizeable members!
FLUCK YALL AND YALL INSIDE JOKES HMPH
but I damn sure can bet what it is now
@ lakes
aww boo! i can be your chauffeur if you pay for the gas.
Sassy I was fortunate enough to have a secret hidin spot that I use on a regular!
Exactly! That don’t do nothing but make your stomach hurt lol
@KINGSTON
I hope who ever let there gift out of the box made you pay for it…heavily
*continues to look in his account to see no deposits*
cause i got nothing my last transaction
I think that’s the American way *as i sit back and wait for my settlement*
@CANDI
”
“@manuel so u can’t speak to me anymore since i dumped u?
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My sincere apologies. Forgive my rudeness. How are you today?

Miss H we in the same boat Im not in the cool group either.
*tears up the reconciliation papers* too late
now thats just ridiculous … Luda shoulda stepped his game up after recieveing and unsatisfactory instead of doing the typical black thing and giving ppl second chances… I hope he know this reflects back on him and he might need to get intergrated or get his stuff together because clearly the usual just isnt cutting it
@ SASO they have a kit @ the “toy” store that you can use to make your own toy out of your dues or chicks Goods
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
! LOVES IT!
ALBOY its all good hun I dont get emails either but hey I am the cool kid #fluckbeinhumble
***Kim politely leaves the room and heads to the bathroom on the 16th floor*** I will def return back with bells & whistles on
@Brown
LMAO! How you know? you have any contributions to add?
harlem
cochina!
dues= dudes
Reply works for me
@CANDI
”
“*tears up the reconciliation papers* too late
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BUT I APOLOGIZED! That should be all it takes to be able to get back with you!
I ain’t EVA had a woman not take me back after I apologized!
@ Harlem I think you and I should be emailing
you know just to keep up on PTI 
@manuel have u not realized yet that i am not the avg chick *flips hair*
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEE MYYYYYYYYYYY BISSSSSSSHEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL PURTY BISHES
@Al
I saw that kit- but my dude won’t let me make a mold of his! He’s insecure about it taking his place or some sh*t.
@CANDI
“have u not realized yet that i am not the avg chick *flips hair*”
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Yeah… I’m starting to think I won’t get to hit.
I think i know it has gotten quiet….
goes to check for his newletter…
certainly not after that last statement
CANDIIIIIII
I shall get another tat with our names on it this time on my neck and face like GUCCI
@SASSY
I can send you a mold of mine. You could be “cheating” while remaining “faithful.”

Sassy how do I know what???
About the big “member”??
I’ve seen with my own eyes
@ SASO I almost went to the county when baby asked me to get the chindyck. I aint putting that on
I dont mind her using toys though i like to watch then try to beat her to death Mines! 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SASSY
I can send you a mold of mine. You could be “cheating” while remaining “faithful.”

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@CANDI
”
“certainly not after that last statement
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I’m just trying to get as much pucci, while putting forth as little effort, as possible (aka, EFFICIENT!).
IS THAT SO WRONG?????
@ manuel
not looking how you do in that gravi.
well u need a better strategy cause that one ain’t workin seein as how u get no puzzy
@KINGSTON
”
“not looking how you do in that gravi.
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Don’t even try to deny that you like my beard/permed hair look. My ex told me the hoes would be dyin for me if I did it.
I have to admit, I been turning heads lately.
**I know you want me, you need to gawn and let me hit that**
Man that pic kinda reminds me of someone that be on SR sometimes
in my Patti Labelle voice with remake of Somebody Loves You*
Somebody’s packin babay
Whoaaa
Whoaaa
Whoaaa
Somebody’s packin babay
And I know who it is…………….
@CANDI
”
“well u need a better strategy cause that one ain’t workin seein as how u get no puzzy
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I think my “hit average” is like .303 or something like that. Which ain’t bad.
A lot of them niggas with a higher average than me be puttin in WAY more work (talkin on the phone, buyin gifts and chit) so I think it ultimately works in my favor.
@ bosse
that’s why he got that picture up there
@ man
i’ll have to politely decline for like the 425529582th time.
PERFECT LIPS
u got a pic? who ever it was im sure u got em with the big head right now
@MISSBOSSE
“Man that pic kinda reminds me of someone that be on SR sometimes”
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**GASP!!!**

No!
Tell me who, I won’t say nothing!
….ok, just give the first letter of their screen name!
@KINGSTON
“i’ll have to politely decline for like the 425529582th time”
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I know I’m wearing you down! Eventually, you’ll get tired of saying “no.”
And then it’s “OWN!”
<<in your face
Miss Boss I think “big head” would be an accurate statement
back from lunch….what we talkin bout besides Luda?
Now the more I look at the pic I can’t stop laughin cuz that looks like her. I use to think her profile pic was a joke cuz it always seems like she had a mustache with them ummm bright lips and all. Dayuuuum now some of the previous comments are coming back to me… MAN you are wrrrrrong but oooohhhhhh so RIGHT

Kingstonnnnnnnn what you think about the Tata situation??!!

@BROWN

Did you send ‘em something back?
I need to befriend my ex and convince him to do this…
@honey
the chick with the daycare?
@ Ohoney we talkin bout US
Kingstonnnnnnn yes girl!!
Miss Boss I’m lost aith the bright lipstick.. wait a DAYUM MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yall talkiin bout 2 different people!
@Al persistent huh? Where’s your gravi?
KINGSTONN!
*looks thru emails to see if I have yours*
PL hmmm now you got me curious. I’m not big on pics but seems like he could get a standing ovation.
ohhhh sorry if im talking about the wrong person good I didnt say the name. HMMM i’ll just go
@honey
she’s dumb az hail! who leaves babies in the house alone with oil on the stove?
& something told me she was going to flee to africa.. idk why though.
BossE I know who you’re talkin bout. That’s who I thought the pic was about.
@MISSBOSSE
“Now the more I look at the pic I can’t stop laughin cuz that looks like her. I use to think her profile pic was a joke cuz it always seems like she had a mustache with them ummm bright lips and all. Dayuuuum now some of the previous comments are coming back to me… MAN you are wrrrrrong but oooohhhhhh so RIGHT ”
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I have no idea what you’re talkin about. It is purely coincidental that my current gravie resembles any other SR poster.

@ Honey it got revoked by SR or something
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN

Did you send ‘em something back?
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Yes
@ brownie
its kingstonnjay @aim dot com
Kingstonn girl how did they let that happen??? Now they sayin even if they catch her TODAY, it could take up to a year to get her back here
@BROWN
OH HAIL NAW!

You know what? It’s cool…. it’s cool.

Who is Boss Talking bout?
@ ohoney
whattt? she’ll be deep in the ubuntu tribe by then!
her family need to go to jail for obstruction of justice for lying and saying they don’t know where she is. and, i just found out she’s 22! with a daycare? smfh!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
OH HAIL NAW!
You know what? It’s cool…. it’s cool.
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NICCAH PLEASE! WHAT IN HAIL MADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED ANYTHING?????
So I am right? Don’t be confusing me cuz if there’s another ummm how should i put Less Fortunate looking person on here than I don’t mean to confuse the two. But SHE needs to stop drawing attention to that certain area… i mean really
Boss if comment 169 was for me then yes he could!
@BROWN
“NICCAH PLEASE! WHAT IN HAIL MADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED ANYTHING?????”
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I KNOW I was more deserving than others.

It’s cool tho, it’s cool.
Exactly @Kingstonn, there was some money laundering or sumthin. How did she get a ticket to Nigeria on a days notice, where did she get that kind of money? Why was she not told NOT to leave the city of Houston until the investigation was complete?? Then her family packs up and leaves IN FRONT of the news cameras. Really??!!
@MISS BOSS E
For the record, I don’t talk about people or make fun of them.

LIES!!
@OHONEY
Ol girl was wrong, but you know Texas goin try to imprison everyone that ever met her. It was a mistake and they tryin to lock her up for like 50 years or some chit like that.
I think having to live in Nigeria is punishment enough.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“NICCAH PLEASE! WHAT IN HAIL MADE YOU THINK YOU DESERVED ANYTHING?????”
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I KNOW I was more deserving than others.
It’s cool tho, it’s cool.
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You haven’t done shyt and you being a regular azz hole on SR does not qualify as doing anything for me
& i’m a 450lb asian man.
yeah right, manuel.
O’ok..
@Man, I’m sure it will be horrible for her seeing as how she was born and raised here. She’s not used to their way of living. She’s Americanized. If anybody needs to go down with her it’s that brother of hers. Gon, try to set up a fund in the name of the children….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:

.
I think having to live in Nigeria is punishment enough.
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MAN, I might be new to commenting but I been visiting for years. You wild out on the regular
Boss should i be afraid to ask what PL means
@ ohoney
wasn’t that trifling? my grandma always told me not to trust Nigerians. but i thought she was just saying that cause one ripped her off.
LOL well on here it’s just so I dont have to type out Perect Lips but ummm there is one other thing
i know right?
what is PL?
nevermind Boss, I’m a lil distracted so I can’t think straight
missbossE says:
LOL well on here it’s just so I dont have to type out Perect Lips but ummm there is one other thing
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Aww hell I should be afraid again
Kingstonn, OHoney what are yall talking about? Some woman going to prison?
@Man
Does the member who youre referencing in your gravi screen name start with an L and end with an S?
@Brown
Check ya email please! thanks!
@ Brown from what I can tell they arent talking about you. They are refering to someone who Boss E said resembles the Gravi@ Man has up. She calls this person PL. not sure who it Really is but I am sure its not you. Who is it BossE?
so what yall in her talking bout?
@ sassy
the screenname is l————t. 
SASO, that’s what I’m thinking
oh yea correction You are right KINGSTONN
@ SASO and Brown I need some pictures OF WOMEN sent to my email alboycpt gmail thanks
SMH.
@Kingston…
Ohhhh!!
I know who that is….
@Brown
did you get my email?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Al you’re kiddin me right, especially after I asked for one of your face and was DENIED!
YSO where you going?
Sassy my gmail went down, it’s been trippin all day
ooh Al, show us your face!
PHRO
Whats so damned funny Phro?
@em or dap em
why they talkin aout 2 different people and I refuse to be apart of this tom foolery
@ Brown I thought if i asked nice you would gone give it up Pics arent my thang I saw that they where yours and figured it wouldnt hurt to ask
So um The – Rapist,
how’s it hangin
*chants*
show us your face Al, show us your face Al!
@Saso @Brown At the rocket blasters full of shade being thrown intentionally but uninentionally at the same time about said cavemanish looking SR member..
phrozen did u hear that ciaa was postponed until next week so that i could attend?
Al you have to give in order to receive and I received alot so naturally I had to give!
It’s the polite thing to do
@SASSY
“Does the member who youre referencing in your gravi screen name start with an L and end with an S?”
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Why does everyone think I’m referencing someone??
Phrozen1der says:
@Saso @Brown At the rocket blasters full of shade being thrown intentionally but uninentionally at the same time about said cavemanish looking SR member..

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@Candi
Yeah, I just got the e-mail…We still pre-gaming all this weekend tho!
PHRO
I’m gon just ignore you cuz I habe bigger things to focus on and cannot be apart of this
i hope the fire marshall shuts down all the parties y’all bought tickets for at 10 pm
@phro
you know who it is?
To cleanse myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
@Brown
That’s cool but remember I’m the one behaving it’s those subliminal posts causing the trouble.. 
Yall goin have people changing they gravies and chit.
@Kingstonn I have an idea..
I see Sandra got some more of that Ice Cube “sell-out” money and advertising for his terrible azz show.

They can change the gravi all they want. It’s pointless if they have pics in their links
People do lurk not that some of y’all seem to care.
@Phro & Brown
I’m not throwing no shade! That’s Man and nem!
I didn’t think she looked like that at all. I actually thought she was pretty, but
To each his own, I guess.
Brown!! Fix ya email- I sent ya something spe-sha!!
“Well, we couldn’t really call it rehab because we didn’t have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management centre that we labelled the Sober Valley Lodge. … its primary client achieved radical success.” -Charlie Sheen
that show is terrible. along with house of pain & meet the browns.
Shut up Yso.
im back what we talkn bout???
I know, I was just saying whomever brought it up should just @theperson and be like has anyone ever told you that your face looks like you’ve been slap boxing with Tyson and he bust that ass…:shrugs: Just a thought…
Hey yall!
y’all better not be talkin bout me while i’m gone
*stares everyone in the room down*
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Al you have to give in order to receive and I received alot so naturally I had to give!
It’s the polite thing to do
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Please inform others of this rule please and fluckin thank you
Hey Dimpz…that’s kinda spooky
hey dimpz’s bewbs!
@SASSY
“I’m not throwing no shade! That’s Man and nem!”
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I CLEARLY stated that it is purely coincidental that my gravie resembles any other poster on SR (post 173).
Just for that outrageous accusation, I believe you deserve a spanking. Come over here, expose your bare bottom and bend over.

i’ll give as long as i receive first.
Sassy my gmail has been goin up and down a lot lately
wait a minute did you send me some “special” pics?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
@Man LMFAO!
@Man
who said you gravi look look someone….why would anyone mock someones gravi that’s foul
I thought you liked those caveman insurance commercials…
@ HOney…………..What’s spooky?
LOL Damn Candi you just bypassed my ass straight to my bewbs huh?
@KINGSTON
“i’ll give as long as i receive first. ”
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Ace when I receive it inspires me to give
@ phro
you stoopid!
That eye that was in your gravi……your eye I assume
I already told you to shut the **** up once today DeadEye.
Why the **** are you still typing to me?
Stop being an azzhole if you don’t want anyone to point out your azzholeyness.
@Kingstonn
I’m serious, anyone as high as him has either experienced misplacing their ass or knows someone who has!
PHRO
what ever the hell Charlie’s crack is laced with is POTENT AS FCK!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Ace when I receive it inspires me to give
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when I give and receive nothing in return…i makes me never want to give first ever again…
@Brown Whenever that man comes on tv my world stops because it’s “MAGIC” that flows from that brain of his and you cannot write that shyt!!
@OHoney LOL!
PHRO
You know Charlie got some stories for that azz!
I wish someone would ask him on camera if he’s ever been abducted by aliens
@MzD
Me no likey the new Bloody Mary Gravi.
@Brown
And the seriousness in his face as he tells you this shyt is UNREAL!!!!!
“Ambien. Hello. Ambien. Hello. The devil’s aspirin? That was the one thing in New York that was not part of my normal blend.” -Charlie Sheen
I’m scared of the shyt he says when high if that’s the way he talks when sober.
@Phro
@Brown today he said “I have no idea where my children are” Bwahahaahahah! WHAT?!?!?
I’m sorry Yso! *Goes to find new gravi cause I REFUSE to have one Yso dislikes*
PHRO I feel a new list coming on and it’s called “THINGS INTERVIEWERS SHOULD ASK CHARLIE SHEEN”
“Does it bother you that they now call you “Crazy Charlie” instead of Charles Manson”
@Dimpz @BossE
I will quit my job if Charlie Sheen ever passes through Charlotte and I’m in the office, being certain to knock over a cubicle or six on my way out…
“Do you know who the members of Bilderberg are”
someone should ask him how he felt about ‘the mighty ducks’
@ACE
“who said you gravi look look someone….why would anyone mock someones gravi that’s foul
I thought you liked those caveman insurance commercials…
”
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I think these females are using me as a “fall guy” because they are really jealous of the beauty of this “mystery poster” that no one wants to name.

“Does it hurt to shoot crack through your testicles”
Bet 5 he think he’s smarter than most ppl.
@MAN WAS THERE A NEWBIE BY THE NAME OF ZOE WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM/HER
@Brown #iCANT!
“I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction … the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.” – Charlie Sheen
I CANNOT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!
@DIMPZ CAN WE GET THE CHICHI MUFFIN TOP BACK?!?
@Brow @Kingstonn @Dimpz
@LAKER
“WAS THERE A NEWBIE BY THE NAME OF ZOE WHAT HAPPEN TO HIM/HER ”
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I asked Zoe bout her tits and I think she got offended or something and stopped posting.
I think she liked Alex. People too sensitive.
CHARLEE IS A FUKN FOOL HE A DRUG ADDICT AND DARES SOMEBODY TO TELL HIM CHIT!!
AND PHRO AND BROWN I HATE U!!!
#RATCHET
manuel, STFU.
@ Laker…I think ppl were offended by the muffin top
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ACE
“who said you gravi look look someone….why would anyone mock someones gravi that’s foul
I thought you liked those caveman insurance commercials…
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I think these females are using me as a “fall guy” because they are really jealous of the beauty of this “mystery poster” that no one wants to name.

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:haters: ‘s wanna hate…
@Laker
Charlie be like, you’re all fools now leave me be so I can get high bishes!! 
@MAN U ALWAYS RUNNING PEOPLE OFF BRUH U GOTS TO WAIT AND BE PATIENT GRASSHOPER FOR THE TIT AND CUCAT PIC
Perfect LIPS
#teamtigerblood
“Do you feel you were robbed of an Oscar for you small role you played as the criminal in the police station in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
@DIMPZ THEN FUK THEM PEOPLE I LOOOOOVEE THE MUFFIN TOP AND ALL THE SR MEN DO TO SO FUK WHO EVER GOT INSULTED BY THE BEUTIFUL DIMPZ SHOWING WHAT JEISUS GAVE HER AND WE ALL LIKE TO LICK!! NOW PUT IT BACK ON SO I CAN MALEST U AND ACE BEFO I LEAVE
<<<NOTREALLY3ISBETTER
@Candi
@Brown
*feelin abandoned….reluctantly goes back to work*
*sideeyes*
@MAN PEOPLE SO FUKN SENSITIVE **SLIDE TO LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT** TOUCH!!
“I have to right this unconscionable wrong. Many people are suffering. And I’m the only guy who can affect the change.” -Charlie Sheen
Who is he, the Messiah?!?!?!!?!?
@LAKER
” U ALWAYS RUNNING PEOPLE OFF BRUH U GOTS TO WAIT AND BE PATIENT GRASSHOPER FOR THE TIT AND CUCAT PIC ”
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I’m just misunderstood!
People always think I’m insulting them just because I’m observant and can see a resemblance between two people when other can’t!

CANDI
@Dimpz That dude is pure comedy!
@PHRO CHARLEE SITN SOMEWERE HIGH AS KITE TALKN BOUT “THEM BISHES STILL OWE ME 2 MILL PER EPISODE” **INHALES** “THEY AINT CHIT W/OUT ME” **EXHALE**
@MzD
I had no problem with the double stuffed muffin tops.
I saw a Gravi that was all red like Bloody Mary and it scared me.
what about ur eyes and their resemblence to debo from friday and musiq?
@Laker Right!!
Do you feel “the Man” has set up to be the fall guy to take the attn off of what’s going on in Libya
PHRO stop seriously
Charlie Sheen is DAT NIGGA right now! Got two hoes living wit ‘em. Blatantly doin drugs and chit!
@Brown
“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bytchin’ rock star from Mars.” –Charlie Sheen
Tell us who was really behind the Iran- Contra Scandal
Chuckles is the new Whitney only funnier and with more Herpes.
Its so fuuny you posted this Sandra, i ate there for a my girlfriend bday dinner this past sat. the hostess n wait staff was extremely rude. the food look stale. like it was sitting out all day in a display glass box. the restaurant was hot as balls and there excuse was because its alot of ppl in the restuarant, they brought these ragedy fans that kept falling to cool the area. we sat there for 45 min before they took drink orders, then we had to wait to all the drinks come before we ordered our food which too another 30 mins. horrible experience.
@PHRO FUNNY THANG IS THIS YT MAN IS TELLING THEM “I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM I JUST SMOKE CRAK I STILL SHOW UP TO WORK AND THE ONLY REASON YALL MAKING PAPER IS CUZ ME MOTHAFUKAS **INHALES** SO FUK ERRBODY AND GET ME A NEW GLAS PIPE BISH!! **EXHALE**”
seriously,
someone should ask him about the mighty ducks!
Did Jesus and Mary really have a child
@Man
I’m in tears reading this shyt dawg!!
@MissBossE
You tell HIM to stop! LMFAO!
@CANDI
”
“what about ur eyes and their resemblence to debo from friday and musiq?
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THAT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!

Plus, if I CONCENTRATE real hard both of ‘em can focus in one direction!
*HOLDS YSO CLOSE* I’m sorry shugah! :wails:
*heads to SugarBliss to buy her a dozen cupcakes*
@Brown @Kingstonn @Laker
On being with porn stars: “Wow. Well, listen to that statement. Look at what they do. Look what I do. It’s like, ‘Duh.’ […] They’re the best at what they do. I’m the best at what I do. It’s like, ‘Duh.’ Sorry, Middle America. I said it.” –Charlie Sheen
@Kingstonn why
And his ass got a gig lined up with HBO for 5milli a show! Carlos is P.I.M.Ping the hell outta Hollyweird
Phro I can’t take it, co workers are starting to get up and stare at me. (I think I found my Favorite!!!)
@PHRO
HE IS A CERTIFIED CRACK HORE!!!
DUH I DO FUK PORN STARS BISH IM HIGH!!
Were you in the Texas Book Depository when Kennedy was killed
(breathes you in and waits for my cupcakes)
Extra sprinkles, please and thanks.
@MissBoss
@Laker @Brown
@Lakers thanks for asking DIMPZ to put that pic back up. NIIIICEEE
Oh nice to e-meet you btw Dimpz, I’m BossE
We heard you had pics of the Hoover in drag? Who sent you those pics and why do you want them
Dammit Phro! Stop it! I beg of you!

“The nights I don’t sleep it’s because there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard.” – Charlie Sheen
*kicks over trashcan and knocks over monitor*
Maybe Carlos can answer:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
#NiccaIsInsightful
@PL Texas Book Depository tho really???
Is it true that you have to watch Annie, put on pink pumps and nipple clamps to get off
HI Bosse! How do you do?
@YSo I told you, you cannot write this stuff!!!!! He is a FOOOOOOLLLL!
Is it true that Shirley Temple was your idol growing up
@ Phro…………..Did he just sit somewhere chanting Charlie’s Highquotes?
Is it true you like the feeling of butterflies up against your sacks
Was it hard keeping up with the “Soul Patrol” in Cadence?
What’s up peeps!!!!!!
I see Phro in here being Charlie Sheen spokesman today!!!!
How is everybody doing today?
@DIMPZ **CHICHIMUFFINTOPLICKDOUBLE!!** WERE IS ACE AT???
GROUP HUG!!!
***RUBS ON DIMPZ AZZ WIth ONE HAND PEEN RUB ACE AND LAYS HEAD AND TONGUE ON DIMPZ CHICHIS***
Dimpz I am about to walk right out my job from all this foolery (Phro, PERFECT LIPS, LAKERZ) going on in here. HELP ME
@missbosse ur welcome i enjoy a nice pair of chichis and dimpz are delisious and so soo nice and soft **licks dimpz nips and runs out the door**
*squeals and pushes Lake’s head farther into Chichis*
@Dimpz These are his actual interviews!!
@Brown @BossE @BossTown
@ BossE……..They had me laughing so hard one day I had to leave my desk. LOL
@DIMPZ DON’T U TEASE A BISH I GOT THIS NEW TONGUE RING VIBRATING **TWIRSL TONGUE AGAINS DIMPZ NIPS SO SHE CAN FEEL*** I’M READY FOR USE

@MISSBOSSE U GON HAVE TO GET USED TO THAT CRAZY LOOK FROM CO-WORKERS IT HAPPEN ALL THE TIME PHRO IS RATCHET AS FUK BUT HE CAN SOOO GET IT
hey Ya’ll…. Phrozen is crazy today
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@DIMPZ **CHICHIMUFFINTOPLICKDOUBLE!!** WERE IS ACE AT??? GROUP HUG!!! ***RUBS ON DIMPZ AZZ WIth ONE HAND PEEN RUB ACE AND LAYS HEAD AND TONGUE ON DIMPZ CHICHIS***
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Lakes!!!
BROWN…..are u in here Behaving and it’s hanging just fine….to the left
@LAkERS lucky, I gotta take it slow in here. Don’t want to move too fast. *Scrolling between Perfect Lips and Dimpz pics while humming so anxious*
I will eventually get ummm better acquainted wit sum folk.
I think the crack has doen permanent damage. You know who else looks like they should talk like that to me,
Christopher Walken and John Voight
@WW PRETTY GIRL ROCK
**FONDELS U** WERE U BEEN HONEY??
BRANG THAT AZZ!!
BISH TO FUKN HYPE AND READY TO HOP ON SOMETHING!!!
*coughs* gay.
tease
@ Lakes……………I got one of those! Batteries dead though.
Hey WCC!
Where you been ma?
@WCC
@Laker
laker is being really fast today! *clutches
imitationpearls*@Kingstonn
Where that come from?!
@MISSBOSSE I THINK I LOST ALL KINDA SHYNES ON DAY 1
AND GOT RATCHET THE NEXT DAY!!!
@ phro
somewhere deep down.
i mean why won’t people just come to terms with their gayness?
@ Candi………Ain’t she though?!
The left you say?
(makes a note)
therapist1911 says:
BROWN…..are u in here Behaving and it’s hanging just fine….to the left
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Oh really to the left you say, that’s a good look!
whatcha’ll talkin bout dammit
@KINGSTON **GASP** WHO GAY?!? I WAS TOLD I WAS A FAKE LESB
FUK IT EMBRACE IT!!! **TACKELS CANDI TO THE GROUND AND LICK HER CHICHIS** BISH RUNNING BUT SHE NOT HIDING 
Dimpz! phronzen.. Lakes!!! Candi
I love you all 
@ Dimpz.. girl, this new position I took @ work got me REALLY workin
They must not no bout me
i’ve never been ratchet *walks off as the sunlight hits my halo just so and floods the room with a luminous glow*
@CANDI QUE?!? WHEN DID I SLOW DOWN

@THERAPIST SO U HANGING TO THE LEFT NIIIIIICEEE!!!
laker ur right, u this fast everyday
@ Kingston… Lakes is a gay-fer.. fake gay person- LOL
I just made that term up.. feel free to use it any time you like
Hmphh I see yall ignoring folks in here today!!!!!!!
DARNIT I SAID WHAT’S UP FOLKS????


Hey Phro!!!
@Dimpz Gary Busey too,cause that ninja is #Ratchet!
Yall nasty!! I’m left handed so ummm yeah
candibfly says:
i’ve never been ratchet *walks off as the sunlight hits my halo just so and floods the room with a luminous glow*
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BISH WAKE UP THAT AINT NO DAM LUMINOUS GLOW ITS THE SKRIPER CLUB LIGHTS COMING ON!!!
Laker you have no idea
Hey BossTown….what’s up with ya
HI WCC, HI BOSSTOWN
Hey Boss! *pops collar*
@ Phrozen…Daniel Baldwin and they better watched that damned Alec cause that ninja whiled out on his own kid one time. LOL
@THERAPIST WELL MEOOOOWWWW SIR I SAWWY I WAS BEING ALL NOSEY AND CHIT MY MIND ALWAYS IN THE GUTTER LET ME KEEP MY NASTY SELF OVER HERE
PHRO
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTE FROM GARY BUSEY………..
“I WILL SNATCH OUR YOUIR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM”
I peed on myslef that day!
wcc
*takes my hug back from laker* and on that note i’m out this bytch! *lights a match and flicks it into this post*
Hey Therapist!!!!!
Just chillin tryin to figure out what in the hail they in here talkin about today. So far I think I figured somebody looks like mans gravi although I haven’t figured out who it is yet!!!!
gary busey is just so unfortunate looking.
I replied directly to your first comment with a
How you doing today Boss?
Yall niggas sumpin’.
@Kingstonn
I’m not messing with you today… *Off to find more Charlie Sheen foolery*
@Therapist Waddap brodie?!
@BROWN OKIE I GET IT STAY OUT OF THE-RAPIST AND MS.LADY CONVO I DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA!!!
**STEELS A KISS FROM BROWN AND RUNS FOR IT I KNOW SHE FINNA KIK MY ARRZZ**
I’m sure someone will email it to you if requested.
Brown… hey Wonder Woman
Hey Miss BossE nice to meet ya!!!!
MzD glad you put the other gravi back up couldn’t really see the other.
Candi don’t make me come over there and snatch that darn HALO of yours!!!!
@ brownie
when did he say that chit?
@Dimpz I remember
@Brown LMFAO!!
@Kingstonn He scares the shyt outta me!! Like one of them YT dudes you can’t punch hard enough with that crackhead no pain type adrenaline
SLAPZ THAT CANDI AZZ AS SHE WALK OUT
SEE U MANANA SEXY BISH!!!!
hey Missboss bew
Poor Corey Haim was headed down that path too (R.I.P.)
@Yso was that comment for me??? #388.1
@Kingstonn he wanted to pray so bad on Surreal Life and they kept talking so he cursed them slam the fuvk out

HEY WCC
Kinstonn this was when he went on Celebrity rehab I think.
Inside Edition was doin somethin on him and they showed that clip of him tellin the camera guy that!
What up Boss towmn and YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lakes….the gutter is fine with me. I’m grown I can handle it.
@Boss…lol yeah i was tryna figure out what they talking bout….I DID. I drawed my own conclusion as to who the graviee looked like.
@Brown….u a bad woman
@Phro….whaddup bro
@Brown….that was a classic line. What show was that Celeb Rehab or Surreal Life
@BOSSTOWN
“So far I think I figured somebody looks like mans gravi although I haven’t figured out who it is yet!!!!”
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They are being really mean today.

What’s poppin WCC?????????????
@Brown
I would’ve fallen all the way out if I were there!!
@Therapist Chillen bruh, pushing through til Thursday so I can’t act up for CIAA the rest of the week..
therapist1911 says:
Brown….u a bad woman
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Care to find out just how bad????
@BROWN
Just wanted to let you know I “see” you.
@YSO bosstown_617@yahoo.com
manuel
you started the chit!
PHRO
I had a flashback from my biology class in school and was like how they hell do you snatch out an endocrine system and if so where is it located!
OOPs was I not supposed to do that sorry Sandra!!!!!!
Don’t

ME!!!!!!!!!! Sorry!!!
im still laughing at ‘i will snatch your damn endocrine system’
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BOSSTOWN
“So far I think I figured somebody looks like mans gravi although I haven’t figured out who it is yet!!!!”
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They are being really mean today.
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@KINGSTON
you started the chit!”
“manuel
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**GASP!**
I STARTED NO SUCH THING!
You know what, come over here and bend over and get what’s cuming to you!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
Just wanted to let you know I “see” you.
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JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I DONT GIVE A FCK
@yso bosstown_617 yahoo
@Brown
I’m pretty sure it cannot be snatched out….
KINSTONN
I was like that niccah on some Bruce Lee/ Last Dragon type shyt!
@ man
ew, that just sounds awful!
@ brownie
i googled it and found this ‘If you put that straightjacket on me, I’m going to pull your endocrine system out of your body and make a pack out of it.’
Speak for yourself.
@BOSSTOWN
“bosstown_617 yahoo”
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So after recieving something, does it inspire you to give?

@BROWN
“Just wanted to let you know I “see” you.
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JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I DONT GIVE A FCK”
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It’s cool… it’s cool.

@BOSSTOWN
“bosstown_617 yahoo”
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So after recieving something, does it inspire you to give?
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Whatever Man I am not giving you sh*t!!!!
@BOSSTOWN
“So after recieving something, does it inspire you to give?
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Whatever Man I am not giving you sh*t!!!!
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That’s good, because I won’t be requesting sh*t from you. I’d prefer an azz or tiddy shot.

:rfol:
KINSTONN I FORGOT THAT LAST PART!!!!
I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHERRY COKE!!!
You gets NADA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m hittin the
retarded*ahem* “reply” button just for you.Shut the fluck up and go eat your crayons and play with your drool.
“Nada” huh?
Is that a coochie shot?
@Boss
You have mail.
@Man NADA means you get nothing!!!!!!!! Oh sorry I take that back here you go
@BOSSTOWN
”
“NADA means you get nothing!!!!!!!! Oh sorry I take that back here you go
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You wanna press your tits up against my chest huh?
I’m game!
@ Man WHATEVER!!!!!
Well folks it’s been real
Yall have a good one
@BROWN
“Well folks it’s been real
Yall have a good one”
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I expect better treatment from you tomorrow young lady. I let chit slide today.

**bootypinch**
Luscious
Bytch Please
You Don’t Wanna Fck With Me……………..
AprilRain says:
Oh you are so right,it’s gotta be the spices…
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No April, not extra spices, “extra spices”. Since some might be in the middle of snacking I won’t go into what kind of spices.
I don’t even want to hear that mess
@Brown Sweet Charlie Sheen dreams to ya!!!
LOL!
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