Remember when you and your friends rushed to the polls in 2008 in hopes of electing the first biracial president to the White House? You had high expectations that this president would do more for black people than any other president (except for Abe Lincoln, Kennedy and Clinton).

Well, a controversial decision by the Obama administration has just set black people back a hundred years in Dayton, Ohio.

Last week, the U.S. Department of Justice (under Obama's orders) put pressure on Dayton's Civil Service Board to lower the police recruit exam's passing test scores because too many black recruits were failing the test.

The original passing scores determined by Civil Service required candidates to answer 57 of 86 (66 percent) questions correctly on one portion and 73 of 102 (72 percent) on the other. The lowered benchmark requires candidates to answer 50 of 86 (58 percent) questions correctly and 64 of 102 (63 percent) of questions on the other. Source

Naturally, the citizens of Dayton (whose taxes will pay the salaries of these unintelligent officers) are outraged at the rule change.

Who wants to live in a city where certain members of the police force (regardless of their skin color) can't pass a basic competency exam by at least a C minus? If a D is all that is required to pass the exam, why give the exam at all?

Zachary Williams is among those who are outraged.

Williams, 21, is one of 225 black applicants who took the November police entrance exam. He doesn't know if he passed because the test scores were rejected by Obama and the Justice department due to the large number of black applicants failing the test.

Once the scores were lowered, Williams (pictured above) and the other black applicants were given a 2nd chance to take the exam. But Williams thinks lowering the test scores so that more blacks can pass is the wrong method.

“This isn’t your normal 9 to 5 job," Williams said. "I don’t want to be in a department where I was hired because of my skin color. I want it because I earned it.”

Community leaders agree with Williams and said the Justice Department’s method stigmatizes blacks.

Keith Lander, chairman of the local Southern Christian Leadership Conference, said the lowering of the test score “is a slap in the face to black people.

“Black people are not dumb,” he said.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    AS IF there isnt enough dummies on ALL police forces any damn way..

    *cues Flava Flavs ugly ass...911 is a joke*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    hey @SR (giggles) why you choose THAT pic tho? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    Sure....because Obama called up City of Dayton and told them to lower the scores... :rolleyes: ...nowhere in the source that you quoted even mentions Obama's name. :no: get off his nuts damn!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Le sigh...
    (considers Googling the truth behind this headline)

    Morning peoples. :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Wow to this one!!!! I meant to ask Ms. Sandra can we get a post about these corrupt Repubs in Wisconsin???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    His_Mommy623 says:

    hey @SR (giggles) why you choose THAT pic tho?

    For real though! That's not even a police officer.... :lol:

  • candibfly

    *skips over the post*

    my computer cut off for a bout 10 minutes this morning. i guess Obama shorted the fuse too. :coffee:

    anywho, morning y'all. #sleepythanamug

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    YSO!!!! AND HIS......GOOD MORNING LADIES!!!!! :partyhat:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    CANDI!!!!!! Morning :kiss: Ready for UNC to redeem themselves against Duke in the Tourney?

  • candibfly

    *kicks back* i know i have a special hello coming to me from a few folks

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Morning renegade as well :party:

  • candibfly

    bruhman DO NOT mention that name to me! :mad:

    morning :kiss: i'm ready for us to win it all :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    GOOD MORNING SR FAMILIA :waves:

  • candibfly

    @yso that's where u'll have to go bc u know it won't be found on here when it comes to our President :shrugs:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    I want Syracuse to Redeem themselves against UConn and hopefully play UNC in the Final Four

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    Hey @Bruh :waves:

    Yso and my CandiApple :hug:

    @Candi, I have to go to my aunts funeral in MD on Saturday so I won't be in NY. This has been a horrible weekend. I lost my favorite aunt on the 11th....I'm gna need ya'll to cheer me up today *sigh*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    Hey Laker :hug:

  • candibfly

    laker!!!!!!!! como estas?

    estoy muy suneo! :crying:

    i'm sure the sentence structure ain't right but u know what i meant #4yrsofspanishinhighschoolabout10yearsago

  • candibfly

    *looks thru my list of routines* what would u like for me to perform?

    *gets a glittery outfit readdy bc sparkle makes HIS smile* :hug: come here!

  • Queen_City Gem

    Obama said "I thought yall wanted me to put more blacks to work...Damn. A nicca can't win for loosing..."

  • candibfly

    @bruhman did u watch the fab five documentary?! it was friggin awesome!

    lawd i loved me some jalen rose and c webb! :love: they both coulda got it...simultaneously #doNOTjudgeme

  • Queen_City Gem

    Oh and @Bruh...I hate to break your balls BUT DUKE will be whoopn Carolinas ass AGAIN...

    Yes, I know i am one of very few Duke fans in NC...but whatev...

  • Queen_City Gem

    candibfly says:

    @bruhman did u watch the fab five documentary?! it was friggin awesome!

    lawd i loved me some jalen rose and c webb!
    _________________________________________________

    :cosign:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IS IT POSSIBLE FOR U TO BE ALLERGIC TO UR JOB??? :shrug: BISH WALKED IN WAS FEELING A OK 10 MIN LATER EYES ITCH NOSE RUNNY :wtf:
    @HIS HEY SEXY MAMMI :kiss: **NIP PINCH AND LICK***
    @CANDI ESTOY BIEN... TIENES SUENO??? HERE ARE THESE TWO PILLOWS **PUSHES UP CHICAS** :hug:

  • candibfly

    u couldn't have found a pic of a random black police officer on google images?

  • candibfly

    oh, well it was nice knowin u queen, i can no longer speak to u :cya:

    #tarheelpride

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Candi I dunno even know why I'm online... I'm kinda floating thru the days right now. I can't sleep so I figured I would come see what ya'll doing. Atleast I will get a laugh or 2 outta this..

    but uh, please perform the african dance rountine from Coming to America. You know the one right before fat ass sings SHE'S YO QUEEEEEEEEN TO BEEEE...that'll get me going :yes:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    :hug: @ His.....I will keep you in my prayers, be strong and keep the faith. Also I might be late but I love your gravi....*looks@Candi* I am giving a friendly compliment love

  • Queen_City Gem

    candibfly says:

    oh, well it was nice knowin u queen, i can no longer speak to u
    _________________________________________________________

    Yep, good to know ya

    :deuces:

  • candibfly

    nig was singing with all his might on coming to america :rofl:

    freee from infecttionnnn :lol:

    *puts on feathers and begins rolling my hips*

  • candibfly

    yes i see u bruhman :yes:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    This can be seen from a number of angles, but let's just take the two most obvious from a black perspective:

    a) Educated blacks can be offended by this while claiming this is dumbing down black America and "setting us back"...

    b) Blacks with less "opportunities" could easily say that because they attend schools in inner cities where they're still taught from 30 year old text books where there aren't enough of them, the teachers are sub-par and their socialized environment is certainly more distracting and "adult themed" than that of the children in "other" communities who have little worry other than their iPod being broken... makes it even.

  • Queen_City Gem

    @His

    Sorry about your loss. I can't say that i know YOUR pain...but i know the pain of loosing a VERY VERY loved one.

    :pray: ing for you...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    :offtopic:

    Well TMZ is reporting that there's an Usher and Tameka sex tape....

    :hurl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CARRINGTON :hug: GOOD A.M SIR AND U AS ALWAYS BROKE THE CHIT DOWN!! :clap:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IS IT POSSIBLE FOR U TO BE ALLERGIC TO UR JOB??? BISH WALKED IN WAS FEELING A OK 10 MIN LATER EYES ITCH NOSE RUNNY
    ___________________________________________

    Sure Why Not :shrug:

    candibfly says:

    @bruhman did u watch the fab five documentary?! it was friggin awesome!

    lawd i loved me some jalen rose and c webb! they both coulda got it…simultaneously #doNOTjudgeme
    ____________________________________

    Yes I did and it should have been one of the highest viewed documentaries issued on ESPN last night

  • Queen_City Gem

    @Candi

    One more thing before we officialy part ways...where in NC are you? You kinda look like a girl I went to college with...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Carrington :yes: yup..

    @Bruh, thanks hun... I appreciate you

    @Candi :hug: my bish *tears* u look lovely in those feathers

  • candibfly

    i saw that about the sex tape *barforama*

    *temporarily lifts ban* queen i am not from nc, i just went to chapel hill for undergrad

  • Queen_City Gem

    renegadesince1985 says:

    Well TMZ is reporting that there’s an Usher and Tameka sex tape….
    _________________________________________________________

    LOL..I was just about to mention that!

    :hurl: is right!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    Well TMZ is reporting that there’s an Usher and Tameka sex tape….
    __________________________________
    WITH ALL THE TRAGEDY IN THE WORLD WE COULD OF BEEN BETTER OFF WITHOUT THIS CHIT HERE :coffee: TRAGEDY ON TOP OF SOME MORE TRAGEDY!! SMH

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    renegadesince1985 says:

    Well TMZ is reporting that there’s an Usher and Tameka sex tape….
    ____________________________________

    :whistle:

    "Loving Me Baby Thats a No No I'm better when I'm touch and go...Im tryna add ya name to my hall of fame, not just a player imma pro LOVA!!!!!!

  • candibfly

    *fluffs up laker's pillows and lays down*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    @His sorry to hear about your Aunt :( I'll keep your fam in my prayers.

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ Candi

    Oh.

    As we were...

  • free

    :offtopic:

    SR i just broke down and got on twitter with the ward address. pls add me to your followers.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Queen

    Thank u! i'm soooooooooooo over cancer. My aunt that passed lost her son to cancer barely a year ago (which was my favorite cousin) so I'm JUST getting over that and now cancer has claimed her...shyt sucks :no:

  • amatrex

    @BruhMan - The Fab 5 was pretty good, but I still think "The U" was the best 30 for 30 documentary to date.

  • candibfly

    i don't even wanna see the ursh and tamkea, two dudes goin at it :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Renegade thank u bew! i appreciate you :hug:

  • candibfly

    i think the documentary woulda been a lot different had c webb added his commentary. 2013 it's gon be on tho when them sanctions are lifted :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ His

    Yeah, cancer sucks. I lost my bff in the whole wide world to cancer about five years ago.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS CANCER IS THE WORST I TELL U I HATE IT :cry: I LOST MY FAV AUNT TO OVARIE CANCER AND IT'S STILL HARD TO ACCEPT.. I KEEP U IN MY :pray: MAMAS SO SORRY FOR U LOSS :hug:

  • RatchetFree

    Candiiiii :dance: How was your trip? *Hands you a burrito soaked in Patron*

    Hey Laker :kiss:
    Bruh *dap* What up!
    Hisssssssssss Is that my girl?!? :whistle: Girls like you
    YSo *hands you a pass to be ratchet all wk*
    Queen How was your wkend in the Budapest?

  • Tatted Diva

    Really??? I'm like "SO THE PHUCK WHAT!" It's not like the "intelligent" - and I say that in the most sarcastic, most hypocritical voice I can -Mutha 'efers that on the force right now are not making any dumb ass decisions. It's not like the "intelligent" mutha 'efers that are on the force now are not lying, planting evidence, murdering, stealing and cheating as it is! Am I seeming a little irritated today???? That's because IT'S MONDAY & I'm still sleepy! :yawn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    ion wanna see that un-sexy tape either :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :waves: :hugs: :kisses: @

    HIS
    CANDI
    LAKER
    &
    BRUH

    (that should also cover anyone else that sneaked in while I was typing that so keep your shanks and your Glocks in your purses)

    And I have yet to find anything that explains HOW this is Obama's fault but I have found a lotta finger-pointing as per usual. :coffee:

  • Secret

    There is no reason to lower that test because you can pass it if you use your common sense. That is what the test is based on

  • Queen_City Gem

    RatchetFree says:

    Queen How was your wkend in the Budapest?
    _________________________________________

    WhutchootalknboutWillis?? :shrug:

  • RatchetFree

    renegadesince1985 says:

    Well TMZ is reporting that there’s an Usher and Tameka sex tape….
    _______________________
    :no: :hurl: Hell to the N.O. I hope it's only from the back. :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Queen and Laker, so u both feel me :hug: sorry for your losses as well. Cancer aint shyt *sigh*

    @Ratchet-filled ALEX :hug: hey bewski! :lol:

  • candibfly

    ratchetUNfree :hug:

    *saves the burrito soaked in patreezy for later on* the place was actually in pikesville and not the hoods of bmore :whew:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ALEX HEY SWEETS :kiss:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    His_Mommy623 says:

    Thank u! i’m soooooooooooo over cancer. My aunt that passed lost her son to cancer barely a year ago (which was my favorite cousin) so I’m JUST getting over that and now cancer has claimed her…shyt sucks
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Sorry to hear about your losses. I lost very close family members, and just recently my 21 year old nephew and I'll tell you what made it easier for me. I never went up to that casket at the funerals.

    It sounds strange, but because I live in a different state than my family and didn't get home often, by not going to that casket and looking at their dead bodies and having that image indellibly imprinted into my brain, in my mind, all I see and remember is them being alive and laughing and having a good time. That casket "scene" is very final for me.

    My grandma and I talked every single day of the week (she kept me up with family gossip - I can hear her now, "You bettiNOT tell yo mama, or I ain't tellin' you $hit else!" and then when I talk to my aunt, "You beeinNOT tell mama, or I ain't tellin' you $hit else!" and then when I talk to my mama, "You bettiNOT tell mama and Portia, or I ain't tellin' you $hit else!") Anyway, I'm happy I never looked at my grandma in a casket.

    LMAO I miss my family.

    Keep your head up, Ma.

  • Secret

    Regarding the sex tape, so let me guess this one was stolen too? :rolleyes:

  • RatchetFree

    *side-eyes Candi's soggy burrito*

    I'm feeling great this morning yall!!!!! :danban: I might just have to be RATCHET today!!! :yahoo:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Secret says:

    Regarding the sex tape, so let me guess this one was stolen too?
    ___________________________________________________________

    Thas what they're speculating... :rolleyes:

    This one's got Mek Mek's big ole stanky puss smell all over it... :yes:

  • RatchetFree

    I am just claiming a better year this year than last yr. I'm tired of losing ppl. I went to 6 funerals last yr. That is not the business. Counting my blessings everyday.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Carrington, THANK YOU! thats exactly how I'm feeling. I refuse to look at what that cancer did to her. I didn't get to go home to see her in the hospital before she passed, so my memories are of her normal and healthy and I plan to keep it that way. She's getting cremated so I won't have to struggle to stay away from a casket but I'm none to keen on seeing the urn either :mad:

    Your Grandma and Aunt BOTH sound like my gossiping ass mammy lol

  • free

    Carrington says:

    It sounds strange, but because I live in a different state than my family and didn’t get home often, by not going to that casket and looking at their dead bodies and having that image indellibly imprinted into my brain, in my mind, all I see and remember is them being alive and laughing and having a good time. That casket “scene” is very final for me.

    *********************************************

    i started this practice with my grandmother and now i never do it. it has helped me immensely.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CARRINGTON I AGREE I SAW MY MOMS BEST FRIEND IN A CASKET AND IT WAS THE WORST I WISH I WOULDA JUST REMEMBER HER THE WAY SHE WAS IT MADE IT EASIER WITH MY AUNTIE THAT I DID NOT SEE HER IN A CASKET I REMEMBER HER SMILE AND ALL I SEE IS HAPPINES IM DONE YALL I TALK TO YALL LATERZ...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    (takes my Ratchet Pass from FreelyRatchet and tucks in a safe place) :wink:

    I'm with everybody else regarding watching Ursher and Tameka having sex. :shudder:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Laker where u and dem bewbs going guhl? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Good morning fam!

    :offtopic:

    Something bothered me yesterday...well more so put the WTF face on me...

    I'm a Gamer so i was sitting down Sunday playing my new Xbox game Dragon Age 2.( :heart: ) This is a RPG game with a bunch of hack and slash and gore and what not. Well i get to a point where my MALE character has to walk into a brothel and ask some questions..when i walked into a room there was this MALE elf...here goes some of the dialogue

    *my male character walks in room*
    Male Elf: "Oh i'm done for the day...but for you I'll make an exception"
    Male Char: "Um...i got a few questions to ask.."
    Male Elf: "I'll work really "HARD" to please you"

    *my character tries to reprimand his advances*

    Male Elf: "Your a Fiesty one..."

    *Male elf smangs the air*

    *my male character was giving the OPTION to partake in some activities or walk out* I Walked the fluck out ..

    At this point I'm stunned that i just got hit on by a dude in a game..then i think this game sold like 10million copies to kids all over the world....exposing kids to WILLING participate in male on male sex. I mean Female/Female = Fine ..but Male/Male = Porcelain Prayer (#Noshade mean) #Teamdoublestandard

    This was the second time my male character had been propositioned in the game...and just something that troubled me...

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    HYEEUP!!!!! @ ALEX!!!! :hi:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS THE HOMBRE (MAN) HAS BEEN MAKING ME TRAVAJAR FOR MY FUKN DINERO BISH GOT WORK UP THE CULO!! :wail:

  • candibfly

    has anyone heard the new Kelly 'Snoozefest' Rowland song ft Weezy called Motivation? surprising i like it :shocked:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Ace..............................ok :lol:

    @Laker, how fuggin dare they :wail: come back soon bew!

  • candibfly

    I mean Female/Female = Fine ..but Male/Male = Porcelain Prayer
    -------------------------

    :rolleyes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE U GOT TO SECOND BASE WITH AND ELF :rofl: MY POOR LIL NERD LOST HIS DANG MIND AND INNOCENSE :lol: IT'S KAY ACE LAY UR HEAD ON MY PILLLOOOOWW!! :whistle: DID U KEEP PLAYING AFTER THAT???

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Why don't people think it's macabre to take pictures of somebody in a casket? I was flipping through a family members photo album and I flipped to a picture of a great aunt in her casket and everybody was leaning over the body grinning and holding up the peace sign like they were at a Frankie Beverly and Maze concert.

    The last thing I want in my photo album is a picture of a dead body.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    CANDI! I adore Kelly...I mean, not her music so much but I adore HER!

    er'one knows its Beyonces Daddys fault that Kelly can't get a good track to sing :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    I don't do funerals for exactly that reason. That's not the way I want to remember someone I loved. :no:

    Plus, with my family, every phony bytch and triflin nigga that you never fukked with and that never even fukked with the deceased wants to come and "offer condolences". Most of them really just want be nosy, messy, and eat free food.

    And I'm not an emotional person anyway, so all the stuff just makes me uncomfortable. I'm going to be cremated to avoid all this stuff.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @HIS BISH WAS GONE ONE FUKN DAY LAST WEEK COME BACK TO LIEK 6 DAYS OF CHIT THEY FOUND FOR ME TO DO :wail: THE FUKEN PENDEJOS!!!

  • Queen_City Gem

    :offtopic:

    Just wanna say I watched Nelly's 'Behind the Music' on VH1 this wknd....and he looks GOODER THAN A MUTHAFUGGA...OMG :hump: all damn day, I will

    Okay.
    I'm done. :coffee:

  • RatchetFree

    Candi better not be talking about Kelly :coffee:
    And yes, I like it.

    @Laker
    Wth are u saying?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Carrington, ok so I'm not the only one who finds that tacky and tasteless?? I can't stand there and snap pics of a corpse :nono:

    lets not talk about the mufuggas who put casket pics on FB :shocked:

  • RatchetFree

    @Ace
    Can we get some new entertainment from you? :coffee: Can I make a special request?

  • Queen_City Gem

    Carrington says:

    Why don’t people think it’s macabre to take pictures of somebody in a casket?
    _________________________________________________________

    I want to know the same thing. At my bff's funeral, they actually had a videographer :wtf:

    Who the hell wants to see that sh.it again???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    RatchetFree says:

    @Ace
    Can we get some new entertainment from you? :coffee: Can I make a special request?
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Last time someone asked for entertainment from me....Choco and Thickness had a "Pretty Good" day.. :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @QUEEN I KNOW MY HUSSBAND IS FINE I WILL LET IT SLIDE THIS ONE TIME :coffee: THAT IS MY HOMBRE MY LOVAH MY HEART MY FUKN D!CK SO YEAH HE IS SEXY THAN A MUTHA FUKA I SWEAR WEN I SAW THE BEHIND THE MUSIC I WANTED TO :hump: HIM THRU THE T.V AND WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT HIS SISTER I :cry: HE JUST SOOO DANG SEXY HAAWWT LAAWWWD HELP ME :love:
    #NELLYSTAN!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @Ace

    What's the rating on that game?

    I think a mission to a brothel and being propositioned by a male or female is inappropriate for a child PERIOD.

  • candibfly

    ratchetUNfree i was talkin about kelly :yes:

    she bores me to my soul. but i was jammin that song on the way to work, rollin my hips on the train.

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    @Carrington I saw this chick put pictures of her dead baby on Facebook. People have really lost their minds! :no: <<<<< smh

  • Queen_City Gem

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @QUEEN I KNOW MY HUSSBAND IS FINE I WILL LET IT SLIDE THIS ONE TIME THAT IS MY HOMBRE MY LOVAH MY HEART MY FUKN D!CK SO YEAH HE IS SEXY THAN A MUTHA FUKA I SWEAR WEN I SAW THE BEHIND THE MUSIC I WANTED TO HIM THRU THE T.V AND WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT HIS SISTER I HE JUST SOOO DANG SEXY HAAWWT LAAWWWD HELP ME
    ____________________________________________________________

    Oh, thas yo bew? :smirk: My bad...

    I was crying too when they talked about his sister...I could feel him

    And the whole thing just made me :mad: Ashanti even more....

  • pinksghetti

    Something tells me this is a big over exaggeration because how likely that the President really has time to know what is going on in Dayton Ohio. I'm sure he has better things to worry about. Plus I don't believe these excuses as to needing to lower the bar to have a more diverse workforce.

  • RatchetFree

    candibfly says:

    ratchetUNfree i was talkin about kelly :yes:

    she bores me to my soul. but i was jammin that song on the way to work, rollin my hips on the train.
    ________________
    lol. makes me think about my friend who said she was R. Kelly grinding off a song and then realized it was Mary Mary. :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    shhhhhhit this is not only going to help the blacks! whites and hispanics Too

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    YSoSerious says:

    @Ace

    What’s the rating on that game?

    I think a mission to a brothel and being propositioned by a male or female is inappropriate for a child PERIOD.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

    rated MA for Mature...but "most" parents don't look at that chit...they just get what game kids want...

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @QUEEN DID U SEE THE GIRL THAT LOST IT WHEN SHE SAW NELLY AT THE GAS STATION :lol: "MAAAMMAA THAT'S NELLY MAMA OOOH MY GAAAWWWDDD!!" :rofl: I AINT GON LIE I WOULDA JUMP ON HIS AZZ SO YEAH :ashamed:

  • candibfly

    God in Me still makes me wanna bankhead bounce up and down the aisles

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    my late ass found Pandora radio on my Blackberry...I'm in music heaven with my custom stations *squeals*

  • candibfly

    Jay Bee says:

    shhhhhhit this is not only going to help the blacks! whites and hispanics Too

    -----------------------------------

    :cosign:

  • RatchetFree

    The way I feel about casket pics is the same way I feel about ppl posting their 3-D sonogram pics of their babies. A big fat NO NO!! :nono: :nono: I do not like seeing that as your profile pic. :no:

  • candibfly

    HIS u are only about 8 yrs late :hug:

    the miguel station on pandora was bumpin u hear me?!

  • Queen_City Gem

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @QUEEN DID U SEE THE GIRL THAT LOST IT WHEN SHE SAW NELLY AT THE GAS STATION “MAAAMMAA THAT’S NELLY MAMA OOOH MY GAAAWWWDDD!!” I AINT GON LIE I WOULDA JUMP ON HIS AZZ SO YEAH
    ______________________________________________________________

    Yeah! I didn't blame her one bit...and he had his shirt off too! Boooyyyy...

    And he was still "local" then...

    Wonder what his kids mama lookin like these days.

  • RatchetFree

    Candi
    Well, go listen to their new single called Gotta Do It Big. I can only imagine what you will do. :yes: The name itself throws me off. :lol:

  • candibfly

    i'm not a fan of seeing fetus baby pics either :no:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @QUEEN YEAH ME AND ASHANTI GOT A LOVE HATE RELATIOSHIP BISH LOOKS HAAWT AND SEXY SOMETIMES SO I CAN'T BE MAD BUT SOMETIMES WHEN SHE TALKS I WANT TO SLAP HER YOO!! :mad:

  • candibfly

    Gotta Do It Big.
    ---------------------

    i forgot what we were talkin bout, sounded like a new yung money song but u really talkin bout mary mary huh? :ashamed:

  • Queen_City Gem

    RatchetFree says:

    The way I feel about casket pics is the same way I feel about ppl posting their 3-D sonogram pics of their babies
    __________________________________________________________

    Agreed! I be like "thas a baby? For real" :shudder:

    What can I say, sh.it is scary looking :shrug:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    YSoSerious says:

    Plus, with my family, every phony bytch and triflin nigga that you never fukked with and that never even fukked with the deceased wants to come and “offer condolences”. Most of them really just want be nosy, messy, and eat free food.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LMAO!!!! More than that, I can't stand when people get up there and talk about the deceased like they were the best thing since sliced bread. "Mae Lee was a loving woman who gave til her heart's content. She loved on everybody. She loved children, she loved family and most of all, she loved life!"

    Yuze a gat damm lie! Mae Lee wasn't $HIT! She sat in her window WAITIN on some children to accidentally step on her grass so she could go off! She didn't give a dam about family because everytime you DID convince her a$$ to babysit, she fussed like hell, made you pay and then made you bring your own food and called your mama all kinds of h*es for going to the club and most of all, Mae Lee was a big a$$ liar who kept $hit going in the family. She boinked my mama's husband and she died with Shirley believing Joe Nathan was her real deddy.

  • http://www.kim-neishamathis.pureromance.com MzLadiKim

    Hello everybody! Hope you all enjoyed your weekend...!!

    His- You will def be in my prayers...may you have nothing but love, peace, and strength during this time!

  • RatchetFree

    @Candi
    Don't be ashamed. They were at the radio station here this morning and some chick called in a said she can't wait to hear that at the club!! :dead:

  • Queen_City Gem

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @QUEEN YEAH ME AND ASHANTI GOT A LOVE HATE RELATIOSHIP BISH LOOKS HAAWT AND SEXY SOMETIMES SO I CAN’T BE MAD BUT SOMETIMES WHEN SHE TALKS I WANT TO SLAP HER YOO!!
    ____________________________________________________________

    Yeah, she is cute and sexy (sometimes), so I can't hate on her for that. But I hate the way she's always laughing after every fukkn thing she says. I be like "bi.tch what's so damn funny??"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    Mamacita says:

    @Carrington I saw this chick put pictures of her dead baby on Facebook. People have really lost their minds!

    :wtf: Like a baby in a casket?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    LMAO!!!! More than that, I can’t stand when people get up there and talk about the deceased like they were the best thing since sliced bread. “Mae Lee was a loving woman who gave til her heart’s content. She loved on everybody. She loved children, she loved family and most of all, she loved life!”

    Yuze a gat damm lie! Mae Lee wasn’t $HIT! She sat in her window WAITIN on some children to accidentally step on her grass so she could go off! She didn’t give a dam about family because everytime you DID convince her a$$ to babysit, she fussed like hell, made you pay and then made you bring your own food and called your mama all kinds of h*es for going to the club and most of all, Mae Lee was a big a$$ liar who kept $hit going in the family. She boinked my mama’s husband and she died with Shirley believing Joe Nathan was her real deddy.
    ________________________________________________
    :rofl: AINT THAT THE FUK TRUTH!! "SHE HAD THE BIGGEST HEART!!"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Alex

    :ashamed: i think i just got you said.... #slowthismorning

    You want me to do another video?... :rofl:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Carrington says:

    Why don’t people think it’s macabre to take pictures of somebody in a casket? I was flipping through a family members photo album and I flipped to a picture of a great aunt in her casket and everybody was leaning over the body grinning and holding up the peace sign like they were at a Frankie Beverly and Maze concert.

    The last thing I want in my photo album is a picture of a dead body
    _______________________

    Sir I never understood thet either, I was on facebook and one of my colleagues had a pic the same that you speak of like that in one of their photo album....needless to say all I could do was SMDH

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    :rofl: @Carrington...I can't :lol:

    @MzLadi, thank u mama. I'm maintaining but only because I haven't accepted it yet. I admit that..

  • Queen_City Gem

    LMAO!!!! More than that, I can’t stand when people get up there and talk about the deceased like they were the best thing since sliced bread.
    ________________________________________________________

    Or how they get up there and talk about the deceased like they were best damn friends but ain't really seen dude since high school...yall 40 now. Didn't know he was married or had kids... :smdh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    :dead: @ Carrington

    Now if more funerals were like THAT...I might be willing to pull up a pew. :yes:

    #IAin'tChit
    #IDon'tCare

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    UUUHHH BAAABBY U GOT WHAT I NEED BUT U SAY HE JUST A FRIEND OHHHH BABY UUUU GOT WHAT I NEED BUT U SAY HE JUST A AMIGO :whistle: #random

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    :rolleyes:
    good morning everybody

  • candibfly

    i don't do funerals, last time i was at a funeral i was 8 :no:

  • candibfly

    morning eve :wave:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    someone just asked me this..

    If zombies didn’t eat brains, but ate puzzy instead, do you think more girls would enjoy zombie movies?

    :lol:

  • RatchetFree

    @Ace
    :thumbsup:

    @Carrington
    Right. Can't stand the ppl who be like we were best friends and they haven't spoken to the person in 20 yrs. Sit yo azz down trying to get in the spotlight. And the person you remember from 20 yrs ago is not the same person lying right up in here today.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @His

    Um...No. :lol:

    (crosses legs twice)

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    His_Mommy623 says:

    someone just asked me this..

    If zombies didn’t eat brains, but ate puzzy instead, do you think more girls would enjoy zombie movies?

    :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :lol:

  • RatchetFree

    Morning Eve. And beautiful you are. :yes:

    @Candi
    Went to my great aunts funeral last yr and the church was so small. They sat us on the front row on the opposite side and I could reach out and touch the casket. I was like oh, hell naw. I am not trying to be this close....family or not. :no:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    By the way (on the topic):

    Sandra, do you think that the brother whose photo you used to tell this story sends the message that he is one of the brothers who had to have the test "dumbed down" so that he could pass an exam?

    #offendedforthebrother

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    a cpl more questions 2 ponder on...

    1)If you’re fat, don’t you think going with your gut is the worst idea?
    2)Doesn’t “cock-a-doodle-doo” sound like anal sex gone horrible awry?
    3)If you have an erotic dream, wake up with a hard-on, jerk off, then go back to sleep, is it considered a wet dream?

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    hey candi!!

  • candibfly

    ewww i don't wanna think about no zomie chomping and munching on my vj like its the last burger at five guys :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @BurrtifulEVE
    your purdii :thumbsup:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Carrington says:

    Sandra, do you think that the brother whose photo you used to tell this story sends the message that he is one of the brothers who had to have the test “dumbed down” so that he could pass an exam?

    #offendedforthebrother
    __________________

    He is offended that the test score was lowered. To me that sends the message that he was one of the ones who passed.

  • candibfly

    dude in the pic (who looks like an EMT instead of a cop) coulda been valedictorian or something

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ Carrington: I don't know if you read the article. The guy in the picture is quoted in the article as being outraged that the test score was lowered.

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    thank you @ RatchetFree :wink:

  • Queen_City Gem

    His_Mommy623 says:

    a cpl more questions 2 ponder on…

    1)If you’re fat, don’t you think going with your gut is the worst idea?
    2)Doesn’t “****-a-doodle-doo” sound like anal sex gone horrible awry?
    3)If you have an erotic dream, wake up with a hard-on, jerk off, then go back to sleep, is it considered a wet dream?

    _____________________________________________________________

    Is this your way of saying "enough of the funeral talk people"? :lolol:

  • RatchetFree

    @His
    :lol: Umm...where are u getting these questions?

  • candibfly

    "someone" *side eye* is asking her these questions

    its really her

  • lexdiamonz

    well if roscoe and cletus 'nem can pass it i guess pookie and ray ray can get a fair shot...... WTH a dumb police officer NO *sarcasm*
    but don't worry if you PASS that test i am pretty sure THEY will make sure you never get any higher position than desk jockey

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    OK NOW FO REALZ I TALKZ TO YALL LATERZ BISH GOT LOTS OF WORK AND NO MOTIVATION FINNA PUT MY MAN PITBULL AND NELLY ON BLAST SO I CAN GET THIS TRABAJO DONE BYE PUURTYY BISHES AND FINE FELLAS I HIT YALL UP AFTER LONCHE!! :bye:

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    His_Mommy623 says:
    3)If you have an erotic dream, wake up with a hard-on, jerk off, then go back to sleep, is it considered a wet dream
    ``````````````````````````````
    I've done this (well not jerk off but you know what i mean):ashamed:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ Eve

    Don't be :ashamed: we've all done it...or something like it

  • candibfly

    williams doesn't even know if he passed the first time, but he sure wasn't outraged enough to NOT take the test again once the scores were lowered :no:

  • RatchetFree

    What I hate is having those dreams and something wakes you up right before you get to that point and you can't go back to sleep and just pick up where you left off. :mad:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Sandra Rose says:

    @ Carrington: I don’t know if you read the article. The guy in the picture is quoted in the article as being outraged that the test score was lowered.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    *Ignoring Sandra so she won't know I didn't read the entire article* LMAO!

  • lexdiamonz

    umm did yall say Ursher and Tameka had a SEX TAPE

    STOP PLAYING !!!!!!!!!!! OMG

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Queen, :lol: my best friend was sending me those on aim...i thought they were funny

    *pokes Candi in the eye*

  • Queen_City Gem

    :cya: later Laker

  • RatchetFree

    lexdiamonz says:

    umm did yall say Ursher and Tameka had a SEX TAPE

    STOP PLAYING
    _______________
    Same thing you will say 5 secs into the video :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Alex

    what was your special request :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    *enters in with my dance attire on just in case Candi needs me to be an "extra" dancer to brighten up His' day"

    :waves: <-Fruits & Berries

    :dead: @ tequila burrito

  • RatchetFree

    *Hands Yall a burrito soaked in Jose* :dance:

    @Ace
    Busta's part on Look at my now. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Hey Auntie,

    President Obama runs the country. States run themselves.

    *thinking I'm not certain but it sounds good. Stay off my prez*

  • candibfly

    *throws twin a sequined leotard* i could use a lil help

    *stretches before we do the 'brand new day' routine from the Wiz* :dance:

  • yallcrazy

    Why would anyone want to see usher and tameka (both no caps) bumping?

  • lexdiamonz

    RatchetFree says:

    lexdiamonz says:

    umm did yall say Ursher and Tameka had a SEX TAPE

    STOP PLAYING
    _______________
    Same thing you will say 5 secs into the video

    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    "putting pressure" on someone is not the same as "ordering" them to do something :coffee:

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    did anybody catch the bb wives reunion?? :yawn:

  • yallcrazy

    @Twin

    Can you make me a onesie with the cheeks out? Nobody will know but us :wink:

  • lexdiamonz

    is usher pubic hair as nappy as his facial hair if so i will pass

  • RatchetFree

    Should I be :ashamed: if I have never seen the Wiz? :shrug:

  • candibfly

    @twin i know i wouldn't wanna see them peen rubbing each other :no:

  • candibfly

    @alex

    YES

  • yallcrazy

    :prays: @ His and getting through this tough time.

    #noreplynecessary

  • candibfly

    i always make the onsies cheek free :D

    better circulation that way

  • RatchetFree

    yallcrazy says:

    Why would anyone want to see usher and tameka (both no caps) bumping?
    ______________
    We can see this on the Animal Planet or Discovery all day. :shrug:

  • yallcrazy

    *sends Alex a copy of Thee Wiz*

    Only 20 yrs late :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Eve,
    I saw it. am I the only person who likes Royce? I can't be #TeamHoassEvelyn... I'm saddened by her fanbase. Royce was cracking me up

  • RatchetFree

    @Candi
    I feel more ashamed for those who have not seen Coming to America. :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Ya'll

    ur gna get one anyways...Thanks bew :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Alex

    ......Wow..huh...asked for top shelf huh...

    Well that's gonna cost ya....

    *hands Alex a skirt,a Nicki Minaj Wig, A coupon to Wok's Beauty for Mani/Pedi*

    Dressing room is that way...

    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Everybody's seen Coming to America :think:

  • RatchetFree

    candibfly says:

    i always make the onsies cheek free

    better circulation that way
    _______________
    :blink: Glad I only request throws, capes, and slippers.

  • Queen_City Gem

    @Eve

    I watched the reunion. Royce was actn up wasn't she?? And still can't stand Evelyn ...Jennifer sittn over there looking like Evelyn's puppet.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    I HATE THE WIZ :wail: my sister tries to make me watch it again cus its one of her favs but :nono: that movie was pure torture for me...oh gawd it was so bad

  • RatchetFree

    Ace says:

    @Alex

    ……Wow..huh…asked for top shelf huh…

    Well that’s gonna cost ya….

    *hands Alex a skirt,a Nicki Minaj Wig, A coupon to Wok’s Beauty for Mani/Pedi*

    Dressing room is that way…
    _______________
    :whistle:
    Man, I just did it on 'em

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    @his no i like royce she was letting them biches have it last night...ughhh Evelyn irks my entire soul she looked hard in the face lastnight

  • yallcrazy

    Ummm, I remember us making you a cryball....

  • RatchetFree

    @Yall
    :nono: My cousin's fiance hasn't seen that or the Color Purple

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    @FreelyRatchet

    I will not judge you but I will say you're missing out on an awesome musical.

    The Wiz is one of my top five movies of all times. :yes:

  • candibfly

    its so horrible its good!

    *coming to america voice* good n turrible

  • Queen_City Gem

    Beautifuleve17 says:

    ughhh Evelyn irks my entire soul she looked hard in the face lastnight
    ________________________________________________________________

    Her face was off. Looked like she had lost some weight, got her teeth done or something. Tami looked pretty decent, tho...

  • candibfly

    omg i finally set up DVR last night *squeals*

  • RatchetFree

    @YSo
    None of my family has seen it. But we have seen all the parts to Anne of Green Gables. :shrug:

  • candibfly

    another movie that i absolutely love that's horrible is The Last Dragon with bruce leroy and sho nuff. :love:

    i wanted to marry taimak :heart:

  • Queen_City Gem

    I :heart: 'The Color Purple'...fav movie of all time (well that and 'Love Jones')

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    (judging His for hating The Wiz)

    I'm afraid I have to question our whole e-lationship now, bew. :no:

  • MissHarlem

    MORNING EVERYONE!!!!

    :hug: FIANCE I didnt know babe I am so sorry and unfortunately working here is an everyday reminder that we are blessed :kiss:

    ROYCE ass had a batt in her back that fake gangsta aint gonna last long I guarantee that. She felt like she had Tami on her side :no: <---- SMH. I spot fake gangsta's from a mile

  • yallcrazy

    Why when I was a little girl I saw C.T.A. and couldn't think of who I wanted to be more... the sister skeezer or the good girl :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    ALEX you suppose to be my special love I cant even Ease on Down the Road with ya :no: <---- SMH *sends a copy of the Wiz along with a pic of the girls to make you watch it faster*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Eve, Evelyns forehead needs to fck its own NFL player to pay for upkeep...That btchs dome is outta line! and she just looks old...old and drag queen'ish

  • yallcrazy

    @Twin
    YES, HE WAS FIIIINNNNEEE!!!!

  • candibfly

    we will do a SR production of COming to America.

    I will be Lisa of course *flips hair*

    who will be Prince Akeem :think:

  • candibfly

    @twin

    he's like 86 years old now and STILL FOINE as shyt u hear me?! i have an autographed picture of him :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Yso, pls hunnie dnt let come between us...I just can't tolerate that movie. everything about it was HORRIBLE but i still love you!

    @FIANCE, thanks baybee :kiss: such is life right?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Loves The Last Dragon too. And I don't know how many times I've seen The Color Purple.

    But I will confess something that will put my Colored Pass up for revocation...

    I've never seen Roots. :kona:

  • yallcrazy

    If he still has his 6-pack he can still get it!

    Who's the master? Say my name?

  • RatchetFree

    @Yall
    That was one time!!!

    @Harlem
    You are my special love!!! :kiss: :heart: Now that gives us something to watch together while we snuggle under my throw specially made by Candi. :yes:

  • candibfly

    *throws yso the book that's 4893743 pages long*

    i saw it when i was really young but don't remember a whole lot of it, only certain parts :shrugs:

    any of y'all used to watch shaka zulu? :think:

  • candibfly

    @twin he still has the body of a greek goddess! still does martial arts and all that! he's actually engaged :rolleyes:

    i follow him on twitter :yes:

  • MissHarlem

    :wail: Kunte Kunte Kente LAWWWWDDDD YSO why must you hurt my heart so early. Its all good you def get a pass just off of your mentality alone.

    FIANCE yes it is :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Candi, I saw Chaka twice I think...

    @Alex, umm u will NOT :nono: be snuggling under ANY blankets with the one I love...still lubz yew tho :hug:

  • RatchetFree

    I'm Prince Akeem!!!! :dance:
    Where can one go to find a nice woman here?

  • MissHarlem

    ALEX ohhhh can we play hide and get wet under the covers while we watch the movie?!!

    ***I MUST PROVIDE MY FIANCE WITH SOME GOOD FREAKINESS THIS AM***

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    *flips hair and touches up my ends with a lil Soul Glo*

  • RatchetFree

    @His
    :grin: I thought everything included you in the package. You're the Steadman to our Oprah and Gail rship! :shrug:

  • yallcrazy

    Twin, tweet & tell him what I said.

    *thinking I could be the fiance*

    @Alex, ok, ok.

    *still looking around for this chick*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    (ducks too late and gets CB'd by that big azzed book)

    Now I did watch Shaka Zulu. That birthing scene still sticks out in my mind almost 20 years later.

    (shudders and goes to get stitches for this monster paper cut on my head)

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE :lick: to ease your troubles

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    *digs in purse*

    I see SOMEONE has forgotten the damn rules!!!!

  • RatchetFree

    @Harlem
    Oh yes, but maybe we should pick another movie. :yes:

  • candibfly

    @His

    u can be one of the girls that throws rose petals at my feet or one of the contests at the black awareness rally! :D

    who's randy watson? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Alex....oh okay
    carry on then
    *revises contract*

  • yallcrazy

    *sends His a "Soul Glow" cap*

  • candibfly

    @HIS don't worry. there's an anti-hanky panky technology i built into the throw i made alex.

    but u shouldn't worry, harlem would never hurt u :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Candi, as IF i would be a servant 2 ur yella ass! :mad: :hug:

    *slides on a pink dildo* perhaps Candi will come wash the royal penis :lol:

  • RatchetFree

    Umm Candi, you are not the Prince so you don't get any rose petals thrown at your feet.
    <-----I'm the Prince!! :yes:

  • candibfly

    :rofl: HIS

  • yallcrazy

    :faints:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk YSoSerious

    Ewww @ His

    Why it gotta be pink though... :no:

  • candibfly

    but i will eventually become the princess of zamunda as prince akeem did not renounce his throne :no:

    *twirls around in my ballgown style wedding dress*

  • RatchetFree

    @His
    :nono: to pink peckers

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Yso, I dunno! what color do want the royal paynis 2 be?

  • MissHarlem

    CANDIIIIIIII my bff how dare I not address you this morning being all bff like :hug:

    ALEX how about a movie with the lovely stars Melody Nakai, Sinnamon, Simmone or Carmen Hayes? I hear they are real good actress' and does great things :yes:

    FIANCE I say we make a tape love

  • candibfly

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @Yso, I dunno! what color do want the royal paynis 2 be?

    -----------------------------------

    chocolate :D

  • MissHarlem

    ANY COLOR BUT PANK

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Alex I meant HAWT PANK dayum!

    pink is my favorite color people!!!

    *paints my face pink and slips on a pink onesie with the royal paynis poking out the hole i cut near the snaps*

  • candibfly

    i mean "flesh colored" #pc

    harlem! :hug: its ok i always got ur back even when u don't see me

  • candibfly

    carmen hayes is my aerobics instructor, i watch her exercise videos online :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    *sneezes* aaaaahhhbullchitachooo

    @Candi :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    I know i'm late for Coming to America Auditions

    but Can i Audition for "Saul"?

    :play:

  • RatchetFree

    @Candi
    I need you to stay out of my rships with Harlem and His. I cut out that lil device!!! :hater:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :pray:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ Ace

    "Saul"?

  • RatchetFree

    @Harlem
    That movie sounds like just what we need to get to :hump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Queen_City Gem says:

    @ Ace

    “Saul”?
    --------------------------------------------------------------------

    Old Light Bright in barber shop....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    NIGGA u concious?

  • candibfly

    harlem and his are my bffs, we go wayyyyy back (check the friendship contracts) so stay out i cannot :no:

    *hops in the middle for a group bff hug* :hug:

  • RatchetFree

    Who is the McDowell man? Or the dude who started out on fries, then the grill?

  • Queen_City Gem

    @Ace

    Oh, that was his name?? Seen that movie 1,000,000 + 1 times and never knew that, I don't think. Prolly too busy lauging off "Martin Luther Tha Kang"...

  • candibfly

    man u ain't never met no martin luther the kang :whistle:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Nobody wants to be Simi, huh?

  • candibfly

    louie anderson

  • RatchetFree

    But I'm a BFF too. :shocked:

    *Puts on my snorkeling gear to go fetch the concrete block that holds our contract from the bottom of the ocean*

  • RatchetFree

    @Candi
    Yep, but what was his name is the movie?

    Who will play Lisa's grandparents with those greasy curls? :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE we both love pink but not with the srap on

    ALEX :yes: indeed those are my fav instructors

    CANDI this is why we are bff's even when I dont see you my back you got!! And yes that instructor is the bizness but not my fav but close to it LOL

  • candibfly

    i never knew his name but it says it was "Maurice"

    who's gonna be samuel l jackson holding up the store and who's gonna be the prince of soul glo darryl? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    *Dancing like Lisas sister was to that horrible song right before those ugly ass earrings were delivered*

  • yallcrazy

    *still sitting around in feathers and ish cuz my part isn't till the end*

    hmmmppp...

  • RatchetFree

    @Yall
    :rofl: You might wanna play two roles.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    "A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Muhammad Ali, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muhammad Ali! "

  • RatchetFree

    Wait!!! I need parents!!! Who is the King and Queen?

  • candibfly

    i will play multiple parts like eddie did

    i will also be peaches *starts rapping*

    my name is peaches and i'm the best, all the djs want to feel my breasts

    *waits for my twin (y'all) sugar cube to start beat boxing*

  • RatchetFree

    @Ace
    His mama named his Clay, Imma call him Clay.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    "Then you're a putz. All of you are putzes. They should change the sign outside from My-T-Sharp to 'ze Three Putzes. "

  • RatchetFree

    Waiting on Candi and Yall to say their twin part :waiting:

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Queen & dancer at the end.

    *wonders how I'm going to pull that off*

  • Phrozen1der

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    I was Joan of Arc in a former life

    *sets hand on fire*

  • yallcrazy

    Oh you said twin parts.

    Ummm, there had to be 2 fine Goddess (ala Charli) sister twin in Zamunda!

  • Phrozen1der

    I want to talk about Dionne Warwick and how she told all the potential celebrity apprentices they were her sons!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    His mamma call him Clay, imma call him Clay

  • yallcrazy

    *beatboxing late as he ll*

    My bad twin, I mean Peaches... :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    She was sonning the shyt out of everyone she told the deaf translator that those were HIS thoughts, and not those of the deaf Celebrity (Marley) whom he is working for... :rofl:

  • candibfly

    i don't watch celebrity apprentice but dionne 'nostrils' warwick was all over my timeline. do tell phrozen :think:

  • MissHarlem

    Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: @ Phro

    I'll be watching C.A. tonight

  • candibfly

    all these bytches is my sons #diditonem

    *side eyeing twin* umm we'll have to press rewind since ur are JUST NOW beat boxing

  • candibfly

    harlem :rofl:

    cleo really thought he was doing it big. told akeem one day he might have a fine home like his :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    My buns have no seeds... :rofl:

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: at all the posts that aren't about our prez....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    Hey Phrozen! :waves:

    :yawn: I'm so sleepy now..

  • RatchetFree

    Umm...there was another set of twins
    "This is the first date Teresa and I have been on since the Doctor seperated us"

  • yallcrazy

    Microphone check 1,2, 1,2

    Is this on?

  • yallcrazy

    :faints: at RF

    (I'm abbreviating errthang today)

  • MissHarlem

    There's only one bathroom on this floor, so you're going to have to share it. We got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that. And another thing, don't use the elevator. It's a death trap. This is the place I was telling you about. It's real fucked up. Got just one window facing a brick wall. Used to rent it to a blind man... damn shame what they did to that dog. :rofl: was he serious with this chit

  • RatchetFree

    @Candi
    That recliner he had was luxury!!! And the pigs in a blanket. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!" :rofl:

  • RatchetFree

    Good Morning My Neighbors!!!

  • candibfly

    let's not forget the train set at the bar :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    This chit here had me dyin :rofl:
    Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

  • candibfly

    omg i love this movie! we could really got to 1000 posts about it :lol:

  • candibfly

    MissHarlem says:

    This chit here had me dyin
    Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big “H”. It was a most ripping victory.

    ---------------------------

    stay off the drugs son

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: @ the thought of the chalk line around the dog :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    That train set had me :dead:

    FLUCK YOU!!!!!!

  • RatchetFree

    Donations, donations!! don't be hitting on me I thought it was the trash. Don't be hittin on me.

  • RatchetFree

    @Yall
    It's a damn shame what they did to that dog. :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Hey Phrozen :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    CNN is giving me a headache...this reporter bish can't talk to save her life! if she tells me about the ple'plosion in Japan just one mo' gain! :mad:

  • MissHarlem

    Hey Stu, your rent's due, motherfucker! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me again, you hear! Now you conscious! Every month, the same damn thang.

  • candibfly

    *throws my chicken bone into the donation basket*

  • yallcrazy

    :pray: for those victims again.
    @ His turn it down :rofl:

  • RatchetFree

    Look, the girl doesn't like you anymore. Can't you get that through your greasy head? :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    LOL @ Candi siting all the best parts of the movie :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    **for citing all the best parts of the movie**

  • MissHarlem

    Wearing clothes must be a new experience for you.
    :rofl: funny stereotypical chit

  • yallcrazy

    *throws up invisible sheet so nobody see Candi acting like that*

    What did you give her Alex? :wait:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    I'm off to lunch...

    I hope i get my part...

  • candibfly

    personally, i don't like any sport where u don't use ur hands *spritzs on more activator*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi They assigned Lisa Rinna as project mngr. and everyone kept sonning her but Dionne Warwick was shutting EVERYONE down "Super SONNER" :rofl: She's a typical I know everything old lady and RUDE as my great grandmother!! I loved it!!!

  • RatchetFree

    @Yall
    I don't know!! She didn't even eat the Patron Burrito!!!

  • yallcrazy

    @Ace, if not, I've got extra feathers & you could be a dancer at the end :wink:

  • MissHarlem

    I didn't come to preach to you today...But you know, when I look at these contestants! For the Miss Black Awareness Pageant, I feel good! I feel good, because I know there's a God somewhere! There's a God somewhere! Turn around ladies for me please! You know there's a God who sits on high and looks down low! Man cannot make it like this! Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but they can't make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya!

    OK last one and I gotta work but this is our movie :rofl:

  • candibfly

    alex who is that in ur gravie? :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    :yawn: I wish we had a new post

    *leaves this post hopping on one foot and barking like a big dog*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Yall @His @QC @Alex :waves:

  • candibfly

    i die every time i hear the hugh hefner on high :rofl:

    and when he tells the contestants to turn around and the one chick has on a string bikini #perv :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    :thinks: hmmm, maybe she did!

  • RatchetFree

    @Candi
    Kaz!! Don't ask me who he is. :shrug: I thought I looke more like him than Eddie Murphy. :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @His :dead:

  • RatchetFree

    @His
    :rofl: I was just wonder who was going to be the first wife.

    Phroooooooooooooo
    What up!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    RatchetFree says:

    @Candi
    Kaz!! Don’t ask me who he is. I thought I looke more like him than Eddie Murphy.

    :dead:

  • RatchetFree

    *wondering

  • yallcrazy

    :laughing then faints:

  • candibfly

    Listen, I know what I like, and I know you know what I like, because you were trained to know what I like, but I would like to know, what do you like?

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex Chillen, tired LONG weekend and ready to go right now!!!!! :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :rofl:

  • candibfly

    cause i was like umm that looks like an asian man, not eddie :-/

  • Queen_City Gem

    :lolol: @ Phrozen for always being ready to go...as soon as he gets to work

  • yallcrazy

    Ok, just let me know when yall want to go in on the guy Auntie selected for the post. :coffee:

  • candibfly

    i am very happy to be here!

  • RatchetFree

    @Phro
    I feel you. I told Cocoa I would get wasted(stay up past 10) for her this wkend and I did. But now I feel like time sprung forward 2 days. :wail:

  • candibfly

    *wipes tears* i'm done :whew:

  • candibfly

    i thought we already talked about junebug up top in the post? :shrugs:

  • RatchetFree

    But when I marry, I want the woman to love me for who I am, not because of what I am.

  • Queen_City Gem

    :claps:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    @Ya'll that pic up there tickled me when I first logged in...how dare she put Theofus Rupert Blackwells pic on blast..his lil snow hat looks warm :shrugs:

    I said something nice...ur turn :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    Probably did... I missed it :rofl:

    Feel free to give me the top3!

  • RatchetFree

    That gurl (Candi) good!!!

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    :yawn:

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Been to break & fast (convinced I'm ghetto because everytime I go down there, I have to argue with the ignorant people on the grill... why don't people who work the grill understand that oftentimes you're fryin' up eggs because of your attitude?)

    Did I digress? Only for a moment...

    What chall talkin' bout?

  • candibfly

    why is junebug posted up next to a gurney in the ambalamps tho?

  • yallcrazy

    *copying for Alex* :rofl:

    @Ya’ll that pic up there tickled me when I first logged in…how dare she put Theofus Rupert Blackwells pic on blast..his lil snow hat looks warm

    I said something nice…ur turn
    -------------------------------------------------

    Well, his nose looks less swissbeakish than Mr. Beaks.

    Next.

  • candibfly

    *flips my mane* u know it alex ;)

    *takes a bite of the patron soaked burrito* what we talm bout now?

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI that was my next quote. He was a perv SMH preacher my ass!!

    PHRO I see you dont see me :no: <---- SMH

  • candibfly

    @His i was a bit confizzled as to why he had on a woolen cap with short sleeves? :think:

  • RatchetFree

    Where is Dymond?!? I want to tell that bish that when I went to the skrip club this wkend, no one was doing the shyt she was doing in the post Friday. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WCbbR1q7I&feature=player_embedded His_Mommy623

    only Theofus knows @Candi...I shall return later on... I'm gna go lay down for awhile. I feel a headache showing up....blah..

    and im starving..

  • candibfly

    i have never been to a strip club but i hear there's one here called stadium where everest's finest do their dancing :yes:

  • RatchetFree

    @Candi
    With that money, they can get 5 degrees from Everest. :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @QC :rofl: Yes!!

    @Alex Maybe that's why I woke up with my kick ass shoe on this AM... :lol: On another note, I boycotted the time change I feel like if I dont want to lose an hour of sleep why should I have to?! Then I realized my job might not see it my way, and I got up...

  • RatchetFree

    @Phro
    You do realize the time change occurred while you were off right? :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi @Alex :dead: at "Everest's finest do their dancing" <----#THIS!

  • candibfly

    *migrates to the bow wow post*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex Yeah and I could'nt understand who would want it to be 3am when it was REALLY 2AM. Who agrees to this?! Where are the Mayans of Los Angeles Corporate offices??

  • RatchetFree

    @Phro
    Right. I woke up at 3 something and was like where da hell did my 2 something go? :wail: Had me late posting for class and everything.

  • candibfly

    who thought of daylight savings? did the rest of the world agree to this shyt?!

    i woke up at 2 pm bc of it :mad: :-/

  • RatchetFree

    @Phro
    I have like 11 or 12 watches. They will not get sprung forward until the day I wear it. Just finished rolling all them bishes back. :mad:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Alex @Candi :rofl: Whoever agreed to mess up my equlibrium needs their ass kicked!!!!! I'm all frazzled and *isht!

    @MissHarlem :yahoo: Hey babes!!!!