Rihanna: “I like to be spanked”
Pop singer Rihanna seems to be at a crossroads in her life. After releasing her first single, “Pon De Replay,” at the tender age of 17, she has worked nonstop on the road touring to support her 7 albums. Her hawt body and keen fashion sense draws stares and compliments from males and females alike. But her infamous temper and personality disorders have combined to make her the loneliest girl in the world — literally.
To promote her platinum album, LOUD, Rihanna’s camp hatched an idea to bring a widely read urban blogger out on the road with her to document Rihanna’s life behind the scenes.
The blogger was one of Rihanna’s personal favorites (if not her most favorite). Rihanna once told a label exec that reading this blogger was one of her guilty pleasures. She confessed that she was “turned on by the negativity” even as she railed against it publicly.
So when that blogger turned down Def Jam’s all expenses paid invite to join RiRi on tour, Rihanna took the rejection very hard.
At age 23, Robyn Rihanna Fenty is chronically single, desperately lonely and wealthy beyond her wildest dreams. Her friends — including her ever-present and calming life force, Melissa — are all bought and paid for with some of Rihanna’s millions.
It is on this backdrop of despair, loneliness and fear that Rolling Stone magazine paints a raw, revealing look at Rihanna’s personality disorders, hidden demons, and her life after Chris Brown.
On the cover of this week’s Rolling Stone (on newsstands Friday (April 1st), Rihanna looks disapprovingly over her shoulder at photographer Mark Seliger’s camera. She wears delicately tattered, barely there shorts made of a fragile material called chainmail — tiny metal squares inked together to form clothing that looks almost painted on.
She told her 4 million followers on Twitter.com that before she put the shorts on she had to heat up the cold metal links with a blow dryer.
“I hate the sound of metal on metal. And if something isn’t even, it weirds me out – like if my girlfriend hits me on the right side of my butt, it feels numb on the left,” Rihanna says, revealing her obsessive compulsive disorder for the first time. She admits to habitually cracking her knuckles and she’s a compulsive boob-grabber.
On lifting the restraining order against Brown:
“That’s my decision It doesn’t mean we’re gonna make up, or even talk again. It just means I didn’t want to object to the judge. We don’t have to talk again ever in my life. I just didn’t want to make it more difficult for him professionally. What he did to me was a personal thing – it had nothing to do with his career. Saying he has to be a hundred feet away from me, he can’t perform at awards shows – that definitely made it difficult for him. That was the only thing it was going to change, so I didn’t care. But you can never please people. One minute I’m being too hard, and the next minute I’m a fool because I’m not being hard enough.”
On her song “S&M” and experimenting obsessively with sex toys:
“I like to take charge, but I love to be submissive. Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun. You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your shit. That’s sexy to me. I work a lot, and I have to make a lot of executive decisions, so when it comes to being intimate, I like to feel like I’m somebody’s girl.”
“I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned – you gotta stop [and go] get the whip from the drawer downstairs. . . . I’d rather have him use his hands.”
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On being a masochist and enjoying inflicting pain on herself (she has 14 tattoos):
“I do think I’m a bit of a masochist. It’s not something I’m proud of, and it’s not something I noticed until recently. I think it’s common for people who witness abuse in their household. They can never smell how beautiful a rose is unless they get pricked by a thorn.”
On her first kiss (and why she doesn’t like to kiss her male and female sex partners now):
“My first kiss was in high school, and it was the worst thing ever. He pretty much dumped his entire saliva glands into my mouth. It traumatized me. I didn’t kiss for, like, ever.”
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Sandra, did yall
and make up or something?
Soooooo glad I didn’t take on SASO’s bet.
i see it’s gon be one of those days
Soooooo…is it Rihanna week now?
“I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned – you gotta stop [and go] get the whip from the drawer downstairs. . . . I’d rather have him use his hands.”
@ Rih………..I can dig it!
Mornin yall!
Hey Luscious!
<—–that lil ass bra
Yeah!!!! for a good spanking!!!!!
cliff notes please………
Heyyyy Mr.BluPhi
MZD
that lil ass bra brought me great pleasure and when I’m happy I make those around me happy!
Somebody give me my damn $10!!!!
Is she done playing DV victim? I guess she didn’t like the way Chris was putting it on her the night in question?
Eb says:
cliff notes please………
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Blah blah blah…blah blah……blah blah blah blah!
@ Nola … wasssupppppppppppppp
SASS-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :YAHOO:
Sup Ma?!
To promote her platinum album, LOUD, Rihanna’s camp hatched an idea to bring a widely read urban blogger out on the road with her to document Rihanna’s life behind the scenes.
The blogger was one of Rihanna’s personal favorites (if not her most favorite). Rihanna once told a label exec that reading this blogger was one of her guilty pleasures. She confessed that she was “turned on by the negativity” even as she railed against it publicly.
So when that blogger turned down Def Jam’s all expenses paid invite to join RiRi on tour, Rihanna took the rejection very hard.
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Didn’t you post a while back that you were given such honors? BUT you don’t fly (which is super odd) would’ve been boring anyway trying to translat Rhianna’s broken English.
THAT last paragraph in this post…
From My OWN personal experience from My Man-WHORE Dayz… Chicks LIKE THAT are fun from a PURELY Sexual Exploring & Experimenting aspect but they are ALL Some CRAZY-AZZ Tricks (Real…) And they actually THINK & BELIEVE everything should revolve around THEM (And ONLY THEM…)
GOOD Morning Everybody !!!
Morning Dipmz!!!!!!!!!!
Dawn
that’s Sandra’s way of bein humble by not putting her name in there!
Eb says:
cliff notes please………
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Same ol same ol… Rhianna is a freak no one is surprised. Half of comment chatroom likes to be spanked and Sassy is selling spankings for $10.
Get it Rih Rih!!
You ole freak!!
Sh!t errrbody like to be spanked, tied, whiped and licked every now and then
don’t blame her…
@DIMPZ HEY MAMAS
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Dawn
that’s Sandra’s way of bein humble by not putting her name in there!
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I knowed it but I don’t like her referring to herself as an urban blogger… Nevertheless How are you Ms. Brown
Good morning Everybody!!!
Chris Brown is like hamhocks to most southern cooks.. she got to put it in everything she makes….
But this isn’t news … I mean does anyone not think that Rihanna is a freak?
I am ,however, confused by the statement that she’s turned on by negativity. Is she saying “haters are her motivation”? Or that when a man talks bad to her, tells she aint ish, tells her she can’t sing, and tell her she cant sell out concerts, she’s ready to jump on it??
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Sh!t errrbody like to be spanked, tied, whiped and licked every now and then don’t blame her…
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So true, long as it doesn’t draw blood, leave a bruise or involve me getting pregnant I’m game.
Laker!
<—cripwalk
them twins fightin to get out
Dawn I’m fine ma’am. How are you
Oh well we all have fantasy when it comes to the bed room. People who always talk about sex are not good at it… Just talking from experience.
@DAWN
AND MY SAFE WORD IS “STOP FUKA” 
**TAKES OF BRA** LETS LET THE CHICAS BREAF TODAY 
@DIMPZ WHAT!!! I SAY TOPLESS DANCING
I didn’t read it all but damn who doesn’t like to be spanked and who doesn’t find amusement in their haters #NEXT
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@DAWN AND MY SAFE WORD IS “STOP FUKA”
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My dumb azz don’t even have a safe word I just black out…
but the climax is unfreakin real!
Rihanna completely changed from when she first came out…I know people change as they get older, but she went from someone who seemed wholesome to a crazed out freak. I understand she doesn’t care about what people say about her, but she should. I could careless what she does in her personal life, but she has young girls looking up to her…instead of talking about how she likes to be spanked, she needs to invest in some singing & dancing lessons & speak on how thats working out for her.
This is why I say Beyonce will always win. Beyonce hardly speaks…she just shuts the fu*k up. She’s one celeb that I believe has common sense, even though at times she may seem a bit slow. She just doesn’t speak on shyt that the whole world doesn’t need to know, which is something I respect.
Dawn Sheen says:
Didn’t you post a while back that you were given such honors? BUT you don’t fly (which is super odd)
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Yes, that was ONE of the reasons I turned down the offer. Thanks for reading.
Question to the men….
If a girl “like Rhi Rhi” wanted to
would her valtrex prescription matter? I mean they place her out there very sexual like HER-PEAS is not a problem. Truthfully how many of you would still dig her back out? 
jayz is a spanker huh???
ELove says:
THAT last paragraph in this post…
From My OWN personal experience from My Man-WHORE Dayz… Chicks LIKE THAT are fun from a PURELY Sexual Exploring & Experimenting aspect but they are ALL Some CRAZY-AZZ Tricks (Real…) And they actually THINK & BELIEVE everything should revolve around THEM (And ONLY THEM…)
GOOD Morning Everybody !!!
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Thanks you so much for reading the entire post!
RiRi looks cute! I like the second pic. The first kiss story was pretty funny! I’m not a fan of kissing either.
Interesting article
I wonder if she has or will listen to his CD….
No Chris Brown this morning Sandra? You even have to admit that he killed it last night! Give him his props
Rhianna is a crazy broad….like some flucking deep seeded daddy issues…i dont know if id still dig her back out..shes like the chick on thin line btwn lov and hate.
@ MOMO
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Momo says:
This is why I say Beyonce will always win. Beyonce hardly speaks…she just shuts the fu*k up. She’s one celeb that I believe has common sense, even though at times she may seem a bit slow. She just doesn’t speak on shyt that the whole world doesn’t need to know, which is something I respect.
Bey will always win!
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Welp this make working very easy. NOthing here to talk about. Unless one of us is getting it on with her…..if there is a video……or blah blah blah
Good morning everyone!!!
Dawn Sheen says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Sh!t errrbody like to be spanked, tied, whiped and licked every now and then don’t blame her…
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Well, I don’t. And if your fingernails aren’t trimmed and clean, ain’t nothing happening up in here.
Oh and I bet this trick likes a little bit of everything. She is TrySexual.
Good Moanin On1
good morning cutie.
Mr.BluPhi says:
I am ,however, confused by the statement that she’s turned on by negativity. Is she saying “haters are her motivation”?
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Exactly. She is drawn to negative blogs because deep down inside she’s a hater who thrives on negativity. She’s the worst kind of hypocrite.
Sandra Rose says:
Dawn Sheen says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Sh!t errrbody like to be spanked, tied, whiped and licked every now and then don’t blame her…
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Well, I don’t. And if your fingernails aren’t trimmed and clean, ain’t nothing happening up in here.
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Sandra you actually let somebody touch your cookie?!?!??!
Who woulda thunk!
@DAWN DIIIIIIZAAAM BLACK OUT BISH I NEED ONE OF THEM CLIMAX!!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Sandra Rose says:
Dawn Sheen says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Sh!t errrbody like to be spanked, tied, whiped and licked every now and then don’t blame her…
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Well, I don’t. And if your fingernails aren’t trimmed and clean, ain’t nothing happening up in here.
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Sandra you actually let somebody touch your cookie?!?!??!
Who woulda thunk!
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Yes, Sandra is a pillow princess….
On1 you haven’t seen my pic so how do you know if I’m cute or not
Choco aka Hippie says:
SR
I didn’t read it all but damn who doesn’t like to be spanked and who doesn’t find amusement in their haters #NEXT
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Good morning. Please read it all so you will be informed. I know Rihanna will read it all.
New Post Sandra pls you didn’t find anyting on Ramsey Bonet girl?
Auntie, you deserve a Pulitzer prize for this post
Danielle says:
RiRi looks cute! I like the second pic. The first kiss story was pretty funny! I’m not a fan of kissing either.
Me either! If I kiss you or let you kiss me…I am IN LOVE with you. *shudders* @ people randomly kissing folks (like on Jersey Shore and such).
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Sandra Rose says:
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Well, I don’t. And if your fingernails aren’t trimmed and clean, ain’t nothing happening up in here.
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I agree and if you have bad oral hygiene that’s a negative too.
My PEACH… “Safe” WORD ?!!? I JUST had a Flash Back (Of Sorts…)
My 1st RIP through college THIS one teacher (Who was known as A FREAK) wanted me to sex her up and TRIED TO blackmailed Me to do so… She was a Biology Teacher (Go Figure)
Anyway, She told me to meet her at her crib at a certain time, gave me her key and YOU can be early (But DON’T BE LATE) When I got there she was in the shower and she said go to the bedroom and wait for me…
When I got there I SAW all of these Leather Straps & SHYT, Handcuffs, Masks and ALL KINDS of Weird SHYT… I PROMPTLY walked MY AZZ OUT of her F-ing Crib… SHE GAVE ME A D- for that class
All jokes aside I would bonk Rhianna while Melissa watched BUT I so wouldn’t call Rhianna the next day…
I’m really kinda thinking some of the stuff Rih is doing is image. I mean, she was all good and sacarin like, then she came out with GGGB and if you noticed, her image changed during the course of the album and the video releases. She went from the long bob and songs like Umbrella and Please Don’t Stop The Music to the short edgy hair and songs like Rehab, Disturbia and Take A Bow by the end of the album/Video releases.
Just my 2cents
I too enjoy a nice spankin every now & again. Hawt pics
@BIG PAPA
U ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE A SAFE WORD!! CUZ I MIGHT BE CUSING U OUT IN A GOOD WAY 
#PAYATTENTION!
MzDimplez1123 says:
I’m really kinda thinking some of the stuff Rih is doing is image. I mean, she was all good and sacarin like, then she came out with GGGB and if you noticed, her image changed during the course of the album and the video releases. She went from the long bob and songs like Umbrella and Please Don’t Stop The Music to the short edgy hair and songs like Rehab, Disturbia and Take A Bow by the end of the album/Video releases.
Just my 2cents
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Haven’t you noticed, if you don’t know who you are …. sell sex. Oldest profession in the world.
Mornin e'rybody. :slowasswave:
LAKER, SASSY, BLU, CHOCO…Sup? :headnod:
just tryna be polite.
@QUEN
<<<HEADNOD WHATS UP MAMA I HAD MY COFFE EARLY THIS A.M BISH WAS HYPER!!
Off topic: I got evaluated yesterday, and got EXCEEDS ALL EXPECTATIONS in all domains.
On topic: “I hate the sound of metal on metal. And if something isn’t even, it weirds me out – like if my girlfriend hits me on the right side of my butt, it feels numb on the left,” Rihanna says
I just became a Rihanna fan!!!!
@MR.BLU SUUUUUURE U DID
J/K
Am I the only one who has always thought that Rihanna’s top lip is funny shaped? Its ugly…like she has this big azz seeping line leading down from her nose to her M shaped top lip….
I waited all morning for a new post and the post was something everybody already knows. Rihanna’s a freak. Going back to work now.
This is why I say Beyonce will always win. Beyonce hardly speaks…she just shuts the fu*k up. She’s one celeb that I believe has common sense, even though at times she may seem a bit slow. She just doesn’t speak on shyt that the whole world doesn’t need to know, which is something I respect.
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agreed
Mr.BluPhi says:
On topic: “I hate the sound of metal on metal.
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I thought she was talking about bad brakes. I’m dumb.
@MOMO **MOATOR BOATS THE CHICAS*** I ACTUALLY LIKE HER LIPS BUT NOW THAT U MENTION IT…. HER TOP LIP IS A DAM M
@DAWN SOO TRUE SEX SELLS MILLIONS ASK LIL KIM AND KIM K
For some reason, not to diss her, Beyonce bores the hell out of me. She’s like a lifeless robot. I mean, I understand keeping your “personal” business private but she has NO personality to me.
Rhianna, Rhianna! I kmew you liked to get that ass beat. You are slowly but surely telling on yourself. I also read on another blog that you said you “like the feeling of being somebody’s girl” I loathe females like that. Always gotta have a man to solidify you! Get some self esteem and stop telling all your business. And I know you enjoyed CBreezy’s DWTS performance. Too bad you’ll never be able do that!
Morning Family!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@MR.BLU SUUUUUURE U DID J/K
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I really did. I really did. But my frat bruh was the AP who did the eval , so that might have had something to do with it. LOL.
Mr.BluPhi says:
Off topic: I got evaluated yesterday, and got EXCEEDS ALL EXPECTATIONS in all domains
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I take it you didnt tell them about “CYA”
Dawn Sheen says:
Mr.BluPhi says:
On topic: “I hate the sound of metal on metal.
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I thought she was talking about bad brakes. I’m dumb.
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I dont know what she meant by that. I just like the part about her girlfriend hittin her butt cheeks
Piggy-Backing OFF of @Dawn comment…
I WOULD DO BOTH Rhi-Rhi and HER Boo because I will definitely get the VERY BEST Rhi-Rhi has to offer… And I’ve GOTS Some Damn Good Positions that would include ALL of US (MF-ing Real…)
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Mr.BluPhi says:
Off topic: I got evaluated yesterday, and got EXCEEDS ALL EXPECTATIONS in all domains
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I take it you didnt tell them about “CYA
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LMFAOOOO No…lol. But last night I wrote it down and asked my friend what she thought it meant. She looked at it, and asked “Is this one of your students name?”. I explained to her what it meant. And expressed my excitement about learning something new, but she didn’t care. Needless to say she didn’t get the handcuff and mustard treatment last night.
Mr.BluPhi says:
This is why I say Beyonce will always win. Beyonce hardly speaks…she just shuts the fu*k up. She’s one celeb that I believe has common sense, even though at times she may seem a bit slow. She just doesn’t speak on shyt that the whole world doesn’t need to know, which is something I respect
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Its called leaving something to the imagination. Celebrities these days leave nothing to be desired. Back in the day yhe public knew only what the record company or the movie studio wanted us to know. That’s what makes Bey so popular is because we don’t know all her business. Rhianna doesn’t know chit about beung discret! SMH! She just puts it all out there. You can tell she was raised f’ed up!!!
As a RiRi stan I want her to get counseling to deal w/her childhood just like Chris needs to deal with his. She also mentioned being abused by her father they both saw to much as kids which was part of the draw to each other IMO.
Bey isn’t the only private artist. Some folks like to talk others don’t doesn’t make one better than the other. Some things are better left un said but Janet/Madonna are freaks as well and nobody holds that agaisnt them. Bey pops her coochie on stage like she is in bed so it all adds up in my book at the end of the day. There is room for everybody anyway.
SN Chris Brown showed out in a good way last night on DWTS
@BLU It DID
I KID NOW PUT A PIC OF U SHIRTLESS **ALL THE PURRTY ONES THINK THEY SMARKT*** 
@ Elove….Can a girl get a description of said postitions? Thank you in advance.
@ Blu…….What’s with the mustard?
Booty shots of Rihanna are nice thing for your readers Sandra.
I’m bored! Anyone care to entertain me?????
@ chibytex
Yeah I see what you saying. With nude pics, interviews, and videos, I feel like I’ve f**ked most of the celebrities. Sometimes I’ll watch a music video, and think “Damn, I need to go get tested.” LOL…
@DIMPZ MY BISH
@BIG PAPA PLEASE EXPLAIN OF THESE WONDERFUL POSITIONS THANKS IN ADVANCE
luscious lemme see a pic girl.
DAWN SOO TRUE SEX SELLS MILLIONS ASK LIL KIM AND KIM K
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Is that why no one is checking for lil kim anymoe because old MILF chinese Geishas aren’t sexy? When I see lil Kim I have the urge to ask for a fill in not a fill up.
Laker mi loverrrrr *slaps ur azz*
HEY MAMIIIII!!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
I’m bored! Anyone care to entertain me?????
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wretch down and entertain ur self
Elove how u doin hon
sup MZD &Lakes 
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Blu…….What’s with the mustard?
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I really like mustard. I eat on sandwiches, chips, tacos, pizza, eggs, chicken, salads, noodles, chocolate, and occasionally off …….well nevermind. Basically I like mustard.
“This is why I say Beyonce will always win. Beyonce hardly speaks…she just shuts the fu*k up. She’s one celeb that I believe has common sense, even though at times she may seem a bit slow. She just doesn’t speak on shyt that the whole world doesn’t need to know, which is something I respect.”
Meh. That’s just cause Beyonce can’t say a single word that hasn’t been prepared and approved first. I don’t need to hear about peoples religious or political views, but Bey is just boring as ****.
Sup Cfree?
Not a thing over here. Bored outta my mind!
wretch down and entertain ur self
I did that last night 
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HAHA
Dawn Sheen says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
I’m bored! Anyone care to entertain me?????
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wretch down and entertain ur self
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I’ve entertained myself so much my hands are swollen
damn…youve been doing some serious entertaining then lol
MZD i been bored as shyt all week right along wit ya, doesnt life know I need fireworks all day e’rday
@MOMO
You need to post more often.
I’ve entertained myself so much my hands are swollen
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Mr.BluPhi says:
@ chibytex
her.
Yeah I see what you saying. With nude pics, interviews, and videos, I feel like I’ve f**ked most of the celebrities. Sometimes I’ll watch a music video, and think “Damn, I need to go get tested.” LOL
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I mean we’ve all seen the nudes pics she leaked of herself. Then she basically gives a play by play of how she likes to get fukked! I mean if you close your eyes and whip out your wang, its almost like
She’s always mentioning her daddy issues too. That explains the absusive relationships she’s attracted too. Both of my best friends have daddy issues and BOTH always end up in relationships where they fight theur men. They are all looking for a daddy instead of a man. Rhianna is no exception!!
@BROWN U A FUKN MESS
@CHOCO SELF SERVICE BAAAAAAAAYYYYBBYY!!
@MOMO NOW SLAP THE OTHER ONE
@BLU DIZZZAM MUSTARD LIKE THAT!! HAVE U EVER HAD IT WITH SOME CUUTI CAT??
ON1 since i can’t change my gravi i sent you a pic
I’ve entertained myself so much my hands are swollen
@ Blu……….. I see.
I think Sandra should have a moratorium on Rihanna posts unless her sex tape with Melissa comes out.
Off topic (again): Ummm I recently just discovered that “Wake and Bake” means waking up and gettin high. At first I was impressed on how domestic so many people were becoming. I honestly thought it meant waking up and making breakfast. SMH
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
ON1 since i can’t change my gravi i sent you a pic
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Oh I see how you do…. ummmm hmmm
ty
@Lakes
@Blu
Where are you from? and how old are you #JUSTASKIN
Laker, did u just say “Cutti Cat” havnt heard that 1 n yrs
@BLU
Hun…your recent epiphanies are gonna earn you short bus privileges pretty soon.
Mr.BluPhi says:
Off topic (again): Ummm I recently just discovered that “Wake and Bake” means waking up and gettin high. At first I was impressed on how domestic so many people were becoming. I honestly thought it meant waking up and making breakfast. SMH
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LOL. I never heard of it either.
Off topic (again): Ummm I recently just discovered that “Wake and Bake” means waking up and gettin high. At first I was impressed on how domestic so many people were becoming. I honestly thought it meant waking up and making breakfast. SMH
I wake and bake everyday….where da hell you been?
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So it’s okay for Rolling Stone to ask about the restraining order lift but not Robin Roberts?
@BLU DIZZZAM MUSTARD LIKE THAT!! HAVE U EVER HAD IT WITH SOME CUUTI CAT??
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My friend told me that she thinks it will burn…lmfaoooooooooooooooo..
@CFREE
Fine and How’s YOU Doing BABY !!!
@MZDimp & My Peach
#1 Hitting Her Boo from the Back while She eating out Rhi-Rhi and Me & Rhi-Rhi passing that Good HAZE back-n-fourth to Each Other
#2 Me having Her Boo spread eagle and STR8 Long-Dycking Her WHILE Rhi-Rhi is sitting on Her Boo’s Face… And My Intermission is letting Rhi-Rhi TASTE My Delicious LUV-Stick for Her Pleasure then BAK to the Daddy Long-Stroke
Btw THOSE are Appetizers just to get things STARTED
@chi
I saw you mention Starting Over yesterday I use to LOVE that show. I wish Iyanla would bring it back to Oprahs new network if she would have her 
@blu
wake n bake never heard of that
@ Choco Im from Dallas (currently in Houston) and Im 26. #DontJudgeMe lmfaoooo
I was thinkn something completely different when i saw “Wake & Bake”
@BLU AY DIOS MIO WHAT DISTRIC U TEACH AT AND WHAT COLLEGE U GRATUADED FROM?? SH!T WHAT HIGH SCHOOL… I TELL U THE PURRTY ONES ARE SEXY AND CUTE TILL THEY OPEN THEY MOUFF AND U SEE CRAYON STAINS
I WOVE BLU 
@TERRI B
Not if they were asking Chris “Meltdown” Brown.
@BROWN
“i sent you a pic”
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I’m bout to check my email right now!
@BIG PAPA OOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
U LIKIE HOT MUSTARD!!
@BLU
WAKE AND BAKE IS THE CHITZNIZ!!! @CHI
@LAKER
You know the prettiest ones don’t have to be the smartest ones too. That would be unfair to everybody else.
@ Elove…………. Gotcha
@ Blu………..Don’t feel too bad, I never heard of wake and bake either. I do actually wake up and make breakfast daily though.
@MAN
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“i sent you a pic”
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I’m bout to check my email right now!
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For what?!?!??! You aint got shyt!
@BLu
No judging have you ever
@ Al …but Im learning. lol
@ YSO noooooo, see once explained to me, I completely get it.
@Anna THANK YOU for being here for me…lmfaoooo. I dont feel alone.
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BluRADIODude, I think the students are teaching you.
@YSO I JUST WANT TO TELL BLU TO JUST TAKE OF HIS SHIRT AND GHOST WRITE TO US
BE SEEN NOT HEARD!! 
@ Choco Im from Dallas (currently in Houston) and Im 26. #DontJudgeMe lmfaoooo
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Oh snap…I’m from Dallas originally…..
what high school did you go to? and did you go to college in houston?
This world is just too small!!!
I’m just messing with you Blu.
I don’t smoke but I do watch those kind of movies so that’s how I knew what that meant.
@BROWN
“I’m bout to check my email right now!
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For what?!?!??! You aint got shyt!”
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Why you treat me so bad?
@ Blu Didn’t the students say you were crazy/slow or something
their arguments might hold some merit 
@CHI WHHHAAAT SO YALL MUST BE MAVERICK FANS…… WE SEE YALL TOMOROW
I LIVE IN DALLAS 
@BLU WE JUST KIDING HONEY
S S S & M M M
Stands for Satan & Melissa.
C’mon she likes it likes it
You see how the devil is always licking someone in those exorcist movies…
@AL SHUT UP!!!
CHILDREN DON’T LIE!!
@Blu
@Anna is Happily MARRIED… So She don’t Count Dawg !!!
You’re a Sigma and A MATH Teacher Huh… It GETS no more NERDY Than That so I fully understand your lack of knowledge regarding Ganga/Haze Terminology (It’s ALL GOOD Though…)
Just messing with you Dawg (Nothing Personal…)
@chi I saw you mention Starting Over yesterday I use to LOVE that show. I wish Iyanla would bring it back to Oprahs new network if she would have her
@blu wake n bake never heard of that
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Yes I loved, loved, loved that show. They used to film in Chicago, but by the time I got her they had moved the show to LA…. I was gonna try and audition when I moved here.
And yes Iyanla should try and make a deal with Oprah to get that show on OWN…..I heard the network isnt doing to well…Iyanla would give the network some much needed ratings.
@Choco I tried it once in college. Ummm that didn’t go too well. And I have the worse allergies, so now when I smell it,my eyes turn ready and I start sneezing.
Hey y’all!
I’ve missed y’all soooooo much. Work as well as my personal life is keeping me extremely busy. Just dropping in for a moment…..
Rihanna is giving us the business with the Rolling Stone shoot! I never really cared for her red hair but these photos are definitely a keeper. Baby girl is working it. And that’s all I have for now. Carry on!
@Man
students teaching Blu but that’s impossible becuz his student ask the same type of um special questions BLu does 
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Man students teaching Blu but that’s impossible becuz his student ask the same type of um special questions BLu does
They just in there all SLOW together 
Eac One Teach One 
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@YVONNE
DAM THAT GRAVI IS BAD!!! SHE LOOKS HAAAAWT!!
@BLU
I’ve never tried it myself. Just about everybody in my immediate family smokes but I can’t even stand the smell of the stuff.
@ALBOY
“students teaching Blu but that’s impossible becuz his student ask the same type of um special questions BLu does
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They just in there all SLOW together Eac One Teach One
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They got about two months left in the school year and Blu and his class still on the same coloring book from the first day.
Yvonne what up baby?
HEY YVONNE!
*Just realized me and Yso haven’t spoken*
@chi Yeah the ratings aren’t that great yet on OWN but I do watch several shows and I am waiting on the Judds and Shanias reality TV shows to start #dontjudgeme I started to apply for the show as well my bio father lives in Chi town and at that time I had only met him once.
SN Adele’s cd is FIYAH she sorta reminds me of the YT Sade as far as lyrics and content
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“I’m bout to check my email right now!
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For what?!?!??! You aint got shyt!”
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Why you treat me so bad?
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Ummm because I dont like you and detest everything you stand for
@ Laker
Actually Im really not a Mavrick fan…I love my Celtics…I am madly in love with kevin Garnett…yes he’s ugly, but he’s sooooooo sexy IMO!!!
But I love my DALLAS COWBOYS!!!! Always have, always will!!!
MZ D You called me I saw the AlCall #162
chibytex yea baby @ the celts we takin it this yr.
@ ELove
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. most of my frat get high. LOL
@ Man
“RADIO” …now dats funny….lmfaooooo
@ AL Naw they call me bi-polar. LOL.
@Laker You suppose to have my back mama
@Yvonne
Heeyyyy MY Amazon-GODDESS !!! And your comment expresses MY EXACT Sediment regarding Rhi-Rhi (Real…)
WHYVONNE!!!!!
It’s this damn wonky weather, I swear it is!
“… I love to be submissive. Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun. You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your ****. That’s sexy to me. I work a lot, and I have to make a lot of executive decisions, so when it comes to being intimate, I like to feel like I’m somebody’s girl.”
I can understand that. I’m that way, too
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Damn, I’ve missed your crazy ass…..
They got about two months left in the school year and Blu and his class still on the same coloring book from the first day.
March 30, 2011 at 12:19 pm
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@Al: Hey boo! How are things?
@Lakes: My hot tamale!
Yes, I love this picture of Rosario. She’s giving you the “look” and I couldn’t resist having this picture as my gravatar.
Celtics aint takin nothin its a wrap since yall shipped your boy to OKC
BACK TO BACK TO BACK
Lakers
@CHI OH OK I LIKE COWBOYS NEW STADIUM BUT THATS IT
WHY WOULD THEY PUT IT IN ARLINGTON THO?? AND RIGHT INFRONT OF A FUKN WALMART I KNOW WHEN THERES A FUKN GAME THAT SKREET IS FULLL!!
class still on the same coloring book from the first day.
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@Daisy
When did you get it Adele’s CD I thought it wasn’t coming out for few weeks –
WHERE IS MY ALEX
@ Yvonne Im good Ma!
Yea, im still upset they got rid of Perk when tey could have let Shaq or Jermaine go.
Yvonne!!! whr u been suga
@FaciAL
DA BULLS!!
AL when do you think Bryan Shaw is gonna step into Phils shoes? thats a good look right there.
@ON1 (OR TWO) HERe U GO AGAIN……..
I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE AND CHIT DAM U MAKE IT HARD!!!!
@AL WEEEEEE DAAAA BEEEST FUK THE CELTICS LET THEY FANS DREAM THE FUK ON!!! WE TAKING THAT CHIT BACK TO MR.PHIL LA BACK TO THE CASA!!!!
Hey Dimplez! :hug” Love the new gravatar by the way. You look……very……tempting….
(SMH)
Did you get that issue we talked about completely resolved? I received an email stating it was still in progress about 2-3 weeks ago but I wanted to confirm with you it completely resolved.
@ Yso……When is it gone end?!
@ Al……….Carry on as you were, I don’t do faciALs.
@BLU I RATHER HAVE UR FRONT…
<<—-You see my face E-love? That's how I felt after reading your passage about how you'd handle Rihanna and Melissa. Glad to see you've been on your best behavior while I've been away.
Hey Brown, CFree….
@AlBoy
The Lakers aint gonna do chit this year…They wont make it to round 3 of the play offs!!!
Its either gonna be Celtic/Bulls and Spurs/Mavs
DID SHE SAY THE MAVS
WATEVA THEY PROLLY WONT MAKE PASS ROUND UNO!!
@Laker
I cant answer NO questions about the DFW area….I’ve been gone since 1999…. I just come and go during the holidays and chit…
I’m going to Dallas tomorrow though…..Lawd I gotta take my 2o month old on a plane for 3 hours…how I am I gonna keep her still for that long?
Jesus be a force…..
@ Yvonne………..
Thanks love!
It’s pretty much resolved, Tanganilla said she’d follow up with me one more time to be on the safe side. Thanks again!
@ On1 that was the dumbest thing the celtics could have done Perk was the real problem we The Lakers had he is a monster but now yall got the oneals and then dudes are done
@ Yso IF the bulls get past Celtics who I still have in the eastern finals they will take a Beating from the Lakers
@ MZd Well stop calling me then
like putting up the Bat signal and wondering why Batman showing up 
@CHI GOOD LUCK 3HRS WITH A BABY IS NOT CUUUTE AT ALL
I DID IT WITH A 6 MONTH OLD AND UMMMM I NEEDED HIM TO GO NIGHT NIGHT!! 
@ Laker
So first you clown me, then you diss my Cowboys and the stadium, and now you dissing the Mavs. LOL. I see how this relationship goin to go
How do black people bring themselves to like the Celtics? I’ve never understood that.
The Mavs gone pull a Mavs and lose in the first round to Portland
them dudes dont know how to win!
@AWESOME
I’m a keep my Laker hate to myself until they are knocked out of the playoffs. Then it’s on like Donkey Kong.
AWESOME! *puts mousse in your hair and slicks it all back*
Wassup?!
@ Al……..we gone work on you!
@Man
I assume they don’t know the history of the Celtics…… or the Red Sox……….or BOSTON for that matter……
AL
we were very happy to receive Perkins!
oh and lil man too
@AL THATS FUKN RIGHT MAVS DON’T KNOW HOW TO WIN WATSOEVER THEY CHOKE UP QUICK!!
I STILL WNAT TO HAVE UR FRONT… :coffe: AND THE COWBOYS SUCK THE MAVS ARE PROFESSIONAL LOSERS THE NEW COWBOYS STADIUM IS NICE…. WE CAN TAKE IT WERE EVER U CAN HANDLE IT!! 
@MR.BLU NOTHING BUT FUN AND SOME AMOR
@ Al……Sure
#LIES
@Yvonne
BABY (You INSPIRE ME…) So I’m going to tell Ya about the position I DUBBED The THREE-PEAT
I’ve got Rhi-Rhi in the VERTICAL #69 position and ONCE I’m FULLY Charged (ERECT..) I let her Boo get a TASTE because she’s the DEEP-THROAT Specialist… So Rhi-Rhi (Whose pretty Flexible) put her hands on Her Boo’s HIPS while Her Boo starts swallowing My Delicious LUV-Stick while I’m STILL Working with Rhi-Rhi’s Tasty-Pudding and Rhi-Rhi is EATING Her Boo Out from the Backside
… 
@YSO WHAT THE PLAYOFFS WITH OUT THE MAIN ATTRACTION THE WINNERS THE BESST IN THE GAME
BUT I WOVE U FOR HOLDING UR HATRED BACK 
@BIG PAPA U NASTY FREEKIE COCHINO HAWWT SEXY PIECE OF CULO!!
I THINK I STIL HAVE A COFFEE RUSH!!
Now Okc is a scary team if they are healthy but Seven games the Lkaers gone do the thang
@MzDimpz: Was that her name? Truth be told, that name is ugly as hell. Bless her heart! I would be called Tammy or Tangi something for short. (shudders) Glad I could help resolve things for you…….
Danielle says:
Momo says:
This is why I say Beyonce will always win. Beyonce hardly speaks…she just shuts the fu*k up. She’s one celeb that I believe has common sense, even though at times she may seem a bit slow. She just doesn’t speak on shyt that the whole world doesn’t need to know, which is something I respect.
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EXACTLY!
It’s gonna be Bulls v Lakers for the chip…… With Derrick Rose taking the spot that Lebron thinks he should be given……
Please someone inform us of a new post!
Oh yeah, morming all!
@LAKER
I only do it for you.
<<<—–logging the hell out before my attraction to Leos (E-love) gets the best of me
@ Yvonne………….It was Talnise
Mz D its a new person in the other room their name is MZD something
I almost spoke to it! 
*messes Awesome’s hair back up since I couldn’t get an individual hello*
@ Al………..Where?
@ALBOY
Just mean.
In the
You called me?
@Dimpz
What’s to it babes? Put that facial away……..
Al give us 2 yrs
KD, Westbrook and Perkins!
KD is in need of a stylist ASAP!
I saw him oit and he had on a too little white tshirt with a damn lv scarf! WTF
YSO what I do?
@ Lucious if he can stay healthy but yeah yall will be good……… enough to lose to us in the finals in a few years
@ Awesome………..I’m good, NOW!
luscious..i got you
BOOOOOOO to the Lakers and Cowboys
#teamCeltics
So this is why Sandra was gone this morning so she can write up this long post.
I’m old enough to remember Madonna’s freaky days. She pretty much invented being out in the open about the same things Ri is talking about.