Suri Cruise goes from pacifiers to penis shaped candy?
There’s a bizarre twist in the tragic delayed development case of 4-year-old Suri Cruise. Suri is the spawn of megastars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who is often photographed sucking a pacifier (a sure sign of delayed development).
These pictures were brought to my attention yesterday by my Twitter pal Zeralyn. It seems Suri has a sweet tooth for penis shaped gummie bears(!)
I had no clue such x-rated candy existed until Suri zeroed in on the box and started snacking on the peen shaped confections.
I can’t decide if I’m horrified or tickled to death over these pics. But I’ll let Zeralyn tell you more since children are off limits on this blog:
Now I understand that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are Scientologists so their understanding and thinking about raising children are very strange, but really your daughter has bachelorette party favors as a snack?
This is something I expect from Supahead…Teach your daughters to gobble the dick early. But, im going to let this slide only because I pray that they are teaching her the difference in male and female anatomy.
Surely there might be better options, however considering that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s daughter/son is confused maybe a play date isn’t the best option.
I say let her eat the fruit snacks, lets just hope shes able to count them unlike Will and Jada Smith’s youngest Willow..
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Wow….
During her birth it was against their beliefs for Katie or anybody else to make a sound, yet it is okay for her to be practically slapped in the face with a d*ick. Ooookkkaaaayyyy.
Wow……Katie I need you to get out of this situation and get one hell of a lawyer for your sanity and Suri’s because Penis shaped Gummi’s is not cool…..
There’s going to be MANY sad folks on Judgment Day.
But such is the way of Edom.
Dafugg????
Tom Cruise is the Devil and Charlie Sheen is Lucifer
“” For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.”"
Ephesians 5:12
That box belongs to Tom. Katie is crying out for help, and using the baby to do it, poor thing.
Good Morning FAM!!!!
WOW at Kakie giving her daughter Penis gummi’s…
What the…………. clutches pearls
OKIE
IS WRONG WITH KATY??? PENIS GUMMYS U FUKN NASTY!!
My concern is was she in the sex toy store with them and asked for them or did they go to the store and buy them for her?
IDK maybe they sell them in the neighborhood market where they live.
SICK SICK SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ZERALYN HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITH ALL THESE CHILDREN….
I don’t think this is all Tom’s fault.. It’s both parents responsibility
Happy Chocolate Wasted Day (aka St.Patrick’s Day)
Oh MY!!!
What is the world coming to??!
HAPPY ST. PATTY DAY AND CHIT **PINCHES BOOTYS EVERYWERE***
@THETRUTH IS THAT U IN UR GRAVI??
@ Laker no its Savannah King James girl
@THE TRUTH
I SAWWY
Do my eyes deceive me??
Does that box say ‘Penis Gummies’???
Jesus – not Scientology – take the wheel!!
Whaddup Laker
, Bruh, Al 
where can i get a box of those?
@ laker its her twitter pic..lol cute pic tho
@QUEEN BUENOS DIAS
I DON’T THINK IT’S SCIENTOLOGY WILL AND JADA DON’T HAVE THEY KIDS CHEWING REVIEWING OR LICKING ON NO DANG PENIS GUMMYS I SAWWY… 
not that willow has anything to do with it, but since y’all like picking on kids all the time, willow was having trouble with multiplication, not addition, so i think she could count her gummies just fine
And for your info the so-called st.patricks day is PAGAN!!!!
God does not recognize it, and you children of the Most High shouldn’t either!
Morning Candi!!! you would want a box of candy..lol
Yo I was watching Tosh.O yesterday and I saw a party where 6-9 yr old kids were grinding and freaking each other and the messed up thing was it was chaperoned
hey truth
i have a big sweet tooth, i hadn’t even noticed they were penis shaped
Oh lord, Suri’s in training! I think Suri run things in their house lol.
@ Laker
Yeah, but that Scientology got them followers doin some crazy sh.it.
Who knows, Willow might be chewing on a gummy dyck behind closed doors
@QUEEN U RIGTH THO
@CANDI **HANDS U A BOX OF EL DEBARGE PENIS GUMMIES** I GOT U MA GOT U THE EXTRA VALUE ONES TOO :thumsup:
The photos are fake. There was photos on other sites just like this but the candy was not penis shaped.
Morning fam
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!! Training um early huh? Paris Hilton in training 2.
“I had no clue such x-rated candy existed until Suri zeroed in on the box and started snacking on the peen shaped confections.”
Must of never been to an adult novelty store
There are ALOT of different kinds of peen candies.
Seems by the photo Katie is trying to stifle a laugh which suggests to me Suri found these somewhere and asked if she have some.
True story: A week ago my son came home from school with a memory card. He said come boy found it in the locker room and gave it to him. Because my son needed more memory on his PS3, he took it. He brought it to me and asked if he can see if there is anything on it before he wipes it clean. Sure son! He hooks it up and calls me in the room, giggling.
“Mom, she’s got her boobs exposed!”
I’m in the other room studying so I was only half listening but I did get up to see what he was talking about. Before I can get to the TV, this Asian woman is on her back spread eagle about to get pounded by this massively huge Black dude. I’m screaming and unplugging everything. My daughter is asking what is this and my son is laughing hysterically because he saw boobs. After the dust settled, I tried to explain to them what it was but to my surprise, they already knew it was porn.
i also saw on E that it was false. but u know folks like to take rumors and run with them
Wait..
maybe she found them in Katie’s bag, and as a kid she just sees the candy!…since the pics don’t even show the box being open… and Katie has this Aww sh!t look on her face… 
laker u are so good to me! u even got me the life size (9 inches) one that i will cherish always! *nibbles on the tip*
I read on another blog that they were in a restaurant waiting to be seated and the gummy bears were right there at the counter and Suri picked them up. But once Katie noticed what she had, she put them back and did not buy them.
BOO THANG!!!!!!!!!!
@Yvonne
Shidd…I would have!
Morning, folks! :hhug:
@candi ok
I don’t understand Scientiology so I won’t comment on their “religion”.
I don’t see how these photos are faked, they look pretty real to me. Even if the peen gummies weren’t actually in the box, the out side of the box is just as bad.
Queen_City Gem says:
Yeah, but that Scientology got them followers doin some crazy sh.it.
Who knows, Willow might be chewing on a gummy dyck behind closed doors
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Here we go again. I’m so sure Scientology told its followers to buy your 5 year old children penis shaped candy. NOT
All religion has weird followers or followers that do undesirable things, the two are NOT interrelated. That’s just silly.
Who says she is even a true follower, she seems more like a Tom follower to me.
Good Morning All!!!
Popping in for a quick minute. I have got to do some work today!!
Candi
Queen
Yvonne
Cheeks…still waiting on the new gravi
Truth
Anna
AL
Bruh
Laker
Tink
And anyone that snuck in the post while I was typing
A bish is feeling really good from last night!!
Girl have you ever
Had someone take the time
To sex your body
But also sex your min
*mind
Sorry for all the emoticons Sandy!!! Don’t ban me!!
Al-Ameera says:
Queen_City Gem says:
Yeah, but that Scientology got them followers doin some crazy sh.it.
Who knows, Willow might be chewing on a gummy dyck behind closed doors
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Here we go again. I’m so sure Scientology told its followers to buy your 5 year old children penis shaped candy. NOT
All religion has weird followers or followers that do undesirable things, the two are NOT interrelated. That’s just silly.
Who says she is even a true follower, she seems more like a Tom follower to me.
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Chill out…
Hell, SR got some crazy followers…so fukkn what. Don’t nobody really give a damn if Suri chewing on penis’ or not…we just want something new to talk about
hold alex!
u got some last night?
*whispers* a bytch bout to get #dyckwasted this weekend in nyc
*adjusts halo and hits memory eraser switch*
I’ve got my green on today!
LMAO! Your son is a good one for that! Most little boys would have hurried up and pulled the card out and said: “naw, ma- there’s nothing on it.” And ran off happy as hell!
Shidd…I would have!
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Right. I remember when I was like 14-15 at my older cousins house there was somes sounds coming from the living room. My cousins son had pulled up a chair from the kitchen table to the tv and was watching porn (cinamax after dark)…He was 3!
@AL
Free DOS ST Patricks Day Tshirts
@Alex guess you want be Ratchet today…cause your feeling good.
@ Alex
Heeeey
Got it in, I see
**scans Ratchet’s list for my name** Nope, no Peach!!!!
this lady (i call her saddlebags cause of her hips) at work is so festive (she won most festive)
she has on a cardigan with shamrocks on it and a green turtle neck underneath
@ALBoy
Hey Alboy, are you still walking with the Lord, or have you strayed?
@Candi
I’ll never tell
Can you make me a green onesie that fits two in green for St. Paddy’s Day?
*picks up my free DOS St Pattys Day tshirt and the stitches come loose*
dammit
@YVONNE
WERE U STUTERING AND TRIPN OVER UR SELF CUZ I WAS!!!
OK FUNNY BUT NOT TOO FUNNY STORY ABOUT MY STEP DAUGHTER….
SO ME AND THE BABE LAY DOWN LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN SO WE CAN HEAR THE KIDS ( MY SON AND MY STEP DAUGHTER SHE IS 4 HE WAS 3) SO IT GOT REALLY QUIET AND WE HEAR MY STEP DAUGHTER TELL MY SON “COME LAY DOWN ALEX COME HERE” MY SON “NO KEKE LEAVE ME LONE I WATCHING TV” STEP DAUGHTER “SSSHHH JUST COME HERE ALEX” MY SON “NO KEKE LEAVE ME LONE DON’T TOUCH ME” ALL OF A SUDDEN IT GOT LIKE EXTRA QUIET I POKE MY HEAD OUT AND SEE A BIG PILE UNDER THE COVER LIKE TWO KIDS HUMPING WHY MY BABE GOT UP RAN INTO THE ROOM AND STARTED TO SNATCHING KIDS ALL I HEARD WAS “NOOOOOOOOOO DADDY IM SAWWY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!” POP POP POP POP POP!! I GET UP RUNNING MY STEP DAUGHTERS AZZ WAS RED MY SON WAS IN A CORNER CRYINIG SSSCARED AND WHEN I ASK WHAT HAPPEN MY STEP DAUGHTER WAS ON TOP OF MY SON MAKING OUT!!!
BISH GOT HOT AND WAS READY FOR ROUND TWO BUT THEN I CALM DOWN!! AND ASK MY STEP DAUGHTER WHAT HAPPEN WERE DID U SEE THIS “MY MOMMA AND HER BOYFRIEND” AND GET THIS THIS WAS THE SECOND TIME SHE DID THIS WITH A LIL BOY 
@Sassy: He did ask me if I wanted him to return it to the little boy. I told him the card has already been in too many hands. If he got caught giving this back to the little boy or his parents found it and reported him, he would be expelled from school because this violates the County’s code of conducts. Secondly, he will have this on his record through his high school career. I told him I will dispose of it. I found an ashtray and burned it. While it’s burning, my daughter shook her head and said, “Bye lil Asian lady.”
“Most Festive”…? Was that category created just for her…or do yall have all kinds of festive, happy muthafuggas up in there
@Candi nothing wrong with gettin #dyckwasted this weekend
*whispers* twin she was bein nasty last night. nigs don’t come in skipping and singing unless they got busy
I am very amused by this post because this just happened to me. My two year old came out of my bedroom with penis shaped candies. I sell adult toys and do home parties, so she found them in a drawer. After I laughed hysterically, I didnt know what to do. Let her eat them or take them, either way I was going to be a horrible parent. I let her eat them. I figured she didnt know what she was eating so its not like she knew and I didnt want a hollering 2 year old cause mommy took her candy. LOL Ahh well I guess I am going to have my good parent card taken because of that one.
@Twin
*puts in order for all SR members to receive 1 complimentary St. Paddy’s Day onsie*
*Make Alex’s with the cheeks “in”
Paid for by Sandra Rose
CANDIBFLY!!! your halo must be in the cleaners again
I hope these pics were photoshopped.
Cheeks…still waiting on the new gravi
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Hey alex
forgot my logon to the gravi site, I’ll try to work on it this weekend 
Peach
I so sawwy!! I had scrolled up like five times and don’t know how missed all that azz. *Falls upon Peach’s back side and begs for forgiveness*
Have some of my mashed potatoes and biscuit with grape jelly from popeyes!!
I bet 3 things:
1. This is photo shopped, as I’ve been over to Zeralyn’s blog (to study her azz clap technique) and her blog is janky and bootleg and everytime I read anything I read it in my BAPS Halle Berry voice.
2. If she counts as a “friend or source” for SR dot com at least we know why chit keeps getting retracted
3. If that is in fact an actual box of candy (which I will be going by the local sex shop after work to investigate further) then I’m sure she was only holding it for her daddy…
* I just checked the “store” and they do sell these next to the Trey Songs penis shaped nut butter flavored lip gloss…
@truth u hear me?!
bout to be dangling off the balcony of the empire state building nekkid
*in my shyne voice* Take you to the balcony, pick you up
So you can look at the city, while I’m diggin’ ya kitty
I encourage ALL of you to write, speak, email, communicate with your Pastors about the Book of Revelations.
Tell them to preach more about the Book of Revelations and less about paying your so-called tithes ( which they pocket whether you believe it or not )
This is not the time to be ignorant. TELL THEM TO START PREACHING ABOUT THOSE THINGS CONTAINED IN THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS.
@MEPEACHPUZZYCAT
HEY MI AMOR 
@ALEX WHAT IT DO BRUUUUUUUH!!
@CANDI ONLY THE BESSTES FOR U AFE <<AMIGASFOREVA!!
CFREE *claps my hand’s like kevin hart* REAL TALK. my halo is going on sabbatical this weekend
but i will still have my chastity belt
Truth
I make no promises.
@Cheeks
With that extra time I should be expecting the video link as well, right?
@Laker:
Yeah, kids hunching one another is nothing new either…
But yes, I stumped my toe on the corner of the door frame I was trying to get in that room so fast. I was pulling cords out of the TV and PS3 so fast I was out of breath.
Have some of my mashed potatoes and biscuit with grape jelly from popeyes!!
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*grabs a fork* don’t mind if i do. u can keep the grape jelly tho.
@DAWN HEY MAMAS
@ALEX WATCH U SELF!!!
This is a def a hot mess. Auntie sometimes I think you can be over critical but this time right HERE…..*dead*
Penis Gummi Savers…that’s not okay on any continent but funny as HE LL
Makes note to have a harness delivered to Candi’s hotel in NYC since she’ll be dangling from the Empire State Building
@Laker
Where do you think your step daughter learned that freaky stuff from?
All is forgiven @Alex since you brought me Popeyes
@Dawn
**pops Candi’s hand** BACK AWAY FROM MY BISCUITS!!!!!
Redeemed in d house
@Alex
oh BTW good morning everyone….long time no blog
@YVONNE THE FUNNIES PART WAS MY BABE WAS SOOO FUKN MAD AND MY LIL BOY DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE DID WRONG SO HE WAS ALL UP ON MY BABES FACE TALKN BOUT “DE U MAD U WANNA GO WATCH CARS WITH ME” MY BABE “ALEX BRUH GIVE ME SOME TIME U JUST KISSED ON MY LIL GIRL BRUH GET BACK!!”
AND MY SON WAS LIKE “NOOOOO I DINT THATS NASTY SHE KISS ME DEE U WANNA GO PLAY CARS NOW!!” 
LIL MAN GOT TO SECOND BASE AND BABE COULD NOT BELEAVE HIS LIL GIRL WAS FAST!! 
(peeps Therapist’s chest, looks for baby oil)
@peach don’t worry, i’m quite sure since alex and i are bff’s that i have my own plate of hot biscuits waiting *looks pointedly at alex*
Hey free :waving:
Hello Therapist I’m OHoney let me get that for you *rubs oils on your chest* don’t mind me, I won’t be long….
*
Hey PeachPuddin
bout to be dangling off the balcony of the empire state building nekkid
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@Candi I just don’t want to hear about it on the news about a nekkid lady on the balcony… F*** safe inside.
@PEACH SHE SAID SHE SAW HER MAMA AND HER BOYFRIEND IN THEY ROOM MAKING OUT UNDER THE SHEET AND IT’S HE SECOND TIME THEY CATCH HER AZZ DOING THIS
AND THE MAMA WAS LIKE “OH MY GOD **GIGGLES** SHE DID WHAT?? THAT IS SOO FUNNY” OK BISH SECOND TIME WAIT A COUPLE OF YEARS AND IT AINT GON BE SO HEE HEE HAA HA BUT HO3 HO3 
But Yvonne didn’t speak back
After that good consoling I gave you yesterday, you treat me like a one night stand!! 
Yvonne and OHoney yalll tryna say my skin dry or something lls
Yawn…I love how people constantly judge the child rearing of others. Suri has filthy rich, famous, white parents. Regardless of what she wears or what kind of candy she eats, the odds are that she’ll be just fine and her life will be great. However, because of high gas prices I decided to take the light rail to work. I forgot it’s spring break and the train is full of ghetto black teens. What I saw and heard was nothing short of appalling, disgraceful, and embarrassing. All I’m saying is before judging the rich white kid who will grow up in a life of privilege and oppurtunity, and as I said, will probably end of just fine, I gotta ask, how’s your kid turning out??
@Cheeks
With that extra time I should be expecting the video link as well, right?
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See now you asking for too much… lol
@Redeemed
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I attended Bible study last night. My pastor was talking about saved strippers and how its an oxymoron…Then he was like hold up how many of yall are stripping for folk you arent married to and NOT getting paid. The crowd went silent…..
@Yvonne
Your kids are hilarious!
@Cheeks
I’m not surprised. The first time I saw some porn, I was like 6/7 and was trying to switch the VCR tapes so I could watch Barney. I hit “play” and it was people fugging! I didn’t know what it was, but I knew I wasn’t supposed to be watching it. I did though. Until I heard my brother (who was like 17 and babysitting me) come up the stairs, then I snatched that tape out and put it in the drawer so fast that I actually BROKE the balck tape inside of it.
Whew! The sh*t kids get into, I swear.
Of course you have your own Candi *burns rubber getting back to popeyes*
You’re right Laker! Her mother needs to nip it in the bud now while she’s still young. She’ll grow up thinking that mess is cute and wind up in situations she doesn’t want to be in.
*still rubbing you down*
Nope…why you think that?? Turn around sexy, let me get ya back and shoulders…
@YVONNE MY LIL BOY WAS LOST LIKE “WHY U MAD DEE U HUNGRY U MAD AT KEKE FOR GIVING ME KISS KISS I TOLD HER NO!”
THE HOLE TIEM LIL GIRL WAS IN THE CORNER GETN MEAN MUG BY DADDY AND CRYING!!
Hey
@Therapist
Hey Alex!! I’m sorry Pumpkin. Laker and her kids sucked me in (no pun intended)
*burns rubber getting back to popeyes*
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that ain’t right
@Yvonne
So I can give u my info so we can work on this Onyx trip. 
Email me at akenn18
@Anna is that for me or Ratchet either way
back at ya 
@YVONNE NEEDLES TO SAY THEY NO LONGER SLEEP IN THE SAME BED
BUT I THINK SOMETHING IS GOIN ON WITH LIL MAMA SHE ALSO STILL PEES IN THE BED AND SHE 6 NOW 
@Sassy: It is never a dull moment in my house. These kids have both me and their father’s personalities. One day the house can be chaotic, fights breaking out left and right. Then the next there’s a “yo momma” session. It just never ends….
@Candi
They were originally for u but I gave them to Peach so I wouldn’t lose her love. I knew my bff would understand.
Just
at this fluckin post! I’m going to get me some penis gummies later when I get off.
Good Morning….
Ace, SASO , ALEX, LAKER, PEACH, CHEEKS, YVONNE, CFREE, and THERAPIST, and CANDI!!!….If I missed anyone please forgive me
@Alex:
Good Morning SR Familia!!!
I actually read most the comments
Sexy PEOPLE
@Lakes smh on your lil stepdaughter
@ Yvonne
ON TOPIC
YAWN!
Hey Choco
What’s up BruhMan! (negro head nod)
*Ne-Yo’s Telekinesis on repeat*
vjackson says:
Yawn…I love how people constantly judge the child rearing of others. Suri has filthy rich, famous, white parents. Regardless of what she wears or what kind of candy she eats, the odds are that she’ll be just fine and her life will be great. However, because of high gas prices I decided to take the light rail to work. I forgot it’s spring break and the train is full of ghetto black teens. What I saw and heard was nothing short of appalling, disgraceful, and embarrassing. All I’m saying is before judging the rich white kid who will grow up in a life of privilege and oppurtunity, and as I said, will probably end of just fine, I gotta ask, how’s your kid turning out??
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Hey Laker, Alex, Yvonne, Sassy………..
OAN: Redeemed……. did you cash my tithes check? I sent it via paypal…
What’s up Choco!!
@Choco
Fluck the hugs!! 
Hey you sexy mama!!
OWWWWWW GOOOD MORNINNNNGGGG EVERYONE!!!
I feel goooddd Baby I feel good all over
*snaps out of it*
Ummm dont care about this child (not being mean just not my concern) or the candy even if its real or not not shocked
What it do Dawn!!! (chest bump)
@Coco I want some penis pacifiers too…for educational purposes. Only to see if they taste different from the real thing
hey
@My hippie Choco
@BruhMan you missed me but its all good.
@PEACH
SHE STAY WITH HER MOM WE PICK HER UP ON BREAKS AND WEEKNDS AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO SAYING SO I BACK OFF AND LET HER MAMA AND DADDY HANDLE HER SPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO CLOTHES IM KINDA OL SKOOL I GUESS BUT THIS LIL MAMA GOT CURVS BOOTY AND HIPS AT 6 AND HER MAMA BE DRESSING HER IN SKINNY JEANS **BOTTY CRACK OUT 24/7** AND EXTRA TIGHT CLOTHES SO YEAH I NO LIKIE AT ALL BUT 
Morning Bruh!
Hey TheTruth and CFREE!!!
Hey Choco!
*Waits for my personal shoutout from YOU*
I WOULD SAY that my Concern & Interest for YT Hollyweird Celebrities parenting priorities is right down there WITH Blowing BOOGERS IN A TISSUE (Real…)
And is @Redeemed777 BACK In ACTION… WHADDUP THOUGH
GOOD Morning Everybody !!!
hey bruhman
Hey Harlem, good nite eh?
Sandra oughta be Child Protective Services cause she always worried bout one of deez niggas doin wit they child.
Morning Choco & Dawn!
What’s popping? This topic sux so I’m going to go online shopping. Need some fly azz clothes for start of Spring! I LOVE ahot azz dress/skirt!
yvonne79 says:
What’s up BruhMan! (negro head nod)
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Negro as in “the massa is a comin meet me down by da river head nod” or negro on the corner slanging rocks head nod?
@CHEEKS
Good morning pretty lady.
**kisses hand**
I did shout you out
:runs back to go look*
BOOSKI!!!!
& 
@Lakes
I mean dressing a young child so provocatively and the young child has seen her mom having sex should someone be concerned about her living environment?
Is her momma allowing her daughter to be harmed
@Alex
Peachpussycat says:
@Coco I want some penis pacifiers too…for educational purposes. Only to see if they taste different from the real thing
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i’m sure they must be more “sweet”
@Peach
“I got fiveeee on it….” (a nickel, I mean.)
@Peach
Do you buy your books used? I know I used to
*slides down bruhman’s face and lands on his lap* morning
@COUGAR
YUP AND HER MAMA GET MAD WHEN I BUY HER CLOTHES AND THEY NOW HER TASTE IM SAWWY BUT SHE WILL NOT BE SHOWING HER GOODIES AT THIS AGE MY MAMA SAW MY STEP DAUGHTER WITH SOME SKIN TIGHT JEANS AND GOT STRAIGHT ON MY AZZ 
“WHAT THE FUK IS SHE WEARING AND WHAT THE FUK IS WRONG WITH U GO GET THIS GIRL SOME FUKN CLOTHES YOUND FUKEN MOMS I TELL U I SLAP U IF I SEE HER LIKE THIS AGAIN!!” ME “BUT MAMA ITS HER MAMA THAT SEND HER LIKE THIS I JUST PICKED HER UP!!” 
MY MOMMA “YOU BETA NEVA DRESS ANAYA LIEK THIS I SWEAR U GON GET UR 23 YEAR OLD AZZ BEAT!! I LOVE MY MAMMI 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Sandra oughta be Child Protective Services cause she always worried bout one of deez niggas doin wit they child
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Nope, it depends on the child and the parent… you know “some” outta wed lock I mean some kids and parents will get a post BUT the comments are turned off…
@Yall
That was not for you
So, I’m still waiting
@peach eventually i stopped buying books
paying $150 for a book, sell it back and get $2
CFREE yea it was a great night someone put me in a great mood and thats all I gots to say about that
@LAKER
THAT’S where “fast-azzed” girls start.
Hoes are created, not born.
And I will be sooo glad when this world comes to an end so all the people salivating for it will be satisfied.
Oh, and good morning and chit.
Peachpussycat says:
My books for next quarter will be $613 So if you wanna donate to the fund just let me know
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I rent ALL mine… chegg dot com
Dawn says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Sandra oughta be Child Protective Services cause she always worried bout one of deez niggas doin wit they child
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Nope, it depends on the child and the parent… you know “some” outta wed lock I mean some kids and parents will get a post BUT the comments are turned off…
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*cough* Monica *cough* Brown
Hey Cocoa!!
*Sends Peach $6.18 via paypal*
@SASSY, i just got 3 dresses for $100 Arden B.com
a bish was hella excited as there dresses tend to be a lil pricey
@LAkeS it always takes me extra long to read your comment. I’m like…what that is
I lubs you for that tho
@BIG PAPA!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
CHIT IS THAT BIG PAPA I MISSED U FUKA I MISSED U SOOOO FUKN MUCH 
***HOPS IN UR ARMS AND HOLDS ON LIKE A BABY BEAR** ONLY U HOLD MY PUZAZAY ON LOCK I TELL U 
ALEX
hey hun
@Candi/Peach
Me too. The last couple of semesters in undergrad, I didn’t buy any books. I borrowed them lont term from the public library, borrowed from friends who had the class previously or just straight did without it.
I still passed.
@Harlem, Nuff Said
@Peach
I’ve used campusbookrentals dot com
They have alot of books. There was only one time that they didn’t have what I needed. & you can rent for 3 wk, 15 wks whatever.
@Lakes
That’s a damn shame REAL MY guess unfortunately is that this lil girl could’ve been molested already.
@CHOCO I TRIED TO TAKE HER BUT HER MAMA SAID NO SHE IS HARDLY AROUDN SO LIL MAMA STAY WITH GRANNY ALOT THEN WEN SHE IS WITH HER SHE GOT HER BOYFRIEND SO I THINK LIL MAMA NEEDS MORE ATTENTION BUT BABYMAMA WON’T LET ME STEP IN SO I BAcKED OFF I DON’T MIND TAKING HER SPECIALY SINCE I LOVE HER LIKE ONE OF MY OWN BUT ITS IN THE MAMAS HANDS U KNOW
@C.Free
How the hell did you do that? They still having a sale?!
*runs to Arden B. site*
Not too happy about just a kiss. I’m trying to get mind
again.
@Cheeks
I’m not surprised. The first time I saw some porn, I was like 6/7 and was trying to switch the VCR tapes so I could watch Barney. I hit “play” and it was people fugging! I didn’t know what it was, but I knew I wasn’t supposed to be watching it. I did though. Until I heard my brother (who was like 17 and babysitting me) come up the stairs, then I snatched that tape out and put it in the drawer so fast that I actually BROKE the balck tape inside of it
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I remember seeing a porno on accident when I was like 5 and feeling weird and confused. The when I was like 9 I was over one of my friends house. It was like 4 of us ranging from 9-10 years old. The girls house we ere over had all the premium channels and stuff and I remember her making her little sister go to her room. Then she was like ok yall its time. The dimmed the lighs and BAM! Red Shoe Diaries was on the screen. I was out the loop because apparently this was all planned and I was like “da hail”. Needless to say my crew was fast, talking bout that they are gonna do when they get a man and how the show was a good example. I ended up falling asleep because I was tramatized and the next thing I remember hearing was someones momma screaming “What are yall watching” (she had came thru the side door instead of the back door and surprised us). I did not get in trouble tho because I was curled up beside the couch asleep. Her mom was like “C’mon baby its time to go home”. I was the innocent one
…Oh how times have changed lol.
@CFREE
YYYYYYYYYYYY you know Im going to have a look and be lured into purchasing do their dresses fit true to size.
@Still
Every little bit helps…
@Choco Some are used, some are new
@Candi, I know! I’m going to sell my books for this past quarter back to the school today. I paid $300. I bet I will only get $60
@Dawn Rent books? Never heard of that but I definitely need to look into that. Thanks
@Ratchet Thanks hun
YOU DA BEST!
Oh you didnt know you can get it whenever you want, you should never have to ask hun
here my love
@CHOCO
I HAD HER CHECK WHEN ME AND THE BOO FIRST MOVED IN TOGETHER SHE WAS PEEING ALOT AND ACTING LIKE SHE JUST NEEDED SOO MUCH ATTENTION WICH REMINDED ME OF ME BAK THEN U KNOW AND AGAIN WHEN SHE GOT CAUGHT KISSING ON LIL ALEX THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BUT THATNK GOD NO
i saw my first porn at age 11, i was like
then in middle/high school my dad would try to hide his porn but i found it. it was so hard to rewind the vcr to the exact spot. tried to write down the exact minute it was on.
@Alex
You have been after every female on here lately
Good Morning Alex
and everyone else!
@Elove: Hey what’s up boo?
@Dawn: a negro on the corner slanging rocks head nod
@DAWN
“Sandra oughta be Child Protective Services cause she always worried bout one of deez niggas doin wit they child
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Nope, it depends on the child and the parent… you know “some” outta wed lock I mean some kids and parents will get a post BUT the comments are turned off…”
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Yeah… apparently Auntie worried bout certain candy but having weapons, ecstacy and “Hoopz” in your household ain’t nuthin to be concerned about.
running to
Arden B.com thanks @CFREE
Hey man
@Lakes
Way to go hun 
Hey Cocoa and ELOVE
where’d she get the peen candy from? if they come in sour, she may be on to something…
@OHONE
U ACCEPT ME AND ALL MY FLAWS!! 
@choco
Hell naw they dont! you know they don’t fit true! I love Arden B’s stuff but now…their clothes are “junior” sizes, so beware.
Whats up Yall?
@ Redeemed Yeah I stray sometimes but I find my way back. You been alright?
then in middle/high school my dad would try to hide his porn but i found it. it was so hard to rewind the vcr to the exact spot. tried to write down the exact minute it was on.
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U too? There wasnt any porn at my house growning up or it was hidden really well. I used to watch the soft-porn sex scenes in movies. I found that they were usuly 30-45 minutes into any given movie. I watched the one in Boyz n da Hood SEVERAL times lol.
look if they schedule anymore meetings around lunchtime on bbq quesadilla day i swear i won’t attend
*scowls and gets ready to not pay attn in this meeting*
@KINGSTON U RATCHET 100% WELCOME TO THE DAR SIDE U PURRTY BISH!!
IF I CAN STOP IT I WILL AND ANOTHER THING THAT MADE ME TAKE HER WAS HER UNDERWEAR LETS JUST SAY SHE NEEDED NEW UNDER WEAR 
AND MAMA LOOKIN FLY AS FUK!! #BEINGAMAMAISJOBUNOHO3CHITISSECOND
SOUR THO SUCK ON THE CHIT!!
@CHOCO I DON’T PLAY WITH THAT CHIT AT ALL
candibfly says:
i saw my first porn at age 11, i was like
then in middle/high school my dad would try to hide his porn but i found it. it was so hard to rewind the vcr to the exact spot. tried to write down the exact minute it was on.
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I thought I was the only one who used to do that!
I found my mama’s porn again around age 12 “Midori’s Secret.” Good times me and that vid. I watched that so much I think I meesed the tape up, AGAIN, because at certain parts it started getting that “snow” on the screen. 
CANDI
I would write down the min and sec to the tape too so I wont get caught
@cheeks we didn’t have fancy cable channels and nothing would come in even close to clear for me to see anything :-/
i guess that’s why my dad rented the porn
he was horrible at hiding it too
@Bru Man #34
I saw that video too!! Kids from 6 to 16 it looked like! I had to turn it off because i felt like i was watching child porn.Were they in Cuba or something? (they appeared to be black but were playing Latin music…
i think the first one i ever saw was called ‘daddy’s little girl’
i don’t remember the name but it looked like some 70s porn, they were doin it in the bathroom of a bar, outside in nature, then it was 2 chicks on the couch, i was like what is this
*rewind*
@cheeks we didn’t have fancy cable channels and nothing would come in even close to clear for me to see anything :-/
i guess that’s why my dad rented the porn he was horrible at hiding it too
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Left it in the vcr didnt he….
@CANDI MY FIRST PORN LOOK LIKE FROM THE 70′S TOO HAIRY AS FUK IT WAS SOO COCHINO
@cheeks lol no, but it would be in obvious places like his briefcase (the ones where u had to scroll to the right numbers on the lock to open it, we knew the code) and once it was on top of an entertainment center where u could see the tape when u walked down the stairs
i just searched his closet and found em
nydiva4u says:
The photos are fake. There was photos on other sites just like this but the candy was not penis shaped.
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That’s what I was going to say but then I thought Katie had went crazy. What in the pedophilia-hell was someone thinking to photoshop that picture onto a child?! I hope whoever did it gets arrested for child porn because that’s what it seems to to be.
@Choco
I’m not after everyone. Some things are just harmless flirting. My boos know who they are. And I can’t help it that everyone likes me. Don’t ack like you don’t know what it is!! I had you at hello!!
@Lakes good thing the lil girl has you in here life…
@Sassy
I actually wear jr sizes
Mmmmhmmm
@choco
I do too (I’m a size 7), but I thought maybe you were asking if they were REAL women sizes. Just wanted to prepare you just in case you tried on a normal 4 and discovered you needed an 8 or something, so you wouldn’t be like: “WTH?!” LOL!
I went to the ArdenB website
and they have cute clothes but…but…I told my boo I was done shopping for the month of March and I have to keep my word 
ON topic: So they’re teaching her to suck on dyck cause it taste good as a toddler????
@Alboy
That’s good! Never let the cares of this world steer you away too much.
@Elove
You still walking in His Commandments Elove?
@cheeks8683….it’s the truth, folks need to get it together.
@CFREE
You still walking in the light of Christ in thoughts and action?
Jesus help. SMDH.
@Candi
At you trying to write down the exact minute that the video was on… 
How did those films make you feel???
Those gummi dycks will be a great gift got my mother-in-law
#Easteriscoming
@cheeks lol no, but it would be in obvious places like his briefcase (the ones where u had to scroll to the right numbers on the lock to open it, we knew the code) and once it was on top of an entertainment center where u could see the tape when u walked down the stairs
i just searched his closet and found em
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for not got*
Good Morning, Choco, The Truth, Redeemed, Phro, Kei
@ Candi
in the 
in 5
Cheeks8683 says:only women do that private-eye stuff. I was over my sisters house and I knew she hada stash. I finally found a dvd in an old file box in the back of a closet hidden under shoe boxes in a brown mail envelope
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Dayum shame on her for leaving that kind of stuff just laying around
@Sassy
Fortunately their sizes are S M L – I can get a way with a L
@Bruh
Heyyy boo!
@Bruh What it do
<–Headnod
@OHoney
I had watched one one and didn’t turn it off after I was finished, I just switched the input to tv. Later on my kids came over and asked to play the game while I was in the kitchen cooking and had forgotten all about it. I was reminded by a chorus of ewwwwwwwws….
Dayum shame on her for leaving that kind of stuff just laying around
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@BruhMan Good Morning to you
@Awesome
What’d you tell them it was???
@Truth What it do?!
Good Morning Lovely People,
I just know someone is going to try to justify this utter foolishness.
Side note: I think she since she has married Tom she is aging badly. I don’t think a man should really age you like that. IJS
I am now convinced more than ever that Suri is a clone. She is a full grown adult in a child’s body. The Scientologist have played with cloning and Suri is the proof. (LOL)
They knew already. Kinda. After I switched it over to the game the vid was NMFF. I think most kids have seen their parents have sex before. I’ve had sex with my kids in the bed when they were infants.
@ Phrozen I’m in one of your mood… ready to go home
@Truth Posse out???
@Awesome
at “NMFF” and ummm ninja if they were infants they didn’t know that then 
<—-Never saw or heard my mother do it,but I have an 11 y/o brother. I assumed she got prego from kissin since my mother is a LADY!
What yall talkin bout in here Kesha is built like a Porto Potty
@BruhMan5th Flr
How is your Bible reading going? Stay on the path to righteousness cause the time is short.
Kesha is built like a Transformer..
Kesha is built like a 12 pack of Charmin
Kesha is built like a Scion truck…..
wowsers
@Phro & @ Awesome
SMH…what is really goin on???
Good Afternoon Kei, Choco, Phro , Sassy
she was getting those for her daddy.
Photoshop.