Yesterday, pop singer Rihanna excitedly retweeted a message from a rabid follower who announced that her Minneapolis show had sold out in just 68 minutes. The apparent sell out comes after reports surfaced that Rihanna's U.S. concert dates were selling slowly. Too bad Rihanna didn't check with the Target Center in Minneapolis before posting that tweet.

According to the arena's website, tons of tickets are still available for Rihanna's June 16th concert with featured guest, Cee Lo Green. Now Rihanna is looking pretty dumb... again.

And, oh, by the way, a loyal reader just sent this...

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Kitty

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    :dead:

  • Zephyr1979

    :dead: @ kitty :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    :lol:

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    LMMFAO!!!!! This is really sad... so hilariously sad... :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    The pic is humorous!

  • LilMissRed

    LOL! funny

  • vero

    :dead:

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    Dag... Sade' tickets cost more than Rih Rih??? Sade' joints sellin for like $225.... :shrug:

  • Eb

    :dead: at the kitty kat

  • aqtpie

    :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Nola

    Sade's tix SHOULD cost more than Rihanna's! Sade has TALENT. Rihanna has a fly WARDROBE.

    Hell- and $225 ain't bad for Sade.' I paid $290 in 07 for Beyonce tix.

  • Anna

    Nola_D says:

    Dag… Sade’ tickets cost more than Rih Rih??? Sade’ joints sellin for like $225….
    ~~
    As they should.

  • candibfly

    i would expect sade (rightfully so) tickets to cost more than rihanna

  • StillASassyOne

    Speaking of tix- anybody know what Prince tix are going for? Or should I just faint now?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    :lol: @ Humorous :no:

  • candibfly

    and i was over here crying bout $80 for sade tickets (i ain't buy em) #recessionmynig :ashamed:

  • DeliciousOne

    #Reaching!

    She just retweeted...and didn't actually confirm anything. Nothing wrong or shameful in bigging up Minneapolis is there?

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    @ Anna... LOL... my bad... ur right...

  • Anna

    StillASassyOne says:

    Speaking of tix- anybody know what Prince tix are going for? Or should I just faint now?

    ~~~~~~~
    You can faint now, but you'll miss a great show. LOL. He never disappoints, and well worth the price.

  • annabraa

    Watching that cat for 75 minutes would be more entertaining than any show Rihanna could ever put on.

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    @ Anna and candibfly... LOL... my bad... u guys are right... :ashamed:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ renegadesince1985

    :rofl: Meeeooowww!!!!

  • http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

    candibfly says:

    and i was over here crying bout $80 for sade tickets (i ain’t buy em) #recessionmynig :ashamed:
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    Shooooot! I wish someone would sell some for $80! I'd be in that bizzznich!

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    i think they were nose bleeds (which i'm fine with) and i think it was also a pre-sale (i get emails sometimes) but i'm so indecisivie and frugal at times, i just couldn't part with my lil $80 (plus all them other fees they add on) at the time :crying:

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    I just checked myself. Damn, that embarrassing. She still has over a month to sell tickets, but the fact that she said they were sold out already without checking makes her look stupid.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    LMFAOOOOO...Im sure this woman aint selling out no concerts. But Im feeling Cee-lo's album

  • jazi65

    love me some rih rih but.........

    clutches the girl and falls out :dead: from laughing @ that cat.

  • ValerieB1

    Cant Stand Rhianna..

  • MzDetermined

    :kona:

  • Anna

    Bird says:

    I just checked myself. Damn, that embarrassing. She still has over a month to sell tickets, but the fact that she said they were sold out already without checking makes her look stupid.

    ~~~~~~~

    She should have ppl sending emails and calling w/numbers every hr. on the hr. about her sales.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Bird says:

    I just checked myself. Damn, that embarrassing. She still has over a month to sell tickets, but the fact that she said they were sold out already without checking makes her look stupid.
    __________________________________________________________________

    Agreed

  • Daisy

    :rofl: and I like RiRi but that was funny somebody on another site said the venue holds 13-18k ppl depending on how they set it up. RiRi has better concert sales overseas and that's ok I love her music all the same.

    MEOW

    SN I want to see Sade love her

  • free

    lord that cat is priceless!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    :offtopic:
    have you ever been attracted to someone and knew that you wanted break them off bt after a short convo you knew the sex would be horrible????
    Maybe that's just me

  • StillASassyOne

    @Anna

    Just looked up Prince tickets, as long as i'm not sitting in the "Purple Cirlce," I can afford it! LOL!

    I can't find any concert dates nearest me except for in SC tomorrow....and I cant drive from MD to SC tonight and back tomorrow night for work. :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Cee-Lo would have been better off doing a solo concert. :coffee:

    :whistle:
    F you and F her too
    If I was richer I'd still be wit ya
    Now ain't that some shyt
    Ain't that some shyt

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    StillASassyOne says:

    Speaking of tix- anybody know what Prince tix are going for? Or should I just faint now?
    ****************************

    Sister-in-law saw him last week and said her side stage ticket cost $150. She said he was worth every penny.

  • http://MSN Martinigal

    Nola_D
    Dag… Sade’ tickets cost more than Rih Rih??? Sade’ joints sellin for like $225….

    **********************

    It's expeced. Thats talent and still going stron!

  • KweenKish11

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • StillASassyOne

    @Bird

    Yeah- I just looked. I think I missed the date nearest me though. I can get the lower level side stage tickets for $135, but it would be at the coliseum in SC....on tomorrow.

    And I'm in MD... boo!! :wail:

  • http://MSN Martinigal

    *strong

    :rofl: I can't control myself... that red lace front on miss kitty is a hot mess!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    annabraa says:

    Watching that cat for 75 minutes would be more entertaining than any show Rihanna could ever put on.
    _________________

    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    maybe jet blue has some $20 tickets to SC? :-/

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Bird says:

    I just checked myself. Damn, that embarrassing. She still has over a month to sell tickets, but the fact that she said they were sold out already without checking makes her look stupid.
    ___________________

    We finally agree on something. :yes:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:

    :offtopic:
    have you ever been attracted to someone and knew that you wanted break them off bt after a short convo you knew the sex would be horrible????
    Maybe that's just me
    __________________

    There's no way you can tell from a brief conversation how good their sex game is unless they come out and admit they suck.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    annabraa says:

    Watching that cat for 75 minutes would be more entertaining than any show Rihanna could ever put on.
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    lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    :shocked:

    Bird how's your brother?
    Is he lonely????

  • yallcrazy

    @Twin, Yo u sonned me & left...

    Sade is worth it! No hoopla, just good music. Treat yourself to a gift yo.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    i hadnt had that happen Luscious, but Ive met some beautiful women with horrible breathe. smh

  • candibfly

    @twin

    nah b it ain't eem like that. *shines up my 'i love ny' pin* i went to the microwave to heat up my enchiladas. been waitin to eat them jawns all day. real talk yo.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Brown

    YES!! I've had that experience! You think he could probably throw down, then 5 minutes into the convo, you realize he's a cornball who probably doesn't even know his penis from a pocket protector.

    It's a real disappointing feeling, isn't it?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Sandra I disagree
    I've had brief convos and usually if they're quick to tell you how they'll make you feel etc then that's usally a sign they're tryna pump themselves up

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Brown how could you tell by a convo that the sex wouldn't be good?

    (and lets remember this is a family oriented blog site...lmfaooooooooo...i love sandra)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    "have you ever been attracted to someone and knew that you wanted break them off bt after a short convo you knew the sex would be horrible????
    Maybe that’s just me"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    What'd I say wrong? :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Sassy then God forbid they call you and try to talk sexy!!!!!

    MAJOR FAIL

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    @Brown how could you tell by a convo that the sex wouldn’t be good?

    (and lets remember this is a family oriented blog site…lmfaooooooooo…i love sandra)
    __________________

    :rofl:

  • candibfly

    what's more disappointing (and i'm just guessing here) is when u get the feeling by talkin to them that they can put it down...and they DON'T

    O:-) <-------my halo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Rihanna is a better singer than Sade!

    All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It's quite depressing. Why did she "come back" anyway? :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    me: Oh wait, you hear that, my phone is bout to go dead, dayum!

  • chibytex

    Unless Rhianna does something drastic with her career, I think she's gonna slowly fade into obliviation.....If you cant tour, you have no career....

    Its sad that after 5 albums and countless of singles and hooks that she cant headline a tour...

    Jay-Z some where along the lines, you went wrong...

  • StillASassyOne

    @Brown

    I've had that happen before. Talking about how I just need to be "piped right" and how they could make me climb walls and sh*t, and all this other crap.... I tried their pipe and it was sooooooooooooooooooooo wack. I can't even describe the words to tell you the wackness of it. I just can say that as soon as it was over- I made up some lie about where I had to go so they would get out.

    SMH...... After that- I only follow my instincts. Dudes that NEVER comment on their peens can usually slay a dragon with a butter knife!! LAWD!!

  • Eb

    What?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? :rofl:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ Man

    Did you just say Rihanna is better singer than Sade???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    suspect: I'll just call you back on your other phone what's the bumber?

    me: that phone is dead too

  • chibytex

    All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
    ____________________________________________________
    You cant be serious....

    ALL of Sade's albums go hard...Her voice is like laying on a beach watching the waves and drinking a margarita....

    Rhianna's voice is like listening to a billy goat stangle a cat....

  • chibytex

    *strangle

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    Luscious you aint right lol

  • yallcrazy

    *sends Man all of Sade's cds to he can re-hear & stop spreading foolishness*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi

    Yes- that is disappointing as well. That happened with my 7-min guy. I thought he was going to *Grandma Klump voice* "WHOOOO!!! Make my head blow off!"

    That negro couldn't blow out birthday candles. I almost cried, I was so mad.

  • yallcrazy

    @chyby :cosign:

    strangle or stangle, that jawn still don't sound better than Sade!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    On1 If i know the sex is gonna be wack then I'm not gonna even allow them to waste my time with a phone bone!

    While you're failin at tryna phone bone I could be gettin myself off without you

  • Daisy

    OMG somebody stop Sandra :rofl: I CAN'T I was half way sleep but this woke me up

  • chibytex

    *sends Man all of Sade’s cds to he can re-hear & stop spreading foolishness*
    __________________________________________________
    Basically!!!
    These kids this days

    :shurg:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Brown
    I’ve had that happen before. Talking about how I just need to be “piped right” and how they could make me climb walls and sh*t, and all this other crap…. I tried their pipe and it was sooooooooooooooooooooo wack. I can’t even describe the words to tell you the wackness of it. I just can say that as soon as it was over- I made up some lie about where I had to go so they would get out.
    SMH…… After that- I only follow my instincts. Dudes that NEVER comment on their peens can usually slay a dragon with a butter knife!! LAWD!!
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Hey , I talk about my log every now and then....lmfaooooo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHI
    "All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
    ____________________________________________________
    You cant be serious….

    ALL of Sade’s albums go hard…Her voice is like laying on a beach watching the waves and drinking a margarita….

    Rhianna’s voice is like listening to a billy goat stangle a cat…."
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Please. Sade's music should come with "Zoloft" or something. Ain't that much pain and despair in the world for that woman to be crying and moaning and groaning that much. :no:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    A SCORN WOMAN :rofl: U CWAZY AUNTIE!!! AND :dead: AT THE KITTY WIG LOOK BETTER THAN RIRI LACE :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    ON1
    there's nothin worse than that awkward silence when he just thinks he's said somethin to turn you on and he hasn't!

  • chibytex

    chyby

    strangle or stangle, that jawn still don’t sound better than Sade!
    ___________________________________________
    Sade, Prince, and Beyonce are the only 3 people on this earth I'd pay big money to see....

    All three PURE talent....

    I dont see how Rhianna could even think that people would pay over $50 to see her...she has to KNOW that her voice is medicore at best and dancing sux ass....She got the wrong people around her....

  • yallcrazy

    @Man, you need love.

    *cues LL's I need love*

  • iscream

    Sandra Rose said

    Mr.BluPhi says:
    ….Sandra that is dude in that pic……
    _________________
    That is not a dude. But I can see how you would be confused.
    ***************************************************************8
    :rofl: woooooowwwww In my Flavor Flav voice... :ido:

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl: at the NY 80's and 90's lingo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    I like Sade I have listned to burned all her albums :coffee:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Blu
    A off-the cuff joke every now and then is okay, but some dudes wil swear you up and down that their pipe packs more heat than Darth Vader's light saber!

    And they be lying like sh*t.... :coffee:

    I am the WORST lay to be with if you suck. I don't even TRY to act like I'm enjoying it. Will be totally quiet, rolling my eyes at you, *sigh-ing*, yawning, picking up my phone and some more stuff. If you're wack- you will KNOW it with me.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    that's like askin "Whose p____ is that" and you haven't even put in work yet!

    Sorry yall I'm just ventin

  • yallcrazy

    @Brown, & don't even try dating with one of these young cats, texting gone wrong!

    Trying to turn you on. #fail

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    theres nothin worse than a woman that doesnt know what shes doing, or better yet is too "cute" to get it in.

  • candibfly

    harlem its all we know :crying:

  • chibytex

    Please. Sade’s music should come with “Zoloft” or something. Ain’t that much pain and despair in the world for that woman to be crying and moaning and groaning that much.
    ____________________________________________
    Not all of Sade's music is sad...I had some real good :hump: with Sade in the background....

    Sex was all intimate and chit....

    Man, stop :hump: bustdowns like Rhianna and you'll understand one day!!!!

  • candibfly

    @twin yo kid, its mad crazy over here today

    someone stop me :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Yo Harlem, b we ran out of words! :rofl: & now you say 80s and 90s, soooo, we're missing a whole lot!!!

  • chibytex

    yallcrazy says:

    @Man, you need love.

    *cues LL’s I need love*
    _____________________________________________
    :cosign:

  • yallcrazy

    Don't stop b :rofl:

    Did that jawn fill you up? :rofl:

    @on1, you should upgrade :rofl:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Blu
    A off-the cuff joke every now and then is okay, but some dudes wil swear you up and down that their pipe packs more heat than Darth Vader’s light saber!
    And they be lying like sh*t….
    I am the WORST lay to be with if you suck. I don’t even TRY to act like I’m enjoying it. Will be totally quiet, rolling my eyes at you, *sigh-ing*, yawning, picking up my phone and some more stuff. If you’re wack- you will KNOW it with me.
    ________________________________________________________________________

    lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn.

  • yallcrazy

    I'll return to this jawn later Twin!

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: at that Cat!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    :lol: @ 80 90 slang I watched New Jersey Drive this weekend :lol:

  • chibytex

    A off-the cuff joke every now and then is okay, but some dudes wil swear you up and down that their pipe packs more heat than Darth Vader’s light saber!
    And they be lying like sh*t….
    I am the WORST lay to be with if you suck. I don’t even TRY to act like I’m enjoying it. Will be totally quiet, rolling my eyes at you, *sigh-ing*, yawning, picking up my phone and some more stuff. If you’re wack- you will KNOW it with me.
    ____________________________________________
    fukk his pride huh????? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @ON1
    "theres nothin worse than a woman that doesnt know what shes doing, or better yet is too “cute” to get it in."
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    NIGGA! The "Halle Berry Complex." I can't stand hoes like that. You gotta slap 'em in the face with the dyck.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    see thats that problem yall women are just on ur back putting w no effort..dont like changing positions and sh!t.

  • anti-PC

    Who on the good Lord's green earth would pay actually money to hear this girl sing??

    Walk down a runway? Sure.

    Sing? Uh uh....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHIB
    "Not all of Sade’s music is sad…I had some real good with Sade in the background….

    Sex was all intimate and chit….

    Man, stop bustdowns like Rhianna and you’ll understand one day!!!!"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    How could you :hump: with a woman crying and grieving in the background? :shrugs:

  • candibfly

    can u stop generalizing? thanks

  • MissHarlem

    CANDI & YALL you guys are killin me softly over here :rofl: if you only knew how you sound :rofl: it is making my day though so carry on

  • Daisy

    I wouldn't pay to see Bey pop her coochie all night but I wld love to see DC

    I love Sade but all my friends think she is boring/sad and depressing

    Riri may sound like a goat but her unique style/tone has helped make her a star and have hawt singles!

    @sandra you need to go to timeout :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    :whistle:
    I need an around the way girl
    That's the one for me

  • MissHarlem

    HEY ALBOY :yahoo:

    PHRO :hug: hey babes

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @candi so u fancy now yo???
    @bluebish u and ur twin went to NYC and got all kinds of fancy huh?? :lol:
    @on1 some bishes act like that wen they really not into dude and just had to bust one quick... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Sassy I've had to stop someone right in the midst because if you're not doin anything for me don't think you bout to gets yours regardless!

  • MissHarlem

    :rolleyes: @ ALEX

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    What is this topic? Rihanna or MAN screwing Sade in his head :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    "I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless!"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    That's just hateful and spiteful right there.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    nah, she just dont know what the fluck shes doing is all. Why suck d just because? or anything for trhe sake of doing it....layin down with any and everybody to get a nut.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    It should be a battle, if I dont walk/limp away with scars then it was a waste of my time and yours!

  • chibytex

    @ Man have even listened to her songs?
    By Your Side
    Kiss of Life
    Love is Stronger Than Pride
    Paradise
    No Ordinary Love
    Smooth Operator
    Sweetest Taboo

    Boy you could make plenty of facials listening to Sade....you just gotta know what you are doing and have the right WOMAN.....not little girl....

  • StillASassyOne

    @Blu & Chiby
    Yep- fukk his pride if I can't get mine.

    @Brown
    LMAO! I've stopped somebody a couple of times. But it's almost annoying because when you tell them WHY you stopped them, they start trying to promise they can do it better. And by that time, you're like: "I don't want you to try to do it better. I just want you to put your clothes on, pass me my vibrator, and lock the door behind you." :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    **sidenote**
    I love it when a woman talks chit.
    :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ON1 WELL U THE ONE COMPLAINING SO SOUNDS LIKE U GET ALOT OF THESE CHICKS THAT JUST WANT TO LAY ON THEY BACK NO WORK ......SOUNDS LIKE U MIGHT BE THE PROBLOMO!! MAYBE LOOK FOR DATES OR AZZ OUTSIDE OF BLACKPLANET OR MYSPACE :grin: #LAKERDYNASTY!! :champ:

  • candibfly

    laker, on the real b, what u talm bout?!

    *slips a few pesos in laker's dora boy shorts*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    Miss H how you baby? I was just about to ask you had we broken up? Havnt discussed any PTI with you in a min :coffee:

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    here laker go...lol

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:

    Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless!
    _________________

    Wow. Could his poor performance in bed have anything to do with the tremendous amount of pressure you put on him beforehand?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHI
    " have even listened to her songs?
    By Your Side
    Kiss of Life
    Love is Stronger Than Pride
    Paradise
    No Ordinary Love
    Smooth Operator
    Sweetest Taboo

    Boy you could make plenty of facials listening to Sade….you just gotta know what you are doing and have the right WOMAN…..not little girl…."
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Yes, all those "songs" listed are just one continuous moan. :shrugs:
    I'm more likely to distribute facials to some old school romantic chit like Marvin Gaye, Too Short or Teddy P.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @You
    Obviously u didn't see my response in the other post bc u would be acking like that. *neck roll*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @On1
    I don't know the type of women you :hump: but Im very interactive and compliant - I just day lay on my back - and if Im not into you - you won't be anywhere near my chocha :coffee:

    OFF TOPIC I just joined Planet Fitness for $10.00 a month - anyone else heard of them?

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man

    "NIGGA! The “Halle Berry Complex.” I can’t stand hoes like that. You gotta slap ‘em in the face with the dyck."

    ---------------------------------
    :lol: I've been slapped with a penis a few times before. :rofl:

    Dunno why I always find it so funny!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    ON1 perhaps you could get introduced to my fruuit roll up trick later :coffee:

    Sassy it just embarrasses them when they tryna explain!
    "See the deal is that I hurt myslef playin ball"
    Niccah if you knew you were hurt then you should have rescheduled!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @candi QUE??? bish stop u know i can bearly spell now u talkn to me in a whole notha language :wail: <<a.m facial
    @on1 :grin:

  • MissHarlem

    ALBOY no we havent broken up I cant live without PTI :coffee:

  • chibytex

    Riri may sound like a goat but her unique style/tone has helped make her a star and have hawt singles!
    _________________________________________________
    Too bad all that those singles arent enough to sell concert tix...

    We can look at her on tv and on the internet....but payin HER to hear her sing is another story....buying her cd is also another...nothing wrong with paying the record company that helped "craft" her sound...Im sure she uses a lot of techs to get that radio sound.....they need their moeny too.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless
    ____________________________________________________________________

    See this is when it becomes rape...because blue balls aint no joke, so Im gettin mines. lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I kid, I kid

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    My aunt & 2 cousins belong to them. Open 24/7, right?

    They're cool, but they're a "no frills" gym. I need a pool, and a sauna and stuff. That's why I stick with my Ballys.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO BAM BAM BAM!!!! HOT BISH!! :kiss: HAVE I TOLD U I WOVE U :lol:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @Man says:

    "You gotta slap ‘em in the face with the dyck.”
    _______________

    Doesn't that hurt the man's peen though?

  • CHA CHA

    Dear BIRD.

    Please dont fly away but fly above...come back and face the shenanigans that have been set before you... The people feel as if they have been bamboozled, duped, and as if you have pulled the wool over their head all of this time. If you were in that number when you got married to your significant other than take a stand and take a bow that is the mature thing to do for a woman of a certain age and caliber. Dont let these fools run you off. Be proud, be gay, and be a american where at least you know your free. I for one always thought that you were proud of your wedding pic and you looked to be the happiest bride ever. SO if in fact you are married to Linda and not Leonard, I support your love 100%.

    Signed, your E associate Cha Bella (LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THANG) LA BELLA DON DIVA

  • Mr.BluPhi

    OFF TOPIC I just joined Planet Fitness for $10.00 a month – anyone else heard of them?
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Is that located in Louisiana or in different states? I've heard of em

  • StillASassyOne

    @Sandra

    "Wow. Could his poor performance in bed have anything to do with the tremendous amount of pressure you put on him beforehand?"

    ----------------------------
    :dead: Sandra- you know damn well, that the pressure does NOT come from US!! It's from them talking all this sh*t to get us all excited and then knowing that they can't deliver!!

    How you always find a way to try and make everything the Black woman's fault? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @MR. BLU
    "Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless
    ____________________________________________________________________

    See this is when it becomes rape…because blue balls aint no joke, so Im gettin mines. lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I kid, I kid"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :nono:
    You ain't kidding nigga!

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    lol@ choco laker...luscious..your fruit rollup trick damn..got me smiling brb

  • chibytex

    Yes, all those “songs” listed are just one continuous moan.
    I’m more likely to distribute facials to some old school romantic chit like Marvin Gaye, Too Short or Teddy P.
    _________________________________________________
    I guess you are right...most chicken heads and bussdowns wouldnt understand the complexity of Sade...she's too sohphistcated for the type you :hump: Im sure.....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    @ Miss H I just had to make sure you can get that PTI info any time :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Sandra Rose says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:

    Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless!
    _________________

    Wow. Could his poor performance in bed have anything to do with the tremendous amount of pressure you put on him beforehand?
    _____________________________________________
    The perfomance was poor because he didnt know what he was doing and I was hoodwinked! bamboozled! led astray!

    If they feel any type of pressure then perhaps I'm not the chick for them!
    If they dont have any confidence then they're performance will be poor

  • MissHarlem

    ALEX yea I did read it but it was late and I need my attn from you in a more timely manner hmph just when I was about to......

    CHOCO yea girl I been on that free friend chit for about 4 years now. Planet Fitness rocks. Me and my friend switches one year I get the membership and the next year she does. We go togehter for motivation and because one of us is free

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @mr.sexy if i don't get mine blu ball it is :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    @ Lakeshow How you today baby? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    "“NIGGA! The “Halle Berry Complex.” I can’t stand hoes like that. You gotta slap ‘em in the face with the dyck.”

    ———————————
    I’ve been slapped with a penis a few times before.

    Dunno why I always find it so funny!"
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    I bet you started sucking it better afterwards too.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @MR. BLU
    “Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless
    ____________________________________________________________________

    See this is when it becomes rape…because blue balls aint no joke, so Im gettin mines. lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I kid, I kid”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    You ain’t kidding nigga!
    __________________________________

    Have I told you how much you disgust me

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    Yeah, I used to belong to one here up until late last year.

  • Daisy

    She sells out overseas like I said in my earlier comment she getting her paper either way :shrug: She has fans who want to see her tour in the states and will continue to do shows neither you or I are being forced to go #thatisall

  • StillASassyOne

    @Brown

    HELL YEAH! One dude was like: "yeah- I'm just really zooted from this Nyquil I had last night."

    Negro-you were here last night! No Nyquil around!

    "Well- I haven't had a chance to get the first one out yet, I'm better on the 2nd one."

    Okay...well- I'm sure the next chick will be more than pleased with your 2nd one. Don't slam my door when you leave, please. :coffee:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    :whistle:
    Sitting here waiting for you,
    Feels like I'm waiting for winter,
    It's gonna be cold......

  • MissHarlem

    ALBOY thanks glad your here to help :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHI
    "Yes, all those “songs” listed are just one continuous moan.
    I’m more likely to distribute facials to some old school romantic chit like Marvin Gaye, Too Short or Teddy P.
    _________________________________________________
    I guess you are right…most chicken heads and bussdowns wouldnt understand the complexity of Sade…she’s too sohphistcated for the type you Im sure….."
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    I bet you an ol boy lay in the bed cuddling and crying together listening to that Sade huh?
    :coffee:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @mr.sexy if i don’t get mine blu ball it is
    ______________________________________________________________________

    lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

  • ELove

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @You
    But I had already sent u the memo that u were late acknowledging me before u said that. So, let's just call a truce. Let me tie you up with white flags.

  • chibytex

    Autie can we get a :newtopic:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Man

    On this occasion....you are right, sir. I still always find it hilarious though. :lol:

  • candibfly

    i don't think planet fitnesss has aerobics classes, or at least they didn't when i looked on the website, so i wasn't interested. i have machines at my apt for free and machines are boring to me, but its a good price if u don't have gym equipment handy and don't care about classes.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY
    "“Well- I haven’t had a chance to get the first one out yet, I’m better on the 2nd one.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    THIS is fact. Nigga should always bust one out before ever doing it with a new chick.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @AL IM GOOD NICE AND WE... YEAH IM GOOD HOW U DOING TODAY?? :coffee:
    @BIG PAPA :kiss:
    @HARLEM U NO LOVE ME NO MORE **LOOKS AROUND FOR HIS AND SHANK** :hug:

  • CHA CHA

    What you sippin on E LOVE... I want some :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I dont just lay on my back #INEEDOFRELIEF DAMN :coffee:

  • candibfly

    *sits atop cha cha's left shoulder as my halo shines in the sunlight and glistens with early morning's dew* :hug:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    “Well- I haven’t had a chance to get the first one out yet, I’m better on the 2nd one.”
    ___________________________________________________________________

    See this is where I differ, that first one is the last one. I mean Im goin in, give it my yall...after that, #ImDone Im putting the hand cuffs, hammer, and mustard back under the restroom sink. And probably goin i the kitchen to get a bag of doritos ...

    We can try agin in about 8-10 hours.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHACHA :kiss: CUUTE PIC
    @CHOCO U OK MAMAS :hug: HOW U DOING TODAY HIT A BISH UP...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    No, they don't have classes. It was boring to me.

  • chibytex

    I bet you an ol boy lay in the bed cuddling and crying together listening to that Sade huh?
    __________________________________________________
    :nono:
    we gets it in listening to Sade.....
    Sade is for grown people.....

    She aint for everybody...but to say all her music is sad and depressing is crazy....if anything it always makes me feel good!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    so Blu you're a one hitter quitter

  • cheeks8683

    Shoot I would pay just to see Ceelo :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    Rihanna looked pretty darn fabulous on the cover of the new rolling stones magazine... :coffee: :wink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Harlem
    How did you get the free on with the $10.00 membership I just like that there is real contractual obligation

    @Candi
    I hate aerobics boobs are too big for all the damn jumping around so yeah that's what I liked best about planet fitness - GYM EQUIPMENT

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    :offtopic:
    I swear fo GAWDT if this bish at work don't leave me the fluck alone I am going to light into her azz!!!!! :mad: :mad:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Have I told you how much you disgust me
    __________________________________________________________________

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo I was jokin.

  • MissHarlem

    LAKERRR no babe dont ever say that :hug:

    EBABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY Love you more and more each day and no to your question

    ALEX yesssss I love that how did you know?!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :kiss: @ Lakes

    @ Alex
    Y was it boring to you?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey CHa Cha :hug: Hold me until I calm down
    Can u do something to make me feel good?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Blu that was for Man not you

  • Mr.BluPhi

    RatchetFree says:

    I swear fo GAWDT if this bish at work don’t leave me the fluck alone I am going to light into her azz!!!!!
    _________________________________________________________________

    We cant have you losing your job. lmfaooo

  • KDub

    Sade’s tix SHOULD cost more than Rihanna’s! Sade has TALENT.
    ------------------------------------------------------
    She also supposedly got that pesky black tar habit she gotta support.

    :coffee:

    Wouldn't mind seeing Helen tho.

  • candibfly

    @choco i have ginormous boobs also, but i invested in a good sports bra and u don't have to do exactly what they do, if u don't want to jump, u can modify the exercise. just a suggestion if u ever get tired of equipment and want to try a class like kickboxing or something.

  • CHA CHA

    Hey Candi my favorite exotic angel whisperer :rofl:

    LAKES *smacks dat, hey sexay heffuh!

    HEY CHEEKS... seeing your smile makes me happy!

    Hey Choco Ma!

    Sup everyone else :wave: <--- Rihannas red wig

  • candibfly

    @alex who is this jawn that's making u :mad: b?

  • MissHarlem

    CHOCO if you are a member your friend can come with you for free. To be honest though havent been to the gym in a MIN. I just did it because I was with my girl and she loved to exercise but me I am not the gym exercise person

  • chibytex

    See this is where I differ, that first one is the last one. I mean Im goin in, give it my yall…after that, #ImDone Im putting the hand cuffs, hammer, and mustard back under the restroom sink. And probably goin i the kitchen to get a bag of doritos …

    We can try agin in about 8-10 hours.
    _________________________________________________________
    :thumbsup:
    You better go hard the first time or go home.....
    I aint time to be playing with you all night....I got sleep to get...

    Now if you wake me up around 4 or 5 in the morning...then we can continue...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @bLU
    "Have I told you how much you disgust me
    __________________________________________________________________

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo I was jokin.
    ________________________________________________________________________'

    That was directed at me I think.
    She says that to disguise how bad she wants me inside of her.
    :coffee:

  • http://MSN Martinigal

    Man says:

    Rihanna is a better singer than Sade!

    All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
    *******************************

    Say what?!!! Okay. you're entitled to your own opinion but can Rihanna, at 50 leave the game and come back with a platum album. Wait, can she stay in the game until she's 50? Not every one can be Madonna.

  • MissHarlem

    CHA CHAAAAAA hey bff

  • StillASassyOne

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    “Well- I haven’t had a chance to get the first one out yet, I’m better on the 2nd one.”
    ___________________________________________________________________

    See this is where I differ, that first one is the last one. I mean Im goin in, give it my yall…after that, #ImDone Im putting the hand cuffs, hammer, and mustard back under the restroom sink. And probably goin i the kitchen to get a bag of doritos …

    We can try agin in about 8-10 hours.

    -------------------------

    :rofl: Blu- you and my man must be one and the same. Same thing he does. Gets in real good, gets off real good, goes into kitchen, goes to sleep.

    Try again in the morning. :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    LUNCHTIMEEEE :cya:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Candi
    It's the same bish that had the failed lap band surgery!! I just saw her the other day and the bish don't look any different!!

  • CHA CHA

    Covers my body in blue paint and spells out on the concrete ALEX BE EASY

  • candibfly

    Wait, can she stay in the game until she’s 50?
    ------------------------------------------------

    not even til she's 25.

  • cheeks8683

    Hey Cha Cha :waves: like the new pic and thank u :)

  • chibytex

    She also supposedly got that pesky black tar habit she gotta support.

    Wouldn’t mind seeing Helen tho.
    __________________________________________________________
    Smh....we all gotta dark side.....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    so we not still talm bout Rihanna?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Candi
    That's wassup Ma my cuzo teaches a class but I swear I hate having to follow instructions exercising is tedious enough to me

    @Harlem
    That's good I can drag my daughter with my I just need to tone and I haven't been in a gym in years but Im not preventative - preserve that sexy :wink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Im doing preventative I need to have sex REAL i cant talk and type :rofl: :blink: #DAHAIL

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    *runs through smackin ashes and yanking peens like the people on Price is Right and then I hit my Dougie.*

    the most I ever paid for a concert ticket itself was $175. R. Kelly and Jay-Z the best of Both Worlds. That show was the truth just wish they hadn't fallen oput first and thenit would hav been epic. The CD still gets play. The most expensive concert I ever went to though was Anger Management (because I had to got to Vegas) when 50 and Floyd started dating. Artists these days get too hype too fast largely due to features and remixes and then just don't have the bodies of work to warrant those kinds of ticket prices (IMO)so they go to nightclubs and party venues instead.

    The exchange in comment 147 just slayed me. Logged in to fallout.... Y'all carry on....

    Oh and :yahoo: to all the ususal suspects...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @MARTIAN GAL
    "Rihanna is a better singer than Sade!

    All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
    *******************************

    Say what?!!! Okay. you’re entitled to your own opinion but can Rihanna, at 50 leave the game and come back with a platum album. Wait, can she stay in the game until she’s 50? Not every one can be Madonna."
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ DA FLUCK ???
    **whispering: who dis nigga is?**

    Um, Sade selling albums is a testament to how many depressed people are around. NOT to her "talent" of crying and grieving on the microphone.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    maybe it was the ppl at mine. something about them i didn't like. :no:

  • CHA CHA

    HARLEMMMMMMMMMM wait before you go here is a chocolate cookie I made for Our BFF day :hug: It says YOUR THE BESTESTSES :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    :rofl: @ Faile Lap Band :no: Did she get a refund or a Rain check something ? :coffee:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    so Blu you’re a one hitter quitter
    __________________________________________________________________

    I wouldnt say that, but I dont need to bust twice for the "teeth brushing" to be on point.

    (we replace "sex" with "teeth brushing" when we're talking around my little cousins)

  • candibfly

    my nigga p to the muthatruckin s p! :yahoo:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hugs: @ Chaaaa CUTE PIC

    Hey Kingston

    @ALex
    Girl see im weirded out easily and I was looking at the colors in the gym like wtf but 10.00 right down the street from me I can't beat - the trainers and stuff bored you? did you ever go with a friend to work out?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    LOL
    If you tap out after 1 time then we gon have some issues!

  • candibfly

    CHA CHA says:

    HARLEMMMMMMMMMM wait before you go here is a chocolate cookie I made for Our BFF day It says YOUR THE BESTESTSES
    ------------------------------------------

    *sits patiently waiting for my cookie that i know is sure to come*

  • chibytex

    when 50 and Floyd started dating
    ___________________________________________
    I love how you just threw that in......
    :rofl:

    They do have a very deep "admiration" for one another......

  • CHA CHA

    Hey PSP :waves:

    Are ya'll ready for a offtopic sex question or is it to early

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: PSP

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    who said Rihanna can sing better than Sade? have you NOT heard her warbling/yodeling live? the fluck....? :blink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Cha
    Im RET :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Choco
    The trainer that did my assessment.....his lips were so damn dry all the damn time I would just be stuck staring at them. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Not too many artists I would pay to see these days. :think:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    After a Good Session you both should be passed out waking up with the door still locked covered in everything children all un attended to lurking in the hallway lock box open completly empty LETS all get Vagwasted Shall we :coffee:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    So I've been tryin to figure out for at least the past 8 months what :cya: meant.... And I just realized that it means "See ya". Right?

    I feel like one of my students.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey PSP!!

    @AL
    We had our luncheon and she had a wedge salad and a water. :coffee: Been on that diet for months now.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    @ CHA CHA lets get it! :yes: What is it?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Alex
    I don't want an assessment let me do me I know what I need and it best not be no crackle lip mofo showing me the gym either :rolleyes:

  • CHA CHA

    comes in sweating from slaving 54645 hours to bake my boo Candi a chocolate and toffee cookie cake that says CANDI IS ONE OF A KIND

    :hug: Who loves you baby!

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    **snatching panties out the air like one of them money grab machines**

    @Blu :rofl: Yall say teeth brushing we call it taking pictures.. :rofl

    What say you ChaChizzle?

  • candibfly

    *puts a helmet on blu and sends him to the short bus*

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ sassy

    Yeah Imma put it in....but Im done after round one.

    @Brown

    LMFAOOOO....I can't help it, I be drained. LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    cha, is that you? awwwww... how pretty. :hug:

  • ELove

    My PEACH :kiss:

    HOTT Cha Cha :kiss: and It's YOU !!! :coffee:

  • chibytex

    who said Rihanna can sing better than Sade? have you NOT heard her warbling/yodeling live? the fluck….?
    ______________________________________________________
    According to Man, only sad and depressed people listen to Sade.....yet her concerts STAY being sold out and they are high than a mutherfukker...

    Its funny though. all the "happy" people that listen to Rhianna wont go and support her....

    It must be nice to have depressed and sad fans for 20+ years.....

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    "who said Rihanna can sing better than Sade? have you NOT heard her warbling/yodeling live? the fluck….?"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    That would be "I."

    I have to give it up for Sade. She has hit one note in 30 years of singing but she's still held up as a "vocalist." :claps:

    Women have hit more notes in one night getting :hump: than Sade has in decades. Ol depressed azz.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Cha I'm waitin!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHACHA I READY FOR THE PREGUNTA!!! LET IT OUT!!!

  • candibfly

    *giggles*

    *in my anita baker voice*

    No one in the world
    Can love me like you do baby

    *gets extra crunk*
    No one in the world (no one)
    No one in the world (no body loves me like you)
    No one in the world, (like, like, like you do baby)

    :whistle:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Al
    Hey babe! :kiss:

    I totally agree. If I ain't sweaty and comatose when it's over..you have FAILED at your job!

    @Blu
    Yes- it means "see ya." Are you going to tell us ablout your "jullry" collection, next?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHI
    "According to Man, only sad and depressed people listen to Sade…..yet her concerts STAY being sold out and they are high than a mutherfukker…

    Its funny though. all the “happy” people that listen to Rhianna wont go and support her….

    It must be nice to have depressed and sad fans for 20+ years…..
    :coffee: "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Misery loves company. What better for a bunch of depressed people to do than go to a concert for the depressed?
    :coffee:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @chibytex.... Maaannnn, I done told yall. 50 creamed his manties and had the engineers turn the lights on to make sure it was him, (yeah.... Floyd left a BAD, BAD bish to run backstage with 50 and she stayed out there in the third row (I was behind then center stage in the fourth) for the remainder of the show.... E'RR BODY know what happens when you et chose out the first few rows of a rap concert.

    The whole thing was very homoerotic.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    candibfly says:

    *puts a helmet on blu and sends him to the short bus*
    ________________________________________________________________

    The really sad part is (and Im not afraid to share this with my SR fam), but I got REALLY excited when I figured it out.

    For the longest I thought Cya meant something in another language. And when I googled it (I really needed to know ) it spitted out 25 difference acronyms. So I gave up.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ Manuel
    Rihanna is happy? have you not heard her damn Russian roulette song? case & point. :coffee:

  • ELove

    @Man... (Comment #229) :rofl:
    OK that was an Outstanding RETORT but "No Ordinary Love" is STILL one of MY All-Time Favorite SONGS by ANY Artist (Real...) :yes:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ princess

    taking pictures is a good one. My little cousin HATED brushing his teeth, so we thought, since we always talkin about "sex", lets call it "brushing teeth" and maybe he'll think that brushing teeth is really fun...LOL.

    It didn't work, but we kept the name.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BLU
    "The really sad part is (and Im not afraid to share this with my SR fam), but I got REALLY excited when I figured it out.

    For the longest I thought Cya meant something in another language. And when I googled it (I really needed to know ) it spitted out 25 difference acronyms. So I gave up."
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :blink:
    ... and you're a "teacher" you say? I see.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ Manuel
    :rofl: I was thinking that too..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Blu I'm embarrassed for you and mad that you admitted that!
    You're almost as bad as the chick that thought she was a "little" pregnant! AHHHHH Good times man, good times

  • ELove

    @Man... (Comment #240)
    ACTUALLY That's a GOOD Thing... He's FOCUSED on what's really Important (Real...) :lol:

  • chibytex

    @chibytex…. Maaannnn, I done told yall. 50 creamed his manties and had the engineers turn the lights on to make sure it was him, (yeah…. Floyd left a BAD, BAD bish to run backstage with 50 and she stayed out there in the third row (I was behind then center stage in the fourth) for the remainder of the show…. E’RR BODY know what happens when you et chose out the first few rows of a rap concert.

    The whole thing was very homoerotic.
    ______________________________________________________________________
    That's just gross...

    But I always thought 50 was :hump: Ya-yo...their relationship seemed too friendly for me...It was like Ya-yo LOVED 50 like his man....

    I dont think the Game or Young Buck was down with all that...that's why 50 chitted on them.....

  • Mr.BluPhi

    I can understand how @Man sees Sade music as sad and depressing.... but Sade still sings better... well to me she does.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Brown

    I remember the "little pregnant" post! LMAO! That was soooo long ago! I think I was only a lurker then! But the way ya'll went in on her for saying that she let her man "c-u-m in her" and she thought she was a "little" pregnant was hilarious!

    I felt so bad for her! I think it was Kwall/Genia and somebody else who clowned her the hardest! Did she ever come back?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Sassy I died a thousand times that day

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @BLU
    “The really sad part is (and Im not afraid to share this with my SR fam), but I got REALLY excited when I figured it out.
    For the longest I thought Cya meant something in another language. And when I googled it (I really needed to know ) it spitted out 25 difference acronyms. So I gave up.”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    … and you’re a “teacher” you say? I see
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I can't even say nuttin. LMFAOOO....But in my defense, I teacher Algebra. (I hope thats a good defense)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    so where is that blackplanet page having nigga at?
    im still salty about him calling me yellow. :rolleyes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Man

  • CHA CHA

    Fellas do you kiss your woman in the mouth after she buffs your knob?

    Ladies do you kiss your man in the mouth after he spit shines your platinum

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @BLU **SNATCHES CRAYONS FROM UR SKROP GRIP** IT'S OK SHOW UR TRUE COLORES :)
    @BIG PAPA HOW UR DAY BEEN?? **SITS IN LAP WHILE RUBING HEAD** <<TOP ONE

  • StillASassyOne

    @Brown

    Me too! I was mad that registration wasn't open so that I could comment that day!! I think I was here during the Amulet showdown too. (I always thought that maybe Amulet was foreign or something- the way she used to phrase things was like she did not TOTALLY understand english.)

    Ya'll sure did used to run some folks off of the SR site, I swear! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    YES I DO CHA CHA!
    IT'S ME HE WAS SUCKIN ON SO WHY NOT!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    CHA CHA says:

    Fellas do you kiss your woman in the mouth after she buffs your knob?

    Ladies do you kiss your man in the mouth after he spit shines your platinum
    _______________________

    Another question for the ages :think:

  • chibytex

    can understand how @Man sees Sade music as sad and depressing…. but Sade still sings better… well to me she does.
    _________________________________________
    Im trying to figure out what's so sad about Sade's music?

    Yet Rhianna can make a song about Russian Roulette...and video about committing suicide...

    :shurgs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sassy
    IDK if I clowned her the hardest but I damn sure let her know SR ain't the place for her dumb chit - OMG she just made me sooo mad with that dumb azz question if she did come back she came back as someone else!

  • candibfly

    cha cha :yes: O:) <-----halo

  • StillASassyOne

    Cha-Cha

    Yes & yes. (I try to avoid him kissing me after he rides the "el" train downtown.....but that nigga be persistent.)

    Bastard. :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHACHA :yes: SUK ONTHE BOTTOM LIP TOO :ashamed:
    @AL SEE HERE I GO AGAIN!!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    The Russian Roulette song is NOT about suicide at all.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Cha
    :yes: and :yes:

  • chibytex

    Ladies do you kiss your man in the mouth after he spit shines your platinum
    ______________________________________________________
    Why of course.....who doesn't????

  • MzDimplez1123

    Sorry hit submit too fast.

    It's about takign a gamble with Love/Relationship

    So says Neyo who wrote it. It's a metaphor.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @BROWN I :cosign: THAT CHIT MY PLATE STAY FULL AND CLEAN SO WHY NOT :grin:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco

    She really should have known better if she was going to be having "raw" relations. But the fact that she felt she knew you guys well enough to ask that type of question on this site....

    :dead: I laughed so hard, my side started hurting that day.

  • yallcrazy

    @CHA, YEP!

    #everythinggetsbetterwithage:)

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    **enters quietly... takes a seat**
    :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    candibfly says:

    cha cha O:) <—–halo
    ___________________

    I need to talk to you in the :kona: about brightening the halo its gotten a lil dim

  • chibytex

    @Ms Dimplez

    But little kids dont know that if they are looking at the video....

    IMO, Rhianna's music is waaaaaay sader than Sade's... Sade's music is about love and the ups and downs of that...

    Rhianna's music is about the ups and downs of riding a dikk!!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    YALL TALKN BOUT PREGERS THAT YALL DESTROID :rofl: I WAS NOT HERE BUT I HEARD YALL WENT HARD ON OL GIRL I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW (Real) CHOCO WAS SHE WAS CHEWING HER AZZ HUH??? :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    *asks Dee out loud to answer CHA's question*

  • yallcrazy

    @Twin, are we still sonning? :rofl:

    Did Harlem ever upgrade our lingo to today's date? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ dimpz
    I know, but I was trying to make a point! :lol:

    & I believe I am too young to engage in conversations of a sexual matter so I'll just sit here and eat my popcorn. :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    HEYY DEE!

  • chibytex

    Auntie a :newpost:
    Pretty Please with sugar on top!!!!

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Laker
    lmfaooooooooooooooo

    @Cha Cha...... It depends on how the buff job went. If the knob buffing caused an eruption, then HELL NAW. If the knob buffin was part of 4 play, sure...why not. But honestly, all kissing should been done prior to clothes coming off. And then again in the morning when we both wake up.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHA CHA
    "Fellas do you kiss your woman in the mouth after she buffs your knob?"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Shole do.
    :yes:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Chi.......I understand that. Was just stating that the song is not about suicide.

    Sade is ok, not crazy about her, don't dislike her music. I think the way her voice sounds, you either find it romantic or you find it dry/boring/depressing.

    Rih is ok to me too. She has songs I love and songs I flip past. I'm talking CDs though, never listened to her live.

  • ELove

    My PEACH
    Well I'm FEELING quite fine Now JUICY :wink:

    HOTT Cha Cha
    Ahhhh MINE is PLATINUM Baby (Just wanted to let YOU know that...) and It's A Delicious LUV-Stick :coffee:

    I DON'T SEE a problem with kissing My Woman after-wards (NONE AT ALL...)

  • candibfly

    need to talk to you in the about brightening the halo its gotten a lil dim

    --------------------------

    maybe its just ur eyes :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sassy
    Im still peeved to this day that this random troll gonna ask us that simple chat - we ain't friends like that and I was new to SR but I was BLOWN BISH SITDONW PLS #ATTNWHORE
    @Lakes
    I just told her she need to be asking her real friends that stupid azz question and then everyone was like a Bish how are you - to be having sex and thinking you are a lil pregnant :shotsfired: GTFOH!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    BLU
    some men like when they have just finished the buffet and they may have remnants around their mouth and the chick licks it off...just sayin

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KINGSTON SHUT UP!! :lol: ANDSWER THE PREGUNTA

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    ahem... YES to CHA's questions.

    Yes and Yes

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @DEE

    Hello there. How are you today? You looking lovely.
    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Dimpz LOL

  • MzDimplez1123

    *smacks Kingston on ass* You sure are! *hands you a Mountain Dew to wash popcorn down*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BRUH
    "I need to talk to you in the about brightening the halo its gotten a lil dim"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Blu
    Damn boo you a lil stiff in the bedroom huh no pun intended

  • MzDimplez1123

    Crazy! :yahoo:

    KIngston.....Check yo mail in two mins.

  • candibfly

    @twin

    word up yo, harlem never told us the new age lingo. she sonned us yo :crying:

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    Ooohh!! The Luscious Lips... lookin' as tasty as you wanna!! You doing okay?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO :lol: WHAT WAS HER EXACT QUESTION??? IM A LIL PREG WHO SAYS THAT CHIT!! :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    :rofl: It was funny as all hell though!! Lawd! Those were the days!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ lakes
    nope. I think somethings are better left a mystery. :shrug:

  • candibfly

    *sits next to dee clutching the unsigned friendship contract with quivering lips and a tear clinging to my eyelashes* :(

  • ELove

    @candi (Comment #281) :rofl:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    I sense a hint of shade from Man, I would like to humbly ask.....what have I ever done to you sir? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHA CHA
    ***CLARIFICATION!!**
    I'll kiss her IF I don't bust in her mouf.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Harlem..........Getcho gurlz. They Wildin yo! :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    @Man I am doing well and thank you. Who's azz is that tooted n booted in your pic? **just inquiring**

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO :lol: THATS WHAT I WAS THINK LIKE HE DON'T DO ALOT OF CHIT AND ONLY ONE GO?? :shrug:

  • CHA CHA

    :ashamed: I DONT KISS HIM AFTERWARDS...Whats wrong with me :wail: Am the only one! WHERE HAVE I FAILED...........

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BRUH MAN
    "I sense a hint of shade from Man, I would like to humbly ask…..what have I ever done to you sir? :shrugs: "
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    You are mistaken. Please disregard.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dee1127 says:

    Ooohh!! The Luscious Lips… lookin’ as tasty as you wanna!! You doing okay?
    ____________________________________________
    there are so many things I could do with this statement like ask if you wanted a taste but since this is family oriented and shyt I won't! :grin:

    I'm good!

  • candibfly

    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    I sense a hint of shade from Man, I would like to humbly ask…..what have I ever done to you sir?
    ---------------------------------

    ur cute, u get POSITIVE attn from the ladies

  • StillASassyOne

    @Brown

    What kinda man likes to taste the remnants of his own semen? I be playing around afterwards wiping it off of me, and then showing it to him on the washcloth and he be running from it like I put a gun in his face!

    If I tried to kiss him after he "exploded" near my mouth- he'd probably mush me in the face and jump out the bed.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    :dead: @the kitty up there #MadLate

    hey peepz *twirls and slides into a straddle*

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    @Candi **doing The Color Purple hand clap** don't cry... here, lemme sign that for you.

    **takes velvet covered pen and writes "D" in electric blue ink**

  • StillASassyOne

    HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :hug: :kiss: :danban:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @ChaChizzle. Yes.

  • yallcrazy

    Dimpz, yo, you trying to son us!? (<--because I don't know if its a statement or question) :rofl:

    HARLEM! Yo B! *in my manly east coast voice*

  • ELove

    HOTT Cha Cha
    Nothings wrong with you BABY... You just with the WRONG ONE in that regard because The RIGHT ONE will have you with THAT Uncontrollable & Undeniable URGE to DO SO :yes:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @ Man, I stand corrected,
    @ Candi gwon get the workout DVD and the chocolate Fondu we making smores in the :kona:

  • chibytex

    @Cha Cha…… It depends on how the buff job went. If the knob buffing caused an eruption, then HELL NAW. If the knob buffin was part of 4 play, sure…why not. But honestly, all kissing should been done prior to clothes coming off. And then again in the morning when we both wake up.
    ______________________________________________________
    :yes: :yes:
    :thunmbsup:

    I dont really like to kiss either while in the act...some kind of way its takes away from my concentration....Just Beat it up PLEASE!!!

    Save the kissing for before and after...

  • candibfly

    @HIS yo b, real talk, u really are mad late to the party! *gives HIS a french manicure using white out* :hug:

    @twin this jawn always gotta make a grand entrace yo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Choco, I was thinkin to myself that I might be a lil too nasty for Blu!
    I'll mess around and scare his azz off!
    He'll be traumatized

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @THE BEAUTIFUL DEE
    "I am doing well and thank you. Who’s azz is that tooted n booted in your pic? **just inquiring**"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I'm glad to see you are doing well.

    This beautiful and feminine specimen in my gravie is the lovely "Maliah Michelle." And no need to worry. Your inquiry is both appreciated and welcomed. You are amongst friends.
    **kisses hand**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    hey his :waves:

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: HIS

    (I like the pic too!)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    :yahoo: *electric slides over to SASO* how u be bew?! :hug:

  • candibfly

    @bruhman i got a new work out by some chick name italia blue, u heard of her?

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sass...........I think I know your guy's brother.

    :rofl:

  • chibytex

    CHA CHA says:

    I DONT KISS HIM AFTERWARDS…Whats wrong with me Am the only one! WHERE HAVE I FAILED………..
    __________________________________________________________________
    Is it that you dont like the taste of your own puzzi or do you think its just nasty......

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHACHA THERE AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH U MAMA :kiss: ITS KAY HAS HE COMPLAINT?? NO THEN AS LONG AS HE HAPPY FUK WHAT WE LIKE OR DO :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Sassy I was talkin about after he did me!
    I dont know any man that would kiss me after I've just sucked his soul through his penus

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    Soooo Luscious Lips of Heaven.... you don't wanna make love faces with me???

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Crazy...........Nah Ma, it ain even like dat. Ya'mean Knowwhatumsayin?

  • CHA CHA

    @ ELove.. no Im definitely with the right one baby UH HUH :rofl: Im not saying I never do but I prefer not to.

    NEXT QUESTION

    TO THE MEN... Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?

    Are there any certified head bobbers out there :rofl:

    *going to change my gravi cus this is gonna be TOO HOT TUESDAY

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    is there a such thing as TMI? cause this chit right here is giving me a bad visual. :no:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    candibfly says:

    @bruhman i got a new work out by some chick name italia blue, u heard of her?
    _________________________

    Oh GOODY, one of my favs shes a "loud" presence when she works out

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    @Candi, grl u know i fcks with u! *pushes up one pant leg ala LL in the 90s and hits my bboy stance* hiiiiii :hug:

    Kingstonnnnnnn *climbs on ur shoulders and smangs it*

    hey @Ya'll :waves: thank ya bew =)

    I see u Lucious *wink*

  • MissHarlem

    MZ hey hun :kiss:

    CANDI & YALL :rofl: yall are buggin

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey Dimpz :hug:

    @Cha Cha
    Yes, u seem to be the only one. *shakes u and screams what's wrong with u*

  • yallcrazy

    Dimpz,I forgot about "ma" son!

    @Candi, this jawn just reminded me yo!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dee1127 says:

    Soooo Luscious Lips of Heaven…. you don’t wanna make love faces with me???
    _______________________________
    Why yes Dee yes I do!

    ChaCha
    I have a phd in headology

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lakes
    She said she let her bf cum in her lil and so could she be a lil preggers
    @Lolita
    I know - I don't even want to eflirt molest Blu on SR
    @CHA
    I like the way Nikki taste :wink:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @KINGSTON IMA BE GOOD TODAY AND SIT WITH U AND CANDI KNITTING THONGS AND PASTIES FOR THE BROKE SKRIPERS :grin:

  • yallcrazy

    *adds buggin to the e/c lingo list*

    @CHA, get tipsy & just do it! It'd probably rock his mind yo!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Hi His :hug: and the beautiful and eloquent Dee how are you? @ CHA CHA, how are you doing love?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    Dimpz! hey suga :hug:

    Cha'bizzle *puts ur hand on my no-nos* u make me feel like a natural woman grl!

    Fiance! will u marry me? :kiss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I have a phd in headology
    ____________________
    And I have a Masters in Giving Brains :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ His....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @You
    Here, come let me free u from the Candi and YouMustBeCrazy lingo while I whisper in your ear and proceed to your neck so I can leave my mark.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    hey Bruh! hi Lakerrrrrr *booty pinch* hi Chocodrop!

    Alexxxx! :hug: x's 19

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Hey Alex how have you been today

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    Hey His :hug: x's 3. Not too many hugs today. I can barely move my arms from working out yesterday. :wail:

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCEEEEE heyyyy love :hump:

    KINGSTONN hey hun :waves:

  • yallcrazy

    You tryin' to son us yo!? :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO WHAT AND IDIOTA :no: AND YEAH BLU AINT AS HOT NO MORE!!
    @CHACHA **SUCKS SECOND PICKEL OF THE DAY** YEAH WATS THE RIGHT WAY OR THE BEST HEAD YALL!!! **BITES THE PICKLE**

  • CHA CHA

    chibytex says:

    CHA CHA says:

    I DONT KISS HIM AFTERWARDS…Whats wrong with me Am the only one! WHERE HAVE I FAILED………..
    __________________________________________________________________
    Is it that you dont like the taste of your own puzzi or do you think its just nasty……

    UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .... I KNOW I TASTE LIKE GODS GIFT TO THIS WORLD :wink: SO no problem there.. I do sometimes but kissing only intensifies things so I try to stay away so the session can last longer cus my tongue is a beast :wink:

  • yallcrazy

    *sends Alex a heavy shirt*

    YO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHA CHA
    "TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?"
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    HELL YEAH!

    TIPS:
    1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
    2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
    3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
    4. The more slobber the better
    5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can

  • ELove

    HOTT Cha Cha
    Well DAMNIT start being more CLEAR and quit with the Blanket Statements :lol:

    Answer to your next question ---> ABSOLUTELY !!!

    BAD Head-Jobs are FAR WORST than WHACK-AZZ Puzzy IMO
    Absolute NO-NOs:
    USING Your Teeth... USING More Hands than MOUTH... NOT Being able to Deep-Throat (ONLY Well-Endowed MEN need to worry about THIS...) and NOT BEING ABLE to FINISH Your Job-n-Duty !!! :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Candi
    you gotta jerk your head to the right when you say "Sup B, Sup Son, Sup Money" etc

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    Well hello there BruhMan, i'm doing pretty good and yourself?

  • MissHarlem

    *melts in ALEX arms* suckin on my neck damn girl you tryna enslave me huh

    FIANCE of course I will marry you :love:

  • candibfly

    @twin shyt is crazy b! folks buggin in this jawn, nah mean yo?

    *whispers* do u really know what i mean tho? :rofl:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    When women are "educated" like our SR fam it can only be good for the community......

  • yallcrazy

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @CHA CHA
    “TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    HELL YEAH!

    TIPS:
    1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
    2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
    3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
    4. The more slobber the better
    5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can
    ----------------------------------
    6. lightly hold the b a l l s

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc RatchetFree

    @Bruh
    I'm ok. I started training with a trainer and I can barely move my shoulders and arms. I was driving yesterday and could barely turn the wheel. It felt like I had no control over my body. :wail:

  • CHA CHA

    Hey Bruhman... :yahoo: <-- doubles (debbie and diana)

    HEY HISSSSSSSSSSS humps you to the tune of HTowns Knockin the Boots

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    hey my trini! *slow wines like destra*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    AND YEAH BLU AINT AS HOT NO MORE!!
    ________________________
    :lol: He still is :lol: #SIKE I KID ON SIKE

  • yallcrazy

    @Twin, yes I really do. *hanging head shamefully*

    Now, 10 yrs ago I had to ask the boo to "repeat what you just said" :rofl:

  • CHA CHA

    ELove says:

    HOTT Cha Cha
    Well DAMNIT start being more CLEAR and quit with the Blanket Statements

    Answer to your next question —> ABSOLUTELY !!!

    BAD Head-Jobs are FAR WORST than WHACK-AZZ Puzzy IMO
    Absolute NO-NOs:

    USING Your Teeth… USING More Hands than MOUTH… NOT Being able to Deep-Throat (ONLY Well-Endowed MEN need to worry about THIS…) and NOT BEING ABLE to FINISH Your Job-n-Duty !!!
    yallcrazy says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CHA CHA
    “TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    HELL YEAH!

    TIPS:
    1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
    2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
    3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
    4. The more slobber the better
    5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can
    ———————————-
    6. lightly hold the b a l l s

    YOU TAKIN NOTES LAKER :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :coffee:

    I got to about 100 before said fluck it...

    so What i miss?

    what da topic is?

  • ELove

    @yallcrazy
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... The BALLS are PRECIOUS !!! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dee
    Did you not see I wanted to make love faces with you!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YALL
    "“TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    HELL YEAH!

    TIPS:
    1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
    2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
    3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
    4. The more slobber the better
    5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can
    ———————————-
    6. lightly hold the b a l l s"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    See tip number 1.
    Hoes be WAY too rough with a nigga balls.
    Had a chick thought it was sexy to "lightly nibble" on my balls. :blink:
    She almost got lumped up like Rhianna.

  • yallcrazy

    :whistle:

    Good lovin' body rockin' knockin boots all night longggg hey.

    :whistle:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Cha Cha
    I hate it when they work then stop, then work then stop. Asking questions like "Am I doin it right?" or "You about to cum? My neck/jaw is tired." If you stopped stoppin I would've been good already..........

  • MissHarlem

    KINGSTONN Destra wine is WICKED get it hun

    BRUHMAN hey babe I did see you speak to me in the other post not ignorning

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :popcorn:

  • yallcrazy

    *just in case Man was getting outta pocket*

    Fool, did you see that I said "lightly"?

  • yallcrazy

    For the record, I'd never nibble b a l l s :rofl:

    who does that? how is it done? :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi0pQbpWWu4&feature=player_embedded#at=504 His_Mommy623

    I want a a buttery croissant with hot chocolate covered in whipped cream *dreams* i cnt have none o' dat shyt *cries*

    what ya'll tom'bout??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    I got one to add

    Please DO NOT suck on the balls with the same force you suck on the shaft with ...

    That shit hurts long after your done....If you on the Dyck like a hoover please reduce it to a swiffer vac when you move to the balls

    also

    *for me*

    I like to see your eyes...look up at me cause I'm watching! :coffee:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Harlem! :kiss:

    Ma just call me a jawn? :blink:

    Hissy! :danban: <---KId and Play kick step :rofl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    @ Luscious Oh you DO?!?!?

    Lemme get some oils so I can rub my chest down real quick! Oh wait, I can just ask @Man, I know he got a supply on hand. :)

  • MzDimplez1123

    Alex! :yahoo: :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I’d never nibble b a l l s
    ____________________
    Right like WTF that like nibbling on cotton or some chit - tickle nuts don't nibble :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    If you on the Dyck like a hoover please reduce it to a swiffer vac when you move to the balls
    ___________________________
    :rofl: I aint sucking on no damn air pockets - like I got eyeballs in my mouth and chit

  • yallcrazy

    @Dimpz, you're a pretty jawn though! :rofl:

    Jawn=Ho Burger=Anything you want it to mean!
    (Until Harlem corrects us)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Another one..

    If your scared of the Dyck please tell me ahead of time...Its much easier for me to cancel my oral session then it is to forget your crappy attempt at suckin dyck...we can save time and skip to main course.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dee1127 says:

    @ Luscious Oh you DO?!?!?

    Lemme get some oils so I can rub my chest down real quick! Oh wait, I can just ask @Man, I know he got a supply on hand
    ______________________________________________
    I have my own supply and would be happy to rub you down :coffee:

  • CHA CHA

    Ace says:

    I like to see your eyes…look up at me cause I’m watching!

    OH I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that is a turn on... I got that down to a tee.. talking about makin a nigga weak

    :yes:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Ho Burger.

    Harlem PLEASE help my po lil E-cuz with her lingo. :yes:

  • candibfly

    where is HIS?!

  • CHA CHA

    Welcome to the family DEE ... please get in line so we can all expeditiously smack that azz

    for initiation purposes of course and for some purely educational :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    No, son, that's how we do ma! :rofl:

    YO

  • MzDimplez1123

    *goes to innocent corner to drink Capri Suns and knit sweaters for the poor lil snow monkeys in Japan*

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: @ snow monkeys

    Do they look like the Wizard of Oz monkeys? :rofl:

  • CHA CHA

    Kingstonn :wink: @ #226 and #274.. quit playin the role... you way to cute not to be freaky! And the way you talk about Drake HMPH!

    SPEAKING OF WHICH

    HAS ANYONE EVER CAME IN TO CONTACT WITH A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WAS A ORAL VIRGIN ...HOW DID THAT GO OVER?

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Crazy..........Yo Ma, on the real, rollin with Harlem will have you spittin mad lingo. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Cha there will be no smacking of Dee's azz!

  • CHA CHA

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    Cha there will be no smacking of Dee’s azz!

    Lets let Dee be the judge of that booty :rofl: UGH, you can be so selfish sometimes!

  • yallcrazy

    SPEAKING OF WHICH

    HAS ANYONE EVER CAME IN TO CONTACT WITH A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WAS A ORAL VIRGIN …HOW DID THAT GO OVER?
    ----------------------------

    No, well my 1st bf, but I didn't know what to expect then anyway :rofl:

    My official answer is NO.
    ----------------------
    @Dimpz, you've got to end it with a "b" yo :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Crazy...Nawl, they furry as hell. LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    SPEAKING OF WHICH

    HAS ANYONE EVER CAME IN TO CONTACT WITH A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WAS A ORAL VIRGIN …HOW DID THAT GO OVER?
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

    They make those?? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    I heard Monkeys are we talkin bout smangin :coffee:

  • chibytex

    HAS ANYONE EVER CAME IN TO CONTACT WITH A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WAS A ORAL VIRGIN …HOW DID THAT GO OVER?
    __________________________________________________
    my ex boyfriend was.....at first he was all like I've never ate a girl before...I was like ok, but since you wont do me, I aint gonna do you......after about a week or so of me not giving him head...he finally did it...he didnt know what he was doing at first, but after a few lessons he got into it and turned pro on my ass!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Al..........I'm not! I said I was knitting sweaters (ala Candi) for the poor lil Japanese Snow Monkeys

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    ***Only Cha Cha and the Lusciously juicy lips may smack dat azz of Dee***

    This message has been approved by the corporation of Dee1127

  • yallcrazy

    *throws my "smack Dee's booty pass in the air to see who(Brown or Cha) catches it*

    I can't be smacking Dee's buttocks without knowing her first! *whispers* Can I Dee?

  • ELove

    HOTT Cha Cha
    DON'T Do Virgins of ANY KIND (Real...) ESPECIALLY with ORAL Tactics :nono:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :thinks: How we even know if Dee got a phatty? :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    I'm an oral virgin. so what? :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/dee1127 Dee1127

    **Presses Play**

    "Drop down and get ya eagle on girl!!"

    C'mon Cha & Luscious Lipz of Golden Heaven... I gotta get back to work before massa 'n 'em catch me!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    Japenese Monkeys are small :coffee: from what I hear

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Dee you have yet to feel heaven but at the rate you're goin you just might!

    I had the unfortunate experience of havin a virgin take a bite outta my cookie and he had braces!
    *shudders*

  • anoel06

    candibfly says:

    i think they were nose bleeds (which i’m fine with) and i think it was also a pre-sale (i get emails sometimes) but i’m so indecisivie and frugal at times, i just couldn’t part with my lil $80 (plus all them other fees they add on) at the time

    _________________________________________________________________________

    I checked on the Target Center's website and for 1 ticket it came up to $99 which wasn't including the other fees, which came to a whopping price of $116 when it was all said and done for ONE ticket....

    Maybe it's them high ass prices and not the singing that's making people not want to go. It's a recession dammit! :shrugs:

  • ELove

    @ALBoy
    BUT Their very Versatile LIKE Elastic (Real...) ONE of My Boyz use to exclusively mess with Asian Females and they LUV giving HEAD Too !!! You would be AMAZED at the AMOUNT of DYCK they can Take :yes:

  • MissHarlem

    YALL jawn is Philly lingo and Burger IDK what lingo that is but not NY :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Ouch Brown :(

  • StillASassyOne

    @His
    I'm good, bew! And you?! :hug:

    @Dimpz
    Your man runs from the semen on the washcloth, too?! :rofl:

    @Brown
    Okay- well, you didn't say that the 1st time. I had to clarify!

    @Ace
    :dead: @ "reduce it from a hoover to a swiffer."

  • yallcrazy

    MissHarlem says:

    YALL jawn is Philly lingo and Burger IDK what lingo that is but not NY
    ---------------------------

    Yo ma, we doing all east coast lingo yo! Yamean1? (we need more words though)lol

    Ho burger was only used to show Dimpz that jawn could mean anything :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Elove & Ace

    I think too much peen can mess up an Asian snatch though....see Lily Thai for example. Her hole looks real....ran through in her latest videos. :no:

    She needs to do some kegels.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    Yall this was when I had a landin strip so you knoe that didnt go over too well afterwards!
    but dam he was fine, but he had a small penus too!
    NO WIN SITUATION

  • MzDimplez1123

    SASSY! :yahoo: :yahoo: :cheer: :cheer1:

    Girl, lovin you is draining! LMAO

  • ELove

    @Still
    I CAN'T think of this one chick's name but she's Asian & She definitely has Some Black in her and Her Snatch LQQKS so Petite & Normal but she can TAKE Massive Amounts of Dyck !!! (Real...)

  • yallcrazy

    :waves: Sassy!

    @Brown, I went back with my 1st yrs later & he seemed small to me, but not at first. I was mad, thinking I must be crazy! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    MZ D! :rules:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    @ Elove Yea I heard they love gagging I just couldnt with all the whinning Ow I feel it in my pancreas ow you just collapsed my lung :no: Stop Talkin

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I heard they love gagging I just couldnt with all the whinning Ow I feel it in my pancreas ow you just collapsed my lung Stop Talkin
    ___________________
    :nono: :lol:

  • CHA CHA

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:

    I had the unfortunate experience of havin a virgin take a bite outta my cookie and he had braces!
    *shudders*

    Yeah I had the unfortunate experience of almost ripping a peen off when I had braces :rofl: sorry guys!..I was inexperienced.

    @ Dee... i feel so honored...does a quick drive by smack so you can get back to work! :yahoo:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Luscious..........WHAT I DO?! *assumes positon*

  • CHA CHA

    StillASassyOne says:
    see Lily Thai for example. Her hole looks real….ran through in her latest videos.

    She needs to do some kegels.

    SASSY IS SO INFORMATIVE :hug: :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    @Choco, 395

  • CHA CHA

    kingstonn says:

    I’m an oral virgin. so what?

    :blink: YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A JAW MEAL :think: COME SIT ON MAMA LAP AND TELL ME ABOUT IT

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dimpz
    Hey love!! :cheer1: "If loving you is wrong...I don't wanna be right..."

    @Elove
    She can take it and not stretch out cause she's got some BLACK in her! LMAO!

    @Yall
    Hello, dear!! :waves: How are ya?! Behaving? (I hope not!)

  • yallcrazy

    Always behaving ma!

    (east coast lingo) :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yall
    Yeah Okay MA I got you - you and Lolita only experienced that :lol: - but I had a bf when I was 12 that could'nt french kiss to save his life :hurl: he almosted drowned my azz

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN

    MZD
    you didnt obey the 2 smiley rule!
    That calls for somethin a lil more invasive than the heimlich!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yall don't wanna move this to the Breezy post?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    @ cha
    nope. I'm forever worried about cleaning habits & if they use soap. LOL

  • CHA CHA

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Yall don’t wanna move this to the Breezy post?

    LEAD THE WAY CHOCOCITA

  • yallcrazy

    Who's he? :rofl: Is that where everybody's at?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8&NR=1 ALBoy

    Invasive? who calling me? :coffee:

  • CHA CHA

    kingstonn says:

    @ cha
    nope. I’m forever worried about cleaning habits & if they use soap. LOL

    :rofl: What if you shower together :think:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Breezy POST YALL this chit is taking slow to LOAD!

  • ELove

    @Still :thumbsup: :lol:

    HOTT Cha Cha (Comment #441)
    SHE doesn't want to GIVE HEAD (It's just that SIMPLE...) As I Teenager I routinely messed with Older Females and WE alwayz took showers together... I LATER figured out that was THEIR WAY of finding out HOW I WAS in the CLEANLY-NESS Department :yes: :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :blink: @ invasive

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    damn...

  • DeliciousOne

    @Chibytex

    You are totally off base. You may not like Rihanna but musical tastes are subjective. Rihanna is selling tickets in the US, just not as much as she is selling in Europe. Outside the US, Rihanna is on fire and as any concert promoter will tell you, it is more lucrative to do shows there. £,Euro>>>>>>>>>>>$

    By the way I love Sade...extremely talented woman. Sade also said in an that she was a fan of Rihanna too. You see...subjective.

    Anyway as I stated previously..that retweet could have meant anything as she just bigged up Minneapolis. At least she didn't bitch out like some and delete the tweet when she found out that it wasn't true.