Twitter FAIL: Rihanna
Yesterday, pop singer Rihanna excitedly retweeted a message from a rabid follower who announced that her Minneapolis show had sold out in just 68 minutes. The apparent sell out comes after reports surfaced that Rihanna’s U.S. concert dates were selling slowly. Too bad Rihanna didn’t check with the Target Center in Minneapolis before posting that tweet.
According to the arena’s website, tons of tickets are still available for Rihanna’s June 16th concert with featured guest, Cee Lo Green. Now Rihanna is looking pretty dumb… again.
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LMMFAO!!!!! This is really sad… so hilariously sad…
The pic is humorous!
LOL! funny
Dag… Sade’ tickets cost more than Rih Rih??? Sade’ joints sellin for like $225….
@Nola
Sade’s tix SHOULD cost more than Rihanna’s! Sade has TALENT. Rihanna has a fly WARDROBE.
Hell- and $225 ain’t bad for Sade.’ I paid $290 in 07 for Beyonce tix.
Nola_D says:
Dag… Sade’ tickets cost more than Rih Rih??? Sade’ joints sellin for like $225….
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As they should.
i would expect sade (rightfully so) tickets to cost more than rihanna
Speaking of tix- anybody know what Prince tix are going for? Or should I just faint now?
and i was over here crying bout $80 for sade tickets (i ain’t buy em) #recessionmynig
#Reaching!
She just retweeted…and didn’t actually confirm anything. Nothing wrong or shameful in bigging up Minneapolis is there?
@ Anna… LOL… my bad… ur right…
StillASassyOne says:
Speaking of tix- anybody know what Prince tix are going for? Or should I just faint now?
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You can faint now, but you’ll miss a great show. LOL. He never disappoints, and well worth the price.
Watching that cat for 75 minutes would be more entertaining than any show Rihanna could ever put on.
@ Anna and candibfly… LOL… my bad… u guys are right…
candibfly says:
and i was over here crying bout $80 for sade tickets (i ain’t buy em) #recessionmynig
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Shooooot! I wish someone would sell some for $80! I’d be in that bizzznich!
i think they were nose bleeds (which i’m fine with) and i think it was also a pre-sale (i get emails sometimes) but i’m so indecisivie and frugal at times, i just couldn’t part with my lil $80 (plus all them other fees they add on) at the time
I just checked myself. Damn, that embarrassing. She still has over a month to sell tickets, but the fact that she said they were sold out already without checking makes her look stupid.
LMFAOOOOO…Im sure this woman aint selling out no concerts. But Im feeling Cee-lo’s album
love me some rih rih but………
clutches the girl and falls out
from laughing @ that cat.
Cant Stand Rhianna..
Bird says:
I just checked myself. Damn, that embarrassing. She still has over a month to sell tickets, but the fact that she said they were sold out already without checking makes her look stupid.
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She should have ppl sending emails and calling w/numbers every hr. on the hr. about her sales.
Bird says:
I just checked myself. Damn, that embarrassing. She still has over a month to sell tickets, but the fact that she said they were sold out already without checking makes her look stupid.
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Agreed
MEOW
SN I want to see Sade love her
lord that cat is priceless!
have you ever been attracted to someone and knew that you wanted break them off bt after a short convo you knew the sex would be horrible????
Maybe that’s just me
@Anna
Just looked up Prince tickets, as long as i’m not sitting in the “Purple Cirlce,” I can afford it! LOL!
I can’t find any concert dates nearest me except for in SC tomorrow….and I cant drive from MD to SC tonight and back tomorrow night for work.
Cee-Lo would have been better off doing a solo concert.
F you and F her too
If I was richer I’d still be wit ya
Now ain’t that some shyt
Ain’t that some shyt
StillASassyOne says:
Speaking of tix- anybody know what Prince tix are going for? Or should I just faint now?
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Sister-in-law saw him last week and said her side stage ticket cost $150. She said he was worth every penny.
Nola_D
Dag… Sade’ tickets cost more than Rih Rih??? Sade’ joints sellin for like $225….
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It’s expeced. Thats talent and still going stron!
HAHAHAHAHA
@Bird
Yeah- I just looked. I think I missed the date nearest me though. I can get the lower level side stage tickets for $135, but it would be at the coliseum in SC….on tomorrow.
And I’m in MD… boo!!
*strong
annabraa says:
Watching that cat for 75 minutes would be more entertaining than any show Rihanna could ever put on.
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maybe jet blue has some $20 tickets to SC? :-/
Bird says:
I just checked myself. Damn, that embarrassing. She still has over a month to sell tickets, but the fact that she said they were sold out already without checking makes her look stupid.
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We finally agree on something.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:
have you ever been attracted to someone and knew that you wanted break them off bt after a short convo you knew the sex would be horrible????
Maybe that’s just me
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There’s no way you can tell from a brief conversation how good their sex game is unless they come out and admit they suck.
annabraa says:
Watching that cat for 75 minutes would be more entertaining than any show Rihanna could ever put on.
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lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bird how’s your brother?
Is he lonely????
@Twin, Yo u sonned me & left…
Sade is worth it! No hoopla, just good music. Treat yourself to a gift yo.
i hadnt had that happen Luscious, but Ive met some beautiful women with horrible breathe. smh
@twin
nah b it ain’t eem like that. *shines up my ‘i love ny’ pin* i went to the microwave to heat up my enchiladas. been waitin to eat them jawns all day. real talk yo.
@Brown
YES!! I’ve had that experience! You think he could probably throw down, then 5 minutes into the convo, you realize he’s a cornball who probably doesn’t even know his penis from a pocket protector.
It’s a real disappointing feeling, isn’t it?
Sandra I disagree
I’ve had brief convos and usually if they’re quick to tell you how they’ll make you feel etc then that’s usally a sign they’re tryna pump themselves up
@Brown how could you tell by a convo that the sex wouldn’t be good?
(and lets remember this is a family oriented blog site…lmfaooooooooo…i love sandra)
@BROWN
“have you ever been attracted to someone and knew that you wanted break them off bt after a short convo you knew the sex would be horrible????
Maybe that’s just me”
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What’d I say wrong?
Sassy then God forbid they call you and try to talk sexy!!!!!
MAJOR FAIL
Mr.BluPhi says:
@Brown how could you tell by a convo that the sex wouldn’t be good?
(and lets remember this is a family oriented blog site…lmfaooooooooo…i love sandra)
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what’s more disappointing (and i’m just guessing here) is when u get the feeling by talkin to them that they can put it down…and they DON’T
O:-) <——-my halo
Rihanna is a better singer than Sade!
All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
me: Oh wait, you hear that, my phone is bout to go dead, dayum!
Unless Rhianna does something drastic with her career, I think she’s gonna slowly fade into obliviation…..If you cant tour, you have no career….
Its sad that after 5 albums and countless of singles and hooks that she cant headline a tour…
Jay-Z some where along the lines, you went wrong…
@Brown
I’ve had that happen before. Talking about how I just need to be “piped right” and how they could make me climb walls and sh*t, and all this other crap…. I tried their pipe and it was sooooooooooooooooooooo wack. I can’t even describe the words to tell you the wackness of it. I just can say that as soon as it was over- I made up some lie about where I had to go so they would get out.
SMH…… After that- I only follow my instincts. Dudes that NEVER comment on their peens can usually slay a dragon with a butter knife!! LAWD!!
What?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
@ Man
Did you just say Rihanna is better singer than Sade???
suspect: I’ll just call you back on your other phone what’s the bumber?
me: that phone is dead too
All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
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You cant be serious….
ALL of Sade’s albums go hard…Her voice is like laying on a beach watching the waves and drinking a margarita….
Rhianna’s voice is like listening to a billy goat stangle a cat….
*strangle
Luscious you aint right lol
*sends Man all of Sade’s cds to he can re-hear & stop spreading foolishness*
@Candi
Yes- that is disappointing as well. That happened with my 7-min guy. I thought he was going to *Grandma Klump voice* “WHOOOO!!! Make my head blow off!”
That negro couldn’t blow out birthday candles. I almost cried, I was so mad.
@chyby
strangle or stangle, that jawn still don’t sound better than Sade!
On1 If i know the sex is gonna be wack then I’m not gonna even allow them to waste my time with a phone bone!
While you’re failin at tryna phone bone I could be gettin myself off without you
OMG somebody stop Sandra
I CAN’T I was half way sleep but this woke me up
*sends Man all of Sade’s cds to he can re-hear & stop spreading foolishness*
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Basically!!!
These kids this days
:shurg:
StillASassyOne says:
@Brown
I’ve had that happen before. Talking about how I just need to be “piped right” and how they could make me climb walls and sh*t, and all this other crap…. I tried their pipe and it was sooooooooooooooooooooo wack. I can’t even describe the words to tell you the wackness of it. I just can say that as soon as it was over- I made up some lie about where I had to go so they would get out.
SMH…… After that- I only follow my instincts. Dudes that NEVER comment on their peens can usually slay a dragon with a butter knife!! LAWD!!
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Hey , I talk about my log every now and then….lmfaooooo
@CHI
“All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
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You cant be serious….
ALL of Sade’s albums go hard…Her voice is like laying on a beach watching the waves and drinking a margarita….
Rhianna’s voice is like listening to a billy goat stangle a cat….”
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Please. Sade’s music should come with “Zoloft” or something. Ain’t that much pain and despair in the world for that woman to be crying and moaning and groaning that much.
A SCORN WOMAN
U CWAZY AUNTIE!!! AND 
AT THE KITTY WIG LOOK BETTER THAN RIRI LACE 
ON1
there’s nothin worse than that awkward silence when he just thinks he’s said somethin to turn you on and he hasn’t!
chyby
strangle or stangle, that jawn still don’t sound better than Sade!
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Sade, Prince, and Beyonce are the only 3 people on this earth I’d pay big money to see….
All three PURE talent….
I dont see how Rhianna could even think that people would pay over $50 to see her…she has to KNOW that her voice is medicore at best and dancing sux ass….She got the wrong people around her….
@Man, you need love.
*cues LL’s I need love*
Sandra Rose said
Mr.BluPhi says:
woooooowwwww In my Flavor Flav voice… 
….Sandra that is dude in that pic……
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That is not a dude. But I can see how you would be confused.
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I like Sade I have listned to
burnedall her albums@Blu
A off-the cuff joke every now and then is okay, but some dudes wil swear you up and down that their pipe packs more heat than Darth Vader’s light saber!
And they be lying like sh*t….
I am the WORST lay to be with if you suck. I don’t even TRY to act like I’m enjoying it. Will be totally quiet, rolling my eyes at you, *sigh-ing*, yawning, picking up my phone and some more stuff. If you’re wack- you will KNOW it with me.
that’s like askin “Whose p____ is that” and you haven’t even put in work yet!
Sorry yall I’m just ventin
@Brown, & don’t even try dating with one of these young cats, texting gone wrong!
Trying to turn you on. #fail
theres nothin worse than a woman that doesnt know what shes doing, or better yet is too “cute” to get it in.
harlem its all we know
Please. Sade’s music should come with “Zoloft” or something. Ain’t that much pain and despair in the world for that woman to be crying and moaning and groaning that much.
with Sade in the background….
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Not all of Sade’s music is sad…I had some real good
Sex was all intimate and chit….
Man, stop
bustdowns like Rhianna and you’ll understand one day!!!!
@twin yo kid, its mad crazy over here today
someone stop me
Yo Harlem, b we ran out of words!
& now you say 80s and 90s, soooo, we’re missing a whole lot!!!
yallcrazy says:
@Man, you need love.
*cues LL’s I need love*
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Don’t stop b
Did that jawn fill you up?
@on1, you should upgrade
StillASassyOne says:
@Blu
A off-the cuff joke every now and then is okay, but some dudes wil swear you up and down that their pipe packs more heat than Darth Vader’s light saber!
And they be lying like sh*t….
I am the WORST lay to be with if you suck. I don’t even TRY to act like I’m enjoying it. Will be totally quiet, rolling my eyes at you, *sigh-ing*, yawning, picking up my phone and some more stuff. If you’re wack- you will KNOW it with me.
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lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn.
I’ll return to this jawn later Twin!
A off-the cuff joke every now and then is okay, but some dudes wil swear you up and down that their pipe packs more heat than Darth Vader’s light saber!
And they be lying like sh*t….
I am the WORST lay to be with if you suck. I don’t even TRY to act like I’m enjoying it. Will be totally quiet, rolling my eyes at you, *sigh-ing*, yawning, picking up my phone and some more stuff. If you’re wack- you will KNOW it with me.
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fukk his pride huh?????
@ON1
“theres nothin worse than a woman that doesnt know what shes doing, or better yet is too “cute” to get it in.”
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NIGGA! The “Halle Berry Complex.” I can’t stand hoes like that. You gotta slap ‘em in the face with the dyck.
see thats that problem yall women are just on ur back putting w no effort..dont like changing positions and sh!t.
Who on the good Lord’s green earth would pay actually money to hear this girl sing??
Walk down a runway? Sure.
Sing? Uh uh….
@CHIB
“Not all of Sade’s music is sad…I had some real good with Sade in the background….
Sex was all intimate and chit….
Man, stop bustdowns like Rhianna and you’ll understand one day!!!!”
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How could you
with a woman crying and grieving in the background? 
can u stop generalizing? thanks
CANDI & YALL you guys are killin me softly over here
if you only knew how you sound 
it is making my day though so carry on
I wouldn’t pay to see Bey pop her coochie all night but I wld love to see DC
I love Sade but all my friends think she is boring/sad and depressing
Riri may sound like a goat but her unique style/tone has helped make her a star and have hawt singles!
@sandra you need to go to timeout
I need an around the way girl
That’s the one for me
HEY ALBOY
PHRO
hey babes
@candi so u fancy now yo???
@bluebish u and ur twin went to NYC and got all kinds of fancy huh??
@on1 some bishes act like that wen they really not into dude and just had to bust one quick…
Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless!
What is this topic? Rihanna or MAN screwing Sade in his head
@BROWN
“I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless!”
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That’s just hateful and spiteful right there.
nah, she just dont know what the fluck shes doing is all. Why suck d just because? or anything for trhe sake of doing it….layin down with any and everybody to get a nut.
It should be a battle, if I dont walk/limp away with scars then it was a waste of my time and yours!
@ Man have even listened to her songs?
By Your Side
Kiss of Life
Love is Stronger Than Pride
Paradise
No Ordinary Love
Smooth Operator
Sweetest Taboo
Boy you could make plenty of facials listening to Sade….you just gotta know what you are doing and have the right WOMAN…..not little girl….
@Blu & Chiby
Yep- fukk his pride if I can’t get mine.
@Brown
LMAO! I’ve stopped somebody a couple of times. But it’s almost annoying because when you tell them WHY you stopped them, they start trying to promise they can do it better. And by that time, you’re like: “I don’t want you to try to do it better. I just want you to put your clothes on, pass me my vibrator, and lock the door behind you.”
**sidenote**
I love it when a woman talks chit.
@ON1 WELL U THE ONE COMPLAINING SO SOUNDS LIKE U GET ALOT OF THESE CHICKS THAT JUST WANT TO LAY ON THEY BACK NO WORK ……SOUNDS LIKE U MIGHT BE THE PROBLOMO!! MAYBE LOOK FOR DATES OR AZZ OUTSIDE OF BLACKPLANET OR MYSPACE
#LAKERDYNASTY!! 
laker, on the real b, what u talm bout?!
*slips a few pesos in laker’s dora boy shorts*
Miss H how you baby? I was just about to ask you had we broken up? Havnt discussed any PTI with you in a min
here laker go…lol
LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:
Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless!
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Wow. Could his poor performance in bed have anything to do with the tremendous amount of pressure you put on him beforehand?
@CHI
” have even listened to her songs?
By Your Side
Kiss of Life
Love is Stronger Than Pride
Paradise
No Ordinary Love
Smooth Operator
Sweetest Taboo
Boy you could make plenty of facials listening to Sade….you just gotta know what you are doing and have the right WOMAN…..not little girl….”
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Yes, all those “songs” listed are just one continuous moan.
I’m more likely to distribute facials to some old school romantic chit like Marvin Gaye, Too Short or Teddy P.
@You
Obviously u didn’t see my response in the other post bc u would be acking like that. *neck roll*
@On1
but Im very interactive and compliant – I just day lay on my back – and if Im not into you – you won’t be anywhere near my chocha 
I don’t know the type of women you
OFF TOPIC I just joined Planet Fitness for $10.00 a month – anyone else heard of them?
@Man
“NIGGA! The “Halle Berry Complex.” I can’t stand hoes like that. You gotta slap ‘em in the face with the dyck.”
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I’ve been slapped with a penis a few times before. 
Dunno why I always find it so funny!
ON1 perhaps you could get introduced to my fruuit roll up trick later
Sassy it just embarrasses them when they tryna explain!
“See the deal is that I hurt myslef playin ball”
Niccah if you knew you were hurt then you should have rescheduled!
@candi QUE??? bish stop u know i can bearly spell now u talkn to me in a whole notha language
<<a.m facial
@on1
ALBOY no we havent broken up I cant live without PTI
Riri may sound like a goat but her unique style/tone has helped make her a star and have hawt singles!
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Too bad all that those singles arent enough to sell concert tix…
We can look at her on tv and on the internet….but payin HER to hear her sing is another story….buying her cd is also another…nothing wrong with paying the record company that helped “craft” her sound…Im sure she uses a lot of techs to get that radio sound…..they need their moeny too.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless
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See this is when it becomes rape…because blue balls aint no joke, so Im gettin mines. lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I kid, I kid
@Choco
My aunt & 2 cousins belong to them. Open 24/7, right?
They’re cool, but they’re a “no frills” gym. I need a pool, and a sauna and stuff. That’s why I stick with my Ballys.
@CHOCO BAM BAM BAM!!!! HOT BISH!!
HAVE I TOLD U I WOVE U 
@Man says:
“You gotta slap ‘em in the face with the dyck.”
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Doesn’t that hurt the man’s peen though?
Dear BIRD.
Please dont fly away but fly above…come back and face the shenanigans that have been set before you… The people feel as if they have been bamboozled, duped, and as if you have pulled the wool over their head all of this time. If you were in that number when you got married to your significant other than take a stand and take a bow that is the mature thing to do for a woman of a certain age and caliber. Dont let these fools run you off. Be proud, be gay, and be a american where at least you know your free. I for one always thought that you were proud of your wedding pic and you looked to be the happiest bride ever. SO if in fact you are married to Linda and not Leonard, I support your love 100%.
Signed, your E associate Cha Bella (LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THANG) LA BELLA DON DIVA
OFF TOPIC I just joined Planet Fitness for $10.00 a month – anyone else heard of them?
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Is that located in Louisiana or in different states? I’ve heard of em
@Sandra
“Wow. Could his poor performance in bed have anything to do with the tremendous amount of pressure you put on him beforehand?”
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Sandra- you know damn well, that the pressure does NOT come from US!! It’s from them talking all this sh*t to get us all excited and then knowing that they can’t deliver!!
How you always find a way to try and make everything the Black woman’s fault?
@MR. BLU
“Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless
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See this is when it becomes rape…because blue balls aint no joke, so Im gettin mines. lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I kid, I kid”
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You ain’t kidding nigga!
lol@ choco laker…luscious..your fruit rollup trick damn..got me smiling brb
Yes, all those “songs” listed are just one continuous moan.
Im sure…..
I’m more likely to distribute facials to some old school romantic chit like Marvin Gaye, Too Short or Teddy P.
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I guess you are right…most chicken heads and bussdowns wouldnt understand the complexity of Sade…she’s too sohphistcated for the type you
@ Miss H I just had to make sure you can get that PTI info any time
Sandra Rose says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:
Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless!
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Wow. Could his poor performance in bed have anything to do with the tremendous amount of pressure you put on him beforehand?
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The perfomance was poor because he didnt know what he was doing and I was hoodwinked! bamboozled! led astray!
If they feel any type of pressure then perhaps I’m not the chick for them!
If they dont have any confidence then they’re performance will be poor
ALEX yea I did read it but it was late and I need my attn from you in a more timely manner hmph just when I was about to……
CHOCO yea girl I been on that free friend chit for about 4 years now. Planet Fitness rocks. Me and my friend switches one year I get the membership and the next year she does. We go togehter for motivation and because one of us is free
@mr.sexy if i don’t get mine blu ball it is
@ Lakeshow How you today baby?
@SASSY
““NIGGA! The “Halle Berry Complex.” I can’t stand hoes like that. You gotta slap ‘em in the face with the dyck.”
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I’ve been slapped with a penis a few times before.
Dunno why I always find it so funny!”
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I bet you started sucking it better afterwards too.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MR. BLU
“Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless
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See this is when it becomes rape…because blue balls aint no joke, so Im gettin mines. lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I kid, I kid”
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You ain’t kidding nigga!
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Have I told you how much you disgust me
@Choco
Yeah, I used to belong to one here up until late last year.
She sells out overseas like I said in my earlier comment she getting her paper either way
She has fans who want to see her tour in the states and will continue to do shows neither you or I are being forced to go #thatisall
@Brown
HELL YEAH! One dude was like: “yeah- I’m just really zooted from this Nyquil I had last night.”
Negro-you were here last night! No Nyquil around!
“Well- I haven’t had a chance to get the first one out yet, I’m better on the 2nd one.”
Okay…well- I’m sure the next chick will be more than pleased with your 2nd one. Don’t slam my door when you leave, please.
Sitting here waiting for you,
Feels like I’m waiting for winter,
It’s gonna be cold……
ALBOY thanks glad your here to help
@CHI
“Yes, all those “songs” listed are just one continuous moan.
I’m more likely to distribute facials to some old school romantic chit like Marvin Gaye, Too Short or Teddy P.
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I guess you are right…most chicken heads and bussdowns wouldnt understand the complexity of Sade…she’s too sohphistcated for the type you Im sure…..”
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I bet you an ol boy lay in the bed cuddling and crying together listening to that Sade huh?
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@mr.sexy if i don’t get mine blu ball it is
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lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….
@You
But I had already sent u the memo that u were late acknowledging me before u said that. So, let’s just call a truce. Let me tie you up with white flags.
Autie can we get a :newtopic:
@Man
On this occasion….you are right, sir. I still always find it hilarious though.
i don’t think planet fitnesss has aerobics classes, or at least they didn’t when i looked on the website, so i wasn’t interested. i have machines at my apt for free and machines are boring to me, but its a good price if u don’t have gym equipment handy and don’t care about classes.
@SASSY
““Well- I haven’t had a chance to get the first one out yet, I’m better on the 2nd one.”
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THIS is fact. Nigga should always bust one out before ever doing it with a new chick.
@AL IM GOOD NICE AND WE… YEAH IM GOOD HOW U DOING TODAY??
@BIG PAPA
@HARLEM U NO LOVE ME NO MORE **LOOKS AROUND FOR HIS AND SHANK**
What you sippin on E LOVE… I want some
I dont just lay on my back #INEEDOFRELIEF DAMN
*sits atop cha cha’s left shoulder as my halo shines in the sunlight and glistens with early morning’s dew*
“Well- I haven’t had a chance to get the first one out yet, I’m better on the 2nd one.”
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See this is where I differ, that first one is the last one. I mean Im goin in, give it my yall…after that, #ImDone Im putting the hand cuffs, hammer, and mustard back under the restroom sink. And probably goin i the kitchen to get a bag of doritos …
We can try agin in about 8-10 hours.
@CHACHA
CUUTE PIC
HOW U DOING TODAY HIT A BISH UP…
@CHOCO U OK MAMAS
@Candi
No, they don’t have classes. It was boring to me.
I bet you an ol boy lay in the bed cuddling and crying together listening to that Sade huh?
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we gets it in listening to Sade…..
Sade is for grown people…..
She aint for everybody…but to say all her music is sad and depressing is crazy….if anything it always makes me feel good!!
so Blu you’re a one hitter quitter
Shoot I would pay just to see Ceelo
Rihanna looked pretty darn fabulous on the cover of the new rolling stones magazine…
@Harlem
How did you get the free on with the $10.00 membership I just like that there is real contractual obligation
@Candi
I hate aerobics boobs are too big for all the damn jumping around so yeah that’s what I liked best about planet fitness – GYM EQUIPMENT
I swear fo GAWDT if this bish at work don’t leave me the fluck alone I am going to light into her azz!!!!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Have I told you how much you disgust me
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo I was jokin.
LAKERRR no babe dont ever say that
EBABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY Love you more and more each day and no to your question
ALEX yesssss I love that how did you know?!!!
@ Alex
Y was it boring to you?
Hey CHa Cha
Hold me until I calm down
Can u do something to make me feel good?
Blu that was for Man not you
RatchetFree says:
I swear fo GAWDT if this bish at work don’t leave me the fluck alone I am going to light into her azz!!!!!
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We cant have you losing your job. lmfaooo
Sade’s tix SHOULD cost more than Rihanna’s! Sade has TALENT.
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She also supposedly got that pesky black tar habit she gotta support.
Wouldn’t mind seeing Helen tho.
@choco i have ginormous boobs also, but i invested in a good sports bra and u don’t have to do exactly what they do, if u don’t want to jump, u can modify the exercise. just a suggestion if u ever get tired of equipment and want to try a class like kickboxing or something.
Hey Candi my favorite exotic angel whisperer
LAKES *smacks dat, hey sexay heffuh!
HEY CHEEKS… seeing your smile makes me happy!
Hey Choco Ma!
Sup everyone else
<— Rihannas red wig
@alex who is this jawn that’s making u
b?
CHOCO if you are a member your friend can come with you for free. To be honest though havent been to the gym in a MIN. I just did it because I was with my girl and she loved to exercise but me I am not the gym exercise person
See this is where I differ, that first one is the last one. I mean Im goin in, give it my yall…after that, #ImDone Im putting the hand cuffs, hammer, and mustard back under the restroom sink. And probably goin i the kitchen to get a bag of doritos …
We can try agin in about 8-10 hours.
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You better go hard the first time or go home…..
I aint time to be playing with you all night….I got sleep to get…
Now if you wake me up around 4 or 5 in the morning…then we can continue…
@bLU
“Have I told you how much you disgust me
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo I was jokin.
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That was directed at me I think.
She says that to disguise how bad she wants me inside of her.
Man says:
Rihanna is a better singer than Sade!
All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
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Say what?!!! Okay. you’re entitled to your own opinion but can Rihanna, at 50 leave the game and come back with a platum album. Wait, can she stay in the game until she’s 50? Not every one can be Madonna.
CHA CHAAAAAA hey bff
Mr.BluPhi says:
“Well- I haven’t had a chance to get the first one out yet, I’m better on the 2nd one.”
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See this is where I differ, that first one is the last one. I mean Im goin in, give it my yall…after that, #ImDone Im putting the hand cuffs, hammer, and mustard back under the restroom sink. And probably goin i the kitchen to get a bag of doritos …
We can try agin in about 8-10 hours.
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Try again in the morning.
LUNCHTIMEEEE
@Candi
It’s the same bish that had the failed lap band surgery!! I just saw her the other day and the bish don’t look any different!!
Covers my body in blue paint and spells out on the concrete ALEX BE EASY
Wait, can she stay in the game until she’s 50?
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not even til she’s 25.
Hey Cha Cha
like the new pic and thank u 
She also supposedly got that pesky black tar habit she gotta support.
Wouldn’t mind seeing Helen tho.
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Smh….we all gotta dark side…..
so we not still talm bout Rihanna?
@Candi
That’s wassup Ma my cuzo teaches a class but I swear I hate having to follow instructions exercising is tedious enough to me
@Harlem
That’s good I can drag my daughter with my I just need to tone and I haven’t been in a gym in years but Im not preventative – preserve that sexy
Im doing preventative I need to have sex REAL i cant talk and type
#DAHAIL
*runs through smackin ashes and yanking peens like the people on Price is Right and then I hit my Dougie.*
the most I ever paid for a concert ticket itself was $175. R. Kelly and Jay-Z the best of Both Worlds. That show was the truth just wish they hadn’t fallen oput first and thenit would hav been epic. The CD still gets play. The most expensive concert I ever went to though was Anger Management (because I had to got to Vegas) when 50 and Floyd started dating. Artists these days get too hype too fast largely due to features and remixes and then just don’t have the bodies of work to warrant those kinds of ticket prices (IMO)so they go to nightclubs and party venues instead.
The exchange in comment 147 just slayed me. Logged in to fallout…. Y’all carry on….
Oh and
to all the ususal suspects…
@MARTIAN GAL
“Rihanna is a better singer than Sade!
All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
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Say what?!!! Okay. you’re entitled to your own opinion but can Rihanna, at 50 leave the game and come back with a platum album. Wait, can she stay in the game until she’s 50? Not every one can be Madonna.”
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¿¿¿ DA FLUCK ???
**whispering: who dis nigga is?**
Um, Sade selling albums is a testament to how many depressed people are around. NOT to her “talent” of crying and grieving on the microphone.
@Choco
maybe it was the ppl at mine. something about them i didn’t like.
HARLEMMMMMMMMMM wait before you go here is a chocolate cookie I made for Our BFF day
It says YOUR THE BESTESTSES 
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
so Blu you’re a one hitter quitter
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I wouldnt say that, but I dont need to bust twice for the “teeth brushing” to be on point.
(we replace “sex” with “teeth brushing” when we’re talking around my little cousins)
my nigga p to the muthatruckin s p!
Hey Kingston
@ALex
Girl see im weirded out easily and I was looking at the colors in the gym like wtf but 10.00 right down the street from me I can’t beat – the trainers and stuff bored you? did you ever go with a friend to work out?
LOL
If you tap out after 1 time then we gon have some issues!
CHA CHA says:
HARLEMMMMMMMMMM wait before you go here is a chocolate cookie I made for Our BFF day It says YOUR THE BESTESTSES
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*sits patiently waiting for my cookie that i know is sure to come*
when 50 and Floyd started dating
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I love how you just threw that in……
They do have a very deep “admiration” for one another……
Hey PSP
Are ya’ll ready for a offtopic sex question or is it to early
who said Rihanna can sing better than Sade? have you NOT heard her warbling/yodeling live? the fluck….?
@Cha
Im RET
@Choco
The trainer that did my assessment…..his lips were so damn dry all the damn time I would just be stuck staring at them.
Not too many artists I would pay to see these days.
After a Good Session you both should be passed out waking up with the door still locked covered in everything children all un attended to lurking in the hallway lock box open completly empty LETS all get Vagwasted Shall we
So I’ve been tryin to figure out for at least the past 8 months what
meant…. And I just realized that it means “See ya”. Right?
I feel like one of my students.
Hey PSP!!
@AL
Been on that diet for months now.
We had our luncheon and she had a wedge salad and a water.
@ CHA CHA lets get it!
What is it?
@Alex
I don’t want an assessment let me do me I know what I need and it best not be no crackle lip mofo showing me the gym either
comes in sweating from slaving 54645 hours to bake my boo Candi a chocolate and toffee cookie cake that says CANDI IS ONE OF A KIND
**snatching panties out the air like one of them money grab machines**
@Blu
Yall say teeth brushing we call it taking pictures.. :rofl
What say you ChaChizzle?
*puts a helmet on blu and sends him to the short bus*
@ sassy
Yeah Imma put it in….but Im done after round one.
@Brown
LMFAOOOO….I can’t help it, I be drained. LOL
cha, is that you? awwwww… how pretty.
My PEACH
HOTT Cha Cha
and It’s YOU !!! 
who said Rihanna can sing better than Sade? have you NOT heard her warbling/yodeling live? the fluck….?
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According to Man, only sad and depressed people listen to Sade…..yet her concerts STAY being sold out and they are high than a mutherfukker…
Its funny though. all the “happy” people that listen to Rhianna wont go and support her….
It must be nice to have depressed and sad fans for 20+ years…..
@KINGSTON
“who said Rihanna can sing better than Sade? have you NOT heard her warbling/yodeling live? the fluck….?”
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That would be “I.”
I have to give it up for Sade. She has hit one note in 30 years of singing but she’s still held up as a “vocalist.”
Women have hit more notes in one night getting
than Sade has in decades. Ol depressed azz.
Cha I’m waitin!
@CHACHA I READY FOR THE PREGUNTA!!! LET IT OUT!!!
*giggles*
*in my anita baker voice*
No one in the world
Can love me like you do baby
*gets extra crunk*
No one in the world (no one)
No one in the world (no body loves me like you)
No one in the world, (like, like, like you do baby)
@Al
Hey babe!
I totally agree. If I ain’t sweaty and comatose when it’s over..you have FAILED at your job!
@Blu
Yes- it means “see ya.” Are you going to tell us ablout your “jullry” collection, next?
@CHI
“According to Man, only sad and depressed people listen to Sade…..yet her concerts STAY being sold out and they are high than a mutherfukker…
Its funny though. all the “happy” people that listen to Rhianna wont go and support her….
It must be nice to have depressed and sad fans for 20+ years…..
”
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Misery loves company. What better for a bunch of depressed people to do than go to a concert for the depressed?
@chibytex…. Maaannnn, I done told yall. 50 creamed his manties and had the engineers turn the lights on to make sure it was him, (yeah…. Floyd left a BAD, BAD bish to run backstage with 50 and she stayed out there in the third row (I was behind then center stage in the fourth) for the remainder of the show…. E’RR BODY know what happens when you et chose out the first few rows of a rap concert.
The whole thing was very homoerotic.
candibfly says:
*puts a helmet on blu and sends him to the short bus*
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The really sad part is (and Im not afraid to share this with my SR fam), but I got REALLY excited when I figured it out.
For the longest I thought Cya meant something in another language. And when I googled it (I really needed to know ) it spitted out 25 difference acronyms. So I gave up.
@ Manuel
Rihanna is happy? have you not heard her damn Russian roulette song? case & point.
@Man… (Comment #229)
OK that was an Outstanding RETORT but “No Ordinary Love” is STILL one of MY All-Time Favorite SONGS by ANY Artist (Real…)
@ princess
taking pictures is a good one. My little cousin HATED brushing his teeth, so we thought, since we always talkin about “sex”, lets call it “brushing teeth” and maybe he’ll think that brushing teeth is really fun…LOL.
It didn’t work, but we kept the name.
@BLU
“The really sad part is (and Im not afraid to share this with my SR fam), but I got REALLY excited when I figured it out.
For the longest I thought Cya meant something in another language. And when I googled it (I really needed to know ) it spitted out 25 difference acronyms. So I gave up.”
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… and you’re a “teacher” you say? I see.
@ Manuel
I was thinking that too..
Blu I’m embarrassed for you and mad that you admitted that!
You’re almost as bad as the chick that thought she was a “little” pregnant! AHHHHH Good times man, good times
@Man… (Comment #240)
ACTUALLY That’s a GOOD Thing… He’s FOCUSED on what’s really Important (Real…)
@chibytex…. Maaannnn, I done told yall. 50 creamed his manties and had the engineers turn the lights on to make sure it was him, (yeah…. Floyd left a BAD, BAD bish to run backstage with 50 and she stayed out there in the third row (I was behind then center stage in the fourth) for the remainder of the show…. E’RR BODY know what happens when you et chose out the first few rows of a rap concert.
The whole thing was very homoerotic.
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That’s just gross…
But I always thought 50 was
Ya-yo…their relationship seemed too friendly for me…It was like Ya-yo LOVED 50 like his man….
I dont think the Game or Young Buck was down with all that…that’s why 50 chitted on them…..
I can understand how @Man sees Sade music as sad and depressing…. but Sade still sings better… well to me she does.
@Brown
I remember the “little pregnant” post! LMAO! That was soooo long ago! I think I was only a lurker then! But the way ya’ll went in on her for saying that she let her man “c-u-m in her” and she thought she was a “little” pregnant was hilarious!
I felt so bad for her! I think it was Kwall/Genia and somebody else who clowned her the hardest! Did she ever come back?
Sassy I died a thousand times that day
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BLU
“The really sad part is (and Im not afraid to share this with my SR fam), but I got REALLY excited when I figured it out.
For the longest I thought Cya meant something in another language. And when I googled it (I really needed to know ) it spitted out 25 difference acronyms. So I gave up.”
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… and you’re a “teacher” you say? I see
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I can’t even say nuttin. LMFAOOO….But in my defense, I teacher Algebra. (I hope thats a good defense)
so where is that blackplanet page having nigga at?
im still salty about him calling me yellow.
Fellas do you kiss your woman in the mouth after she buffs your knob?
Ladies do you kiss your man in the mouth after he spit shines your platinum
@BLU **SNATCHES CRAYONS FROM UR SKROP GRIP** IT’S OK SHOW UR TRUE COLORES
@BIG PAPA HOW UR DAY BEEN?? **SITS IN LAP WHILE RUBING HEAD** <<TOP ONE
@Brown
Me too! I was mad that registration wasn’t open so that I could comment that day!! I think I was here during the Amulet showdown too. (I always thought that maybe Amulet was foreign or something- the way she used to phrase things was like she did not TOTALLY understand english.)
Ya’ll sure did used to run some folks off of the SR site, I swear!
YES I DO CHA CHA!
IT’S ME HE WAS SUCKIN ON SO WHY NOT!
CHA CHA says:
Fellas do you kiss your woman in the mouth after she buffs your knob?
Ladies do you kiss your man in the mouth after he spit shines your platinum
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Another question for the ages
can understand how @Man sees Sade music as sad and depressing…. but Sade still sings better… well to me she does.
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Im trying to figure out what’s so sad about Sade’s music?
Yet Rhianna can make a song about Russian Roulette…and video about committing suicide…
:shurgs:
@Sassy
IDK if I clowned her the hardest but I damn sure let her know SR ain’t the place for her dumb chit – OMG she just made me sooo mad with that dumb azz question if she did come back she came back as someone else!
cha cha
O:) <—–halo
Cha-Cha
Yes & yes. (I try to avoid him kissing me after he rides the “el” train downtown…..but that nigga be persistent.)
Bastard.
@CHACHA
SUK ONTHE BOTTOM LIP TOO 
@AL SEE HERE I GO AGAIN!!!
The Russian Roulette song is NOT about suicide at all.
@Cha
and 
Ladies do you kiss your man in the mouth after he spit shines your platinum
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Why of course…..who doesn’t????
Sorry hit submit too fast.
It’s about takign a gamble with Love/Relationship
So says Neyo who wrote it. It’s a metaphor.
@BROWN I
THAT CHIT MY PLATE STAY FULL AND CLEAN SO WHY NOT 
@Choco
She really should have known better if she was going to be having “raw” relations. But the fact that she felt she knew you guys well enough to ask that type of question on this site….
@CHA, YEP!
#everythinggetsbetterwithage:)
**enters quietly… takes a seat**
candibfly says:
cha cha O:) <—–halo
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I need to talk to you in the
about brightening the halo its gotten a lil dim
@Ms Dimplez
But little kids dont know that if they are looking at the video….
IMO, Rhianna’s music is waaaaaay sader than Sade’s… Sade’s music is about love and the ups and downs of that…
Rhianna’s music is about the ups and downs of riding a dikk!!
YALL TALKN BOUT PREGERS THAT YALL DESTROID
I WAS NOT HERE BUT I HEARD YALL WENT HARD ON OL GIRL I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW (Real) CHOCO WAS SHE WAS CHEWING HER AZZ HUH??? 
*asks Dee out loud to answer CHA’s question*
@Twin, are we still sonning?
Did Harlem ever upgrade our lingo to today’s date?
@ dimpz
I know, but I was trying to make a point!
& I believe I am too young to engage in conversations of a sexual matter so I’ll just sit here and eat my popcorn.
HEYY DEE!
Auntie a
Pretty Please with sugar on top!!!!
@Laker
lmfaooooooooooooooo
@Cha Cha…… It depends on how the buff job went. If the knob buffing caused an eruption, then HELL NAW. If the knob buffin was part of 4 play, sure…why not. But honestly, all kissing should been done prior to clothes coming off. And then again in the morning when we both wake up.
@CHA CHA
“Fellas do you kiss your woman in the mouth after she buffs your knob?”
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Shole do.
@ Chi…….I understand that. Was just stating that the song is not about suicide.
Sade is ok, not crazy about her, don’t dislike her music. I think the way her voice sounds, you either find it romantic or you find it dry/boring/depressing.
Rih is ok to me too. She has songs I love and songs I flip past. I’m talking CDs though, never listened to her live.
My PEACH
Well I’m FEELING quite fine Now JUICY
HOTT Cha Cha
Ahhhh MINE is PLATINUM Baby (Just wanted to let YOU know that…) and It’s A Delicious LUV-Stick
I DON’T SEE a problem with kissing My Woman after-wards (NONE AT ALL…)
need to talk to you in the about brightening the halo its gotten a lil dim
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maybe its just ur eyes
@Sassy
GTFOH!
Im still peeved to this day that this random troll gonna ask us that simple chat – we ain’t friends like that and I was new to SR but I was BLOWN BISH SITDONW PLS #ATTNWHORE
@Lakes
I just told her she need to be asking her real friends that stupid azz question and then everyone was like a Bish how are you – to be having sex and thinking you are a lil pregnant
BLU
some men like when they have just finished the buffet and they may have remnants around their mouth and the chick licks it off…just sayin
@KINGSTON SHUT UP!!
ANDSWER THE PREGUNTA
ahem… YES to CHA’s questions.
Yes and Yes
@DEE
Hello there. How are you today? You looking lovely.
*smacks Kingston on ass* You sure are! *hands you a Mountain Dew to wash popcorn down*
@BRUH
“I need to talk to you in the about brightening the halo its gotten a lil dim”
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@Blu
Damn boo you a lil stiff in the bedroom huh no pun intended
Crazy!
KIngston…..Check yo mail in two mins.
@twin
word up yo, harlem never told us the new age lingo. she sonned us yo
Ooohh!! The Luscious Lips… lookin’ as tasty as you wanna!! You doing okay?
@CHOCO
WHAT WAS HER EXACT QUESTION??? IM A LIL PREG WHO SAYS THAT CHIT!! 
@Choco
It was funny as all hell though!! Lawd! Those were the days!!
@ lakes
nope. I think somethings are better left a mystery.
*sits next to dee clutching the unsigned friendship contract with quivering lips and a tear clinging to my eyelashes*
@candi (Comment #281)
I sense a hint of shade from Man, I would like to humbly ask…..what have I ever done to you sir?
@CHA CHA
***CLARIFICATION!!**
I’ll kiss her IF I don’t bust in her mouf.
@ Harlem……….Getcho gurlz. They Wildin yo!
@Man I am doing well and thank you. Who’s azz is that tooted n booted in your pic? **just inquiring**
@CHOCO
THATS WHAT I WAS THINK LIKE HE DON’T DO ALOT OF CHIT AND ONLY ONE GO?? 
@BRUH MAN
”
“I sense a hint of shade from Man, I would like to humbly ask…..what have I ever done to you sir?
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You are mistaken. Please disregard.
Dee1127 says:
Ooohh!! The Luscious Lips… lookin’ as tasty as you wanna!! You doing okay?
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there are so many things I could do with this statement like ask if you wanted a taste but since this is family oriented and shyt I won’t!
I’m good!
BruhMan5th Flr says:
I sense a hint of shade from Man, I would like to humbly ask…..what have I ever done to you sir?
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ur cute, u get POSITIVE attn from the ladies
@Brown
What kinda man likes to taste the remnants of his own semen? I be playing around afterwards wiping it off of me, and then showing it to him on the washcloth and he be running from it like I put a gun in his face!
If I tried to kiss him after he “exploded” near my mouth- he’d probably mush me in the face and jump out the bed.
hey peepz *twirls and slides into a straddle*
@Candi **doing The Color Purple hand clap** don’t cry… here, lemme sign that for you.
**takes velvet covered pen and writes “D” in electric blue ink**
HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ChaChizzle. Yes.
Dimpz, yo, you trying to son us!? (<–because I don't know if its a statement or question)
HARLEM! Yo B! *in my manly east coast voice*
HOTT Cha Cha
Nothings wrong with you BABY… You just with the WRONG ONE in that regard because The RIGHT ONE will have you with THAT Uncontrollable & Undeniable URGE to DO SO
@ Man, I stand corrected,
@ Candi gwon get the workout DVD and the chocolate Fondu we making smores in the
@Cha Cha…… It depends on how the buff job went. If the knob buffing caused an eruption, then HELL NAW. If the knob buffin was part of 4 play, sure…why not. But honestly, all kissing should been done prior to clothes coming off. And then again in the morning when we both wake up.
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:thunmbsup:
I dont really like to kiss either while in the act…some kind of way its takes away from my concentration….Just Beat it up PLEASE!!!
Save the kissing for before and after…
@HIS yo b, real talk, u really are mad late to the party! *gives HIS a french manicure using white out*
@twin this jawn always gotta make a grand entrace yo
Choco, I was thinkin to myself that I might be a lil too nasty for Blu!
I’ll mess around and scare his azz off!
He’ll be traumatized
@THE BEAUTIFUL DEE
“I am doing well and thank you. Who’s azz is that tooted n booted in your pic? **just inquiring**”
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I’m glad to see you are doing well.
This beautiful and feminine specimen in my gravie is the lovely “Maliah Michelle.” And no need to worry. Your inquiry is both appreciated and welcomed. You are amongst friends.
**kisses hand**
hey his
(I like the pic too!)
@bruhman i got a new work out by some chick name italia blue, u heard of her?
@ Sass………..I think I know your guy’s brother.
CHA CHA says:
I DONT KISS HIM AFTERWARDS…Whats wrong with me Am the only one! WHERE HAVE I FAILED………..
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Is it that you dont like the taste of your own puzzi or do you think its just nasty……
@CHACHA THERE AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH U MAMA
ITS KAY HAS HE COMPLAINT?? NO THEN AS LONG AS HE HAPPY FUK WHAT WE LIKE OR DO 
Sassy I was talkin about after he did me!
I dont know any man that would kiss me after I’ve just sucked his soul through his penus
Soooo Luscious Lips of Heaven…. you don’t wanna make love faces with me???
@ Crazy………..Nah Ma, it ain even like dat. Ya’mean Knowwhatumsayin?
@ ELove.. no Im definitely with the right one baby UH HUH
Im not saying I never do but I prefer not to.
NEXT QUESTION
TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?
Are there any certified head bobbers out there
*going to change my gravi cus this is gonna be TOO HOT TUESDAY
is there a such thing as TMI? cause this chit right here is giving me a bad visual.
candibfly says:
@bruhman i got a new work out by some chick name italia blue, u heard of her?
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Oh GOODY, one of my favs shes a “loud” presence when she works out
@Candi, grl u know i fcks with u! *pushes up one pant leg ala LL in the 90s and hits my bboy stance* hiiiiii
Kingstonnnnnnn *climbs on ur shoulders and smangs it*
hey @Ya’ll
thank ya bew =)
I see u Lucious *wink*
MZ hey hun
CANDI & YALL
yall are buggin
Hey Dimpz
@Cha Cha
Yes, u seem to be the only one. *shakes u and screams what’s wrong with u*
Dimpz,I forgot about “ma” son!
@Candi, this jawn just reminded me yo!
Dee1127 says:
Soooo Luscious Lips of Heaven…. you don’t wanna make love faces with me???
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Why yes Dee yes I do!
ChaCha
I have a phd in headology
@Lakes
She said she let her bf cum in her lil and so could she be a lil preggers
@Lolita
I know – I don’t even want to eflirt molest Blu on SR
@CHA
I like the way Nikki taste
@KINGSTON IMA BE GOOD TODAY AND SIT WITH U AND CANDI KNITTING THONGS AND PASTIES FOR THE BROKE SKRIPERS
*adds buggin to the e/c lingo list*
@CHA, get tipsy & just do it! It’d probably rock his mind yo!
Hi His
and the beautiful and eloquent Dee how are you? @ CHA CHA, how are you doing love?
Dimpz! hey suga
Cha’bizzle *puts ur hand on my no-nos* u make me feel like a natural woman grl!
Fiance! will u marry me?
I have a phd in headology
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And I have a Masters in Giving Brains
@You
Here, come let me free u from the Candi and YouMustBeCrazy lingo while I whisper in your ear and proceed to your neck so I can leave my mark.
hey Bruh! hi Lakerrrrrr *booty pinch* hi Chocodrop!
Alexxxx!
x’s 19
Hey Alex how have you been today
Hey His
x’s 3. Not too many hugs today. I can barely move my arms from working out yesterday. 
FIANCEEEEE heyyyy love
KINGSTONN hey hun
You tryin’ to son us yo!?
@CHOCO WHAT AND IDIOTA
AND YEAH BLU AINT AS HOT NO MORE!!
@CHACHA **SUCKS SECOND PICKEL OF THE DAY** YEAH WATS THE RIGHT WAY OR THE BEST HEAD YALL!!! **BITES THE PICKLE**
chibytex says:
CHA CHA says:
I DONT KISS HIM AFTERWARDS…Whats wrong with me Am the only one! WHERE HAVE I FAILED………..
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Is it that you dont like the taste of your own puzzi or do you think its just nasty……
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM …. I KNOW I TASTE LIKE GODS GIFT TO THIS WORLD
SO no problem there.. I do sometimes but kissing only intensifies things so I try to stay away so the session can last longer cus my tongue is a beast 
*sends Alex a heavy shirt*
YO
@CHA CHA
“TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?”
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HELL YEAH!
TIPS:
1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
4. The more slobber the better
5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can
HOTT Cha Cha
Well DAMNIT start being more CLEAR and quit with the Blanket Statements
Answer to your next question —> ABSOLUTELY !!!
BAD Head-Jobs are FAR WORST than WHACK-AZZ Puzzy IMO
Absolute NO-NOs:
USING Your Teeth… USING More Hands than MOUTH… NOT Being able to Deep-Throat (ONLY Well-Endowed MEN need to worry about THIS…) and NOT BEING ABLE to FINISH Your Job-n-Duty !!!
Candi
you gotta jerk your head to the right when you say “Sup B, Sup Son, Sup Money” etc
Well hello there BruhMan, i’m doing pretty good and yourself?
*melts in ALEX arms* suckin on my neck damn girl you tryna enslave me huh
FIANCE of course I will marry you
@twin shyt is crazy b! folks buggin in this jawn, nah mean yo?
*whispers* do u really know what i mean tho?
When women are “educated” like our SR fam it can only be good for the community……
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHA CHA
“TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?”
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HELL YEAH!
TIPS:
1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
4. The more slobber the better
5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can
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6. lightly hold the b a l l s
@Bruh
I’m ok. I started training with a trainer and I can barely move my shoulders and arms. I was driving yesterday and could barely turn the wheel. It felt like I had no control over my body.
Hey Bruhman…
<– doubles (debbie and diana)
HEY HISSSSSSSSSSS humps you to the tune of HTowns Knockin the Boots
hey my trini! *slow wines like destra*
AND YEAH BLU AINT AS HOT NO MORE!!
He still is 
#SIKE I KID ON SIKE
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@Twin, yes I really do. *hanging head shamefully*
Now, 10 yrs ago I had to ask the boo to “repeat what you just said”
ELove says:
HOTT Cha Cha
Well DAMNIT start being more CLEAR and quit with the Blanket Statements
Answer to your next question —> ABSOLUTELY !!!
BAD Head-Jobs are FAR WORST than WHACK-AZZ Puzzy IMO
Absolute NO-NOs:
USING Your Teeth… USING More Hands than MOUTH… NOT Being able to Deep-Throat (ONLY Well-Endowed MEN need to worry about THIS…) and NOT BEING ABLE to FINISH Your Job-n-Duty !!!
yallcrazy says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHA CHA
“TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?”
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HELL YEAH!
TIPS:
1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
4. The more slobber the better
5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can
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6. lightly hold the b a l l s
YOU TAKIN NOTES LAKER
I got to about 100 before said fluck it…
so What i miss?
what da topic is?
@yallcrazy
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS… The BALLS are PRECIOUS !!!
Dee
Did you not see I wanted to make love faces with you!
@YALL
““TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?”
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HELL YEAH!
TIPS:
1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
4. The more slobber the better
5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can
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6. lightly hold the b a l l s”
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See tip number 1.
Hoes be WAY too rough with a nigga balls.
Had a chick thought it was sexy to “lightly nibble” on my balls.
She almost got lumped up like Rhianna.
Good lovin’ body rockin’ knockin boots all night longggg hey.
@Cha Cha
I hate it when they work then stop, then work then stop. Asking questions like “Am I doin it right?” or “You about to cum? My neck/jaw is tired.” If you stopped stoppin I would’ve been good already……….
KINGSTONN Destra wine is WICKED get it hun
BRUHMAN hey babe I did see you speak to me in the other post not ignorning
*just in case Man was getting outta pocket*
Fool, did you see that I said “lightly”?
For the record, I’d never nibble b a l l s
who does that? how is it done?
I want a a buttery croissant with hot chocolate covered in whipped cream *dreams* i cnt have none o’ dat shyt *cries*
what ya’ll tom’bout??
I got one to add
Please DO NOT suck on the balls with the same force you suck on the shaft with …
That **** hurts long after your done….If you on the Dyck like a hoover please reduce it to a swiffer vac when you move to the balls
also
*for me*
I like to see your eyes…look up at me cause I’m watching!
Hey Harlem!
Ma just call me a jawn?
Hissy!
<—KId and Play kick step 
@ Luscious Oh you DO?!?!?
Lemme get some oils so I can rub my chest down real quick! Oh wait, I can just ask @Man, I know he got a supply on hand.
Alex!
I’d never nibble b a l l s
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Right like WTF that like nibbling on cotton or some chit – tickle nuts don’t nibble
If you on the Dyck like a hoover please reduce it to a swiffer vac when you move to the balls
I aint sucking on no damn air pockets – like I got eyeballs in my mouth and chit
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@Dimpz, you’re a pretty jawn though!
Jawn=Ho Burger=Anything you want it to mean!
(Until Harlem corrects us)
Another one..
If your scared of the Dyck please tell me ahead of time…Its much easier for me to cancel my oral session then it is to forget your crappy attempt at suckin dyck…we can save time and skip to main course.
Dee1127 says:
@ Luscious Oh you DO?!?!?
Lemme get some oils so I can rub my chest down real quick! Oh wait, I can just ask @Man, I know he got a supply on hand
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I have my own supply and would be happy to rub you down
Ace says:
I like to see your eyes…look up at me cause I’m watching!
OH I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that is a turn on… I got that down to a tee.. talking about makin a nigga weak
Harlem PLEASE help my po lil E-cuz with her lingo.
where is HIS?!
Welcome to the family DEE … please get in line so we can all expeditiously smack that azz
for initiation purposes of course and for some purely educational
No, son, that’s how we do ma!
YO
*goes to innocent corner to drink Capri Suns and knit sweaters for the poor lil snow monkeys in Japan*
Do they look like the Wizard of Oz monkeys?
Kingstonn
@ #226 and #274.. quit playin the role… you way to cute not to be freaky! And the way you talk about Drake HMPH!
SPEAKING OF WHICH
HAS ANYONE EVER CAME IN TO CONTACT WITH A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WAS A ORAL VIRGIN …HOW DID THAT GO OVER?
@ Crazy……….Yo Ma, on the real, rollin with Harlem will have you spittin mad lingo.
Cha there will be no smacking of Dee’s azz!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Cha there will be no smacking of Dee’s azz!
Lets let Dee be the judge of that booty
UGH, you can be so selfish sometimes!
SPEAKING OF WHICH
HAS ANYONE EVER CAME IN TO CONTACT WITH A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WAS A ORAL VIRGIN …HOW DID THAT GO OVER?
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No, well my 1st bf, but I didn’t know what to expect then anyway
My official answer is NO.
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@Dimpz, you’ve got to end it with a “b” yo
@ Crazy…Nawl, they furry as hell. LOL
SPEAKING OF WHICH
HAS ANYONE EVER CAME IN TO CONTACT WITH A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WAS A ORAL VIRGIN …HOW DID THAT GO OVER?
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They make those??
I heard Monkeys are we talkin bout smangin
HAS ANYONE EVER CAME IN TO CONTACT WITH A MAN OR WOMAN THAT WAS A ORAL VIRGIN …HOW DID THAT GO OVER?
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my ex boyfriend was…..at first he was all like I’ve never ate a girl before…I was like ok, but since you wont do me, I aint gonna do you……after about a week or so of me not giving him head…he finally did it…he didnt know what he was doing at first, but after a few lessons he got into it and turned pro on my ass!!
@ Al……….I’m not! I said I was knitting sweaters (ala Candi) for the poor lil Japanese Snow Monkeys
***Only Cha Cha and the Lusciously juicy lips may smack dat azz of Dee***
This message has been approved by the corporation of Dee1127
*throws my “smack Dee’s booty pass in the air to see who(Brown or Cha) catches it*
I can’t be smacking Dee’s buttocks without knowing her first! *whispers* Can I Dee?
HOTT Cha Cha
DON’T Do Virgins of ANY KIND (Real…) ESPECIALLY with ORAL Tactics
:thinks: How we even know if Dee got a phatty?
I’m an oral virgin. so what?
**Presses Play**
“Drop down and get ya eagle on girl!!”
C’mon Cha & Luscious Lipz of Golden Heaven… I gotta get back to work before massa ‘n ‘em catch me!!!
Japenese Monkeys are small
from what I hear
Dee you have yet to feel heaven but at the rate you’re goin you just might!
I had the unfortunate experience of havin a virgin take a bite outta my cookie and he had braces!
*shudders*
candibfly says:
i think they were nose bleeds (which i’m fine with) and i think it was also a pre-sale (i get emails sometimes) but i’m so indecisivie and frugal at times, i just couldn’t part with my lil $80 (plus all them other fees they add on) at the time
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I checked on the Target Center’s website and for 1 ticket it came up to $99 which wasn’t including the other fees, which came to a whopping price of $116 when it was all said and done for ONE ticket….
Maybe it’s them high ass prices and not the singing that’s making people not want to go. It’s a recession dammit!
@ALBoy
BUT Their very Versatile LIKE Elastic (Real…) ONE of My Boyz use to exclusively mess with Asian Females and they LUV giving HEAD Too !!! You would be AMAZED at the AMOUNT of DYCK they can Take
YALL jawn is Philly lingo and Burger IDK what lingo that is but not NY
Ouch Brown
@His
I’m good, bew! And you?!
@Dimpz
Your man runs from the semen on the washcloth, too?!
@Brown
Okay- well, you didn’t say that the 1st time. I had to clarify!
@Ace
@ “reduce it from a hoover to a swiffer.”
MissHarlem says:
YALL jawn is Philly lingo and Burger IDK what lingo that is but not NY
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Yo ma, we doing all east coast lingo yo! Yamean1? (we need more words though)lol
Ho burger was only used to show Dimpz that jawn could mean anything
@Elove & Ace
I think too much peen can mess up an Asian snatch though….see Lily Thai for example. Her hole looks real….ran through in her latest videos.
She needs to do some kegels.
Yall this was when I had a landin strip so you knoe that didnt go over too well afterwards!
but dam he was fine, but he had a small penus too!
NO WIN SITUATION
SASSY!
Girl, lovin you is draining! LMAO
@Still
I CAN’T think of this one chick’s name but she’s Asian & She definitely has Some Black in her and Her Snatch LQQKS so Petite & Normal but she can TAKE Massive Amounts of Dyck !!! (Real…)
@Brown, I went back with my 1st yrs later & he seemed small to me, but not at first. I was mad, thinking I must be crazy!
MZ D!
@ Elove Yea I heard they love gagging I just couldnt with all the whinning Ow I feel it in my pancreas ow you just collapsed my lung
Stop Talkin
I heard they love gagging I just couldnt with all the whinning Ow I feel it in my pancreas ow you just collapsed my lung Stop Talkin
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LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
I had the unfortunate experience of havin a virgin take a bite outta my cookie and he had braces!
*shudders*
Yeah I had the unfortunate experience of almost ripping a peen off when I had braces
sorry guys!..I was inexperienced.
@ Dee… i feel so honored…does a quick drive by smack so you can get back to work!
@ Luscious……….WHAT I DO?! *assumes positon*
StillASassyOne says:
see Lily Thai for example. Her hole looks real….ran through in her latest videos.
She needs to do some kegels.
SASSY IS SO INFORMATIVE
@Choco, 395
kingstonn says:
I’m an oral virgin. so what?
@Dimpz
“If loving you is wrong…I don’t wanna be right…”
Hey love!!
@Elove
She can take it and not stretch out cause she’s got some BLACK in her! LMAO!
@Yall
How are ya?! Behaving? (I hope not!)
Hello, dear!!
Always behaving ma!
(east coast lingo)
@Yall
– but I had a bf when I was 12 that could’nt french kiss to save his life 
he almosted drowned my azz
Yeah Okay MA I got you – you and Lolita only experienced that
MZD
you didnt obey the 2 smiley rule!
That calls for somethin a lil more invasive than the heimlich!
Yall don’t wanna move this to the Breezy post?
@ cha
nope. I’m forever worried about cleaning habits & if they use soap. LOL
Choco aka Hippie says:
Yall don’t wanna move this to the Breezy post?
LEAD THE WAY CHOCOCITA
Who’s he?
Is that where everybody’s at?
Invasive? who calling me?
kingstonn says:
@ cha
nope. I’m forever worried about cleaning habits & if they use soap. LOL
Breezy POST YALL this chit is taking slow to LOAD!
@Still
HOTT Cha Cha (Comment #441)
SHE doesn’t want to GIVE HEAD (It’s just that SIMPLE…) As I Teenager I routinely messed with Older Females and WE alwayz took showers together… I LATER figured out that was THEIR WAY of finding out HOW I WAS in the CLEANLY-NESS Department
damn…
@Chibytex
You are totally off base. You may not like Rihanna but musical tastes are subjective. Rihanna is selling tickets in the US, just not as much as she is selling in Europe. Outside the US, Rihanna is on fire and as any concert promoter will tell you, it is more lucrative to do shows there. £,Euro>>>>>>>>>>>$
By the way I love Sade…extremely talented woman. Sade also said in an that she was a fan of Rihanna too. You see…subjective.
Anyway as I stated previously..that retweet could have meant anything as she just bigged up Minneapolis. At least she didn’t bitch out like some and delete the tweet when she found out that it wasn’t true.