According to celebrity blogger Michelle over at Straight From The A blog, if you even think about purchasing that sex tape featuring Tameka Foster (allegedly) slamming her ex-husband Usher’s back out — you will face ramifications and repercussions.

Usher’s attorney, the esteemed Mark Geragos, has sent out a new round of emails containing language meant to scare the living hail out of those bloggers who scare easily.

This new email (and all the legal hoopla that preceded it) all but confirms the existence of said sex tape. Usher must really be scared of what’s on this sex tape. If the rumors are true, he wouldn’t be the first male celebrity who likes to be mounted and rode into the sunset by his woman.

Read on…

Photos: Splash News Online

  • Anna

    Usher is so 2007, does he think we really care?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE
    “If the rumors are true, he wouldn’t be the first male celebrity who likes to be mounted and rode into the sunset by his woman.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    Is that a “shout out” to Eddie Murphy?

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    :rofl: You so crazy!

    I think if Meka had that kind of ammunition she coulda got all Ursha’s money. He would be livin on the streets. OR they would still be married whether he liked it or not.

  • Al-Ameera

    Bwahahahaha :rofl: I swear you have such a way with word. I’m keeping you forever!

  • http://twitter.com/sherita78 mizzdallas

    Man I havent posted in so long I almost forgot my password … Anywhoo

    We all know usher likes doo doo brown aint nothing knew –> Next

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    ew, again, i say… who would want to see a Tranny with her scruffy Usher? :rolleyes:

  • iscream

    Why are they going so hard about this “sex tape” is slong being jammed in Ush by Tameeka attached to a man… :shrugs:

  • Eb

    But nobody wants to see a gay man wrestle chewbacca

  • ohpretty1

    :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E kingstonn

    my guess is that since noone cares.. at all, sending this email will remind them of their nasty tape & therefore make people want to see it because it’s banned.

    because.. ew. :hurl:

  • yallcrazy

    So, when are you buying it? Cuz I know you ain’t scared.

    :rofl: Maybe scared too watch it but definitely not too scared to buy it… :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    *too scared to watch

  • West Coast Chick

    I watched TMZ last night.. they mentioned the sex tape.. said it was just Usher going down on his exwife.. consensual sex.. Im not sure where the anal sex came from.. but TMZ didn’t say that.. they also said that half of his face was cut off.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    They made the tape and carried it around in a vehicle and is worried about it getting leaked? Y not have your sex tape in a safe place!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Usher going down on his exwife.. consensual sex.. Im not sure where the anal sex came from
    ________________________
    And this is why Im sooo confused about all this CIA security put out behind this tape?

  • pinky2083

    I love the wording used in that letter, “If it in fact exists”. Hilarious.

    :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Choco- cuz he didn’t want anyone to see the wilder beast unclothed :shrug:

  • West Coast Chick

    Eb says:

    But nobody wants to see a gay man wrestle chewbacca

    _________________________________

    :dead:

  • TerranceAllen

    Awwwwwwwwww…UshyPoo, bend ova and show the world

  • RoderickXYZ

    How in the hell can you sue someone for buying homemade porn?

    Shouldn’t they be threatening the person(s) who has the tape(s) from selling it?

    This sounds like a publicity stunt and why in the heck did Usher hire the man that defended mommy killer Scott Peterson?

    This situation just gets more jacked by the day.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @West
    What if she did strap on I mean dam if his face is cut off and he they only doing ordinary chit no animals involved :lol: then wouldn’t it garner him more adoration :shrugs:

  • West Coast Chick

    I guess Im the only person who thinks anal sex is painful and unnecessary :blink:

  • RoderickXYZ

    BTW am I the only one who thinks that Usher looks like Curious George?

  • Peachizz

    LOL.. Usher being Rocked to Sunset… This could be true.. If I were Temeka I would be ashamed to say I had to f**k my husband to make him happy, when I didn;t wanna F**k him no more he wanted out… That was hard for me to type so I know if musta been hard for her continue living a lie!!

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @West
    What if she did strap on I mean dam if his face is cut off and he they only doing ordinary chit no animals involved then wouldn’t it garner him more adoration

    _________________________________

    he prolly dont want to attract more wilder beasts… one was enough! :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    Peachizz says:

    LOL.. Usher being Rocked to Sunset… This could be true.. If I were Temeka I would be ashamed to say I had to f**k my husband to make him happy, when I didn;t wanna F**k him no more he wanted out… That was hard for me to type so I know if musta been hard for her continue living a lie!!
    ____________________

    not just your HUSBAND.. but the FATHER of your sons.. :hurl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    LOL.. Usher being Rocked to Sunset… This could be true.. If I were Temeka I would be ashamed to say I had to f**k my husband to make him happy, when I didn;t wanna F**k him no more he wanted out… That was hard for me to type so I know if musta been hard for her continue living a lie!!
    ___________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • SnootyPooty

    Who would actually pay for this… Maybe 1.00 at the redbox

  • SnootyPooty

    Peachizz says:

    LOL.. Usher being Rocked to Sunset… This could be true.. If I were Temeka I would be ashamed to say I had to f**k my husband to make him happy, when I didn;t wanna F**k him no more he wanted out… That was hard for me to type so I know if musta been hard for her continue living a lie!!
    __________________________________________________________________________________________

    DEAD!!!!!!!!

  • Dymond

    West Coast Chick says:
    I guess Im the only person who thinks anal sex is painful and unnecessary
    ————————————————————-
    sup WCC
    I’m with you on this one…

  • Anna

    RoderickXYZ says:

    BTW am I the only one who thinks that Usher looks like Curious George?

    ~~~~~~~~
    You are now alone. It’s just that Usher is aging and Curious George is still the same age that he was when we were little. LOL.

  • Songbird27

    Note To Usher: NOBODY WANTS IT!

    :no: :hurl:

  • EJLOVE

    So damn sad that Ursher has to use getting his back blown out as an excuse to sell records. Where do you go from there? Next album a new scandal of Ursher cleaning off the dildo that just came out his…bum sticky bum bum…

  • Songbird27

    :rofl: :lol: at this whole comment box!

  • datsmdubya2u

    This is a funny post. :dead: @the whole thread!

    I guess they don’t want the kids to see this in the future.

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    Someone tell Usher that if if i wanted to see usher and tameka bump uglies (literally) ill turn on National geographic on discovery channel

    Boy…good day :coffee:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    *crickets*

  • LadyLioness

    Usher’s attorney also wants us to know that he and his staff sucks at proofreading. :wtf: Intimidation went right out the window at the second sentence. I mean damn, does Mark Geragos work with Phoenix too.