Waka Flocka Flame Drops His Drawers For PeTA
Fresh just posted this pic on Twitter. What do you ladies think about Waka Flocka’s assets?
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Fresh just posted this pic on Twitter. What do you ladies think about Waka Flocka’s assets?
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If that’s all it takes to cover his peen…ummm Viv honey..why?
OOPS my bad that’s not your man
i need a nap
Looked at that and instantly thought he looks like a frog from a cartoon.
Why it look like he got a french manicure on his toes smh
#Typeless
Is that Deb or Waka his body is looking femininish! Im sick
and really MAD at this chit being exposed 
It looks like they did his hands and his feet. Wow!
I still think this dude is gay and Gucci is his lover….
Lawd!
#Typeless
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dude, if you’re going to do a naked photo, at least be cut up. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PIC IS HORRIBLE.
– you look like a woman who just had a baby
– you got your toenails did
– your feet and legs don’t look proportionate
– your lips is fatter than your belly
– your head look like it was cut and pasted on
i could go on but i’m busy right now….
Why it look like he got a french manicure on his toes smh
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OMG I thought the same thing….:-D
@ sexyphillygirl…I notice that too.
Choco aka Hippie says:
#Typeless
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And he does not need to be topless, those tats look like they stunted his growth.
His lips look like the old Dennis Rodman.
who?
Why is there blood in/on the ad? Is it ok because it’s not animal blood?
Why it look like he got a french manicure on his toes
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Trashing and burning Waka CD right now
Ummmm…wow…okay.
*in deep thought*
Fresh just posted this pic on Twitter. What do you ladies think about Waka Flocka’s assets?
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I just fuggin cain’t!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he does not need to be topless, those tats look like they stunted his growth.
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Oh Okay Im not the only one thinking is body is disproportionate
OMG!!!
The jokes I have coming from this pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawd!!!!!!!
He looks like a damned duck!!!
Why is his thighs and hips so wide???
Why is that small azz chain covering his penis?
I cannot today….
OMG, this is the funniest shyt ever!!!!!!
something about this pic looks soooo wrong to me
it worked, ill never want to touch, nor look at a ‘waka flocka flame’
OMG!!! OMG!!!
Lord, somone call the paramedics… I know I am dying…. oh my damn! where is the nearest furrior? I am going to buy HIM one so he can cover up them hips. Lord, he rapping about all this jewerley that fool need to be rapping about Spanx and Majix….I can’t wit y’all…Sandy, you ARE the debil!!! LOL!
Who knew he had Puffy’s childbearing hips? OMG! this is too much for me…
and I haven’t even scroll to look at the comments… Lord I just
Kdub is at lunch….
– you look like a woman who just had a baby
Promise I didn’t even read your comment yet before I mentioned him being disproportionate…
– you got your toenails did
– your feet and legs don’t look proportionate
– your lips is fatter than your belly
– your head look like it was cut and pasted on
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Wait- does he have a french pedicure on his toenails?!
They couldn’t photoshop out his love handles and make him at LEAST look a LITTLE bit sculpted?!
Does this do anything for the thugs in the hood? Does he still hold a “hood -card” after this? Is this credible?
Why Waka Flocka?! Flava Flav wasn’t available? Tommy Davidson?
So many questions!!!!!!!!!!
I think that fool got a french pedi on his toes…
I can’t… I just can’t…
Okay- so apparently I needed to read the comments because FREE had said everything I typed!
Glad to know I wasn’t the only one taken aback by so many “DEAD AZZ WRONGS” in one shot!
Just
. This actually makes me want to kill more animals and take their fur to give to Waka to put some clothes BACK on!
Hey Dimpz
How was your wkend?
Hey Anna, Awesome, Free, Mirs!!
Can someone please refer this fool to Jillian Michaels?????
@Leap
So do I!!!!!!!!
He’s a fatty cake with a French Manicure. He has always looked like a girl in the face anyway. Ummm Debra (his mom) you did a f’ed up job with your child rearing, but then again look at YOU! Whacka F**cka Lame, do better.
Where is photoshop when you NEED it?
French manicure on his toes? Wowwwwww.. (speechless)
Krysi J Whats up Baby? Where you been?
SASO, and CHOCO we are <<<<<<>>>>>>…LOL…I thought it was just me….
This is just too much comedic material to work with in one day…
hey they did they best they could, at least the photo wasnt in front, they did it above strategically .
this acually makes me want to kill and skin the nearest animal
Heyyyy Alex
How was your trip??? Did you bring me back anything??
@Pryn
at your gravi and you know Samuel L is sexy 
PEWW
jazi65 says:
If that’s all it takes to cover his peen…ummm Viv honey..why?
What does Viv have to do with this post? 
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how you gon flex when you don’t have NO muscles? peta is wrong for this ish. i blame peta cause obviously his momma don’t know any better. if she is the manager, she needs to be fired cause he ain’t done shyt right since i first heard of him.
@Leap
Y do he look like his mom with Dreadz 
Y his mother ain’t teach him better
Waka and his child bearing hips……….
@Dimpz
Girl- I tried to email you and it got returned! #blamesprint
I finished my 30 days on Sunday!!!! Feeling/looking good!
Gonna start rotating my 6-week 6-pack every other day with 90 mins of cardio on the days in between.
Perhaps, we should ask Joaquin to join us….
Hey Alex!
It was ok. How was Vacation?
Eb says:
Waka and his child bearing hips……….
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Really…PETA wanted to reach out to Waka of all people in the rap community? This is wrong on so many levels. Obviously he wasn’t comfortable in his own skin since he fu*ked it all up with that Mexican graffiti…
@Prynn
@Topic:
SOOooooo….you’re encouraging children to be human tattoo canvases so they wont buy fur coats….they should “BE” coats….tattoo coats….hmmmmmm im not sure if this message is serving a “GOOD” purpose tho???!
maybe peta photoshopped the top of his body onto the bottom of his mother’s body….
On top of all that why does he look “slew footed”. How you gone have a pedi on some slew feet?
Eb says: “Waka and his child bearing hips……….”
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this acually makes me want to kill and skin the nearest animal
@ Sponge,
kill it, skin it, season it with some lawry’s and misses dash and put it on the grill..LMAO
PETA failed on this one….
*Jealous Flaka got mo hips than me*
hey krysi
@stillasassyone are yall talking about a diet? im 7 months preggers and after i have this kid i want to go on diet, can you tell me bout urs?
@Alex
ALEX!!!!!!!!!! I just figured out who Waka’s face looks like in the above pic! I knew it was a character from a cartoon but I couldn’t figure it out!!
yuck. back to work
Ok, Imma say something nice… Nice love handles
They said he has the body of a WNBA Player
Why is he flexing his arm but there is no Definition 
Oh and those tats look a hot mess smh encourage reading more how bout that Flaka? smh
@Choco – Sam looks like he’s “reppin” that “white wife beat’a” in this gravi.
@Sassy – That’s Sam in his “Black Snake Moan” stance.
oh mon dieu…
he is just looking like somebody another dude would throw over the bed and
Shoot PETA should have encouraged him to put “ON” a Mink just to cover that bad azz body!!!
Well PETA this “ad” has just made me want to go purchase a Mink, cause y’all wrong for this. I’ll bet he likes to be the one on the bottom. Soft azz.
I am
over here….
the wb frog, michigan j. frog
@Stunnaz
Please translate
Morning Yall!
he needs them feet done ilk
and he needs to work out of something but i guess! and is it me or did i see this fool in a video rocking a fur???:nono:
If the rap game doesn’t work out, I think he would make an awesome surrogate mother for some unlucky couple… LMAO!
Choco,
Judging by the things we’ve seen his mom in, I don’t think we could expect much better from him…LOL…
Fluckin
@ my co-worker….. I showed her the picture.. she read the caption: Ink not mink.. she said it shouldve said “gay, not striaght” LLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOrning Candi! *cute pic*
twin
thanks! hey dimpz *waves vigorously*
leapyearpisces says:
If the rap game doesn’t work out, I think he would make an awesome surrogate mother for some unlucky couple… LMAO!
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Hellllll 2 the nawwwwwwwwwwww!
@Spongebob
Congrats on your “special delivery!”
No- we’re referring to workout DVDs. Jillian Michaels 30-Day Shred.
@Sandra Rose
Gabriel Aubry and little Nahla were in line with me at LAX this wkend? I guess he has to fly with us common folk now that Halle doesn’t have to pay his way.
MzDimplez1123 says:
MOrning Candi! *cute pic*
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I concur!
MANNY AND PEDY BEFORE PHOTO SHOOT RIGHT??? HE HAS A FEMINIE BODY NOT THAT V SHAPE RIGHT BEFORE U GET TO THE JEWELS LAAAAWWWD THATS SEXY AND WOKA AINT
His big toe on his right foot looks like it’s holding on for dear life. Well either that or someone glued it to the floor.
Love Jillian been doing her dvd for about a month plus with WW Ive lost 15 lbs so far
Attention Candi!!!
Make wacka (no caps) a onesie!!!
@Dimpz
Okay- you so OBVIOUSLY did not see my previous comment to you, huh?
Hey Ya’ll!
thanks guys! *flips hair*
speakng of work outs…i fell off the past week with this move
packing instead of working out, them damn chipotle coupons.
giving up sweets (hopefully) and back on my work out flow. i foresee lean cuisines and salads in my future. no fast food
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:
Ya’ll going hard on this post foreal!!! LOL
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We go hard in the muthafluckin post.
Leave him stankin
What the fluck was he thankin
@twin i’m not sure if i have enough fabric
oh snap, i got that dvd already waiting in the wings
He has the face only a blind mother could love
@SASO
All the way down to the feet he looks like the frog in the princess and the frog when he stands up.
THAT V SHAPE RIGHT BEFORE U GET TO THE JEWELS LAAAAWWWD THATS SEXY
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i know right laker! *faints* lawd my boo has that! *flash back of me licking that v* *turns on memory eraser on my halo so y’all forget i said that*
@SexyPhillyGirl
I started to join weight watchers too but I just wanted to tone and I think that once I walked in and told them how much I wanted to lose, they’d have been like: “girl- get out!”
I’m just putting my weight set, DVDs and Ballys membership to good use. It’s working well so far…
He has the face only a blind mother could love
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@Candi, Well…. just make him a pamper, nothing fancy, just cover him up
@YALL
ALL IS GOOD 
@CANDI U PURRTY JUST THE WAY U ARE <<<IN MY BRUNO MARS VOICE
sexyphillygirl says:
He has the face only a blind mother could love
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i know comcast had exercise videos on demand, does verizon fios?
Hey YallC
How u be?
@spongebob
Well put it to good use once you drop that baby! It’s hard and very nerve-wracking, but it works! That and keeping my daily cals under 12-1300, has done a great job. I can see a six-pack developing!
@ Sassy…..I’m so sorry Boo!
I didn’t see your first post! *smangs it on Sassy’s new ultra sexy frame*
I’m still just using it as a filler and alternating it with the NMTZ disc. I just bought the all cardio one. BFBM. Gonna try that one 3x a week and see what I get out of it. I have noticed soem changes in my body from the lil I have done though.
I blame Sprint for EVERYTHING.
@Candi
Bish you got Fios, now?!
*stomps off in jealous rage*
*deletes original message I was typing to Alex*
I’m good. You? Hair bows? Freaks? What it do? Spill the beans.
#111 sums it up.
the verdict is in… WACKA COVER UP PLEASE AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH
@Dimpz
yes- Sprint is the devil! I have NMTZ, gonna use that blast off what ever ab fat I still have left after 6W6P.
Thanks!
Is BFBM all cardio? I started to get that one but didnt know if it was all cardio or just more circuit training. If it’s all cardio- I may go get it. And how long is each segment?
Fuk a VERIZON FIOS overcharing MOFO’s
K YALLLL sawwwy boo I was gonna holla back and read a comment and got distracted
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SASO i do! i feel so high class with verizon. i finally got this technology they call dvr
HEy LEapYear
S/N yall know who his body resembles #realTalk Carmello Anthony’s..
maybe when ya tall like that…??…i dont know
@Dimpz
Who’s in your gravi? That’s a bad mammajamma…
<————– Waka's face in the above pic, BTW.
but 
yallcrazy says:
Attention Candi!!!
Make wacka (no caps) a onesie!!!
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Trimmed in FUR to “smite” PETA.
@Yall
What was the original comment?
I have given out some hair bows already. My feet hurt bc Fernando wanted us to wear cowboy boots everywhere….even the beach. Folks were arguing the whole time over nothing. I gotta go back with some new ppl asap!!
@Choco
Why?! What did Fios do to you?!
@Candi
Booo!! *throws tomato at your DVR* My place is still taking forever to get it! But that’s aight- every place I’ve been looking to move, I ask if they have Fios- so far, so good. No Fios, no Sassy!
jen hudson got me wanting to joing weight watchers but i know all she did was work out with her personal trainer on the daily
I’m mad he gotta pedicure on them brick bussin feet!!!!
@Candi
be sure to watch your bill VERIZON has a way of charging you with hidden cost i know from experience and becuz I used to work there – and I told them when I got their service and saw my bill $200 more than it was supposed to be that they are still fukn crooks!
F*ck being mad at him. If he knew better, he’d do better…
PETA is dead wrong for this f*uckery… They usually have somebody with a nice body…
is this PETA?
Like who looked this? What meeting did this get decided in? Had to be c o c k tails…
@ Sass…It’s all pretty much cardio and 45mins straight workout, from what the box says.
@ Yall…Ki-Toy
Phahahahaha what in da! look at his toe nails tho lol lmao lmao
prynsexxx says:
yallcrazy says:
Attention Candi!!!
Make wacka (no caps) a onesie!!!
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Trimmed in FUR to “smite” PETA.
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Yes, because they play toooooo much…
@Sass
Not fios VERIZON they are effn criminals – you really need to watch your bill cuz they add chit on and act like they don’t know how- bish credit me my money! I stuck them with a $500.00 bill rightfully so – play puzzy get FUKD!
SASO #rude! i had to upgrade cause i signed up on the website and didn’t pay attn, i only had the basic package with not many channels, no style network or cooking channel
@Candi
#teamverizon
#74
@choco i am frugal so i check my bills all the time, best believe i will act a fool if its more than what its supposed to be
@SASO-I go to the gym also my job has one I love it. Imma stay on WW long enough for me to drop about 15lbs then get out of the program. I know I have to watch portion control, I also know I am a skinny girl with a fat girl appetite so I have to exercise lol.
Uggg, then look at the look on his face. Who told him that ish was cute?
I need to start a company for the stars, called RealFriend, because I would not let them do/wear half the ish they do!
i am frugal so i check my bills all the time, best believe i will act a fool if its more than what its supposed to be
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Hopefully you won’t have to but I know how those fuks operate I live in MD and used to have Verizon as my phone carrier pls explain y I was paying taxes in PA and NJ becuz that’s where the communication tower was in order to get my phone service – girl WATCH THEM!
@yallcrazy – it says oh my god!
*adds Verizon to the Watch Em List, right next to flirty girl fitness(no caps)*
Candi, are those old school bamboo earings in your gravi? Whatever they are they look nice
Im sooo sleepy the boo got back from out of town and wore my azz out this morning Im looking at him like WHO THE FUK R U
Im sooooo tired DAMN He TURNS ME ON!
@coco thanks! no they are some earrings my sister bought me for christmas, i think they are forever 21 or target or something like that
I ain’t read nary a comment…but does this nicca have a french manicure on his toes???????
@Choco
now go soak 
That’s a good thing
And clearly this is all types of
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
MANNY AND PEDY BEFORE PHOTO SHOOT RIGHT??? HE HAS A FEMINIE BODY NOT THAT V SHAPE RIGHT BEFORE U GET TO THE JEWELS LAAAAWWWD THATS SEXY AND WOKA AINT
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@Dimpz
Do i got the V shape before the jewels…i need confirmation i aint this bad…
this guy in front of me in class just stretched & ended up letting out a fart.
@Yall
Y i tell his azz I feel humbled
@Alex, check your
@Choco, I know that you know that you’ve got to take it again tonight for the team!
@Yall
Flirty Girl really got to u, huh?
Hey Yall,
I miss yall
and Bye yall
I gotta meeting and gotta shop before I get there, lol.
I REALLY miss my Choco bunny
@coaretained
Ha! I said the same thing…
*checks my email and doesn’t see anything* perhaps my twin forgot to cc me
So WAKA is built like a cardboard cutout….. That’s GROSS! Why is he nakey?! that’s GROSS! PETA you’re GROSS!!! and for that *Quits job, and heads to Antartica to club seals*
I know that you know that you’ve got to take it again tonight for the team!
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DAPPPPPP
I WUV U
@Kingstonn the stretch was for a distraction, the fart was on purpose!
@ACE THAT V SHAPE IS THE SEXYZZZT THANG EVER
that *Quits job, and heads to Antartica to club seals*
DONT DO THAT!
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@Candi
You know ur email be sending folks to spam.
WOW WOKA UR BUIL LIKE A REAL WOMAN
Pls yalll I can’t even talk about the V without getting wet and juicy I really CANT!
*pulls the collar on phrozen’s members only jacket* get back here
@Alex *taking a deep breath*
Them fools kept charging my card! I only went once & I paid cash!!!! I only “reserved my spot” with my card. This went on for over a year. I have a debit card with a low balance for incidentals and such & I used that card! Negative balances when I least expected it!!!
F*uck flirty girl fitness (no caps)
*breathing slowly*
*checks junk mail* still nothing
Im sorry
I just couldnt wake up to that shyt ery’morning..
#this nicca is gross is hell
*hands my twin her inhaler* don’t get all riled up. its over now…isn’t it? :-/
@CHOCO THE EX HAD THAT V SHAPE BISH MADE SURE I LIKED THE V BEFO I TOOK THE D!CK TO THE HEAD
Perhaps your twin is unable to cc you due to the fact that YOU NEVER PROVIDED ME WITH YOUR ADDRESS.
*getting it from Alex as we speak*
So, are they (him and Gucci) still doing this reality show thing? If so, will they be shooting Season 2 (Scared to come out the closet) from Prison?
@Choco @Candi
@Alex
*checks junk mail* still nothing
Choco aka Hippie says:
Pls yalll I can’t even talk about the V without getting wet and juicy I really CANT!
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So what about the V again?
@Lakes
HEAD OH YEAH! DAMMIT IM RET TO GO 
V
@CHOCO
BISH ANYTHANG GETS UR JUICES GOING 
@Candi, yes, it’s over! But not until I had to threaten dem hoez! For real. Like if you sons of bishes put one more charge on my ish I will be done there. I am 10 minutes away in a cab!
I couldn’t cancel the card because I had other things tied to it.
Pls seriously Im so damn vulnerable today I haven’t screwed in 5 days feel like a born again VIRGIN GOT NAILED HARD this a.m. – and yall wanna keep talkin about V’s and chit – #holdmyselfintofetalposition
@Choco
Well Hello Laker
@yall caddy26marie at hotmail dot com
u should have sued them for emotional distress!
@Candi
Now I’m checking my e-mail… Nothing
Too busy looking at us through her shades…. :waits:
@PHRO
I KID
It’s bad for real I didn’t even realize his girth until today
@ALEX
HOLA!
@CHOCO SO U GOT SOME THIS A.M WAS IT GOOD??? UNEXPECTED BANG UR HEAD IN??
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@CHOCO BISH ANYTHANG GETS UR JUICES GOING
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Basically
@Choco
Aww boo….come here and let me touch you were it throbs.
@twin #187
only email i got is from bruhman discussing our volunterism with the homeless of oregon
@Bruh
Take this FUK and U and basic that chit! YOU DON’T KNOW ME THAT WELL!
@Lakes
He was a monster this am and was everlasting – my fukn lower back was hurting
@ALEX throbbing…. stop it with the sexy talk
Yeah, I got that one as well.
Did you see it?
So Choco you were Swived hard this morning huh?
@CHOCO NOTHING LIKE A SEX INJURY TO MAKE U WANT SOME MORE
I FIND IT TO BE THE BEST SEX WHEN U GET UR BACK BEND AND UR NECK TWISTED 
THIS BAD BISH IS THE LEAST THANG CLOSEST TO BASIC BISH A BAD AZZ COUGAR MEEEOOOOOWWW!!! **SRATCHES UR SCROTUM**
@BRUH U BASIC BRUH!!!
@Bruh
I was punished this morning for good behavior….. do you know how to punish a female for behaving so well????
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Bruh
Take this FUK and U and basic that chit! YOU DON’T KNOW ME THAT WELL!
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Whoa!!!! My B I mean no harm
*pulls bruhman into the corner*
MEEEOOOOOWWW!!! **SRATCHES UR SCROTUM**
you make me want to cut and paste your comments 
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Lakes something got into him I think him missing worked in my favor
@Bruh
No harm no FOUL Im touchy like that
@CHOCO GURL ME AND THE BOO HOLD THIS DUM AZZ SLOW AZZ BET WHO CAN HOLD OFF THE LONGEST WHEN I TELL U HE GAVE IN THE FIRST DAY
HE SAW A BISH IN THE SHOWER AND JUMP BEHIND ME LETS SAY THE SOAP STAYED ON THE FLOOR BISH WAS AZZ UP SHOWER STEAMING AND AZZ WET 
DAM U COUGAR NOW I WANT TO GO HOME AND……
@BRUH U BASIC BRUH!!! THIS BAD BISH IS THE LEAST THANG CLOSEST TO BASIC BISH A BAD AZZ COUGAR MEEEOOOOOWWW!!! **SRATCHES UR SCROTUM**
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Oh TAYYYYYYY!!!!!! Look ladies I feel like I struck a cord but Laker and Choco I mean I look at your sexual prowess as uplifting and as a challenge that I myself am fully capable of accomodating *winks @ Candi*
WERE ERRBODY GO??
Laker I asked myself the same question
*sigh* being on this boring webinar for my boss for last 45 minutes about uploading vids on YT like I don’t know how. It’s a bunch of older folks in the webinar who are asking questions about how to tag vids and sh*t.
Girl- I’m 25! I grew up in the social media age! I’m good on this crap! Wasting my time on this webinar….
@BRUH EVEN WHEN TRYING TO JAB U MENTION UR BOO CANDI AWWW E-WOVE **OR STOKING***
AZZ UP SHOWER STEAMING AND AZZ WET DAM U COUGAR NOW I WANT TO GO HOME AND……
K so I had the bright idea of role playing last nite I was his whore and he was my PIMP my name was Sparkle he called him PERCENT and DOLLAR SIGN 
Im like no just PERCENT y this nicca yell upstairs SPARKLE bring yo azz down here and fix me something to eat 
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all i’ve done today was write one email…and that’s all i plan to do *kicks feet up and leans back in my monogrammed SR recliner filled with emu feathers*
@Bruh
Im a cougar hun Im not for the faint of heart
i know bruhman ain’t leave in the corner all lonesome
candibfly says:
all i’ve done today was write one email…and that’s all i plan to do *kicks feet up and leans back in my monogrammed SR recliner filled with emu feathers*
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*GETINTHEKONA* We have some stretches we need to work on
i have to go to baltimore this weekend
@CHOCO
SPARKLE UR AZZ OVER THAT HOT STOVE!!! AND PERCENT 
YALL IGNANT!!!
@bruhman i saw this stretch that this aerobics instructor named carmen hayes was doing, i wanna try that one out *innocent face*
@Candi
I stuck with the Inner Harbor the rest of the time.
Do you not like B’More? When I was there I went to the zoo and made one turn and was lost in the hood. Bish was scared to ask for direction. Everybody looked like they could be on the First 48.
candibfly says:
@bruhman i saw this stretch that this aerobics instructor named carmen hayes was doing, i wanna try that one out *innocent face*
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My thoughts exactly but I need to try this maneuver called lick them poke you might like I just need you to get down and spread em
Emu feathers
Why did I just picture Goldie Hawn in that Emu costume
#protocol
EEEEEL Candi BMORE for what
@Lakes y you call us ignant he calls me that all the time
When I was there I went to the zoo
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Stop playing yourself BMORE has a petting farm no ZOO
i’ve only been to the touristy part of bmore, i need to go pick up my settlement check (takes too long for them to mail it and i just moved and i don’t want that shyt getting held up in the mail)
i hope i don’t get lost in the hood bc i will cry in the car (its happened before when i got lost in SE at night and my tank was low
)
On topic
Is waka (no caps) holding his hand up like a.)call me b.)I’ll knock you out or c.)never mind. He is so wrong and so is peta (no caps) for telling people tattoos are better.
*covering up my tattoos*
@CHOCO BECAUSE WHEN ME AND THE BOO GOT CUAGHT PLAYING NURSE BY MY BFF THATS WHAT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH “LAAAWD YALL FUKN FREEKS ARE IGNANT YALL COULD LOOKED THE FUKN DOOR OR CLOSED IT ALL THE WAY”
NOPE IT’S MORE FUN WHEN U MIGHT GET CAUGHT!!! 
@Choco
“Girth” 
You off the chain woman!
@bruhman i’m all for learning new things
@Choco
And I can’t tell you what the hell that zoo/farm looks like.
*sends Candi gas cards (legit ones-you don’t have to use them all in 1 day)just in case she has to drive all around Bmore til the morning time*
@twin how many tats u got?
locked ….fuk!!
BISH CAN’T TYPE NEITHA #SUREYALLKNEWTHAT
@alex i saw this one place on food network, diners, drive ins and dives in bmore, i want to go to that! #ilovefood that’s the only other stop i would make (depending on if it looks like its in the hood or not)
@Candi
I thought the zoo would have been a tourist part but that one wrong turn and a bish was lost for hrs. And this is before gps was popular. I almost called 911 to come get me the hell outta there.
I don’t need you to come back next Monday talking about you were crying in the car.
@Phro
you know what Im talking about
i hope i don’t get lost in the hood bc i will cry in the car (its happened before when i got lost in SE at night and my tank was low
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Y do I do this also #WIMP
@Lakes girl y did I give him head one time in front of our friends I was drunk and horny
Bout to be out this peice i’ll holla!!!!
candibfly says:
@twin how many tats u got?
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scrolls back up to see if somebody was talking about tattoos. nope, just candi being random. it’s ok bff. How many do u have?
Candi
Was the spot a hole in the wall type of joint?
When I first saw Waka I thought he was cute but I haven’t seen a good picture or video of him since. He has too many tattoos but it’s cool that he is doing something different by posing for PETA.
not only was i lost in SE at night with my tank low, but i had also left my debit card at home AND there were a lot of police cars and sirens! i almost needed to be wearing some depends that day
@Candi
what place did you see on DDD in BMORE I love that damn show – I swear when the boo took me back to his home in Arkansas I was like hun make sure we eat at a diner – WE DID
After hearing Alex’s story *wondering if it’s worth it for my twin to be going there*
Ok, here’s the plan…Take Laker with you!
i almost needed to be wearing some depends that day
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You are making me feel sooo comforted I thought I was the only who experienced panic attacks when lost
@CANDI IM SOOO GLAD TO HEAR I AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS CRIED CUZ SHE LOST WHEN I FIRST START DRIVING I THOUGHT I NEW MY WAY AROUND WAS GOIN TO VISIT A FRIEND IN DOWN TOWN DALLAS BISH ENDED UP IN OAKCLIFF LETS JUST SAY I STOPED AT A MCDONALDS AND THAT WAS THE ONLY PLACE I FELT SAFE I STAYED THERE FOR TWO HOURS UNTIL MY BF CAME AND GOT ME
AND TO TOP IT OFF A HOMELESS MAN CAME KNOKING AT MY WINDOW DOOR AND BISH SCREAMED LIKE A SAW DIABLA NAKID!!
@alex and @choco i believe it was called blue moon cafe, hopefully it still exists, this was like 2 years ago i saw it on tv
i watch food network all the time and write down places i want to try in different cities, got my nyc food list on deck for next weekend
@alex i am not random, see comment #224 but i have 5 and i want more
OMG Candi I think I know the place it was in Fells POINT I think in BMORE and they sold different types of PIZZA I actually ate there before it was on DDD
*whispers* ok, my coworkers have only seen 3 of them. They can’t see one of em’. Ans:4
(they’re pretty, but they are all over 10 yrs old & that’s not me anymore
)
#teamshouldnthavedoneit
@Candi
Will the office be open for you to collect your check over the wkend?
well i am very random but i wasn’t this time! #winning
@Choco-girl I am a hot mess when I am lost and god forbid its nightime smh it aint pretty lol. I had to get a GPS
@CHOCO HOW WE GOON BE ALL HOT AND HORNY BUT LET US BE LOST IN THE HOOD AND WE STRAIGHT UP PUZZY <<<SEEWHATIDIDTHERE
BISH CAN'T STAND NOT KNOWING MY WAY AND DON'T LET ME GET FRUSTRATED BISH BE HONKING AT OL FOLKS TO GET THE FUK OUT THE WAY!!!
@alex i already asked when they were open bc i would burn that bytch down (after i got my check) if i went out there and they were closed! gas is $87547/gal hmph
@Candi
I have 7. I wanted to get one this wkend. I need to get one soon though.
My bad.
@choco i don’t even remember what they sold (i think it was on a comfort food episode tho) i just know i thought it looked good. guess i’ll be in for a surprise!
@Choco
@alex me too, but i’ve never gotten any here, i’ve always gotten my tats in houston (and they were buy 1 get 1 free #ilovefreestuff) i wouldn’t even know where to go to get one here :-/
(looks at the PETA ad)
(in her best Daffy Duck voice)
That’s dessspicable.
@Candi
Ok, I was just making sure you didn’t waste your gas…all $10 of your full tank.
HOMELESS MAN CAME KNOKING AT MY WINDOW DOOR AND BISH SCREAMED LIKE A SAW DIABLA NAKID!!
I drove to Slippery Rock PA to visit a friend in college y did I get lost on my way back home and ended up in Toledo Ohio and my DADDY and my ex hubby had to come and get me 
I was soooooo scared I told my daddy I would end up living in OHIO before I got on the road again
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*smooches Phro*
@Candi
Buy one get one free?!? When we going to Houston?
@CANDI U KNOW U IN THE HOOOD WHEN U SEE A 80 SUM YEAR OLD LADY IN HER ROBE WALKING WITH A BABY NAKID ONLY DIAPER ON AT 10 PM
I WAS LOST AND HUNGRY BUT TOO SCARED TO STOP ANYWERE AND FOR SOME FUKN REASON NO GAWD DANG COPS AROUND WHAT KINDA HOOD IS IT WERE THERE AINT NO COPS EVENT THE COPS WAS LIKE “WHO GOING TO OAKCLIFF BISH PLEASE NOT THIS PIGGY HERE!!”
(in her best Daffy Duck voice)
That’s dessspicable
#AWESOME
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*checking the license at this BOGO tattoo place*
I can’t be having yall getting sick and ish
I know if anyone of y’all come to houston, I expect a visit.
@alex let’s go! paul wall and i believe tupac got some of this tats there!
@Choco
Why so scared? lol. I can’t stand not knowing where I’m going. I always look for alternate routes for back up.
OAN: When you go somewhere and have to go back the next day, do you have to look the directions up AGAIN? Plz say no.
twin u come too! i promise u its legit!
omg alex i put $20 (from the money after i returned something from target) in my tank this weekend i was so proud of myself!
When you go somewhere and have to go back the next day, do you have to look the directions up AGAIN? Plz say no.
ONLY ONCE THO!!! AND IM NOT GOOD WITH SKREET NAMES SO I KINDA GO BY MY PICTURE MEMORY 
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@Candi
Wait a minute…Tupac died and Paul Wall lost half of himself. I don’t know about that place.
#butidogowiththeflow:)
alex i got all 5 of my tats there and u see how fine and shyt and healthy i am
#humble
and i do look up the directions just to be sure, i’ll stop using my gps after i’ve been there 6 times or so
#notgoodwithdirections
What is the hype with this nasty looking, french toe nail polish wearing, ignorant looking and sounding fool! Is his 15 minutes up yet?????
Oh, but I love 2Pac. So maybe, just maybe… Hmmmmm
If I get lost, I just drive towards the cities brightest lights
*daydreaming of 2Pac tattoo on me* (That’d be sharb<– with a B)
I can't deny it
Imma staright rida
You don't wanna f*uck wit me…………………
@Yall
*wondering if Pac is reading Sandra Rose right now*
I’m AWESOME….
sharb tho
prhozen the only bright lights i saw were those of the police cars and fire trucks
@Laker and Candi
I was like, I’ll drive the rest of the time. They were like do u need to gps. NO!! I look up everything before I go somewhere….street route and highway. But I do have a memory like a sponge, tho. My family calls me and asks me details about shyt that happened over 20 yrs ago. Bish can tell u what u had on and errythang.
I was getting so pissed with that this wkend. We couldn’t leave the parking lot without pulling the same ish back up. I was like damn just start driving in the same direction.
Phro
:ummm hmmm:
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
I’m AWESOME….
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yes u are
*braids ur back hair*
@Candi Yikes!! #NoBueno
@Yall
If I get lost, I just drive towards the cities brightest lights
That was my resolution until there was no more city or bright lights I was on the road for 12 hours thinking Im getting closer to home knowing the damn trip only took 3 hours SMDH
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35 mins….and I’s breakin free!!! *Sojourner Truth voice*
@Choco
Clearly you should have stopped after 4 hrs. 
I’m AWESOME….
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Did you bring your azz out of lurk mode to say that
Yes, with a B. Sharb! (Chris Tucker’s voice) And you know this, man…
@CHoco
Hell naw!!!
@Alex
Y my mother ask me if I 
YES I WAS 
@Phro
In my own defense my ex hubby drove me everywhere so I really didn’t pay attn cuz I was rididng or daydreaming that chit still fuks me up to this day – I get lost way tooo easy #BLONDE
@Choco
Foolery!!!
candibfly says:
not only was i lost in SE at night with my tank low, but i had also left my debit card at home AND there were a lot of police cars and sirens! i almost needed to be wearing some depends that day
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG- that happend to me one night too! i was soooo scared becausee I was running out of gas and was like 50 miles from home @ like 11PM. I just stopped at a gas station and told the man I needed gas.. he let me get 15 bucks
I had to hustle my way home that night
#pimpinskillz
@Choco
Walking some places I’ll get lost…but driving I can ALWAYS find my way back, or at least to the cities bright lights and highways..
candibfly says:
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
I’m AWESOME….
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yes u are *braids ur back hair*
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@Yall
You can always remove that.
You need to be thinking about your next tat so you won’t regret it 5 yrs from now. Perhaps you should get a piercing.
*leaving out to go get all of Alex’s skippers*
Dear Thee Owner,
I subleased your hoez out and I have to go get them back. Don’t be mad. I made you 795768687 times the money. Will return in 2 days. *unless they make me an offer I can’t refuse*
Sincerily,
Management
LOL wcc i probably woulda propped the girls up or flashed the cashier if i had to! luckily i found my way back to the highway. was all the way on exit 4…and i lived on exit 33
@WCC
These folks do that in Charlotte ALL THE TIME! I’ve been asked at Walmart, and at the gas station for gas or gas money… I be like 
@CANDI U GOT MAIL
AND I SAWWY IN ADVANCE!!
@CHOCO THATS HOW I’AM I DON’T DRIVE ANYWERE SO I DON’T PAY ATTENTION
I used to have a belly one. I could get that back.
*still thinking about 2Pac tattoo*
@Phro
My Daddy told all his friends about that experience so when I would run into them they’d be like “oh you the one who got lost in OHIO” MY DAD WOULD BE CHEESING HARD AND PROUD #LOVEMYDADDDY
Choco aka Hippie says:
That was my resolution until there was no more city or bright lights I was on the road for 12 hours thinking Im getting closer to home knowing the damn trip only took 3 hours SMDH
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@Choco
Hilarity!
@Lakes
she gets sooo mad
Im still like that tho its so not cool I will get lost in my own neck of the woods my sister hates for me to have to meet her somewhere cuz Im always calling her saying im lost
WHY NOW THAT GAS IS 3.39
I WON’T GO NO WERE NEW I CANNOT AFFORD TO GET LOST LITERALY 
AND I HATE FOLKS BEASKING U FOR GAS MONEY “NAW BISH I AINT FINNA SHARE MY DANG ASH TRAY CHANGE FOR UR AZZ!!”
@Choco
Why do they let you drive still?!?
Ashtray change!
@Phro
He put him back in the trunk and said when I stop driving wait 5 mins and get out. He was back at home.
My lil cuz was car jacked and kidnapped in Charlotte last yr. Ran out to get some food and came back home and someone put a gun to his head as he was getting out and made him drive to the atm. Then he made him get in the trunk but before he closed it my cuz said Man, Imma suffocate in here so he let him out after he cleared his bank account. He then made him get in the back and my cuz says Man can you turn some heat on. This boy is getting robbed and kidnapped and he worried about being too cold.
@Candi
Don’t forget the glow in the dark beads…….
@Choco
I think I have blog tourettes. Especially when I see the word awesome in all caps……….
I remember when I didn’t know how to pump gas
I would drive to the full-serve one back home ONLY! Jersey got it made too #LuckyBishes!
SMH @ Alex laughing at his cuz!
Phrozen1der says:
@Choco Why do they let you drive still?!?
Go ahead and get lost in that benz and see how fast somebody takes it.
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That’s what I want to know.
Well, he did have a fresh pedicure before the shoot.
@ALEX
FUK U ROBBING ME BRUH MAKE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE!!
He put him back in the trunk and said when I stop driving wait 5 mins and get out. He was back at home.
so burglar drove victim back home
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@Phro
SMH I don’t know I think Im SMART
@Alex OMG where does your cousin live?!?!?!?
@Alex @Choco
That’s hilarious!
@Yall
They said someone who just went thru that wouldn’t remember to grab the food out the car. 
He got back home and went in to tell my aunt what happened and they called the police. The police said they didn’t believe him bc he still remembered to bring the food in.
@ALEX
IM REALLY SMART IN OTHER AREAS 
That’s not nice
@CHOCO UR MY FUKN DRIVING TWIN
BISH BE HATING WHEN THEY TELL ME “JUST COME DOWN SO AND SO AND I GIVE U DIRECTIONS” EVEN THEN I GET LOST 
I DON’T DRIVE MUCH THO IM A PARANOID DRIVER TOO GOTTEN IN MORE THAN 3 ACCIDENTS SO ERRTIME IM ON THE ROAD U SEE A BRIGHT HISPANIC WITH THIS LOOK ON THE WHEEL 
Phrozen1der says:
@WCC These folks do that in Charlotte ALL THE TIME! I’ve been asked at Walmart, and at the gas station for gas or gas money… I be like
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grab the food out the car
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chit i just got robben the least i could do is brang the food in i did pay for it!!!
@Phro
Matthews. The police think it was a druggie looking for drug money. My cuz said that the day before a yt guy asked him if he had any weed. But the po po didn’t believe him when he said the guy was yt.
SamYELL!
WASSUP MY NIG? Did you use your bonus to secure the baby a condo like Yso was thinking you would?
@ Alex…THat story was funny but, I know your cousin had to be scared as hell and them dumbass Police could’ve checked his ATM footage
@sexy I use to do Jillians dvd’s w/my co workers. We started WW abt a month ago at work. Weigh in again on Thurs!
ERRTIME IM ON THE ROAD U SEE A BRIGHT HISPANIC WITH THIS LOOK ON THE WHEEL
Yeah they think that chit is easy #DIRECTIONSCHALLENGED
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@ALEX
I bet.
That’s not nice IM REALLY SMART IN OTHER AREAS
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@Alex
That probably saved his life—-asking for heat, being hungry still, the robbers felt for him
I know yall be clowning him still though…
@CHOCO AS LONG AS WE KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT D!CK WE GOOD THATS WHAT LIMO DRIVES ARE FOR **FLIPS UR HAIR AND SPANKS THAT AZZZ**
@WCC
@Alex O’ok…yeah that’s Hickville too far away from anything!
CHOCO AS LONG AS WE KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT D!CK WE GOOD THATS WHAT LIMO DRIVES ARE FOR **FLIPS UR HAIR AND SPANKS THAT AZZZ**
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@Yall
It took a while before he would go out after sunset.
*adds the city Alex said to the list*
@Alex
That’s almost as bad as the first time I tried to drive I told my friend I could drive but I needed her to release the “break” first…After that only speed I knew was “GO” and everyone was screaming, then I slammed the breaks.. 
I bet.
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I have lost site of the gravi’s my computer is acting weird
I am not laughing at your cousin anymore!
Sup Dimpz!!!
Yeah I’m gone have to secure her with condoms cuz we ain’t doin the teen mom thing. I bought you some solar panels for lil Ace so yall can set em in his room and fvck around and have the electric company pay yall……
#thegiftthatkeepsongiving
@Phro
Why the hell would they get in there with you?!? 
When you said I need u to release the brake, I would have been like oh hell nawl. I shouldn’t have to assist you from the passenger seat. 
@ALEX IT TOOK ME A MIN TO FIGURE OUT IT WAS U THIS A.M NO OFFENSE BUT U LOOK LIKE A YOUNG **DID HE EVER LOOK OLD
*** GARRY COLE “WHAT U TALKN BOUT WILLIS???” THATS WHY I DIN’T SAY HI RIGHT OFF THE BAT I SAWWY I JUST HAD TO SAY IT 
phrozen when i first learned to drive i panicked for a second and got the brake and gas confused…hit a lady while she was sitting in her car in the parkin lot. she could out talkin bout ooooh my knee. said she couldn’t go to work for a while. i bet my parent’s insurance went thru the roof
@Alex
Same reason why they pumped the gas if it was’nt full serve… #Confession I could’nt REALLY drive… 
@Candi
@CANDI FIRST TIME I GOT BEHIND THE WHEEL I RAN INTO A FENCE
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SIGN!!
Did this BISH just say I look like Gary Coleman?!?!?
@Alex Nah @Laker was saying that you’re a timeless beauty and he was an ageless pygmy..
@ALEX NOT U THE PIC I SAWWY SEE THATS WHY I DIN’T WANT TO SAY CHIT BUT LOOKING AT THE PIC I WANTED TO PIC U UP AND TWIRL AROUND WITH U IN MY ARMS I SAWWY FORGIVE ME
**PINCHES UR CHEEKS**
@Phro
That is not what the fluck she meant!! 
Save it
@Laker
But the pic is me.
Night folks!
@PHRO U NOT HELPING BRUH!!!
@ALEX PLEASE DON’T LET ALL UR HO3′S LOOSE ON ME!!! ***CHIT THINK BEFO U TYPE LAKEZ!!**
Not Gary Coleman tho
@ALEX WELL FUK IT YEAH IN THAT PIC U LOOK LIKE GARY COLEMAN TO MEE I SAWWY I SAID IT!!!
<<<PIMPFEAR
HE should of did this when he first came out? When he was Slim
@CHOCO I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF
WHY MUST I BE SOO MEAN!!! I SAWWWY ALEX I AM U KNOW U FLY AND CHIT!!!
@Lakes
girl today you having me laughing so damn much!
He’s disgusting. Why would anyone wanna see him naked?
@Choco
don’t be laughing at that shyt!!!
@Alex
I just saw your gravi 
Choco
<————now you tell me if that in any way resemble me
@Alex
No you don’t
ugh i know plenty chicks who think he is sexy too
@ SamYELL… I thought lil mama was only 1!
Good lookin out on those olar panels though. You know Comed be raping ninjas in the summer.
LOL. definitely a fail. His mama should know better than to book this ad campaign for him.