Waka Flocka Flame Drops His Drawers For PeTA

Fresh just posted this pic on Twitter. What do you ladies think about Waka Flocka’s assets?



 


369 Responses to “Waka Flocka Flame Drops His Drawers For PeTA”

  1. 1
    jazi65 says:

    If that’s all it takes to cover his peen…ummm Viv honey..why?

  2. 2
    jazi65 says:

    OOPS my bad that’s not your man :lol: i need a nap

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    Alex says:

    Looked at that and instantly thought he looks like a frog from a cartoon. :shrug:

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    sexyphillygirl says:

    Why it look like he got a french manicure on his toes smh

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    #Typeless

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    Dynasty says:

    :rofl: #fail

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    Is that Deb or Waka his body is looking femininish! Im sick :hurl: and really MAD at this chit being exposed :shotsfired:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    It looks like they did his hands and his feet. Wow!

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    beenaroundtheworld says:

    I still think this dude is gay and Gucci is his lover….

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    #Typeless
    _______________
    :rofl: :rofl:

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    free says:

    dude, if you’re going to do a naked photo, at least be cut up. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PIC IS HORRIBLE.

    – you look like a woman who just had a baby
    – you got your toenails did
    – your feet and legs don’t look proportionate
    – your lips is fatter than your belly
    – your head look like it was cut and pasted on

    i could go on but i’m busy right now….

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    thatgirl4real says:

    Why it look like he got a french manicure on his toes smh

    ————————————————————————-

    OMG I thought the same thing….:-D

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    MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:

    :blink: Just Y?

    @ sexyphillygirl…I notice that too.

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    Anna says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    #Typeless

    ~~~~~~
    And he does not need to be topless, those tats look like they stunted his growth.

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    Anna says:

    His lips look like the old Dennis Rodman.

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    iscream says:

    who? :shrugs:

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Why is there blood in/on the ad? Is it ok because it’s not animal blood?

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    chocolate divalicious says:

    Why it look like he got a french manicure on his toes

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    Trashing and burning Waka CD right now

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    pinky2083 says:

    Ummmm…wow…okay.

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    Krysi J says:

    *in deep thought* :think:

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    mirsmommy says:

    Fresh just posted this pic on Twitter. What do you ladies think about Waka Flocka’s assets?

    ____________________________

    :rofl: Til I’m :dead:

    I just fuggin cain’t!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    And he does not need to be topless, those tats look like they stunted his growth.
    ___________________
    Oh Okay Im not the only one thinking is body is disproportionate :coffee:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    OMG!!!

    The jokes I have coming from this pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lawd!!!!!!! :rofl:

    He looks like a damned duck!!!

    Why is his thighs and hips so wide???

    Why is that small azz chain covering his penis?

    I cannot today…. :rofl:

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    mirsmommy says:

    :wtf: @ this!!!!! Is he really tryna flex his muscle, well flab?!?!?!?

    OMG, this is the funniest shyt ever!!!!!!

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    candibfly says:

    something about this pic looks soooo wrong to me :no:

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    spongebobfan says:

    it worked, ill never want to touch, nor look at a ‘waka flocka flame’

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    leapyearpisces says:

    OMG!!! OMG!!! :ROFL: :ROFL:

    Lord, somone call the paramedics… I know I am dying…. oh my damn! where is the nearest furrior? I am going to buy HIM one so he can cover up them hips. Lord, he rapping about all this jewerley that fool need to be rapping about Spanx and Majix….I can’t wit y’all…Sandy, you ARE the debil!!! LOL!

    Who knew he had Puffy’s childbearing hips? OMG! this is too much for me…

    and I haven’t even scroll to look at the comments… Lord I just :pray:
    Kdub is at lunch….

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    – you look like a woman who just had a baby
    – you got your toenails did
    – your feet and legs don’t look proportionate
    – your lips is fatter than your belly
    – your head look like it was cut and pasted on
    ____________________
    :rofl: Promise I didn’t even read your comment yet before I mentioned him being disproportionate…

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    StillASassyOne says:

    Wait- does he have a french pedicure on his toenails?!

    They couldn’t photoshop out his love handles and make him at LEAST look a LITTLE bit sculpted?!

    Does this do anything for the thugs in the hood? Does he still hold a “hood -card” after this? Is this credible?

    Why Waka Flocka?! Flava Flav wasn’t available? Tommy Davidson?

    So many questions!!!!!!!!!!

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    leapyearpisces says:

    I think that fool got a french pedi on his toes… :rofl:

    I can’t… I just can’t…

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    StillASassyOne says:

    Okay- so apparently I needed to read the comments because FREE had said everything I typed!

    Glad to know I wasn’t the only one taken aback by so many “DEAD AZZ WRONGS” in one shot!

    Just :no:. This actually makes me want to kill more animals and take their fur to give to Waka to put some clothes BACK on!

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    Alex says:

    Hey Dimpz :hug:
    How was your wkend?

    Hey Anna, Awesome, Free, Mirs!! :waves:

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    mirsmommy says:

    Can someone please refer this fool to Jillian Michaels?????

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Leap

    So do I!!!!!!!! :dead:

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    Vanity6 says:

    He’s a fatty cake with a French Manicure. He has always looked like a girl in the face anyway. Ummm Debra (his mom) you did a f’ed up job with your child rearing, but then again look at YOU! Whacka F**cka Lame, do better.

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    prynsexxx says:

    Where is photoshop when you NEED it?

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    MrUnapologetic says:

    French manicure on his toes? Wowwwwww.. (speechless)

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    ALBoy says:

    Krysi J Whats up Baby? Where you been?

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    leapyearpisces says:

    SASO, and CHOCO we are <<<<<<>>>>>>…LOL…I thought it was just me….

    This is just too much comedic material to work with in one day…

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    spongebobfan says:

    hey they did they best they could, at least the photo wasnt in front, they did it above strategically .

    this acually makes me want to kill and skin the nearest animal

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    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyy Alex :waves: How was your trip??? Did you bring me back anything??

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    @Pryn
    :lol: at your gravi and you know Samuel L is sexy :lol:

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    sweetdiva says:

    PEWW :nono:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    jazi65 says:

    If that’s all it takes to cover his peen…ummm Viv honey..why?
    _________________

    :rofl: What does Viv have to do with this post? :lol:

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    free says:

    how you gon flex when you don’t have NO muscles? peta is wrong for this ish. i blame peta cause obviously his momma don’t know any better. if she is the manager, she needs to be fired cause he ain’t done shyt right since i first heard of him.

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    @Leap
    Y his mother ain’t teach him better :coffee: Y do he look like his mom with Dreadz :shrugs:

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    Eb says:

    Waka and his child bearing hips……….

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dimpz

    Girl- I tried to email you and it got returned! #blamesprint

    I finished my 30 days on Sunday!!!! Feeling/looking good!

    Gonna start rotating my 6-week 6-pack every other day with 90 mins of cardio on the days in between.

    Perhaps, we should ask Joaquin to join us…. :shrug:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Hey Alex!

    It was ok. How was Vacation? :hug:

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    Alex says:

    Eb says:

    Waka and his child bearing hips……….
    ___________
    :rofl:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    :blink: IS this nicca serious? ???

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    momo says:

    Really…PETA wanted to reach out to Waka of all people in the rap community? This is wrong on so many levels. Obviously he wasn’t comfortable in his own skin since he fu*ked it all up with that Mexican graffiti…

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Prynn

    :dead: Tell me that is NOT the “Rosewood” Sam….please…… *weak*

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    Krysi J says:

    :waves: HEY AL, HEy CHOCo!! HEY EVERYONE…

    @Topic:

    SOOooooo….you’re encouraging children to be human tattoo canvases so they wont buy fur coats….they should “BE” coats….tattoo coats….hmmmmmm im not sure if this message is serving a “GOOD” purpose tho???!

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    free says:

    maybe peta photoshopped the top of his body onto the bottom of his mother’s body….

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    prynsexxx says:

    On top of all that why does he look “slew footed”. How you gone have a pedi on some slew feet?

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    MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:

    Eb says: “Waka and his child bearing hips……….”
    ———————————–

    :dead: Ya’ll going hard on this post foreal!!! LOL

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    leapyearpisces says:

    this acually makes me want to kill and skin the nearest animal

    @ Sponge,

    kill it, skin it, season it with some lawry’s and misses dash and put it on the grill..LMAO :rofl:

    PETA failed on this one….

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *Jealous Flaka got mo hips than me*

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    leapyearpisces says:

    hey krysi :waves:

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    spongebobfan says:

    @stillasassyone are yall talking about a diet? im 7 months preggers and after i have this kid i want to go on diet, can you tell me bout urs?

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Alex

    ALEX!!!!!!!!!! I just figured out who Waka’s face looks like in the above pic! I knew it was a character from a cartoon but I couldn’t figure it out!!

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    yuck. back to work

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    yallcrazy says:

    Ok, Imma say something nice… Nice love handles :rofl:

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    ALBoy says:

    They said he has the body of a WNBA Player :coffee: Why is he flexing his arm but there is no Definition :no:

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    sexyphillygirl says:

    Oh and those tats look a hot mess smh encourage reading more how bout that Flaka? smh

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    prynsexxx says:

    @Choco – Sam looks like he’s “reppin” that “white wife beat’a” in this gravi.

    @Sassy – That’s Sam in his “Black Snake Moan” stance.

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    stunnaz says:

    oh mon dieu… :blink:

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    free says:

    he is just looking like somebody another dude would throw over the bed and :hump:

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    Vanity6 says:

    Shoot PETA should have encouraged him to put “ON” a Mink just to cover that bad azz body!!!

    Well PETA this “ad” has just made me want to go purchase a Mink, cause y’all wrong for this. I’ll bet he likes to be the one on the bottom. Soft azz.

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    yallcrazy says:

    :waves: Alex (I see you looking smooth!), Choco, WCC, Dimpz, Sassy & Twin if you’re still here…

    I am :dead: over here….

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    candibfly says:

    the wb frog, michigan j. frog

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    yallcrazy says:

    @Stunnaz

    Please translate :)

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Morning Yall!

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    bbclivy says:

    he needs them feet done ilk :hurl: and he needs to work out of something but i guess! and is it me or did i see this fool in a video rocking a fur???:nono:

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    leapyearpisces says:

    If the rap game doesn’t work out, I think he would make an awesome surrogate mother for some unlucky couple… LMAO!

    Choco,

    Judging by the things we’ve seen his mom in, I don’t think we could expect much better from him…LOL…

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Fluckin :dead: @ my co-worker….. I showed her the picture.. she read the caption: Ink not mink.. she said it shouldve said “gay, not striaght” LLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    MOrning Candi! *cute pic*

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    candibfly says:

    twin :hug:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :dead: @ WCC

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    candibfly says:

    thanks! hey dimpz *waves vigorously* :bye:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    leapyearpisces says:

    If the rap game doesn’t work out, I think he would make an awesome surrogate mother for some unlucky couple… LMAO!

    _______________________________________

    Hellllll 2 the nawwwwwwwwwwww! :dead:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Spongebob

    Congrats on your “special delivery!” :hug: No- we’re referring to workout DVDs. Jillian Michaels 30-Day Shred.

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    Alex says:

    @Sandra Rose
    Gabriel Aubry and little Nahla were in line with me at LAX this wkend? I guess he has to fly with us common folk now that Halle doesn’t have to pay his way.

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    yallcrazy says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    MOrning Candi! *cute pic*

    ———————–
    I concur! :)

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    MANNY AND PEDY BEFORE PHOTO SHOOT RIGHT??? HE HAS A FEMINIE BODY NOT THAT V SHAPE RIGHT BEFORE U GET TO THE JEWELS LAAAAWWWD THATS SEXY AND WOKA AINT :no:

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    Vanity6 says:

    His big toe on his right foot looks like it’s holding on for dear life. Well either that or someone glued it to the floor.

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    sexyphillygirl says:

    Love Jillian been doing her dvd for about a month plus with WW Ive lost 15 lbs so far

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    yallcrazy says:

    Attention Candi!!!

    Make wacka (no caps) a onesie!!!

    :hi: Lake, everything cool now?

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dimpz

    Okay- you so OBVIOUSLY did not see my previous comment to you, huh?

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    StillASassyOne says:

    Hey Ya’ll! :waves:

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    candibfly says:

    thanks guys! *flips hair*

    speakng of work outs…i fell off the past week with this move :crying: packing instead of working out, them damn chipotle coupons.

    giving up sweets (hopefully) and back on my work out flow. i foresee lean cuisines and salads in my future. no fast food :nono:

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    Alex says:

    MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:

    Ya’ll going hard on this post foreal!!! LOL
    ________________
    :whistle:
    We go hard in the muthafluckin post.
    Leave him stankin
    What the fluck was he thankin

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    candibfly says:

    @twin i’m not sure if i have enough fabric :blink:

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    :rofl: Im sawwwy but Y did he do this again :rofl: this chit is HYSTERICAL! Child bearing HIPS bawahahahah

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    spongebobfan says:

    oh snap, i got that dvd already waiting in the wings

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    sexyphillygirl says:

    He has the face only a blind mother could love :wail:

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    Alex says:

    @SASO
    All the way down to the feet he looks like the frog in the princess and the frog when he stands up. :yes:

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    ALBoy says:

    :lol: @Surrogate Mother :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    THAT V SHAPE RIGHT BEFORE U GET TO THE JEWELS LAAAAWWWD THATS SEXY
    —————————

    i know right laker! *faints* lawd my boo has that! *flash back of me licking that v* *turns on memory eraser on my halo so y’all forget i said that* :whistle:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @SexyPhillyGirl

    I started to join weight watchers too but I just wanted to tone and I think that once I walked in and told them how much I wanted to lose, they’d have been like: “girl- get out!”

    I’m just putting my weight set, DVDs and Ballys membership to good use. It’s working well so far…

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    He has the face only a blind mother could love
    ____________________
    :blink: :rofl:

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    yallcrazy says:

    @Candi, Well…. just make him a pamper, nothing fancy, just cover him up :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @YALL :yes: ALL IS GOOD :hug:
    @CANDI U PURRTY JUST THE WAY U ARE <<<IN MY BRUNO MARS VOICE :snort:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    sexyphillygirl says:

    He has the face only a blind mother could love

    —————————

    :dead: Goodbye, cruel world! It’s been real…..

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    candibfly says:

    i know comcast had exercise videos on demand, does verizon fios? :think:

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    Alex says:

    Hey YallC :waves:
    How u be?

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @spongebob

    Well put it to good use once you drop that baby! It’s hard and very nerve-wracking, but it works! That and keeping my daily cals under 12-1300, has done a great job. I can see a six-pack developing! :champ:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Sassy…..I’m so sorry Boo! :wail:

    I didn’t see your first post! *smangs it on Sassy’s new ultra sexy frame*

    I’m still just using it as a filler and alternating it with the NMTZ disc. I just bought the all cardio one. BFBM. Gonna try that one 3x a week and see what I get out of it. I have noticed soem changes in my body from the lil I have done though.

    I blame Sprint for EVERYTHING. :coffee:

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Candi

    Bish you got Fios, now?!

    *stomps off in jealous rage*

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    yallcrazy says:

    *deletes original message I was typing to Alex*

    I’m good. You? Hair bows? Freaks? What it do? Spill the beans. :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :rofl:

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    yallcrazy says:

    #111 sums it up.

    the verdict is in… WACKA COVER UP PLEASE AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dimpz
    Thanks! :hug: yes- Sprint is the devil! I have NMTZ, gonna use that blast off what ever ab fat I still have left after 6W6P.

    Is BFBM all cardio? I started to get that one but didnt know if it was all cardio or just more circuit training. If it’s all cardio- I may go get it. And how long is each segment?

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    Fuk a VERIZON FIOS overcharing MOFO’s

    K YALLLL sawwwy boo I was gonna holla back and read a comment and got distracted :hugs:

    LAKES______________ :kiss:

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    candibfly says:

    SASO i do! i feel so high class with verizon. i finally got this technology they call dvr :yahoo:

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    Krysi J says:

    HEy LEapYear :wave:

    S/N yall know who his body resembles #realTalk Carmello Anthony’s.. :shrug: maybe when ya tall like that…??…i dont know

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    yallcrazy says:

    @Dimpz

    Who’s in your gravi? That’s a bad mammajamma…

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    StillASassyOne says:

    <————– Waka's face in the above pic, BTW. :yes: but :no:

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    prynsexxx says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Attention Candi!!!

    Make wacka (no caps) a onesie!!!
    ___________________________________

    Trimmed in FUR to “smite” PETA.

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    Alex says:

    @Yall
    What was the original comment? :waiting:
    I have given out some hair bows already. My feet hurt bc Fernando wanted us to wear cowboy boots everywhere….even the beach. Folks were arguing the whole time over nothing. I gotta go back with some new ppl asap!!

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    StillASassyOne says:

    @Choco
    Why?! What did Fios do to you?!

    @Candi
    Booo!! *throws tomato at your DVR* My place is still taking forever to get it! But that’s aight- every place I’ve been looking to move, I ask if they have Fios- so far, so good. No Fios, no Sassy!

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    spongebobfan says:

    jen hudson got me wanting to joing weight watchers but i know all she did was work out with her personal trainer on the daily

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    mirsmommy says:

    I’m mad he gotta pedicure on them brick bussin feet!!!! :no:

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    @Candi
    be sure to watch your bill VERIZON has a way of charging you with hidden cost i know from experience and becuz I used to work there – and I told them when I got their service and saw my bill $200 more than it was supposed to be that they are still fukn crooks!

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    yallcrazy says:

    F*ck being mad at him. If he knew better, he’d do better…

    PETA is dead wrong for this f*uckery… They usually have somebody with a nice body… :wtf: is this PETA?

    Like who looked this? What meeting did this get decided in? Had to be c o c k tails… :rofl:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Sass…It’s all pretty much cardio and 45mins straight workout, from what the box says.

    @ Yall…Ki-Toy

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    Nesia Shanesia says:

    Phahahahaha what in da! look at his toe nails tho lol lmao lmao

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    yallcrazy says:

    prynsexxx says:

    yallcrazy says:

    Attention Candi!!!

    Make wacka (no caps) a onesie!!!
    ___________________________________

    Trimmed in FUR to “smite” PETA.
    ————————————–
    Yes, because they play toooooo much… :rofl:

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    @Sass
    Not fios VERIZON they are effn criminals – you really need to watch your bill cuz they add chit on and act like they don’t know how- bish credit me my money! I stuck them with a $500.00 bill rightfully so – play puzzy get FUKD!

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    candibfly says:

    SASO #rude! i had to upgrade cause i signed up on the website and didn’t pay attn, i only had the basic package with not many channels, no style network or cooking channel :crying:

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    Alex says:

    @Candi
    #teamverizon

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    yallcrazy says:

    #74 :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    @choco i am frugal so i check my bills all the time, best believe i will act a fool if its more than what its supposed to be :waiting:

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    sexyphillygirl says:

    @SASO-I go to the gym also my job has one I love it. Imma stay on WW long enough for me to drop about 15lbs then get out of the program. I know I have to watch portion control, I also know I am a skinny girl with a fat girl appetite so I have to exercise lol.

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    yallcrazy says:

    Uggg, then look at the look on his face. Who told him that ish was cute?
    I need to start a company for the stars, called RealFriend, because I would not let them do/wear half the ish they do!

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    Cocoabana says:

    :dead: @ Thugnificent!!

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    i am frugal so i check my bills all the time, best believe i will act a fool if its more than what its supposed to be
    ______________________
    Hopefully you won’t have to but I know how those fuks operate I live in MD and used to have Verizon as my phone carrier pls explain y I was paying taxes in PA and NJ becuz that’s where the communication tower was in order to get my phone service – girl WATCH THEM!

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    stunnaz says:

    @yallcrazy – it says oh my god!

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    yallcrazy says:

    *adds Verizon to the Watch Em List, right next to flirty girl fitness(no caps)*

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    Cocoabana says:

    Candi, are those old school bamboo earings in your gravi? Whatever they are they look nice

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    Im sooo sleepy the boo got back from out of town and wore my azz out this morning Im looking at him like WHO THE FUK R U :rofl: Im sooooo tired DAMN He TURNS ME ON!

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    candibfly says:

    @coco thanks! no they are some earrings my sister bought me for christmas, i think they are forever 21 or target or something like that

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    coaretained says:

    I ain’t read nary a comment…but does this nicca have a french manicure on his toes???????

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    yallcrazy says:

    @Choco
    That’s a good thing :wink: now go soak :rofl:

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    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    And clearly this is all types of :wtf:

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    Ace says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    MANNY AND PEDY BEFORE PHOTO SHOOT RIGHT??? HE HAS A FEMINIE BODY NOT THAT V SHAPE RIGHT BEFORE U GET TO THE JEWELS LAAAAWWWD THATS SEXY AND WOKA AINT :no:
    ————————————————————————–

    @Dimpz

    Do i got the V shape before the jewels…i need confirmation i aint this bad…

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    kingstonn says:

    this guy in front of me in class just stretched & ended up letting out a fart. :rolleyes:

  154. 154

    @Yall
    Y i tell his azz I feel humbled :rofl: :rofl:

  155. 155
    yallcrazy says:

    @Alex, check your :pc:

  156. 156
    yallcrazy says:

    @Choco, I know that you know that you’ve got to take it again tonight for the team! :rofl:

  157. 157
    Alex says:

    @Yall
    Flirty Girl really got to u, huh? :lol:

  158. 158
    DapisDaShizz says:

    Hey Yall, :waves: I miss yall

    and Bye yall :bye: I gotta meeting and gotta shop before I get there, lol.

  159. 159
    DapisDaShizz says:

    I REALLY miss my Choco bunny :kiss:

  160. 160
    Nesia Shanesia says:

    @coaretained

    Ha! I said the same thing… :rofl:

  161. 161
    candibfly says:

    *checks my email and doesn’t see anything* perhaps my twin forgot to cc me

  162. 162
    Phrozen1der says:

    :rofl:

    So WAKA is built like a cardboard cutout….. That’s GROSS! Why is he nakey?! that’s GROSS! PETA you’re GROSS!!! and for that *Quits job, and heads to Antartica to club seals*

  163. 163

    I know that you know that you’ve got to take it again tonight for the team!
    _______________________
    :yes: :rofl:

    DAPPPPPP :hugs: I WUV U

  164. 164
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Kingstonn the stretch was for a distraction, the fart was on purpose! :rofl:

  165. 165
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ACE THAT V SHAPE IS THE SEXYZZZT THANG EVER :hump:

  166. 166

    that *Quits job, and heads to Antartica to club seals*
    ___________________
    :lol: :cry: DONT DO THAT!

  167. 167
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    You know ur email be sending folks to spam.

  168. 168
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WOW WOKA UR BUIL LIKE A REAL WOMAN :yes:

  169. 169

    Pls yalll I can’t even talk about the V without getting wet and juicy I really CANT!

  170. 170
    candibfly says:

    *pulls the collar on phrozen’s members only jacket* get back here

  171. 171
    yallcrazy says:

    @Alex *taking a deep breath*

    Them fools kept charging my card! I only went once & I paid cash!!!! I only “reserved my spot” with my card. This went on for over a year. I have a debit card with a low balance for incidentals and such & I used that card! Negative balances when I least expected it!!!

    F*uck flirty girl fitness (no caps) :shotsfired:

    *breathing slowly*

  172. 172
    candibfly says:

    *checks junk mail* still nothing :no:

  173. 173
    West Coast Chick says:

    Im sorry :nono: I just couldnt wake up to that shyt ery’morning..
    #this nicca is gross is hell :hurl:

  174. 174
    candibfly says:

    *hands my twin her inhaler* don’t get all riled up. its over now…isn’t it? :-/

  175. 175
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO THE EX HAD THAT V SHAPE BISH MADE SURE I LIKED THE V BEFO I TOOK THE D!CK TO THE HEAD :ashamed:

  176. 176
    yallcrazy says:

    Perhaps your twin is unable to cc you due to the fact that YOU NEVER PROVIDED ME WITH YOUR ADDRESS. :wail:

    *getting it from Alex as we speak*

  177. 177
    Alex says:

    So, are they (him and Gucci) still doing this reality show thing? If so, will they be shooting Season 2 (Scared to come out the closet) from Prison? :shrug:

  178. 178
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco @Candi :lol:

    @Alex :dead:

  179. 179
    yallcrazy says:

    *checks junk mail* still nothing
    :dead:

  180. 180
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Pls yalll I can’t even talk about the V without getting wet and juicy I really CANT!
    __________________________________

    So what about the V again? :think:

  181. 181

    @Lakes
    V :yes: HEAD OH YEAH! DAMMIT IM RET TO GO :lol:

  182. 182
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO :lol: BISH ANYTHANG GETS UR JUICES GOING :lick:

  183. 183
    yallcrazy says:

    @Candi, yes, it’s over! But not until I had to threaten dem hoez! For real. Like if you sons of bishes put one more charge on my ish I will be done there. I am 10 minutes away in a cab!

    I couldn’t cancel the card because I had other things tied to it. :wail:

  184. 184

    :lol: @ Bruh

    Pls seriously Im so damn vulnerable today I haven’t screwed in 5 days feel like a born again VIRGIN GOT NAILED HARD this a.m. – and yall wanna keep talkin about V’s and chit – #holdmyselfintofetalposition

  185. 185
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco :rofl:

  186. 186
    Alex says:

    Well Hello Laker

  187. 187
    candibfly says:

    @yall caddy26marie at hotmail dot com :pc:

    u should have sued them for emotional distress!

  188. 188

    :rofl: @ Lakes yes but today Im especially easy I swear I want him to take me like he did this morning GOT DAMN that chit was the bomb! #BEAST

  189. 189
    yallcrazy says:

    @Candi
    Now I’m checking my e-mail… Nothing :rofl:

    Too busy looking at us through her shades…. :waits:

  190. 190

    @PHRO
    It’s bad for real I didn’t even realize his girth until today :rofl: :rofl: I KID

  191. 191
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ALEX :waves: HOLA!
    @CHOCO SO U GOT SOME THIS A.M WAS IT GOOD??? UNEXPECTED BANG UR HEAD IN?? :popcorn:

  192. 192
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO BISH ANYTHANG GETS UR JUICES GOING
    ___________________________________

    Basically

  193. 193
    Alex says:

    @Choco
    Aww boo….come here and let me touch you were it throbs. :wink:

  194. 194
    candibfly says:

    @twin #187 :waiting:

    only email i got is from bruhman discussing our volunterism with the homeless of oregon

  195. 195

    @Bruh
    Take this FUK and U and basic that chit! YOU DON’T KNOW ME THAT WELL!

    @Lakes
    He was a monster this am and was everlasting – my fukn lower back was hurting :lol:

    @ALEX throbbing…. stop it with the sexy talk :lol:

  196. 196
    yallcrazy says:

    Yeah, I got that one as well. :rofl: Did you see it?

  197. 197
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    So Choco you were Swived hard this morning huh?

  198. 198
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO NOTHING LIKE A SEX INJURY TO MAKE U WANT SOME MORE :grin: I FIND IT TO BE THE BEST SEX WHEN U GET UR BACK BEND AND UR NECK TWISTED :ashamed:
    @BRUH U BASIC BRUH!!! :mad: THIS BAD BISH IS THE LEAST THANG CLOSEST TO BASIC BISH A BAD AZZ COUGAR MEEEOOOOOWWW!!! **SRATCHES UR SCROTUM**

  199. 199

    @Bruh
    I was punished this morning for good behavior….. do you know how to punish a female for behaving so well????

  200. 200
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Bruh
    Take this FUK and U and basic that chit! YOU DON’T KNOW ME THAT WELL!
    ________________________________

    Whoa!!!! My B I mean no harm

  201. 201
    candibfly says:

    *pulls bruhman into the corner*

  202. 202

    MEEEOOOOOWWW!!! **SRATCHES UR SCROTUM**
    _______________________________
    :rofl: you make me want to cut and paste your comments :rofl:

    Lakes something got into him I think him missing worked in my favor :rofl:

  203. 203

    @Bruh
    No harm no FOUL Im touchy like that :wink:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO GURL ME AND THE BOO HOLD THIS DUM AZZ SLOW AZZ BET WHO CAN HOLD OFF THE LONGEST WHEN I TELL U HE GAVE IN THE FIRST DAY :lol: HE SAW A BISH IN THE SHOWER AND JUMP BEHIND ME LETS SAY THE SOAP STAYED ON THE FLOOR BISH WAS AZZ UP SHOWER STEAMING AND AZZ WET :hump: DAM U COUGAR NOW I WANT TO GO HOME AND……

  205. 205
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    @BRUH U BASIC BRUH!!! THIS BAD BISH IS THE LEAST THANG CLOSEST TO BASIC BISH A BAD AZZ COUGAR MEEEOOOOOWWW!!! **SRATCHES UR SCROTUM**
    ___________________________

    Oh TAYYYYYYY!!!!!! Look ladies I feel like I struck a cord but Laker and Choco I mean I look at your sexual prowess as uplifting and as a challenge that I myself am fully capable of accomodating *winks @ Candi*

  206. 206
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WERE ERRBODY GO?? :shrug:

  207. 207
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Laker I asked myself the same question

  208. 208
    StillASassyOne says:

    *sigh* being on this boring webinar for my boss for last 45 minutes about uploading vids on YT like I don’t know how. It’s a bunch of older folks in the webinar who are asking questions about how to tag vids and sh*t.

    Girl- I’m 25! I grew up in the social media age! I’m good on this crap! Wasting my time on this webinar…. :waiting:

  209. 209
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BRUH EVEN WHEN TRYING TO JAB U MENTION UR BOO CANDI AWWW E-WOVE **OR STOKING*** :love:

  210. 210

    AZZ UP SHOWER STEAMING AND AZZ WET DAM U COUGAR NOW I WANT TO GO HOME AND……
    ___________________
    :lol: K so I had the bright idea of role playing last nite I was his whore and he was my PIMP my name was Sparkle he called him PERCENT and DOLLAR SIGN :rofl: Im like no just PERCENT y this nicca yell upstairs SPARKLE bring yo azz down here and fix me something to eat :rofl:

  211. 211
    candibfly says:

    all i’ve done today was write one email…and that’s all i plan to do *kicks feet up and leans back in my monogrammed SR recliner filled with emu feathers* :yawn:

  212. 212

    @Bruh
    Im a cougar hun Im not for the faint of heart :rofl:

  213. 213
    candibfly says:

    i know bruhman ain’t leave in the corner all lonesome :waiting:

  214. 214
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    candibfly says:

    all i’ve done today was write one email…and that’s all i plan to do *kicks feet up and leans back in my monogrammed SR recliner filled with emu feathers*
    _____________________________________

    *GETINTHEKONA* We have some stretches we need to work on

  215. 215
    candibfly says:

    i have to go to baltimore this weekend :crying:

  216. 216
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO :rofl: SPARKLE UR AZZ OVER THAT HOT STOVE!!! AND PERCENT :lol: YALL IGNANT!!!

  217. 217
    candibfly says:

    @bruhman i saw this stretch that this aerobics instructor named carmen hayes was doing, i wanna try that one out *innocent face*

  218. 218
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    Do you not like B’More? When I was there I went to the zoo and made one turn and was lost in the hood. Bish was scared to ask for direction. Everybody looked like they could be on the First 48. :wail: I stuck with the Inner Harbor the rest of the time.

  219. 219
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    candibfly says:

    @bruhman i saw this stretch that this aerobics instructor named carmen hayes was doing, i wanna try that one out *innocent face*
    _____________________________

    My thoughts exactly but I need to try this maneuver called lick them poke you might like I just need you to get down and spread em

  220. 220
    yallcrazy says:

    Emu feathers :dead:

    Why did I just picture Goldie Hawn in that Emu costume :rofl:

    #protocol

  221. 221

    EEEEEL Candi BMORE for what :nono:

    @Lakes y you call us ignant he calls me that all the time :rofl: :rofl:

  222. 222

    When I was there I went to the zoo
    _______________
    Stop playing yourself BMORE has a petting farm no ZOO :rofl:

  223. 223
    candibfly says:

    i’ve only been to the touristy part of bmore, i need to go pick up my settlement check (takes too long for them to mail it and i just moved and i don’t want that shyt getting held up in the mail)

    i hope i don’t get lost in the hood bc i will cry in the car (its happened before when i got lost in SE at night and my tank was low :ashamed: )

  224. 224
    yallcrazy says:

    On topic

    Is waka (no caps) holding his hand up like a.)call me b.)I’ll knock you out or c.)never mind. He is so wrong and so is peta (no caps) for telling people tattoos are better. :nono:

    *covering up my tattoos*

  225. 225
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO BECAUSE WHEN ME AND THE BOO GOT CUAGHT PLAYING NURSE BY MY BFF THATS WHAT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH “LAAAWD YALL FUKN FREEKS ARE IGNANT YALL COULD LOOKED THE FUKN DOOR OR CLOSED IT ALL THE WAY” :ashamed: NOPE IT’S MORE FUN WHEN U MIGHT GET CAUGHT!!! :lol:

  226. 226
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco :rofl: “Girth” :dead: You off the chain woman!

  227. 227
    candibfly says:

    @bruhman i’m all for learning new things :)

  228. 228
    Alex says:

    @Choco
    And I can’t tell you what the hell that zoo/farm looks like. :no:

  229. 229
    yallcrazy says:

    *sends Candi gas cards (legit ones-you don’t have to use them all in 1 day)just in case she has to drive all around Bmore til the morning time*

  230. 230
    candibfly says:

    @twin how many tats u got?

  231. 231
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    locked ….fuk!! :mad: BISH CAN’T TYPE NEITHA #SUREYALLKNEWTHAT

  232. 232
    candibfly says:

    @alex i saw this one place on food network, diners, drive ins and dives in bmore, i want to go to that! #ilovefood that’s the only other stop i would make (depending on if it looks like its in the hood or not)

  233. 233
    Alex says:

    @Candi :rofl:
    I don’t need you to come back next Monday talking about you were crying in the car. :nono: I thought the zoo would have been a tourist part but that one wrong turn and a bish was lost for hrs. And this is before gps was popular. I almost called 911 to come get me the hell outta there.

  234. 234

    @Phro :lol: you know what Im talking about

    i hope i don’t get lost in the hood bc i will cry in the car (its happened before when i got lost in SE at night and my tank was low
    _____________________________
    Y do I do this also #WIMP :rofl:

    @Lakes girl y did I give him head one time in front of our friends I was drunk and horny :rofl:

  235. 235
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Bout to be out this peice i’ll holla!!!!

  236. 236
    Alex says:

    candibfly says:

    @twin how many tats u got?
    ________________
    scrolls back up to see if somebody was talking about tattoos. nope, just candi being random. it’s ok bff. How many do u have?

  237. 237
    Alex says:

    Candi
    Was the spot a hole in the wall type of joint?

  238. 238
    pinksghetti says:

    When I first saw Waka I thought he was cute but I haven’t seen a good picture or video of him since. He has too many tattoos but it’s cool that he is doing something different by posing for PETA.

  239. 239
    candibfly says:

    not only was i lost in SE at night with my tank low, but i had also left my debit card at home AND there were a lot of police cars and sirens! i almost needed to be wearing some depends that day :crying:

  240. 240

    @Candi
    what place did you see on DDD in BMORE I love that damn show – I swear when the boo took me back to his home in Arkansas I was like hun make sure we eat at a diner – WE DID :thumbsup:

  241. 241
    yallcrazy says:

    After hearing Alex’s story *wondering if it’s worth it for my twin to be going there* :waiting:

    Ok, here’s the plan…Take Laker with you!

  242. 242

    i almost needed to be wearing some depends that day
    _______________________
    You are making me feel sooo comforted I thought I was the only who experienced panic attacks when lost :rofl:

  243. 243
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI IM SOOO GLAD TO HEAR I AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS CRIED CUZ SHE LOST WHEN I FIRST START DRIVING I THOUGHT I NEW MY WAY AROUND WAS GOIN TO VISIT A FRIEND IN DOWN TOWN DALLAS BISH ENDED UP IN OAKCLIFF LETS JUST SAY I STOPED AT A MCDONALDS AND THAT WAS THE ONLY PLACE I FELT SAFE I STAYED THERE FOR TWO HOURS UNTIL MY BF CAME AND GOT ME :wail: AND TO TOP IT OFF A HOMELESS MAN CAME KNOKING AT MY WINDOW DOOR AND BISH SCREAMED LIKE A SAW DIABLA NAKID!!

  244. 244
    candibfly says:

    @alex and @choco i believe it was called blue moon cafe, hopefully it still exists, this was like 2 years ago i saw it on tv

    i watch food network all the time and write down places i want to try in different cities, got my nyc food list on deck for next weekend :yes:

  245. 245
    candibfly says:

    @alex i am not random, see comment #224 but i have 5 and i want more

  246. 246

    OMG Candi I think I know the place it was in Fells POINT I think in BMORE and they sold different types of PIZZA I actually ate there before it was on DDD

  247. 247
    yallcrazy says:

    *whispers* ok, my coworkers have only seen 3 of them. They can’t see one of em’. Ans:4

    (they’re pretty, but they are all over 10 yrs old & that’s not me anymore :wail: )

    #teamshouldnthavedoneit

  248. 248
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    Will the office be open for you to collect your check over the wkend?

  249. 249
    candibfly says:

    well i am very random but i wasn’t this time! #winning

  250. 250
    sexyphillygirl says:

    @Choco-girl I am a hot mess when I am lost and god forbid its nightime smh it aint pretty lol. I had to get a GPS

  251. 251
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO HOW WE GOON BE ALL HOT AND HORNY BUT LET US BE LOST IN THE HOOD AND WE STRAIGHT UP PUZZY <<<SEEWHATIDIDTHERE :wink:
    BISH CAN'T STAND NOT KNOWING MY WAY AND DON'T LET ME GET FRUSTRATED BISH BE HONKING AT OL FOLKS TO GET THE FUK OUT THE WAY!!!

  252. 252
    candibfly says:

    :rofl: laker, i heard of oakcliff when i used to run track, i ain’t know it was hood tho…i guess i coulda guessed tho lookin at the folks lol

    @alex i already asked when they were open bc i would burn that bytch down (after i got my check) if i went out there and they were closed! gas is $87547/gal hmph

  253. 253
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    My bad. :lol: I have 7. I wanted to get one this wkend. I need to get one soon though.

  254. 254
    candibfly says:

    @choco i don’t even remember what they sold (i think it was on a comfort food episode tho) i just know i thought it looked good. guess i’ll be in for a surprise!

  255. 255
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco :lol:

  256. 256
    candibfly says:

    @alex me too, but i’ve never gotten any here, i’ve always gotten my tats in houston (and they were buy 1 get 1 free #ilovefreestuff) i wouldn’t even know where to go to get one here :-/

  257. 257
    YSoSerious says:

    (looks at the PETA ad)

    :wtf:

    (in her best Daffy Duck voice)

    That’s dessspicable. :rofl:

  258. 258
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    Ok, I was just making sure you didn’t waste your gas…all $10 of your full tank.

  259. 259

    HOMELESS MAN CAME KNOKING AT MY WINDOW DOOR AND BISH SCREAMED LIKE A SAW DIABLA NAKID!!
    ____________________________
    :rofl: I drove to Slippery Rock PA to visit a friend in college y did I get lost on my way back home and ended up in Toledo Ohio and my DADDY and my ex hubby had to come and get me :rofl: I was soooooo scared I told my daddy I would end up living in OHIO before I got on the road again

  260. 260
    yallcrazy says:

    *smooches Phro*

  261. 261
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    Buy one get one free?!? When we going to Houston?

  262. 262
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI U KNOW U IN THE HOOOD WHEN U SEE A 80 SUM YEAR OLD LADY IN HER ROBE WALKING WITH A BABY NAKID ONLY DIAPER ON AT 10 PM :cry: I WAS LOST AND HUNGRY BUT TOO SCARED TO STOP ANYWERE AND FOR SOME FUKN REASON NO GAWD DANG COPS AROUND WHAT KINDA HOOD IS IT WERE THERE AINT NO COPS EVENT THE COPS WAS LIKE “WHO GOING TO OAKCLIFF BISH PLEASE NOT THIS PIGGY HERE!!”

  263. 263

    (in her best Daffy Duck voice)

    That’s dessspicable
    _________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: #AWESOME

  264. 264
    yallcrazy says:

    *checking the license at this BOGO tattoo place*

    I can’t be having yall getting sick and ish :rofl:

  265. 265
    kingstonn says:

    I know if anyone of y’all come to houston, I expect a visit. :coffee:

  266. 266
    candibfly says:

    @alex let’s go! paul wall and i believe tupac got some of this tats there!

  267. 267
    Alex says:

    @Choco
    :rofl: Why so scared? lol. I can’t stand not knowing where I’m going. I always look for alternate routes for back up.

    OAN: When you go somewhere and have to go back the next day, do you have to look the directions up AGAIN? Plz say no.

  268. 268
    yallcrazy says:

    :dead:

  269. 269
    candibfly says:

    twin u come too! i promise u its legit!

    omg alex i put $20 (from the money after i returned something from target) in my tank this weekend i was so proud of myself!

  270. 270
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    When you go somewhere and have to go back the next day, do you have to look the directions up AGAIN? Plz say no.
    ____________________________________
    :yes: ONLY ONCE THO!!! AND IM NOT GOOD WITH SKREET NAMES SO I KINDA GO BY MY PICTURE MEMORY :ashamed:

  271. 271
    Alex says:

    @Candi
    Wait a minute…Tupac died and Paul Wall lost half of himself. I don’t know about that place. :no:

  272. 272
    yallcrazy says:

    :wail: But…..I don’t want no more :wail:

    #butidogowiththeflow:)

    :pray: Thank you Lord that the tats I have are still cute, cuz I don’t want them :wail:

  273. 273
    candibfly says:

    alex i got all 5 of my tats there and u see how fine and shyt and healthy i am :D #humble

    and i do look up the directions just to be sure, i’ll stop using my gps after i’ve been there 6 times or so :ashamed: #notgoodwithdirections

  274. 274
    TwinMom says:

    What is the hype with this nasty looking, french toe nail polish wearing, ignorant looking and sounding fool! Is his 15 minutes up yet?????

  275. 275
    yallcrazy says:

    Oh, but I love 2Pac. So maybe, just maybe… Hmmmmm :thinks:

  276. 276
    Phrozen1der says:

    If I get lost, I just drive towards the cities brightest lights :rofl:

  277. 277
    yallcrazy says:

    *daydreaming of 2Pac tattoo on me* (That’d be sharb<– with a B)

    :whistle:

    I can't deny it
    Imma staright rida
    You don't wanna f*uck wit me…………………

    :whistle:

  278. 278
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Yall ;)

  279. 279
    yallcrazy says:

    :whistle: Let’s get ready to RUMBLE…

    *wondering if Pac is reading Sandra Rose right now* :rofl:

  280. 280
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    I’m AWESOME….

  281. 281
    candibfly says:

    sharb tho :rofl:

    prhozen the only bright lights i saw were those of the police cars and fire trucks :crying:

  282. 282
    Alex says:

    @Laker and Candi
    I was getting so pissed with that this wkend. We couldn’t leave the parking lot without pulling the same ish back up. I was like damn just start driving in the same direction. :mad: I was like, I’ll drive the rest of the time. They were like do u need to gps. NO!! I look up everything before I go somewhere….street route and highway. But I do have a memory like a sponge, tho. My family calls me and asks me details about shyt that happened over 20 yrs ago. Bish can tell u what u had on and errythang.

  283. 283
    yallcrazy says:

    Phro

    :ummm hmmm:

  284. 284
    candibfly says:

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    I’m AWESOME….

    ———————–

    yes u are :yes: *braids ur back hair*

  285. 285
    Phrozen1der says:

    @Candi Yikes!! #NoBueno

    @Yall :lol:

  286. 286
    Alex says:

    :rofl: Candi is still traumatized!! :rofl:

  287. 287

    If I get lost, I just drive towards the cities brightest lights
    ________________________________
    :nono: That was my resolution until there was no more city or bright lights I was on the road for 12 hours thinking Im getting closer to home knowing the damn trip only took 3 hours SMDH

  288. 288
    Phrozen1der says:

    35 mins….and I’s breakin free!!! *Sojourner Truth voice*

  289. 289
    Alex says:

    @Choco
    :rofl: Clearly you should have stopped after 4 hrs. :rofl:

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    I’m AWESOME….
    ____________________
    Did you bring your azz out of lurk mode to say that :lol:

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    yallcrazy says:

    Yes, with a B. Sharb! (Chris Tucker’s voice) And you know this, man…

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @CHoco :rofl: Hell naw!!!

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    @Alex
    :rofl: Y my mother ask me if I :blunt: YES I WAS :rofl:

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    @Phro
    In my own defense my ex hubby drove me everywhere so I really didn’t pay attn cuz I was rididng or daydreaming that chit still fuks me up to this day – I get lost way tooo easy #BLONDE

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco :rofl: Foolery!!!

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    West Coast Chick says:

    candibfly says:

    not only was i lost in SE at night with my tank low, but i had also left my debit card at home AND there were a lot of police cars and sirens! i almost needed to be wearing some depends that day

    _____________________________

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG- that happend to me one night too! i was soooo scared becausee I was running out of gas and was like 50 miles from home @ like 11PM. I just stopped at a gas station and told the man I needed gas.. he let me get 15 bucks :lol: I had to hustle my way home that night

    #pimpinskillz

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco :lol: Walking some places I’ll get lost…but driving I can ALWAYS find my way back, or at least to the cities bright lights and highways..

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    West Coast Chick says:

    candibfly says:

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    I’m AWESOME….

    ———————–

    yes u are *braids ur back hair*

    ________________________________________

    :dead:

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    Alex says:

    @Yall
    You need to be thinking about your next tat so you won’t regret it 5 yrs from now. Perhaps you should get a piercing. :think: You can always remove that.

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    yallcrazy says:

    *leaving out to go get all of Alex’s skippers*

    Dear Thee Owner,

    I subleased your hoez out and I have to go get them back. Don’t be mad. I made you 795768687 times the money. Will return in 2 days. *unless they make me an offer I can’t refuse*

    Sincerily,
    Management

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    candibfly says:

    LOL wcc i probably woulda propped the girls up or flashed the cashier if i had to! luckily i found my way back to the highway. was all the way on exit 4…and i lived on exit 33

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @WCC :rofl: These folks do that in Charlotte ALL THE TIME! I’ve been asked at Walmart, and at the gas station for gas or gas money… I be like :blink:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI U GOT MAIL :) AND I SAWWY IN ADVANCE!!
    @CHOCO THATS HOW I’AM I DON’T DRIVE ANYWERE SO I DON’T PAY ATTENTION :no:

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    yallcrazy says:

    I used to have a belly one. I could get that back.

    *still thinking about 2Pac tattoo*

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    @Phro
    My Daddy told all his friends about that experience so when I would run into them they’d be like “oh you the one who got lost in OHIO” MY DAD WOULD BE CHEESING HARD AND PROUD #LOVEMYDADDDY

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    That was my resolution until there was no more city or bright lights I was on the road for 12 hours thinking Im getting closer to home knowing the damn trip only took 3 hours SMDH

    ______________________________________
    :dead:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco :rofl: Hilarity!

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    @Lakes
    Im still like that tho its so not cool I will get lost in my own neck of the woods my sister hates for me to have to meet her somewhere cuz Im always calling her saying im lost :rofl: she gets sooo mad

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WHY NOW THAT GAS IS 3.39 :wail: I WON’T GO NO WERE NEW I CANNOT AFFORD TO GET LOST LITERALY :lol: AND I HATE FOLKS BEASKING U FOR GAS MONEY “NAW BISH I AINT FINNA SHARE MY DANG ASH TRAY CHANGE FOR UR AZZ!!”

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco :rofl: Why do they let you drive still?!?

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    yallcrazy says:

    Ashtray change! :dead:

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    Alex says:

    @Phro
    My lil cuz was car jacked and kidnapped in Charlotte last yr. Ran out to get some food and came back home and someone put a gun to his head as he was getting out and made him drive to the atm. Then he made him get in the trunk but before he closed it my cuz said Man, Imma suffocate in here so he let him out after he cleared his bank account. He then made him get in the back and my cuz says Man can you turn some heat on. This boy is getting robbed and kidnapped and he worried about being too cold. :rofl: He put him back in the trunk and said when I stop driving wait 5 mins and get out. He was back at home.

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Candi
    Don’t forget the glow in the dark beads…….

    @Choco
    I think I have blog tourettes. Especially when I see the word awesome in all caps……….

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    Phrozen1der says:

    I remember when I didn’t know how to pump gas :rofl: I would drive to the full-serve one back home ONLY! Jersey got it made too #LuckyBishes!

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    yallcrazy says:

    SMH @ Alex laughing at his cuz! :rofl:

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    Alex says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Choco Why do they let you drive still?!?
    _______________
    That’s what I want to know. :rofl: Go ahead and get lost in that benz and see how fast somebody takes it.

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    ohpretty1 says:

    Well, he did have a fresh pedicure before the shoot. :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ALEX :rofl: FUK U ROBBING ME BRUH MAKE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE!!

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    He put him back in the trunk and said when I stop driving wait 5 mins and get out. He was back at home.
    ___________________________
    :lol: so burglar drove victim back home

    @Phro
    SMH I don’t know I think Im SMART :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex OMG where does your cousin live?!?!?!? :cry:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex @Choco :rofl: That’s hilarious!

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    Alex says:

    @Yall
    He got back home and went in to tell my aunt what happened and they called the police. The police said they didn’t believe him bc he still remembered to bring the food in. :rofl: They said someone who just went thru that wouldn’t remember to grab the food out the car. :shotsfired:

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    @ALEX
    That’s not nice :lol: IM REALLY SMART IN OTHER AREAS :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO UR MY FUKN DRIVING TWIN :lol: BISH BE HATING WHEN THEY TELL ME “JUST COME DOWN SO AND SO AND I GIVE U DIRECTIONS” EVEN THEN I GET LOST :cry: I DON’T DRIVE MUCH THO IM A PARANOID DRIVER TOO GOTTEN IN MORE THAN 3 ACCIDENTS SO ERRTIME IM ON THE ROAD U SEE A BRIGHT HISPANIC WITH THIS LOOK ON THE WHEEL :blink:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Phrozen1der says:

    @WCC These folks do that in Charlotte ALL THE TIME! I’ve been asked at Walmart, and at the gas station for gas or gas money… I be like

    ______________________________

    :lol: That was prolly me askin :lol:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    grab the food out the car
    ________________________
    chit i just got robben the least i could do is brang the food in i did pay for it!!! :rofl:

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    Alex says:

    @Phro
    Matthews. The police think it was a druggie looking for drug money. My cuz said that the day before a yt guy asked him if he had any weed. But the po po didn’t believe him when he said the guy was yt.

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    SamYELL! :yahoo: WASSUP MY NIG? Did you use your bonus to secure the baby a condo like Yso was thinking you would?

    @ Alex…THat story was funny but, I know your cousin had to be scared as hell and them dumbass Police could’ve checked his ATM footage

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    Daisy says:

    :rofl:

    @sexy I use to do Jillians dvd’s w/my co workers. We started WW abt a month ago at work. Weigh in again on Thurs!

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    ERRTIME IM ON THE ROAD U SEE A BRIGHT HISPANIC WITH THIS LOOK ON THE WHEEL
    ________________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: Yeah they think that chit is easy #DIRECTIONSCHALLENGED

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    Alex says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @ALEX
    That’s not nice IM REALLY SMART IN OTHER AREAS
    _____________
    :rofl: I bet.

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    yallcrazy says:

    @Alex

    That probably saved his life—-asking for heat, being hungry still, the robbers felt for him :rofl:

    I know yall be clowning him still though…

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO AS LONG AS WE KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT D!CK WE GOOD THATS WHAT LIMO DRIVES ARE FOR **FLIPS UR HAIR AND SPANKS THAT AZZZ**

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @WCC :rofl:

    @Alex O’ok…yeah that’s Hickville too far away from anything!

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    CHOCO AS LONG AS WE KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT D!CK WE GOOD THATS WHAT LIMO DRIVES ARE FOR **FLIPS UR HAIR AND SPANKS THAT AZZZ**
    ___________________________
    :thumbsup: :rofl:

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    Alex says:

    @Yall
    It took a while before he would go out after sunset.

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    yallcrazy says:

    *adds the city Alex said to the list*

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex :rofl: That’s almost as bad as the first time I tried to drive I told my friend I could drive but I needed her to release the “break” first…After that only speed I knew was “GO” and everyone was screaming, then I slammed the breaks.. :coffee:

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    I bet.
    _______________
    :rofl:

    I have lost site of the gravi’s my computer is acting weird :shrugs:

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    yallcrazy says:

    I am not laughing at your cousin anymore! :rofl:

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    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    Sup Dimpz!!!
    Yeah I’m gone have to secure her with condoms cuz we ain’t doin the teen mom thing. I bought you some solar panels for lil Ace so yall can set em in his room and fvck around and have the electric company pay yall……
    #thegiftthatkeepsongiving

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    Alex says:

    @Phro
    :rofl: Why the hell would they get in there with you?!? :rofl: When you said I need u to release the brake, I would have been like oh hell nawl. I shouldn’t have to assist you from the passenger seat. :nono:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ALEX IT TOOK ME A MIN TO FIGURE OUT IT WAS U THIS A.M NO OFFENSE BUT U LOOK LIKE A YOUNG **DID HE EVER LOOK OLD :think:*** GARRY COLE “WHAT U TALKN BOUT WILLIS???” THATS WHY I DIN’T SAY HI RIGHT OFF THE BAT I SAWWY I JUST HAD TO SAY IT :kiss:

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    candibfly says:

    phrozen when i first learned to drive i panicked for a second and got the brake and gas confused…hit a lady while she was sitting in her car in the parkin lot. she could out talkin bout ooooh my knee. said she couldn’t go to work for a while. i bet my parent’s insurance went thru the roof :ashamed:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex :rofl: Same reason why they pumped the gas if it was’nt full serve… #Confession I could’nt REALLY drive… :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Candi :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CANDI FIRST TIME I GOT BEHIND THE WHEEL I RAN INTO A FENCE :lol: THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SIGN!!

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    Alex says:

    Did this BISH just say I look like Gary Coleman?!?!? :shotsfired1:
    :shotsfired1: :shotsfired1:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    @Alex Nah @Laker was saying that you’re a timeless beauty and he was an ageless pygmy.. :coffee:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ALEX NOT U THE PIC I SAWWY SEE THATS WHY I DIN’T WANT TO SAY CHIT BUT LOOKING AT THE PIC I WANTED TO PIC U UP AND TWIRL AROUND WITH U IN MY ARMS I SAWWY FORGIVE ME :wail: **PINCHES UR CHEEKS**

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    Alex says:

    @Phro
    Save it :nono: That is not what the fluck she meant!! :shotsfired:

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    Alex says:

    @Laker
    But the pic is me. :shrug:

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    yallcrazy says:

    :dead: @ Phro and the damn pygmies….. (or is it pygmys) :rofl:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    :coffee:

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    Phrozen1der says:

    Night folks! :waves:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @PHRO U NOT HELPING BRUH!!!
    @ALEX PLEASE DON’T LET ALL UR HO3’S LOOSE ON ME!!! ***CHIT THINK BEFO U TYPE LAKEZ!!**

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    :rofl: @ Alex and Lakes

    Not Gary Coleman tho :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @ALEX WELL FUK IT YEAH IN THAT PIC U LOOK LIKE GARY COLEMAN TO MEE I SAWWY I SAID IT!!! :wail: <<<PIMPFEAR

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    HE should of did this when he first came out? When he was Slim

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHOCO I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF :wail: WHY MUST I BE SOO MEAN!!! I SAWWWY ALEX I AM U KNOW U FLY AND CHIT!!!

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    @Lakes
    :rofl: girl today you having me laughing so damn much!

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    I Run New York says:

    He’s disgusting. Why would anyone wanna see him naked?

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    Alex says:

    @Choco
    don’t be laughing at that shyt!!! :nono:

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    @Alex
    :rofl: I just saw your gravi :rofl:

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    Alex says:

    Choco
    <————now you tell me if that in any way resemble me

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    @Alex
    No you don’t

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    kisha says:

    ugh i know plenty chicks who think he is sexy too :hurl:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ SamYELL… I thought lil mama was only 1! :shrug:

    Good lookin out on those olar panels though. You know Comed be raping ninjas in the summer.

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    pointhimout says:

    LOL. definitely a fail. His mama should know better than to book this ad campaign for him.

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