Morning Wood: Dru-Ski (College Hill) and Earl Clark (Orlando Magic)

As you know, the newest trend in Hip Hop (and other circles) is to leak sexually graphic cell phones pics of oneself on the Internet (since just sexting the pics to potential jump offs isn’t exciting enough).

We live in a voyeuristic society and any mention of the words “peen pic” on a blog is guaranteed to drive hits to your page — at least for a couple of hours until word gets around that the rapper, singer or ball player isn’t holding very much (as was the case with singer Chris Brown last month).

Yesterday, the blogs were abuzz with graphic pics of up-and-coming singer Steph Jones’ exposed package. Allegedly, Jordin Sparks’ ex leaked the pics himself after exhausting all other avenues to fame (such as dating Jordin Sparks).

Peen pics don’t generate much excitement for me. I realize they do brighten up my readers’ day, but the extra work that goes into finding them and posting the pics is not worth it for me — unless someone makes my job easier, as is the case today.

This morning I awoke to find, not one, but two peen pics in my Inbox. According to the sender, an ex-girlfriend of College Hill’s alumni Dru-Ski thought it would be cute to blast his peen pics into the blogosphere because they aren’t dating any more.

I’m not sure what the story is with Mr. Clark of the Orlando Magic. Apparently, his peen pic was thrown in as a bonus?

Anyway, as I’ve said numerous times in the past: this is a family-oriented blog. We love the children and we strive to provide quality entertainment that family members of all ages can enjoy.

So the goodies are under lock and key and you must login to view them. You must also be 18 and over to view these pics, which are obviously NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

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Actual street sign in Bend, Oregon, sent in by loyal reader Angela.

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104 Responses to “Morning Wood: Dru-Ski (College Hill) and Earl Clark (Orlando Magic)”

  1. 1
    jazi65 says:

    :shocked: clutches pearls..turns on fan..grabs vitamin water……umm yea he’s definitely blessed.

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    YSoSerious says:

    Morning people. :waves:

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    CFREE says:

    :blink: :shocked: the 2nd set of peen pics, dude skin gives me the creeps :hurl:

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    Ms.Tangie baby says:

    Auntie you just made my morning!

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    CFREE says:

    MOANIN @ YSO :waves:

    @JAZI :rofl:

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    Ms.Tangie baby says:

    Auntie you just made my morning!
    ___________________

    You’re welcome, sweetie. :lol:

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    CFREE says:

    PROACTIVE ISN’T JUST USED FOR THE FACE IS IT? I can’t stand bad skin :no:

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    Thetruth32 says:

    WELL WELL GOODMORNING!!!!

    Well Damn at the first one… :blink: at the last one.

  10. 10
    YSoSerious says:

    @CFREE

    I’m with you on the skin in the second pic. :no:

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    FoxE says:

    :ashamed: oh my virgin eyes. :shocked:

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    YSoSerious says:

    Random peen pics just don’t do anything for me I guess. :shrugs:

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    dwanell89 says:

    @ CFREE, I was just thinking the same thing those two bumps are scary looking. He might wanna get a biopsy or something, blehhh!!!

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    Mamacita says:

    :shocked:

    Not on this “family oriented blog” :coffee:

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    Queen_City Gem says:

    :eek:

    I’m speechless and thas usually a :nono: for me

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    Queen_City Gem says:

    <<<<<< my actual expression when I seen them dycks…

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    MsPink says:

    I’ll take a Chris Brown peen over the both of these lol

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    Mamacita says:

    @Yso Yeah me either. I don’t get the point of looking at it. I can’t do sh*t with a picture…

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    YSoSerious says:

    @QUEEN

    Speechless in a good way or a bad way? :lol:

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    FoxE says:

    Some things are better in the dark :coffee:

    And I don’t see why females think this funny… I mean if a guy blasts a chick pics all over the web, then she’ll be ready to raise hell about it. :shrugs:

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    CFREE says:

    Queen_City :lol:

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    Iblondon says:

    PROACTIVE ISN’T JUST USED FOR THE FACE IS IT? I can’t stand bad skin :no:
    ———————
    LOL, he needs to use Clean & Clear on that area too. I wonder if they can utilize their tools in the most satisfying way.

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    yvonne79 says:

    Ya seen one, ya seen ‘em all…… :yawn:

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    CFREE says:

    Iblondon says:

    “I wonder if they can utilize their tools in the most satisfying way.

    And what way wud that be? :think:

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    yvonne79 says:

    @Queen: You are a fool ma’am!!! :lol:

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    Queen_City Gem says:

    @ YSO

    Both I think :oops:

    Like, I look at that second one and be like “ugh, that skin is fukkd up” but then I still wanna ride it a lil bit…

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    SunnyPA says:

    PROACTIVE ISN’T JUST USED FOR THE FACE IS IT? I can’t stand bad skin
    ———————
    LOL, he needs to use Clean & Clear on that area too. I wonder if they can utilize their tools in the most satisfying way.
    _____________________________

    I agree with the above posts….all I could see was dirty, nasty skin. Proactiv and a brazilian wax can go a long way.

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    HALLE'S MUM says:

    Amen

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    YSoSerious says:

    @QUEEN

    It’s okay. There is no shame here. Obviously. :hugs: :rofl:

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    Queen_City Gem says:

    yvonne79 says:

    @Queen: You are a fool ma’am!!!
    ________________________________

    Whut :shrug: ?

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    srv says:

    Drew is beautiful down there! But the other dude’s pock marks gross me TF out!

  32. 32
    YSoSerious says:

    @SUNNY

    Dudes get Brazilians? :blinK:

  33. 33
    MsOnederful says:

    I logged on @ WORK and POW right in my kisser! Ill fck both of them. Sandra definetely made my day as well. Yummmmmm

  34. 34
    Cariblife says:

    Ehhhh. :coffee:

    Morning all

  35. 35
    2thick4u says:

    Well this is the first time I have logged on in a while…definitely worth it :yes: !!!

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    FoxE says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @SUNNY

    Dudes get Brazilians? :blinK:
    _____________________________________

    :yes: SOME do. But I don’t think any black men do, let alone trim :rolleyes:

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    Peachpussycat says:

    Yummy!

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    Renebarnes says:

    I usually just lurk but my curiousity got the best of me this morning – it made my day. The first pic really shows his blessings.The second pic makes me think that he may need to change his laundry detergent or put on some clean undies daily to clear up that skin. He shouldn’t take anymore pics because it makes me scratch and think that he may have a disease of the peen as well!

  39. 39
    deeluv1978 says:

    GOOD MORN TING….GRAAAA CIOUS!!

  40. 40
    Dee1127 says:

    Ohhh

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    Eb says:

    :yahoo: I’ll take peen #1 Alex. Peen #2 :hurl:

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    LeLe says:

    Ewwww…..Looks like dude got ‘crabs’o…sorry :(

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    SunnyPA says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @SUNNY

    Dudes get Brazilians? :blinK:
    _______

    LOL! They should … sometimes that course, nappy shyt is scratchy and hurts. Still, if you’re going to take a pic of yourself to pass around…at least clean it up to look good.

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    Jersey Girl says:

    Is that a sofabed?

    * Goes to search for CB’s peen pic :pc:

    :newbie:

  45. 45

    Oh my…grabs uterus now lol

  46. 46
    Daisy says:

    @Yvonne I feel the same way and I will also add that I think peens are ugly shoot all “private parts” for that matter.

    Good Morning all :waves:

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    free says:

    maybe i would be interested if it was like, president obama or something. otherwise, not so much.

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    renegadesince1985 says:

    Eb says:

    :yahoo: I’ll take peen #1 Alex. Peen #2 :hurl:

    :cosign:

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    Ty says:

    Damn….I guess IT will be running their ass over here in a minute :oops: At least I got a sneak peek :kona:

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    Iblondon says:

    Iblondon says:

    “I wonder if they can utilize their tools in the most satisfying way.

    And what way wud that be? :think:
    ———————————————-
    rock the boat, captain the ship, lay it down, work the middle O_o

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    KrayZKat says:

    There is absolutely NOTHING appetizing about nary one of them. NEXT.

  52. 52
    Iblondon says:

    Anybody going to see Diddy in concert tonight?

  53. 53

    Okay so this was definitely morning wood…eww at all the bumps though

  54. 54

    Peen #1 is a little to skinny for me…..Peen #2 would be nice if it wasn’t so many bumps surrounding it

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    pointhimout says:

    wasn’t impressed with either. how do you go down on a piece of love stick that’s surrounded by warts and puss filled bumps? #MORNINGWOODN’T

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    Jyous1 says:

    OK.. Long time lurker and 1 time perv for logging in to see what’s good with ‘da wood’. Ya’ll have me cracking up at work all day with your comments and Sandra’s commentary.
    @Ty- I am waiting for the bells and whistles to go off too lol!

  57. 57
    martell203 says:

    Sandra is crazy!!! Chris Brown is definitely packin!!!! lol

  58. 58
    martell203 says:

    LMAO@ “moringwoodn’t”

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    Diva706 says:

    Auntie thanks for the wood…but the second one looks like it belongs in your medical minute section! LOL!

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    TronBrezzy says:

    lol

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    Nola_D says:

    It looks like a baby’s arm holding an apple…

  63. 63
    Daisy says:

    :lol: at these comments

  64. 64
    mirsmommy says:

    :dead: at Point. :lol:

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    Candi Apple says:

    :rofl: Those bumps scream STD. Reasons to leave the lights on :coffee:

    First Peen is skinny but ok I guess

  66. 66
    GAGIRL87 says:

    That size of d*ick in #2 minus the scars is what got me knocked up the first time :yahoo: my baby is blessed :danban1:

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    srv says:

    Damn!!!
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    pointhimout says:

    wasn’t impressed with either. how do you go down on a piece of love stick that’s surrounded by warts and puss filled bumps? #MORNINGWOODN’T

  68. 68
    Candi Apple says:

    I logged on to see :shrug: Questioning myself :shame:

  69. 69

    Never thought I would wake up and see peen on Sr.com ha what a day what a day

  70. 70
    Torae says:

    Yuck!!! I don’t see why women get excited over Peen pics! I guess I’ll never understand…but ewww grosss!

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    SnootyPooty says:

    I’ll Take Peen #1 as well!!!!!

    Peen two appears to be on a diet I like them with a little more meat and veins. The ride is much better when they have big veins and plenty of them.. Make me say OMG, OMG

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    SnootyPooty says:

    DEAD@ the medical minute comment!!!!!

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    Diva706 says:

    Auntie thanks for the wood…but the second one looks like it belongs in your medical minute section! LOL!
    ____________________

    A lot of guys look like that. I thought that’s what you chicks like? :shrug:

  74. 74
    AL says:

    Not impressed at all.. Lol and that’s hair bumps, he trims or shaves down there and he has in grown hair and pops it and it scared.

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    SnootyPooty says:

    @Sandrarose Are you serious I like peens thats aesthetically appealing just like men/ women like our muffins to be bump/scar free so do I when it comes to a man. Its nothing wrong with a man shaving his private area less bacteria and a smooth glide is in store.

  76. 76
    FoxE says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    A lot of guys look like that. I thought that’s what you chicks like?
    ___________________________

    Are you sure :thinking: Guys I’ve talked to never had war wounds down there. Soo how many guys you know has those???? :waiting:

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    BLACKBARBIE404 says:

    WOW…. LOGS OFF! LMAO

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    um those “bumps” appear to be ingrown pubic hairs,…. google it…. I think buddy was trying to trim his hedges and that’s how it happened, I could be wrong but…he should really man up and get a good ol waxing down there…

  80. 80
    stellabella says:

    My my! I was way too so excited to be able to log in . Thank ya!

  81. 81
    kingstonn says:

    wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :grin:

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    Cha Cha says:

    FoxE says:

    Some things are better in the dark

    And I don’t see why females think this funny… I mean if a guy blasts a chick pics all over the web, then she’ll be ready to raise hell about it.

    :cosign:

  83. 83

    FoxE says:

    Guys I’ve talked to never had war wounds down there. Soo how many guys you know has those???? :waiting:
    __________________

    As a registered nurse, I have seen a lot. :lol:

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    brownskinn86 says:

    Slurp to the first 1! I don’t usually log n or comment but that first 1 could GET IT. Second 1 could to if he get them bumps together! I think ima run home for a lunch time treat! :wink: :hump:

  85. 85
    Destinee says:

    :shocked: :hump: Help me Lord, clear my thoughts because right now they are not where they should be which is on my work. :pray:

  86. 86
    Destinee says:

    @Brownskinn86… I think Im calling the hubby for a Afternoon Delight! :hump:

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    vjackson says:

    At least you can tell one of them manscapes. Nothings uglier than an out of control or nappy man-bush. But he really needs to do something about those bumps.

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    katgirl33 says:

    :blink:

    Proactiv has a deep cleansing BODY WASH and SOAP that gets rid of BODY ACNE…..look like that’s what Shawty (cause these are NOT men–yet) had/has, and it left scars.

    And ITA with whoever said they’d rather see CB’s peen pic…he definitely took a better pic than these two.

    #thatisall Let me get off this post before my son catches me looking at these young boys :ashamed:

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    LilMissRed says:

    oh ok.

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    BklynJa says:

    what a wonderful birthday gift :yahoo:

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    CreoleCutie7 says:

    Thanks Sandra!! I had to wait all the way till I got home for this gift well worth my wait :danban: :yahoo:

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    free says:

    maybe i would be interested if it was like, president obama or something.
    ____________________

    You know, I’m waiting for one of Obama’s jump offs to send that gift my way. ;) :lol:

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    BklynJa says:

    what a wonderful birthday gift :yahoo:
    ————-

    CreoleCutie7 says:

    Thanks Sandra!! I had to wait all the way till I got home for this gift well worth my wait :danban: :yahoo:
    ________________

    You’re welcome! :lol:

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    RudyD says:

    :think: that vein in the second pic takes me back to summer 1994….

    #icouldntwalkforaweek

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    chicgeek123 says:

    Came out of lurk mode to see this…

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    vetta says:

    “Those bumps scream STD. Reasons to leave the lights on”

    –LOL!!

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    Monymo says:

    Too Bad i only log in from peen pics… i promise ima start logging in more lol :)

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    tennpooh1988 says:

    I was not impress!!!

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    StillASassyOne says:

    :eyeroll: *sigh*

    CandiApple
    Kingston
    Cha-Cha
    Mirs
    Point
    Free
    Peach
    Jazyi
    Yso
    Cfree
    Mamacita
    Queen
    YVONNE…..

    ALL YA’LL BISHES AIN’T SH*T!!!!!!!!!

    Sandra had peen pics on display while I was at work slaving for the white man and NARY ONE of ya’ll azzes saw fit to hit me up and let me know?!?!?!?!

    Yall negroes KNOW I live for a peen pic collection!!!!!!

    I’m so pissed with ya’ll!!! :mad:

    That being said…. #1 is too skinny and looks like a tree. #2 could get it though. He obviously man-scapes (look at the lack of hair around his genitals that suddenly begins growing again on his thighs. He’s naturally hairy as hell.)

    I hate man-scapers! My man does that sh*t and it drives me crazy! I like my men hairy! Strong! Smelling like “Joop” cologne and Old Spice deodorant- like a REAL man…with hair on his balls! Save that man-scaping crap for the “kids.”

    Oh…and THANKS Aunt Sandra! You the bestest!! :-D I can go to be happy now…

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    GoldenGurl says:

    #1 too skinny…
    #2 definitely workable!

    Thought this was a family show Sandra! lol

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    Annemarie says:

    Jesus be amnesia and erase this from my memory…

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    hzleyez says:

    Well damn..i can sleep good now!! Thank you for that. :)

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    DominiCreoleDoll says:

    width & length ?

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