NY Knicks star forward Carmelo Anthony celebrated his birthday bash in New York last night without his wife, La La, by his side (Melo turns 27 on Sunday).

Melo's solo appearance at Greenhouse in NYC sparked all sorts of rumors of a break up. As you know, the longtime couple split up a few years back due to rumors of Melo's infidelities. And there was recent talk of an out-of-wedlock baby born to a groupie of Melo's. Well, it's for the best if they have indeed broken up. Melo can sow his wild oats without fear of retribution, and La La can be free to pursue the fame that's been eluding her due to her lack of discernible talents. I do hope they keep it civil for their son Kiyan's sake though.

Reality TV personalities Emily Bustamante, left, and Chrissy Lampkin and music producer Squid Beatz were the only celebs in the house, apparently.

Photos: Wireimage/Getty

  • MsOnederful

    Lala and her no talent azz..

  • CFREE

    Dayuum that pic was taken at a phuked up angle ol girl them look like 2 short stout midgets :blink:

  • CFREE

    MsOnder, u tryna say Lala is a "Nun Phukn factor" ?? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    Looks like some party. :yawn:

  • Fayla

    burfday bashes w/o wifey is a :nono:

    but look like she aint miss nuttin no way :coffee:

  • FoxE

    :blink: Chrissy looked so pretty at the reunion show. Now....

    And Emily looks like she's been eating good...

  • Fayla

    CFREE says:

    Dayuum that pic was taken at a phuked up angle ol girl them look like 2 short stout midgets
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    :rofl:

  • Feline Feminine

    Carmelo's face look all bloated and greasy... :nono:

  • FoxE

    @Fayla

    You wouldn't let your man have 1 bday bash to himself & his boys?

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    Yall know the hoes were all over them(the 2 married dudes). *snickers*

  • GAGIRL87

    I like Chrissy but this pic of her and Emily is not the business :no: and Sandra just b/c she wasn't there doesn't mean there's trouble in paradise... Being a celeb must be annoying b/c all people do is "speculate" daily about petty chit and that's the worse b/c half of the time they wrong azz hell... :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

    MsOnder, u tryna say Lala is a “Nun Phukn factor” ?? :rofl:
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    Hey I like Lala. Interviewing people and hosting stuff IS a talent....Right???

  • Fayla

    Feline Feminine says:

    Carmelo’s face look all bloated and greasy
    _________________
    :lol: shole do!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ Squid Beatz the girls looked cute

    I've always been suspect of Melo :gay:

  • Cha Chillin

    Soooo.... Perhaps she skipped it because she wanted too. Im sure this will not be his only bday bash! You know celebs like to have 16559 parties. Whos to say she is not planning one for him on her own :shrug:

    OAN.... Chrissy you looking all about the clearance rack with that outfit on...Try again your too cute for that :coffee: and is that some sorta of finger jewelry on her ring finger...hmmmm!

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    It's not Squid Beatz, it's Swiss Beaks :lol:

  • Fayla

    FoxE says:

    @Fayla

    You wouldn’t let your man have 1 bday bash to himself & his boys?
    ______________
    girl naw, that's what the bachelor party was for :lol: that ish sound :homoswitch: hubby don't get down like that :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    @YALL

    Are you sure they're hos and not whores? I hear there's some kind of big difference between the two terms around here. :coffee:

  • Fayla

    Cha Chillin says:

    Soooo…. Perhaps she skipped it because she wanted too. Im sure this will not be his only bday bash! You know celebs like to have 16559 parties. Whos to say she is not planning one for him on her own
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    true dat, & this one don't even look like a party, just looks like they went to the club for a night out :shrug:

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

    oooo…. Perhaps she skipped it because she wanted too. Im sure this will not be his only bday bash! You know celebs like to have 16559 parties. Whos to say she is not planning one for him on her own :shrug:
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    I heard she was doing a photoshoot for MADE magazine...whatever that is...but she's working, that's why she is there....

  • FoxE

    @Fayla

    :lol: I meant like a boys night out. But I gotcha

  • http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

    OAN…. Chrissy you looking all about the clearance rack with that outfit on…Try again your too cute for that :coffee: and is that some sorta of finger jewelry on her ring finger…hmmmm!
    _____________________________________________________________
    Did she cut her hair......

  • CFREE

    Melo's face look like he keeps a bucket of KFC betwinx the legs swallowed down with a forty of billy dee daily, what in the bloat face hail :no:

  • http://vimeo.com/17630990 LaTechGrad02

    Wow, I thought that was Somaya with Chrissy.

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    @Cha, looks like a pankey ring to me.

    OSO, my defintion of hoes and whores are different than others. But they probably met some hoes that they could turn into their whores, get my drift... :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    @FAYLA

    Let that man have some fun without you. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    @BLOOD SISTER

    I think I get it...

  • KDub

    Squidward Beats? Go on someplace Sandra....

  • ELove

    Testing... 1 2 3

  • Cha Chillin

    I like La La.... When I was with my ex hubby, because of the kind of crowd he hung with (gangsters) I would plan and throw the parties for him in the clubs but I would be gone long before they got there. The times when I did hang around (I was a EMILY-you aint with Fab dont nobody know you) so many dudes didnt even know I was his wife/babymama and they would holler at me all night. I had to constantly keep telling them NO..Im his wife....No Im with the BDAY boy. My point being, some dudes rather not have their lady in certain environments out of respect. (I AINT NO FOOL THOUGH, THIS NICCA WAS JUST RATCHET) :rofl:

  • Fayla

    @ FoxE

    my hubby don't even go out girl. the most that kneegrow does w/his boys is play ball a saturday or 2 out the month. always tryna be stuck up under me

    #heneedsmorefriends

  • ValerieB1

    Carmelo looks plump in the face

    Chrissy doesnt match with Jim Jones to me

    Thats Fab girl, she alright

  • Cha Chillin

    BLU'S BLOOD SISTER :) says:

    @Cha, looks like a pankey ring to me.
    *tosses you my trifocals :rofl: THAT BISH AINT GOT FOUR FINGERS ...THAT AINT HER PINKY YO!

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Why would they break up now? Melo been doin his thing and lately he's been on his best behavior to date AND she got the ring. I'm sure they're just fine like they've always been despite the side activities.

  • Cha Chillin

    Fayla says:

    @ FoxE

    my hubby don’t even go out girl. the most that kneegrow does w/his boys is play ball a saturday or 2 out the month. always tryna be stuck up under me

    #heneedsmorefriends

    Our hubbys are seperated at birth.... But lemme tell him Im going out and he cry like a baby ....nicca let the :boobs: go :rofl:

  • Fayla

    Oso girl i be TRYING!!! he just don't wanna participate :(
    he had the day off today but when in for a few hours. when we spoke on the fone he tambout when u comin home? nucca when i get home! just bc ur off don't mean i'm bout to switch up my schedule :nono:

  • Cha Chillin

    YSOLITA IS THAT YOU :think:

  • KishaMinyonn

    Carmelo’s face look all bloated and greasy :cosign:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    Cha Chillin says:

    BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :) says:

    @Cha, looks like a pankey ring to me.
    *tosses you my trifocals :rofl: THAT BISH AINT GOT FOUR FINGERS …THAT AINT HER PINKY YO!
    _____________________________________________

    Well, her azz is part orangutan then, because look at that "opposable" thumb! :rofl:

    #lookatthemfingersthough :lol:

  • I Run New York

    No wedding ring... interesting. I never noticed before but he has a chubby face.

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    :think: He does have that puffy alcoholic face thang going on....

  • http://SandraRose fine_sexy_libra

    THEY ALL LOOK RACHET!!! :coffee:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    @Cha

    Answers for OSO: Yeah Hoburger No. 5, it's her!

  • Feline Feminine

    Our hubbys are seperated at birth…. But lemme tell him Im going out and he cry like a baby ….nicca let the :boobs: go :rofl:

    __

    Honestly this sounds like my husband too... :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Cha and Fayla
    Him being up underneath don't irk your nerves - it did mine - I couldn't go upstairs without him being like where you going - OMG - when I tasted that touch of freedom I felt like a grown azz woman - come and go as I please with no questions - well my son stay in my chit but I like not having my ex around to whine - #BALANCE

  • FoxE

    @Fayla

    :lol: My ex wanted to be up under me when it was time for me to go out. But when it was his time.. It wasn't too much I could say to stop him. He would :lick: & :hump: me so i'll fall asleep and wont miss him while he's gone.

  • Fayla

    Cha Chillin says:

    Fayla says:

    @ FoxE

    my hubby don’t even go out girl. the most that kneegrow does w/his boys is play ball a saturday or 2 out the month. always tryna be stuck up under me

    #heneedsmorefriends

    Our hubbys are seperated at birth…. But lemme tell him Im going out and he cry like a baby ….nicca let the go
    _______________
    :rofl: ikr! i used to give him advanced notice that i was going out..psshh! not anymore! i ain't tryna deal w/ur 'tude all week from Monday to Friday. so now i just casually slip it in like "hey babe how was ur day, oh btw i'm going out tonight" as i'm getting fit together :lol: GOTS to be mo careful

  • Aprilbaby

    I love Chrissy! I don't know why I feel like Emily just looks like a regular chick to me.shrug

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    *takes of my CSI/NCIS/CriminalMinds hat off*

    Cha, after further investigation, my findings are as follows: It's a pinkey ring, look at her holding the champagne glass and phone with one hand, ain't no thumb holding the back of the phone and drink like that...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    GOTS to be mo careful
    ________________
    :lol:

    @FOXE
    I too was a victim of spousal rape in exchange for boyz night out :lol: I didn't care cuz I was sleeping good!

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Fayla says:

    my hubby don’t even go out girl. the most that kneegrow does w/his boys is play ball a saturday or 2 out the month. always tryna be stuck up under me

    #heneedsmorefriends
    ***********************

    Co-sign. Men that go clubbing without their woman are up to no good. No matter what he tells you or you tell yourself in your mind to make you comfortable with it I can assure you that attached dudes at the club are up to no good 100% of the time. Men that are ready to settle down don't club.

  • Fayla

    @ Choco

    Hellz yeah that ish get on my mf nerves!! I love him dearly, I promise, but DIZZAYUM can nuccette get some breevin room & ish? like if i'm headed outside he's like where u goin? mf u see i don't have my keys, purse, shoes, none a dat..i guess i aint goin 2 far COTDAMMIT leave me be! :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Fayla says:

    when we spoke on the fone he tambout when u comin home? nucca when i get home! just bc ur off don’t mean i’m bout to switch up my schedule
    **************************

    Wow, I was shamed to say all that. Thought people would call my hubby crazy. Does your hubby get upset when you try to watch TV in another room from him? lol

  • MsOnederful

    CFREE says:

    MsOnder, u tryna say Lala is a “Nun Phukn factor” ??

    I love you. You understand where i am coming from! She doesnt deserve Carmelo.

  • MsOnederful

    chibytex aka lil red riding hood says:

    MsOnder, u tryna say Lala is a “Nun Phukn factor” ??
    _______________________________________________
    Hey I like Lala. Interviewing people and hosting stuff IS a talent….Right???

    Nope. Just a job. The talent is the people she interviews.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fayla
    SMH I felt like he was had to be tied to my hip - Now that I don't have it I thought I would miss it - I don't I was suffocating

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    WHAT'S THE SUBJECT WE TALKIN BOUT?

  • Fayla

    @ FoxE

    at least he TCB b4 he left! shooot, what if he rolled out knowin u needed sum dyck action?? plus him breakin u off b4 hand leaves less chance of him going to :hump: some1 else at the club. he coulda gave u the bruhman from the 5th floor head nod & headed to Platinum :lol:

  • Cha Chillin

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Cha and Fayla
    Him being up underneath don’t irk your nerves – it did mine – I couldn’t go upstairs without him being like where you going – OMG – when I tasted that touch of freedom I felt like a grown azz woman – come and go as I please with no questions – well my son stay in my chit but I like not having my ex around to whine – #BALANCE

    CHOCO... not really. We are best friends and I really literally like for real have no female friends so if Im hanging out he is actually the one Im hanging out with. I like to miss him though so its a healthy balance because we are away from each other during our work days. When were together were a team though. My previous loser never ever did anything with me so its refreshing IMO.

  • FoxE

    @Choco

    IKR

    @Fayla

    Yeah, after while it was required to give me some.. :nono: He was not going to the club all horny & sh!t nope not an option

    Best part was him coming to me drunk after the club to :hump:

  • Fayla

    @ Choco

    Yeah, i've been there 2. in the beginning i had to sit him down & tell him he was bout to run me off bc he waw suffocating me. he's gotten a whole lot better over the years though i still have to let him know to back off from time to time. i'm a sagittarius so i LOVE my freedom :yes: marriage was a major adjustment for me

  • mirsmommy

    Heyyyy yall :waves:

  • Cha Chillin

    BLU'S BLOOD SISTER :) says:

    *takes of my CSI/NCIS/CriminalMinds hat off*

    Cha, after further investigation, my findings are as follows: It’s a pinkey ring, look at her holding the champagne glass and phone with one hand, ain’t no thumb holding the back of the phone and drink like that…

    *snatches back my trifocals and throws ketchup on your white jacket :mad: YOU ARE RIGHT AGAIN.... SHYTTTT IT AINT MY FAULT THAT BISH GOT A DEBO AZZ PINKY... PINKY STRONG AND THICK AS HAIL :rofl:

  • ValerieB1

    Cosign......Melo does not have on a wedding ring and he's saying cheese in his pictures but that is the FAKEST smile I have ever seen. I really hope things are well I like him and La-La together

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CHA
    I can dig it - we were besties as well he didn't hang out with his friends on Friday nights he was up my azz and nothing wrong with it except I became his obsession and I knew we were treading toward an unhealthy path...

    @Fayla
    Yes becuz I literally was feeling like OMG this nicca just won't let me be - he called all day at work - on my way home from work, if he went outside to chill and say what's up to his boyz he calling me from outside that was obsession!

  • FoxE

    @Cha

    AWW so cute! I only have a few female friends too... When i was younger it was a whole gang of us... But females all living near 1 campus w/ the same group of guys became a HUGE problem :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    That ring appears to be on Chrissy ring finger. I'm guessing her pinky is tucked behind her phone.

  • Cha Chillin

    FoxE says:

    Yeah, after while it was required to give me some.. He was not going to the club all horny & sh!t nope not an option

    You do know a nicca will still hit sumthin right. Niccas can smash two and three bishes a day like nothing... I used to think like that too until I woke up to that nicca sneakin in to take a shower as soon as he got home, even caught him taking a bird bath once ...and it wasnt to get fresh for me either.

  • FoxE

    @Choco

    Girl, He was madly in :love: w/ you... I would of went crazy.

  • SunRiseBlossom

    I Run New York says:

    No wedding ring… interesting. I never noticed before but he has a chubby face.
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Carmelo and La-La Azz better still be together and working it out... WASTING ALL MY DAMN TIME ON VH1 SHOWING OFF THAT WEDDING!!!!! :mad:

  • Cha Chillin

    Melo is not wearing his ring but I do spy a tattoo of some sort... WHO CARES IF HE WEARS HIS RING ....I know hes married LA LA because I watched damn reality show a bazillion times :no:

  • Fayla

    @ Cha

    :clap:

    My hubby gets on my last nerve but he is my bestie 2. He knows me better than anyone. He just got back in town Weds. moanin (had been gone since Sat) & when i say i couldn't sleep without that man..smh..now i might just hafta keep him :lol:

  • Danielle

    I love Chrissy's personality! Emily do look like she's been eating good. I doubt they are broke up, I like Melo and La La together.

  • Cha Chillin

    Fayla says:
    i’m a sagittarius so i LOVE my freedom marriage was a major adjustment for me

    I am a sagittarius too.... so i can relate to alot what your saying but Im very affectionate too...maybe he somewhere right now talking about how Im the one thats too clingy why ya bullshyttin :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FOXE
    So funny you say that :grin:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @Bird
    I thought that was the whole purpose of having more than one tv :shrug:

  • MzDimplez1123

    That ring looks like it's on Chrissy's ring finger to me. Maybe her pinky is tucked? :shrug:

  • Fayla

    Cha Chillin says:

    FoxE says:

    Yeah, after while it was required to give me some.. He was not going to the club all horny & sh!t nope not an option

    You do know a nicca will still hit sumthin right. Niccas can smash two and three bishes a day like nothing… I used to think like that too until I woke up to that nicca sneakin in to take a shower as soon as he got home, even caught him taking a bird bath once …and it wasnt to get fresh for me either.
    ______________

    :shotsfired: that shyt right thurr?? no he DI-INT!!! did u call him out on it?

  • FoxE

    Cha Chillin says:

    You do know a nicca will still hit sumthin right. Niccas can smash two and three bishes a day like nothing… I used to think like that too until I woke up to that nicca sneakin in to take a shower as soon as he got home, even caught him taking a bird bath once …and it wasnt to get fresh for me either.
    ______________

    :yes: Thats the reason why he is now my ex... :cuss: Bish thought he could live a double life :nono:

  • Danielle

    I hope not! I Like Melo and La La together.

    I love Chrissy's personality and like somebody said Emily do look like she been eating good.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    ugh. Yall in here "praising yall husbands" and chit.

    Chit goin get ugly when the divorce come.
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CHA I cosign my ex hubby could find time to smash a random trick off in between a run to the store for some smokes :rolleyes:

  • FoxE

    @Man

    Wouldn't you want your wife to praise you??

  • Danielle

    *testing*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Chit goin get ugly when the divorce come.
    __________________
    :rofl you are sooo stupid...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FOXE
    You have given him full license to talk a hole bunch of :smack: now :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Thats the reason why he is now my ex… Bish thought he could live a double life
    _______________________________
    :rofl: :rofl: OMG :rofl: #ROYAL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @FOX E
    "Wouldn’t you want your wife to praise you??"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, ...
    ..hopefully to her "friends" cause then they'd let me hit! Sneakin round offerin that azz up on the slick! Yall know how a woman "friends" be!
    #femalefriendsareatreasuretroveofmorepuzzy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    Are we done with all the marriage talk? I'm on some hating chit today. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    *peeks in*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    lawd is that YSO? :rofl: wth @the new handle? :lol:

  • FoxE

    @Man

    :rolleyes: Her friends tho???
    But, that could all just be a set-up... would u mind her :hump: your boys?

  • kingstonn

    did Sandra call Toucan Sam Squid Beats? :rofl: I can't..

  • I Run New York

    and Emily B looks like she gained 50 pds in those pics

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    KINGBEW!
    i was tickled @ Squid Beats too :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @FOX E
    "Her friends tho???
    But, that could all just be a set-up… would u mind her your boys?"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Yup. Her friends are the BEST! They will take that chit to the grave too. UNLESS, your girl get to talkin stupid to em and they throw that in her face. But even if that happens the chick usually more angry at the "friend" and we get a pass.

    A lot of times your girl's "friends" secretly mad at your girl bout some petty dumb azz chit and LOVE to keep in the back of their mind they fuggin her man. LOL. Hoez... Gotta love em.

  • FoxE

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    LOL. Hoez… Gotta love em. <~~~ :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    HEY His!!

    So i just got back from this ghetto ass preschool graduation!
    I should have known cuz they had the kids doin the CHA CHA slide!
    I have never seen so many chest, back, neck tats and blonde weave in my life!

  • CFREE

    @MAN u are a dumb phuk! tis all... :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    neck tats and blonde weave in my life!
    ______________
    Please tell me you are being sarcastic when you say preschoolers :coffee:

  • CFREE

    @ACE :waves: still sippn on that siz zurp eh?

    :offtopic:
    Drake has been talkn bout sippn lean in his verses as of lately is he fa real??? or just tryna sound cool? either way :nono:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    Cha Chillin says:

    BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :) says:

    *takes of my CSI/NCIS/CriminalMinds hat off*

    Cha, after further investigation, my findings are as follows: It’s a pinkey ring, look at her holding the champagne glass and phone with one hand, ain’t no thumb holding the back of the phone and drink like that…

    *snatches back my trifocals and throws ketchup on your white jacket :mad: YOU ARE RIGHT AGAIN…. SHYTTTT IT AINT MY FAULT THAT BISH GOT A DEBO AZZ PINKY… PINKY STRONG AND THICK AS HAIL :rofl:
    ----------------------------------------
    Yeah, I concur. Chrissy needs to put her fingers on a diet (or exercise them or some ish). :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CFREE
    "Drake has been talkn bout sippn lean in his verses as of lately "
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    "sippin lean" = "Lebron Peen"
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    ok did Blu get dragged again? why is his cousin smangin all up in er'bawdays names today? and what post can i find this entertainment in? :lol:

  • CFREE

    @Luscious, u just reminded me I saw a chick at the sportbars last nite with a blonde quick weave/blk roots with a coogi maxi dress on. Chit brought tears to my eyes :wail:

  • CFREE

    “sippin lean” = “Lebron Peen” :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Is this thing working yet?

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    :hi: His, *whispers* in the Eddie Long post this morning.

    :dead: You couldn't pay me to wear coogi panties!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    Choco is was their mothers with the tats not the kids

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    *it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    CLAP :clap: THAT AZZ FOR ME BEFORE I GO TO LUNCH!
    **pinches' Brown's azz**

  • Queen_City Gem

    La La didn't attend becuz she was chilling with Jaleel White...it was reported that they were seen together at a PWBAE (People Wit Big Ass Eyes)Convention. Tracee Ellis Ross was there too.

    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Blu1
    Oh okay I was about to say :shotsfired:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    I'm Bored...

    Who going to see Hangover II this weekend?

  • ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

    Cha Chillin says:

    FoxE says:

    Yeah, after while it was required to give me some.. He was not going to the club all horny & sh!t nope not an option

    You do know a nicca will still hit sumthin right. Niccas can smash two and three bishes a day like nothing… I used to think like that too until I woke up to that nicca sneakin in to take a shower as soon as he got home, even caught him taking a bird bath once …and it wasnt to get fresh for me either.
    ______________

    that shyt right thurr?? no he DI-INT!!! did u call him out on it?

    FAYla (my new e sis in sagitarrius way) Yes.... nasty bastid! It was all bad, I used to take off him very often cus he thought he could do the most and I was young, dumb and full of comehither. Yeah I was young, not dumb and full of somebody elses.... Ya Feel me :coffee: Not like that but like that! And like my girl FOX E said... he is an EX for a reason...Next move was my best mover

    BROTHER... quit hatin for I pull a BLU and SMANG ON YOUR THROAK! :nono: DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION...My husband CANT QUIT ME! HMPH!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @BROWN
    CLAP THAT AZZ FOR ME BEFORE I GO TO LUNCH!
    **pinches’ Brown’s azz**
    _____________________________________
    Suck on this :jack: for me before you go to lunch

    oh wait you alread did

  • Ty

    Emily looks like she had butt injections :think: Sandra please do a medical minute about the side effects of butt injections. Its so many people running around Atlanta with silicon dripping from their azz due to $500 azz shots

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    Ace that movie is on my to do list!

  • ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

    Sorry... for all the typos and that last post prolly aint make a lick of sense ... Im tired as hail and I dont got my trifocals on :smack:

  • CFREE

    You couldn’t pay me to wear coogi panties!

    :cosign:

    No offense to u coogi apparel wear'ers :rofl:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    @Ace, I plan to see Hangover II and Bridesmaid this holiday weekend.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Brown

    My Cousin that was raised with me who i consider my sister... call herself my Sistin ...if that helps shortin your name a little....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Not going to see hangover but I will probably will be hungover :coffee:

  • CFREE

    Hangover II comes out this wknd??? :dance:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Hold up...Ya'll Wrong for this chit i just noticed...

    Yall YOU TOO...

    damn he cant catch a break..... :no:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Emily looks like she had butt injections Sandra please do a medical minute about the side effects of butt injections. Its so many people running around Atlanta with silicon dripping from their azz due to $500 azz shots
    ________________________

    She did one on that already.

    butt injections = :dead:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    *yelling* Dimpz, You better get in here... Ace is up in here naked :rofl:
    --------------------------------------------
    Cisco hangover, huh? :lol:
    #classyglasswareofcourse

  • CFREE

    Its so many people running around Atlanta with silicon dripping from their azz due to $500 azz shots

    And the chit aint cute either :no:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    Ace says:

    @Brown

    My Cousin that was raised with me who i consider my sister… call herself my Sistin …if that helps shortin your name a little….
    ____________________________________________________________
    In the Blu family, "consider" means potential mate :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    I remember those Cisco hangover when i was 11 ....things were vicious...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    Cfreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :yahoo:

    Yall :danban:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    If she did get azz shots, they forgot a small spot ^^^ up there...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @YALL
    :hurl: :nono: Hate Cisco

  • BlaqGyrl25

    It only looks it was the four of em'...

  • Queen_City Gem

    Ace says:

    I remember those Cisco hangover when i was 11 ….things were vicious…
    ______________________________

    Wait, wait, wait a dayum minute? :waiting:

    Are yall tombout Cisco the back in the day, liquid crack, get you toe out the frame Cisco??

    Ace...you was drankn that shyt at 11? Or you just saw somebody fukked up from it when you were 11? Please explain

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    *doing the walk like an egyptian dance at my desk for His*

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    How bout that rented azz...and that's all I got to say about that!

    This azzshot thing is getting waaaaaaayyyyyy out of control...errybody's azz shouldn't be big...it dont fawkin look right...lil azz legs...and a big dumb butt!

    #Tisall

  • CFREE

    HISSSSSSSS!!! *remakes TIP DRILL video fa you* :danban1:

  • Ty

    Cisco and MD 20/20 (the lime flavor) was liquid crack back in the day. That shit had me tore up on prom night :hurl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    We need a new damn post #tisall

  • 2know the ledge

    :rofl: at these comments :dead: at this whole post

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    When i was 11 i was drinkin those $5 Fifths of Cisco

    would sneak out at night meet up with the boys one of which happened to have older brother...who could purchase...

    We 11-14 would get slammed wasted...and high...

    then my little wasted ass had to go back hoe ad climb a tree to get back in....

    Memories :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    MD 20/20 Chit I drink on the days I need to give my ulcer a rest :coffee: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    hey Choc :waves:

    *tips Cfree and Yall* dnt stop get it get it!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    am i the only one that reamined pure on my prom night????

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    HISSSSSS what ya doing this weekend

  • Queen_City Gem

    Ace says:

    When i was 11 i was drinkin those $5 Fifths of Cisco

    would sneak out at night meet up with the boys one of which happened to have older brother…who could purchase…

    We 11-14 would get slammed wasted…and high…

    then my little wasted ass had to go back hoe ad climb a tree to get back in….
    _____

    You sure you ain't on that shyt NOW

    You was too grown...sneaking out, gettn fukked up, and committing a B&E on your own crib :no: <<<<smh at yo ass

    :lolol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @Luscious, i didnt go to prom..i was a statistic...all knocked up n shyt *shrugs*

    @Choc, I'm taking my lil booger faced child to the lake on Sat and to the beach on Sun. I"m staying local...mama got bills to pay lol

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    Brown, I didn't do nothing on my prom night either :no:

  • Queen_City Gem

    "Tip Drill"....makes me think of Nelly ***sigh***

    :hump:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Ty says:

    Cisco and MD 20/20 (the lime flavor) was liquid crack back in the day
    ________________________________

    MD 20/20 Banana Red was my drink of choice (well second to Long Island Iced Tea)...to this day the THOUGHT of it makes me wanna :vomit: a little bit in my mouth

    Ahhhh, the good ole days

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    BLU'S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER says:

    am i the only one that reamined pure on my prom night????
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Probably...

    I got my First :blowjob: at Prom #2

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    :shrug: I never got sick off of Strawberry Banana 20/20 :shrug:

    :think: Hmmm, maybe that's why I can't drink shatt now! Hmmp

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    Knowledge, did you answer my book question from earlier?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Queen_City Gem says:

    Ace says:

    When i was 11 i was drinkin those $5 Fifths of Cisco

    would sneak out at night meet up with the boys one of which happened to have older brother…who could purchase…

    We 11-14 would get slammed wasted…and high…

    then my little wasted ass had to go back hoe ad climb a tree to get back in….
    _____

    You sure you ain’t on that shyt NOW

    You was too grown…sneaking out, gettn fukked up, and committing a B&E on your own crib <<<<smh at yo ass

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    :rofl:

    Naw not flucked up...but this keyboard be leaving out letters when i type fast....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Lolita
    I didn't go to my prom my daughter was two at the time me and her Daddy went to a club
    @HIS
    Im staying local also babes :thumbsup:

  • CFREE

    Ya'll wanna hear my prom story :coffee:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    *eyes wide open*

    Did somebody die Cfree? You scaring me... :lol:

  • Feline Feminine

    @Luscious

    No, you are not alone...my date and I went out to eat with a group of folks after the dance and then he dropped me off at home after an innocent kiss...

    But we did :hump: a few years later....

  • FoxE

    I spend the night of prom sharing a bed w/ 3 other girls... :rolleyes: :cuss: Cheap bastard

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Since We aint got chit to alk about here...
    :offtopic:
    I got a few Questions

    Is it OK for man to date(as in go on dates) with multiple women?

    If asked... if he's dating other women what should his response be?

    If any of his current dates ended in sex.. should that be acknowledged?

    How many dates should there before it's assumed things are Exclusive?

    Would you feel jaded after a good date when scheduling date #2 the guy said "I cant because i have a date with someone else on Friday? how about Saturday"

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    Spill the beans Fox!

  • Queen_City Gem

    I went to my first prom with my sometime boyfriend but ended up leavin w/the dude who had been tryna holla for months

    I went to my second prom w/the dude who had been tryna holla for months...got a room, screwed several times, sipped on Long Island, and then let our other friends have the room cuz I couldn't stay out all night... :lolol: Mama Lyles wasn't havn that shyt.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    FEFE I was home by midnight since i sumped my bf the week before

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    Ace

    1. Yes
    2. He should be honest
    3. not unless she asks
    4. When you make a verbal agreement
    5. Nope I wouldnt cuz I'd prolly be dopin the same thing

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    @CFREE

    YES!! :popcorn:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Ace says:

    Is it OK for man to date(as in go on dates) with multiple women?
    YES

    If asked… if he’s dating other women what should his response be?
    I'm dating other women

    If any of his current dates ended in sex.. should that be acknowledged?
    Only if he's still fukkn wit them

    How many dates should there before it’s assumed things are Exclusive?
    Don't think a number can be put on this one. It's about the feeling. If you feel like you wanna blank and schiz out cuz they mention a past relationship...then it's exclusive

    Would you feel jaded after a good date when scheduling date #2 the guy said “I cant because i have a date with someone else on Friday? how about Saturday”

    First of all, I don't like the word "jaded" Secondly, I wouldn't noticably act up but I'd would feel some kinda way about it. I'd prolly turn down Saturday out of spite

  • CFREE

    No, @Ya'll... I got stood up on prom :wail: 2days b/f the prom the guy i was dating, we got in an arguement and he refused to go! bastid, anywho i called up my ex who is about the same size as him and and that nig didnt hesitate. He lived almost an hr away from me, came and got THE exact Tux my boyfriend was fitted for. We shared a limo with my boyfriends-friend. He called my boyfriend at the time and said did you know ya girl is going to the prom with anotha nicca that look just like u? :rofl: I smooched on ol boy alllll dayuum nite just so his friend will go back and tell him. Well, nobody got any that nite i was just being spiteful and my dumb azz got back with the guy that stood me up and couple yrs later became my childs father :rolleyes: man, i was one dumb azz broad! :smack:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @ACE
    Be honest if you are dating mulitple women and having friends with benefits then say so - If you don't want to date girl # 2 cuz you have a date with girl #1 and you tell girl # 2 expect to be played also...

  • Blu’s Adopted Sister w/ Freckles

    Yes I remained pure because I was sick as hell. We started drinking before, during, and after prom. By 12AM I was calling my sister to come pick me up.

    I remember moms standing over me when I got home talking about "get high, get stupid, get aids."

  • Feline Feminine

    @Luscious

    Lol, yeah I didn't have a boyfriend, went to prom with a good friend who always had a crush on me...but he was a cutie.

    Years later he cheated on his girlfriend (now his wife) with me and I never told a soul about it...but our friendship suffered... :(

  • ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

    Ace says:
    Is it OK for man to date(as in go on dates) with multiple women? yes

    If asked… if he’s dating other women what should his response be? yes

    If any of his current dates ended in sex.. should that be acknowledged? no
    How many dates should there before it’s assumed things are Exclusive? when you start calling each other by names other than your own ie Babe

    Would you feel jaded after a good date when scheduling date #2 the guy said “I cant because i have a date with someone else on Friday? how about Saturday”.

    Shouldnt be a surprised if previously discussed in question numero uno y dos

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    :hug: Cfree, it's OK suga....

    *shaking fist* SOmetimes, men are just..... :mad:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ ACE

    But please know that "open", "we just friends" relationships ain't for everybody. Chicks go in to those kind like she can handle it but then get all emotionally caught up and can't deal with it. It take a certain type of female to be able to REALLY be cool with that shyt.

    I can say that I've been in a couple relationships like that and the guys were like "damn, you actn like the dude" cuz I wasn't trippin, knew how to go days w/o blowing up his phone. BUT I've also been the chick who caught feelings and couldn't hang...so...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    THIS BYTCH BETTA KISS MY AZZ TRYNA SEND ME SOME WORK AND IM LEAVIN IN AN HR!
    #sorryhadtovent

  • FoxE

    @ ACE

    1. Yep...females do it all the time (I've done 4 in 1 day)
    2. Yes, if its true
    3. Nope...wait...no
    4. Cant assume...till both parties agree
    5. Nope, thats honesty that I can appreciate

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    Is it OK for man to date(as in go on dates) with multiple women? YES

    If asked… if he’s dating other women what should his response be? YES

    If any of his current dates ended in sex.. should that be acknowledged? Not in my case as I would assume that many of them will anyway. Just keep it covered.

    How many dates should there before it’s assumed things are Exclusive? This should NEVER be assumed. It should be discussed and then you can go from there.

    Would you feel jaded after a good date when scheduling date #2 the guy said “I cant because i have a date with someone else on Friday? how about Saturday” No. I'd just find somebody else to go out with on Friday.

  • West Coast Chick

    :nono: Emily :blink: I see why fab wasnt claiming you!.. Chrissy is pretty, she looked slammin in Jim Jones's fly high video and on the reunion show... i guess she caught a case of the uglies standing next to miss train (ne) wreck

  • CFREE

    @Ace, I can not answer these questions b/c i mostly think like a man. I am back on the market now "dating" Im gettn dressed to go on a date, phone rings.. Dude: what u doing 2nite? Me: going out: Dude: on a date?
    Me: Yes Dude: Dayuum! i didnt know it was like that!

    :blink:
    In the words of the ROCKO DA DON :whistle: we just be kickN it, we aint goin steeeaaady, it aint like we go to togetha :rofl:

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ WCC (#169)

    I just did not know she was that damn big at the bottom.... I was :shocked: as hell when I seen that pic

  • West Coast Chick

    If any of his current dates ended in sex.. should that be acknowledged?

    __________________

    :no: .. that would be called TMI

  • FoxE

    @Queen

    :lol: I did that at my homecoming.. I went w/ 1 guy, end up having my ex pick me up and had a nice weekend get away.

  • Queen_City Gem

    CFREE says:

    it aint like we go to togetha
    _______________________________

    Girl, yeah. That line be havin me :rofl: too... I can imagine what his face be lookn like when he sayn that too

  • West Coast Chick

    Queen_City Gem says:

    @ WCC (#169)

    I just did not know she was that damn big at the bottom…. I was as hell when I seen that pic

    ___________________________

    her and the other wanna be rapper chick looked like trannies on the reunion show.. but emily has :nono: never been cute to me... but her bentley is :lol:

  • BLU’S BLOOD SISTER :)

    Auntie, PLEASE POST ON gabrille union tweeting ish about Noah SO THAT WE TEAR HER AZZ UP!

    Dumb Dumb, maybe he said Hollywood, because of all of the "acting", not that you'd know anything about acting. Hmmmp!

    #whoresatdown

    Oso, this is a good example of not a ho, but yes a whore :shrug:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    Noooooooooo! I went on lunch and some dumb ass rear ended my car! :cuss:
    #noautoboteddielong

  • Queen_City Gem

    @ WCC

    :blink: Somaya looked a complete and utter mess on the reunion. I couldn't believe she thought that look was fly...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    @CFREE

    I got my popcorn out for nothing. :lol:

    Also, more man-think than chick-logic has been the story of my life. Some guys are cool with it, some ain't. Most women ain't either though. :shrugs:

  • FoxE

    @ Blu blood sis :lol: Its nothing juicy!

    We went to prom, left..ended up eating at :cuss: Hard Rock Cafe, we got some drinks from the store.. Mind you its just 2 couples at first, We had intentions of getting a room, so we get there & He thought I was gonna pay for the room :nono: Somehow 2 other couples met up and all the broke dudes had to pitch in for 1 room!! :mad: So we made them sleep in the bathroom, lobby and floor.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    @AWESOME

    Who's ass needs kicking? You know I'm always ready. :karate:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 OSoSeriousCuzbandFcker

    :dead: @ FOXE prom story.

    Where did your broke ass dude sleep? Did they have to draw straws and chit? :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Emily not's cute and Somaya was looking like El Vira the only ones who looked good was Momma Jones Chrissy and Olivia

  • CFREE

    Queen_City Gem says:

    CFREE says:

    it aint like we go to togetha
    _______________________________

    Girl, yeah. That line be havin me too… I can imagine what his face be lookn like when he sayn that too

    Lookn chopped N screwed "Bobby Brown-ish"

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @YSo My insurance paid up so imma sic my lawyer ninjas on that fool. BUT IT"S AN EXTRA DAY WEEKEND!!! I was gonna come down to the Chi. :cuss:

    Is it Blu Friday?

  • Feline Feminine

    Is it OK for man to date(as in go on dates) with multiple women?

    absolutely

    If asked… if he’s dating other women what should his response be?

    "Yes, I am dating other women...

    If any of his current dates ended in sex.. should that be acknowledged?

    No, that's his business as long as question #2 is clear...

    How many dates should there before it’s assumed things are Exclusive?

    There is no number for this, only verbal communication

    Would you feel jaded after a good date when scheduling date #2 the guy said “I cant because i have a date with someone else on Friday? how about Saturday”

    I wouldn't feel jaded, but I'd likely be busy on Saturday

  • CFREE

    @YSO, that chit was not Juicy enuff huh? :rofl:

  • FoxE

    @Oso

    Yeah they were playing rock-paper-scissors on who was gonna sleep where. They ended up splitting time :rofl: .. My date slept in the lobby for the 1st slot :lol: He tried to get me out there I wasn't having it :nono: 1 other guy slept in his car...

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Emily not’s cute and Somaya was looking like El Vira the only ones who looked good was Momma Jones Chrissy and Olivia

    ____________________

    Momma Jones looked pretty.. but her voice reminds me of a gremlin for some reason :shrugs: #scary

  • Blu’s Adopted Sister w/ Freckles

    @ Queen (#171) Emily wasn't that big initially. She has the overnight azz shot syndrome.

  • Blu’s Adopted Sister w/ Freckles

    @ 177...what did Gabby say :popcorn:

  • I Run New York

    "Is it OK for man to date(as in go on dates) with multiple women?"

    As long as he lets the other women know I don't see a problem with it.

    "If asked… if he’s dating other women what should his response be?"

    Yes, I am dating other women. Lying is not cool.

    "If any of his current dates ended in sex.. should that be acknowledged?"

    Absolutely. That's triflin as heck. To be dating someone and sleeping with other people.

    "How many dates should there before it’s assumed things are Exclusive?"

    Nothing should be assumed. You should discuss everything.

    "Would you feel jaded after a good date when scheduling date #2 the guy said 'I cant because i have a date with someone else on Friday? how about Saturday'

    LMAO You're an idiot if you say something like that.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    I didn't get any on Prom night.
    :mad:

  • Queen_City Gem

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    I didn’t get any on Prom night.
    ________________________________

    You mean to tell me none of your "hey girl come gimme some puzzy" or "let me skeet in yo face" lines didn't work? :shocked:

    Them "hoes" don't know what they missed do they?

    :lolol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @QUEEN
    "You mean to tell me none of your “hey girl come gimme some puzzy” or “let me skeet in yo face” lines didn’t work?

    Them “hoes” don’t know what they missed do they?"
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :shrug: Can you BELIEVE that???? Not even the 100% effective "azz grab" worked! That bytch was all "religious" and chit like that.

    STILL got me mad. I was goin give her the best 6 minutes of her life!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    I didn’t get any on Prom night.
    ___________________________________________
    Nope because the chick's dyck hadnt grown yet! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @IRNY

    “Would you feel jaded after a good date when scheduling date #2 the guy said ‘I cant because i have a date with someone else on Friday? how about Saturday’

    LMAO You’re an idiot if you say something like that.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

    What should be correct response then? i mean after telling her on initial date that i was dating .....Should i lie if i have other dates lined up?

  • CFREE

    You mean to tell me none of your “hey girl come gimme some puzzy” or “let me skeet in yo face” lines didn’t work?

    Them “hoes” don’t know what they missed do they?

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    :crying: im sooooo bored

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN

    I'm not finding this "chicks with dicks" line of jokes amusing nor humorous.

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CFREE
    "You mean to tell me none of your “hey girl come gimme some puzzy” or “let me skeet in yo face” lines didn’t work?

    Them “hoes” don’t know what they missed do they?
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You know a nigga den gamed you up a few times talkin bout "you got a nice azz" or something like that.

    Don't even try to act like yo niggas was kickin Shakespeare to you! :nono: They was talkin bout smashin or suckin or sumpin. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    oh joy! its looking like Man and Luscious will have another spat!

    *drags lawn chair and beer out to the front lawn to watch*

    :popcorn:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    BLU'S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    I didn’t get any on Prom night.
    ___________________________________________
    Nope because the chick’s dyck hadnt grown yet!
    ****************************************************************
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! That had to hurt........ :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    *pulls out wallet*

    @Cfree wat chu dern?

    *pulls out plastic*

    :D

  • Bosstown

    BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    I didn’t get any on Prom night.
    ___________________________________________
    Nope because the chick’s dyck hadnt grown yet!
    -----------------------------------------------------------

    :dead:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    His_Mommy623 says:

    oh joy! its looking like Man and Luscious will have another spat!

    *drags lawn chair and beer out to the front lawn to watch*
    ____________________________________________________________________
    I'm with you His_Mommy623

    OkaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!! This is getting GOOD!!! :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @Sunrise

    this fights moving a little slow eh? :lol:

  • Bosstown

    What's up folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :waves:

    I see we gots a little drama up in here today!!!

    :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @SUNRISE
    "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! That had to hurt…….. "
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I'm failing to see the "comedy" in those remarks.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Speakin of "lines."
    Ladies, what niggas have kicked the best game to you? The worst?

  • Bosstown

    @Man damn you just having a bad week first your ho ....excuse your woman is engaged to someone else and now this.

    You might just want to go have a seat in the
    :kona:

  • ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

    I see certain folks just aint gon speak today.... :karate:

    My prom night was the shyt! 1995 my date and I were the life of the party... I was 16 and dude was 22. (FAST AZZ LIL GIRL) :lol: we ended up staying together till I was 22 SO WHAT. This nicca rented a Lincoln Town Car and we drove listening to HTown all night... :lol:

    :whistle: give me some good love...some body rockin knockin da boots!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @BROWN

    I’m not finding this “chicks with dicks” line of jokes amusing nor humorous.
    ________________________________________________________
    It doesn't matter if you think it's funny becaue me along with everyone else does! Just look up!

    Man you know me constantly rippin in to your azz is me really sayin I want all 3.5 of you inches!
    I just cant bring myself to come out and say it!

  • FoxE

    @Man
    Worst Line:
    "Girl! (yelling & reaches out for my hand), This is the hand I want to hold in marriage".... :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    "Dayum, you thicker than govt cheese, so whats yo number"
    Me: "NICCAH PLEASE"
    and walked off and he yelled I was stuck up!

  • Blu’s Adopted Sister w/ Freckles

    Not 3.5 inches :rofl: He is the same size as Stoudamire

  • Feline Feminine

    Worst line:

    "If you was an angel I'd clip your wings so that you'd neva fly away!"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc BLU’S 1ST COUSIN/SISTER

    I have to constantly rip him a new one in order to hide my true feelings of wanting to :hump: him

  • FoxE

    Worst Line:

    Excuse me Ma! U seem smart... (Hands me phone) can you see if my phone works, ive been trying to make phone calls but its not working. See if it'll call your phone.

  • Bosstown

    Blu's Adopted Sister w/ Freckles

    :dead:
    at your gravi!!!!!

  • FoxE

    @Feline

    I hate those "Angel" pick up lines :lol:

  • Bosstown

    :offtopic:

    I am no longer the parent of a teenager he has graduated from High School!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeah I am so very proud of him.

    :cheer:

  • Feline Feminine

    Excuse me Ma! U seem smart… (Hands me phone) can you see if my phone works, ive been trying to make phone calls but its not working. See if it’ll call your phone.

    ^^^THIS :haha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    "It doesn’t matter if you think it’s funny becaue me along with everyone else does! Just look up!

    Man you know me constantly rippin in to your azz is me really sayin I want all 3.5 of you inches!
    I just cant bring myself to come out and say it!"
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    Brown, I KNEW you wanted me from the first day I blogged. You tried to not to speak to me and chit.

    I bet you scribbled my name on your vibrator didn't you?

  • Bosstown

    I bet you scribbled my name on your vibrator didn’t you?

    :rofl:

  • Feline Feminine

    @Bosstown

    Congrats to your son!

    @Foxy

    The same dude came back with "Girl you so fine, you make medicine sick!"

  • ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    Speakin of “lines.”
    Ladies, what niggas have kicked the best game to you? The worst?

    The worst.... A guy asked to borrow my phone so he could put his number in it :lol:

    The best..... SAY SAY SAY HO.... WHAT YO NAME IS BABY... LET ME HOLLA AT YOU! ----> HOODRAT SHYT :yahoo:

  • Blu’s Adopted Sister w/ Freckles

    Worst Lines: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
    :dead: I wanted to kick him in his throat

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    DAYUM YALL STUCK UP AND CHIT! They was giving yall some "Casanova" type chit!

  • Bosstown

    Yall are killing me with these pickup lines!!!!!

    Where do they get this ish from???

    :think:

    @Feline thanks darlin

  • Bosstown

    @Chacha that reminds me of when I first moved to Atlanta and niccas would be hollerin "What's up Shawty" and I am 5'11 who the f*ck they callin short is what I was thinking didn't know it was slang down here.

  • FoxE

    @Bosstown :yahoo: Congrats!! I know you are proud

  • Feline Feminine

    @Cha cha

    :waves:

    Have a great weekend everyone! I'm out...

  • Queen_City Gem

    :rofl: at some of these "lines"...Now was this said to yall recently? I mean like, in the last five years??

    I can't recall an actual "pick up" line being used on me...but I do hate the dudes that be tryna act like "I ain't got enough game to be tryna spit no lines..." I be like "Nigga...that whole innocent routine is your game...nigga"

    #donttrytoplayme

  • FoxE

    @Man

    Whats your best line.

    And the dumbest that you cant believe a girl fell for.

  • Bosstown

    @FoxE and you know this mannnnnnn!!!!

    I think I might have cried all the way to the graduation and then afterwards. He is my only child so that was it for me!!!!

    That boy had me
    :pray:
    for a minute.

  • ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

    @ Boss... Congrats on your young MAN and I pray that he has a wonderful and bright future ahead of him.

    ...and girl yes, whatcho name is shawty has got to make you wanna drop kick a fool considering your height... speaking of which, do short guys try to holler at you more than guys your height?

    @ church there is this couple, the wife is at least 6'5 and the hubby is about 5'8 :lol: the funniest shyt ever...I be trying to concentrate in church but all I can think about is how they :hump: rofl

    #PRAYFORMYATTENTIONSPAN
    #LORDYOUKNOWMYHEART

  • ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

    Feline Feminine says:
    The same dude came back with “Girl you so fine, you make medicine sick!”

    :rofl: Ima use that one on my husband... :lol:

    Good night FE FE

  • FoxE

    @Chacha

    :lol: @ U in church thinking about :hump:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @FOX E
    "Whats your best line.

    And the dumbest that you cant believe a girl fell for."
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    I don't have like a "go to line" but I have found that keeping it simple and being blunt is very effective. Let's you know right away where you stand. Also, giving an "unexpected" compliment is PURE GOLD!

  • I Run New York

    I'm not a fan of "lines." Just hold a normal conversation as opposed to trying to run some game. Most girls can see right through that.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:

    The worst…. A guy asked to borrow my phone so he could put his number in
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------

    I did this chit....when a girl was at a party with her dude ad chit ...and i caught that eye contact....that "you can get it" look...

    Her dude went to the bathroom so i asked to use her phone ...i dialed my number....ad showed it to her...then gave her phone back...and walked away...

    we smanged routinely 1 month a year for 4 years...after that... :coffee:

  • velvetw23

    I'm not much for reality tv so maybe I don't know who these chicks are but they look like they straight out of prison. :no: