Celeb Style: Kirsten Bell Upstaged by a Monkey

Sandra Rose May 20, 2011

Last night was the premiere of “The Hangover Part II” in Los Angeles. One of the movie’s stars, Kirsten Bell, tried her best not to be upstaged by the primate star, Crystal the monkey, but the monkey wasn’t having it.

Crystal the monkey owned the red carpet last night as her human co-stars could only stand back and admire her audacity. If Crystal could speak she would have appeared on “Good Morning America” this morning, grousing about how the human cast makes more money than her when she’s the star of the movie.

Kirsten Bell wore a color-blocked peach and ice grey silk chiffon sleeveless dress from J. Mendel’s Spring 2011 Collection.

Photos: Getty Images

kingstonn

LMAO.
Dawn Sheen

I am going to hell… I thought that was a picture of Lil Mama…

Jesus be a fence and get me in the morn-ting…
ohpretty1

Go on then Crystal!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
renegadesince1985

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bnatural

that is disgusting….I didn’t know what that was at first glance….
http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

Does the monkey have on PEARLS?!?!?!?!
jazzyiest
Tatted Diva

YOU ARE TOO CRAZY, SANDRA!
Fayla

that’s just all kinda unsanitary! I heard of lips lickin a monkey, but a monkey lickin lips??
Dawn Sheen

Mamacita says:

Does the monkey have on PEARLS?!?!?!?!

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That monkey sharper than Eddie Long at a molestation trial
Fayla

Crystal the monkey owned the red carpet last night as her human co-stars could only stand back and admire her audacity. If Crystal could speak she would have appeared on “Good Morning America” this morning, grousing about how the human cast makes more money than her when she’s the star of the movie.

Kristen Bell wore a color-blocked peach and ice grey silk chiffon sleeveless dress from J. Mendel’s Spring 2011 Collection.
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CertifiedSexy

Well all-righty then!!!!
Dawn Sheen

Fayla says:

that’s just all kinda unsanitary! I heard of lips lickin a monkey, but a monkey lickin lips??
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That ain’t no different than people who kiss Ciara who been with Bow Wow, 50 piece, the NBA, or TI kissing Tiny and you know swine flew ain’t no joke.
CFREE
KayCeiSoul

Is Crystal missing some toes?!?

It’s amazing that they train monkeys to do the things they do.
I still can’t fool with ’em though.
kingstonn

that second picture…
the missing hair between the monkey’s eyebrows…. the tongue kissing.. oh em gee
Fayla

Crystal could very well be the 1st monkey on the cover of Vogue the way she is working that 1st pic
Tatted Diva

YO SERIOUSLY, IS THE MONKEY TRYING TO SLIP KRISTEN THE TONGUE????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

is the monkey doin the mj stance
Tatted Diva

LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

is the monkey doin the mj stance
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– WHY IN DA’ HELL was I just thinking the same thing! LOL
2cents

YOU’RE WELCOME!
CFREE

A monkey done bout bit off a ladies face and ppl still fkn wit em?
smh
mirsmommy

Who chewed off Crystal’s toes, and gave her that bad eyebrow wax job?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

What the fukk is this shyt?!
mirsmommy

LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

is the monkey doin the mj stance
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Crystal the Monkey said, “I’m bad, I’m bad, You know it!!!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

these pictures
Tatted diva I see yo face!!! Where are your tatts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

Oh good mornin fam am I tardy for the party?
KDub

I just ain’t. I can’t. So therefore I will NOT…

Goodbye. I got a conference call in 5 minutes anyhow.
Aprilbaby

Fayla says:

Crystal could very well be the 1st monkey on the cover of Vogue the way she is working that 1st pic
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She really is posing….lol. It’s cute tho

That kiss is a negative!
mrsloveleighwilliams

I wouldn’t let a monkey lick my lips but that monkey is clowning!!! I love the Hangover. can’t wait to see part two
Fayla

She really is posing….lol. It’s cute tho

That kiss is a negative!
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lol..lookin like she’s doin a Miss America wave n shyt
Fayla

That ain’t no different than people who kiss Ciara who been with Bow Wow, 50 piece, the NBA, or TI kissing Tiny and you know swine flew ain’t no joke.

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LMAO!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS
CFREE

I cannot take the fact that they had that old lady wit a dyck in her mouf at the end of the movie, i bout went into cardiac arrest

PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Yes Diva where are your tats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

CFREE
would yuou like a turkish snowcone
yallcrazy

Morning Ladies!!!!!!!!

Whoever said MJ

The monkey is greeting the damn crowd like Liz Taylor (rip) “I have arived!”

& he’s kissing ole girl like “this my bish”

#monkeytonguethough?wheretheydothat
Dawn Sheen

Hey Y’all! Glad u finally woked up…
yallcrazy

*waiting to hear this snowcone deal* *thinking “ooohhh, I know it’s good*

I figured out the fruit rollup (at least I think I did)
CFREE

da fugg u tombout BROWN???
BTW i will be quoting lil weezy lyrics at random 2day in honor of my gravi

yeen meta a nicca like me proly neva will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Yall I’d have to email you the directions for the fruit rollup!
Don’t need any accidents!
Mr.BluPhi

Dawn Sheen says:

I am going to hell… I thought that was a picture of Lil Mama…
Jesus be a fence and get me in the morn-ting…
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yallcrazy

Hey Dawn, Here

You got your outfit ready for tomorrow?!?
mirsmommy

What it do, @Yall????
yallcrazy

@Brown Uhh oh, I didn’t think that there could be accidents

Shoot, I done came up with another trick perhaps.

Please provide your e-mail at once (Darth Vader voice)
kahmmillion

And whht ppl wonder why they be sick.
yallcrazy

Hi Mirs, what we drinking on? It’s Friday………………
witeboi52

CFREE
would yuou like a turkish snowcone

PLEASE PLEASE INFORM ME AS TO WHAT THIS IS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

Is that Monkey a lesbian?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

@YALL

Jesus Juice. Of course.
yallcrazy

Morning Mr. Capone!
mirsmommy

yallcrazy says:

@Brown Uhh oh, I didn’t think that there could be accidents

Shoot, I done came up with another trick perhaps.

Please provide your e-mail at once (Darth Vader voice)
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Another trick?????

mirsmommy0806 @ .com

#foreducationalpurposes
#ipossessawillingnesstolearn
CFREE

she drink vitamin water, say its gud fa her health, she can wrap my whole dyck aroung her waist like a belt
mirsmommy

yallcrazy says:

Hi Mirs, what we drinking on? It’s Friday………………
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Patron
Dawn Sheen

yallcrazy says:

Hey Dawn, Here

You got your outfit ready for tomorrow?!?
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Yep.. I’ma wear Crystal the Monkey’s out fit and some red bottoms…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Yall
Aww shyt!!!!
brownsugapoet at gmail
and yes we almost had a few sr members choke to death after tryin it so yes they can be accidents!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

OMG I love this pic of Crystal I actually was wondering if it was photoshopped cuz her pose is on point!

Kristen looks great…

Awesome commentary Sandra

HAPPY FRIDAY SR
Dawn Sheen

ALBoy says:

Is that Monkey a lesbian?

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Crystal or Treg Songz?
yallcrazy

Yso, did you just say that?!?

<—Rose Moet
*raising bottle* Anybody want some?

#seriousnoteialwayskeepyouareinmyprayersfrompreviousconvo
witeboi52

@ YALL

WHATS UP MA!!

ALBoy says:

Is that Monkey a lesbian?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

And whht ppl wonder why they be sick.
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yallcrazy

Morning Choco, we’ve got Patron and Rose Moet going around, *whispers* and a B, pick your poison….
witeboi52

Morning Choco
Mr.BluPhi

In honor of Cfree’s gravi

” On the toliet bowel bishes , puzzi azz nicca, stomping on dis beat like a mutha fuggin SIGMA”
CFREE

@BROWN
Dawn Sheen

yallcrazy says:

Morning Choco, we’ve got Patron and Rose Moet going around, *whispers* and a B, pick your poison
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Pardon me, I am basic and unfamiliar with anything outside of colt 45… who is Rose Moet? Is she one of Sandra’s lovers?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

@YALL

What? I thought that was quite apropos today of all days.
KDub

Is that Monkey a lesbian?
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Jesus is coming for YOU at 6 a.m. sir. Earlier than the rest of us.

A Wanda Sykes moneky….GOOD BYE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Yall
I’ll take all 3 please and thank you
LadyJustice

that monkey is working it! gone crystal
CFREE

met a bytch name Crystal, let her suck my pistol, she open up her mouf and den i blew her brains out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

@ Wanda Sykes Monkey
witeboi52

straight hen no chaser
Bigbadwolf

That is just
CFREE

@MIRS, u know Patron is a instant moisturizer dontcha?
Dawn Sheen

I got some left over “Wrap it up” T-shirts which I have revised ( With a sharpie) (The same one Arnolds maid uses for her eye brows) Which now read “Wrap-ture” I am selling them 2 for $5 with End of the world fish dinners…
yallcrazy

It is too early Kwall & Dawn… (my stomach)colt 45 and w.sykes……………..

*passes Brown all 3*

uhh, ohh, hangovers tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

@DAWN

I see that ain’t slowed you down a bit.
witeboi52

End of the world fish dinners

i need to plates!!!
yallcrazy

I got some left over “Wrap it up” T-shirts which I have revised ( With a sharpie) (The same one Arnolds maid uses for her eye brows) Which now read “Wrap-ture” I am selling them 2 for $5 with End of the world fish dinners…

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TO THE STAT!
KDub

*raising bottle* Anybody want some?
Morning Choco, we’ve got Patron and Rose Moet going around
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In my “Radio” voice…I want boff….

Waitress: “We got blueberry and peach cobbler…what kind do you want?”

Radio: “BOFF!!!”
Fayla

Dawn Sheen says:

I got some left over “Wrap it up” T-shirts which I have revised ( With a sharpie) (The same one Arnolds maid uses for her eye brows) Which now read “Wrap-ture” I am selling them 2 for $5 with End of the world fish dinners…
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leapyearpisces

I haven’t seen “bloomers” under dresses since Little House on the Prairie stopped coming on TVLand…
Fayla

What kinda fish? I love grouper & red snapper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

at these comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

I’ll still take a couple of then t-shirts though…

Keep the fish; I need some quality beefcake for my last meal.
yallcrazy

@Dawn, Rose is the bestestest one!
leapyearpisces

Has anybody tried that Pinnacle “Whipped”??? That’s some GOOD stuff…and a perfect mixer to anything….I decided to try some after I saw how tore up Drita got off of it on Mob Wives…LOL…. I mixed mine with some Pomegranate IZZE and it was :thumbs up: and low calorie too…
yallcrazy

Hey Leap! Who’s wearing bloomers tomorrow. I’ll have on boyshorts…Want to be comfortable, might be standing up a while….

I’ll have “beefcake” with Yso, just cuz I’ve never had it… Hmmp…
who’s this on?
Tatted Diva

OHoney says:

Tatted diva I see yo face!!! Where are your tatts?
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I have a sleeve on my left arm of makeup & a makeup box. It’s not finished yet so I hardly ever show it!
mirsmommy

CFREE says:

@MIRS, u know Patron is a instant moisturizer dontcha?
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Que??????
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@KDUB
Yep I’m drinking for the next 24 hours and when the world ends I will be passed out
yallcrazy

Hi Fayla, leave your gun at home tomorrow, emmkay?
Dawn Sheen

Fayla says:

What kinda fish? I love grouper & red snapper
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Nah, I’m old school… we having whitening (with the bones in) wonder bread (end pieces only) Texas Pete hot sauce, and golden flake dill pickle chips.

all proceeds go to the send a hoe to heaven foundation… in the event the rapture isn’t tomorrow one lucky winner will receive a compoliation (spelled wrong on purpose) cd of Lil Kim’s paypal cd and Keri Hilson sings the phone book live cd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

I wonder if they’re gonna be handin out The Final Call papers today

I guess I’ll to the eastside today and see
mirsmommy

Tatted Diva says:

OHoney says:

Tatted diva I see yo face!!! Where are your tatts?
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I have a sleeve on my left arm of makeup & a makeup box. It’s not finished yet so I hardly ever show it!
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Can you send me a pic of it?????

#lovetats
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Yall and Witeboi
KDub

No dinna for me @Dawn…

BUT I will take some shirts and I need for @His to bedazzle it and soak it in gas for me…to help expedite me to my next destination a lil bit faster…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Nah, I’m old school… we having whitening (with the bones in) wonder bread (end pieces only) Texas Pete hot sauce, and golden flake dill pickle chips.

all proceeds go to the send a hoe to heaven foundation… in the event the rapture isn’t tomorrow one lucky winner will receive a compoliation (spelled wrong on purpose) cd of Lil Kim’s paypal cd and Keri Hilson sings the phone book live cd.
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Da hail they put in your wheaties this am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

is up lookin kinda :homoswitch:
yallcrazy

Get it Choco…

Still going naked tomorrow?
Dawn Sheen

KDub says:

No dinna for me @Dawn…

BUT I will take some shirts and I need for @His to bedazzle it and soak it in gas for me…to help expedite me to my next destination a lil bit faster…

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Buy a dinner, support a hoe…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

@ CHOCO

Hopefully, you’ll wake up “upstairs” cause I bet Jesus has a great hangover cure all ready to go.
Fayla

yallcrazy says:

Hi Fayla, leave your gun at home tomorrow, emmkay
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I keeps a firearm handy

Nah, I’m old school… we having whitening (with the bones in) wonder bread (end pieces only) Texas Pete hot sauce, and golden flake dill pickle chips.

all proceeds go to the send a hoe to heaven foundation… in the event the rapture isn’t tomorrow one lucky winner will receive a compoliation (spelled wrong on purpose) cd of Lil Kim’s paypal cd and Keri Hilson sings the phone book live cd.

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Ooowee! TX Pete! I have a small bottle I carry around w/me in case an establishment doesnt have as discerning taste as I do in hot sauce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

@DAWN

I hate you soooooo hard today. :hugs:
KDub

Ooowee! TX Pete! I have a small bottle I carry around w/me in case an establishment doesnt have as discerning taste as I do in hot sauce
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WHY did I find some TX Pete in my 16 yo’s bookbag????? Tambout the school don’t have any and the taco truck comes afterschool now that it is warm out every DAY at 2:30….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@YSO
I always wanted to go in my sleep anyway

@YALL
but Im thinking of getting 5.21.11 pasties for my nips
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Buy a dinner, support a hoe…
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Tatted Diva

Tatted diva says:

I have a sleeve on my left arm of makeup & a makeup box. It’s not finished yet so I hardly ever show it!
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mirsmommy says:

Can you send me a pic of it?????

#lovetats
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I just changed my gravi pic. It’s not all the way done AND I have big arms so i hope you can see some on the gravi when it changes!
yallcrazy

w/Matching thong?!?!
Fayla

WHY did I find some TX Pete in my 16 yo’s bookbag????? Tambout the school don’t have any and the taco truck comes afterschool now that it is warm out every DAY at 2:30….
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Mmmhm..ur 16 yo’s got good taste! It really don’t get much better than TX Pete. I’ll skip it altogether if I can’t have TX Pete
Mr.BluPhi

Nah, I’m old school… we having whitening (with the bones in) wonder bread (end pieces only) Texas Pete hot sauce, and golden flake dill pickle chips.
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

Crystal the monkey is killing the carpet and too pinktastic! Luv!
AprilRain

Yuck! Who taught that Lil Monkey to do that? How embarrasing
Yardgirl

O-M-G!!! Dat white girl have di monkey tongue in har mouth!! Jesus take the wheel from satan!!!!:vomit: