There's no doubt that musician Kanye West loves fancy clothes, fast cars and fast men. Yeezy also LOVES to make a Grand entrance.

Earlier this week, Kanye showed out in a chauffeur driven white convertible Maybach Landaulet Sedan at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival in France.

And yesterday, he arrived in style in a silver Mercedes Benz McLaren SLR Stirling Moss roadster with a retail value of over $1 million!

Styled in a tuxedo, Kanye was joined by his good friend Virgil Abloh sitting on the passenger side.

In other news: Mercedes Benz's new SLK roadster will hit the asphalt in the U.S. next month. It looks similar to the one in the picture below. The new SLK will have the same front grill as the top-of-the-line SLS AMG roadster that Ne-Yo owns. But it doesn't have the gullwing doors and it won't carry the same hefty price tag as the SLS AMG.

Allen, over at MB Duluth, tells me that it will cost between $50K-$60K to drive this baby off the lot.

Source: UpscaleHype.com

  • SexxxyDimeDiva

    Do it big Ye!

  • Dawn Sheen

    I need new eyes, I thought that was Eddie Long in the pasanger seat...

  • Mr.BluPhi

    LMFAOOOOOO @ sandra

    Wonder what Amber Rose is thinking?? :thinking:

  • bnatural

    *sigh* Compensating...... :rolleyes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Dude in passenger seat looks reeaaalllll suspect

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
    Dude in passenger seat looks reeaaalllll suspect
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    :yes:

  • Dawn Sheen

    Things that have been raptured:

    Kanye's passanger's barber... the T-Pain nappy dougout look is so not coming back now or after the rapture

  • kingstonn

    Oh Kanye... :(
    you can never do wrong in my eyes. but having that dude with the awful hairline squeezed up beside you in that small ass car is just... no. i'm pretty sure their thighs and knees are touching in that chit. :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Damn I love those cars - but they look :homo: as chit in that lil car - and then to boot passenger dude is wearing tight leather pants #SUSPECT

  • Anna

    Dawn Sheen says:

    I need new eyes, I thought that was Eddie Long in the pasanger seat
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    I must need new glasses also. LOL.

  • SnootyPooty

    Hey Brown and yes he does. I guess Kanye only takes men out these days since his last girl went and got her a weed crash dummy

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: Y does Ye always have a pouty face SMDH

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    SUP SANOOTAY PATOOTAY!!!!!

  • Anna

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Y does Ye always have a pouty face SMDH

    ~~~~~~~~
    It's the chimpmunk cheeks. Shouldn't he have a gazilliion dollars in the bank, he never looks happy.

  • Fayla

    Kanye & his new man look nice together :coffee:

    That car is AMAZING..prolly need my annual salary just to test :steer: but I'd drive that mf till the wheels fell off!

  • mirsmommy

    Why does Kanye's suspect looking passenger have on those hot azz leather pants, when folks in the pics are wearing shorts?????? :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    Oh Ye, why must you always test my love for you? :(

    And I thought that was Eddie Long too. :lol:

  • 2cents

    WHAT GOOD IT DOETH A MAN TO PROFIT THE WORLD, BUT LOOSE HIS SOUL?

  • SnootyPooty

    I cant with the stanky leg hot leather pants

  • KDub

    and fast men.
    -----------------------------------------------
    I am not going earlier than 7 a.m. no matter HOW hard Sandra tries. Nope.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Oh Ye, why must you always test my love for you?
    _______________________
    :lol: :rofl: You know that chit aint right

  • KDub

    Does that nukka have on suede slip on's?????

    In my Debbie Harry voice.... :whistle:

    "Rappppppptuuuure"

  • mirsmommy

    :blink: Why dude with Ye look like he got on stockings with those suede shoes????? :shrugs:

  • ELove

    Kanye LQQKS rather Dapper-n-Stylist but the DUDE with him LQQKS LIKE He calls Himself Ms. Fancy!!! :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    KDUB
    I'll see you in the Uppa Room.
    I'll have a sign that says "SR CREW"

  • mrsloveleighwilliams

    I love Ye and I just don't believe he is gay. I'm a big fan of his style

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    MEERKAT
    thos are trouser socks!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    :no: Leather Pants No Socks Bruh when the sides of your hairline goes back futher behind your ears than your glasses then it time to LET IT GO! And why is Lebron James even out dont he need his rest for playoffs? NOMANDATE :coffee:

  • mrsloveleighwilliams

    Mirs says: Why dude with Ye look like he got on stockings with those suede shoes?????

    you go straight to :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    mrsloveleighwilliams says:

    I love Ye and I just don’t believe he is gay. I’m a big fan of his style
    _____________________________________
    I'm sure when the people packed up and moved to Jonestown they didnt think Jim Jones was crasy either

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    A $1.7 million car had better have a gold or platinum engine. (Yes, I know a gold or platinum engine will probably melt under extreme driving conditions, but a $1.7 million car is not meant to be driven so fast) :coffee:

  • Queen_City Gem

    :no: Damn...they look so incredibly stoopid in that lil ass car. In the first pic Kanye lookin like a scared ass kid driving on a learner's permit. And gay boy passenger is the licensed adult...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    It was a rental...

    $20k\day

  • Tatted Diva

    I'm sure you guys have mentioned it plenty of times on here BUT I am so EXTRA BOTHERED by Ye's companions leggings & his hairline! THAT NYGGA GOT ON LEGGINGS YO! :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    @KDub, we are >>>>>HERE<<<<<< bout them suede boat shoes. :rofl:

  • KDub

    That dude is a leather wearing in the summa time (Lela Rochon... "Waiting to Exhale")slip on suede shoes when it is hot out...WIF stockings...tragic hairlined looking joka.

    What does Ye SEE in him????

  • Fayla

    I’m sure when the people packed up and moved to Jonestown they didnt think Jim Jones was crasy either
    ______________________

    :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Tatted Diva says:

    I’m sure you guys have mentioned it plenty of times on here BUT I am so EXTRA BOTHERED by Ye’s companions leggings & his hairline! THAT NYGGA GOT ON LEGGINGS YO! :rofl:
    _______________________________________________
    And "leggings" ain't shatt but STRETCH PANTS... :dead:

  • KDub

    KDUB
    I’ll see you in the Uppa Room.
    I’ll have a sign that says “SR CREW”
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    I will BE there. Wearing a shirt that says "Wrap-ture"...smelling like fish grease due to Dawn and her plate selling endeavor.

  • witeboi52

    :whistle:
    I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
    Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago
    That's me, the first year that I blow
    How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo

    Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
    Me found bravery in my bravado
    DJs need to listen to the models
    You ain't got no fucking Yeezy in Serrato?
    (You ain't got no Yeezy, nigga?)

    Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
    I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a nice flow
    And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
    So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow
    :whistle:

  • mirsmommy

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    MEERKAT
    thos are trouser socks!!!!!
    ___________________

    Bullchit. :lol: Those the same kinda dancer stockings BeyNappy be wearing.

  • mirsmommy

    ALBoy says:

    Leather Pants No Socks Bruh when the sides of your hairline goes back futher behind your ears than your glasses then it time to LET IT GO! And why is Lebron James even out dont he need his rest for playoffs? NOMANDATE
    ____________________

    :dead: & :ghost:

  • Daisy

    YEEZY :yahoo:

  • Fayla

    Bullchit. Those the same kinda dancer stockings BeyNappy be wearing

    _______________________

    BeyNappy??? :ghost:

  • Anna

    Ace says:

    It was a rental…

    $20k\day

    ~~~~~~~~
    Being they are in France we didn't think he drove/shipped it there. LOL.

  • Tatted Diva

    Tatted Diva says:

    I’m sure you guys have mentioned it plenty of times on here BUT I am so EXTRA BOTHERED by Ye’s companions leggings & his hairline! THAT NYGGA GOT ON LEGGINGS YO! :rofl:
    _______________________________________________
    And “leggings” ain’t shatt but STRETCH PANTS…:dead:
    _______________________________________________
    :casket:

  • RudyDBaby

    ALBoy says:

    Leather Pants No Socks Bruh when the sides of your hairline goes back futher behind your ears than your glasses then it time to LET IT GO! And why is Lebron James even out dont he need his rest for playoffs? NOMANDATE
    ______________________________________________
    :dead:

    :ghost: <--------- leaving in advance

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    me to Gabriel: Um sir, I'm tryna find a long lost friend by the name of Redeemed

    Gabriel *while lookin through book*

    I've looked in the R's and there's no one here by that name

    me: Well look in the H's

    Gabriel: There are no hypocrites here, but try downstairs

  • yallcrazy

    Bump that! We partying today!!!!!!!!!! :partyhat:

    SHOUT OUT TO DJ JIMMY

    :whistle: do it baby, stick it baby, stick it baby, do it :whistle:

    :rofl:

  • KDub

    And why did I JUST notice the yt lady in the green floral print doing a double take...looking at them like... "DIS NUKKA is KILLING ME with them leather pants...it is hot as SHYT out here".

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    AL
    I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BLASPHEMY AGAINST LEEBRON

  • Tatted Diva

    @ MIRS - can you see the tatt on my arm? I tried to take a clear pic but you know...Camera Phone + Work = Blurry Pic! LOL

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    those cars are fly luscious whats good? kanye looks suspect just an observation..i dont think amber is missin much

  • kingstonn

    why are his feet 60 times lighter than his face?
    is he wearing Berkshire pantyhose? :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    I'm sleepy :zzz:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Lucious My fault :coffee:
    S/n I cant take you serious without the Lips! :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    :rofl: :rofl: wait...is that :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Sup ON1
    Where you been

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @LUSCIOUS

    I'm gone need you to get the hell outta here like now. :kona:

    "Him dowstairs"... :rofl:

  • Anna

    On1 says:
    i dont think amber is missin much
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    She's missing the lifestyle. I don't know who her knew guy is, but would he go to Cannes? Does he go to NY for Fashion Week?

  • KDub

    why are his feet 60 times lighter than his face?
    -------------------------------------------------------
    Cause....He got the WRONG color pantyhose/knee hi's.

    He got nude when he needed a coffee. Its France. All they probably GOT is nude.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Al
    I cant fix it til I get home!
    Is there somethin I need to do to make you take me serious

    HONEY YOU AINT SHYT

  • Chrissygirl

    *first time commenting*.....Hello everyone :waves: I love me some Kanye but why must he always have on Jeggins ,and always with a MAN with Jeggin :blink: :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    YSO
    what I do?????

  • mrsloveleighwilliams

    hey Yall Crazy!!! :whistle:
    shake that body like a salt shaker!!! :party:

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    workin mayne. How you been?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @OHONEY

    Yes it is. He musta got that DeLorean up and running again. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    I've been great!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Kingston Lebron got his stockins from MS Bosh :coffee:

  • mrsloveleighwilliams

    why are his feet 60 times lighter than his face?
    -------------------------------------------------------------
    probably because he never has them out. I just told my hubby yesterday he needs to get some sun on his feet. they are twilight pale. always wears tennis shoes and socks

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    KDUB
    :whistle:
    If Only You Knew...........

  • kingstonn

    @ kwall
    & then they look ultra sheer in beige at that. bless his heart. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    GAWT DAMMIT AL :duel:

  • SnootyPooty

    @Brown OMG I AM HOLLERING @ YOUR CONVERSATION WITH GABRIEL

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    My question is for what? Like Suze Orman said the other day,why are people trying to impress others that they don't know lmao! #pinkassness

  • yallcrazy

    @MrsWms

    :danban1: <----shaking that azz like a salt shaka!!!!!!!!!!

    :whistle: .......might be you a starter............. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    *goes to the SR.com nice members corner*
    BROWNNNNN WHAT I DO?
    YSO come over here with me

  • mrsloveleighwilliams

    luscious says:I’m sure when the people packed up and moved to Jonestown they didnt think Jim Jones was crasy either

    I say :rofl:
    I love Ye'!!!! period

  • KDub

    Hey Snooty :wave:

  • kingstonn

    @ ohoney

    :coffee:

  • Feline Feminine

    Ummm, there is no windshield on the car....I have nothing else left to say about this post... :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Kingstonnnnnnn what I do that got you ova there nonchalantly sippin a beverage?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @OHONEY

    I don't belong there but I'll come anyway. :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    Ok, for real the looks on their faces say:

    Kanye: Damn, I did NOT want to bring this mug with me. Fukc!

    The guygirlfriend: Shatt, I'm up in this piece! Hmmp, Ye, you know better, don't even try to act funny. You knew I was "out" when we met....
    What? Hmmp....

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    Its New! :lol:

  • kingstonn

    @ ohoney
    because when i clicked your link i didn't see more pictures of you. so.. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    :hi: FI!!!

  • Feline Feminine

    ...at first I thought dude was Eddie Long, then I thought it was Lebron James with a few extra pounds put on...

  • bbclivy

    I really hope that passenger dude has that hair condition because if not he needs to never procreate! the hair line is doing the lean back( fat joe's voice) :haha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Snooty you are one of the few that caught it

  • Feline Feminine

    :hi: yall!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Kingstonnnnnn I wanted you to get a feel for my more sensitive side :yes:

  • KDub

    Sandra...this could be our last day here on SR. We need more posts auntie....

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    i gotta question some of you ladies in here come across as being bi sexual...are any of you actually like that or are yall "playin"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @FEFE

    The windshield would of been extra. You know we still in a recession and chit. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    @KDub She was on Twitter earlier talkin about the CDC and how they have a post on their website to prepare us for the zombie apocalypse tomorrow

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    Just got off MSN. Apparently, negroes are robbing and killing for weave like hotcakes........ :coffee:

  • SnootyPooty

    @KUB HEY LADY

    @BROWN.. girl that mess was hilarious

  • CFREE

    I bet dude in the car wit Ye did sum strange fa sum change that nite

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @ON1

    You ain't know? Let some tell it, SR is the land of "fake lesbians". :coffee:

  • candykisses

    Hey erebody,

    KDub
    OHoney
    kingstonn
    Dawn Sheen
    Mr. Blu

    How ya'll doing (In my WW voice)
    TGIF :party:

  • MzDimplez1123

    I hate that I love ALL yall! :ghost:

    @ KWall......put me a plate of tilapia on the side plz.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :popcorn: waits for Kingstonn's eye roll

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    i was just wonderin'

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Hey CandyK :hi:

  • CFREE

    PAGING @MIRS :waves:

  • mirsmommy

    Tatted Diva says:

    @ MIRS – can you see the tatt on my arm? I tried to take a clear pic but you know…Camera Phone + Work = Blurry Pic! LOL
    ______________________

    I can't see it. :no:

    #imblindasabatevenwithfoureyes

  • kingstonn

    oh em gee!
    there goes Dimpz...... *swoons* :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @LUSCIOUS

    I thought I sent your azz outta here already. :lol:

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: Dimpz. So, uh, whatchu wearing tomorrow? :lol:

    Hey Cfree, I just now noticed that your gravi has teeth! :dead:

  • KDub

    Hey @CandyKisses... :wave:

    Hugs @Dimpz neck tight!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Where is the birfday girl?

  • CertifiedSexy

    Hey Kanye :wink: ! Can I ride? I just want to see what it feels like to sit in a car that's worth a Million...

  • mirsmommy

    CFREE says:

    PAGING @MIRS
    _________________

    C-Frizzle :waves: What it do?????

  • CFREE

    @BROWN, u got sum splain'n to do :waiting:

  • Feline Feminine

    @yso

    :lol:

  • Samurai

    2 DRUG DEALERS IN A DRUG MONEY BOUGHT CAR... HOW ORIGINAL, NOT!!

    Oh and did you know, once you drive a vehicle off the lot you lose 40% from depreciation? That drive is now worth 600k, lolz!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Ohoney whats up baby?
    What Up Kwall?

  • kingstonn

    :blink:
    where is yvonne? i know she's thinking what i'm thinking... :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @DIMPZ

    We love you too. :hugs:

  • KDub

    Dimpz. So, uh, whatchu wearing tomorrow?
    --------------------------------------------------
    @Dimpz I got an exkrta "Wrap-ture" t-shirt from Dawn...its yours if you want it...

    @His will be here to bedazzle and soak them in gas after while...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    @ Samuri SHUT UP! :coffee:

  • CFREE

    U questioned me bout that patron like yeen know :whistle:
    :lol:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    *REMOVES BAG AND TIPS IN*
    SITS IN :kona: AND WAITS...

    Good morning Yall!!! :hug:
    CFREE
    MIRS
    CHOCO
    KDUB
    YSO
    ALBOY
    KINGSTON
    BLUE
    AND ALL THE OLD AND NEW SR FAM I MAY HAVE MISSED...

  • West Coast Chick

    Could Kanye get any gayer? :think:

  • ELove

    @AWESOME
    Here in the Chi the Magnificent Mile Retailers/Stores are trying to get a handle on these FLASH GANG Shop-Lifters... Got Police Cars/SUV's and Undercover COPS posted damn near Everywhere :blink:

    YT gets STR8 Shook over the Simplest Things HERE :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Hey Al I'm good. How you doin ova there?

  • MzDimplez1123

    *grabs Kingston before she hits floor* :kiss:

    @ Crazy.........Not a damned thang! I'm out the way I came in dis bish. :rofl:

    *squeeze Dubb and Yso extra tight, lets them go and sings Bad Boy's Is This The End at the top of my lungs* Yso, you want Diddy's verse. :lol:

  • KDub

    :yahoo: @Al...

  • kingstonn

    cfrizzzzzzzzzzle! :danban:

  • candykisses

    So I am single and ready to mingle, where the sexy fellas at?

  • CFREE

    @Ya'll aint that bout a bytch? :lol:

  • kingstonn

    hey wut! :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    WUT!! :hugs:

    Why you sneaking and and stuff? :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    CandyK is this a newly single celebration you got goin on?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    KDUB I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
    DON'T SPEAK TO ME FOR THE REST OF THIS DAY!
    CONSIDFER OUR CONTRACT NULL AND VOID!!!!

  • Fayla

    Is anyone crossing anything off their bucket list pre-rapture? :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Samuri SHUT UP!
    ____________________
    :lol: some ppls are so mean like George Jefferson

    Y did you say that :rofl:

    WUTTTTTTTT

    SUP Candi - don't know any sexy fellas on SR :rofl:

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    Anna, i think as long as shes in the limelight..shes good...they used each other and both benefited from it...shes a smart girl parlaying that into somethin else. Some of these hoes though, should take notes from Arnolds mistress. At least have somethin to show for it, if you are gonna do it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @ELOVE

    As they should. :coffee:

    @DIMPZ

    I don't want anything that was ever associated with Diddles. :no:

  • 2know the ledge

    Could Kanye get any gayer? No :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Where is the birfday girl?
    ___________________
    Good question perhaps she got an early start and is HUNGOVER or just HUNGUP - I think she would prefer the latter :coffee:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Luscious.........I KNOW i'm good for one last heimlich before I go. *chokes on air*

  • candykisses

    OHoney says: CandyK is this a newly single celebration you got goin on?
    _______________________________________________________________________

    Oh HELL YES, but I'm in need of sum :hump: right now, so need someone to :eatme: any suggestions?

  • CFREE

    @WUT wut it is?? :cheer:
    KANGSTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! :yahoo:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yso.......That's why I laughed after I asked, I knew what you were gonna say. :lol:

  • KDub

    where the sexy fellas at?
    -------------------------------------
    BlackPlanet

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    YSoSerious says:

    WUT!!

    Why you sneaking and and stuff?
    ----------------
    First and only time I put my actual picture up... Afraid of comments...

    *holds on to bag just in case*

  • ELove

    And HAPPY FRIDAY Everybody !!!

    It's Simply Beautiful here (Right Now...) I'll be going Sight Seeing a little later because THE LADIES just LUV dressing appropriately for the Nice Weather here in The Chi :wink:

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    damn candy you just let any nigga eat you?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I dont know what I should eat for lunch that chit sucks cuz Im sitting here starving and undecided...

  • CFREE

    KNOWLEDGE

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    kdub....low blow

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @FAYLA

    I think I'm finally gonna let MAN smang it. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    BlackPlanet
    _______________
    :rofl: STOOOOOOOOPPPP you and AL damn

  • KDub

    I don’t want anything that was ever associated with Diddles.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    I'll take YSO's part then...Jaws is not THAT bad is he?

    Hey @Wut!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    kdub….low blow
    ________________
    :lol: :rofl: OMG

    @YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I knew you wuved @MAN :lol:

  • CFREE

    @ELOVE hey suga gimme sum :kiss:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    YSoSerious says:

    @FAYLA

    I think I’m finally gonna let MAN smang it.
    ------------------------------
    :blink: OHHHH JEEEEESUS! IT'S TRUE... THE END IS TOMORROW!!!!!!
    *lordforgivemeforallmysinsandtransgressionsforgivemeformysecretthoughts*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    KDUB GET OUT!!!

  • ELove

    @CFREE
    Heeyyyy Now :kiss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    so need someone to any suggestions?
    ________________
    Call a friend :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :rofl: :wail:
    Knowledge I see you givin me that "look"

  • KDub

    First and only time I put my actual picture up… Afraid of comments…

    *holds on to bag just in case*
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Man FUGG dese folks!

    *takes your bag from you and puts it back on the floor!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @WUT

    Let your light shine. F*ck the haters. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    @Wut

    Fukc whomever don't like it... :hug:

    #thatisall

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    kdub that not you in your avi?

  • candykisses

    KDub says:

    where the sexy fellas at?
    ————————————-
    BlackPlane
    ______________

    Ha ha :rofl:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @ELove
    I wasn't aware it was that bad though. I'm gonna have to beef up security for my imaginary super business..... :coffee: <---red flavored Rapture-b-Gone juice

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    :rofl:

  • kingstonn

    oh lawd.
    blu number two? :rolleyes:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    KDub says:

    First and only time I put my actual picture up… Afraid of comments…

    *holds on to bag just in case*
    ——————————————————–
    Man FUGG dese folks!

    *takes your bag from you and puts it back on the floor!
    -------
    YSoSerious says:

    -----
    yallcrazy says:

    @Wut

    Fukc whomever don’t like it…

    #thatisall
    ------------------------
    :wail: :hug: THAT'S WHY I WUB YALL BERRY MUCH!!!
    *usesbagtowipetears*

    @WUT

    Let your light shine. F*ck the haters.
    ----------------

  • KDub

    kdub that not you in your avi?
    -------------------------------------------------
    That is mama Aretha Franklin.

    I had my gravi up for over a year. Everyone who needs/wanted to know what I look like have seent it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Brown he givin you the look huh?

  • ELove

    @On1
    Dawg when I clicked on Your Link I ALMOST Fell Out-of-my-Chair because I DIDN'T KNOW that BlackPlanet was STILL ACTIVE (Real...) :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @CHOCO

    No love from this end. But when I get left behind, I wanna be laughing my azz off. I think seeing MAN in person and naked will do that. :coffee:

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    elove dont get the chicks goin again mannnnnnnn. you know how my babys mother and her mother and everybody else got a damn facebook...im good

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    ELove says:
    @On1
    Dawg when I clicked on Your Link I ALMOST Fell Out-of-my-Chair because I DIDN’T KNOW that BlackPlanet was STILL ACTIVE (Real…)
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    ^^^^^^^^^^ this right here ^^^^^^^^^^^

  • yallcrazy

    <-- Believes that Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins!

    (For the record)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @AWESOME

    Put me down for a case of that. You got the purple kind too?

  • kingstonn

    blackplanet -- the world is yours. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Elove I never thought I'd have to say this but >>> :kona:

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    kingstonn u aint right ma smh

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I think seeing MAN in person and naked will do that.
    __________________
    :lol: :lol: I'll be back going to burger king :argue:

  • CFREE

    YSO :rofl:

  • kingstonn

    :shrug:

  • KDub

    Dawg when I clicked on Your Link I ALMOST Fell Out-of-my-Chair because I DIDN’T KNOW that BlackPlanet was STILL ACTIVE (Real…)
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    You know what @E...I love you. Cause we been down a LONG time...but this ish right here...you tryna KILL me and all...ONE DAY before the coming of the Lord at 7 a.m. on a Sat....just NO :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :ghost: <<<< me caught up in the rapture

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @ON1

    We wouldn't do that. :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Wait so they moved the time to 7am now? I thought I had until 6pm :wail:

  • ELove

    @YSO
    YEESSSSSSSSSS... I want the Purple Too SUGAR !!! :kiss:

    Honey-Baby (Comment #181)
    I was just Being Honest (No Clowning Here...) :yes:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *takes a sip from Sam's cup*

    HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Kingston! :wave:

    *I know I already spoke but, IONO what the hell Sam got in that cup* :blink:

  • Princess Pleasure Me

    Yall keep playing (and hitting submit) and I'm not gonne be here tomorrow morning to see if I'm still here tomorrow afternoon...

    *they tryna kill me in here*

    :rofl: :dead:

  • candykisses

    I ain't got no friends (like that0

  • MzDimplez1123

    Wait! There's a appointed time for the Rapture?!
    *wishes I'd have taken a vacation day JUST to go blow my LAST check* :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @ELOVE

    You can the SUGAR anyway you want. (REAL...):kiss:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ PPE.................COME HOLD ME ONE LAST TIME! :hug:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    "An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire set up as service to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured. He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 to have their pets picked up and cared for after disaster strikes.

    They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

    :blink:

  • Samurai

    @Choca aka Hippie

    Some peeps like @Alboy still believe in the delusion we call "celebrity".

    SMH. :rolleyes:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @Dimpz It's really only the liquid version of the red pill in "The Matrix"...... and Redbull.... :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    *thanks God I dont have to send this check off for my taxes*

    I hope the damn IRS dont end up in heaven! I wonder if i still have to pay them

  • kingstonn

    where is blu?
    he's on my list of things to do before Jesus comes in the morning..

  • yallcrazy

    Wait! There’s a appointed time for the Rapture?!
    ___________________________________________________________

    IONO Dimpz, that's why I just stated my position. Who's to say it's EST, CST, Mountain Time :shrug: Them calcs might be off too..give or take a day....... :lol:

    :dead: :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    :waves: @PPM

    SR is gonna send you to the next world smiling and styling.

    (hands you one of my Wrap-Ture t-shirts)

  • MzDimplez1123

    Are animals immune from the the Rapture? :shrug:

  • 2know the ledge

    and what look is that double L

  • Princess Pleasure Me

    *holds Dimpz real tight and smooths her hair*

    @Blu #197 Guess who ain't mad at him? (points at myself)

  • kingstonn

    motorboating dimpz is on that list as well. :coffee:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @ WUT

    Wasssuppppppppppppppp....nice gravi.

  • Nita-No-Clothes

    I don't get it. Is there a windshield that comes up out of that car? (serious question)

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Crazy.......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Heads to Radio Shack*

  • mirsmommy

    CFREE says:

    U questioned me bout that patron like yeen know
    _______________

    I didn't :no:

    @WUT, Fugg what muhfuggas gotta say bout you. :yes: <---OG Head nod

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    yallcrazy says:
    Wait! There’s a appointed time for the Rapture?!
    ___________________________________________________________

    IONO Dimpz, that’s why I just stated my position. Who’s to say it’s EST, CST, Mountain Time Them calcs might be off too..give or take a day…….
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    That's what I'm sayin. I'mma be ova here in Texas waitin on 6pm and its gon happen at 5pm :mad:

  • Princess Pleasure Me

    @Yso (puts on my tshirt) Where do I buy a fish plate from? I gotta eat before we get there in case the line is real long.

  • 2know the ledge

    CFREE yes love

  • MzDimplez1123

    :steer: <-------------Heading to Texas

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @BLU

    That's funny. And that's totally something I would do/say. :lol:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    kingstonn says:

    where is blu?
    he’s on my list of things to do before Jesus comes in the morning..
    ____________________________________________________________________

    45-north and Airtex :danban1: :danban1: :danban: :yahoo:

  • kingstonn

    @ ohoney
    i know! :lol: i'm coming to ur house boo.

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    dammn nita

  • http://www.blackplanet.com/81lawrence/ On1

    lmao blu

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    *thanks God I dont have to send this check off for my taxes*

    I hope the damn IRS dont end up in heaven! I wonder if i still have to pay them
    -----------------------
    IRS IS DA DEBIL!!! I think they will be here and everyone who don't make it has to stand in a long audit line as punishment.

  • Princess Pleasure Me

    @MzD stop and get me... it's your turn to drive.

  • MzDimplez1123

    *sigh* Blu giving coordinates to where he is again. Where the hell is Man? :rofl:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    @Princess I aint either.... but these ppl are crazy

    @YSO huh? Now you kno Im slow, so you kinda lost me...LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @DIMPZ

    Some folks say that animals have no souls. :shrugs:

    @PPM

    You gotta find DAWN. Or maybe ALBOY the Hustle man. I'm sure he could hook you up. :yes:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *busts a U*
    I'm on my way Ma! :steer: *Hits the gas*

  • kingstonn

    45N & Airtex you say?
    *types that into my GPS*

  • KDub

    Wait so they moved the time to 7am now? I thought I had until 6pm
    Wait! There’s a appointed time for the Rapture?!
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    No I said over on the other post that my ahhh "situation" hopes Jesus shows up by 7 a.m....so he don't have to go to work tomorrow. I said nukkas looking for ANY-T excuse to get out of work on the weekend up to and INCLUDING..."Jesus came to get me so I couldn't make it..."

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yso...........Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Them lil fuggas sure got personality though.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Knowledge you givin me that look like you wana take me to heaven personally!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    :steer: <<<<< me driving to meet Dimpz half way and scoop up Kingstonnnnn and Blu so they can "get acquainted"

  • StillASassyOne

    Noonin to ya'll!!

    In preparation for the end of days tomorrow, I went and bought me one of those convertible Maybach things Kanye is driving with money stolen from the federal reserve....since I ain't finna be here lone enough to serve any real jail time for it, ya know? :coffee:

    Got 30 hours to drive this thing before the world goes *BOOM!!!*

  • Mr.BluPhi

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *sigh* Blu giving coordinates to where he is again. Where the hell is Man?
    ________________________________________________________________________

    LMFAOOOOO.... Dimpz we gon fight...lol

  • kingstonn

    @ dimpz
    manuel is off today. :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *hugs KWall* THANK GAWD! Now I got time to run through Mall of America while i'm picking Princess up. :danban1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    :lol: @KDUB oh ok

  • KDub

    I hope the damn IRS dont end up in heaven! I wonder if i still have to pay them
    ----------------------------------------------------
    They probably already sent somebody to the pearly gates today to set up....with a metal lock box like they have at the front of the club...gonna be somebody sitting there with a metal lock box and a laptop to see if you paid.

    :no:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    OHoney says:

    <<<<< me driving to meet Dimpz half way and scoop up Kingstonnnnn and Blu so they can "get acquainted"
    _________________________________________________________________________
    then where we goin :thinking:

  • kingstonn

    @ kwall
    omg girl.. i'm still laughing at that.. "jesus came to get me so i couldnt come to work" :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Aww Blu, I said that chit wit love but, you gots to be mo careful! :yes:

    @ Jay........He off getting his last tranny smang on before the Rapture huh? :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    Nita, ---> Go put some clothes on gal! :lol:

    :rofl: at Dimpz driving to TX using Blu's directions

    *throws the GPS to ya* Can't trust Blu, might end up in Novia Scotia :rofl:

  • Ty

    Thats the same dude he was with earlier this week by the beautiful water :homoswitch:

    I have seen it all...skinnny leather jeans :smack:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Since the world is endin tomorrow that means the Thunder wins since they won the last game!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @BLU

    I's sorry. I forgot who I was typing to.

    What-I-meant-was-I-would-take-them-folks-money-while-knowing-they-ass-wasn't-going-nowhere-and-refuse-to-give-them-back-their-money-too.

    Is that better? :grin:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Blu...............@ These gas prices, probably not too far. :rofl:

  • 2know the ledge

    that and then some Double L :lick: :danban1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Sassy
    I tried to put up a fog lens pic for you but it didnt work

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    I'm at 43 latitude and 89 longitude

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Crazy....I aint' lost my mind just cause the world ending! I'm going to get Kingston! I wouldn't let Blu give me directions to the corner store. Be walking around the block to cross he street and chit. :rofl:

    Love you Blu! :coffee:

  • kingstonn

    @ dimpz
    hahahaha, probably. he texted me that he was off so he's probably face deep in tranny parts right now. :lol:

  • mirsmommy

    Who coming to my house????? Somebody BETTER lemme smang befo we burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yes:

  • Fayla

    :rofl: @ these comments!!!
    Between here & FB I'm hardly getting any work done today & since rapture's tomorrow, guess it wont be done :shrug:

    <----Believer for the record :pray:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Honey I dont think you have to worry about Blu and MZD gettin acquainted!
    #familycomesfirst

  • StillASassyOne

    @Brown

    Did you?! Oh-damn! I appreciate the thought! I wonder if your fog lens will "summon" the other "fog lens" folks!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Mr.BluPhi says:
    OHoney says:
    <<<<< me driving to meet Dimpz half way and scoop up Kingstonnnnn and Blu so they can "get acquainted"
    _________________________________________________________________________
    then where we goin
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Not to a family reunion if that's what you're hoping for :nono:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *checks map to see which route to take to pick Sam up on the way to grab Princess* :steer:

  • yallcrazy

    *yelling* Sassy, come pick me up... *bags packed and waiting*

    Ok Dimpz, get to her first, cuz Blu might... Shattt, who knows what...

    :heart: Blu *snickers*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Blu
    You can come to my family reunion. :yes:

    My family is orginally from Tappahannock, VA.....where you don't just fukk your cousins, but you everntually marry em!

    Think I'm lying!

  • kingstonn

    ohoney... STOP! :rofl:

  • Cha Chillin

    :thumbsup: <--- Hitchhiking... Who gon pick me up Im standing here bucked azz naked with nothing but my wedding ring on :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    :hugs: @SASO

    Can you come get me then? DIMPZ is closer but she is unlicensed. Don't wanna die in a fiery car crash before I get to see the end of the world. :lol:

  • kingstonn

    wait.
    blu, you stay put.. i'll come find you. we don't need you getting lost. you gonna need your energy homie. :coffee:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *looks at Luscious* So you ignoring me huh? :wail:

    :rofl: @ Honey

    @ MM...Where you stay at? :typing: *Google maps*

  • 2know the ledge

    Looks @ mirs I gotcha but if the world ending gotta take a few people out first and rob a few banks b4 i come and smash :rofl:

  • yallcrazy

    :dead: @ #familyfirst

    :ghost:

    :waves: Hey Cha!!!!

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yall
    I'm on the way!!!!!!! We finna be "ridin' high".....to the rapture and all!

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @Brown
    Am I the only one that thinks that anti-slur commercial they kept running during the game was gay?

  • MzDimplez1123

    Yso don't forget shyt! :rofl:

    Hey SASSSSYYYYYY! Can I molest one time before it's a Rap? :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yso & Cha Cha

    Everybody who can hop in through the roof of this too-expesinve azzed car can ride! :drive:

    *I don't stop for whores though. Male and/or female*

    :-D

    Lemme stop playing.... SASO luv da hoes!

  • StillASassyOne

    :steer:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    So where is everyone :steer: to????

  • yallcrazy

    @Awesome, that one was ghei and the beer one was too (4 guys sitting in the LR). IMO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    sorry MZD I missed it
    *throws MZD up against the wall to perform heimlich*
    coimes up behind you and spreads your______ and then put my ______ in your_______ while my _________ is in your_________

  • mirsmommy

    @Dimpz & Knowledge, NJ babes, all day!!!! :yes:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Anybody got a school bus hookup? :shrug:

  • StillASassyOne

    I just finished the last of my Chick Fila spicy nuggets!! Now I'm sad!!!

    I want some more!!!!!!!! :wail: Stupid low-cal diet!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    :casket: Comments #261,263,270

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    I'm driving to Jesus! Redeemed is the co-pilot.

    :whistle: "Jesus on the mainline........ohh.....Jesus on the mainline......"

  • KDub

    Somebody can smang with Blu's azz if you want too in honor of Rapture 2011....He may impregnate somebody and you will be stuck in the afterlife with a baby looking like him, his uncle-daddy and his second cousin on his momma and his daddy side.

    :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    Just be ready Choco, somebody will be to pick you up! *waiting with my napsack (handkerchief tied to a stick) for Sassy* :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Anybody got a school bus hookup?
    ___________

    Blu does, but it's a short one. :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *Sees Luscious post and almost drives up Sam's porch*

    It's ok folks, i'm good! MM, I'll be to get you after I *faints*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Choco aka Hippie says:
    So where is everyone to????
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I'm goin to get Dimpz who made a u-turn to pick someone else up. I was gonna go get kingstonnnn but she went to pick up Blu cause he got lost around the corner from his house :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    *calls up the jack boys to come jack my old boss I couldnt stand for his hummer*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dimpz

    You sure can!!! :boobs:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ short bus.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    CHA!! :hugs:

    I don't drive but I can send someone for you. You gotta put on half though. Or be willing to do a little something strange in exchange.

    (looks at your naked bawday)

    I don't think we'll have any problems. :lol:

  • KDub

    My family is orginally from Tappahannock, VA…..where you don’t just fukk your cousins, but you everntually marry em!

    Think I’m lying!
    ----------------------------------------------------------
    *faints* IS THAT WHY CHRIS BROWN LOOK LIKE RADIO????????

    Its a born in-bred defect?

    (Precious momma Mary voice) DOWN SINDER.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kdub

    :rofl: Comment #280 is exactly why Jesus don't have your phone number!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    *Gets up, blows horn for Sam to hairy it up* We GOTTA go meet Sassy! :yes:

  • 2know the ledge

    @Mirs Brick city reppin NJ baby!

  • yallcrazy

    & dimpz, in case I don't get to see your face again. I love the pic's "come hither look" 70's style :thumbsup:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ KWall..............That shole is where he from :rofl:

  • Dawn Sheen

    Whelp, I'm back... I was trying to see if I could get a buddy pass into the line for the rapture... I heard it starts on PST so it actually starts tonight... I would like to take this time to give out reach a rounds, hand jobs, below jobs and part time jobs to anyone interested.

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kdub

    And #289 is the second reason why!! :rofl:

    That may be the reason though. One of my aunt and uncle (married) brag all the time about the fact that they're related. And around STRANGERS to the family too! I be wanting to be like: "Keep that inbred sh*t to yourself, with ya'll hick azzes!!"

    And all of their kids and grandkids look a little..... "strange." They're not slow or anything though....just hella ugly.

    :pray: Forgive me for talking about my fam like this.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    all this damn :steer: yall doin by the time yall actually get to where yall goin it's gon be tomorrow

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Just be ready Choco, somebody will be to pick you up! *waiting with my napsack (handkerchief tied to a stick) for Sassy*
    _________________
    :lol: Okay standing naked on the corner hoping no one mistakes me for a whore :oops:

    @Sassy
    I thought HeySUS was coming to for us :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @DIMPZ

    And ^^THAT'S^^ why I'm riding with SASO. :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :hug: Crazy Thanks Shugah! I shoulda went to Chipotle one last time. :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    :steer:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Dawn
    I thought the rapture started at 6 PM tomorrow. ON PST time, that'd be 9 PM tomorrow night for most of us in here!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    *really mad cuz I'll be alone in okc*

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Yso.........Call me if she late though :yes: What you scared of? You got less than 24hrs anyway. :rofl:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Choco
    I’m driving to Jesus! Redeemed is the co-pilot.

    “Jesus on the mainline……..ohh…..Jesus on the mainline……”
    ---------------------------------
    Tell 'em what you want!
    :whistle:

    If it's tomorrow, I gotta lot of catching up to do....

    Opens bible.... Genesis chapter 1...

  • kingstonn

    @ dimpz
    make sure you swing by dallas & get Lakes... :)

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    You know you ALWAYS got a ride coming from me, Ms. Ocasio!! :wink:

  • Dawn Sheen

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dawn
    I thought the rapture started at 6 PM tomorrow. ON PST time, that’d be 9 PM tomorrow night for most of us in here!

    _________________

    IDK... I am usually on CP time so I'll be ready by Sunday

  • MzDimplez1123

    :typing: @ Brown...........According to Google, I can pick you up after I grab Sam and Princess, molest Sassy one time and swing back through ChiTown in case I need to grab YSO. I can snatch you up, get heimliched then make it just in time to meet Honey.

    #PlannedThisOutAndChit

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @DIMPZ

    Yes, but I want to stay out of any flames for as long as I can. :lol:

    #IfTheresAHellTheyWaitingForMe

  • yallcrazy

    @Choco, or a ho :lol:

    @Dimpz (Florida Evans voice) DAMN, DAMN, DAMN

    :think: Chipotle might be in heaven :shrug:

    *purs out alittle(1drop) liquor* Cuz I don't think we'll have any up there in Heaven.

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    *whipes forehead* I'm glad you came Dimpz! I live around alot of yt folks that "hunt" so I know they was waiting for this....

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Dawn Sheen says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Dawn
    I thought the rapture started at 6 PM tomorrow. ON PST time, that’d be 9 PM tomorrow night for most of us in here!

    _________________

    IDK… I am usually on CP time so I’ll be ready by Sunday
    ----------------------
    :lol:

  • Cha Chillin

    Thanks YSO I will sit on your lap in the back seat and use your locs for a seatbelt... *brushes against Ohoney on my way to the car with my naked bawdy!

    SASO... thanks for offering me a ride...since Im naked everybody else just passed me up.. I think they thought I was whoring myself out on the corner and all I really wanted was to be the HOBURGER not left behind :cry:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Wut

    Don't even watse your time reading from Genesis, aint gotta enough time for that! Start from "Revelations", skip to Proverbs, hit Psalms, saunter through the book of John and end it the book of Eudoxie (cliff notes version.)

    #Helpful

    Genesis is just a play-by-play of who was screwing who anyway.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    MY BISH :hugs:

    LOLITA you won't be alone :nono: - Im sending the hoveround for ya :wink:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @Kingston........I thought she was riding with you, Honey and Blu. I got her though. :thumbsup:

  • mirsmommy

    2know the ledge says:

    @Mirs Brick city reppin NJ baby!
    ________________

    Yeah?????? I aint far from you. :lol: Plainfield area.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    So :dead: @ WUT

    Cramming for the Rapture and chit. :ghost:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Saso breaking down the good book

  • yallcrazy

    *dragging Yso's azz up to the line* You coming with us, now just repeat after me.............. :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco
    Hoveround?!

    :rofl:

    At the rate that thing goes, Brown is going to be the ONLY one left to see the rapture. That hoveround won't get her to Hell or Heaven until NEXT Saturday!!

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Wut

    Don’t even watse your time reading from Genesis, aint gotta enough time for that! Start from “Revelations”, skip to Proverbs, hit Psalms, saunter through the book of John and end it the book of Eudoxie (cliff notes version.)

    #Helpful

    Genesis is just a play-by-play of who was screwing who anyway
    --------------------------------
    :blink: Oh so is that were everybody's going? To reinact Genesis? :thumbsup: I can be the narrator!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I thought that was Sass who provided the cliff notes which were great by the way

    SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU"VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL :coffee:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *pops the trunk* Them pink ppl *As the a$$hole I ride the train with calls them* Don't want none. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    *Passes someone a carseat*
    Go pickup MIRS!!!

  • Anna

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    “An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire set up as service to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured. He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 to have their pets picked up and cared for after disaster strikes.

    They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. “Once because they weren’t raptured and again because I don’t do refunds.”

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Silly ppl.

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    YSoSerious says:

    So @ WUT

    Cramming for the Rapture and chit.
    ------------------------
    :rofl: I have always been told... Better late than never...
    *Drives to Barnes and Nobel for Bible cliffnotes.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    *grabs anointin oil so that I can pray for errbody after our big orgy*

  • yallcrazy

    @Dawn, you prepared 546456456 days for lent, what it is the problem now?!?!? :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    Even more :dead: at SASO offering the CliffNoted version of the bible.

    If y'all bishes get raptured, I know some chit ain't right. :rofl:

  • Cha Chillin

    :waiting: DIMPZ, Kingstonn, and Yall.... I see how ya'll just didnt even offer to scoop a BISH1... all of the :tittay: and :lick: We been through... I SEE HOW IT IS!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    Wait :rofl: did she say :rofl: hoveround

  • MzDimplez1123

    :dead: @ Narrator. Damn you Wut! I was SPOSED to have til tomorrow! :ghost:

  • StillASassyOne

    *cues music*

    :whistle:

    "bone, bone, bone, bone...bone..bone..bone..bone..bone... now tell me what you gonna do...(when there aint no where to hide)....what you gonna do (when the reaper comes for you)...."

    *mumbling rest of words since I don't know them until*

    "..... Ay man, I miss my uncle Charles ya'll ....*mumble some more*.....hey...and we pray and we pray and we pray and we pray....everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday..."

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sassy
    :lol: Stop that I thought it was the most efficient means of transportation no traffic jams

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I thought that was Sass who provided the cliff notes which were great by the way

    SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL
    ------------------------
    Orgy in middle of a public park?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :dead: at Sassy and that hoveround comment!

  • Dawn Sheen

    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Choco
    I’m driving to Jesus! Redeemed is the co-pilot.

    “Jesus on the mainline……..ohh…..Jesus on the mainline……”
    ———————————
    Tell ‘em what you want!

    If it’s tomorrow, I gotta lot of catching up to do….

    Opens bible…. Genesis chapter 1…

    _____________

    Save ur self sometime...

    In the beginning Gawd created heaven and eart... fast forward Eddie long and married a long fellow... Ciara failed to have a hit... chris brown hit Rhianna... Young Jeezy Thug Motivation 103 never came out... Don Lemon and Rowland came out... the fat Kardashian got married to a waterhead MBA player. In the book of Palms TMZ foun the bert certificate from dem babies and nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy...now we in revelations... the rapture will be televised on EBT tomorrow... Kat Staks and Kat Williams will host. OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing.

    The End...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    I LOVE YOU GUYS I AM OVER HERE CHOKING ON MY CHIPS AND SALSA
    *disclaimer: I apologize in advance for the Intense Mocha behavior*

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Cha......I WAS gonna come getchu. I had just logged back into Google, almost ran into a truck, had to regroup, when someone else offered to so, I figured i'd see you at the :party: You KNOW I ain't getting Raptured witout chu

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    (pinches OHONEY's right thigh extra hard)

    You leave SR's resident Pocket Gangsta alone right now! :shotsfired:

  • 2know the ledge

    not there now though Mirs brick city born. In Nc now. Scoots over to Double L and brings Mirs you won't be alone :hug:

  • yallcrazy

    HOBURGER!!!! 2 people are already headed your way & I think Dimpz is one of them.

    You know the burgers gotta stick together, we got chu! *gets ready to go kidnap Yso* :lol:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO @ Honey, Dimpz, Sassy, Kdub, Kingstonn, and Mirs

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Hate yall from the bttm of my heart

  • yallcrazy

    @Sassy, :whistle: & Sasha, or Tasha :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    a deaf mute midget

  • StillASassyOne

    "OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing...."

    :blink: :ghost:

    SASO has left the building early on account of DAWN!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Dawn's recap literally has me :wail: I HATCHU! :rofl:

    And screw you too Sass for that Crossroads remix

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    YSO :mad: I bruise easily

  • KDub

    Things I Will Use The Coming of the Lord as an excuse:

    My kids: Ma whatchu cooking tonight?
    Me: Nothing. Jesus is coming and no need to have any leftovers. Make a sammich.

    My momma: Did you get paid today? Can I hold $50?
    Me: Nope. Jesus is coming and there is a MASSIVE line at the ATM.

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Narrator. Damn you Wut! I was SPOSED to have til tomorrow!
    --------------------
    Had to send somebody from here first so you can come back and tell us what to expect... :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I thought that was Sass who provided the cliff notes which were great by the way

    SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL
    __________________________

    Get flucked during a live PSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hump: :blow: :crying: <------facial.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    LMAO "pocket gnagster"

  • StillASassyOne

    :dead: at Dwan mentioning that "Thug Motivation 103" never got released!!

    I hate Dawn so much!!!!!

    *Add Dr. Dre's "Detox" to that list as well.*

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Save ur self sometime…
    In the beginning Gawd created heaven and eart… fast forward Eddie long and married a long fellow… Ciara failed to have a hit… chris brown hit Rhianna… Young Jeezy Thug Motivation 103 never came out… Don Lemon and Rowland came out… the fat Kardashian got married to a waterhead MBA player. In the book of Palms TMZ foun the bert certificate from dem babies and nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…now we in revelations… the rapture will be televised on EBT tomorrow… Kat Staks and Kat Williams will host. OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing.
    The End…
    ____________________________________________________________________

    :casket:

  • KDub

    nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…
    ------------------------------------------------------
    I wonder if there is a way I can just go EARLY. Fugg it.

    :dead:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    :jack: *furiously produces repopulation juice*

  • yallcrazy

    *shaking my fist* Damn you Dawn. *wearing my t-shirt that says I :heart: Dawn*

  • MzDimplez1123

    I'm crying so hard I had to take my glasses off. Yall KNOW a bish can't see! :think: I wonder if i'll see better in the afterlife.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    :wail: where is HIS, and Frenchie? What time is it where they at?? Laaaaawwwwwd it done started ova there!!!! *falls on the floor*

  • H-Townmama

    @LL
    I need you to log out please! My baby looking at me crazy for laughing at you searching for Redeemed
    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @DAWN

    I still really, really hate you today... :dead: and :gone:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @WUT and Mirs
    :thumbsup: I think I wanna be taken like the lead guy in the movie Crank took shorty at the asian market - I loved that he couldn't hold back :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Anyone going to Preakness this weekend - I so want to go....

  • kingstonn

    i know!
    where is His! i need her to hump my leg before i can step on over.. :(

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Choco.........What time is it? Gotta make sure i'm still gone be HERE and chit. :coffee:

  • yallcrazy

    *picks Honey up off the floor* Damn, Whatchu been eating? :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :dead: @Mirs needing a carseat. I cant even come in the dam.n thread good. Just like Black people...always killing.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @KDUB

    I might just take the first thang smoking to hell just cause I am sooo done with DAWN right now...

  • Dawn Sheen

    yallcrazy says:

    *shaking my fist* Damn you Dawn. *wearing my t-shirt that says I Dawn*

    __________

    i'M JUST A SINNER SAVED BY GRACE... :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    367 posts...

    Is there a recap?
    :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    2know the ledge says:

    not there now though Mirs brick city born. In Nc now. Scoots over to Double L and brings Mirs you won’t be alone
    _______________

    My sis moved to Charlotte 3 years ago. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :kisses: to all my bit.ches.

    But why y'all preparing? I thought hellmongers get left behind?

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    KDub says:

    Things I Will Use The Coming of the Lord as an excuse:

    My kids: Ma whatchu cooking tonight?
    Me: Nothing. Jesus is coming and no need to have any leftovers. Make a sammich.

    My momma: Did you get paid today? Can I hold $50?
    Me: Nope. Jesus is coming and there is a MASSIVE line at the ATM.
    -----------------------
    Goes into office and SUPER SMACK THE BOSS Tell him/her that God told you he wouldn't let you into heaven if there was any unfinished business.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @DIMPZ
    You may make it :lol: it starts at noon

    :waves: @ OTB

  • StillASassyOne

    *summons church organ*

    *Anna Mae Bullock style (shoulders moving like Bey in the beginning of that "Run the World" vid)*

    "This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine! This little light of mine (oh hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, HEYYYY!!!) Bright light *clap* ....my little light, I'm gonna let it shine!! Bright...light...*clap* ..my little light, I'm gonna let it SHINE!! LEt it shinneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, oh yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

    Any more church music requests?

  • kingstonn

    OMGGGGG
    OTBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!

  • MzDimplez1123

    It MUST be the end! Look who showed up.

    HEYYYYYYYYYYYY OTB! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    Is that OTB?!?! :shocked:

    THESE ARE THE END TIMES! I'M REALLY AFEARED NOW!! :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    yallcrazy says:
    *picks Honey up off the floor* Damn, Whatchu been eating?
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
    :ashamed: I know I have been puttin on a few pounds
    *wipes crumbs off my face and picks up spicy chicken leg that fell outta my pocket when I fell*

  • yallcrazy

    @Dawn, Aren't we all? :)

  • Dawn Sheen

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Anyone going to Preakness this weekend – I so want to go….

    __________-

    uM HELLO- WE only going to heaven or hell or the Keri Hilson listening party this weekend... haven't you been paying attention? There is no more panty pudding, the milk has gone bad.. the world is over like Flo rIDA'S NINTENDO 64 controller hairline.

  • kingstonn

    otb, bish.. where you been! i couldn't function without you... *faints*

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sassy...........You play Gangsta Lean, I ain't mad atcha or Bury me a G?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    *snatches H-Townmama glasses off her face and puts them on*
    IS THAT OTB??!!!

  • StillASassyOne

    Damn!!

    The rapture must REALLY be coming!! OTB is here!! Hey girl!! :waves:

    You need a ride with us on the midday train to Hell Georgia? :-D

  • Dawn Sheen

    OutsidetheBox says:

    :kisses: to all my bit.ches.

    But why y’all preparing? I thought hellmongers get left behind
    _____

    No, I am going to heaven... I paid via paypal

  • MzDimplez1123

    *Wishes I could hate Dawn* :rofl:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Ace says:

    367 posts…

    Is there a recap?

    _-----
    Recap of bible, please read Comment #339

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    H-Town I just wanted to know of thwe founder of Bible Buddies of AMerica was there!

    OTB!!!!!

  • yallcrazy

    Sassy, can I have the N'orleans version of When The Saints Come Marching? Please and Thank you :thumbsup:

  • kingstonn

    *looks around for Flo, Corp, Krysi & Mean*
    this really must be the end.. :cry:

  • StillASassyOne

    Dedication for Dimpz

    "See we was once two niggas of the same kind, quick to holla at a hoochie with the same lies. You was just a lil younger but you still rolled. Got sent to YA and hit the hood swole. Even when you had a jheri curl, didn't quite learn. On the block with the homie trippin off sherm....."

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    GOTDAMMIT DAWN!!

    (calls a cab to just take me to hell right now before this broad kills me dead permanently)

  • yallcrazy

    This --->i’M JUST A SINNER SAVED BY GRACE…

    Made me think of this--> I ain't no killer, But don't push me (Tupac) :lol:

  • 2know the ledge

    charlotte is cool not NJ though@ mirs how your sister like it?

  • mirsmommy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    @Mirs needing a carseat. I cant even come in the dam.n thread good. Just like Black people…always killing.
    __________________________

    OTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heyyyyyy lady!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yahoo: :waves:

  • StillASassyOne

    Dedication for Ya'll

    *play music from Juvie's "Back Dat Azz Up" remixed in with some "Make 'Em Say Ughhhhh"*

    "I told ya'll I'm the colonel of these muhfukkin Saints!!!! Ya'll after big bangs, I'm at the pearly gates! 3rd Ward hustlers, Deacons & Jehosephat, Mary, Peter, and Paul, we's ready for combat!"

    *bridge*

    "You can't stop us, cause we don't stop...these Saints keep marhcing, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!"

    :-D

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Sass.....Don't forget BIIM's version of It's so Hard To Say Goodbye

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    :waves: @2KNOW

    You cute. Might not get another chance to say that.

    (goes back to waiting for my cab ride to hell)

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: Y'all aint sh.it!!! Ends times indeed! Owwwwwwwww! :hugs:

  • mirsmommy

    2know the ledge says:

    charlotte is cool not NJ though@ mirs how your sister like it?
    ______________

    She loves it down there. :lol: What part you in???

  • candibfly

    morning :yawn:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Paypal? You gone be the first to get left behind!!!!! :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :ghost: @ the NO Limit remix

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dawn
    :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    the world is over like Flo rIDA’S NINTENDO 64 controller hairline.

    *Bernadine voice* I.hate.chu.
    :dead:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hey Candi! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    See this the chit i'm talkin about....

    rapture commin and Dimpz do drove cross the world to slap ass and get aked hemliched...riding dirty and aint mentioned ME nor Little Deuces...ONCE!

    :mad:

    *puts on his shades*

    It's alright lil deuces Mommy just went to the store... *Glares at Dimpz* :coffee:

  • H-Townmama

    I so love/hate all y'all right now!
    :rofl: at Dawn, LL, Kdub
    :ghost:

  • candibfly

    dimpz :yahoo: *hands u a chicken pot pie*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    CANDI!! :hugs:

    Where was you? Packing for the Rapture? :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    *borros the bedazzler form His and makes MERRKAT a onsie that says "PINT SIZED G" on it*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Did Sandra beat us to 5.21 Y is there no new post :shrugs:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Yall gone be in BIG trouble if Redeemed finds out about YALLS antics in here. :yes:

    *Knits a Jesus is REAL snuggie of the afterlife*

  • MzDimplez1123

    **of = For

  • StillASassyOne

    Who paying for to go to Heaven via Paypal?! You'd be better of putting it on a RUSH card!! Or an EBT! At least those funds are guaranteed!! Heaven finna lose your "reservation" like Lil Kim lost those mixtapes she was finna send out!

  • kingstonn

    @ ace
    i thought you were sleep somewhere. you weren't supposed to see any of that. #helpful

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    Fuggin :dead: @ ACE

    WHY WON'T Y'ALL LET ME LIVE UNTIL 6 PM TOMORROW?! WHYYYYYYY?!

  • candibfly

    yso i been home working hard :yes:

  • StillASassyOne

    SANDRA!!

    Since it's the rapture, can you "un-ban" all the old folks from before so we can have a "Going Straight to Hell" party?

    We may can get that chick Amulet back! And Charles! And AttorneyMom!

  • yallcrazy

    :hug: Twinnnnnnnnnnnnn

    I thought that I wasn't gonna see you till we met up in Heaven tomorrow some time. Brown's gonna be holding up a SR sign :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    * :hug: Candi like a koala bear* Bish how you know these was my fave?!

    @ Ace.......I was expecting YOU to locate Redemmed and some the other bible thumpers to ensure that Lil Dueces was guaranteed passage.

    #TakingOneForTheTeam

  • candibfly

    at least i get to go to a free screening of kung fu panda 2 before the end :woot:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “PINT SIZED G”

    Did Sandra beat us to 5.21 Y is there no new post

    Heaven finna lose your “reservation” like Lil Kim lost those mixtapes she was finna send out!

    :yahoo:

    I wish I was Tyler Perry or Ms. O. Y'all mofos would have a show. I just cant.

  • 2know the ledge

    thanks yso and im in charlotte

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    ACE
    I tried to respect your relationship but you see i was coerced!
    She caught me at a vulnerable state sweeing as how I was hysterical bout the rapture and all

  • kingstonn

    @ sassy
    hahahahah, that would be funny as hell if she brought back Charles..

  • candibfly

    twin! :yahoo:

    there's gonna be a SR section in the afterlife? :dead:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ KIngston........I been calling Ace since I jumped in the car. That damned Boost phone of his is STILL trying to locate the subscriber. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @CANDI

    Mmm...Hmm...

    (Sonic foot tap)

    Where MY chicken pot pie, hoburger?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    SASSY
    Outofworkattorneymom was banned??????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    Yet i'm the bad guy...

    :coffee:

    Me and Deuces will be aiight

    but someone might get "Left Behind" like they left there family behind....

  • mirsmommy

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    *borros the bedazzler form His and makes MERRKAT a onsie that says “PINT SIZED G” on it*
    _____________________

    I sooooooo :love: you Brownie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yes: <----OG Head Nod

  • kingstonn

    @ dimpz
    but wait, he wasn't worried about lil deuces cause he was over there sleep! :rofl:

  • AprilRain

    over 400 comments :blink:

    Carry on!

    :offtopic: Where has (attorney mom) been with her "blank stare"???? Are her and Ch***** both missing now? I'm genuinly concerned.

  • MzDimplez1123

    *glares @ Brown* :blink: Is you ForSerious?! So it's ALL my fault huh? :no:

  • yallcrazy

    Twin, Yep! :yahoo:

    *goes to lunch, walking slow taking everything in*

    @Ace, Dimpz sent somebody to pick you up! Go look through the comments.

    #liesforfriends :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Sonic foot tap doe????? :rofl: Where yall get this shit from???

    I missed this mofo like I missed my period when I had them 3 chirrens back to back...to back. *deep sigh*

  • KDub

    OTB!!!!! :yahoo:

    Where is Queen City?

    And....wayammmment....did that heffa SASO...just do a No Limit/Cash Money MELODY of "When the Saints March They Azzes In"...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    what in the fupa camel toe hell

  • 2cents

    whats for lunch?

  • kingstonn

    @ otb
    we missed you too! :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Well looka AprilRain? Howyoudoinggirl?

  • candibfly

    yso it's still in the oven, i put some secret ingredients in it :D

  • Dawn Sheen

    StillASassyOne says:

    SANDRA!!

    Since it’s the rapture, can you “un-ban” all the old folks from before so we can have a “Going Straight to Hell” party?

    We may can get that chick Amulet back! And Charles! And AttorneyMom!

    ______________

    I knew I hadn't seent the eattorney lately, when did she get disbared? Sandra be banning folks like the rapture...

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ KIngston...He always accusing me of leaving the baby. I had him WITH me on my last roadtrip. I'm sacrificing myself instead of the kid and he STILL ain't happy. :cuss:

  • Fayla

    Save ur self sometime…

    In the beginning Gawd created heaven and eart… fast forward Eddie long and married a long fellow… Ciara failed to have a hit… chris brown hit Rhianna… Young Jeezy Thug Motivation 103 never came out… Don Lemon and Rowland came out… the fat Kardashian got married to a waterhead MBA player. In the book of Palms TMZ foun the bert certificate from dem babies and nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…now we in revelations… the rapture will be televised on EBT tomorrow… Kat Staks and Kat Williams will host. OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing.

    The End…
    __________________

    :dead: :casket: :ghost:

  • KDub

    Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Over on BlackPlanet.

  • OutsidetheBox

    She did @Kwall! :hug: But that was after you denied that teen gurl of urs $50 cause of the doom. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    :coffee:

    yes i'm the bad guy ....always...

  • Dawn Sheen

    AprilRain says:

    over 400 comments

    Carry on!

    Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”???? Are her and Ch***** both missing now? I’m genuinly concerned.
    -----------

    She is outta town on assignment.. covering who can see how many ppl viewed ur profile on facebook

  • AprilRain

    I'm doing good! Glad its friday of course. Boss aint here so even better! And u ma?!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    you :coffee:

  • mirsmommy

    KDub says:

    Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
    ——————————————————–
    Over on BlackPlanet.
    ________________________

    I thought she was on Monster. :shrugs:

  • StillASassyOne

    Best comment I've seen on a news story relating to the end of the world:

    "Wow. If Christ is coming on Saturday, do I need to set an extra place for dinner? Does he prefer red or white wine? Oh wait, I'll just give him water and he can change it to whatever he prefers................."

    :rofl:

  • AprilRain

    BROWN, YOU LIKE MY CAMEL TOE!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Ace........Nobody called you a bad guy

    :pray: The Rapture DON'T take Black Planet with us :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    the eattorney lately, when did she get disbared

    *mascara just welling up in my eyes* It kinda burn #cryingtearslaughing

  • Dawn Sheen

    KDub says:

    Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
    ——————————————————–
    Over on BlackPlanet.

    __________

    downlink

  • Cha Chillin

    SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL

    I CANT TELL :coffee:

    #imalady

  • candibfly

    i hope whoever moves in the apt across from me is fine

  • AprilRain

    Blank Planet.. LMAO!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    KDUB I SWEAR I HATE CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MZD
    I'm sorry I was delusional, I'm in a highly emotional state right now thinkin bout that guy I wanted to :hump: and now it's too late so I'm not thinkin clearly

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

    WHAT DA HEEZY IS GOING ON IN HEA?!?! :shrugs:

  • kingstonn

    LOL!
    Mirs you aint chit! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    :waves: sup folk?

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: That comment is priceless!!!! Im stealing that for my Tumblr!!!! :rofl:

  • Dawn Sheen

    AprilRain says:

    BROWN, YOU LIKE MY CAMEL TOE!!

    ___________

    No, I've seen a better camel toe on jay Z

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kdub
    I shole did! I'm finna dub that joint to one of those Memorex discs, sell it on Paypal and go DIAMOND!

    @Kdub & Mirs
    Ya'll both wrong!! She is on CAREERBUILDER and ya'll know it.

    @Everybody
    I ain't know if she got banned ot nor- I was just saying it since I aint seent her round these parts in a while.

  • 2cents

    Save ur self sometime…

    In the beginning Gawd created heaven and eart… fast forward Eddie long and married a long fellow… Ciara failed to have a hit… chris brown hit Rhianna… Young Jeezy Thug Motivation 103 never came out… Don Lemon and Rowland came out… the fat Kardashian got married to a waterhead MBA player. In the book of Palms TMZ foun the bert certificate from dem babies and nick cannon seent Da Brat is dem babies pappy…now we in revelations… the rapture will be televised on EBT tomorrow… Kat Staks and Kat Williams will host. OAN This little piggy went to market but noabody noticed Tiny was missing.

    The End…
    ---------
    THIS CHIT HERE

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    is that Khloes camel toe? :blink:

    cha'll tom'bout?

  • H-Townmama

    I thought she was on Monster.

    ---------------------------------
    :casket:

  • OutsidetheBox

    OMG *light bulbs*

    @MIRS SAID MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dead: :tape:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    *looks @ lil deueces*

    Moomy is gonna wonder why she got "left behind" and its because she can't be wrong...nore is she willing to fix the problem...

    Don't worry daddy will find us a place to go why we await jesus ...this Christan lady e-mailed me a flier yesterday we can go see what it's all about...grab you favorite toy and come on....

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    *fondles OTB for 567392957 mins cause i neva know when ima see her again*
    :crying: oh how i've missed ju!! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    :wail: :rofl: at Dawn
    thank you for clearin that up for me

  • mirsmommy

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Kdub
    I shole did! I’m finna dub that joint to one of those Memorex discs, sell it on Paypal and go DIAMOND!

    @Kdub & Mirs
    Ya’ll both wrong!! She is on CAREERBUILDER and ya’ll know it.
    _______________________

    What about indeed . com or the local temp agency sites??????? :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    AW I missed yall getting at Black Planet dude :lol: Why you just opend it up though :rofl: <----- did someone already point that out

  • Cha Chillin

    Dawn Sheen says:

    KDub says:

    Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
    ——————————————————–
    Over on BlackPlanet.

    __________

    downlink

    :no: She usually YAWNS at everything

  • OutsidetheBox

    OMG *LIGHT BULBS BRIGHT LIKE THE RAPTURE LIGHT*

    @FUPA area and Khloe's toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I.just.got.it. @Brown

    *shuts down keyboard. Fuc.k you and you and you and you. Im leaving this hel.l. hole!!!! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @CANDI

    "Special ingredients" huh? Maybe you should gone head and let Snoopy have it. :lol:

    @APRIL

    Is that really a shot of your crotch? :waiting:

  • mirsmommy

    Cha Chillin says:

    SO WHAT THE FREAKIEST CHIT YOU”VE DONE OR WANT TO DO BEFORE 6p tomorrow #DO TELL

    I CANT TELL

    #imalady
    _________________________

    :lol:

  • AprilRain

    You ladies type way to fast or me or some shyt lol...

    :newpost:

  • QuettaV

    :newbie: <-------- I'm not but I just wanted to say so!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Frenchy! Hissy! :hug:

    I was gone cry faever if yall hadn't come through today.

    *ear to phone* Please hold while the subscri *hangs up*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    Cha Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *makes it clap on ur head*

    g'day @Al :coffee:

  • Dawn Sheen

    Cha Chillin says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    KDub says:

    Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
    ——————————————————–
    Over on BlackPlanet.

    __________

    downlink

    She usually YAWNS at everything

    __________-

    Old people ywan a lot... maybe she was an elder attorney?

  • OutsidetheBox

    :shocked: Talk about rapture!!!! I wub you @His.

  • AprilRain

    Cha Chillin says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    KDub says:

    Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
    ——————————————————–
    Over on BlackPlanet.

    __________

    downlink

    She usually YAWNS at everything

    **************

    Ya or she says "Blank Stare"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    Dimpz!! hey babyyyyyyyyyy :yahoo:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Mirs
    She's on the THELADDERS.com. You know....that website for jobs over $100K/year.....

    She's probably on the "going down" part of the site though... :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    (leans over and tells the cab driver to speed it up)

    I need to get away from you bishes asapedly. Just find myself a nice quiet corner in hell...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    what in the fupa camel toe hell
    _________________
    :lol:

  • AprilRain

    QuettaV dont chu lie!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    *bats lashes @Otb*

    YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *fcks up ur hair* :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    She gone come in here and #BlankStare the hell outta y'all. :rofl:

  • mirsmommy

    StillASassyOne says:

    @Mirs
    She’s on the THELADDERS.com. You know….that website for jobs over $100K/year…..

    She’s probably on the “going down” part of the site though…
    _________________

    :rofl: Or maybe in line at Labor Ready???????

  • AprilRain

    @Yso- Yup, all me!!! Ya right, thats Khloe K!!!

  • kingstonn

    PB can't speak? :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    SASO!!! *humps ur leg like a small hawnay dog* :hunching:

  • MzDimplez1123

    YALL bishes done ran YSO off!

    :typing: Checks Google maps so I can head to NC on the way to OKC since my husband don't thank the baby will be safer with the bible thumpers.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    *licks Kingstonns face*

    bish AS IF I'd not speak to you! :love:

  • QuettaV

    AprilRain says:

    QuettaV dont chu lie!!!!!!
    ________________________________________________________________________

    AorilRain I am not new!!!!! I am one of those who lurk and twerk in the korna! :kona:

  • StillASassyOne

    :dead: @ MIRS for "Labor Ready"!!!! You know aint nothing there but "day-laborers!!" :rofl:

    @His
    HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! *turns over so you can hump my front*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

    @Dimpz

    Go ahead continue your crusade...

    Me and Deuces got this...when just got direction to some christan ladies house...she holding a prayer session...she just EMAILed me directions....

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    HIS!! :hugs:

    My day ain't complete until you fukk up my locs. I'm gonna miss you when Heysus comes tomorrow. :wail:

  • AprilRain

    Twerk in the Kona!! :danban: So what time are we all suppose to turn to dust tomorrow? Anyone know?

  • Dawn Sheen

    YSoSerious says:

    She gone come in here and #BlankStare the hell outta y’all.

    _____

    what she gone do? @#$^&*!! us?

  • MzDimplez1123

    :blink: @ Ace * :steer: faster*

    Dis Nicca TOO trusting. Gone have my kid in Waco somewhere.

  • QuettaV

    I got *caught up in the rapture* jumpsuits going for $20.99.. I got all colors!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

    @APRIL

    6 pm Eastern Standard Time I believe.

    @DAWN

    Exactly. Don't that just make your nuts tuck themselves in fear? :coffee:

  • QuettaV

    They said the earthquake coming between 6am-6pm! I'll just be getting out the club around 5am. That gives me an hour to get home and repeant if it's happening at 6am!

  • MissHarlem

    :yahoo: Happy Friday aka last friday before I shall croak

    Who gonna hump me before we all perish?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

    DIMPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ im here baby! damn it took me foever but im here !

    :party:

  • OutsidetheBox

    *logs back in* Jumpsuits?

    Gurl whurr????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @Fiance, U AINT HUMPING NOBODY NUT ME!!! :shank:

  • mirsmommy

    :happybirthday: Frenchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    :lol: @ Otb

    *going to roll a :blunt: *

  • AprilRain

    What happens when nothing happens? :rofl: Thinking back to the Y2K days, hahahah, people were all scared!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    KDub says:

    Where has (attorney mom) been with her “blank stare”????
    -------------

    Well, you know The Rapture is tomorrow. Maybe she caught the early express :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDGGQs-ZE&feature=related FrenchGal

    MIRSSSSSSSSSSSS! I see you!!!!! Yous a hottie! :wink:

    thanks boo!!!

  • AprilRain

    Happy B day French Gal!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA ALBoy

    Happy Birthday FrenchGuhl

  • LA_Finest

    @kingstonn :waves:

  • ricanlbc

    @ SR, A KDUB....LMFAO!

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    all the monies and still cant smile. just shows that money or lots of will not make u happy.. ye looks unhappy