Former professional beard Amber Rose says her reality TV show was not dropped by VH1 -- and to prove it, she called the paparazzi so they could shoot her while she was being filmed for her reality show. Whether the show will wind up on VH1's Winter 2011 schedule depends on a few factors -- such as public interest.

My spies tell me that Amber's reality show is "still in the production stage" -- meaning that Amber suckered some fool persuaded an investor to put up a boatload of cash to pay the cameramen their strict union wages. And, I'm told that neither VH1 hasn't shut the door completely on Amber's aspirations to remain relevant. VH1 just doesn't think anyone cares about watching a reality show with Amber in it.

But in meetings with VH1 on the west coast last month, Amber pointed out that her half million followers on Twitter adore her (which means nothing). She also took to her Twitter page to convince her followers to come out and see her when she mixes milkshakes at at Millions of Milkshakes today. She hopes that her fans will convince VH1 to pick up her show.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    The things I would do to this woman!

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSerious

    They are? Pity. :coffee:

    Ass is looking kinda right up there though. :thumbsup:

  • TerranceAllen

    ****yarns, and falls back asleep****, please wake me when something good happens

  • PurrtySmile

    Ewwwwwwwwww chitlin tummy....gaag! Side eye...why is she famous again?

  • Hard Hitter

    Boy looka hena

  • Feline Feminine

    is it just me or does she look a flabby mess in this pic? :thinks:

  • CFREE

    That "onion" shol is nicely tooted :yes:

  • Danielle

    I would watch! I like her style.

  • Mother Jefferson

    :zzz: Somebody please tell this bish the world can do without a Amber Rose reality show

    :coffee: <<trying to wake up

  • TerranceAllen

    I wonder if she can balance a can on all that wagon she draggin

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    Something is wrong with you if you aren't physically attracted to this woman with an azz made for raising blood pressure.
    :yes:

  • Audacious2

    Now what is it she does again? :think:

  • MZN

    I'm so tired of Amber and her fat a$$!

  • Tatted Diva

    I HATE TO SAY THIS.....I REPEAT, I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT she & Wiz was in the "Bus" and that bish is actually gawjus in person.....VERY PERSONABLE TOO!

    #damnittohell

  • Eb

    She looks like a handicapped seal

  • Feline Feminine

    @Man

    But what about that area underneath her :boobs: and right above her belly? :shrugs:

  • Hard Hitter

    I can see your heart from the back

  • ValerieB1

    Amber is a cute girl. In all fairness we have to give her a chance after kanye. The girl has really made something of herself I mean coming from the pole and all. i would her show, I dig Amber

  • CFREE

    Yso what ol girl got 88Z's???? wowzers! :blink:

  • ValerieB1

    Also, I am not attracted to the same gender in any shape, form or fashion but Amber is banging.

  • CHA CHA

    Also, I am not attracted to the same gender in any shape, form or fashion but Amber is banging.

    :rofl: The disclaimer

  • Princess Pleasure Me

    Millions of Milkshakes
    _____________________________________________
    AuntSan, some jokes write themselves.

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Her azz looks more rented now than it ever has~ #notagoodlook

  • Anna

    Susan Lucci/Eric Kane/Erica Jane, also thought AMC was safe when asked by Wendy, Erica said she just signed a new contract. Days later, it was announced the show will be cancelled. Some reality shows make sense. What does Amber do to warrant one? I do like "Ice Loves Coco", I look at CoCo very differently. I take back all the bad things I said about her, that woman his a hustler. LOL.

  • Yall still crazy

    Hmmmp, If amber rose gets a show then SR posters need a show! :mad:

  • Hard Hitter

    Cha...

  • ValerieB1

    @CHA CHA no disclaimer needed. I dont wont auntie fussing at me but sweetie im strictly D***LY. 24hrs a day 7 days a week 365 days of the year. However I do not mind speaking on another womans beauty.

  • CHA CHA

    GO AMBER ...BISH YOUR FLY, I dont care how you became famous... Your unique style, cute shape and beautiful smile will always keep heads turning and lips moving! :yes:

    I would love to have my body like that again, cute belly and all! I aint neva seent a perfect bish up in this bish! :rolleyes: and I doubt I ever will! HMPH!

  • Hard Hitter

    Les....

  • CHA CHA

    HH How are you today?

  • Tatted Diva

    PREACH CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    CHA CHA...that gravi is amaaaaaaaazing~

  • Hard Hitter

    Cha ....Chilling
    We all have imperfections. That's like not hollering at Bey because she got a messed up pinky toe. #weoffthat

  • FoxE

    So whats her point in doin this reality show?? What is she seeking to "prove"? :coffee:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Haaarrrddd...what it dew bew...

  • http://SandraRose fine_sexy_libra

    :shrugs: WHAT DOES SHE DO??? :shrugs:

  • Hard Hitter

    Les...can't call it.
    Trying to do the opposite of the MIA Heat.

  • KishaMinyonn

    Amber is a very cute girl. She can be overtop the sometimes and that's what makes good reality tv.

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. Whatever Amber does or does not do, she's a striking woman, fierce and fine, what a bod tay. For the record, and I love me some men!

  • Feline Feminine

    it's a lot of folks asking "what does she do?" ... I think we should all realize by now how superficial American society is...folks don't have to "do" anything nowadays to be famous and interesting...personally I don't find her interesting, she seems to lack personality...but folks will watch this show I am sure...There has to be a fascination with women that go to bed with popular rappers...

    *wonders why Superhead never got her own reality show or why she's still alive after all the dirt she's exposed*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IW7_eSIXp4 OHoney

    There goes that body I admire so much :applause:
    Hey ya'll

  • Feline Feminine

    Amber better watch herself, stay in the gym and eat healthy foods...i'm sorry but she's on her way to becoming flabby and saggy...jmo :coffee:

  • ELove

    Heeyyy From a MALE Perspective, Just from a PURE Sexual Satisfaction Rationale... Amber has the Right Amount of Female ANATOMY To PLAY WITH (Word...) :coffee:

  • bnatural

    Eb says:

    She looks like a handicapped seal

    -----------------

    :rofl:

  • Hard Hitter

    Why does the pic of the reality show look like it's being directed and a planted extra has been cast for the role of "girl on the beach"?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    WHATS UP YALL?

  • DMisses

    Amber Rose is baaaad I'll give her that but I'm not interested in watching her reality show, and who do I have to write to get my own reality show? Can I get in where I fit in? Everyone else has one shoo :coffee:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    WUT UP Alboyyyyyyyeeee!

  • CHA CHA

    ELove says:

    Heeyyy From a MALE Perspective, Just from a PURE Sexual Satisfaction Rationale… Amber has the Right Amount of Female ANATOMY To PLAY WITH (Word…)

    IJS.... I aint heard one dude say nothing negative about her anantomy. In reality only the dudes should be checking for it anyway :shrug:

  • Dymond

    Sup Homies!
    :waves:

    You can tell Amber's parts are real :coffee:

    I'd watch her show (at least check it out and then judge)...I thought Coco was a human blow up doll until I watched their show and they turned out to be pretty likable, so maybe we'll get to see how Amber is...she seems sweet, I guess

    @ Cha :lick: that gravi got amber BEAT!!!! :kiss: and how are u lovely?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    She is looking nasty to me and not in a good - mos def has fallen way back since Yeezy!

    :waves: SR FAM

  • Dymond

    Sup AL & Elover
    Hey Fine ass O'Honey :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Wut nothin much whats the convo? what I miss today?

  • Dymond

    Hey Choco booski! :hug: :kiss:

    Awww fvck it :lick:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Whats up Dymond baby?

  • CHA CHA

    Im good DYMONDAGIRLSBESTFRIEND :lick: I watch everything on the box so Im sure I will tune in to her fluckery too.. ICE and CO CO are real cool people, I really enjoy watching them, he is putty for her! I can relate.

    CHOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *smacks that azz! HEY poo poo, feeling better today Mamacita :hug:

  • Dymond

    O chit...
    ***runs back in panting***

    HEY PRINCESS!!!!! :waves: :hug: :kiss:

    Awww fvck it :lick:

  • CHA CHA

    Hey AL, How are you :face: <--- 'sume the position

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Something is wrong with you if you aren’t physically attracted to this woman with an azz made for raising blood pressure
    _________________
    Do you mean something is wrong with any man who isn't attracted to her :coffee: I AM NOT and that does not render a problem for me!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Cha
    :hugs: Yes feeling a lot better but still on that mission :wink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hunching: DYMOND

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Al

    @Les
    Did you get that other email I sent?

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSerious

    I ain't exactly a fan of Amber (she don't do nothing I'm even remotely interested in) but any dude that wouldn't fck her just because of her stomach is probably gay and wouldn't be checking for her anyway. :coffee:

  • Dymond

    @ AL dont u and Solo have an anniversary coming up soon? Has it been 6 mos or a year? Boy time flies :coffee:

  • ELove

    @Dymond
    Whadsdup BABY and is THAT "The Tree of LIFE" in your Gravi :coffee:

  • Hard Hitter

    YSO
    U ain't never lied.
    Choco...what's good

  • Dymond

    Sup YSO :partyhat:

    @ ELove :dance: what exactly do you mean by tree of life? :D
    It's an Arkansas quarter that says HOME OF BILL CLINTON and depicts a male relaxing back and receiving oral satisfaction from a female :lol:
    that is out official state quarter you know, right :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Bends Cha Cha over Lets try some a lil different :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    HH :hugs: Hey babes

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    shout out to Dawn for getting a retweet from Aunt Sandra on Twitter. I know she feelin like she on the clouds right now :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    What up CHoco

    @ Dymond Nah she plays me to the left I tried to give her this Life Changer and she running Screaming YOU CANT RUN FOREVER SOLO! You cant run forever! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Ohoney whats up sexy? What happened to the pic of those sexy chocolate thighs? :coffee:

  • howmanylicks_07

    She need a breast lift bad or her bra is too small. they should look like this :boobs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    She just need to stop PERIOD - I think she'd be better off falling back and then re-emerging cuz aint no one checkng for Amber boo :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 French KI$$E$

    honey, choco, albaby, les

    :kiss:

  • ELove

    @Dymond
    YUUUPPPPPP... THAT'S The "Tree of LIFE" Alright :lol:

    @OHoney
    Yeah I don't know what to Call You, OOHHH Honey or Oh Soo Chocolatey :coffee:

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSerious

    DYMOND!! :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    @Al you talkin bout a gravi change? Wheneva I can.... I will

  • howmanylicks_07

    That was just the camera angle. But in that lower pic she is wearing too much dang make up looking like a killer klown from outter space

  • Dymond

    No kiss for me French? :(

  • Boogie!

    ...I dont see a problem w/ her stomach...:coffee:

  • Long Time Lurker

    Finally something to check in for.

    Amber's body is built for sinning. Simple as that. Lawd hammercy!

  • ELove

    @OHoney
    I ACTUALLY consider your Gravi a Classic Gravi (It Stands Out...) :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :kiss: Frenchie :boobs:

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSerious

    LURKER!! :waves:

    Where the hail you been? :waiting:

    @BOOGIE

    I love your hair in that Gravi. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Dymond I really like that coin gravi - I would hand out to him on good days

  • CFREE

    :yawn:

  • Dymond

    @ Choco and what would you give me on good days? :waiting:

  • Long Time Lurker

    YSoSerious says:

    LURKER!!

    Where the hail you been?
    ___________________________________________________________

    Working hard as hell. Looks like it was a real slow news day.

    Now for you, who daphuck is that in your gravi? Ol' girl is one sexxxy so and so.

  • Dymond

    CFresh and so clean!!! :yahoo:
    Hey baby doll :hug: :kiss:

    Awww fvck it :lick:

    You really shouldnt use that emoti when AL is around.... (this one :yawn: )

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dymond
    I will :hump: and :lick: but you have to gain award points :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Longtime

  • MzDimplez1123

    I think Amber is gawjus!

  • Dymond

    Well, I'm gonna leave work before they realize I'm still here!
    :bye: errbody

  • Dymond

    Dimpz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :bye: lover :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 French KI$$E$

    dymond :kiss: please let me sing you a song!

    :whistle:

    dyamond dyamond, shinin’ shinin’
    oh gal you’re so fine
    gotta be the finest thing that i’ve seen in my life
    i will pay whatever just to get a better view
    and yeah, your body looks so sick, i think i caught the flu

    :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTI5HKrO44 French KI$$E$

    dimplezzzz :kiss: :kiss: <~~~~~~ double time

  • CFREE

    DYMOND hi & bye bew bew :kiss:
    #lateasfluk

    MZZZZZZZZDDDDDD!!! :boobs:

  • CFREE

    @LURKSUM thats how we doing now??? :waiting:

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSerious

    @LURKER

    That is one miss Norma Stitz and she is allegedly the world record holder for having the largest natural breasts clocking in at a size 108 ZZZ. Aren't they just motorboatable? :yes:

  • http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

    Bye yallllllll...and bye French...u sex-c BISHE!!!!!

  • Long Time Lurker

    CFREE says:

    @LURKSUM thats how we doing now???
    __________________________________________________

    Sorry bout that! :kiss:

    Tell me how I can make it up to you...

  • Boogie!

    Thanks Yso!

  • FLOATY T

    With no regrets whatsoever, I wish my bootay looked like Ambers. :oops:

    :peace:

  • tazmaniac

    That chick in the background looks waaaayyyyyyy betta than Amber's old-faced azz. just sayin :rolleyes: