Did Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union agree to a trial separation?

Anytime a man starts dressing up real fancy and putting lotion on his knuckles, you know he’s doing it to impress somebody — and that somebody isn’t you.

By the way, the following are not my words. They belong to the Gossip Jacker. Please take your grievances to him/her, and to Choco aka Hippie who re-posted this in my comment section:

Jacked from a random message board

It looks like Dwayne and Gabby agreed to spend some time apart for unknown reasons back in late March. Since then Wade has been caught up with some Kim K. look-a-like right down to the big booty and all. He’s been seen with this Betty everywhere around Miami and it looks like Wade might have fallen for this girl… but now Gaby is trying to get back in the picture and now Dwyane is caught with his back against the wall. My girl told me that D is hardly ever with Gabs but always with this white girl. She said ALWAYS. Supposedly, one of his teammates said Wade has said that him and Gaby are on seperate paths. Shes always focused on her work and he’s looking to have more kids and he wants to have that “brady bunch” type family and even though he loves Gaby, he wants a stay-at-home Mommy for his two boys. My friend said that Dwyane has been a different person since he’s met this new girl. He’s been like a teenager in love and has really come out of his shell. So far they’ve been really good at keeping this under the radar but it won’t be long before people start noticing. She also said wouldn’t be surprised if Dwayne ends up marrying this Betty, she said he seems that in love.

Photo: Splash News Online



 


  • 2know the ledge

    I am all for rocking the suit and things but D wade cmon son with that suit and them shoes! SON REALLY!!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    That suit looks like a Hott Sherbert Mess! :no:

  • Fayla

    :party: Oh Chit Choco! U’s a STARR-AH Mami:yahoo:

  • http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

    Gaby and Wade squashed this rumor on Twitter last week. I think the woman he has been seen with is his stylist or something like that.

    I think Gabby and Wade look good together. :yes:

  • Fayla

    @DWade, please discard that ENTIRE ensemble in the nearest dumpster STAT.com

    Thaaaank! :hug:

  • CivilEngineer

    But no pics of him and the Kim K lookalike??

    reaching

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Fayla why when I saw this I started laughing like Sandra missing all the good bits so let me post :rofl: But I cant do it like Sandra can #REAL!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    is Choc and SR bone’ing? :lol:

    *puts on one of Wades pink ass killer klown shoes and stomps his acne ridden face* I hate those ****ing shoes…

    but @Topic, who cares…they are boring as fck anyway..

  • kahmmillion

    D.Wade getting too fancy for me. LOL. Me no likey this new D.Wade. He look like he expecting a flood. What happened to the old D.Wade.

  • West Coast Chick

    :lol: Give it up Sandra :lol: the chick he was with his is over-paid stylist.. she’s t he one responsible for those damn pink shoes :lol:

    And who agrees to a trail seperation.. Gabby aint ugly, any dude would wife her.. Im just sayin, and she’s definitely a MAJOR upgrade from Star Jones…ijs

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    Hayyyyyyy Civil *shakes sumptin on ur gravi*

    chocolate self…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Sup Civil

  • kahmmillion

    Gabby back there looking like “WTF that fool have on.”

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    West Coast Chick says:

    :lol: Give it up Sandra :lol: the chick he was with his is over-paid stylist..
    _______________

    Please post your supporting evidence. I’ll wait :coffee:

  • CivilEngineer

    Hey His & BROWN! How are y’all?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Gaby and Wade
    I apologize for reposting the truth about the lack of your chemistry and body language. I also apologize that the trap Gaby set for you ended up backfiring in her face. Wade I apologize that you were married when Gabby and you decided to hook up and Im really sorry that Gaby thought she was the better woman. What I won’t apologize for is the comic relief I get from reading stupid chit about a stupid couple :rofl:

    Sincerely I thank you both.

    Choco aka Hippie :yahoo:

  • West Coast Chick

    CivilEngineer says:

    But no pics of him and the Kim K lookalike??

    reaching

    ___________________

    they were on mto.. but she didnt look like kim kardashian.. she’s a cute girl, but she’s only his stylist
    gabby already tweeted that she’s working on a project and thats why we havent been seeing her (spending that championship money) with her man

  • MzDimplez1123

    His facial expression and those cheeks not helping one bit! :no:

  • West Coast Chick

    you go first @ Sandra :lol:

  • toosexy

    Surprise..Surprise..white chick….I mean not to say that it’s anything wrong with that…It’s just not a surprise..neway..Homewreckers always end up with the ****ty end of the stick if this information checks out!!! however, time will tell.!!!

  • Krissy

    It should be :rules: to certain things men wear, and that there is top of the list Mr. Wade!! :homoswitch:….. Im just going to blame the new white girl… :shrugs:

  • Fayla

    Civil is crute! :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    “Anytime a man starts dressing up real fancy and putting lotion on his knuckles, you know he’s doing it to impress somebody”
    __________________________________________________________________________
    :casket:

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Dimpz.. he really reminds me of a chipmunk :lol: but I love him though :lol:

  • 2cents

    Chocorose.com

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Civil I’m good! Still startin shyt as usual :bigrgrin:

  • Fayla

    @DWade, I take that back, u can keep the belt & pants :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Civil have you seen the new emoticon Sandra did in honor of my lips???? :grill:

  • toosexy

    Yeah..the get up is def. fashion forward…I am all for fashion.however, I just can’t get into my MAN wearing HOT PINK shoes…I mean dang… that’s not cool!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :hater: at 2 cents :lol:

    @WCC
    Tameka was Usher’s stylist somebody is trippn :rofl: Not @ U but the truth is in there somewhere the tweet he gave her said to much for not to think it’s true if he was feeling her like that he wouldn’t have suggested she do that imo

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    HIS did you say killer clown shoes? :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Civil have you seen the new emoticon Sandra did in honor of my lips????
    ________________________
    :rofl: Would you be talking about this :blow:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @Civil, all is well chocolatey goodness….how are u?

    *rubs a lil more gloss on Luscious*

  • toosexy

    I have just never dug GAbby like that…!!! she’s just ugh to me…i mean even before the scandal..It’s just something about her that rubs me the wrong way..True..I have never met her and do not know her personally; it’s just something that I don’t like about her..I know that’s crazy!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    His you wrong :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @OHONEY, do u wanna wear those for me…and nothing else? *bats lashes*
    nothing sexual i just wanna take a pic… *rubs hands together*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Choco you aint seen the new gravi, pay attn the lips shine like mine :grill:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I have just never dug GAbby like that…!!! she’s just ugh to me…i mean even before the scandal..It’s just something about her that rubs me the wrong way..True..I have never met her and do not know her personally; it’s just something that I don’t like about her..I know that’s crazy!!!
    _________________
    You are not the only one I cosign this all day errday and I can’t put my finger on it either :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Choco I’ve given up my whoring ways

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @Choc, what? I just wanna make sure when Clifford shows up that Luscious is all ready for the hateration is all..

  • http://MSN Martinigal

    “Anytime a man starts dressing up real fancy and putting lotion on his knuckles, you know he’s doing it to impress somebody — and that somebody isn’t you”. :rofl:

    ******************

    A pink shoes?! Who the F*ck is his stylist?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lolita
    I saw that sparkle at the end – my bad #GUTTERBUT

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    No when you said me and SR boning bish :rofl:

  • toosexy

    @Choco…Okay..I just don’t know why ..she seems so bitchy!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lo
    Say it aint so it’s fun when it exclusive :wink:

  • Feline Feminine

    @His

    If you say “Clifford” on mo’ time! I keep picturing that big azz red dog sitting on top of somebody’s house! :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @TOO
    The vibe I get from her is a fake azz friend who would backstab your azz in a minute :coffee:

  • CivilEngineer

    :lol: @BROWN…but the emoticon doesn’t have lips

    @His…I’m doing fine, ready for the week to be over

    Thanks @Fayla :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Choco remember how I used to do dirty filthy things to Civil when he’d show up, well I’m behavin now

    HIS
    so you sayin you lookin out for me

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey Civil

    Yall wanna know who else is cute HH :yes:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    Chris Hansen got caught cheating on his wife! :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lo
    Well do those things to HH when he shows up he is some chocolatety goodness too #Whew

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    Choco I guess I fell victim to Man’s hatin azz

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    His naw I’m good :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    AWESOME SAY IT AINT SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CHOCO
    i didnt get a pic so I’m sure I have Man to thank for that
    #bytchazz

  • mirsmommy

    Ummmmmm, who gives a Red Rat Shat about these two?????

    *rubs eyes* Is that Civil???? Heyyyyy Civil :waves:

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSeriousPraisesBeigeBeysus

    @CHOCO

    I can feel the hate coming from some of the lurkers as I type. :thumbsup:

    (throws holy water ie; Bey’s sweat, all over this post)

  • Feline Feminine

    Chris Hansen got caught cheating on his wife!
    ___

    :rofl: … I wonder if when he got caught the person who caught him said calmly and cooly, “why don’t you take a seat, have a seat for a minute…” _/

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Awesome
    I know but I was like whatev at least he is not a predator although cheating isn’t right….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @AWESOME *slides dwn ur bawday like a skrippah pole* hey bew!

    OHONEY STOP FCKING FRONTIN!! gawd… *grabs sum ass*

    @Choc, oh my bad lmao

    of course @Luscious…we must not disappoint the reddest btch in all the land!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    FeFe
    “Did you say I wann put me ____ in your_____ and flip you over and stick me ____ in your____”

    *pulls out paper*
    We have the chat log right here!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @YSO
    EWWWW girl who is hating from a far :coffee:

    :rofl: @ Lo Imma forward it to you and a couple of the other ladies he’s a cutie…

  • CivilEngineer

    Hey Choco!

    Hey Mirs!! It is I :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

    HIS :mad:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    1. That’s the most unreliable source…he say/she say “my girl said this and that”……..Aunty & u posted this BS

    2. What’s the obsession over thier union. If they are separated or together…people get together and break up all the time.

    3. Wade’s outfit isn’t “homo”, “fashion foward” or anything……it’s just fuked……that isn’t a good look at all. It looks like he attempted to style himself based on past outfits…..TOTALLY MISSING THE MARK

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    *swaths YSO in a dry ass weave blanket and throws her off the W hotel*

  • Feline Feminine

    @Luscious

    :lol: I swear I didn’t know he was only 16…the boy looked like he was 25! I just wanted to come over and ‘talk’ to him!

  • mirsmommy

    therapist1911 says:

    3. Wade’s outfit isn’t “homo”, “fashion foward” or anything……it’s just fuked……
    _______________________________

    Dayum!!!!!! :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    :rofl: Choco wtf is that in my email?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Well damn good thing we all have our OWN opinions! :coffee:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    Sup His! :peace: I saw yall goin in yesterday…..
    *hands you a pair of Gabriel’s go go gadget pumps*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @Feline!

    i love when they say that they drove 4 hours to come and tell the child how wrong it is to chat with grown ups online…all the while holding booze and condoms…and poosibly rope and duct tape :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His don’t please not here you have to do underground for that :lol: :rofl:

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSeriousPraisesBeigeBeysus

    @HIS

    You are an unrepentant heathen. I will :pray: for you, my child.

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @Choco
    When you have a show like his you put yourself on a moral high ground. Like a cop gettin caught robbin niggas or a preacher fvckin little boys…..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @Choc, indeed cus that pissed my gmail all awf! but i still luv u bew :hug:

    @Awesome…well since u gave em to me, i’ll take em but im not wearing those thangs bew :lol:

  • Feline Feminine

    @His

    :lol: although I hate child molesters with every fiber in my being…sometimes I felt sorry for those poor lost men because all it took was a few typed words on a keyboard to fck their entire lives up for good…did you see the one guy break down on his knees and cry? Dude had cases of beer and condoms all in the back of his pickup truck… :smack:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    It wasn’t that bad dang

    @Awesome I get it – but the truth of the matter cheating in most states isn’t illegal but child molestation is

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Oh I luv you too bew :hugs:

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    Oh, ok. Never got the frankenstein sole thing…..

  • Feline Feminine

    @SamYell

    When you have a show like his you put yourself on a moral high ground. Like a cop gettin caught robbin niggas or a preacher fvckin little boys…..
    ___

    I agree, although we are all obvious sinners, it’s even harder for someone who goes on a crusade to ‘right’ a slew of obvious wrongs…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Feline
    They deserve it some of the are drs and chit and yeah their worlds do come crashing down like a catastrophic event but GOD don’t like ugly I mean that is some serious KARMA and I’m more than certain this isn’t their first time – just the first time getting caught

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYbDg242EY&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1 His_Mommy623

    @Yso WHY DNT YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    *cries, smokes and dusts my sons awards since i have no grammys*

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSeriousPraisesBeigeBeysus

    @AWESOME

    I don’t see child molesting and cheating on the same moral ground. Both are wrong but not equally so.

    Unless it was with a fourteen year old girl/boy.

  • Feline Feminine

    @Choco

    Yes, I wholeheartedly agree with you…it’s just a shame that they allowed their weaknesses to control them to that extent… it’s a shame all around…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Feline
    That is not a weakness trust it’s a effn sickness!

  • http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5d5eb1d6c7/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep-as-read-by-samuel-l-jackson YSoSeriousPraisesBeigeBeysus

    I don’t have one ounce of of sympathy for those types of bastards. I say string them up by their balls and use them as pinatas. Praise Beysus. :koolaid3:

  • Feline Feminine

    @Choco

    :yes: it is a sickness for sure…

  • SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

    @YSo
    Maybe they’re not, but if you’re really a Beysian and you read Yaki24:7 it says something about those that chastise for one thing while participating in another…..

  • Feline Feminine

    :dead: @ Yaki24:7

    :wail: I want my momma!

  • Fayla

    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    @YSo
    Maybe they’re not, but if you’re really a Beysian and you read Yaki24:7 it says something about those that chastise for one thing while participating in another…..
    ___________
    :dead: Awesome betwinx & YSo today..I CANNOT WILL NOT WONT NOT!!!

  • pointhimout

    Did SR photoshop those shoes into the pic? If not, DWade, you are too pretty for me. 9/10 men can not rock pink and still look masculine. There’s a very small number of men who can pull of pink and still look like men.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

    so what i miss

  • prynsexxx

    Awesome says:

    you read Yaki24:7
    ______________

    Does it come before or after the book of “Dijonaise” (pronounced Dereon – like PSALMS – “the P don’t be silent” says Le Dasha’s mammy)

  • datsmdubya2u

    how dya do a trial separation when ya ain’t married?

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    Wade better not have no white chick on his arm……….yea I said it #check im sure

  • Drag_Anne_fly

    Gosh, these men grind me up the blerri wrong way! Why is it that they’re never “inlove” with a proper intelligent woman, who has an education? Why is it always a tripper or a stylist? You got girls talkin about “mayn, I can’t wait for this fool to wife me so I can pay for my plastic surgery” instead of “mayne, I can’t wait for this boy to wife me so I can pay for this student loan” :hater: :mad: this is some bull isht!!! :cuss: How about you breed with a MICHELLE OBAMA INSTEAD OF A Kim K, YOU ASSHOLE!! :cuss:

  • anti-PC

    I absolutely HATE the shoes he has on.

  • boomboomkitty

    Uh, his black stylist is NOT the white girl Wade has been messing with…
    Wade is in the Bahamas on Vacation with Scabby as we speak. I can cosigm the Wade/White Girl sightings. They’re both regulars @ the restaurant I work at. Haven’t seen em in a couple of weeks but he’s been coming through with her for a few months.