Audio Narcissists New Music

New Music: Chris Brown & Bow Wow – I’m Da Man

Sandra Rose June 23, 2011

I’m only posting this track because troubled singer Chris Brown is rapping on it and trying to sound hard, lol.

Tatted Diva

I can’t stand Bow Bow (who is originally from Columbus, OH) and got robbed try’na floss in this bytch AND I don’t feel like hearing CB rap cuz he phucked that up on “Look @ Me Now!”

please, Sandra!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

No matter how hard he “Spit” Chris Lysp is still ruining the effect..
prynsexxx

Tatted you from/in the “Bus”?

Is that spose to be a pic of Bow? If so, I don’t see the resemblance.
WUTWUZMISSIN!

@ Tatted

Do you hear the lisp? His “S” and “TH” are funny as shyt!
Just_Kammie

why do they look like old men with receding hair lines in the pic?
Feline Feminine

@Sandra

I wish I could hear these tracks you put up today…I had to hear the Bey track earlier by going to the blog cite that remains nameless….
Tatted Diva

@ Pryn….I’m actually from Toledo but I’ve been living in the “Bus” for most of my adult life outside of a 2 year stint in Selma, AL! WAIT….what you know about the “Bus?!”

@ Wut….The crazy part about CB is that I saw him freak the “ish” outta this girl. He may actually lay somebody out in the sack but if that girl likes her some oral, I would advise her to wait until someone else comes along for that because that “off centered jaw”, big ass teefs & that lysp will have her not being able to conceive, let alone carry a seed!

#REALSHYT
Daisy

I liked his verse on Look at Me now and yes he does have a lisp but I think its cute and endearing #dontjudgeme yall know I like physical flaws (gaps/scars/bow legs etc)
MzDetermined

I don’t get the picture…can someone please explain why they look a H.A.M
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

@Bow Wow’s hairline being long in the tooth……
Feline Feminine

I have a slight lisp…don’t talk about folks with speech impediments!
Queen_City Gem

I am so at Bow Wow for looking like DMX about the head in that cover art…
xamaycan

LMAO @ Tatted….

I cant hear the song but I KNOW it got to be wack if bow wow is on it SMH
Yardgirl

Just_Kammie says:

why do they look like old men with receding hair lines in the pic?

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Word!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

@ Wut….The crazy part about CB is that I saw him freak the “ish” outta this girl. He may actually lay somebody out in the sack but if that girl likes her some oral, I would advise her to wait until someone else comes along for that because that “off centered jaw”, big ass teefs & that lysp will have her not being able to conceive, let alone carry a seed!
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He prolly can work a good stroke but a true soldier knows how to knock you down, prepare the road and ride out on it.
FoxE

Is Bow Wow hairline fading?
Tatted Diva

@ fefe….just so you know….I actually think his lysp (sp) is endearing. It’s just that the lysp, teamed w/the off centered jaw & the big teefs he has, some girl need not let him because that jaw may slip & her possible future w/chil’ren will be over before it began!

#thatisall
Queen_City Gem

Tatted Diva says:

@ Pryn….I’m actually from Toledo but I’ve been living in the “Bus” for most of my adult life outside of a 2 year stint in Selma, AL
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Awww….my ex b/f is from Selma, AL **sigh***

Wait…fukk dat nigga, ole dirty cuntry dog…
2know the ledge

have a problem with a grown ass boy calling himself bow wow.
Tatted Diva

@ XYZ (thanks Luscious for X’s new nickname) – that’s real talk, ma!
leapyearpisces

Bow Wow looking like that boy from Kris Kross. The one that has alopecia.
Tatted Diva

@ Queen….. Awwww, Selma. I actually loved that small, ass town! I lived there for 2 years working @ Chestnut, Sanders & Pettway as a personal assistant to Rose Sanders. My job was to travel & live the phucking good life, ya dig!
Feline Feminine

@Tatted

jaw & the big teefs he has, some girl need not let him because that jaw may slip & her possible future w/chil’ren will be over before it began!
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I hear you girl…I was just being silly…guys have told me that my lisp is sexy because it’s very subtle. It really does have a lot to do with your jaw alignment…
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Feline Feminine says:

I have a slight lisp…don’t talk about folks with speech impediments!
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I am not making fun of you and

I am makin fun of Chris!! He needs to just sing. I can listen to NoBullshyt all day (that song make a sista wet)! But when you rap and have to pronounce and be loud
Yall still crazy

Hey Leap
Feline Feminine

BTW, Tatted

You’ve got the cutest baby face…those cheeks!
Tatted Diva

@ WUT…..THAT’S MY PHUCKING JAM TOO! MY WIFE GETS ALL THIS BIZNIZ WHEN THAT JOINT COMES ON….that & Janet’s “Anytime!” Dayum!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

@knowledge:

Dim light and plays Tank “Slowly”

So um… 6 pack and all…
leapyearpisces

Hey Smurfette
Feline Feminine

:hugs: and back @WUT

…I could NEVER be a rapper…’S’s and ‘TH’s getting all fcked up, and saliva building all in the sides of my mouf…
Hard Hitter

Folks harsh on bow weezy
Tatted Diva

Thank you Fefe…..I’m starting to panic because I just turned 36 & now I’m starting to get the small lines under my eyes. I’mma makeup fanatic and it bothers me. My moms like….STOP IT. YOU LOOK GREAT FOR 36!

Thanks so much Fe…really, that made my day because I’ve been having a problem lately about not looking good!
mrsloveleigh

I never noticed Chris’ lisp. gonna have to listen very closely. I like his verse on Look At Me Now. I hated that Rell Hip Hop or whatever it was called
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Tatted Diva says:

@ WUT…..THAT’S MY PHUCKING JAM TOO! MY WIFE GETS ALL THIS BIZNIZ WHEN THAT JOINT COMES ON….that & Janet’s “Anytime!” Dayum!
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Have you every heard Tanks song called “Slowly”

That chit will make you jump out your clothes so fast you won’t remember taking them off

“Set the mood light the candles and bring the wine,
I’m wanting you, been having this feeling….

and later he says
“take it off show big daddy what he’s been missing!” AAAAAAHHHHH
and take me on
Yall still crazy

*turns the lights on & slips Wut a mickey*

Wut
Dee1127

“My d**k hit the water when I take a piss” CBreezy
Oh for real?
2know the ledge

*grabs wut and make her rub her hands over my stomach*

Set the mood
light the candles
and bring the wine
I’m wantin you
Been havin this feelin
For sometime now
Come on in
Take off your coat
And stay a while
I Been waiting for this day
Just so we could make love slow
Dee1127

I thought the track was okay…
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Feline Feminine says:

and back @WUT

…I could NEVER be a rapper…’S’s and ‘TH’s getting all fcked up, and saliva building all in the sides of my mouf…
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… okay I tried not to laugh at that… But you so crazy!
mrsloveleigh

ooooh Tatted I still love Janet’s anytime. Such a sexy song. And Rope
Burn off that Velvet Rope Cd

Tie me up tie me down
make me moan real loud
take off my clothes
noone has to know
whispering I wanna feel a soft rope burn
Yall still crazy

Tatted, I think you look very nice for your age! *hi5* because I don’t look my age either!

I thought I saw a “baby wrinkle” forming and I went and bought some $25 oil olay wrinkles concoction! I’m tackling these bishes before they form! Hmmp…
WUTWUZMISSIN!

2know the ledge says:

*grabs wut and make her rub her hands over my stomach*

Set the mood
light the candles
and bring the wine
I’m wantin you
Been havin this feelin
For sometime now
Come on in
Take off your coat
And stay a while
I Been waiting for this day
Just so we could make love slow
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Call the F’ing Fire department… My drawz just instantly combusted….
Feline Feminine

@Tatted

Girlie, you have nothing to worry about, and you DO look GREAT for 36. I’ve got chubby cheeks too and I’ve always hated them, but my mom said that high cheek bones help you look youthful when you start to get older!
mrsloveleigh

@Wut & Tatted that Tank emergency is the business too
Feline Feminine

@mrslove

is that in your gravie?!
Yall still crazy

In the thunderin’ rain
You stare into my eyes
I can feel your hands
Moving up my thighs
Skirt around my waist
Wall against my face
2know the ledge

*turns off tanks slowly and lay wut on the bed and put on jill S crown royal*
BlackBeauti

Did Bow wow momma approve this pic with the receding hairline?…. I guess with a new baby the n!gga got get that child support together..
Eb

Has Bow Wow ever done a song by himself? All his songs feature a male artist
annabraa

@ “prince of hip-hop”. Maybe in a world where soulja boy is king..
WUTWUZMISSIN!

mrsloveleigh says:

@Wut & Tatted that Tank emergency is the business too
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Okay let’s go!!! Pulls up Gravi Rehab Bus for Mrs Love
Early intervention is the key…
mrsloveleigh

maybe i’m crazy but i’m looking foward to getting old. grey hair and all. but i think it’s because i’ve always looked so young still. I’m 32 and combined with being 4’11 i look like a teenager
Tatted Diva

@ WUT…..NO, I HAVEN’T HEARD THAT SONG YET BUT THIS RIGHT HERE, IT’S OLD BUT IT’S MY ISH…….

Your hands on my hips pull me right back to you, I
Catch that thrust give it right back to you, Your
In so deep I’m breathing for you, You
Grab my braids, arch my back high for you, Your
Diesel engine, I’m squirting mad oil
Down on the floor ’til my speakers start to boil
I flip shyt, quick slip, hip dip & i’m twisted
In your hands & your lips & your tongue tricks
And your so thick & your so thick & your so…..
Crown Royal On Ice

…….THAT SHYT RIGHT THERE, WUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!
Feline Feminine

Yall still crazy says:

In the thunderin’ rain
You stare into my eyes
I can feel your hands
Moving up my thighs
Skirt around my waist
Wall against my face

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When this song comes on, the clothes come OFF!
Hard Hitter

Bow gets best non shucking and jiving actor award for his recent performance in a TP movie. Shad did his thang.
2know the ledge

*moves from wut and goes to YALLC and puts on tryese signs of love making*
mrsloveleigh

wut says: Okay let’s go!!! Pulls up Gravi Rehab Bus for Mrs Love
Early intervention is the key…
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I had to change it. I thought the coochie wedding dress was just too much. It was giving Fayla nightmares.
But take a moment to reflect onmy new beauty. bish is sleep ona bench with a dog sitting on her titts
WUTWUZMISSIN!

*Run my hands across Knowledges chest and allow his suit jacket to fall to the floor. Pulls his shirt free from his pants and slips my hands under and caress his chest.
2know the ledge

Tat that crown royal is fire!
Audacious2

“…Prince of R&B” &
“…Prince of Hip-Hop”
So King Usher is somewhere smiling proudly.
Tatted Diva

@ Yall……Thanks for the reassurement. I was one of those girls who never thought she was pretty & it use to trip people out! As for eye ‘ish, I put vaseline under my eyes EVER-RY NIGHT!

@ Loveleigh……Janet could so get the biz-niz BEFORE her cookey cookie started to form!

@ Fefe…… I always hated my cheeks (not the butt ones). My mom is 54 and she still hasn’t gone grey. My late grandmother did not grey until she was 70. I still haven’t found any grey hairs! Lucky I suppose!
Mother Jefferson

Since this is go in on CB day

Shad and Chris need to gone ahead and come out as lovers :homoswitch:

Aint foolin nobody
WUTWUZMISSIN!

*Wraps legs around knowledge and grind a little*
You have your hands full at the moment she will have to wait.
mrsloveleigh

feline says: is that in your gravie?!
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don’t hate onmy gravie lady. she was being a good mama to that dog. snuggled it right up against her bousom. Ole girl was sleep fo-sho though.
head back arms limp and dog on your titties
Tatted Diva

Knowledge….that Tyrese Signs of Love Making…..BOYEEEEEE….THAT SHYT COULD GET SOME FOLK’ INTO STRAIGHT RIDING TROUBLE, YOU HEAR ME?!!!!!!
Yall still crazy
Feline Feminine

Knowledge….that Tyrese Signs of Love Making…..BOYEEEEEE….THAT SHYT COULD GET SOME FOLK’ INTO STRAIGHT RIDING TROUBLE, YOU HEAR ME?!!!!!

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The things I would do to Tyrese!
leapyearpisces

Tat and Smurfette,

I know that’s right!!! I saw a little wrinkle when I smiled about two weeks ago, WHY I went to AVON online and bought the ENTIRE ANEW KIT for the 40 age group (the reversalist) (I’m 35)… :lolol:

I am so paranoid, because I don’t look my age, but my daddy keeps telling me that all this staying up late since I was like 16 (going to bed at 1:00AM is early for me….I think I have chronic insomnia)…and I do drink etc….is all gonna catch up with me… He’s like “Girl, you gonna wake up one day and look like like you’re 65 overnight”….
mrsloveleigh

I’a a Capricorn
I came here to get manish
Oooh I know it’s good
when you start speaking Spanish
2know the ledge

I know tat that is why i put it on.

*turns to wut and puts her up against the wall while legs are wraped around me and and
2know the ledge

And essentially, You’re full of energy after I’m done your still tellin me you want me
I met a gemini, oh what a sex drive
she wanted me From the front back left and the right
Baby I will guarantee to give you everything your body’s missing

These are the signs of love making
Are you that Zodiac Freak
I’ve been looking for a girl you’re sending me
Signs of love making
And you make me say…
ooooh
WUTWUZMISSIN!

*Lowers Jill Scott Crown Royal to give Knowledge a taste of my poetic flavour:

As I sit back and I fantasize
about your, chocolate hips between my carmel thighs
my body gets warm and my girl starts to sing
a song of fantasy of you and me
a wordless conversation with body manipulations
did I ever tell you I was a P H D?
Yall still crazy

Leap & Tat, I got me some real African shea butter(2kinds mixed together) too! I be slathering that ish everywhere. & I heard that the “decollete” is supposed to age quicker (thats the area in between your neck and chest—keep it moist!)

Tat, I always thought highly of myself but get mad when that’s all people see (& don’t get to know you) go figure!
Tatted Diva

@ Leap…..GIRL, YOU GOTTA LET ME KNOW IF THAT ISH WORKS, OKAY!!!! I use to be a late nighter as well and my mom use to tell me I’mma wear myself out! Guess what…..SHE WAS RIGHT!!!! (did i just say that outloud) – A bish can’t even stay up most nights pass 10! REAL SHYT! My girls be mad because I barely go out anymore because a BISH be rett to hit the sack @ 10 on the phucking dot! I use to party hard, coming in @ 4 a.m. & then have to wake up @ 6 a.m. to be at work @ 7:30 a.m…..I WORE MYSELF OUT!!!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Yall still crazy says:

Leap & Tat, I got me some real African shea butter(2kinds mixed together) too! I be slathering that ish everywhere. & I heard that the “decollete” is supposed to age quicker (thats the area in between your neck and chest—keep it moist!)
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I was told to do that too.. Got to keep your neck kissable and your chest pretty! But seriously that part gets alot of sun and you can damage your skin there if you don’t keep it moisturized.
Tatted Diva

@ knowledge…….SOMETIMES I WISH YOU WERE AN AGGRESSIVE FEMALE, SO I COULD GET SLAMMED AGAINST A WALL OR TWO!
leapyearpisces

Smufette,
Yeah, I think is the decollete’ and the hands that are the tell tale signs…so i exfoliate and moisturize my hands like i do my face, the same stuff i used on my face i use on my hands…

My mom will be 59 next month and she has been an avid user of the original Oil of Olay (pink cream) and she used it on her face and neck and she has NOT ONE wrinkle ANYWHRE!!! I hoever, can’t use Oil of Olay because I have severe acne and it breaks me out. So my moisturizers have to be oil free…
Tatted Diva

I have a flabby neck so that ish is for the birds for me!
But also, Black soap…..MY MOM SWEARS BY THAT ISH! She is 54 straight looking like she’s my older sister!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Tatted Diva says:

@ knowledge…….SOMETIMES I WISH YOU WERE AN AGGRESSIVE FEMALE, SO I COULD GET SLAMMED AGAINST A WALL OR TWO!
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I love it when a man knows how to be the right kind of aggressive. Super confident in the sex area. It make me more free do pull up the brakes and hit the gas!!!
2know the ledge

well tat i can’t do it but hell it doesn’t hurt to imagining me doing it to you. *iknowhavenochanceinhellbuticanimagine

lol
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Tatted Diva says:

I have a flabby neck so that ish is for the birds for me!
But also, Black soap…..MY MOM SWEARS BY THAT ISH! She is 54 straight looking like she’s my older sister!
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Yo neck aint Flabby.. Flabby is like a rooster gobble or some chit.. you ain’t no where near time for a lifestyle lift
leapyearpisces

Will do, TAT as soon as I start being consistent with using it EVERY night (I’m bad about that)

Bye, Smurfette!!!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

@knowledge… so you didn’t like my spoken word piece I just created off the cuff for you? I’m hurt… just get off me now… slides off wall and pulls down skirt and pick up cremated drawz and starts to leave…
Yall still crazy

Yes, I heard about that black soap.

Tatted, not your neck. The area were a necklace would fall, above your boobs.

@Wut, confidence is so so sexy! I do agree…
Yall still crazy

Bye Leap
Tatted Diva

@ WUT…….YOUR SO GOOD FOR MY EGO

Usually I’m humble
Right now I don’t choose
You can leave with me
Or you could have the blues
Some call it arrogant
I call it confidant
You decide when you find
On what I’m working with
Damn I know, I’m killing you with them legs
Better yet them thighs
Matter a fact it’s my smile
Or maybe my eyes
Girl you a site to see
Kind of something like me

#bishchestbigasshyt
Tatted Diva

@ Yall…..I WAS BEING SILLY, NILLY!

@ Knowledge…. You can imagine all you need to because I’mma straight beast in that area…..I DON’T SUIT UP TO BE PLAYING GAMES….I approach it like my life depended on it!
2know the ledge

*grabs Wut hands turns her around ass up agains my pelvic area and speak into her ear*

let me please you, taste you scream out my name
desire, lust one in the same
let me take you back up against this wall
making your knees get weak
I plan to make you cum all 7 days of the week.
2know the ledge

Tat you will always get a from me love. Now go push your girl up against a wall and beast that. *imaginingtatandmeifiwasagirlbeastin i’m no slouch myself
Tatted Diva

Taking my curtsy from Knowledge’s applause!
mrsloveleigh

I was watching General Hospital not long ago and an actress, Adrienne Barbeau (she was in that movie Creep Show in the 80’s and was the wife pulled into the crate) was on there and I couldn’t stop looking at her chest and neck. Her face was still good but from the neck to boobs the skin looked like turtle feet
qtipthecat

I wouldn’t call it a lisp, I would say that CB talks with his teeth. WTF happened to Bow Wow’s hairline. I am seeing wall street hair and he’s only in his early 20’s right? #malepatternbaldness
WUTWUZMISSIN!

* Seven day of the week
That sounds so sweet
let me drop to my knees
and put pleasure on repeat
MMM you taste so grand
you barely fit in both hands
Can’t wait to feel the grind
do you want it regular, or from behind?
Tatted Diva

@ Loveleigh…..SHE GET’S AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE THOUGH. That bish is in her 60’s and she had twins when she was 51 y/o!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

qtipthecat says:

I wouldn’t call it a lisp, I would say that CB talks with his teeth. WTF happened to Bow Wow’s hairline. I am seeing wall street hair and he’s only in his early 20?s right? #malepatternbaldness
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Talk with his teeth… That’s even worst!!! Picturing the fireman from In Livin Color… Let Me Tell Ya Sumtin!!! OH hell
2know the ledge

let me take it from behind feel me deeper from within
all this pleasure is an carnal sin.
throw it back, once twice more times than i can count
making me want to say damn girl with a loud shout.
moaning, screaming, speaking all things good.
now cum for me like a grown sexy woman should
qtipthecat

WUTWUZMISSIN! says

Talk with his teeth… That’s even worst!!! Picturing the fireman from In Livin Color… Let Me Tell Ya Sumtin!!! OH hell
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Well in that picture, both their hair looks like Fire Marshall Bill. They both need more people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

wHATS GOING ON IN HERE!
mrsloveleigh

tatted says: @ Loveleigh…..SHE GET’S AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE THOUGH. That bish is in her 60?s and she had twins when she was 51 y/o!

wow i didn’t know she had babies so late. I thought everything else looked good though. her shape was still pretty nice and face looked good
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Don’t wanna cum right now the pleasures to good
Let’s get a little freaker and take it straigh hood
Grab my hair daddy and spank me lightly
Tell me it feels real good as my muscles grip you tightly
I feel you throbbing inside my walls
I know your about to cum your self from all the wild calls
You saying Yes girl give that shyt to me
I grab my ankles so you can see..
WUTWUZMISSIN!

qtipthecat says:

WUTWUZMISSIN! says

Talk with his teeth… That’s even worst!!! Picturing the fireman from In Livin Color… Let Me Tell Ya Sumtin!!! OH hell
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Well in that picture, both their hair looks like Fire Marshall Bill. They both need more people.
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CFREE

2know the ledge says:

let me take it from behind feel me deeper from within
all this pleasure is an carnal sin.
throw it back, once twice more times than i can count
making me want to say damn girl with a loud shout.
moaning, screaming, speaking all things good.
now cum for me like a grown sexy woman should
WUTWUZMISSIN!

ALBoy says:

wHATS GOING ON IN HERE!

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Nothin… Im behaving as usual
*straighten halo*
CFREE

Ya’ll are doing the most in here! wow *gets comfy*
CFREE

ALBOY where u been nig?
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Well it’s been fun and real sexy in here today but I gotta go…
Bye yall!!!

Thanks for the ride Knowledge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ Cfree working
CFREE

ALboy wheretheydothatat.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

@ Cfree I spoke to you this morning I got Ignored again though I know how it is when you Boo’ed up though *BrandNew
http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

It’s not the worst but it ain’t the best track either
CFREE

who me? boo’d up??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

You forgot rule #1 Never Let Them Claim You In Public!
kdominique*

they both sound like someone else on this track. i heard a rick ross flow… & an ace hood flow. i hate when rappers sounds alike.

but bow wow referring to himself as wizzle? how am i supposed to take these dudes seriously?
trenee

i don’t think bow wow is all that great as an adult. he was just cute when he first came out…
iyonah

Chillllllllllllll Chris
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!!! YALL NAAAASTY!!