How embarrassing…

Earlier this week, two NY women brawled over a subway seat — and it was all caught on tape. The fracas appeared to start when one hoodrat, a mom with a baby stroller, pulled out a pocket sized can of mace and sprayed another subway rider in the face.

Subway passengers scatter as fists fly and the hair pulling begins. As the women brawl, screams of “Where’s the baby?” fill the air. Meanwhile, the unattended baby stroller rolls out the door and onto the subway platform. Concerned passengers are seen running after the runaway stroller as the fisticuffs continue. Luckily, the baby wasn’t injured.

Eventually, female passengers try to break up the altercation, but only after an elderly gentleman intervened first.

When it’s all over, the aggressor (the one who was maced and who ultimately won the fight) picks up her wig off the filthy floor and dusts it off. The moral of the story is: if you’re going to pull out a can of whip azz on a crazy bish, make sure it’s the industrial strength kind that will put her on the floor and clear out the entire subway car.