Update: Tiger Woods not making announcement on Monday

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According to Yahoo Sport, the golf world is buzzing about a special announcement that Tiger Woods is set to make at 11 a.m. today.

Speculation and rumors abound that Woods, 35, who hasn’t won a tournament in 2 years, will call it quits and retire for good from the sport that made him a billionaire.

Woods’ storied career ended in spectacular fashion in November 2009 when he crashed his SUV into a tree outside his home a day after a tabloid published a story that he was having an affair.

In the following weeks, more loose women tumbled out of Woods’ golf bag, and Woods checked himself into a sex rehab. Woods’ corporate sponsors began a mass exodus for the door, and his long suffering wife, Elin, filed for divorced and left with the couple’s children, Sam Alexis, 4, and Charlie Axel, 2.

The fact that a narcissist like Woods is even calling a press conference, rather than issuing a press release, gives some indication that his announcement will be huge.

Or maybe Tiger is set to end the speculation about his ethnicity once and for all by admitting that he’s black?

Lol, I threw that last one in as a joke. :) Stay tuned for more details on Woods’ announcement.

Update:

According to the Associated Press, Updated: Monday, July 11, 5:35 AM:
Tiger Woods’ agent says the golfer is not making any announcements Monday. Mark Steinberg was responding to rumors late Sunday that Woods was making an unspecified announcement Monday morning on Golf Channel.

Steinberg told The Associated Press on Monday: “There’s an erroneous report that he’s making an announcement, but he’s not.”

Photo: INF PHOTO

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208 Responses to “Update: Tiger Woods not making announcement on Monday”

  1. 1
    xamaycan says:

    Hmm wonder what the annoucement is as well….but is it just me, or is Tioger looking a little sexy with the beard?! :shrugs:


  2. 2
    jazi65 says:

    He’s not going anywhere. He may take the rest of the season off but retire? no way!


  3. 3
    xamaycan says:

    *Tiger

    And I predict he is retiring…I mean what else can it be


  4. 4
    lovezoe says:

    He’s too proudful to announce his retirement. He probably will just take time off for the rest of the year, or say he needs surgery.


  5. 5

    He has nothin left to prove so why not


  6. 6
    bnatural says:

    Tiger looks good in that picture because his bug eyes are covered up….

    And as far as him retiring…I would be somewhat shocked. He’s extremely competitive and I seriously doubt he would retire right now….his legacy is far too great for him to have a Bret Favre-like implosion….


  7. 7
    xamaycan says:

    Oh yea…Closing on my FIRST home tomorrow!! Whoo Hooo!! Uberly Excited! :cheers:


  8. 8
    xamaycan says:

    @LaLa…Sup!


  9. 9
    xamaycan says:

    @bnatural…you have a point he is very competitive to throw in the towl now, but what do you think his annoucement is?


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    Sandra Rose says:

    Or maybe Tiger is set to end the speculation about his ethnicity once and for all by admitting that he’s black?
    ___

    :rofl: :lol:


  11. 11

    @xamaycan

    Congrats girlie!

    I closed on my first home about 6 months ago, it’s such a rewarding and relieving process…


  12. 12
    bnatural says:

    xamaycan says:

    @bnatural…you have a point he is very competitive to throw in the towl now, but what do you think his annoucement is?
    ————————-

    I think it’s in relation to his knee and Achilles injuries as well as his connection with that doctor who is under investigation. I do think that he will take more time off from golf, but I would be floored if he were to retire today. If he did, he wouldn’t stay away too long.


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    eastpointvet says:

    i think he needs to take time off and let his body heal and make the final run at taking the record


  15. 15
    xamaycan says:

    @ Feline…Thanks hun! Yes it definitely is! Glad the stress will be over

    @bnatural…yea he seems to young and at the top of his game to call it quits…he probably just needs a year off or so to get back on his game


  16. 16
    Fayla says:

    Luscious One :yahoo: Sup bew? :kiss:


  17. 17
    xamaycan says:

    And congrats to you too Feline!! :cheers:


  18. 18
    kingstonn says:

    didn’t read the comments, but why does he have to call a press conference to announce he’s quitting? wouldn’t it be more beneficial to save time and just fade away into the distance? :shrug:


  19. 19
    Fayla says:

    Congrats “X” on ur house :cheers:


  20. 20

    Hey X, FeFe, Fayla and errbody else!
    Fayla my inspection is in an hr and a half and I’m nervous as fck! They may not recognize the stunningness that is I!!


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    mirsmommy says:

    Maybe he’s announcing that he’s doing a reality show where he’s looking for love????

    Or maybe he’s announcing that he needs more Hooters hoes???? :shrugs:


  22. 22
    xamaycan says:

    Thank you Fayla:-)


  23. 23
    Fayla says:

    Oh, on-topic, I’m thinking he’s gonna retire as well.. :lol: @Sandra u know his caublasian arse aint admitting no such a thang!!
    Anyone else seen the previews of Affion’s new show (produced by Jamie Foxx) where he plays Tiger? Looks just like him!!


  24. 24
    mirsmommy says:

    Good Morning :waves:


  25. 25
    Fayla says:

    Luscious u r gonna do GREAT! I was gonna ask u if it’s over yet. They BETTA recognize!!


  26. 26
    Hard Hitter says:

    Top 10 things Tiger may say:
    1. I just saved alot on my car insurance
    2. I just slept at a Holiday Inn Select
    3. $500.00 to the winner of the “she gotta donk” contest tonight
    4. I cannot live a lie, “yes”, I like frank and beans
    5. She said she was 18
    6. But the kid is not my son
    7. You should really go out and support Flockavelli
    8. Im not black, “see, I’m lighter than George Hamilton”
    9. After-party at my house
    10. Those werent roids, I was just getting b u t t injections to give you something bigger to kiss
    **Bonus** – I hurt my leg planking


  27. 27
    Fayla says:

    Mirrrrsss!! Sup guhl :waves:


  28. 28
    Fayla says:

    HH u stoopid! :lol: GM :waves:


  29. 29

    Congrats X!!!!
    Hey Meerkat!


  30. 30
    Fayla says:

    Oh & @X..ok u know good & dayum well Tiger & sexy don’t EEM go in the same sentence!! :lol: I have NEVER found him attractive..esp. now :shrug:


  31. 31
    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyyy Fay :waves: What it do?????


  32. 32

    Fayla, when they come in my office maybe I should give that “What the fck yall want” look to show my domminance!


  33. 33
    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    LOL @ hard hitter

    everytime I see tiger woods I think about the Dave Chappel skit. Good bye fried rice, hello fried chicken. Fo shizzle lol


  34. 34
    spongebobfan says:

    11. I just slept with a black girl for the first time


  35. 35
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Good Morning X….Great Gravi & Congrats!
    GM Luscious and everyone else!

    X, After I saw Tiger on this one magazine cover looking all thugged out w/his chest out and a scully on, I dayum near pee’d myself!


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    spongebobfan says:

    lol@ laci
    on twitter tiger said “well at least i was number 1 pick”


  38. 38
    mirsmommy says:

    Luscious!!!!!! :yahoo: Heyyyy guhl!!!


  39. 39
    Fayla says:

    :rofl: Naw Luscious just have that lip gloss popping & smile :rofl:
    give ‘em “innocent”


  40. 40
    mirsmommy says:

    xamaycan says:

    Oh yea…Closing on my FIRST home tomorrow!! Whoo Hooo!! Uberly Excited!
    ____________

    Congrats :cheer:


  41. 41
    mirsmommy says:

    @Luscious, show em runs chit!!!!!!! :cheer1:


  42. 42
    mirsmommy says:

    :oops: @Luscious, show em who runs chit!!!!!! :cheer1:


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    StillASassyOne says:

    “And this is for you chipper somethings… that’s high on life, baby put me on your flight…”

    :danban:

    Morning folx! :waves:


  44. 44
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Luscious, I don’t know what’s going on, but whatever it is, YOU’LL DO GREAT!

    GM Mirs, HH, East, Sponge, etc.


  45. 45

    @xamaycan

    Thanks!

    Morning @mirs and @HH :hi:


  46. 46
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    SASO……..MY SCRAPPIN’ MAMI!!! :bow: @ the “ALMIGHTY FISTICUFFS!”


  47. 47
    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyy FeFe, Tatted, X, East, Love, Sponge, Sassy, BNatural, HH, Kingstonn, Mirs, Lacy (are you new??), Jazi, Fay, Luscious :waves:


  48. 48
    xamaycan says:

    @ HH LMAO U kill me
    @ Mirs and LALA thank you

    @ my Tatted-boo! Thank you bew-ski:-) Yess, I knew I wasnt the only one :wink:
    @ Fayla! LOL I never thought he was cute until this pic :shrugs: I dont know what it is…beards do something to me


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    xamaycan says:

    Morrniinnning Mirs and Morniiinnnggss SASSY!


  51. 51
    Fayla says:

    Sup Sassiness aka Laptop Lolita :lol: how was ur weekend?


  52. 52
    Fayla says:

    @X I’m with u on the beard thing, I LOVES a man with hair on his face :yes: …I’ll admit it does take Tiger up a notch, him just cyan be sexsi to me, to matta him do! :lol:


  53. 53
    StillASassyOne says:

    Morning Mirs, Tatted, Fefe, Xamay & Fayla!


  54. 54
    PAHairston says:

    Hello All. HUGE announcement for HUGE money he’s made, walking round a field hitting a little, white ball. Only in America can professional athletes, actors/entertainers become billionaires, only in America. Make a difference Tiger, make a difference. Peace.


  55. 55
    Fayla says:

    *no matta wut him do*


  56. 56
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Fayla
    It was okay….not the best but not the worst….it’s much better than being stuck here at work though.


  57. 57
    OHoney says:

    HardH comment #26 :rofl:
    Good morning lovelies


  58. 58
    ValerieB1 says:

    @ auntie Sandra, any pics from Monica wedding? she just had another ceremony?

    and

    how do I change my profile pic?


  59. 59
    MsOnederful says:

    you gotta love Sandra’s wording!

    Woods’ storied career ended in spectacular fashion in November 2009 when he crashed his SUV into a tree outside his home a day after a tabloid published a story that he was having an affair.

    In the following weeks, more loose women TUMBLED OUT of Woods’ GOLF BAG, and Woods checked himself into a sex rehab.

    I literally imagined a large Golf Bag and imagined woman tumbling out. San I almost pee’d on myself at my desk. LMAO


  60. 60
    Fayla says:

    I feel u Sassy, I had to work Saturday & it SUX BALLS!!!

    GM OHoney :hug:


  61. 61
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    GM Honey “Love!” My attempt at R. Kelly & Public Announcement! LOL


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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    @ SASO & Fay Fay….I’m lucky in that aspect. I have a strict Mon-Friday, 7:30 a.m to 4:30 p.m. EST schedule! YUUUUP (Trey Unsung)


  64. 64
    Fayla says:

    @Valerie, click on the Gravatar link at the bottom of the page, sign up using the same email u used for SR, & follow instructions..


  65. 65
    Hard Hitter says:

    Fayla, Spongebob, Tatted, Lolita, X, Mirs, Feline
    Que passa!


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    OHoney says:

    I came here looking for the pictures we were promised on Twitter last night :waiting:


  68. 68
    Hard Hitter says:

    Laci
    Good morning


  69. 69
    Fayla says:

    TaBew, how bout today starts a 12 day stretch for me! I won’t get another off day till next Saturday :crying:
    I’d beat a bish azz for that schedule!!!


  70. 70

    Fayla I just mean mugged one of the inspectors as he walked by to show my authority!


  71. 71
    ValerieB1 says:

    @Fayla, thank you hun:)


  72. 72
    StillASassyOne says:

    Morning Ohoney!!

    :danban: <— *me bumping my copy of "4" that I acquired*

    "This is for them 20s somethings,
    Time really moves fast, you were just sixteen.
    This is for them 30s somethings,
    That didn't turn out exactly how your mom and dad wanted you to be.
    This is for them 40s somethings,
    Well raise up your glass and laugh like a muthafukker.
    This is for them 50s somethings,
    Hell, you're halfway there, baby take it to the head.

    I'm not a teacher, but I can teach you something.
    Not a preacher, but we can pray if you wanna.
    Aint a doctor, but I can make you feel better.
    But I'm great at writing physical love letters.
    I'm a freak, all day, a-a-all night.
    Ohh, high, top-flight, boy, outta sight.
    And I'm crazy, all day, a-a-all night.
    Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?"


  73. 73
    Hard Hitter says:

    OHoney
    Hope all is well


  74. 74
    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    @ mirsmommy

    no ma’am! I’ve been here for about 4 or 5 months, but this is the first time I was able to put up a picture.

    @ spongebob

    :hahaha: thats too funny


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    MsOnederful says:

    Feline Feminine in the flesh says:

    @xamaycan
    Congrats girlie!
    I closed on my first home about 6 months ago, it’s such a rewarding and relieving process…

    Congrats girlies and the good news is God Forbid, but if you were to ever loose your income. Obama has extended the foreclosure process from 4 months of missing mortgage payments to 12 months. (So, that it gives the owner(s) more time to find work and play catch up) My sister just lost her house that she had built from the ground up and this law was passed just days after the constable had to come and literally take her out of her home.


  77. 77
    mirsmommy says:

    OHoney!!!!! :yahoo:

    I see I spoke to Luscious twice, aint she aint even speak back. :yes: <—- head nod. I see how some folks do.


  78. 78
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Fay, I know…I’m blessed!


  79. 79
    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    good morning Hard Hitter

    good morning my SR family :hug:


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    Krissy says:

    Maybe he got a new set of golf clubs, or is he finally coming clean about actually wanting a black women!?! :thinking:


  81. 81
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Tatted
    Yeah- I work Mon-Fri, 7:30 (8) – 4 PM as well. VERY strict on that.

    @Brown
    Hey, my beautiful baby boo!! :kiss:


  82. 82

    MEERKAT
    PLEASE SEE COMMENT 29!

    I’ll wait for you to show me your new boobs as an apology :waiting:


  83. 83
    Fayla says:

    :rofl: Luscious!!! *in my Cartman from South Park voice* “RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!” :rofl:


  84. 84
    OHoney says:

    The pictures from the wedding sexy lips :wink:


  85. 85
    Fayla says:

    Krissy says:

    Maybe he got a new set of golf clubs, or is he finally coming clean about actually wanting a black women!?!
    ________________
    Unless black is the new code word for yt, it ain’t gone happen Cpt! :nono: I would bet $1 he ain’t neva even been with one..


  86. 86
    mirsmommy says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    MEERKAT
    PLEASE SEE COMMENT 29!

    I’ll wait for you to show me your new boobs as an apology
    _________________________

    :oops: *shakes :boobs: at you.

    But let’s not call this an apology.
    #stubbornashell

    :lol:


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    xamaycan says:

    @ Fayla :yes: we are —->>here<<—–

    @MsOne..that is so sad to hear:-( I cant imagine that happening to me:-(


  88. 88
    Fayla says:

    OHoney we tambout Mo?


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :shrug: Maybe Tiger’s going to hold a Magic Johnson type of press conference :shrug:

    #hewashoin’
    #wrapitupkids


  90. 90
    Yall still crazy says:

    Good morning Brown, Mirs, Sassy, Fay, Honey & XYZ :waves:


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    Hard Hitter says:

    Krissy and Fayla
    Does C. Barkley count as a bl@ck woman?


  92. 92
    Fayla says:

    :rofl: @ YALL :hailnaw:

    @Val, no prob hun ;)


  93. 93
    ValerieB1 says:

    @Fayla, thanks a million. Now I have a picture :yahoo:


  94. 94
    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyy Yall :waves: What it do????


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    Fayla says:

    :dead: @HH y u say that???


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    @MsOnederful

    That’s so unfortunate! I’ll keep ur sister in my prayers! :pray:


  97. 97

    FAYLA
    you know it!
    RESPECT MY MFCKIN AUTHORITIE!


  98. 98
    Fayla says:

    Aww, look at Val looking all sweet as pie in that gravi ;)


  99. 99
    Fayla says:

    LMAO!! that’s how i mean to spell it Luscious :lol:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    M, “it” still ain’t did nothing :lol:

    *sends Brown a box full of COURAGE for her inspection*
    #fakeittillyoumakeit

    @Fayla, that wouldn’t surprise you? #notme


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    Krissy says:

    @Fayla :yes: , you can tell by his lack of swag that he has never been blessed by a black women. Can you imagine him trying to turn a women on! :no:


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    Hard Hitter says:

    Fayla
    Chuck and Tiger are bff’s and the Round Mound been getting on my nerves with his hating lately.


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    MsOnederful says:

    @xamycan yes my sister crazy butt left behind a house in New Jersey that she owned (but had not quite paid off) because she what do you call it? Took equity out of it to have her a house built down in Texas. Mind you she did all of this with no JOB. This was back in 2008. Shortly after that (the move to TX)the NJ house went into foreclosure. She did not care though because she had her Palacios estate down in Texas. The bad news was she never found that “cushy” job that could/would cover her mortgage. She exhausted all her savings and just a few weeks ago they came to put her out. She’s now in a “Room” I feel so bad, but she did this to her self. Shoulda just kept the house in NJ which she had under control. I spoke to her and she goes if only Obama could have passed the law a few weeks earlier she would have been able to save her house :(


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    MsOnederful says:

    aww thanks feline big hugs!


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    mirsmommy says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    M, “it” still ain’t did nothing
    __________

    :lol:


  108. 108

    YALL
    I’m good! These mfckas gon learn to repect me!


  109. 109
    Hard Hitter says:

    So what happened to my man Pacman Jones?


  110. 110
    Yall still crazy says:

    :hi: Hey Fi!

    WC about tiger woods.

    Random: Just decided-I’ll be going to pick up my very first Beyonce album today…


  111. 111
    Yall still crazy says:

    That’s right Brown! *hi-five w/both hands* Get Em Girl…..


  112. 112

    HA! HA! HA! HA!
    My evil coworker just got wrote up!!!!!
    KARMA IS A MFCKA! :rofl:


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    Krissy says:

    Hard Hitter says:

    Krissy and Fayla
    Does C. Barkley count as a bl@ck woman?

    :ghost:


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    Fayla says:

    @YALL u gots me rollin ova here mk! Nah if he did have “the package” I don’t see him spilling for the world to know.. :no: but i don’t don’t it’s possible as much shagging as he was doing..

    @Krissy :dead: at the THOUGHT of Tiger tryna turn NTbody on LMAO! *in my best boring yt man voice* “Oh yeah babycakes I’d love to stick my “club” in ur “holes”…NOPE! I just can’t see it!!


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    Yall still crazy says:

    M, not funny *sad face, pouting, and stomping* Nobody’s worthy. HmmmP

    #sooohawny


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :dead: at the THOUGHT of Tiger tryna turn NTbody on LMAO!
    _________________________________________________________

    :cosign: smh


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    OHoney says:

    I wanna give thanks to the people who recently added their real pics as their gravi. We here at SR were known to have some of the sexiest women posters…..I thought we lost the title for a while there :coffee:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    Fay, dem hoes would be racing to the Dr. with the quickness! I really hope that’s not the case, but what could be so big to need a press conference?! :shrug:

    #itwouldntshockmeatallnowthatithinkaboutit


  119. 119
    Fayla says:

    @HH STFU they BF’s..hmmm makes sense..neither could be bother with a blk woman so they prolly just swap yt girl stories all day..Chuck’s h8n azz DOES irk my nerves, altho he’s comical at times..

    So Luscious karma slapped yo co-worker’s azz b4 u had to huh?

    @OHoney i sure do wanna see the pix i LOVES me some Mo :love:


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    *in my best boring yt man voice* “Oh yeah babycakes I’d love to stick my “club” in ur “holes”…NOPE! I just can’t see it!!
    ___

    :ghost:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    *whispers* to Honey, I’s fine&sexy too *girl scouts honor sign* :rofl: just don’t want my photo up #reputation (should be working) :rofl:

    A few folks have seen me on here though :grill:

    #ineverwasagirlscoutthough :lol:


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    ValerieB1 says:

    @Fayla, yeah Im an Angel! Thank you so much


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    Honey
    So you sayin SR got some Unfortunately Faced or Facially Challenged posters?????


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    Yall still crazy says:

    No tiger updates Auntie?!?! :shrug:

    What are you doing?
    #nosey


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    Fayla says:

    I wanna give thanks to the people who recently added their real pics as their gravi. We here at SR were known to have some of the sexiest women posters…..I thought we lost the title for a while there
    _______________
    there are BEAUTIFUL women here, inside & out :yes: ..now if I could humbly request u to put that ravishing one u had back up :whistle:
    “Gimme that Honey Loooooooove”


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    Yall still crazy says:

    A few folks have seen me on here though
    ________________________________
    Oh really?!?!?!?!?! Guess I’m not a part of the “in” crowd


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    Yall still crazy says:

    smh Brown’s so messy :hahaha:


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    Fayla says:

    :crying: I aint seent YALL :crying:


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    there are BEAUTIFUL women here, inside & out ..now if I could humbly request u to put that ravishing one u had back up
    “Gimme that Honey Loooooooove”
    __

    :cosign: that side pic with the thighs out was HAWT! :thumbsup:


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    OHoney says:

    :2dance: <<<< me dancing to Fayla's song
    @Yall, ain't she though?
    *sits in the "Nice people on SR.com" lounge chair*


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    Yall still crazy says:

    *hands Brown her VIP “in crowd” badge* <–Wear this to your mtg today!mk..

    Nah, I think only Man and Cha were on that day… I'll send you a pic a lunch :wink: Is that better?


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    Hard Hitter says:

    Tiger Woods + Michelle Wie = Miguel


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    Yall still crazy says:

    Sowwy Fay, we will set a date and time for “my unveiling” :rofl: (when it’s dead-er than a mug on here). #promise


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    CFREE says:

    :blink: dare i say it!! Tiger is lookn good in that pic! :kiss:
    those lips!

    MORNING FOLKS :waves:


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    Fayla says:

    @FeFe, wasn’t it guhl?? :yes:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    Hard Hitter says:

    Tiger Woods + Michelle Wie = Miguel
    ——————————————-
    HH begin walking that a’way—–> :kona:


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    Krissy says:

    @Honey :hahaha:


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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Never been a fan of Tiger so if he’s retiring o well I don’t give two f*ucks…

    Tatted you look gorgeous boo :yes:
    Feline :waves:
    Mutherphucking Sassy :waves:
    Fayla :waves:
    X congrats on your house :waves:


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    Fayla says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    Sowwy Fay, we will set a date and time for “my unveiling” (when it’s dead-er than a mug on here). #promise
    _____________
    :rofl: & :( ok Imma wait (although i HATE waiting #impatient)

    C-Wifey :shocked: damn bish lookin GOOD!!! :hump:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :cosign: with Honey’s booty thigh pic. Hot like Fire!!!
    ————————————————————-

    Hey Cfree :dance: <–to the sound of Hammer's Turn this Motha Out!


  144. 144
    CFREE says:

    Hard Hitter says:

    So what happened to my man Pacman Jones?

    Yeah i heard that miscreant got locked up again, 4 what i dont know :shrug:


  145. 145
    mirsmommy says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    A few folks have seen me on here though
    ________________________________
    Oh really?!?!?!?!?! Guess I’m not a part of the “in” crowd
    __________

    Me neither. Why is that @YALL????? :waiting:


  146. 146
    Fayla says:

    GAGirl :yahoo: sup bew?

    :offtopic:
    Tell me y my only yt boyfriend hit me up on FB last nigth (from 8th grade)?? How did he find ME?? (no maiden name on FB) & y he lookin gr8 :heart:


  147. 147
    Yall still crazy says:

    I went back to look at tiger and STILL I get nothing :shrug:

    *begins to think of things that would upgrade him*

    #nottalkingaboutmoney


  148. 148
    Ty says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Or maybe Tiger is set to end the speculation about his ethnicity once and for all by admitting that he’s black?
    _________________________________________________________________________
    Auntie,

    Tiger will be the first to tell you that he is not black he is Caublasian (Caucasian, black, and Asian) :rofl:


  149. 149
    Fayla says:

    AHEM *i guess my E-Wife don’t see me cuz I’m in black & white*


  150. 150
    Dee1127 says:

    Good Morning SR Fam

    I got a case of the Mondays already… :coffee: <<– green tea


  151. 151
    OHoney says:

    :wail: ya’ll don’t like my jar of Honey??


  152. 152
    Yall still crazy says:

    M(apparently that’s what I’m calling you today.lol), See # 133 & 135.

    Stop looking at me, tapping like that :grill:


  153. 153
    Hard Hitter says:

    CFree
    My dude is k!lling me. But he was in a neck brace and celebrating his wife’s Bday and (according to him) a chick just came out of nowhere and slapped his wife.


  154. 154
    CFREE says:

    :wink: @FAY FAY :boobs:

    O’HONEY’S BOOTY THIGH PIC :champ:

    @Ya’ll i seent that face, i know its got to be purty-ful tho :hug:


  155. 155
    Fayla says:

    Fuggin :dead: at Ty’s gravi :casket:


  156. 156
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    @ HH…..YOU MAKE ME SICK! :rofl:

    GM GAGIRL….that foot is looking awfully edible (I don’t do feet but Dayum) :yes:

    @ Fay Fay….he hit you up bc you got that “butter love!” Even though he didn’t get to experience that in the EIIFF GRADE! :nono:

    @ Cfree….Good morning, my Easter Chocolate Bunny! (can we get a hopping bunny emoticon)???????


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  158. 158
    Yall still crazy says:

    Honey, we like it, but that other one…. *takes breath* was rather nice…


  159. 159
    GAGIRL87 says:

    Cfree :hug:

    @ Fayla you were special boo he remembered you from all these years :love:


  160. 160
    Ty says:

    ((((O Honey)))) Give me some of that honey and some Henn black so I can spike my coffee. I can’t seem to get it together this morning :(


  161. 161
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    TY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATECHU PHUCKING GRAVI! :rofl: :hahaha:


  162. 162
    Fayla says:

    @Honey :hailnaw: in comparison to u! :nono:

    That’s more like it Wifey :boobs:


  163. 163
    Ty says:

    @ Fay…u don’t like the LoveChild LOL


  164. 164
    CFREE says:

    Um okay Pac Man, sure.. :coffee:
    :lol:


  165. 165
    kimip84 says:

    I just read that his agent said there is no announcement on ESPN.

    Good Monrning SR fam!!!


  166. 166
  167. 167
    Yall still crazy says:

    *clears throat while Tatted begins sending me my personal hello*
    ——————————————

    Thanks@ Cfree #humble :grill:


  168. 168
    Ty says:

    @ Tatted :yahoo: U don’t like the LoveChild either :(


  169. 169
    Mamacita says:

    @SANDRA

    Can we get a :newpost: ????

    No one cares about Tiger…seriously…Thanks!


  170. 170
    Yall still crazy says:

    @Kimi, tiger’s probably reading our comments, and fool got scared…

    :rofl:


  171. 171
    Hard Hitter says:

    Tiger said that “forget what you heard, the real reason he got a divorce from Elin is because since she married him, he suddenly realized that she must be a n!gg@ lover!”


  172. 172
    doubleaa says:

    Good Morning :waves:


  173. 173
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    GM “Ever So Lovely, Ya’ll! You most Gracious, Plankable, Gorgeous Smurfette Beauty!” I bow to your royalty nay-chure! :bow:


  174. 174
    Yall still crazy says:

    Say it again Mamacita! :thumbsup: (next time in caps)

    matter=weight that takes up space=tigerwoods


  175. 175
    CFREE says:

    :hug: @Tatted *hops over in a easter basket*

    Fay you know what it is bew :yes:

    GAGUHL :hug: back at ya!


  176. 176
    Fayla says:

    @TaBew & GA, yall how bout i was cwazy bout him 2! neva forgot him, he was the sweetest guy & that’s exactly what he said, he neva forgot me either, I was like AWWW. & TaBew he damn shole wasn’t gettin SHAT in 8th grade! Now few years lata..it mighta been on & poppin! :rofl:


  177. 177
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Ty….Um, NO!


  178. 178
    CFREE says:

    :hi: @double, dont believe we’ve met.. how do u do??


  179. 179
    Yall still crazy says:

    *sends Tatted Exclusive 1 in the world Mink and Panda mixed eyelashes* :lol:


  180. 180
    Krissy says:

    @GA girl, those SHOES!!!! :love:


  181. 181
    Fayla says:

    Hard Hitter says:

    Tiger said that “forget what you heard, the real reason he got a divorce from Elin is because since she married him, he suddenly realized that she must be a n!gg@ lover!”
    ____________
    a la Dave Chappelle?? :hahaha: :rofl:


  182. 182
    CFREE says:

    :hahaha: @HH #171


  183. 183
    Yall still crazy says:

    :welcome: Double A

    Is that your bra size? #smalltalk :shrug:


  184. 184
    Fayla says:

    @Ty HAIL NAW & YSo is prolly praying to beysus right now 4 u to take it down! :rofl:


  185. 185
    Fayla says:

    YALL! I CAN’T STAND U TODAY!! #smalltalk?? :rofl:


  186. 186
    Dee1127 says:

    Morning Luscious, hows you be??


  187. 187
    mirsmommy says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    M(apparently that’s what I’m calling you today.lol), See # 133 & 135.

    Stop looking at me, tapping like that
    ___________

    :waiting:


  188. 188
    Yall still crazy says:

    #smalltalk :yes: *innocent face*

    OAN: 1. Post new’s title :lol:
    2. The icecream cone girl must’ve gotten mad because her and the other chicks are now blobbed out of the dwade/gabbystilltogether post… :rofl: #thatswhatyougetforbeingallfranticandshyt


  189. 189
    mirsmommy says:

    *adds Tatted and Ty to my “To Be :shank: ” list*

    Tatted cuz she ain’t speak back yet, and Ty cuz of that gravi!!!!


  190. 190
    Yall still crazy says:

    M, what can I do for you to stop mean mugging me?!?!


  191. 191
    Hard Hitter says:

    CFree and Fayla
    #realtalk


  192. 192
    Yall still crazy says:

    :newpost: is up!


  193. 193
    mirsmommy says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    M, what can I do for you to stop mean mugging me?!?!
    _____________

    Ahem!!!! :waiting:


  194. 194
    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Fayla tell me more is there a date in the works :popcorn:
    @ Krissy you like em dey cute? lol :yes:


  195. 195
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    GM MIRS! I spoke to you on the old post….right before this one. Now PUH-LEEZE take that ka-nife outta my head bc i’m getting a splitting headache! :rofl:


  196. 196
    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ yall and mirs :hey:


  197. 197
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Thank you Ya’ll! (giggling like a school girl)


  198. 198

    GUESS WHO PASSED WITH FLYIN COLORS :danban:


  199. 199
    Ty says:

    mirsmommy says:

    *adds Tatted and Ty to my “To Be ” list*

    Tatted cuz she ain’t speak back yet, and Ty cuz of that gravi!!!!
    ________________________________________________________________________

    LOL @ Mirs….step away from the knife :rofl:


  200. 200
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Congrats Lusc….AND THE NEMESIS GOT WROTE UP TOO?!

    #Luscious=’swinning!


  201. 201
    lovezoe says:

    He punked out.


  202. 202
    doubleaa says:

    @CFREE…hey girl! We haven’t officially met before… I’m in “lurk” mode a lot! LOL
    @Y’ALLSTILLCRAZY…..No!!! Those are my initials!! (no offense to the AA cups out there) :hahaha:


  203. 203
    mirsmommy says:

    :lol: Heyyyyy Tatted, and GA, and Ty (even though I’m gonna keep my shank close cuz that gravi is slowly trying to kill me) :lol:


  204. 204
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Good, whew, then I’m in the clear!


  205. 205
    LaTechGrad02 says:

    The big announcement is that he and his current agent are signing to a new management company. Where’s an Evelyn Lozada t-shirt when you need it?


  206. 206

    I don’t think the Black Community is willing to accept Tiger at this moment. I mean he can fill out an application for blackness, which we will review in due time. But as of right now the community is closed… We are actually in the process of kickin folks out.


  207. 207
    songstress08 says:

    The announcement is he and his manager are changing management teams. They are separating with ING.


  208. 208
    omina-homina says:

    “Or maybe Tiger is set to end the speculation about his ethnicity once and for all by admitting that he’s black?”

    ————-

    I’m so late, but I really did lol!


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