Celebs Out About: Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Williams, Baby, aka Birdman, Kim Porter
Kim Kardashian was spotted leaving the Agent Provocateur store in Los Angeles, California yesterday with a huge gold shopping bag full of goodies. The store accommodated the soon-to-be wife of NBA star Kris Humphries by opening up after hours just so she could shop in peace (and spends thousands of dollars in reality TV show cash).
One of rap mogul Sean Combs’ concubines, Kim Porter, was seen leaving the Villa Blanca restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA where she dined with friends yesterday. The 45-year-old beauty spends her days leisurely shopping for trinkets while her brood are in school. Porter and her kids live in a 9,655-square-foot, six bedroom mansion that Combs purchased for her in Toluca Lake, California.
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The azz pads on her look atro..attro… Dem shyts is ugly!!!
I have no words for the people in this post….
I’m digging Kim’s look….I love those sunglasses
Auntie can you find out what those are? Thanks!
sexy sexy seductive kim,
your excessive working out to promote your trimspa deal is making your azz to thigh ratio look off. I am dissapointed that you are putting your banging body at risk, so consider this an intervention. Kim you are too sexy to be overlooking obvious flaws like that and i am sad. Please to not taint what used to be the object of my affection. thanks in advance. lol
Kim Porter that is…not Kim K
And?
So… I have found my campain song…
Evelyn Champagne King’s “Love Come Down”
No sleep last night
Been dreaming of you
Please hold me tight
‘Cause I can’t help the way that I feel
I just can’t help the way that I feel
Deep in the night
You took my heart
Now danger’s in sight
‘Cause I can’t help the way that I feel
I just can’t help the way that I feel
Do do dit dit dit dit dit dit do do do
Baby you make my love come down
You make my love come down
Make it come all the way down
Oh you make my love come down
Baby you make my love come down
You make my love come down
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
The azz pads on her look atro..attro… Dem shyts is ugly!!!
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Should we feel insulted that she continues to wear those pads even though we know they’re fake?
Notice how she rolled her shirt up on her back so I could get a full view of the azz??
She’s so thoughtful and caring about me.
Upon first look I woulda have sworn that was Eva Longoria…then I peeped the azz padding…
Kim K butt is looking smelly like Nicki M
Kim P looks good!
Vanessa outfit is awfully wrong!
Am I the only one who thinks Kim K’s face has been looking extra long lately?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Notice how she rolled her shirt up on her back so I could get a full view of the azz??
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How pathetic is that?
@MOMO
“Am I the only one who thinks Kim K’s face has been looking extra long lately?”
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Yes, yes you are.
huh? uh…yeah nevermind
Renegadeeeeeeeee! *plays in ur hair*
Kim Porter looks like this lizard I saw at PetSmart yesterday..
Kim K has on one of the pampers I saw at Target yesterday..
why hasn’t Birdman kicked the bucket yet?
H-Townmama says:
Is Kim the new Depends spokeswoman?
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@Dawn
I love Evelyn King… Did you see her Unsung story…
The industry flipped the script on her cause she was LSLH…they throw her out for Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson…
I wonder if Kim K’s azz pads are bullet proof?????
That ass & those pants are a
Waits on the person with the Verdine White (Earth, Wind, and Fiyah bass player) gravi to enter before I say anything about KPorter…prays they still have it…can’t remma who…still mad that @Man pointed the resemblence out many moons ago.
@Man
Clearly you can see those are pads on her ass…Im just mad she wore it go lingrie shopping…
Where a post on Khloe K…she’s way more interesting than Kim. K.
@momo @K-Dub @YSO @Wut-Wut @chibytex
Totally AGREE
@mirs @H-Town Ms. Sandra (Comment #15)
Kim Porter looks like this lizard I saw at PetSmart yesterday..
Kim K has on one of the pampers I saw at Target yesterday.
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lol @ Kim K and her rolled up shirt we get it your azz is big get over yourself!!!
Kim Porter looks good for her age and the amount of childrens she has lol
Solomon????
Sandra Rose says:
How pathetic is that?
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Waits on the person with the Verdine White (Earth, Wind, and Fiyah bass player) gravi to enter before I say anything about KPorter…prays they still have it…can’t remma who…still mad that @Man pointed the resemblence out many moons ago.
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I know right…that’s the same thing I said when I say that pic of Kim… I was like SHE DO LOOK LIKE THE MAN FROM E.W.F.
Kim P looks great! I ain’t mad at her.
Kim K…and all the plastic surgery and booty pads
I have yet to hear or see any Kardashian that was interesting in any way that I would measure it.
@Chi-I saw the story she has been through hell and back if she ever comes to PHilly im def gonna support her…
@K-Dub
THAT’S @mrslove… I THINK she’s around today (Somewhere…)
Poor Man….he believes with all his hear t that Kim K will let him eat one of her turdies…its not gna happen @Man
KDub says:
Waits on the person with the Verdine White (Earth, Wind, and Fiyah bass player) gravi to enter before I say anything about KPorter…prays they still have it…can’t remma who…still mad that @Man pointed the resemblence out many moons ago.
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Verdine is full of fever and glitter… I love, love, him… Earth, Wind, and glitter
Kim porter is a lucky Bish!!!! All she had to do is
And 
about Diddy’s boyfriends…….J/K * not really *.
Whats on Baby (<–name should be retired) aka Birdman pants?
@SANDRA ROSE
“Notice how she rolled her shirt up on her back so I could get a full view of the azz??
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How
pathetic “considerate” is that?”____________________________________________________________________________
I believe the word you’re looking for is “considerate”
…CONSIDERATE.
Sandra Rose says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
The azz pads on her look atro..attro… Dem shyts is ugly!!!
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Should we feel insulted that she continues to wear those pads even though we know they’re fake?
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No, we should continue to laugh at her and point like this
Dawn Sheen says:
So… I have found my campain song…
Evelyn Champagne King’s “Love Come Down”
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Still waiting on that #TWITPIC so I can finish up these damn posters here in NC.
@Luscious
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Solomon????
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@Man, good thing u crossed ALL that bullchit out
sexyphillygirl says:
@Chi-I saw the story she has been through hell and back if she ever comes to PHilly im def gonna support her…
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IKR!! The music industry only brings you up to tear you down…and it was sad about her losing her daughter…
But she still sounds good though…
chibytex says:
@Dawn
I love Evelyn King… Did you see her Unsung story…
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Yes, very moving… I can relate.. not the singing part tho.. just if I don’t win president of SR it’ll be cause ION got no edges
@HIS
“Poor Man….he believes with all his hear t that Kim K will let him eat one of her turdies…its not gna happen @Man ”
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We’ll be together one day. Just you watch…
*grabs my darts* If I ever see Kim K, I’m gonna deflate that azz.
So Evelyn Champagne King was born a woman?????
Kim Porter looks great!
@MAN
Seems your subconscious knows the truth that you claim not to see.
#StrikeFail
I wonder if KimK realizes she looks like she went poo in her pamper
@Chi-yes she does she lost her parents in the same year I think that alone would drive me crazy, ugh I hate death, yes I know its apart of life but its so sad….
I always thought she looked a lil strong in the face
@SANDRA ROSE (just for @HIS)
“Notice how she rolled her shirt up on her back so I could get a full view of the azz??
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How
pathetic“considerate” is that?”____________________________________________________________________________
I believe the word you’re looking for is “considerate”
…CONSIDERATE.
mirsmommy says:
*grabs my darts* If I ever see Kim K, I’m gonna deflate that azz.
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Don’t waste ur darts.. that’s like throwing a tooth pick in a volcano, sticking a thumb tack into a rock
Does anybody find it ironic that Kim K has holes at the KNEES of her jeans? She need not wear any-t-thing with holes in the knees…IMO of course.
We’ll be together one day. Just you watch…
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You right about that cuz Kim gives it up to ALL MEN! Yes babe you wait your turn you’ll see (grannie voice)
Krissy says:
Kim porter is a lucky Bish!!!! All she had to do is And
about Diddy’s boyfriends…….J/K * not really *.
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I think I’d bear through 15 minutes of Puffy breathing on me and 9 months of having his spawn to get a check for the rest of my life…plus she doesnt even have to give him head…Cause that’s Cassie’s job… must be nice…Kim Porter…
KDUB
she prolly been pracicin after that wack ass head job
Dawn Sheen says:
mirsmommy says:
*grabs my darts* If I ever see Kim K, I’m gonna deflate that azz.
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Don’t waste ur darts.. that’s like throwing a tooth pick in a volcano, sticking a thumb tack into a rock
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We have to constantly see a Kardashian all because of a dayum sex tape…that wasn’t even good on top of that. S M H
So NOW we have to always hear about a Kardashian…see a Kardashian…know when a Kardashian takes a shyt….when they get married to an unknown basketball player…etc. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
So Evelyn Champagne King was born a woman?????
she has puzzi and a uterus…and she’s married….
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Kim Porter meanwhile is looking old, sickly and crackish.
Guess she saw that J. Lo back on Puffy’s dyck and she’ll just have to live on her
blackmail funding“child support” money.It seems like in every picture kim k ass is a different shape, she should lose the butt pads.
Choco aka Hippie says:
We’ll be together one day. Just you watch…
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You right about that cuz Kim gives it up to ALL MEN! Yes babe you wait your turn you’ll see (grannie voice)
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So Evelyn Champagne King was born a woman?????
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I still am not sure. Esp. after that Unsung. Right now let’s call her Evan shall we?
@KDUB
Them knee holes have been well earned I bet.
*smacks the **** outta man just because*
HIS hold me
i’m too fine to be workin 
geez, i don’t know why i keep spelling it like that
@MOMO
I respectfully ask that you exit the post.
**signals for security to escort Mo Mo’s hating azz outta here**
IReallyHateLuscious
Kim Kardashian…pass…Tell your brother Khloe to holla at me tho…
Vanessa Williams…pass…I haven’t forgiven you for the Tupac fiasco…
Kim Porter…Why does your face, specifically nose and mouth area look like you’ve had lots of botched work? Caught you on an episode of single ladies the other day. It can’t just be me, sumthin aint right.
Baby…Do folks still call yo old azz baby? o_O pull ur pants up grandpa and pull a puff daddy and officially changer ur name. If you can go by baby, then I want folks to call me Peaches…
@CANDI
I usually get slapped AFTER I grab the azz so I guess that means I get a free pinch.
Man since I’m in such a good mood I’m gonna be nice to you for the rest of the day!
brenden says:
Kim Kardashian…pass…Tell your brother Khloe to holla at me tho…
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Fuggin
Evelyn Champagne King gave birth to a child. I’d say she was born a woman.
@K-Dub
BUT Her Knees are probably SO TENDER from BEING a Whack-AZZ HEAD-Nurse… They can’t take the PAIN-n-Pressure of Denim Fabric rubbing against them
And I’m DYING Laughing at These Comments !!! @Man… YOU Ok Dawg
hey KDub!! honey, yeen SHYT!
she has puzzi and a uterus…and she’s married….
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So does Chastity aka Chaz Bono.
HIS you and LURKER are at the top of my hate list!
watch me get blacmed for shyt i aint even do
@Brendan
Did anybody watch the unsung about Billy Preston? That was a good one also just to show you what we were talking about in the other thread about past demons sometimes people cant get over them he was one of those people.
I
Brenden
@BROWN
“Man since I’m in such a good mood I’m gonna be nice to you for the rest of the day!”
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How “nice” exactly?
**unzips pants**
Anyway MIRS yes
she is like a door knob
Brenden aka Peaches…
HIS I SAID HOLD ME
@Man
Hating? noooooooo…that word is thrown around too loosely. Just stating my opinion, as you do with your infatuation over her silicon filled azz
*Continues to roam post*
Did Lolita get smanged
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Kim Porter meanwhile is looking old, sickly and crackish.
Guess she saw that J. Lo back on Puffy’s dyck and she’ll just have to live on her blackmail funding “child support” money
that bish…its a recession and times are hard…. AINT NO JOBS!!! Of course Kim Porter can alawys do cameo Verdine White appearances and Cassie can always get a job at Vivid Entertainment… 
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JLo better be careful…cause Cassie and Kim Porter might team up and
Choco aka Hippie says:
Anyway MIRS yes she is like a door knob
looks like she has a bag of door knobs in the back of those jeans..
All money aint good money. Piddly looks controlling as hell. I wouldn’t want the headache. Hell my ex think he owns me because he pays a decent amount of CS for my oldest….so I can imagine how Piss Daddy is.
*knocks er’one over like bowling pins and runs to Candi*
who upset my bew?
I will kill a bish on Sr, FB or Twiiter!!
Choco no I didnt get SMANGED…..yet!
Someone just made me very happy
@HIS
“U, my nigga, are a trip! Bless ur heart and Kim Porter does look sickly lmaooo”
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I gotta give it to Kim. She got that old school “I’ll-accept-your-other-children-and-philandering” type love for Puffy. That’s the kind women used to have back in the good ol days when marriages lasted decades.
**she still a crack hoe tho**
Kim Kardashian…pass…Tell your brother Khloe to holla at me tho…
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This dude here…..
@LUSCIOUS
You must be leaving work early. So how long is the rest of your day today?
Hell yeah Chiby!!! That bish is living the life courtesy of P.Tweety! And bishes walking around here doing the same **** and cant get a nig to buy a bus pass for they ass!
@MOMO
“Hating? noooooooo…that word is thrown around too loosely. Just stating my opinion, as you do with your infatuation over her silicon filled azz
*Continues to roam post*”
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**kindly points Mo Mo’s hating azz to the red “X” button in the upper right hand of her computer**
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
HIS you and LURKER are at the top of my hate list!
watch me get blacmed for shyt i aint even do
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Why? I ain’t even do nothing! *whispers* (But did I lie?)
Good afternoon all!
Kim K & all her fakeness and
get a 
Kim Porter gets the baddest baby mama of the day
Vanessa’s look is off point she reminding me of my grandma, I’m not gonna hold it against her tho cause we all have off moments and in my book she will always be
All money aint good money. Piddly looks controlling as hell. I wouldn’t want the headache. Hell my ex think he owns me because he pays a decent amount of CS for my oldest….so I can imagine how Piss Daddy is.
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I feel you, but I’d rather be controlled by Puffy and his bank account…then Ray Ray and his mama Loan Star card…
Ya feel what I’m saying…
@Man-actually Kim dont accept all of them cuz she wont accept the one in Atlanta which is crazy to me.
Lolita oh no biggie I got smanged only for my good mood to dissipate
@Man… SAID:
I gotta give it to Kim. She got that old school “I’ll-accept-your-other-children-and-philandering” type love for Puffy. That’s the kind women used to have back in the good ol days when marriages lasted decades.
**she still a crack hoe tho**
^^^
That 1st paragraph is FRAUDULENT because Kim isn’t MARRIED so she’s missing something those MARRIED Women you speak of HAD !!!
NOW that LAST Thought… You GETS No Argument From Me Dawg
somebody said that there is a poster on here (female) that looks like Lawrence Fishburne…. ya’ll figure it out
Word is, they have same haircut n er’thang… *tears*
I know…do u know…
*Kindly kicks Man’s azz*
@SEXY
“actually Kim dont accept all of them cuz she wont accept the one in Atlanta which is crazy to me.”
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That bytch over there must not be recognizing the “Cum Bucket Hierarchy” or something at which Kim is at the top.
I almost typed the world’s greatest sneak diss………….dear Jesus, thank you for bing a fence round my fingers cause I almost typed something that would have ben ugly but funny as all get out.. whew… praise be to baby Jesus..
And bishes walking around here doing the same **** and cant get a nig to buy a bus pass for they ass!
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Happy Bday Lurkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr care 2 share the
lol
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SEXY
“actually Kim dont accept all of them cuz she wont accept the one in Atlanta which is crazy to me.”
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That bytch over there must not be recognizing the “Cum Bucket Hierarchy” or something at which Kim Kardashian is at the top.
@MOMO
”
“*Kindly kicks Man’s azz*
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I ain’t down with getting my azz licked!
You too pretty for that anyway! Where’d that come from??
@FoxE (Comment #82)
AND the gravi PIC isn’t helping Either
YSO I got almost 2 1/2 hrs left
Ahhh…@Luscious…”YOU’VE GOT MAIL”…
@Chi
I guess… Thankfully neither is something I will ever experience. My ex is career military. He really has no say about the $$$$ and Syd gets hers off the top each month. Uncle Sam doesn’t play with those boys
I actually settled with a mediator so he wouldn’t end up paying me so much. Unlike the celeb baby mama’s I take pride in providing for my own as well
KDub says:
she has puzzi and a uterus…and she’s married….
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So does Chastity aka Chaz Bono.
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HIS come here *walks you to the
*
That 1st paragraph is FRAUDULENT because Kim isn’t MARRIED so she’s missing something those MARRIED Women you speak of HAD !!!
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Chit What? His last name….at this point IF she married him, that’s the only thing that would change…
He still gonna fawn over Jlo and
men on the side…so what is she winning if they do get married…
I’d rather have access to his black card than his last name…
His_Mommy623 says:
somebody said that there is a poster on here (female) that looks like Lawrence Fishburne…. ya’ll figure it out
Word is, they have same haircut n er’thang… *tears*
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mirsmommy says:
*grabs my darts* If I ever see Kim K, I’m gonna deflate that azz.
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I can imagine her out to lunch and catchin a flat in one of them bad boys… walking around looking like she wearing a half full depends.
I’m cold! damn this air… *wraps myself in Ysos dreads*
somebody said that there is a poster on here (female) that looks like Lawrence Fishburne…. ya’ll figure it out
Word is, they have same haircut n er’thang… *tears*
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is that my Hunnay Bunnay? *quick fondle*
@HIS
His_Mommy623 says:
Happy Bday Lurkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr care 2 share the lol
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SURE. I saved a special stash just for today. Please say you know how to roll (and will let me watch). I know this is ghetto as hail, but I find that so damn sexy.
@LUSCIOUS
Oh. Usually when you tell MAN you’re going to be nice to him for the rest of the day you’re leaving in like five minutes.
Man…. *lip quiver* why u laughing?
Okay for those who don’t know (Man)
Real boootays (especially young women) no matter how big it is, has a very real part in the middle a upside down V that separate each butt cheek. I have yet to see that on Kim’s fake azz…. That is something that can’t be imitated.
why do y’all pick on her? She isn’t really one to mess with folks. i could see if it were someone who started ish all the time
LURKER!!!!
how old are you?? 20something??
So ain’t nooooooobody gonna say how Birdman look like one of those lil kids that get that disease and they used to be on like Donahue and Sally Jesse Raphael….Progeria? They are like 10 but look 70. He bald headed like that lil guy who used to be on all the shows too…Petey I think.
@Man
I sawwy U left urself and her pamper open for that one lmaoo
@Lurker.. I roll model blunts bew…those pretty btchs can strut down a runway *pops collar*
@ Blunt
Cute pic.
somebody said that there is a poster on here (female) that looks like Lawrence Fishburne
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Whooooooooo look like Furious Styles?
Long Time Lurker says:
His_Mommy623 says:
Happy Bday Lurkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr care 2 share the lol
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SURE. I saved a special stash just for today. Please say you know how to roll (and will let me watch). I know this is ghetto as hail, but I find that so damn sexy.
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you can watch me how I
the 
The skripper pole is still up from earlier…Who’s gonna take the stage next? Is BRENDEN still around? I hear he has ass and tits for days.
H-Townmama says:
why do y’all pick on her? She isn’t really one to mess with folks. i could see if it were someone who started ish all the time
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His_Mommy623 says:
@Lurker.. I roll model blunts bew…those pretty btchs can strut down a runway *pops collar*
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There is also somebody in here who looks like James Earl Jones… it isn’t a man either……………………………………….but I can’t play this game of she who has the face from the old testament because I am running for president…
y’all are mean
@chibytex
I’m just speaking FACTUALLY… You already KNOW how I feel about the Validity & Sanctity of MARRIAGE (In THIS Day & Age) In the VAST MAJORITY of Instances it’s WORTHLESS — IMO
But STILL if Kim Porter HAD WHAT @Man.. Speaks of then SHE would be MARRIED to Him… Even HE couldn’t resist that Aspect-n-Facet of HER
Long Time Lurker says:
SURE. I saved a special stash just for today. Please say you know how to roll (and will let me watch). I know this is ghetto as hail, but I find that so damn sexy.
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Funny u say that… this dude I used… always tried to teach me how to roll even thought I dont smoke at all. He was so adamant about it too
i need a mcdowell’s shake
@WUT
“Okay for those who don’t know (Man)
Real boootays (especially young women) no matter how big it is, has a very real part in the middle a upside down V that separate each butt cheek. I have yet to see that on Kim’s fake azz…. That is something that can’t be imitated.”
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Babe, I’m a certified AZZ-strologist. I know good and dayum well my baby is au naturalle.
These aren’t the best fitting pants she’s wearing but her azz is 100% real! JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ON HER! Kim doesn’t need fake boobs/teeth/azz/hair/nose/eye color/family like SOME “celebrities” (**cough Smelly Rowland**).
I Hate Dawn and Kdubzzzzzzzzzzz
so fcking much
I don’t ever see that poster being confrontational or messing with people.
at Kris Humphries being called a NBA star. That engagement ring costs more than what he made last year.
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she’s so lame…she went from a so-so NFL to a NBA nobody…
I wonder whatever happened to her Aussie bodyguard she was
on her show…He was cutie and his accent was sexy…
Oh yeah that’s right after she fukked him she was already claiming him as her boyfriend and chit…that dude ran back to Australia….
i’m not sure who they are talkin bout tho
@HTOWN
I just don’t even say nothing anymore.
Kang Dang aKa blunt says:
His_Mommy623 says:
somebody said that there is a poster on here (female) that looks like Lawrence Fishburne…. ya’ll figure it out
Word is, they have same haircut n er’thang… *tears*
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you a mess
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Not Bumpy Johnson! 
@Man STFU the only thing real in Kim is her fcking bones and as soon as she figures out a way to surgically enhance those she will be at the doctors office…
I think I missed out on a prior argument.
So now we got Lawrence Fishburne and James Earl Jones bloggin with us…
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
@ Blunt
Cute pic.
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What I say @His
wtf! ol’ tender asses
@CHI
Please stop lying on my baby.
**post 156**
@Yso
Right. Why even bother? I’m sure I would be placed in the same category too, especially since I cut all my hair off
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Okay for those who don’t know (Man)
Real boootays (especially young women) no matter how big it is, has a very real part in the middle a upside down V that separate each butt cheek. I have yet to see that on Kim’s fake azz…. That is something that can’t be imitated.”
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Babe, I’m a certified AZZ-strologist. I know good and dayum well my baby is au naturalle.
These aren’t the best fitting pants she’s wearing but her azz is 100% real! JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ON HER! Kim doesn’t need fake boobs/teeth/azz/hair/nose/eye color/family like SOME “celebrities” (**cough Smelly Rowland**).
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Only thing left that’s real on Kim K is her ear hair… and she get’s that shaved twice a week…
So now we got Lawrence Fishburne and James Earl Jones bloggin with us…
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FUGG! Darth Vader TOO????
*faints*
“THIS IS CNN” (in my James Earl Jones voice)….
*throws a pie @ Kdubz innocent face*
Furious stylez bish?
His_Mommy623 says:
somebody said that there is a poster on here (female) that looks like Lawrence Fishburne…. ya’ll figure it out
Word is, they have same haircut n er’thang
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Please be more specific. You know ol’ Larry will switch that shyt up.
So you got the cowboy curl from Pee Wee’s Playhouse , the Ike Turner conk, or that mother land baby fro from Boyz N The Hood.
Only thing left that’s real on Kim K is her ear hair… and she get’s that shaved twice a week…
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Kang Dang aKa blunt says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
@ Blunt
Cute pic.
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thanks Wut yours makes me wanna slide up behind all that and give her Kang Dang’s smashing business
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Okay NOW I KNOW TO NEVER TALK TO YOU WHILE AT WORK!!! Making me laugh that loud n chit…. 
Dawn Sheen says:
There is also somebody in here who looks like James Earl Jones… it isn’t a man either……………………………………….
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ummmmmm please don’t
@BLUNT
(removes your glasses so you can REALLY see that vanilla beast in WUT’s Gravi)
Not even you can be that damn high.
I’m leavin so I wont get blamed for this shyt!
@Wut, shyt i figured nothing ON her was real so i had 2 go inside the btchs body…good one *^5*
Long Time Lurker says:
His_Mommy623 says:
somebody said that there is a poster on here (female) that looks like Lawrence Fishburne…. ya’ll figure it out
Word is, they have same haircut n er’thang
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Please be more specific. You know ol’ Larry will switch that shyt up.
So you got the cowboy curl from Pee Wee’s Playhouse , the Ike Turner conk, or that mother land baby fro from Boyz N The Hood.
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Oh hell I’m sick from laughing!!!
*logs off to go throw up!!!*
Please be more specific. You know ol’ Larry will switch that shyt up.
So you got the cowboy curl from Pee Wee’s Playhouse , the Ike Turner conk, or that mother land baby fro from Boyz N The Hood.
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You FORGOT the baldy he had in “The Matrix”
(tryna be helpful…)
wow kims butt looks off!!
let me find out she stole one of bruce night night diapers 
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Brown don’t leave. Unless you did it you should not be blamed for it.
Tell me a story boo *sits in HIS’s lap*
@Lurker
I can’t…. *whispers* mother land 
@Man
email
IM TRULLY UPSET THAT I CANT SEE NO FUKN GRAVIS RIGHT NOW!!!
*lays my gals on Hunnays back* u smell wonderful
I am so fuggin LOST. I am leaving right this second with Luscious…folks tambout The Kang of Zemunda (James Earl Jones “Coming to America”) and Morpheus (Larry Fishburne “Matrix”) up in here and NOBODY will explain WTF is going on…BYE.
sexyphillygirl says:
Did anybody watch the unsung about Billy Preston? That was a good one also just to show you what we were talking about in the other thread about past demons sometimes people cant get over them he was one of those people.
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I caught the last 5 minutes of it. Can’t wait for it to repeat.
WHO LOOK LIKE A CHEETA?? I LOOST TOO
Honey
it don’t matter, I get blamed even for laughin
KDUB PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME AND THANKS!
YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHI
Please stop lying on my baby.
**post 156**
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She did…she let the dude smash and then instantly was like “I have a boyfriend” Kourtney and Khloe were teasing her cause they were saying that she falls “in love” really easy… Cause she’s really easy…
Kim K is one of the bishes tht dont feel adequate unless she has a man…a sign of low self esteem… that’s why she’s marrying this Kris Humphries dude…be the way he looks like he rode the slow bus…Kim dont really like him, but she likes the fact that he’s athlete and that he has some change in the bank…and the fact that she’s tired of Khloe out shining her with Lamar…
YSoSerious says:
@BLUNT
(removes your glasses so you can REALLY see that vanilla beast in WUT’s Gravi)
Not even you can be that damn high.
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“One of rap mogul Sean Combs’ concubines, Kim Porter”
ummm….
kim kardashian should take better care of her body, being that this is her brand.. her azz is starting to look pretty disgusting
-Townmama says:
Candi
I don’t ever see that poster being confrontational or messing with people.
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I don’t even know who they picking at.. I can’t even see the gravi’s I just member y’all faces from memory… ION know da new ppls
Don’t mind me. I will just step in the
#Uncomfortable
O…M…..G
So nobody gonna tell my nosey azz WTF is going on?
@BLUNT
You still kinda scare me so gone head then.
(hands you back your glasses and backs away slowly)
Evelyn Champagne da Kang is def a woman. She gave birth to a baby. A real baby. Not the kind I squirt into napkins or down the shower drain or behind the church pew, an actual fetus!
Do I see hate being directed at my mentor Verdine White? Hi haters! He’s used to it. Both he and I know what it’s like to have women who are Jealous of our Long Flowy Tresses. Don’t be mad, get glad. I was born with good hair. I mean yeah so my hairline may have receeded 1 or 2 or 6 inches from my 4head, but that don’t change the fact that all that stuff in the back is fda approved, gradeA, middle of the scalp
grown hair. Bow down to Me and Verdene haters!!
Chibytex…I have a bone to pick with you! I sent you nude pictures of me with specific instructions…IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT. Although not said, it’s naturally implied, if you dnt like you hush and keep it moving. The awful things you said.smh…Rating me a 3, claiming that’s one point for every inch…Calling me peter piper little pecker and the incredible shrinking man…that was overkill! Men have feelings to chi! Oh and that whole thing about that’s why I date white women, because I can’t please a black woman is false! I date white women because YOU BLACK women can’t please me. As if there’s something so wrong with eating my a*s? Please! Becky does it. I know this white chick that toss salad so good we call her Ceaser! So take that chiby…
His_Mommy623 says:
@Wut, shyt i figured nothing ON her was real so i had 2 go inside the btchs body…good one *^5*
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Right! Maybe… just maybe… bish knee caps real.. JS
But since you’re here…We have a skripper pole just begging for your attention.
(points and waits)
Kang Dang aKa blunt says:
YSoSerious says:
@BLUNT
(removes your glasses so you can REALLY see that vanilla beast in WUT’s Gravi)
Not even you can be that damn high.
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naw seriously tho that becky look down fo anything like she ready to swallow my strap
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Kang You gone need some hiking boots with the steal spikes. Get some safety rope and attach it to the roof for support. You strap up, dig your boots into the bed post and shove off!
oh Brenden
;rofl:
Correct me if I am wrong but Brenden did you have a fight with like almost all 50-11 residents in SR before?
Don’t get smart <- ur only warning… I got a fist full of glitter if u do…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHI
Please stop lying on my baby.
**post 156**
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She did…she let the dude smash and then instantly was like “I have a boyfriend” Kourtney and Khloe were teasing her cause they were saying that she falls “in love” really easy… Cause she’s really easy…
Kim K is one of the bishes tht dont feel adequate unless she has a man…a sign of low self esteem… that’s why she’s marrying this Kris Humphries dude…be the way he looks like he rode the slow bus…Kim dont really like him, but she likes the fact that he’s athlete and that he has some change in the bank…and the fact that she’s tired of Khloe out shining her with Lamar…
COSIGN 1000%
@Brenden
… 
… MF-ing 
Brenden
One of rap mogul Sean Combs’ concubines, Kim Porter,
:dead:
Sandra, you have NO shame!!!
Chibytex…I have a bone to pick with you! I sent you nude pictures of me with specific instructions…IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT. Although not said, it’s naturally implied, if you dnt like you hush and keep it moving. The awful things you said.smh…Rating me a 3, claiming that’s one point for every inch…Calling me peter piper little pecker and the incredible shrinking man…that was overkill! Men have feelings to chi! Oh and that whole thing about that’s why I date white women, because I can’t please a black woman is false! I date white women because YOU BLACK women can’t please me. As if there’s something so wrong with eating my a*s? Please! Becky does it. I know this white chick that toss salad so good we call her Ceaser! So take that chiby…
Are you sure that it was me…I dont recall saying anything about you yesterday or any day for that matter…I think you might have your folks confused bew….
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Sup Brendon
SN: Speaking of sucking down straps, I never understood why women do that in por— adult movies. Im like aint nobody gettin no pleasure from that…its really confusing to me
@BRENDEN
” A real baby. Not the kind I squirt into napkins or down the shower drain or behind the church pew, an actual fetus!”
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I thought I was the only one at Church shooting off babies!
As long as y’all ain’t befouling the baptism pool with your little swimmers.
WoW….
at the foolishness!
KDub says:
So ain’t nooooooobody gonna say how Birdman look like one of those lil kids that get that disease and they used to be on like Donahue and Sally Jesse Raphael….Progeria? They are like 10 but look 70. He bald headed like that lil guy who used to be on all the shows too…Petey I think.
I have got to stop reading your posts at work because I’ve almost bitten a hole in my lip to keep from laughing my azz off in front of these white folks.
Oh chiby, girl just play along…geesh
Dawn you have me confused with someone else bew. I frequent several Liberal message boards to spread the democratic word and get a laugh in here n there, but never argue…The only person I’ve ever disagreed with on this board is this boards Misstress…She has genitalia that hang to the right whereas my peepee curves to the left ;-) so um yeah you find me one of them 50/11…I been registered here as Brenden since the Ciara diary days…I may not visit often, but…
@YSO
“As long as y’all ain’t befouling the baptism pool with your little swimmers.”
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I THOUGHT THAT’S WHAT THAT WATER WAS THERE FOR!
brenden says:
Oh chiby, girl just play along…geesh
Dawn you have me confused with someone else bew. I frequent several Liberal message boards to spread the democratic word and get a laugh in here n there, but never argue…The only person I’ve ever disagreed with on this board is this boards Misstress…She has genitalia that hang to the right whereas my peepee curves to the left ;-) so um yeah you find me one of them 50/11…I been registered here as Brenden since the Ciara diary days…I may not visit often, but…
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ION know…….but I believe you…
@MAN
They dip innocent little chilrens in that water!
I mean yeah so my hairline may have receeded 1 or 2 or 6 inches from my 4head
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Verdine’s hairline receeded back when they was sanging “Let’s Groove Tonight”…saw it on the single cover. My daddy has it…So you really DO have the same hair that he has. Cause his shat been way back since I been on the erff almost.
Hate to Interrupt, but my B-day is coming up next week and I want something fun to do than just a b-day party. I’m a long time lurker. I was hoping you all could give me some ideas???