Kelly Rowland Wears Her Butt Pads As Fashion Accessories
A loyal reader asked me to comment on singer Kelly Rowland’s butt pads since I make such an issue out of Beyonce and Kim Kardashian wearing butt pads. Rowland was photographed at the the ‘X Factor’ auditions in the U.K. yesterday.
Yes, it is true that I criticize Beyonce and Kim K unmercifully for wearing butt pads, but that’s only because they intentionally deceive the public into believing that their artificially enhanced butts are real.
Kelly, on the other hand, wears her butt pads as fashion accessories only.
For instance, you can see that Kelly is not wearing her butt pads while shopping with a friend at River Island on fashionable High Street in London on Tuesday (July 5).
Whether Kelly is wearing butt pads or not, there is no question that the girl is fierce!
Photos: Splash News Online, PacificCoastNews.com, Bauer Griffin and Pearlswindow.com
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lol @ Sandra
Yes, Kelly is still fierce!
Whether Kelly is wearing butt pads or not, there is no question that the girl is fierce!
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I love that video of them walking, she looks nonetheless
tyop she looks good nonetheless
Kelly looks cute….now I have a private eye, check out the lady feeet in kelly 1st picture they could crawl by themselves
Yes she does….work Kelly!
@Blunt…one of my FB friends has that as their profile pic….it looks so real…
She photographs better than she looks on TV. It’s like reversed. Pics add 10 pounds to her (good thing) and it seems she loses 20 pounds on TV.
I always thought Kelly was way more beautiful than Beyonce. Look at her skin, her shape… Beyonces mouth always look damn weird to me. Her lips have no shape.
Beyonce was fine though in the video for ‘ Baby Boy ‘
bnatural says:
I’m clicking on pics and they keep taking me to Tiny and T.I.’s wedding pictures…
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ALL Real Mfers already knew Kelly has NO AZZ (At ALL…) And for THOSE THAT saw the video fitness Photo-Stills DIDN’T SEE ANY AZZ There Either (Word…)
NOW as far as THIS Fierce-NESS that Kelly “Supposedly” Possess… THAT’S Very Subjective in Nature (Is SHE a Runway Model ?!!?)
miss g says:
I always thought Kelly was way more beautiful than Beyonce. Look at her skin, her shape…
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Auntie butt pads are so in, they just don’t talk about it as much because so many people are infatuated with implants and injections. However butt pads are use to give the clothing you are wearing an extra fitting look as well as help make your curves more curvy. Kelly is hot with or without them so I’m like girl wear em and wear em well because if I could locate my pair that I’ve had for years, I would wear mines too!
This isn’t news… Beyonce wore Kelly as an accessory for years.. and the other one, that odd looking one who fell on 106 and pouch that time… I wear my muffin top as an accessory also… I’m so fashion foward.
Seems like Kelly only gets “fierce”/”confident” when she is w/Bey/Destiny’s Child
still
Kelly tho
Sandra Rose says:
miss g says:
I always thought Kelly was way more beautiful than Beyonce. Look at her skin, her shape…
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The hard part is we all felt this way BUT Kelly didn’t/don’t/ain’t never gonna love herself (not the miss potato head she had turned into adding this that and the 3rd)
I love me some Kelly but Ms. Sandra, are you sure those are but pads?
@bnatural I know it does, a frend gave me this and another one with her smoking a cigar saying “I got 99 problems but my kid ain’t one”
@miss g IMO they all are fione in they own way but Bey just overrated and always been the “highlighted” one of DC
Im
did anybody see those feet in Kelly 1st picture? There about to crawl off.
They remind me of Trannies doing that Fierce walk – Chit is funnnnyyyyy
My cousin had the nerve to tell me I need butt pads and I said Honey Im fine with my body if you want them do you – she said Im wearing them now
do you get them inflated when you bought them cuz your azz still look flat 
@dawn I never quite got it you know…Don’t get me wrong I snap for beyonce all day but in the looks department Kelly could get it so hard. She always had the super model body, she always had great street style ( Beyonce looks great on stage, off stage she always reminds me of how money cant buy you class or style ).
I hope now with her single she surrounds herself with some bonafide queens to get her stage performance popping with some dope choreography and gets what she deserves.
- off topic: I met Rihanna at coachella and Usher + his beaux ( Grace something ) and I am actually proud of the brown gremlin, that is a REAL woman! Not some video hooch or nothing…
I wear my muffin top as an accessory also… I’m so fashion foward.
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Dawn Sheen says:
This isn’t news… Beyonce wore Kelly as an accessory for years.. and the other one, that odd looking one who fell on 106 and pouch that time… I wear my muffin top as an accessory also… I’m so fashion foward.
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Why does this have to turn into the compare BEYAKI to KELLY post?
@Valerie GIRL noooooo hahahahahahaha That poor girl is about to do some public service by sweeping the streets with her toes, let her be great LOL.
@blunt yes they’re all fine but something about Michelle just does NOTHING for me.
Lawd…Kelly is too gorgeous for words. Looks like a damn Black Barbie…not the Lil Kim, Nicki Minaj ones either.
I dont understand why these women do such a thiing..why not be happy with the Azz God gave.. now see really this some mental health shiiiiiit..Its like putting tissue in ya bra
Lmfao @ the gif pic ummm butt pads or not it’s working for her and she looks good! I admire the fact that she isn’t going overboard with the props like *ahem* a popular female rapper that everyone admires so much.
Sandra Rose says:
miss g says:
I always thought Kelly was way more beautiful than Beyonce. Look at her skin, her shape…
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They r both beautiful.. its enough to share.. damn why we always gotta be so competetive let that shoiiiiiit #Go
Walk around this post f everybody
Ya’ll left me in that other post just like ya’ll left me on the elevator that day
Dawn Sheen says:
This isn’t news… Beyonce wore Kelly as an accessory for years.. and the other one, that odd looking one who fell on 106 and pouch that time… I wear my muffin top as an accessory also… I’m so fashion foward.
You so crazy! 
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ValerieB1 says:
Why does this have to turn into the compare BEYAKI to KELLY post?
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why do dogs howel at the moon?
why are gucci mane lips always chapped?
why did the chicken cross the raod?
why does Mary J Blidge still dress like a young person?
why is Halle Berry so pretty?
why won’t Sandra Rose go on a dae with me?
why do strippers get fake asses that don’t clap?
why doesn’t PETA boycott Jay Z for looking like a camel or DOT boycott Tiny for looking like a wild boar?
why, why, why <– anthony hamilton Jada kiss 2011 remix
Tell em DAWn SHEEn… Sandra whats up can she get a date????????
I love me some kelly! *does the whole motivation routine for SASO*
(nakie by the way)
Meanwhile, Kelly is werking it latelty
Nice pic
Kelly keep doin ya thang
Luv me some Kelly
I think both Kelly & Bey are pretty in their own way but Kelly is a “striking” type pretty. Bey is a “oh-you’re pretty too” type pretty. Like Bey’s looks can be made by any regular light-skinned chick walking around. Kelly’s bone structure is what gives her that “look at me” advantage.
Also- just being real. I’d prefer Kelly’s body myself. I use to want Bey’s body until somewhere around 22-23, I got it and I realized how that sh*t could spiral out of control…FAST. Now I understand why Bey is constantly doing extreme diets and sh*t. One super-size fries away….
Kelly is just naturally thin and tiny……bish.
Kelly doesn’t need to constantly get compared to Bey…she is in a beauty class all her own, they are two different types of beautiful, one not outshining the other IMHO…that is all…
I wish my FIANCE would put Aaliyah back on her gravi*
*runs up on His, snatches her shirt open like Kelly on the EBT awards and then faints*
SMH at Dawn that’s all I can do
@miss g
I always had a thing for those sexy but timid type like Charlotte from sex n the city
Jay Bee says:
Tell em DAWn SHEEn… Sandra whats up can she get a date????????
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Nah, I been barking up that tree for a while she won’t even cut a sista a break.. I’m pretty and everything, she won’t even let me pay… hell I just wanna buy her a scone or something chit I just 5 mins but she shot me down like a Ciara reality show…
OAN I don’t even have a muffin top but I’d bake her some muffins if she’d let me… I don’t even mind she got a “friend” I know my role, I stay in my space like a valet parked car.
@choco i’ve been working out everyday #endurance
I hate Dawn sooooo much…… soooo soooo much….
*bangs head on the desk laughing*
Watch me use: “stay in your space like a valet parked car” in a sentence tonight. I swear I am!
Dawn Sheen says:
Sandra Rose says:
miss g says:
I always thought Kelly was way more beautiful than Beyonce. Look at her skin, her shape…
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The hard part is we all felt this way BUT Kelly didn’t/don’t/ain’t never gonna love herself (not the miss potato head she had turned into adding this that and the 3rd)
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Why did I just hear Ike Turner when I read that? This, that and the 3rd…
@dawn it didn’t look like you had one in that pic from this morning
@Sass
I’m with you…rather have Kelly’s body any day… Bey’s curves are hawt, but can get real sloppy real fast if not constantly maintained…and I agree that Kelly’s bone structure is striking…
What’s the difference between b u t t -pads, make-up, weave, girdle, wonder br@’s, etc… (don’t they all hold a similar function)
Is there an acceptable pecking order of tabooedness (like an ooh, un-un scale)?
BTW – why did the local, urban female hair product store (next to the barbershop) have b u t t-pads in a box like Wal Mart $5.00 dvds!
Yall niggas always just up and leave my azz in the last post..
<<<found his picture…
Man don’t feel bad…they did it to me too
NONE OF YALL SHOULD WANT THE BODY OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY! WTF?
Not to mention Kelly’s Donkey like facial features.
@Wut I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I refreshed this page!
*holds Ohoney by the ass* its okay bew
Totally loves Dawns point of view
FIANCE I did just now just for you boo but you know I dont see chit so hopefully it worked
OHoney says:
@Wut I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I refreshed this page!
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Cute ain’t he?
@Man
Do Not Start!
Kelly does not have a donkey or horse face to me…yes, it’s long but it is VERY pretty and feminine…she has a natural glow…
@OHONEY
“Man don’t feel bad…they did it to me too ”
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I think we should have wild, nasty, sweaty, butt naked relations in front of them to make ‘em all jealous!
*slaps Man* Kelly is beautiful!
@Dawn
I stay in my space like a valet parked car.
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@Man… (Comment #56)
I really WONDER how many actually KNOW just HOW SKINNY Kelly Is… And if so, WHY on EARTH you would want to be THAT THIN w/ NO AZZ Worth Mentioning
His_Mommy623 says:
*holds Ohoney by the ass* its okay bew
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So you totally went past the hands and straight to the azz huh…
@The woman who makes life worth living…
@His I feel….so…..comforted
@Man that’ll teach em huh
@French
SIKE
Then you will be the one manhandling him
@Wut
only cus she pretends to not LOVE it
@MAN however you can get huh….
do you get sex on a regular basis?
@FELINE
“Do Not Start!
Kelly does not have a donkey or horse face to me…yes, it’s long but it is VERY pretty and feminine…she has a natural glow…”
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So are we going to go with Zebra?? Mule? I mean, I KNOW she related to the Horse family somehow.
AND why would a woman want the body of a young boy? She got breast implants and moved UP to a training bra.
@Ohoney i do what i can *^5′s ur bewbs*
StillASassyOne says:
I hate Dawn sooooo much…… soooo soooo much….
*bangs head on the desk laughing*
Watch me use: “stay in your space like a valet parked car” in a sentence tonight. I swear I am!
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I’m slick, know that… Sandra tough as a shape up tennis shoe on the set of a Precious movie but she see me watching.. I’m get that ass at Lenox mall one day… nobody can resist a beautiful smile and a nice natural rack and I got racks on racks on racks.. but it I take my bra off I got brown tube socks 5 for $10.
His_Mommy623 says:
@Wut
only cus she pretends to not LOVE it
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Is she playing hard to get?…
French KI$$E$ says:
@dawn it didn’t look like you had one in that pic from this morning
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Which pic? I got pics everywhere.. awe hail..
Dawn Sheen says:
I’m slick, know that… Sandra tough as a shape up tennis shoe on the set of a Precious movie but she see me watching.. I’m get that ass at Lenox mall one day… nobody can resist a beautiful smile and a nice natural rack and I got racks on racks on racks.. but it I take my bra off I got brown tube socks 5 for $10.
@ELOVE
“I really WONDER how many actually KNOW just HOW SKINNY Kelly Is… And if so, WHY on EARTH you would want to be THAT THIN w/ NO AZZ Worth Mentioning ”
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She’s a geometry teachers dream. She got 90 degree angles and straight lines all over her body.
Got washboard abs…and a washboard azz
@Wut please dont feed into her foolishness
@FRENCH
“however you can get huh….
do you get sex on a regular basis?”
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I like for ladies to be more ‘subtle’ when they offer themselves to me.
@Man
Whatever dude, I’m not going to talk chit about her face…I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it HONESTLY!
As far as her body, I think women are more so talking about her ability to be naturally small. Sure, she could use some more curves (hence the butt pads and her breast implants) but she’s got a physically cute and toned stomach, toned arms, and nice legs…that is all…
His_Mommy623 says:
Dawn Sheen says:
UP READING YO COMMENTS TODAY!!!
I’m slick, know that… Sandra tough as a shape up tennis shoe on the set of a Precious movie but she see me watching.. I’m get that ass at Lenox mall one day… nobody can resist a beautiful smile and a nice natural rack and I got racks on racks on racks.. but it I take my bra off I got brown tube socks 5 for $10.
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DAWN IMMA GET WRITTEN THE
Yeah it’s not that I’m comparing ( I am, but ) it’s the fact that Kelly is a beautiful woman just like Beyonce and the difference between them is confidence. You can tell Kelly doesn’t have a lot because SHE compares herself to Beyonce and feels that she doesn’t measure up.
My 4’11 azz has been skinny, chunky and all that **** and I ain’t never knew cos you couldn’t tell me I wasn’t the finest bish on the block LOL
If Kelly had Beyonce’s body she would be like a slimmed version of Kelly Price or a Bria Myles type.
If Beyonce had Kelly’s body, she would be …. Amerie
@Wut, see how she fronts? lmaooo
OHoney says:
@Wut please dont feed into her foolishness
okay…. I’ll just sit ova here 
and snack on 
<<<sprinkled with powdwered ranch dressing
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You guys are stressing me out!
but it I take my bra off I got brown tube socks 5 for $10.
This girl be talking so much 
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I LOVE her shape! Kelly seems so down to earth too.
His_Mommy623 says:
@Wut, see how she fronts? lmaooo
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@FELINE
“Whatever dude, I’m not going to talk chit about her face…I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it HONESTLY!
As far as her body, I think women are more so talking about her ability to be naturally small. Sure, she could use some more curves (hence the butt pads and her breast implants) but she’s got a physically cute and toned stomach, toned arms, and nice legs…that is all…”
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Babe, Kelly is ugly in the face. No way around that. She has horse like features. But I feel what you sayin.
Feline Feminine says:
Kelly doesn’t need to constantly get compared to Bey…she is in a beauty class all her own, they are two different types of beautiful, one not outshining the other IMHO…that is all…
#THIS
SUP
Hi Choco!
Gaaahhhh I just had a flash back of my chunky azz behind rocking belly shirts and thinking I was so fine. Shoot I still pulled mad puss puss and hella dyck so go figure. And I aint the cutest thang weather hahaha. What can I say, I was brought up well!
i adore Amerie
*calls Jacob* Fiance deserves some new stones..
(i cnt wait til she thanks me for them *squeals*)
@Man
You’d probably CLOWN my husband…he truly thinks Kelly is a bad bish and says so all the time…
Either ****
@Dawn
You are so crazy I had to text my friend what you said about tube socks I have tears in my eyes over here :rofl;
miss g says:
Yeah it’s not that I’m comparing ( I am, but ) it’s the fact that Kelly is a beautiful woman just like Beyonce and the difference between them is confidence. You can tell Kelly doesn’t have a lot because SHE compares herself to Beyonce and feels that she doesn’t measure up.
My 4’11 azz has been skinny, chunky and all that **** and I ain’t never knew cos you couldn’t tell me I wasn’t the finest bish on the block LOL
@Dawn the one with the green pants…..and you holding a fruit..looked like an apple on steroids…
FE FE FEEL ME UP BUTTERCUP
I love y’all God bless and good night!
@Man
In YOUR opinion…
Cha Chaaaaaaaaaaaaa *lays u on a bed roses and cues Babyface*
@Ohoney *while dusting off my buns* who u hate?
hey Tatted! wheres yo gravi?
French KI$$E$ says:
@Dawn the one with the green pants…..and you holding a fruit..looked like an apple on steroids…
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where u see that at? wait you’s on my twitter? I is so dumbs Tamar Braxton dumbs…
WUT….I HATECHOO GRAVI!
My gravi is gone…waiting to update! It always takes all day! When I get back on Monday, it should be there! UGH!
@SASO..this is so off topic but i found at emotiocon of
and was hollin bought you fightning. Dont you do that anymore:)
@ Choco
Cha, Fe, and Tatted
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Dawn
You are so crazy I had to text my friend what you said about tube socks I have tears in my eyes over here :rofl;
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I wanna do improv one day…………………
@Ohoney by my buns i meant urs btw
@WUT
K 2dance with colons but you must do these also blow jack and eatme just becuz K and thanks
@Choco
His_Mommy623 says:
Cha Chaaaaaaaaaaaaa *lays u on a bed roses and cues Babyface*
YOU SO ROMANTICO and shyt Bew…
HEEEY HIS. My gravi taking too long to update! I got cursed out for having the “lip stick out” gravi so I changed it….2 NO AVAIL!
@Dawn get home so we can see the fight btch!
You wanna do – I could’ve sworn that’s what you do in here everyday either way – I’d say GO FOR IT!
His
Amerie is like the black eskimo import of Mya. She got enough black in her to pass but not enough in her to have any rhythm.
CHOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the most finest MILF OF MY DREAMS
@FELINE FEMININE
There are mathematical comparisons that can be done that proves what I say.
@MISS G
Why don’t I recall speaking to you before…
Cha Cha
Hello
Choco (My Bliss)
Cha Cha (My Love)
Fefe (My Baybee)
HIS (Thee Biz-Niz)
Imma have to ride with Man on this one. I don’t think Kelly is attractive at all.
HIS you do too much
these buns here *grabs my buns* are spoken for my dear
@dawn yes twitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dot com
@Man
Don’t bother elaborating…opinions are like azzholes, we all have one… for the record with all the plastic surgery Kim K is getting done to her face her cheeks are starting to look equestrian like, but that’s just MY opinion…
AWESOME! *imagines u look like D’angelo (pre-crack issues) and humps the skin off of ur back*
Cha-Cha *brushes your bangs out the way*
@sandrarose
AUNTIEEE I am about to email you some dirt for a blind… Its juicyyy!
@SAM
“Imma have to ride with Man on this one. I don’t think Kelly is attractive at all.”
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*gasp*
You might get lynched for that!
Knowing that Kelly belongs in someone’s barn.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
WUT….I HATECHOO GRAVI!
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This is my mental rendition… This what I see everytime there is a yella debate…
i know, i already spoke to em bew
@HH
I GUESS Perception is Everything because Bey isn’t THAT THICK Any more… She’s LOST Weight (Word) NOW she’s more Curvy as far as Hips & Breast and She has a Thicker-Frame BUT Bey’s isn’t Considered THICK (To Me…)
Kim K look like a elfin now her eyes are always smizing and it looks like some pulled her face all the way back
Why do I even put up the good fight??
@SamYell
That’s all good, you have that right, but I know of MANY men who have openly stated their finding her to be beautiful… it is what it is, I’m not trying to force @Man to find her attractive, if he thinks she’s busted that’s definitely his right…I don’t find Ashanti to be all that gorgeous (she’s around the way cute to me), but he thinks she’s the chit…
*squeals* My FIANCE knows good and well I love stones SIGH she can have/get whatever she wants
Ladies I think the MEN should entertain us with their own freak stories #FEELING RANDY
@FELINE
“Don’t bother elaborating…opinions are like azzholes, we all have one… for the record with all the plastic surgery Kim K is getting done to her face her cheeks are starting to look equestrian like, but that’s just MY opinion… ”
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My baby hasn’t had plastic surgery for one. And let me tell you something, just because someone labels something an “opinion” doesn’t make it so.
If I say it is my “opinion” that 2 is greater than 3, IT’S WRONG!
Kelly, unfortunately, looks like a horse and if we took mathematical comparisons I’m sure her facial measurements would be very close to those of a horse and it’s genetic family.
@Sassy, if you’re still in here. Ok, it sounds like you’ve already thought it out
Hmmm, I see yall still on topic….
Choco aka Hippie says:
@WUT
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Sandra… look what Choco made me do!!runs off crying 
K 2dance with colons but you must do these also blow jack and eatme just becuz K and thanks
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kay
i dnt know why either @Ohoney
@Fiance, expect a delivery around noonish on Monday #CustomPeices
@Man, Kim K’s wax figure looks realer than her…shut up
Kelly is really doing her thing:applause:
@FELINE
DON’T BE TALKIN BOUT MY BABY ASHANTI!
Ms. Choco
Kim-K is just ATROCIOUS LQQKING To ME… NOW there was a Time when She was ACTUALLY Cute & Somewhat Sexxy to ME (NOT NOW Though !!!)
who was tom’bout Ashantis ****ed up toes and sideburns?
@Man
*sits next to ELove* tell me something good sweetie
@ELOVE
She used to be cute now Im like y you do that looking like that crazy Plastic Surgeon Freakazoid named Jocelyn
@His
Girl, that chick is hairier than a muhfugga…
@man
I think last time I posted was like 7-8+ months ago. I’m more of a lurker.
Sup His!
*dissappointed because I look closer to Lou Diamond Phillips than I do Deangelo*
Elove
Yeah man. Perception is reality but I’ve been hipped to that whole a$$ vs hip thing. You give a woman hips…from the front you can see her heart.
(in my Loso voice)…looking like she an got a$$ probably… they say that’s a sign,… astrology
@OHONEY
and 
We always let them hear about us they need to tell us more so I can take notes
*sits next on Ohoney whos sitting next to Eluvah*
@Awesome, Lou Diamond eh?
@FeFe
WELL Damn… What do you have AGAINST Ashanti Baby !!!
Because she don’t have a Nose-Job or FAKE Tiddays SHE warrants a “Just Around the Way” Cute
Ashanti can GET IT Constantly… I’d RATHER lay with SOME Natural FEMALE Cushion than Some Skin-n-Bones w/ FAKE Boobs JMO
@FELINE
That just mean the puss good and juicy!
Ol hatin azz.
@Valerie
LOL! I won’t do it anymore! I swear!
Aight ya’ll I’m out! Bout to do this 2.5 hr drive home, then get on here and see who got shot!
@Dawn
I swear- if at 6 PM, you are in here airing your grievances and you dont twitter me 1st or somebody here doesn’t email me, I’ma have to tell Sandra NEVER to date you!!
Somebody hit me on the underground when Dawn starts going off- I may have to pull over to the side of the beltway and watch the melee!
*grabs Dawn’s ‘James Brown’ cape and folds it up for later*
“…and when I leave, come together like butt cheeks…”
@ELove
I have NOTHING against Ashanti, I just don’t think she’s anything special to write home about…my opinion has nothing to do with her body parts being real or fake…lol…she’s a cute girl, and ummm, it ends there for me..
COME ON BRUH’s tell us what you like for your signifcant other to do to you #SHY
@FELINE
“Quit comparing apples to oranges, 2 being less than 3 is a FACT…I can’t help that I’ve hear numerous men refer to Kelly as beautiful…I can’t help that at all… it’s an OPINION…but I digress, Kelly ain’t paying me to defend her all day on this blog, so go on and place her in your barn that you speak of… ”
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That’s my point exactly. It can be PROVEN that Kelly is closer in apperance to that of a horse than the average woman. Therefore it is NOT my opinion.
But she does belong in a barn somewhere.
StillASassyOne says:
Lawd…Kelly is too gorgeous for words. Looks like a damn Black Barbie…not the Lil Kim, Nicki Minaj ones either.
________________________________________________________________________::cosign: I feel this way about Solange also. They have natural beauty with and without the caked on make up.
FIANCE no prob and expect for something of yours to be oh so very sore
#yourwelcome
That’s my point exactly. It can be PROVEN that Kelly is closer in apperance to that of a horse than the average woman. Therefore it is NOT my opinion.
But she does belong in a barn somewhere.
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smh…
@Fefe
Wait!! I’m hairy!!
It just means that we have to keep an esthetician on speed dial, that’s all!! Besides….hairy chicks tend to always have a thick head of hair! *flips hair a la Candi*
Fefe- you hurting my feelings!! I like Ashanti! Me and her share the same hairy/thunder thighs issue!!! Go back to pittin them against Bey & Kim K!
@FeFe
Ohh OK Then… And I could see WHY Females wouldn’t think THAT Highly of Ashanti from a PURE Beauty standpoint but THOSE be the very TYPE OF FEMALES your Mans & Dem be CHEATING Around With (Word…)
@Choco I don’t think they gon satisfy your curiosity hun
*sigh* I loves me some HARLEM
oh she moved US over eh?
That’s becuz they don’t have any freak stories
@Sass
Wait!! I’m hairy!! It just means that we have to keep an esthetician on speed dial, that’s all!! Besides….hairy chicks tend to always have a thick head of hair! *flips hair a la Candi*
Fefe- you hurting my feelings!! I like Ashanti! Me and her share the same hairy/thunder thighs issue!!! Go back to pittin them against Bey & Kim K!
cause folks be calling me ‘Cousin It’
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I KNOW I may be dangerously putting MYSELF in position of being shot BUT… Handing OHH Honey a glass of Sippy-Sippy WHILE Caressing Sexxy-Mama’s Right Nipple with My Tongue WHILE Squeezing on Her AZZ
The chickenhead are the boyz just in case
Dawn Sheen says:
StillASassyOne says:
I hate Dawn sooooo much…… soooo soooo much….
*bangs head on the desk laughing*
Watch me use: “stay in your space like a valet parked car” in a sentence tonight. I swear I am!
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I’m slick, know that… Sandra tough as a shape up tennis shoe on the set of a Precious movie but she see me watching.. I’m get that ass at Lenox mall one day… nobody can resist a beautiful smile and a nice natural rack and I got racks on racks on racks.. but it I take my bra off I got brown tube socks 5 for $10.
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This nut is off the da chain!!!
Love u Dawn! Sandra, give her a chance. U2 would be cute with your matching backpacks.
@ELove
Ninjas be cheatin’ on gorgeous women with bald-headed scaliwags, so that really means nada to me
I mean just look at that thang Ahhnold cheated with… 
Ummmm Ashanti looks like winnie the pooo
COMMENT 186
you are but do as you see fit
FIANCE
shall speak to ya later
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
@CHOCO
What kinda stories you looking to hear?
#mad at Feline for her hateful remarks regarding the BEAUTIFUL Ashanti
@Choco
On that note, I’m outta here…have a great weekend everyone…we are ALL beautiful in God’s eyes!
Hello HIT IT HARDER
Hey OHONEY witcha thickazz
and 
to my BFF HARLEM WORLD …. TATTED *writes CHA CHA was here on your eyelids
Choco
She got to be into it (can’t be half a$$ing). If you’re going to …., then …. it right. Take notes from the flicks. Noises are good. Pinky does some instructional videos – lol. Also, dont neglect the two little buddies. We also like the “throw it back” manuever. If you can throw it lot third and a lot…
Dont go over board on trying to be aggressive (we like to be in control). You can be demanding, but not order-givers (to a certain extent).
While 4-play may be good to you, knowdat, that chit cant last 4ever.
Oh yeah, complaining gets you marked down.
Well dayum *sips drink* #186
I thought the point of but pads was to trick people into thinking that that’s your ass. If we know that ain’t your ass, what the damn point?
(goes to read the comments now)
@FeFe
… 
I DON’T even have a Comeback for THAT (Because it’s Too True…) But Not me Though… I don’t CHEAT Downward (That’s Completely LAME To ME)
@Man
Awww, don’t be mad!
If I woke up looking like Ashanti, I’d be very happy with myself!
There! is that better????
Choco
Quick story…. a chick once showed me that she can use “pop rocks” candy in a pleasurably, explosive way. #creativity
Oh and before I go
I LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ME SOME CHA CHAAAAAAAA
YSO Beymen have a wonderful praise sasha dancing weekend
@ #186 OHoney is aroused…because of me
Im tryna leave but *in the black weather man from Family Guys voice* ITZ GAWN RAIN.. its dark as shyt outside
Hold me OHONEY!
s’cuse me i tripped into ur ass..
OHHH Honey…
I WAS fixing to GET TO You NEXT but Ahhhhh (See Comment #191) TRUST ME… She don’t mean THAT SHYT but IT was NICE while it lasted Though
Now playing Go Shorty by Travis Porter abt to go reup the money I missed from the failed welcome home Gucci Mane party part 999 last week. In addition to lap dances I will also be selling my usual cat fish nuggets and hand jobs…I will hv on Adele Givens outfit from Players Club…
Ashanti…after a couple of weeks with your boy, when she says, “bananas”…it’ll have a whole new meaning about what she is referring to.
@HH
Baby I often forget the buddies cuz he moaning so much from me having the tree in my mouth and I def want to try pop rocks but afraid I will choke and die not funny cuz true story
@MAN
What you like for your girl to do favorite position Im taking notes I have a new friend that I want to seduce and torture
@FELINE
“If I woke up looking like Ashanti, I’d be very happy with myself!
There! is that better????”
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MUCH BETTER!
I love seeing my Cha’Chizzleeeeee
OMG Its pouring outside
I’m stuck hea!! (I’m home but I was s’posed to be going to the gym)
Hello All. I’ve always liked Kelly because she doesn’t appear to be a jealous-natured person. She feels good in her own skin and probably can give another beautiful woman a compliment with ease and mean it. She seems to have a sweet nature about her. IMO, Kelly is as beautiful as Beyonce if not more. I love how she carries herself but if late she seems to be showing more skin. And as for her new cut, I forget the name, why does everyone sound like Rihanna? IMO. Neither have that old Whitney or Patty range, can’t hit dem high notes.
HIS you are delusional…you been sharings drugs with JayYellaWhateveHisNameIs
#patient
@ELove oh babe, I’m still here and waiting for you to finish with her
Throwback: Standing NUDE in SR waiting to be fondled
I KID damn yall remember I used to do that 
oh man Dawn
COMMENT 203 you a smart motherflucker I tell ya
you saw straight thru that chit.
OHONEY did I eva tell you I lub you SIGH well I do
delusional my ass…ion know why i try with u….u dnt deserve all o’ dis anyway…take yo bougie ass on somewhere! hmph
FROM THIS DAY FORTH I WANT NATHAN TO DO WITH OLDHONEY…shes evil!
*sniffles*
Miss
why must you love me on the low for soooooooo long girl???
Express yo self
@Fiance dnt love her shes a horrible heffa
Ty, Sandra has a back pack, nt to be confused with back fat…I hv a muffin top that’s not code for anything….I just got coushin for the pushing…I’m sure my Sandra got that Pinky wood in her back pack…I’d ride her like Frankie and Neffe on Keyshia Cole coat tail (during her jeezy, baby teeth days, nt the hoe turned housewife days)
Choco
Oh yeah…we also like it when you say stuff you dont mean like… “c..e in$!de me”. “f the sh!t outta me”, “it’s too b!g”, “I want to have your baby” (pause)…etc
Did this b!tch say “OldHoney”
shes not expressing shat! u better gawn nah! OLDHoney
I know Im late chimingin and all, but there is
way Kelly is prettier than Beyonce.. yall can be nice as pie to her but facts are facts 
her skirt is pretty fitting.. maybe that is her lil rump poking out in the back.. I mean, she aint lookion like nikki m or anything.. its… cool for her size
WELP you heard my FIANCE she said I cant love you and I was just about to really love you but since my counseling session I have no desire to make her mad.
I sho did, u have mistreated me 4 the last time… *talk to the hand*
I hate Dawn with er’fiber of my being
Now I’m the enemy. See how sh!t changes so fast with us women
Choco aka Hippie says:
Throwback: Standing NUDE in SR waiting to be fondled I KID damn yall remember I used to do that
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Oh yeah…we also like it when you say stuff you dont mean like… “c..e in$!de me”. “f the sh!t outta me”, “it’s too b!g”, “I want to have your baby” (pause)…etc
I say that chit when it’s oh so good and then be like 
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of* #225
@Fiance, mhm cus I will call Jacob back QUICK…that heffa thinks shes too good for me so that means she cnt be cool with my woman either..
all I ever did was be kind to that behind
I want red velvet cake…#random
His
How to become boo’ed up – lol
@HH
and then I say make sure you take care of your puzzzzaaaayyyyy that chit will increase his PUSH
FIANCE
not necessary I dont want no problems at all.
STAY DRY CUZ IM ABOUT TO HIT THIS WEATHER UP!
@Choco and HH since i’m rained in, i will watch this convo from the sidelines. I have nothing else to do…
Choco
Pillow talk is a mug. Remember 50 Cent baby mom tried to sue him because he promised her stuff and his defense in court was that it was just pillow talk. #iwasjustplayingwithyou
@HIS
HH know what he is doing with the females im sure of it!
Ok lovelies I’m out
Special goodbye to HIS and her beautiful boo MissH oh and ELove *wink*
“OldHoney”
@Fiance, ion know bout NY but its ridiculous over here in North Jersey. Be careful bew
all for the road lol
dnt ban me SR I had to take care of my bish…
Hard Hitter says:
Choco
Oh yeah…we also like it when you say stuff you dont mean like… “c..e in$!de me”. “f the sh!t outta me”, “it’s too b!g”, “I want to have your baby” (pause)…etc
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WESTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY OTHA SUPER FINE CHOCOLATE BEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTIE
HIS……YOU MAKE ME MARSH
@HH
DAMN I really like his sex!
Yes it is cuz his grinding turns into a slow grind and then I be Im fallin in love with this nicca
Choco aka Hippie says:
That’s becuz they don’t have any freak stories
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Okay when I was 21 I was living in Kansas and going to school. I had went out with some friends to a club. Well there was this DJ He was FIIIYYYNNNEE!!!(Think Michael Ealy) I went and requested a song and the words out of his mouth was “Lawd have mercy, anything for you!” He asked my name and all through the night he was complimenting and sending drinks. We flirted and groped each other in passing. Well towards the end of the night he said “Ms. Wut, you are wanted at the DJ booth..pun intended” So I went up he said I am wrapping up in about 30 mins want to take a ride with me. I asked “Do you mean in your car or on your lap?” He said lets start in the car and the choice is yours from there” So we hop in his jeep we drive off. and we talking and his hands creeped up my little skirt. I didn’t stop him cuz I was feel the monsta in his pants. He asked if we were going to make it to his place I said we can make stops in between. He pulls off into a side road gets out and opens my door gets on his knees and eat me right there! It was the best tongue lashing I have ever had. Then he stands up and whips it out… A 9 millimeter and shoots me in the head!!! I’m dead right now!
hmph! *throws a bottle of Honey @ her ass on her way out*
I cnt believe her bougie behavior today…
ok I guess I shall drag myself offline now
Im just gawn have to work out at home… bye guys!
I see no buttpads here
her booty looks the same to me!
GOT DAMN WUT GREAT STORY BISH Y AM I GONNA TRY AND DO THAT #SIKE
what the fack is wrong with WUT?
oh gawd BYE!
His
Choco is a bad b!tch, she be using and abusing these DMV ninjas. Since you at home His, last night (late-late) a movie came on called “King of Paper Chasing”… it was good for a low budget hood flick.
Also, DeRay’s standup comedy show is hilarious (check your local listings).
Ashanti looks like a lightly-waxed wolf pup. But she has a nice body so I guess things even out.
Thinking of WUTS story again
BISH : )
Choco is a bad b!tch, she be using and abusing these DMV ninjas.
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Damn I hope it don’t seem like that
Cha Chizzle!!!!!
Choco
He’s probably thinking the same about you, like what can I do in the sack to make her….
I learned a moved called the chicken wing but I havent found anyone who can sustain the hold for more than a few thrusts – lol.
CHit HH
What is the chicken wing describe it i like it ruff at times- smiles at him thinking of me like that!
:offftopic: I text my hubby a pic of my casabas and he text back… I need to suck on those all night long, you know Im lacking nutrishment
ROFL
at Nutrishment! 
Choco
It’s a dog-derivative (you may have already experienced it). Its when instead of on all fours, she is on all twos with the guy holding onto her arms (reversed windmill) like controlling a saddle on a horse (no pun…not meant to degrade). Almost like a child game of mercy. She must have a higher pain threshold, a health $ex-drive and not be afraid of falling off a bike because the sense of not having your arms available to brace yourself can lead to momentary panic and a desire to regain use of your upper extremities again – lol
Excuse any typos
@HH
but I will still try it 
Gotcha he will be like babe WTF
Uh-Oh X is KILLIN that dayum gravi rat now
CHA I dont know if prev comment posted but I LUVS U
Choco
Some chicks think they are too pretty to get down and dirty or lack being able to take a long piping to make it enjoyable for both parites. They just want #missionaryallday.
Oh yeah, the dude cant be clumsy…gotta be able to anchor his weight to not be off balance or you both will come to a crash landing.
AUNTY SANDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA APPROVE MY NAME CHANGE WOMAN! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
Fayla
What it do? How was the choking?
FAYLA FAY BAY BAY I saw it and I
and 
YOU BACK BEAUTIFUL!
Hard Hitter says:
Some chicks think they are too pretty to get down and dirty or lack being able to take a long piping to make it enjoyable for both parites. They just want #missionaryallday.
Cha Cha
Hope all is well. You are the champ. Your smile will brighten up the dimmest day.
Fighting through cramps….#neverletthemseeyousweat
Sandra, I knew it I knew it…that booty was just to big.
Hard Hitter says:
Awww you are too sweet! 
Cha Cha
Your smile will brighten up the dimmest day.
hello! just checking to see if my photo has updated
thank you fayla for telling me how to upload my photo. Now I can show ya’ll my beautiful face
Tat!!!!!!
My daddy always thought Kelly was the prettiest mbr of DC back then I thought Latavia was now not so much
I think Ashanti and Kim K are both pretty
I don’t think she wearing buttpads… I mean Kelly always had a nice shape even though she small…
can we get a post about the fire at the Rhianna concert in Dallas last night?
No new posts all weekend huh Sandra?
Kelly rocks
Feline Feminine says:
No new posts all weekend huh Sandra?
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so I can’t take the weekend off?
Hey FeFe! I see u guhl! Crute’ nice lips
Hey Purty Laci
YW sug, cute gravi 
Morning SR Family
Good mor-tin Fayla
Good Morning Lovely Ladies & Gentlemen of SR.com!
Good Morning, Fay Fay (my bay bay)
(Finally got that gravi up, huh?! NICE)
Good Morning, Laci
Good morning! I hate Monday’s
Be still my po lil
TaBew Yo gravi was worf tha w8 
Niiiiiiiice!!!
GM BBW!
GM Fayla! How was ur weekend?
Morning Fayla and Tatted
!
@Sandra
Yes, you are allowed, just keep the blog on and poppin’ during the week
@BBW it was boring, a movie weekend. watched “Limitless”
“No Strings Attached” (give it a B-) & Insidious :thumbsdown: HATED IT!
how was urs?
@Fayla
Thanks! I thought I’d put a pic up since Sandra kept getting on me for talkin’ about folks!
@BBW, oh yeah nice gravi, those braids r ca-yute!
Thank you Fay Fay! I don’t YIKE it! But it beats a “SR issued gravi!” LOL
Good morning Fefe. VERY NICE GRAVI!
@FeFe
yeah she kinda put u out there a pinch, but u rose 2 the challenge smashingly 
@TaBewski
Chile boo wit dat foolishness..I guess imma luvs it enuff for all BOF a us..hhmph!
@ Fayla Thank you, haven’t had braids in years decided to give it a try again. I’m ready to take em out and get a different color. My weekend was boring too. Kids were gone, and I just watched netflix and played call of duty in honor of my boys LOL
@Tatted
Thanks Hon!
@Fayla
@BBW I like the color on u (I love color
)..dang I hate boring weekends UGH! but I’ll take that over working (which I did Saturday 
) anyday..
Oshay Oshay Fay!! Sometimes strong luv will change a person mind! I YUVS IT!
Morning all!!! Once again, the weekend went by entirely TOO fast.
Thats a bad Azzzz dress she got on… it would look so badd on me