Kim Kardashian and Kris H. mark the end of single life

It wasn’t just another party for reality TV star Kim Kardashian last night at Tao in Las Vegas. It was a celebration to mark the end of her troubled history as a single woman who had problems keeping a man.

After running through half the eligible bachelors on both coasts, the 30-year-old silicone Queen decided New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries, 26, would do nicely.

Kim threw her Bachelorette shindig — complete with midget exotic strippers — at Club Tao in Vegas with her mom, Kris Jenner, sisters Khloe and Kourtney, and friends such as La La Vazquez-Anthony, 32, in attendance.

Later, Kim crashed her fiance’s stag party at Lavo in Vegas around 2 a.m., where the 6 ft 9 inch power forward partied with Kim’s brother Rob, Khloe’s husband, Lamar Odom, and a gaggle of NBA stars.

Of course, it was all filmed for an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! Entertainment TV. So check your local listings!

Photos: Wireimage.com, Splash, Rex Features


 


111 Responses to “Kim Kardashian and Kris H. mark the end of single life”

  1. 1

    Sandra can we get aa ppic of those chocolate penus straws they had :waiting:

  2. 2

    whogivesafluck.org.net.edu/notme :coffee:

  3. 3
    chibytex says:

    the 30-year-old silicone Queen
    _________________________________
    :hahaha:

  4. 4
    laykeya says:

    BOOOOORRRING! :yawn:

  5. 5
    YSoSerious says:

    What Fayla said. :coffee:

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    metnwt says:

    Man, I am so sick of these skanks I could scream!

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    mirsmommy says:

    :dead: @Fay

    :lol:

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    :gossip: :haha:

  9. 9
    candibfly says:

    lotta folks have trouble keeping a man or woman for that matter :coffee:

  10. 10

    :dead: @TaBew!!! have i told u I :heart: u today??

    GM Candi, Mirs, Yso, Lay-Lay, & Chi :waves:

    Hope errybody had a good weekend. this humidity got me thinkin about keratin straightening..I CANNOT GO AROUND LOOKIN LIKE THIS HERE!!!

  11. 11
    chibytex says:

    Why the fukk does Scott always have a damn hot suit….he takes him self waaaay to serious…

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    :crying: I got another damn inspection today!

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    2know the ledge says:

    whogivesafluck.org.net.edu/notme :cosign: but since they were in vegas and it’s big on gambling

    *pulls out mini booklet* taking bets to see how long this last or until Ray-J claims he was her motivation for getting married :hahaha:

  15. 15

    Chi
    it appears Scott has Shiny Suit Sydrome
    I HATE SHINY SUITS!!!!!

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    Anna says:

    chibytex says:

    Why the fukk does Scott always have a damn hot suit….he takes him self waaaay to serious…

    ~~~~~
    He thinks he’s Donald Trump.

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    jazi65 says:

    After running through half the eligible bachelors on both coasts, the 30-year-old silicone Queen decided New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries, 26, would do nicely

    :hahaha:

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    lady_cn says:

    Am I the only one that thinks Khloe’s head looks exceptionally big in these pictures? I mean, I like the girl but damn! :blink:

  19. 19
    laykeya says:

    GM Fayla :waves: and mirs and Tatted :kiss: and Chybytext if that is you in the pic, Nice. It be taking me so long to post a comment because I gotta scroll though the emoticon list. I mean how hard is it to remember waves and kiss?

  20. 20

    JAZI :pacifier:

    CN!!!!!!!!!! Oh how I’ve missed your pure and innocent face!

    still waitin to see them chocolate penus straws………..

  21. 21
    vero says:

    hey Fay !!!! :waves:

  22. 22
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fay Fay…..DO I HAVE TO TAKE IT BACK??? :think:

  23. 23
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JAZI….WHAT IN THE SAME HEYUL??? HOW YOU DOING???? :pacifier:

    @ Lay Lay….HEEEY MAMA! :kiss:

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    lady_cn says:

    @Luscious

    I’ve missed you too. Get ready to see a lot more of me here, I’ve changed jobs so my time has freed up drastically. :dance:

    lol

  25. 25

    Vero
    How niceof you to leave them mang mangs out for the world to see
    Is that part of an areola I see
    Yes I think that’s part of an areola
    Oh wait are we sposed to be lookin at your braids

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    StillASassyOne says:

    OMG! Something about this bish irks my fukkin soul!! I’ve never seen attention whoring the way the Kardashians pull it off!! I feel bad for Kris- this bish is going to leave him as SOON as another rich chocolate piece comes around.

    Kim is highly annoying, agitating and fukkin boring to look at. PLEASE stop posting on this hoe! I used to be able to tolerate her but this is just overload for a slut-puppy with no fukkin talent known to speak of! Bish couldn’t even do a sextape right!! :mad:

  27. 27

    CN
    I’m lookin forward to seeing more of you…………

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    Oh no u di-int put the BH 120 pallet in the gravi TaBew :lol: & sadly the answer to ur question is yes :rollseyes:

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    candibfly says:

    though i don’t have a strong dislike (or like for that matter) for her i often wonder what the appeal is. she’s very boring to me and continually gets endorsement deals :shrugs: oh well, ride the wave while she can i guess. i’ve seen folks do a lot more for a lot less.

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    lady_cn says:

    Oh Luscious! :ashamed:

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    mirsmommy says:

    Heyyyy Laykey :waves:

    :dead: twice, cuz of Luscious!!!!!

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    YSoSerious says:

    Has MAN actually been banned or is he gonna come in and defend his ho bag lady? :waiting:

  34. 34

    :rofl: @Sassy “Bish couldn’t even do a sextape right!!” IKR! & to think that’s what put made her famous! :wtf:

    :rofl: @Luscious!!

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    chibytex says:

    Bish couldn’t even do a sextape right!!
    ________________________________________
    :hahaha: How you fukk up a sex tape….

    That **** was like watching paint dry…just BOR-ING….

    It aint like Ray-J wasnt working with something….Bish just wack!!!

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    laykeya says:

    StillASassyOne says:

    OMG! Something about this bish irks my fukkin soul!!
    It’s the fakeness :coffee:

  37. 37

    CN
    I said around here!
    #purelyinnocent

  38. 38
    chibytex says:

    @Mirs
    Hey chia :waves:

  39. 39

    @Yso u & me are >>>HERE<<< u know it aint like @Man to not come to this slag's (slut bag) defense :rollseyes:

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Fay….YES I DID PUT UP THE BH 120 PALETTE #1 :rofl:

    You said yes to my question even though there is graphics and chit??? :no:

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    free says:

    scott is the only one who doesn’t look like pure clown-azz.

  42. 42

    :rolleyes: WHO CARES…THEY LOOK STUPID ANYWAY!!! :rolleyes:

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    chibytex says:

    YSoSerious says:

    Has MAN actually been banned or is he gonna come in and defend his ho bag lady?
    _________________________________
    I hope Auntie aint let a :chickenhead: stop Man from posting….that’ll be real fukked up if she did…. :chickenhead: needs to develop thicker skin….

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    candibfly says:

    lemme put out a man signal *a lazy eye*

    faylay :yahoo:

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    chibytex says:

    free says:

    scott is the only one who doesn’t look like pure clown-azz.
    _____________________________________
    He just looks overheated and outta place is all….
    :coffee:

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    jazi65 says:

    Lusc :boobs: Tatt :grill:

    :hi: SR Fam

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    Ididntreallymeanit says:

    It won’t last, her extensions look nice.

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    lady_cn says:

    Luscious

    You? Innocent? :hahaha:

  49. 49

    Tired of this family and the whole feaux reality TV trend at this point. Good luck, I guess :shrug:

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    candibfly says:

    lemme put out a man signal *a lazy eye*
    _________________
    :hailnaw: :rofl:

  51. 51
    candibfly says:

    tatted can u do my make up for the el concert?

    i need some sexy yet natural looking :yes:

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    Ididntreallymeanit says:

    I like her dress

  53. 53

    I see major spillage!

    CN you think I’m not capable of bein innocent……per se

  54. 54
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    OH HELL YEAH CANDI….I GOT YOU! :yes:

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    vero says:

    Lol Luscious, there no areola on that pic. only nasty minds don’t notice the braids first ;)

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Kim’s style is always on point that’s all I have :coffee:

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    lady_cn says:

    Hey Luscious, I caught a glimpse of a chocolate penus in the 2nd to the last pic on Courtney’s thigh.

    Seriously, it’s there. LOL

    Of course you can be innocent sweetie. You can be anything you want to be.

  58. 58
    chibytex says:

    Looks like Lamar is coping well after the lil accident….Rob used to be cute to me when was dating ole girl from the 3LittleWhores…..now he just looks dirty….

  59. 59

    OH GAWD THE CROSS EYED GUY IS TALKIN TO ME

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    chibytex says:

    @Gagirl
    Thanks for the compliment in the last post….
    I had to step my game up for El DeBarge…I usually dont wear a full face of make-up…but you know this was a “special occasion.” :lol:

  62. 62

    HE SAID HE JUST WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. 63
    lady_cn says:

    chibytex says:

    Looks like Lamar is coping well after the lil accident….Rob used to be cute to me when was dating ole girl from the 3LittleWhores…..now he just looks dirty….
    ________________________________________________

    :rofl: @ 3littlewhores

    I used to think he was cute too. Damn shame!

  64. 64
    bnatural says:

    chibytex says:

    Looks like Lamar is coping well after the lil accident….Rob used to be cute to me when was dating ole girl from the 3LittleWhores…..now he just looks dirty….

    ————————–

    “3Littlewhores” :rofl:

  65. 65
    mrsloveleigh says:

    I’m having a hard time liking Kim lately. I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt but everything she does lately is for attention. I question if she really loves this dude. I see this marriage going 3 years at most and them being happy only 1 1/2 years

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Chi how was the concert? I’m not a big fan of full face makeup either the most I’ll use is a lil concealer but yours is on point and that bang is cuteee :yes:

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    vero says:

    Luscious, why are you afraid of him?

  68. 68
    chibytex says:

    @Gagirl
    Concert was the bombdiggitysplit….if he comes to your city go see him….Tank was passing out money to bishes…and Avant can really sing…

    Overall I had an awesome time Saturday night…

  69. 69
    YSoSerious says:

    @LUSCIOUS

    Just pick an eye to look into and tell him you want to be his friend too. :hahaha:

  70. 70

    VERO
    my eyes cross tryna look at him cus I dont know what eye to look at

  71. 71

    YSO I DONT WANNA BE HIS FRIEND!
    HE TOLD ME I LOOKED FRIENDLY! LYIN ASS!
    THEN SAID “WELL YOU KNOW IT’S NOT A LOT OF US OUT HERE SO WE NEED TO MAKE ALL THE FRIENDS WE CAN”

    NICCAH IT’S THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE THAT WORK OUT HERE AND IT’S A LOT OF “US”

    oh wait maybe he can’t see them

  72. 72

    listening to Algebra (not to be confused with Algeeba) on Pandora jammin like a mug! :thumbsup:

  73. 73
    vero says:

    :rofl: @luscious. I know what you mean

  74. 74
    Yall still crazy says:

    :waves: Twin, Brown, Yso, Chi, Vero, GA, Fay, Tatted, Mirs. I think that’s everybody.

    Fay, hey, I heard that the keratin isn’t good for your hair, it was compared to the chinese straightening, do your research—but that’s what I heard. I’ve been looking for the quick fix too. Hmmp.

    :dead: @ the “lazy eye” batsignal :rofl:

    On topic: I have nothing :shrug:

  75. 75
    YSoSerious says:

    :dead: @ LUSCIOUS

    You are just turrible! You better hope his eyes are too cross to read this blog. :rofl:

  76. 76
    Yall still crazy says:

    Brown, look at either eye (LOL) they both “see” the same thing. *dying laughing* For real both eye focus on the same thing! Imagine if they didn’t then all cross-eyed people would be walking into ish :rofl:

  77. 77

    YALL
    then he has these thick ass glasses

  78. 78

    YALLL!!! :hug: Aww DAYUM Ma! Gotta shoot down my hopes huh? :shotsfired: I just found out they use formaldahyde, SMFH UGH!!!!!!!!!!!

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    vero says:

    OMG @ the thick glasses :rofl:

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    vero says:

    Since you’re talking about hair : what is the dominican blow out exactly?

  81. 81
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Heeey Ya’ll. How you be?

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    OHoney says:

    I like Kims dress.
    In that picture with the fellas Scott looks like he just snuck back in the party after murdering someone and Rob looks like he’s in his happy place between those two men :yes:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Brown, maybe he just needs a real woman to school him (and take his azz to lenscrafters where he can spend some dough and get the thinner version lenses) and not judge his eyes :dead:

    I know Fay. I’m mad too. I’ve been using a Remington Wet To Straight Iron. You use it on your wet hair and it pulls the water through and turns it into steam. It dries and straightens at the same time :wink: (so it cuts down on time by more than half). Its under $30 at walgreens.
    #hopethishelps

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    Yall still crazy says:

    So Scott is the new OJ? :rofl: Hey Honey :waves:

    Tatted, I’m blessed :hug:

    I think the dominican blowout is just like the african “blowdry”. Not good for your hair though :shrug: Somebody correct me if I’m wrong…

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    YSoSerious says:

    LUSCIOUS know she wants some of that c0ck…eye. :yes:

  87. 87

    YSO
    I do want somc cock but no ma’am I’ll pass!
    Who th fugg is that in yo gravi

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    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Yall :waves:

    @ Chi did you say Avant? did he sing “Don’t Say No, Just Say Yes” that’s my chit?, Is Tank really sexy in person? :popcorn:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *plays with Tatted’s eyeshadows* So many to choose from!!!!

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    OHoney says:

    What’s the gravi limit?? Imma use all my gravi uses on the lovely…the seductive…Brown :bow: :hi: :love: :hug:
    Hey @Yall

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    Yall still crazy says:

    BBL

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    :rofl: @ Honey’s salutation’s to Lusc…

    @ Ya’ll, there’s 120 of them so plaaaay awaaaay! :yes:

  93. 93

    Honey I usually flash people for goin over the limit but you get a pass!
    You’re too kind!!!!
    please continue :coffee:

  94. 94

    Tatted I feel so special!
    #modest

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    chibytex says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Yall

    @ Chi did you say Avant? did he sing “Don’t Say No, Just Say Yes” that’s my chit?, Is Tank really sexy in person
    ____________________
    Yaaaaassss Girl he sung that…I was jamming so hard….I LOVE THAT SONG!!!
    Tank is short…but he’s a cutie…he has nice lips…he gave away about $200 to random women…his point was dont be giving up no ass to these niggas who cant even pay for you to get your nails and hair did…

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Lusc…it’s not new “do”! Got people loosing their minds….& eyesight (per your post after this one) :rofl:

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    mirsmommy says:

    Who wearing Coke bottles for glasses?????? :lol:

  98. 98

    Tatted
    it’s not the new do :coffee:
    I have many talents……….

  99. 99
    OHoney says:

    Wait…..Lusc you have a new do? :waiting:

  100. 100

    Meerkat this dude that cmae in my office tryna bond and shyt

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    know Fay. I’m mad too. I’ve been using a Remington Wet To Straight Iron. You use it on your wet hair and it pulls the water through and turns it into steam. It dries and straightens at the same time (so it cuts down on time by more than half). Its under $30 at walgreens.
    #hopethishelps
    ____________
    YALL I friggin WUBS u for this!! I never heard of such a thing!!! off to google :pc:

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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    :popcorn: – Luscious

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    YSoSerious says:

    @LUSCIOUS

    Just some random Google chick…HIS asked for a Gravi change and I thought this one would be a bit more appreciated than Kobe Bean slave chic. :lol:

  106. 106

    Tatted there’s no need for popcorn
    I can’t put all my talents on display for the world to see

  107. 107
    mirsmommy says:

    :lol: @Luscious.

    Heyyyyyy OHone-ty :waves:

  108. 108

    YSO
    I LOVEDEDEDED THE KOBE BEAN!!!!!

  109. 109
    ELove says:

    THAT picture with The Mother and ALL of Her Daughters is JUST TRAGIC on So Many LEVELS (PURE NON-Attractive AZZ Females!!!) :coffee:

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    Congrats. They’ll be divorced in 6 months to a year

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    lovinme says:

    I wonder why we hate so much on these women…. would we turn down the oppurtunities they have been given regardless of how they got them… I think eventually they have to let the show go to let the world know they arent as dumb as we think.. I personally like them… kim seems a little whiney but hey im not hating do what ya do …. However to call her a silicone queen is a bit of a stretch I cum dumpster maybe but why silicone.. lol

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