fanMAIL: Shay Elise

@BROWN

post 37…

@FELINE
“well, as a tall woman myself, I think that tall women who carry their height well and who have proportionate bodies look like graceful swans (nothing against shorter women)…Shay seems to carry her six foot one inches very nicely…”
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I think there’s a fine line between “swan like” and “giraffe like.” Look at this woman’s photo and tell me she doens’t slightly resemble a giraffe in the face.

Plus, she seems to be starving for more azz/tiddies.

How tall are you by the way?

@FELINE
“I am 5’11? barefoot…my husband is a sexy 6’3?…”
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Bet he goofy and awkard and chit.

OH, and ol girl is like a malnourished giraffe.

@FELINE
“not hardly dude…you are a

My hubby carries his height with confidence and swag.. ”
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Swag is a word women came up with to justify fluckin some ol awkward busted up nucca.

“Girl, he got swag tho…” ~Feline explaing to her friends
“I love his swag tho…” ~ Random Lil Wayne cum dumpster

@CANDI
“#teamtallmen *body rolls to the ground*”
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I love it when you do that for me!
**bootypinch**

@BROWN
“SWAG = what you will never have”
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…because I’m not busted and akward!

@TY

I don’t recall any convo with you for one. And for two I have YET to disppoint a lady with my “blessing in my pants!”

I bet you den flucked at least 3 dudes with a dyck smaller than mine!

And it ain’t my fault I got some big nutz too while you over there worried bout where I’m pizzing.

@HIS

What up?

@BROWN
“They gave us the go ahead to wear shorts since it’s been so hot! This is gonna go bad real fast!”
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Send me a pic.

@CALI
“Look it up

Women perceive men of substantial height as better fighters and more useful than their SHOTHER counterparts.”
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It still doesnt’ matter because a woman’s views change substansial depending on the man’s resources (ie money).

Plus there’s a limit to the height thing but tall dudes are naturally goofy and clumsy and women don’t find that attractive.

@FELINE
“Most women are attracted to tall men, it gives them a sense of security. Nothing against the little guy.
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This is most definitely true…

I only personally know one person who openly admits that she likes short dudes, and she said she likes them because she feels like she can control them…”
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Women SAY a lot of chit but I bet all of them has flucked a dude under 5’8″.

@TY
“How can you not remember our convo last week and when you responded to me and Luscious. Yes I have phucked at least 3 dudes with smaller penis’ then yours but their head game was on point”
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I don’t remember that chit. What were we talkin bout?

See, I KNEW you had flucked some dudes with dycks smaller than mine! Now, you can stay with them cause I can work my dyck so I ain’t gotta be out there eatin random puzzies and chit.

Glad I know what I’m doing!

@SPICY
“I know @Man loved every bit of that tumble with Big Bertha!”
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It was more a “courteous favor” than anything else!

@BROWN
“did he try and use the excuse that it happened cuz you were on top and how your vj is like a suction so it sucked it off???????”
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Sometimes that DOES happen tho!