Kanye West, Jay Z Watch The Throne Countdown

Sandra Rose August 5, 2011

Hip Hop Kingpins Kanye West and Jay Z’s Epic ‘The Throne’ Tour kicks off in the ATL on October 29.

Have you gotten your tickets yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine
flawless001

who cares
BeautifulBliss

Got mine for the Greensboro show!
Mamacita

That video is so pointless!

#TeamJay&Kanye

I doubt I go to the concert but I will pick up the CD.
Ty

Not for those prices They are not all that! Ye’s ego is out of control and Jay has been spitting the same flow on different tracks for the past decade. Now I would definitley pay those prices for a return to late 80’s and 90’s tour with the true lyricist
Yardgirl

If they add NYC dates, I will def go
KDub

Have you gotten your tickets yet?
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Nope and willn’t be. I done seen both before. Jigga twice. Once when he was having a reasonable doubt and another time when he was having a fiesta.

Saw ‘Ye when he opened for Usher.

I’ll pass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=12d1zyG2ojs#at=12 His_Mommy623

the best thing about this post is Tys gravi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=12d1zyG2ojs#at=12 His_Mommy623

oh and i love me some Yeezy but ion care about this here post
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

got mine but the trailer is pointless cant wait to get the album monday though. more impressed they managed to control the album from leaking which probably cause the music industry shift for major releases to copy what they did.
Ty

Yeah I think I might get the album also. I love the Otis track but I can’t help but wonder how other artists would sound on the track (ie Common or Nas).
SamYell JacksEm

@East
I think that shift is gonna pretty much kill cd outlets though.
Ty

@ His…they are having a moment
http://Twitter.com/Ms_TiaCouture MsPretTiTi

Dont like the Otis track at all, I hope I like the album… Wouldnt mind seeing them on stage together tho.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

Getting my tickets for the Dec 12 show in Los Angeles… DUBB C where ya at we can go together

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I like that gravi Mamacita

SUP’ EVERYONE :wave:
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ eastpointvet:
I agree that the trailer is pointless. But there’s nothing else going on today other than Nicki Minaj’s well-orchestrated titty-gate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=12d1zyG2ojs#at=12 His_Mommy623

CHA!!! womannnn u make my love come down
Mamacita

@Cha Thanks. You know we gotta represent #nshit

@Ty I think Common would have killed the Otis track. I’d love to hear him on it. I like the song.
Ty

Sandra Rose says:

@ eastpointvet:
I agree that the trailer is pointless. But there’s nothing else going on today other than Nicki Minaj’s well-orchestrated titty-gate
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Well tell us some old dirt that you held last week LOL
Mamacita

Dang Sandra…*#nshyt

Got folks nipples exposed but I can’t say sh*t
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

@SAM
yeah it will but i think mom and pop music stores on the last legs anyway why pay 12-13 bucks for a cd when u can get it at best buy or walmart for like 7 bucks. they come in handy for selling a cd early though lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Cha Cha

@Sandra

There’s GOTTA be something else to talk about… @Choco provided information yesterday that you should do a medical minute about…
Ty

Mamacita says:

@Cha Thanks. You know we gotta represent #n****

@Ty I think Common would have killed the Otis track. I’d love to hear him on it. I like the song.
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I agree…Common wouldve showed out on that track
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=12d1zyG2ojs#at=12 His_Mommy623

why come ion like Otis?
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

Jay Z is the most overrated rapper in history. Now he tryin to ride Kanye’s coattails. SMH.
Ty

@ His because the lyrics are too watered down for that track

@ Man …I agree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

Jay Z is the most overrated rapper in history. Now he tryin to ride Kanye’s coattails. SMH.

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http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

Hey Fe Fe Feel me up

BROTHER IM ALIVE…………….
SamYell JacksEm

@East
The mom and pop stores been dead for 10 yrs where I’m from. I’m talking about physical cd’s everywhere. When they release an album digitally a week before the cd, where’s the incentive to buy the real copy when folks would have been downloaded it or the bootleg guy posted up at the chicken shack gone have it.
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@FELINE AND TY

All that niggas ever done is say something about “Nu Yawk” in EVERY one of his songs. I mean DAYUM. But I guess them niggas in Nu Yawk feel like they gotta buy his chit since he mention the city.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Ty

Every time I look at your gravie I hear “I’m goin in…I’m goin in…” in my head….
Long Time Lurker

Feline Feminine says:
@Sandra

There’s GOTTA be something else to talk about… @Choco provided information yesterday that you should do a medical minute about…
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I agree. But after looking at that shyt, she gonna need to do a series of med minutes. It was so much going on with so many questions. I still ain’t figured out if it was male or female.
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@SIS

I was like WTF? When saw that person talkin bout R.I.P. Cha Cha! I went to ur site and er’thang!

Niggas need to be mo specifical and chit.
Ty

Feline Feminine says:

@Ty

Every time I look at your gravie I hear “I’m goin in…I’m goin in…” in my head….
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Thats probably what Wayne hears too
Ty

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@SIS

I was like WTF? When saw that person talkin bout R.I.P. Cha Cha! I went to ur site and er’thang!

Niggas need to be mo specifical and chit.
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I missed alot yesterday…was in and out. What site?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=12d1zyG2ojs#at=12 His_Mommy623
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@TY
“I was like WTF? When saw that person talkin bout R.I.P. Cha Cha! I went to ur site and er’thang!

Niggas need to be mo specifical and chit.
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I missed alot yesterday…was in and out. What site?”
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In the other post someone mentioned that “Cha Cha” passed away. Turns out she was talkin about an actress from the movie Grease but I thought she was talkin bout my sis Cha Cha.

If you click on Cha’s name she has her own site.

Yesterday we were talkin about an open letter claimin that Jay Z likes to have his prostate tickled by other men. (click on my name)
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

@sam
i think it will be awhile before cds gone completely because most people still love to just have the physical cd. i have all my music digitally first but i like to buy the physical copy of artist i support. kinda like with movies everything is moving towards digital streaming of movies but even though its growing it cant compete with the physical copies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

well lemme Chachacha on in this boring ace post hey bew!
Fe ion think i spoke today, sup doe
whea WCC @ to entertain us wit a joke or sum
SamYell JacksEm

@East
Tell that to Borders. The ladies was in here last week talking about books and shyt and all that shyt is dying like newpapers. You finna have to buy a Kindle or not get your books. Theoretically it should drive costs way down, but they’ll still charge as much as you’ll pay.
prynsexxx

Feline Feminine says:

@Ty

Every time I look at your gravie I hear “I’m goin in…I’m goin in…” in my head….
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Thats probably what Wayne hears too
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I just got my daughter her Lil Wayne tix yesterday…..now I gotta hear about Wayne ALL WEEK! UGGH!
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@SAM
“Tell that to Borders. The ladies was in here last week talking about books and shyt and all that shyt is dying like newpapers. You finna have to buy a Kindle or not get your books. Theoretically it should drive costs way down, but they’ll still charge as much as you’ll pay.”
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^^ THIS

I BEEEEEEEEN stopped getting CD’s and now I don’t pay for movies either. Fluck that.

I don’t think it’ll be much longer before we just download books for free too (if there aren’t sites like that already).

Gotta love the net.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

If you click on Cha’s name she has her own site.

Yesterday we were talkin about an open letter claimin that Jay Z likes to have his prostate tickled by other men. (click on my name)
AND THAT ALMOST KILLED ME, so its no wonder there was so much confusion
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

@sam
i think the media situation is different when it comes to books and mags and newspapers. with the internet the way it is we have content as soon as it happens which makes it difficult for you to get a mag when everything already a month old when you read it. when it comes to books i dont think that many people are emotionally attached to having the actual book besides i would say daisy who said she needs real books lol.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

HEY FAY FAY *cues Juicy ..by Biggie
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@CHA CHA
“Yesterday we were talkin about an open letter claimin that Jay Z likes to have his prostate tickled by other men. (click on my name)
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AND THAT ALMOST KILLED ME, so its no wonder there was so much confusion ”
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I sorry sis. :hugs:

Maybe he was the “dude” in the r/ship.
#tryingtobehelpful
Ty

@ Man and Cha I am tripping on this site. Why did they call Rick Ross “The obeast cop-cum-rapper”
SamYell JacksEm

@East The only reason to get cd’s now is because the sound quality is alot better than digital files but most people can’t tell the difference anyway. Unless you’re a producer you don’t need them other than nostalgia.
The only way to fix the pirating is to restrict the internet. There’s this computer hacker group named Anonymous that believes that that is what is gonna happen and they attack companies and gorvernments for things like that. Funny thing is, these are actual real people that have done real things but not many people know about them. It’s funny to me that people will run with that illuminati shyt but don’t know about people like them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

We waited all morning for this sht?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

*in my Biggie voice* Baby-Bayyybayyy!
SamYell JacksEm

*piracy*
Starr

I have a kindle, and the prices are going down the way it did for the music industry with book because these publishing companies still have a strong hold on pricing. I’ve bought books in e format that are the same as hard copy, sometimes the price is more in hard copy. It remains to be seen the influence books ebooks are going to have the market.

@man

I’m from new york, and I may jay no mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Fay

I spoke to you in another post laughing at that gravie of yours….sorry, for the delay, I went and grabbed lunch…
PERFECTO

*INTERNAL NEW POST* HOW MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW STILL FAKING ORGASMS TO SPARE FEELINGS?
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

PERFECTO says:

*INTERNAL NEW POST* HOW MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW STILL FAKING ORGASMS TO SPARE FEELINGS?

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR In the past if I was with a bum dude, I would have no qualms about telling him to RAISE THEE FLUCK UP OFF OF ME

BY THE WAY … YOU NEW? You come in on 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

for e-books and streaming movies…I DO NOT need to have a physical copy to be satisfied, as long as I get the content, that WILL suffice…

@Lurker

I think that was a male, honestly…the dyck looked like it was so fcked up that it was turned upside down and the balls looked like they were deformed….all kinds of wrong with that pic!
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

Brother why you got GARY from Teen Mom on your gravi though I been meaning to ask… THATS A WHOLE LOT OF CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Did you hear about the centry old painting “The Veil of Veronica” that was blessed by PoPe Leo XIII that shows the true face of Jesus?… Jesus WAS a BROTHAH!!!
Link Below:
http://www. huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/04/veil-of-veronica-painting-found-in-closet_n_918880.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%7C83805
NaijaGal

Watching B.A.P.S. on BET…Hallie deserved an Oscar for this triumphant film
mirsmommy

WHY DID I CLICK HIS’ LINK AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?

#ineededthatlaugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Man

That sloth in your gravie looks like he’s taking a slow chit….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

Wut..guhl we been knew Jesus black. its dem yt folks in denial
@Perfecto.. there is no pleasure for me in that
PERFECTO

@ CHA CHA

LOL
WUTWUZMISSIN!

NaijaGal says:

Watching B.A.P.S. on BET…Hallie deserved an Oscar for this triumphant film
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Cut dat chit out!!!

It was funny though when she said “Now I gotta spank yo azz like Tyson!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

Has anyone clicked my new link yet? I promise it’s worth it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

Since it’s slow as chit today…click on my link and somebody tell me whatever happened to ol’ boy…I thought he had a nice voice…
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@STARR
“I’m from new york, and I may jay no mind ”
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I bet you’re female aren’t you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@YSo

I clicked on your link yesterday….
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@PERFECTO
“*INTERNAL NEW POST* HOW MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW STILL FAKING ORGASMS TO SPARE FEELINGS?”
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All women either still do it or will do it for the right man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

YSO what Im more concerned with is that someone not seen in the video is named “Shamonica” (SP?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

Fe im contemplating swagga jackin my gravi’s do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Fay

That’s a bad bish in your gravie…you know you can’t live up to her standards…but you can try guhl, you can try…
NaijaGal

@WUT I wonder if she even acknowledges this film. Does she share this work with her daughter? See mommy is versatile
NaijaGal

@Fay I hate you today and tomorrow for your gravi. Why must I cry!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

I thought about Halle’s past acting performances a few weeks ago when I clicked on @Man’s link and saw the vid for Domino – Sweet Potato Pie…it made me think of Ghetto Jam, which then made me think of her singin’ that chit in the convenience store while she was high in the movie ‘Losing Isaiah’….
brenden

Let me know when Turbo and Ozone get back together. Now that’s something I would pay to see…Theres no stoping us…theres no stopping…no one does it better
SamYell JacksEm

I’ve faked orgasms before. Depends on the situation.
ELove

@east @AWESOME @Man…
BOOKS are going anywhere (TOO Many PUREST & Writers…) Along With Book Lovers but the internet will making reading more convenient for those that NEED IT

NOW the Physical CD is absolutely in Trouble mainly because the Physical-component itself it so CHEAPLY Developed and basically have become MORE Disposable and LESS Desirable & Cherished (AGAIN Convenience will Rule it’s DEMISE…)

And Those REAL Computer hackers are a Serious Threat and ALOT of stuff that’s NOT even being reported is FAR MORE damaging than the stuff the General Public is Hearing (WORD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@SamYell

I’ve faked orgasms before. Depends on the situation.

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I’ve been hearing about more and more men who say they’ve done this… I never knew this was even possible, I always thought men had them too easy to need to fake them…
WUTWUZMISSIN!

NaijaGal says:

@WUT I wonder if she even acknowledges this film. Does she share this work with her daughter? See mommy is versatile
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Right! Then when that part came on when they were in the club she said “See mommy can dance… well sort of.. well I can’t but I acted like I could!”
WUTWUZMISSIN!

NaijaGal says:

@WUT I wonder if she even acknowledges this film. Does she share this work with her daughter? See mommy is versatile
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Right! Then when that part came on when they were in the club she said “See mommy can dance… well sort of.. well I can’t but I acted like I could!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

@Samyell deets please
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

*shole wish i could click YSo’s link*
I fail to understand the hate on my gravi’s hair Naija
*sprays summo spritz on it*
Its official Fe, imma go for it, but i think purple would be more appropriate for the new gig.
#professional
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@FELINE
“I’ve been hearing about more and more men who say they’ve done this… I never knew this was even possible, I always thought men had them too easy to need to fake them…”
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We have them EASIER than women in general but NOT when:

1. we’ve recently bust a nut
2. we drunk (this can go either way)
3. we are tired
4. we just not that into you
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Feline Feminine says:

@SamYell

I’ve faked orgasms before. Depends on the situation.

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I’ve been hearing about more and more men who say they’ve done this… I never knew this was even possible, I always thought men had them too easy to need to fake them…
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My cousin said he has before. He said he was kicking it with a fine girl at the club and it turned into a one night stand. He said he was hitting from behind and she was making these weird crazy exorcist type noises!It turned him off and his dyck went limp! He said he did a double pump and held it there like he was coming moaned a little, jumped up jogged to the bathroom cleaned up and got the hell on!!
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@FELINE

at the link! My momma used to LOVE that song. Last I heard dude moved to Europe and changed his name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

Awesome i know a guy who’s faked before. he said the sex was horrible but didnt wanna hurt ole girls feelings. i was flabbergasted. i thought all yall needed was the stroke. apparently not
PERFECTO

WHENS THE LAST TIME?(For the ladies)

Whens the last time that u had it so rough that u thought u had enough
He had u lock without the cuffs
You feeling tight just off one cup
Your muffin got crush grinded and cut
Every touch after it only made u blush
Saying to yourself this boy can f..k
Built to last like the F-150 truck
More?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Man

Yeah, I heard ‘Terence’ was never his real name anyway…he changed his name to sound more French or something like that (I think he was British) and his whole career they were trying to mold him after MJ, Prince, and Mili Vanili…like he never had his PLACE in the industry…but that is one of my fav songs ever, he had a helluva voice…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

@PERFECTO
Who are you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

I also heard that song was originally written for Sade…
Ty

@ Feline…I loved his music back in the day. He is in Europe was with a guy now married to a female and has a daughter I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

r yall tambout terrance yarnbraids trentdarby (i prolly i misspelled last name)
brenden

It’s def possible Feline. I was with this woman who took waaaaay too long to c*m. Now I was young and courteous so A) I had the stamina to keep going until she got hers and B) I cared enuff to make sure she got hers…Of course now a days I don’t care…If I beat you to the punch…thats just 2 damn bad…but I digress…So yea I’d n*t then keep stroking until she would n*t…Now depending on how I felt…Like say I already n*tted then she c*ms 5 mins latter I’d keep going after she c*ms and get m 2nd n*t…But there were times when I would n*t…she aint even know, to busy holding her hair to the side so she didn’t mess up her wrap.smh….so then shed n*t and start oohin and awwwin so I’d start oowin and awwin as well like I just c*me…when actuallity I c*me several mins ago…So yea…men do and can fake um…its easy to pull off when you’re wearing a rubber…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@brenden

@Fay

Yes, Terence Trent D’Arby…he was underrated

@Ty

He was with a guy???? So he’s bi then I guess….doesn’t surprise me…his ‘Wishing Well’ vid was a bit homo-erotic….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

@Brenden LMAO!
Soo..any ladies enjoy the finger in the arse whilst
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

PERFECTO says:

WHENS THE LAST TIME?(For the ladies)

Whens the last time that u had it so rough that u thought u had enough
He had u lock without the cuffs
You feeling tight just off one cup
Your muffin got crush grinded and cut
Every touch after it only made u blush
Saying to yourself this boy can f..k
Built to last like the F-150 truck
More?

Are you male or female
CFREE

Afternoon folks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

i enjoyed his music, just hated his hair
#deadgiveaway
Zoe B.

So I don’t get the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

@CFree
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

i def know about anonymous thats my job field i have to know those things lol. i will say i def read more books now that i have my ipad its just easier. i buy physical cds because i have all music digitally before it comes out generally so when i buy it just makes more sense to get the physical copy and also just in case i somehow lost my digital library i would not have to start from scratch.

and yes us men fake busting a nut and man gave pretty much every reason that we would lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@CFREE

@Fay

Yeah, his hair was interesting…like it would have been cool if they were just locks, but they were tiny little braids…
SamYell JacksEm

I’ve only done it when I didn’t want the chick to feel bad about her pucci. Actually, the times I’ve done it the girls had good shyt but I guess I was on superman status. You know how sometimes you try to get in quickies but it ends up being a workout or vice versa.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

Fayla aka JuicyFruit says:
Soo..any ladies enjoy the finger in the arse whilst

Well ok there was this one time *smacks teeth and ummm, yeah I was kinda but thats not a regular thing…that shyt hurts… I think I have said it before but I have a homegirl that only prefers to have her man stick it to her butt, because thats the only ways she comes… I often wonder was she a gay man in another and currently if her husband it a gay man for continously garnering her request

MEN: Would you prefer to only hit that area if you had a choice betwinxt that and the gushy?
CFREE

I Brenden
Zoe B.

@FAYLA I saw one of the “purple ladies” with that hair style at the mall.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

*in another life
Yall still crazy

@Fay, not in it, but near it *snickers*
CFREE

Fay and Congrats on the new gig

Sup FE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@all the men in the thread

So wait, I need to ask this… and I know it’s a family oriented blog and all, so I’ll try to keep it clean (kind of)…how do you fake it if you’ve already been “aroused”….like wouldn’t the chick see that it hasn’t “gone down” and or “deflated”?
brenden

and I love you back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Interesting….
Hey CFREEeeeeee
@Fayla
Zoe B.

We have them EASIER than women in general but NOT when:

1. we’ve recently bust a nut
2. we drunk (this can go either way)
3. we are tired
4. we just not that into you
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This is a new one. I’m not sure if I’ve ever been in this situation. How would a male fake it? Please elaborate…
brenden

Oooh hey YallStill no pun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Feline Feminine says:
@all the men in the thread
So wait, I need to ask this… and I know it’s a family oriented blog and all, so I’ll try to keep it clean (kind of)…how do you fake it if you’ve already been “aroused”….like wouldn’t the chick see that it hasn’t “gone down” and or “deflated”?
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I was thinkin this but I was like…this is a muthafukin family oriented blog… thanks for asking
mirsmommy

Ahem, Yso, please go to hail with that link, and take @His with you.

@Man, I never faked an orgasm.
Yall still crazy

this fool said turbo and ozone…..
CFREE

Yall still crazy says:

@Fay, not in it, but near it *snickers*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

CHA not the whole finger, say up to the 1st or 2nd line..esp while riding..daaamn!
i aint made for anal though
#teamdackfreeanus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

(wonders what the hail I have walked in on)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@OHoney

I mean, i’m for real curious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

*pats my seat* come YSO sit next to me
Yall still crazy

Watch it Brenden
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Yeah guys, how do you make it go soft?!

Cuz if I see it still standing, it’s Round 2! Hmmmp.
CFREE

Heeyyyy O’honey *daydreams about ur old gravi* the one with the shawts on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

(immediately joins FAYLA’s team)

No butt stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@His

@Fay

I TRULY do not enjoy having my arse played with during sex…I just don’t like it, or the thought of it, but my friends keep telling me not to knock it until I try it
Yall still crazy

Hmm Fay, never tried it whilst riding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

Yeah guys, how do you make it go soft?!

Cuz if I see it still standing, it’s Round 2! Hmmmp.

___

IKR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

thx CFree
Zoe..i need to find out where they got they hair did *pops gum*
CHA i too have a friend who only does anal. said she gets mad if he want the puss
said her bumhole gets wet & chit
StillASassyOne

I fake it ALLLLLLL the time. Constantly. Consistently. Indubitably. Alladatshyt.
mirsmommy

I don’t mind a finger while riding, or gettin hit from the back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

*notices all the dudes have vanished after they spilled the beans on one of their secrets*
CFREE

Joins YSO & FAY #nobuttluck
Yall still crazy

*whispers* While getting it from the back and finger pressure close (not in arse)= great orgasm.

In case anybody was wondering
Yall still crazy

*whispers* While getting it from the back and finger pressure close (not in arse)= great orgasm.

In case anybody was wondering
brenden

@Feline…Its true that the love log may start to decipate once the splinters break free…However if you’re inside…and you keep stroking…It starts standing again…even if at only half mast…at this point her vag walls should be swollen and arroused and her inner thighs and/or knees (depending on position) should be numb,,,she shouldn’t be able to feel much of anything especially a 20 percent decilne in erection…but I dk…im no expert…its been awhile…i only had the problem I described above with that one woman…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

@FAYLA

That is disgusting. Does her @sshole queef too? Blargh.
StillASassyOne

Also….

1) I LOVE a finger or two in my anus while screwing.
2) Men can fake it- my man has done it a coupla times.
Yall still crazy

I haven’t faked it in a long time… I kinda have control over it. #talented
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Well hello MsOSoSassy
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

StillASassyOne says:

I fake it ALLLLLLL the time. Constantly. Consistently. Indubitably. Alladatshyt.

SASO never disappoints
StillASassyOne

Also- most women don’t realize they’re faking because in a sense, they arent. Their penis has gone soft but there was just no ejaculation. So when you look at it, you may go: “oh- he came.”

Nope…his peen has been gone down, he just played it off. If he’s tired, not interested, or already gotten off a bit ago- his peen aint finna “stay up” anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Sassy if you know he faking it…doesn’t that defeat the purpose?
Yall still crazy

I had this friend that swore by the azz! Talmbout it keeps making her arse grow.

No ma’am not for me though!
mirsmommy

@Sassy, why you be fakin it????
SamYell JacksEm

*cracks knuckles*
This one time I was off a x pill and I fvcked this gal from about 1am till the sun came up. Was fvckin so long my legs was shakin damn near as much as hers. I gave her a little grunt and pulled out and threw the condom at the the door (it wasn’t my crib). Got up to wash up and she was sleep in the same position I left her in when I got back.
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Usually I’ll spit on a gal’s a-hole or my thumb and rub it like a clit. Then I’ll apply a little pressure. That has them bustin quick most times. If it’s a girl I’m real comfortable with I might stick the thumb in (make sure your nails are clipped). 70% of the time it works every time.
brenden

Damn. Hi Sassyone. I don’t know you or yo man and yall dnt knw me, but I’d be lying if I aint say I’m jealous of that ninja um so tell us more, what else you like?
StillASassyOne

Hey OHoney & ChaCha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Well dayum SamYell
Yall still crazy

Wonders if I’ve ever been “fake fkced”.

Nah because I be staring at it thoughout. I like to have some kind of light on….I gotta see what’s going on…
StillASassyOne

@Mirs & OHoney
Cause I’m one of those mmmaaaaany women who needs direct clytoral stimulation to get off. Penetration is lovely and it FEELS GREATTT!! But there needs to be some finger in azz or clyt action to make me get off.

Also- he fakes it when he’s too tired to fukk or on those nights when we’re both tipsy and I get a dose of 5-hr energy or something. My man’s dyck doesn’t work when he’s drunk….and just barely when he’s tipsy. So when we’re both drunk and I be tryna go for hours upon hours, he be like “fukk that! I came.”

Me: :eyeroll:
Dymond

I aint fakin chit..if you aint hittin it right, boo you will know…it’s at the point now sometimes my bf be like o you didnt come? o well #comfortable

Anddddddddd I like to see n*t, like it on me actually, not bukkake style or anything..one dude at a time..so I know aint no faking going on and I dont want no kids anytime soon, so it’s win-win, but I’m a spitter and I really dont like it on my face anymore since that one time it got in my eye!!! that feeling is horrible
StillASassyOne

@Brenden

@Samyell
I bet that technique does work! The anus is sen-sa-tive.
brenden

Can I ask a question? What do mature women think about ti*dy fu*king? This woman and I had no condom and she let me do this…She had beautiful breast…Oh my about 35 with no kids…them thangs were so perky…Not the biggest, but…Anyway so she said no first but after a lil coaxing and a bit of cunnulingus she agreed…well…and I dnt knw if it’s cuzz I nu*ted in her face…which was an accident…but she screamed I’m too old for this ol childish sex sh*t…Really? Anyway I think it was the facial that made her mad…but I wanna know anyway…Is that stuff reserved for youngins? If you’re 30…can I still finger you at the movie theater and sh*t like that? thanx in advance…
CFREE

*sits next to O’honey*
StillASassyOne

@Dymond

“Dymond says:

I aint fakin chit..if you aint hittin it right, boo you will know…it’s at the point now sometimes my bf be like o you didnt come? o well #comfortable

Anddddddddd I like to see n*t, like it on me actually, not bukkake style or anything..one dude at a time..so I know aint no faking going on and I dont want no kids anytime soon, so it’s win-win, but I’m a spitter and I really dont like it on my face anymore since that one time it got in my eye!!! that feeling is horrible ”

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ALLADIS!! He so used to me NOT getting off now, he’ll just be like: “i’ll give you some head later, you’ll be aight.”

Also- yeah, I like to see the nut, but I always know when he fakes it because it doesn’t come back out within an hour… (most of yall should know what I mean by this.)

@Dymond
My man is no longer allowed to “project” anywhere near my face because he would keep getting it in my eye (which burns like hell!!) And in my hair (which makes me hostile.) So now when he tries to get it up that far real quick, I scoot back and push his peen downward.
SamYell JacksEm

The only problem with that is that when you play with the butt, some chicks think you’re freaky and try to play with yourn. It’s happened enough times that I know there’s alot of dudes out here must like gettin they butt played with too.
mirsmommy

@Sassy, I feel you. I used to be like that, when I needed straight clyt stimulation, then one time, we were on the side of the house, and BAM!!! That penatration orgasm was the chit, and I been bussin ever since, in any position. WHOOOOO Damn, I need a break.
CFREE

DYMOND!!! likes it on the face and smears it around the mouth area
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Brenden.
Maybe you made her feel cheap. I don’t see the problem, then again I haven’t reached my 30s so I can’t speak from her POV
Also, I hope you’re joking about the fingering in the movies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@brenden

I have NO problem getting tiddy fcked…I actually like it A lot…but the facial CAN throw a chick off, I’ll be honest with you…
mirsmommy

Dymond says:

I aint fakin chit..if you aint hittin it right, boo you will know…it’s at the point now sometimes my bf be like o you didnt come? o well #comfortable
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See, that’s me. I ain’t beat to fake, but I’ll teach a mofo to fluck me right so I can buss.

I remember my old boo used to ask every time afterwards, “You came?” And of course my evil azz would respond, “No.”

But then I kinda worked with him a few times, and taught him how to hit it right, and voila. #idrownedhisazz
StillASassyOne

@Mirs
I’ve had a few “penetration” orgasms that were so SERIOUS!!! MAke you cockeyed for about an hour afterwards. Hearing ringing in my ears and sh*t afterward. But those aren’t very often. And it’s always when we’re in a REALLY uncomfortable position. It never happens when we’re in a normal position that we can maintain for more than 5 mins!

#IAintDominiqueDawesDammit!
Yall still crazy

Brenden, thats ish(between boobage or at the movies) I did when I was younger & really couldn’t see myself doing it now

#honestanswer
mirsmommy

StillASassyOne says:

@Mirs
I’ve had a few “penetration” orgasms that were so SERIOUS!!! MAke you cockeyed for about an hour afterwards. Hearing ringing in my ears and sh*t afterward. But those aren’t very often. And it’s always when we’re in a REALLY uncomfortable position. It never happens when we’re in a normal position that we can maintain for more than 5 mins!

#IAintDominiqueDawesDammit!
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CFREE

@Brenden there will be no fingering, im too weirded out by germs the hand carries, maybe a lil cl it action thru the panties.. Says yes to a tidday fluk

dirtythirtyclub
Femme Fatale

brenden says:

Can I ask a question? What do mature women think about ti*dy fu*king?
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It’s best with baby oil.

#helpful2
mirsmommy

If I’m in the mood at the movies, ninja better get those fingers poppin. Me and the soon to be ex, used to always get rubs and feels and a finger pop at the movies.
StillASassyOne

LMAO! @Ohoney- I like the fingering in the movies idea though.

Actually, in July, on the way back from our anniversary vacation, for 2.5 hours out of our drive, I was driving with nothing but my shirt on and his hands..well…

I was able to return the favor…while driving….. #talented

GREAT TIMES!

*may hafta do that sh*t again tonight*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Well hello Femm Fatale I love how peeps is comin in here lettin us have it
#grownFolks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

MIRS I’m sick of you and this “soon to be ex”
what happened boo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Femme

Oooooh, I love it with baby oil!
mirsmommy

OHoney says:

MIRS I’m sick of you and this “soon to be ex”
what happened boo?
_________________________

Hubby lost his muhfuggin mind. SMH. *deep sigh* It’s fugged up when the kids tell you to leave a ninja.
StillASassyOne

Damn! I aint got enough tits to do the titty fukk! How does this work?

Is he finna come on my face afterwards though? Cause I don’t want that.
SamYell JacksEm

Head at the movies is thee shyt. Specially if there’s another couple there and they notice. Dudes will give that head nod like “You got the juice” and try to get they girls to do it. Hilarity.
KayCeiSoul

StillASassyOne says:

“…..And in my hair (which makes me hostile.)”

I had to log in from lurk for this shyt right here. The whole office just heard me holla out loud.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

Y’all just nasty.
mirsmommy

I like a good tidday fluck while givin him a :blow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

I’m with CFREE please keep your hands from around them parts unless we just got out the tub/shower I don’t need no UTI’s in this b!tch. Even if we did though…I prefer you keep your hands away from there
brenden

Not joking about the finger. I will get yo a*s at a restaurant, at the movies, at the stoplight…Fingering in public turns me on…Could be my sense of humor…Idk but it turns them on as well…Then I’ll pull out n sniff it or suck it depending on how I feel
Femme Fatale

OHoney says:

Well hello Femm Fatale I love how peeps is comin in here lettin us have it
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Hey OHoney. Never too busy to give back.
Zoe B.

but I always know when he fakes it because it doesn’t come back out within an hour… (most of yall should know what I mean by this.)
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mirsmommy

@Femme, I haven’t seent you round these parts in a long time. Where you been????
CFREE

YSO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

MIRS you married??!! Girl what he do?
brenden

Well hello there Mirs…Let me poor yo a*s a drank
mirsmommy

OHoney says:

MIRS you married??!! Girl what he do?
______________

What’s ya email????
CFREE

@MIRS consoles u while u headed to the sangle life
The kids told him to beat it tho? smh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Sass

Usually my hubby will just bust all over my chest, but men like it when you let them bust in your face and/or mouth…he enjoys it better when it goes that way, so sometimes be both just say fluck it and find another way to do it…
mirsmommy

@Yso, and Brenden.
felinelurker

Hello all. Ladies have you ever gotten one thru anal?
Just curious. My last partner coaxed me into doing this along w/ toys, saying I promise, it’s going to be like the best one multiplied by 100.
Yall still crazy

Mirs And this too shall pass…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

MIRS honeythicktx @ . com
I can not check it unttil I get home though. BUT I WILL PROMPTLY RESPOND ONCE I DO
Dymond

Yo CFreeda Yo OHoney Yo Feline Yo Mirs

@ Brendon get the fvck outta here with titty fvcking LMAO and I hate to be fingered now…thats all I was doing in high school, so now that I’m fvcking I dont wanna go back

@ Sassy you are the queen of keeping it real love it and all your stories
StillASassyOne

@Fefe
Yeah- no more in my face. ALWAYS ends up in my eyes/hair. He can continue to let it go on my stomach and or vag.

Anyhow- I’m out folks. About to try to beat this 2.5 hr drive home! I’ll try and check in later!
Femme Fatale

mirsmommy says:

@Femme, I haven’t seent you round these parts in a long time. Where you been????

___________________

Hey Mirs. Workin gurl…hard. But I am never too far away. Ya’ll the best part of my day!
Yall still crazy

I only tried getting it in the backdoor once, and it hurt too bad, so no orgasm, never tried it again.
CFREE

felinelurker says:

Hello all. Ladies have you ever gotten one thru anal?
Just curious. My last partner coaxed me into doing this along w/ toys, saying I promise, it’s going to be like the best one multiplied by 100.

_____________________________________________________________

so was it?
StillASassyOne

@Dymond
Aww thanks! Ya’ll know I try to keep it as honest as possible. Aint no future in ya fronting.
mirsmommy

CFREE says:

@MIRS consoles u while u headed to the sangle life
The kids told him to beat it tho? smh
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We were constantly arguing in front of the kids and chit, and one day when he wasn’t there, the kids told me I should leave him. Ain’t that some chit? And our oldest is his biological son but isn’t my biological son, now ain’t that some chit???? Once we separated, and he would call, we would argue, and my youngest (4 year old), told me not to tawk to his azz no more. SMH. Kids got better damn sense than grown folks.
brenden

Ok so no dirty fangas in the vag, I’ll accept that. Now, and please don’t answer if this is offensive…but what about more than a finger? Like maybe all 5 and a closed fist? Is that too much? Have I gone too far? I’m just curious…I knew a woman who liked this. She introduced me to it actually. It was cool, but not like the finger where I can actually feel around in there and explore…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Dymond
mirsmommy

Heyyyy Dymond

Sass
felinelurker

@crazy
It didn’t hurt too bad…used lube, he instructed me, but brotha was packing so couldn’t take it all
Supposedly using a toy on your “C” along w/ that will give you the ultimate!
CFREE

I tried the backshot one time when i was YT guhl wasted and it was good, tried that chit sober #FAIL
Dymond

Hey YSo and Crazee

andddddddd I’m scared of letting him stick a finger in my bootyhole while we fvck cuz it may get to the point where I HAVE to have a finger in there and then the finger wont be enough and it goes on and on and on
Yall still crazy

Dymond, but where’s my dance?

*sets up pole*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Brenden you went too far
—————————————— <<<<< flatline please call my family and start the funeral arrangements
Yall still crazy

I do like getting my arse though
CFREE

@Brenden aint nan fist fittin in dis thang #teamtightpuzzay

Dymond *gets jiggy wit it* yeah i said it
Yall still crazy

Never a dull moment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

DYMOND!!
Dymond

***attracted to the pole like a magnet***

ok, now I’m stuck to this bish smh…sorry Crazee
felinelurker

wow. just had a quickie at lunchtime w/ someone I swear that I said was the last time
(hoping i dont have to call him tonight after this blog)
Dymond

just saw there was a new post and that bish has 60+ comments
Yall still crazy

Cfree212, you took the words right outta my mouth. LOL

*whispers* she must’ve been a big one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

@YALL

If a guy can get his whole fist in there, what the hell is his penus gonna do for me unless he’s hung like a damn elephant?
Yall still crazy

You get a pass today Dymond because I hadn’t seen your shout out when I typed that…

*makes note to self “get wooden poles from here on out”*

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Fingers are not the business. IMO
Yall still crazy

Yso, bish ain’t got no walls if a fist is going in. SMH
Yall still crazy

Oh and Yso I don’t “do” the big ones anymore, because you will not have me all stretched out. I gotta take care of “my girl”.
CFREE

@ Ya’ll wonders if bigger girls have regular sized va jay jays..
Fellas??
brenden

Ok so no fisting…Can we talk about swallowing? Would it not be rude if I pulled me head from betwixt YSO’s legs and spit? Yet you ladies do it all the time? Ewww that’s nasty,,,,arrrrgh uggggh omg…We don’t say these things when were doin yall, why does thou do this to us?

Hi Mirs…I wanted to clear sumthin up. I was pouring you a drank for what you said you like to do to a man while he’s…I like that…I wasn’t cheering your divorce…Just wanted to make that clear, although I’m sure you already knew
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

WHAT THE HAIL DID I MISS???
anti-PC

Tix to watch two idiots chant inaudible words that mean absolutely nothing?

Um…no.
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

1. I’ve done anal once and that chit hurt my dyck. Don’t plan on doing it again.

2. tiddy fluckin =

3. fluckin in the movie theatres (or public in general) =

**note: if a nigga recently bust a nut he could cum again and have very little to know “nut” come out ladies so he may not be “faking” but rather “cheating.” **
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Dymond says:
just saw there was a new post and that bish has 60+ comments
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Kinda felt like I was in a casino all night gambling…didn’t know it was daytime until I walked out the door. I feel left out. Y nobody told us?
felinelurker

brendan, nothing wrong w/ swallowing. the trick is to do so immediately. the problem comes when you allow the “contents” to sit, then you taste the bitterness!
felinelurker

ohoney, b/c it’s boring!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

@ MAN

I was wondering when you would show up.
Yall still crazy

Brenden, she is gonna get you
CFREE

Brenden u dayuum mess
Yall still crazy

@Feline, if they aren’t a drinker/smoker and eat healthy it’s not that bad tasting…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

I heard if a man eats pineapples that it makes IT taste better…
mirsmommy

YSoSerious says:

@YALL

If a guy can get his whole fist in there, what the hell is his penus gonna do for me unless he’s hung like a damn elephant?
___________________

Exactly!!!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Im trying anal this weekend I told my friend we should start so my butt will get bigger #LAZYAZZWONTWORKOUT

@Man
Your dyck hurts when you do anal y pls.
felinelurker

@yall, exactly! So why not swallow?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

@BRENDEN

(since you brought my name up)

Because “cooch juice” is sweet and “man milk” isn’t? Not that I would know the difference or anything. <—Holy water
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I heard if a man eats pineapples that it makes IT taste better…
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I heard this as well!
Milf-n-Cookies

Comes outta lurk mode

Ive heard about “fisting” but im way to to try it
felinelurker

@choco, try lube (I like ky) on him. then as hes’ penetrating, push out, and it will be easier! lol
Ty

Glad I am not the only freak up in here

Those of u that dont like anal..Pure Romance has this numbing gel that really works. The gel and some good dyck will have u reaching for shyt thats not there.

pureromance.com
mirsmommy

brenden says:

Ok so no fisting…Can we talk about swallowing? Would it not be rude if I pulled me head from betwixt YSO’s legs and spit? Yet you ladies do it all the time? Ewww that’s nasty,,,,arrrrgh uggggh omg…We don’t say these things when were doin yall, why does thou do this to us?

Hi Mirs…I wanted to clear sumthin up. I was pouring you a drank for what you said you like to do to a man while he’s…I like that…I wasn’t cheering your divorce…Just wanted to make that clear, although I’m sure you already knew
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I knew exactly what you meant.

#notremediallikejenfrombbqwives
qtipthecat

I’d go, but I can’t sit through Kanye for that long.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

try lube (I like ky) on him. then as hes’ penetrating, push out, and it will be easier! lol
__________________________
Thanks for the tip but seriously when you push out isn’t that a risk of something else coming out
mirsmommy

YSoSerious says:

@BRENDEN

(since you brought my name up)

Because “cooch juice” is sweet and “man milk” isn’t? Not that I would know the difference or anything. <—Holy water
_____________________

Continue…..
Yall still crazy

*adds pineapples to grocery list*

Eskimo booty, I spoke to you earlier
felinelurker

@ty, there’s also a spray (made by different brand). was in the sex shop last week and saw that and was like wtf?
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO

Well, that chit hurt my dyck but I was young and now they say when you think you have JUST the right amount of lube in the azz, to always slather on a tad bit more.

I’d rather the puzz tho.
felinelurker

@choco, well I’m assuming that you’ve washed thoroughly beforehand!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

MIRS did you email me bew?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

Thanks for the tip but seriously when you push out isn’t that a risk of something else coming out
____

^^^^THIS is one of the reasons I’m scared of anal…my doc had to take a stool sample from me one time and all she did was bend me over and swab me real quick…I was confused because I didn’t understand how she got what she needed so fast…like I just never feel like that area is SUPPOSED to be entered because of all the other goings on back there.. and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Choco aka Hippie says:
Thanks for the tip but seriously when you push out isn’t that a risk of something else coming out
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*faints at the thought*
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

I want to PERSONALLY thank all you ladies that graciously swallow and take facials.

That is to us like when a man buys you flowers “just because” (and all that other crap we do so yall will let us bust in the face/mouth)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

@MILF

I know one that has done worse than fisting. Allegedly.
mirsmommy

Choco aka Hippie says:

try lube (I like ky) on him. then as hes’ penetrating, push out, and it will be easier! lol
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Thanks for the tip but seriously when you push out isn’t that a risk of something else coming out
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I’ve been waiting for you to show up, so I could tell you that I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate you for puttin me up on that blog.

I hate you for that pic you sent, cus I thought you was tawkin bout somebody we knew.

I hate you for telling us about that chick that was suckin peen, (which was the wackest :blow: I’ve ever seen by the way), while she was on the phone telling her boyfriend that she loves him. How old was that hambeast by the way???? Bish looked like she was 15. SMH.

And I hate you for the comment above!!!!!!!!!
felinelurker

@feline fem, I thought so too at first, but don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!
Ty

felinelurker says:

@ty, there’s also a spray (made by different brand). was in the sex shop last week and saw that and was like wtf?
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I know but I like pure romance products because they are hypo allergenic. Now a bish can play with all the fruits and flavors
mirsmommy

OHoney says:

MIRS did you email me bew?
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Yep.
brenden

Coochie juice is not always sweet…Unless you eat coochie, please hush

It doesn’t mean a woman isn’t clean,,,What you eat also dictates how you taste down there…Vegiterians taste different from carnivores…Thats a fact. So yeah coochie aint always sweet. It doesn’t mean you’re unclean it could be the chilli fries you had for lunch. As men we just tough it up and munch away…Yall can’t take one for the team like we do?
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
I hate you for telling us about that chick that was suckin peen, (which was the wackest I’ve ever seen by the way), while she was on the phone telling her boyfriend that she loves him. How old was that hambeast by the way???? Bish looked like she was 15. SMH.
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Clue me in about this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@felinelurker

I hear you…but I think I’d have to bathe and cleanse internally before I felt comfortable with alladat… IONO….
mirsmommy

brenden says:

Coochie juice is not always sweet…Unless you eat coochie, please hush

It doesn’t mean a woman isn’t clean,,,What you eat also dictates how you taste down there…Vegiterians taste different from carnivores…Thats a fact. So yeah coochie aint always sweet. It doesn’t mean you’re unclean it could be the chilli fries you had for lunch. As men we just tough it up and munch away…Yall can’t take one for the team like we do?
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I tongue kiss after I get licked, especially after a good lickin, and uhhhh, my chit don’t have a bad taste at all.

#imjustsaying
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@THE LADIES
“So yeah coochie aint always sweet. It doesn’t mean you’re unclean it could be the chilli fries you had for lunch. As men we just tough it up and munch away…Yall can’t take one for the team like we do?”~Brenden
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This will be the new creed I want you all to live by!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@Choco

Yeah, that pic yesterday had me straight at my desk…I still think that was a dude whose dyck got turned upside down and his balls were severely inflamed…
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CHOCO
I hate you for telling us about that chick that was suckin peen, (which was the wackest I’ve ever seen by the way), while she was on the phone telling her boyfriend that she loves him. How old was that hambeast by the way???? Bish looked like she was 15. SMH.
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Clue me in about this…
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It’s on world star. Bish is a hambeast, ain’t cute, and the job looked wack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

I feel there are “in” holes. And there are “out” holes. They are one way streets, in other words. I don’t do the wrong way down a one way street.
felinelurker

@Brenden,

One for the team, eh?
mirsmommy

@Man, even had the nerve to ask the ninja she was on the phone with to bring her something to eat!!!! I died 10 times when that bish said that chit!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@mirs

tongue kiss after I get licked, especially after a good lickin, and uhhhh, my chit don’t have a bad taste at all.
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#teamcleanandsqueakycoohes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

I absorb so much info right here on SR.com
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

The gel and some good dyck will have u reaching for shyt thats not there.
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GOT DAMN where can I find that at!
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
I know one that has done worse than fisting. Allegedly.
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Some will let a whole gang of niggas hit and film it just to keep one nigga… that don’t even want them to begin with.

#theirchildrenmustbeproud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

*chooches
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@YSO
I know one that has done worse than fisting. Allegedly.
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Some will let a whole gang of niggas hit and film it just to keep one nigga… that don’t even want them to begin with.

#theirchildrenmustbeproud
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@MIRS
You should be thanking me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmi_qbUGCKo&feature=related Feline Feminine

@YSo

I whole-heartedly agree…I mean I can go on and on about how I feel the EXACT same way you do, but I always end up offending someone… I think it’s time to log off….have a great weekend everyone!
felinelurker

@choco,
I’m telling you, follow the instructions…let us know on monday
#expectingafullreport
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@MIRS
Y did the chick pop back so quick when he bust that fool made me laugh at her azz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ESq1nYo8Q YSoSerious

@MAN

You forgot to say “allegedly”.

to you know who.
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

Naw yall got my chit on hard at work talkin bout how yall den got that face splattered and done in the azz and chit…

…goin have me callin this hoe I really don’t wanna deal with.
brenden

Yes Feline one for the team. It shows your man that not only do you want those red bottoms, but dayumnitt you deserve those red bottoms…In my case you still may not get em but eh
felinelurker

@man,
you & I are I2I !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

Bye FeFe
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Feline
I think he had tumors!

EELLLL why did an old friend just phone I’ve known since 13 with the wackest game in the world sounding like we was 13 all over again BUH BYE!
ELove

Regarding Coochie-Eating (EXPERT Expertise Perspective…)

It’s as SIMPLE as the Duck Analogy
IF It Doesn’t LQQK Good and IT doesn’t Smell Good then MORE THAN Likely IT Ain’t going to TASTE GOOD (Word!!!) Sooo in These Instances Just Simply BACK AWAY From THE COOCHIE !!!
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

Excuse me everyone…
:jack:
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

goin have me callin this hoe I really don’t wanna deal with.
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BERTHA HERE I COME (DEEP VOICE)

Tell me y you said anal hurt your dyck da hail?
CFREE

brenden says:

Coochie juice is not always sweet…Unless you eat coochie, please hush

fuggn
felinelurker

Man, you’s a fool!
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“BERTHA HERE I COME (DEEP VOICE)

Tell me y you said anal hurt your dyck da hail?”
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I don’t fluck with that big azz guhl no mo’!

I DID tell you why that chit hurt my dyck. We must not have used enough lube. Felt like I was rubbing my chit on sand paper or something. **shudders**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFBNflNX-U OHoney

I’m gone ya’ll it was fun
Zoe B.

I DID tell you why that chit hurt my dyck. We must not have used enough lube. Felt like I was rubbing my chit on sand paper or something. **shudders**

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Didn’t know assholes were so rough
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Man
Oh okay and yeah right you don’t mess with Big Bertha!
CFREE

Man dont start that chit wit Please! not today!

Eluvah, the EXPERT
teamtastinggoodsmellingoodlooknevenbetter
CFREE

Honeydip
CFREE

@Man did Bertha have a regular size va jay jay or is it extra long and wider? #curious
Ty

Choco aka Hippie says:

The gel and some good dyck will have u reaching for shyt thats not there.
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GOT DAMN where can I find that at!
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Pure Romance.com they have all kind of shyt. Bish feel like she is in the candy store. Try the body dew too, hubby loves the peach
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Ty
Good look
brenden

Cfree…Ive never been with a big girl…you tell me…had a chick who was 5’10 about 180…She was big as n tall and thick…We actually dated…Then the hoe (excuse me but she lft me dry) strtd get all these modelling gigs and flyin here n there…next thing I knew she was married…i thought we was still dating? Yeah not when she met a record exec we wasn’t…i digress…her shyt was some of the tightest I’ve had…we usta joke about her kegel game being proper.lmaaaaao so I dk if bertha n the rest have bigger ones…
CFREE

Brenden, i wudnt know but u and these stories
ELove

Man I JUST got through reading the comments After I left… HOT DAMN I missed ALOT (Sooo Glad we have OUR share of Freaky Females Though)