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Nicki Minaj’s weed carrier is a rapper now

Sandra Rose August 25, 2011

Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend, Safaree Samuels, 32, is a rapper now. If you believe the rumors, she dumped Safaree as her road manager so he might be hurting for cash. Samuels, whose rap handle is SB (short for Scaffbeezy), just dropped his first track entitled “My Watch” featuring Gucci Mane.

The track’s chorus line goes: “Watch on my wrist cost more than a mansion.” You can always tell when an uneducated thug isn’t used to having anything.

I didn’t listen to the track all the way through. But it’s obvious who writes Nicki’s boring lyrics.

[audio:SB-Gucci Mane_My-Watch.mp3]

WUTWUZMISSIN!

<<<THEY NEED TO PUT A STOP AND DESIST ON HIS LAME AZZ AND THIS CRAP!
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

…i guess nicki wrote her raps after all, cause her super bass mess is better than this lol
yeah they really had a falling out wow she dont follow him no more on twitter *gasp*
ValerieB1

Is he telling Nikki her shoes look big in that picture?
Anna

Is that a ring for a woman w/a big hand?
WUTWUZMISSIN!

His igggggnant azz said he was on an elevator and a old white lady said his bling looked like a disco ball and was he a rapper and he shouts “NO Bytch”….. Well at least he ain’t lying
noskillzhavinazz…
Mamacita

:blink :lame:
WUTWUZMISSIN!

The SB on his medalion must stand for SuchaBytch… or maybe SoonBroke,or SucksBigtime, or SendingBack,or SmashBooties…. The options are endless
West Coast Chick

His rap and his style is pretty :lame: however, arent most rappers now days anyway?

I’d say, he will go platinum in about a week
lovezoe

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE YOU CLOWN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

Did this fool just say that the jewelry around his neck is his noose?

I can’t and I won’t…stupid azz niggas….

Why is there so much CRAPPY rap music out? Talking about all this money they spending and how other folks need to get their weight up when they can’t even KEEP their weight up past so many years…. sad…
CFREE

nawl nicca that aint it nice try
WUTWUZMISSIN!

lovezoe says:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE YOU CLOWN!
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Sandman his azz!!!
CFREE

at Nicki Minaj’s “weed carrier”
http://N/A Focusonme

Im so sick of all of these lame azz wanabe rappers. No skills.. At all. this makes me sick. Throw up

He has officially messed up.
http://N/A Focusonme

his flow sound exactly like Niki or Wayne. thats not a good look for Gucci. i cant believe he hoped on a track with that lame. C’mon Gucci
Dymond

I thought he was a dancer…
WUTWUZMISSIN!

with CFREE

I need damages paid to me for even listening to that!

Goes to YouTube to pull up 50-Tyson to clear the garbage that I just heard out my head..

“I’m Fiddy-Tyson!”
:whistles: AHHHH! much better!
WUTWUZMISSIN!
kingstonn

he should just stick to carrying her luggage. smh!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

UUUUMMM Focus… HI and exactly what’s going on in your gravie?
Nauhty… I mean inquiring minds want to know
kingstonn

his name is cute though? #optimistic
Dymond

Kingstonn u just had to bring up luggage
CFREE

@ WUT, yeah we need ours for “emotional distress”
CFREE

S.B.= SHOULD’T BREATH.. on the mic that is
kingstonn

@ dymond
what’s wrong with luggage?
CFREE

:oop: (shouldn’t)
CFREE
Dymond

kingstonn now u know he just bopped that bish in the mouth with a suitcase, she called 911 and the rest is history
West Coast Chick

S.B = STOP BOY!!!!
West Coast Chick

S.B = STOP BOY!!!!
Candi Apple

He’s going back to the hood where Nikki meet him… While he’s at it he should take Amber Rose with him since she started hid demise (allegedly) Simple man… never bite the hand that feed you especially over spoiled milk that other people drink
Yall still crazy

Sounds like a bish name to me

Imagine a dude yelling his name down the street “Yo Safareeee” (like when Ced the Entertainer joked about grown azz men with these names)

The 1st item on his list should be to change his damn name!

#forrealrootypoo
H-Townmama

BOOOOOOO HISSSSSSS
*throws tomatoes* <—-can we get that emoticon
West Coast Chick

i wonder if he’s still crashing @ nikki’s crib? I mean, being that he’s rich n all ( his words, not mine) he should be able to buy his own condo, eh??
Candi Apple

SB=Simple Ba*tard

he went from a super star to a super h*e….
Yall still crazy

He should just write a tell all & ride her name till the wheels fall off!
Yall still crazy

Hey WCC, Dymond & Cfree & WUT

*begins writing a rap to Sandra Rose so she can FREE YSO, MIRS, SASO*
Candi Apple

Safaree when I hear his name I think about lip chap Safaree from flavor of love
Dymond

Hey there Crazee Let me know if u need a hook
Free Sassy Free Mirs Free YSo Free DMisses
West Coast Chick

Hey Yall.. Dymonmd… and all my cute ladies!!!
West Coast Chick

Candi Apple says:

SB=Simple Ba*tard

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STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
West Coast Chick

If his watch cost more than a manison.. shouldnt he just sell it and purchase a place to stay and get the hail out of nikki’s house? I mean, duh, nigga.. how dumb are you?
datsmdubya2u

While listening to this I couldn’t help picturing and little boy in his room boppin around in front of his web cam rapping.

I kept waiting for his Big Mama to come in and tell him to sit his skinny azz down and finish memorizing his multiplication tables.

Then the music shuts off abruptly.
nine4ya19062000

If this ain’t some chitty-mess… If this catches on then music has really gone to hell…
H-Townmama

Dats, yall, Dymond, Wut, Cfree and all

I wanna rap too!

*beatboxing*
My msne is H
I rep that H-town
You ask me what’s up I’ll tell u what’s going down
I have two lil shorties
they’re aged 5 and 2
yo, my lil shorties can make rhymes better than you
*drops mic and walks off*
chase

He puts the corn in corn ball.,. What a lame!
H-Townmama

My name*
sorry my lil one was trying to type too
MzDimplez1123

The bad part is…..That song sound like some shyt I heard before. I wonder if Nikki writes his lyrics.
MzDimplez1123

@ H-Town…And yo shawty shut SB DOWN, typos and all.
H-Townmama

@Dimpz
How sad is that though? I mean are her rhymes really good enough consistently to write for others
H-Townmama

@Dimpz
Think EBT will nominate us?
datsmdubya2u

@Dimpz

Think EBT will nominate us?

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Yes and you and your kids will have to perform more times than lil wayne did
http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

Sounds gay.
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

@ Sandra Auntie I died reading the caption.
I also saw your tweet about Robin Roberts..lol. Y’all would make a bomb couple lol
H-Townmama

@Dats
Home Alone scream AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*runs quickly back into obscurity*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

well i guess we know who writes nicki’s raps….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

The bad part is…..That song sound like some shyt I heard before. I wonder if Nikki writes his lyrics.
____________________________

@dimpz you might be right he has bitchassness in him so i can see him getting nicki to write his raps….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

b i t c h assness*
West Coast Chick

Smokie says:

Sounds gay.

____________________

sure does
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

WestSSIIIIDDDEEE! (again, i got nothing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

She owes him severance….He was the hypeman/road manager/weed carrier/bust down/wingman/porter. Shoot, I might have snapped on her, too.
West Coast Chick

NikkeMinxx says:

WestSSIIIIDDDEEE! (again, i got nothing)

____________________________
West Coast Chick

NikkeMinxx says:

She owes him severance….He was the hypeman/road manager/weed carrier/bust down/wingman/porter. Shoot, I might have snapped on her, too.

_______________________

a severance tho?
Yall still crazy

<– Will be a wrapper (courtesy of Baby HTown (ghostwriter)
CFREE

*peeks back in* o heyyyy @ H-Town,Ya’ll, MZD,PSP
Yall still crazy

<– somalia's rap career
Frenchie

Nikke
Yall still crazy

Cfree
Yall still crazy

Errbody get ready because tomorrow Auntie is getting this sight ‘all decked out and real snazzy’ for me and Candibefly’s bday
datsmdubya2u

@H-town

Ahem

Safaree or is it Scaffbeezy
no i really think it’s Barf-eeezzzy

Now you wanna rap now ’cause dat
barbie faded yo whack b!tch azz
as her sex slave
guess holdin nicki’s purse is not that brave

we know why you banked on that chick
why you donkey punched dat dome
you was salty cause she borrowed yo Lancôme

You say that watch cost more than a mansion and a yacht?
Let’s see what they give you
when your no quarter azz have to take it to the pawn shop….

So H can we go on tour together

we gonna call it the “watch the couch” tour…
AprilRain

I can’t hear the spit but the lyrics are wack. And from what ya’lls comments be sayin all I gotta say is (poor dude) better luck next time buddy LMAO!!!!!! #MESSYBREAKUPS
CFREE

:2dance: <<< cuttn a rug wit @YallCrazy I'm out ladies, have a good one… OAN i did not! see Frenchie & WWC
MzDimplez1123

@ Watch the Couch tour. Can I be yall HypeMan ala Flava Flav?!

I’m gonna need a nifty gimmick though
Yall still crazy

I don’t think that you could buy a “mansion” for a couple hundred thousand, but hey maybe I’m wrong *smirks*

He meant to say that he could buy a bungalow or ranch

Some teenager wrote that rhyme for him
MzDimplez1123

@ Yall….I swear when someone asks how dumb is he, my first thought was, dumb enough to think that watch cost more than a mansion.
Yall still crazy

Hey Dat! Lancome though

Good night Cfreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*begins designing Dimpz’ bootyclock* You can be rolling your bawdy all over the stage saying “watch the time” I can see it now
datsmdubya2u

@Dimpz

yes you’re hired.

You gonna be in charge of groupies too
Yall still crazy

Aprilrain, I can’t hear it either but the only way it may make it is it’s background is Isley Bros or somebody to take away from the words!
MzDimplez1123

@ Yall

@ groupies. A job with benefits!
MzDimplez1123

@ Yall…..That beat sounds recycled and remastered. I kept going is that…nawl that’s…fugg it, I give up.
Yall still crazy

<—I'll be the band's OFFICIAL TWITTER'ER

Just so that yall don't mess up with "our" fans
Yall still crazy

FREE YSO,MIRS, SASO, & somebody else
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@cfreeziile!

@yall & dimpz!!!!!!!!!!!!

:2dance: hey @yall soooo happy we get to celebrate your bday and candi’s! i’ll make sure not to be too bus to stop by tomorrow to wish you a happy one!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

<~~~~~~~~~~~ says FREE YSO, MIRS, & SASSYPANTS~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

<– is the hypeman/weed carrier/proofreader/backup dancer/accountant/teambus bartender (and needs a check for all them jobs)

@yall. I canonlythik of Jayyell and I am NOT wearing a free jay t-shirt because he dont like dark skinneded chicks….
MzDimplez1123

Frenchie! :2dance:

@ Yall…we definitely gonna need a Twitterer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

*can only think
H-Townmama

@Dats
Let’s do this baby!!!!!

Safaree Safaree
Ninja you know u sorry
You aint nothing but the bag lady
On the cool Nicki baby played you something shady
Now you trying to go out on your own
Just be back in 15, cuz yo break at Arby’s aint that long

Man we gonna take the world by storm
Texas baby (Paul Wall voice*
datsmdubya2u

@ya’ll

<—I'll be the band's OFFICIAL TWITTER'ER

Just so that yall don't mess up with "our" fans

—————-
cause the stuff going thru my mind most of the time mos def CANNOT be tweeted
MzDimplez1123

NIkkie! *applies 10 counts of lipgloss* How you doin?
datsmdubya2u

NikkiMinxx

We also need a driver for the tour vehicle

a 1993 toyota corolla
MzDimplez1123

@ H-Town. I swear yall better than Rin and Tin. The Hoe Is Mine ain’t got NUTHIN on yall track. Ya heard meh?!
MzDimplez1123

Damn Dats. Why we gonna be rollin like Tami at the end of last season?
Yall still crazy

Nikkke, not j. Somebody else stated their name earlier. Whoever left with Sass.

We also need a driver for the tour vehicle

a 1993 toyota corolla (<—-Pimped out of course)

And we inviting Auntie on the road with us, because yall know she always graciously declines

PLUS I'm doing the lil Kim "what, what" in each and every song! We paying homage too….
H-Townmama

Thanks Dimpz

Dats and I have big plans

@Dats
Can we at least get a 2005 Camry? I need enough room for 2 carseats
MzDimplez1123

@ Yall….DMisses
Yall still crazy

WHAT, WHAT

#payinghomagenumberone
datsmdubya2u

@H

Just be back in 15, cuz yo break at Arby’s aint that long

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Yall still crazy

Dimpz, I don’t think I “knew” her, but dagnabit FREE ’em all
H-Townmama

I agree
FREE THEM ALL…even old yeller
MzDimplez1123

@ Yall….I agree. cause That dude that went in on auntie was not banned.
datsmdubya2u

@H and Dimpz

Dang ya’ll gots some high class taste in cars

Look ima get a 2001 PT Cruser mmm…..kay?

@ bougie azzes
MzDimplez1123

@ Old Yeller. I agree though

Oh well lovelies, i’m out. See yall Monday. Have a good and safe weekend. @ Crazy I will be talking to YOU tomorrow!
Yall still crazy

Dat, we might as well get scooby doo van!
MzDimplez1123

@ Dats….I hear R. Kelly buys those too.
Yall still crazy

Damn, well if it would bring my hoburgers back, then yeah I say bring jay back too! Hmmmp.

*sings We Are Family to Auntie*
H-Townmama

Dimpz

@Dats
a PT Cruiser will do. I may even have a hook up on one with spinners
Yall still crazy

:goodnight: Dimpz
Yall still crazy

what, what
Dawn Sheen

His first single will be “My Suitcase be popping”
datsmdubya2u

a PT Cruiser will do. I may even have a hook up on one with spinners

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Now dats what im talkin about initiative….

dimpz
H-Townmama

@Yall
We need a costume designer. I want to be classy but sassy. Like DC when they first came out. The girls can wear baby phat and House of Dereon. It’s always on clearance at Ross and Burlington.
#Frugal
#savingformy200,00mansion
Yall still crazy

H, I’ll be tina knowles too then! *gets scissors$bedazzler ready*

#dontforgettarjayyyy
datsmdubya2u

@ h town and ya’ll

I concur with the costume plan

#tackychicbyTinaKnowles
H-Townmama

I’m so glad our dream (all of 30 minutes long) is finally going to be realized! Thanks to Dats for her skill with the pen and thanks to our team of Yall, dimpz, Nikki, and my babies Sydney and London aka Ms England and Ms Australia. Mama I hope you proud!!

Finally thanks to Nicki and Safaree for providing unlimited material.
Yall still crazy

Ok, well we’ve got our hype man (woman), twitterer, ride, costume, accountants, etc. Shoot all we need is to get locked up this weekend on some dumb shatt & we are guaranteed to go triple platinum

Auntie’s competition’s gonna be sooo jealous
H-Townmama

@Yall

I also expect plenty of exclusive pictures by Sandra
*whispers* make sure you send her our monthly schedule.
Yall still crazy

SMH, damn shame ole Subaru can’t even get folks posting on him. Whole post is about our wrap dream

what, what
Yall still crazy

*whispers back* H, I already gave her our (prescheduled) jail schedule, and the info on our husbands, boyfriends, side-cheats, and all compromising photos (to be “leaked” of course)

*puts feet up on desk and waits*
H-Townmama

Poor poor Sasquatch (sp)

Maybe he can take learn a few pointers from us
H-Townmama

Yall

Let me go to youtube and WSHH to see how many hits we’ve generated.
Yall still crazy

And we pays homage to lil Kim
Yall still crazy

Good night H
H-Townmama

Goodnight Yall
datsmdubya2u

night h town
H-Townmama

Dats
jazzyiest

Did this ninja just say that somebody wants his semen?!?!? Yep, that’s where I stopped that shyt at. #EPICFAIL#
pinksghetti

The lyrics were meaningless like a lot of music these days but he’s not a bad rapper but maybe it’s because I seem to like most rappers from NYC.