I realize that some of you are incurable Beyonce Stans, and as such, your Stan worship can cloud your judgment. So I prepared this graphic to help you see how ridiculous it is that Beyonce expects us to believe she grew a baby bump in just 10 days! The pictures don’t lie.

Even if she is pregnant, why would she upstage all the other celebrities at the MTV Video Music Awards last night when she could have simply made the announcement during one of her 4 concerts 2 weeks ago?

I feel sorry for her spawn if she is pregnant. The baby has an attention whore for a mother and a camel for a dad.