Seen On The Scene: Inside Jay-Z’s Watch The Throne Album Release Party At LIV

Sandra Rose August 15, 2011

As you know, Jay Z held his ‘Watch The Throne’ listening party at Club Liv in Miami last night. Freshalina of Crunk & Disorderly was one of the urban blogs invited to wtiness Jay Z’s pretentious debauchery firsthand.

Presented with limited commentary here is an exclusive look inside Jay-Z’s Watch The Throne Party at LIV aka My Super Sweet Illuminati Initiation Ceremony on Sunday night. For all my pro-fat girl in the club shit talking I am feeling it this morning, ergh, afternoon so I am going to keep things Bobby Valentino — short and sweet. Hit up my Twitter timeline for a live recap of the evening presented as only yours truly can. And that’s shade.

And before y’all start in: Sandrarose.com was the only urban blog invited to Kanye and Jay Z’s star studded, ultra private listening party in New York City. But we politely declined the invitation.

GAGIRL87

And before y’all start in: Sandrarose.com was the only urban blog invited to Kanye and Jay Z’s star studded, ultra private listening party in New York City. But we politely declined the invitation.

Sandra who is we I’ve been meaning to ask you that do you have an intern or something?

Kim Porter- I love a women who embraces thier flaws and isn’t ashamed
STL OPINION!

Why every “exclusive” event your invited to you decline>? i don’t get it
pinky2083

What’s up with her legs?
http://www.twitter.com/blaqeve MrzzSmitty

Oh snap! I became a fan of Kims. She has strechies thats make her normal. All these celebs or pseudo Celebs popping out babies and making us normal folk feel like shit cause we have visible reminders and they dont. Good for her showing her mommy scars. lol
pointhimout

haha yeah Sandra, why do you decline every invite?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

You KNOW you wrong for putting up that pic of Kim’s stretch marks
SugarPieHoneybunn

what are you hiding from Ms Rose? What are you ashamed of?
TPtotalpackage

Are those stretch marks on that gal’s legs????
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

I bet Cassie dont have no stretch marks on her legs
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

at Kim for exposing the stretch marks so it draws attention away from her face… even with the ridiculous glasses and headband she’s wearing.

And she wonders why she is can only be a baby momma…
TPtotalpackage

Its not even about embracing flaws. If her legs look like that she should not have put on shorts period point blank it terrible. Also since when does pregnacy cause stretch marks on your legs? I can’t even imagine what kind of tornado or human brain her stomach must look like…Hell nah. She needs to have a seat, in some pants.
renegadesince1985

Most women — especially those that have kids — have stretch marks. I don’t see the big deal
Dawn Sheen

Lort have mercy what is up with them road maps on Kims legs…leading to making the band
ohpretty1

MrzSmitty – Is that sarcasm or are you serious. #honestquestion
Dawn Sheen

Those could be lipo scars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

Its not even about embracing flaws.

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Exactly you have to embrace your flaws, don’t push that responsibility on the world.
http://N/A Focusonme

Most REAL women get stretch marks after birth. All of you who are pointing it out need to QUIT.. People get stretch marks… Get over it…

Need I remind you about the commedian who gracefully pointed out.. No one cares about stretch marks, either you were big and got small or you were small and got big.. either way a man will still hit.. Period
GAGIRL87

@ TP yes it is about embracing her flaws could she have covered them up? Yes absolutely but she didn’t and that takes courage.. Everybody walking God’s geen earth has flaws some choose to embrace them others don’t some are just good @ hiding chit and knowing what works best covering their OWN flaws.
SugarPieHoneybunn

‘TotalPackage’…one day your body gone be fcked up…if it aint already…and you gone wear shorts too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

I have them, but no one will ever know where
renegadesince1985
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

eed I remind you about the commedian who gracefully pointed out.. No one cares about stretch marks, either you were big and got small or you were small and got big.. either way a man will still hit.. Period
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cause when the lights off….it dont matter no way!
GAGIRL87

@ Focus tell em lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

Zoe B. says:

You KNOW you wrong for putting up that pic of Kim’s stretch marks

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Lmfao
http://N/A Focusonme

@SugarPieHoneybunn

Dont let @totalpackage fool you. She has stretch marks too. No one is stretch mark exempt. she could have one on her a** or under her boobs. But we all get them. At some point.. Its like the candy NOWorLater

I didnt think I had any after child birth and now I have a small one at the top of my a**. Thats life!!
Ms. Everything

When you hit a certain age you should be able to follow your own style and not follow after the stupid trends the kids are doing…. Kim is too pretty and too old for those ridiculous glasses and headband
SugarPieHoneybunn

Dont be shame Zoe….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

You guys should check my link out, so this doesn’t turn into #teamstretchmarks vs #teamhavenone it’s a good laugh #yourewelcome
http://N/A Focusonme

I say put some glitter on those stretch marks as work it.
SugarPieHoneybunn

Focus…im no fool lmao
SugarPieHoneybunn

No thanks
SamYell JacksEm

@Focusonme
Corey Holcomb right? One of my favotite comedians. He has a show that comes on on Mondays @9pm central on Foxxhole if you have satelite radio.
bombchelle.

Oh Kim…

Stretchmarks? Cute Bag Though!
http://N/A Focusonme

No satalite radio.. Dang..
West Coast Chick

Kim looks a mess try to keep it classy ma??!!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

I Corey Holcomb
mrsloveleigh

I never believed you could ever get stretch marks removed when I notived Kim had them years ago. I figured she would def me on getting them suckas taken care of. Luckily mine aren’t too bad so i can wear them like a badge of honor lol
http://N/A Focusonme

@Ms. Everything

Kim is too pretty and too old for those ridiculous glasses and headband

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I agree. Why are we talking about stretchmarks. She cant do anything about those. But we need to address the real shyt.. Okay. Why does her old a** have on those shades? Why? She cute and all but she took it too far.
Ms. Everything

I didn’t even notice the stretch marks and had to scroll back up and look close after reading the comments… but umm who cares? Sh!t I’ve got plenty and could care less who see’s or notices them, why? cause I’m not ashamed of not one of them. I can’t believe there are grown ass women who would focus on something that petty, that can’t be avoided and that happens to all of us Talk sh!t about something that matters like those dumb azz glasses or the retarded as fvck headband
mrsloveleigh

Chiby Corey Holcomb was here about a month back and his show was great
ohpretty1

So you’re not a real woman if you don’t get/prevent them after birth? That’s new.

And a more famous comedian said “Liiiiiee to meeeee!” If she had on a midriff shirt, I’d say wear a longer shirt the way she needs to wear longer shorts. Some things don’t need to be seen.
Ms. Everything

@Focus I see we’re on the same page :lol
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

mrsloveleigh says:

Chiby Corey Holcomb was here about a month back and his show was great
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I usually dont like “big boys”…but he is a cutie IMO!! And he can be so disrespectful…but that chit be funny as hell…I follow him on Twitter and be cracking me up!
http://N/A Focusonme

@ohpretty1.. Im not saying that your not a real woman. Im saying that real people get stretch marks. Period. It doesnt matter if you are a celeb or not. She is a REAL person. So, people shouldnt act so supprised.

Its a matter of genetics, its not something that you can prevent.Either you get them or you dont.
ohpretty1

…one day your body gone be fcked up…if it aint already…and you gone wear shorts too

I have them, but no one will ever know where

I say put some glitter on those stretch marks as work it.
mrsloveleigh

this fools said he told someone his mama’s panties are so dirty they look like hotwing paper!!! Disgusting? yes. Vulgar? yes. funny? Hell yes
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

@Ms everything

The world has become so VAIN, that all we see are flaws first….smh…
TPtotalpackage

No. Everyone does not have stretch marks. I have a six year old. Not one damn stretch mark, my mother doesn’t have them and my grandma didn’t either and if I did have them I would not be showing them. If your stomach is ridden with stretch marks you should not where have on a half top. Its just foul. Its alot of hit dogs hollerin I see. You have to know your body and what works for your. I am only 4″11 there are a lot of things that I can’t where that I would love to but I don’t because the chit wouldn’t look right. Bottom line.
Ms. Everything

Oh Pretty now when I see women with afterbirth bellies out in the open… that bothers me… alot. I have one and no matter how confident I may be that’s one thing that has no business being seen by the general and unsuspecting public but a few stretch marks on a thigh? No big deal cause women who haven’t had kids get those so why try to hide them (unless they’re accompanied by excess cellulite, rolls and pockmarks in which case cover that mess up)
SugarPieHoneybunn

bishes are female’s worst critics
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

Corey Holcomb got this joke about his girl having a miscarraige on the toilet and how happy he was to see that muthafukker being flushed down the toilet…. its not funny…but the way he way he tells the joke is SOOOOOO funny!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

Yes most women do get stretch marks after having a baby, I have a few on my sides but I’ve never seen a woman get them on their legs and she’s a model who has children by a millionaire I’m sure she can afford to have them lanced or removed so yes we can sit here and speculate and wonder why she has them because she’s Kim Porter and she shouldn’t have them.
ohpretty1

@ Focus – Gotcha.
SugarPieHoneybunn

Blah blah blah TP. quit worryin abt the next chick and go find your short ass some stilts. #sitdown——> _/ right there
TPtotalpackage

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

‘TotalPackage’…one day your body gone be fcked up…if it aint already…and you gone wear shorts too

And why is that exactly???? I take damn good care of my body and I also have good genes, do you forsee some shi*t that I don’t in your magic 8 ball??? Because…..
Ty

STL OPINION! says:

Why every “exclusive” event your invited to you decline>? i don’t get it
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Cause she can’t get there. She is scared to fly. By the time she got there via train, car, or bus, they would’ve been back in Atlanta kicking off the tour
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

I’m sure she can afford to have them lanced or removed so yes we can sit here and speculate and wonder why she has them because she’s Kim Porter and she shouldn’t have them.
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Now that’s true…cause I know she done got that tummy tucked…why she didnt get those strech marks removed reamins a mystery…but at the end of the day…she still getting access to Puffy banks account while the rest of us or either at home broke or still WORKING and broke…

Chit if Puffy aint complaining, then I’m sure she aint giving a fukk about what no one has to say…. i know I wouldnt!!!
mrsloveleigh

@Totalpackage awww i’m 4’11 also!!!! #teamfunsize

All i know is Kim still looks great in a bikini after 4 kids. My stretch marks aren’t horrible but i don’t put them on display either
mrsloveleigh

yes Chiby that fool told that joke also. Poor taste but hella funny
Ms. Everything

TP that’s nice that you have a 6 year old and not one stretch mark… beautiful in fact, but it’s genetics and you’re an exception not a rule so instead of talking about those who do.. maybe you should just be grateful that you haven’t got them (yet) and not act as if you’re the norm or as if there’s a way that those of us who do have them can avoid them no offense just saying…

Now I’m 4’11, but with 3 more kids than you and with the exception of my stomach area am in pretty good shape (especially for 4 kids) and I don’t go showing off my stomach (until I get it toned again) but I’ll be damned if I would not wear something I liked to avoid someone else getting offended or disturbed by stretchmarks on my thigh
http://N/A Focusonme

@TPtotalpackage

You are right. Not everyone has them. Im just saying they are not a big deal. It is a matter of genetics and the amount of elasticity in your skin. Just like you said, you, your mother, or your grand mother has them. So, that proves my point.. Genetics..The more oily your skin in the more elasticity your skin has. I only have 1 small one. So its not a hit dog thing. Im just saying stretch marks are not new. So, everyone acting like it such a SHOCKER shouldnt act that way. Its normal just like bowels.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.
ohpretty1

@ MsEverything (49) – That’s all I’m saying. I’m not putting her down, just saying be more appropriate.

@ chi – I love his humor, but he is not for everyone. I saw him with some friends in Atlanta. After we had a debate in the car on some of the things I laughed at.
mrsloveleigh

hell my hubby got a few stretch marks and he’s thin as hell and always has been
renegadesince1985

You can’t completely get rid of stretch marks. You can get laser treatments but they only lessen visibility. I mean shyt Kim K. has stretch marks and you know her azz would have gotten them removed if there was a way.

Like I said…most women have stretch marks, whether it’s hormones, losing/gaining weight, pregnancy etc… It’s not that serious :rollseyes:
caligirl

I’m hear ya’ll talking about embracing YOU! and I feel ya, but my tooth got knocked out when I was in high school fiddy leven years ago, but I didn’t embrace it, I got that shitt fixed. I’m not for showing scars and strectch marks and shizz.
http://N/A Focusonme

@Ms. Everyt…

I agree with you. I have never had a bump on my face. I have the most clear skin. I never had acne. or anyhing. I DONT look at people who have them and say. OMG why are you showing your face in public. Thats stupid. I have been fortunate to have clear skin. Its not right to pick on those less fortunate.

Thats just like a rich person saying. ” I wonder what the poor people are doing now?” Its unreasonable and insensitive..
SugarPieHoneybunn

From the looks of your hooched out profile pic, Im sure that stretch marks should be the least of your worries. Are you an aspiring “booty model” or are you preparing for your “stroll”?
caligirl

@ohpretty1 – That’s what I’m saying!
http://N/A Focusonme

@SugarPieHoneybunn

preparing for your “stroll”?

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Ill respond for TP.. OH NO YOU DIDNT!!!!
SugarPieHoneybunn

Exactly Focus and Ms Everything
mrsloveleigh

Seeing her years ago with them on her hips made me embrace mine even more. I’m lucky that the ones onmy stomach are low light and very few so i could probably get away with a belly shirt. I have them on my thighs from pregnancy also. My 4’11 frame was carrying around a nearly 9lb baby. Everything stretched lol
Ms. Everything

@OhPretty and @Focus

@Sugar
renegadesince1985
SugarPieHoneybunn

Focusonme<—–Instigator! LOL
Ty

Focusonme says:

@SugarPieHoneybunn

preparing for your “stroll”?

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Ill respond for TP.. OH NO YOU DIDNT!!!!
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@ Focus Lately that would be call jumping in or ganging up on people. Let TP answer her own stroll question.

Now give me some
http://N/A Focusonme

JK..I understand TP’s point… I truelly believe that everyone has a right to their oppinion. Thats hers. Some things are a matter of perception even if they are a fact..The grass is green as hell on TP’s NO STRETCH MARKS ALLOWED on this side of the fence… I aint mad at ya TP…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

bishes are female’s worst critics

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Oh how ironic I just said the same thing in the Beyonce post, I love it how biased some of you are on this blog. You pick and choose who it’s ok to criticize smh sure it’s ok to talk down on a young lady out here making major moves and history but we shouldn’t talk about a fickle braud who allows her baby daddy to publicly humiliate her and play her like a fiddle. That is just absurd, how dare us!
West Coast Chick

Kims stetch marks are light..they actually dont look bad.. Ive seen MUCH worst, its the outfit, headband and glasses that I cant take
Roc

Are you an aspiring “booty model” or are you preparing for your “stroll”?
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http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

Oh wait

I JAY Z
Ty

DMisses says:

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

bishes are female’s worst critics

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Oh how ironic I just said the same thing in the Beyonce post, I love it how biased some of you are on this blog. You pick and choose who it’s ok to criticize smh sure it’s ok to talk down on a young lady out here making major moves and history but we shouldn’t talk about a fickle braud who allows her baby daddy to publicly humiliate her and play her like a fiddle. That is just absurd, how dare us!
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Its because this chile is truely a Non Mother Phuckin Factor and is only used for our and Puffy’s entertainment purposes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

chibytex but how do we know Diddy’s happy that might be why he’s supposedly engaged to marry Cassie both of them let him mistreat them because of who he is, if he was a reg Joe Schmoe they would’ve been through with him that’s why I don’t have any sympathy for them, they put themselves out there like dumb ducks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

sure it’s ok to talk down on a young lady out here making major moves and history but we shouldn’t talk about a fickle braud who allows her baby daddy to publicly humiliate her and play her like a fiddle. That is just absurd, how dare us!

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http://N/A Focusonme

@DMisses

That is just absurd, how dare us!

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I concur. HOW DARE US DO SOMETHING OF THE SUCH? AND RATHER THAN STAND HER AND HAVE A BALIGERNAT CONFRANTITATION. IM GOING TO DO LIKE JESUS H CHRIST AND TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. AMEN…… Taken from the kind workds of the Power Tap Guru from the movie Norbit..
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

@ Focus Lately that would be call jumping in or ganging up on people. Let TP answer her own stroll question.

Now give me some
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I guess after I used to get gang-banged in here, Auntie FINALLY had to put a stop to that chit!!!! I have been called everything but a child a of God in here!!! #TeamNObullying
SugarPieHoneybunn

yes WCC. the shades and headband is a hotmess. that was the attention whore in her cryin out. she knew that mess was ugly
West Coast Chick

@ DMisses

I still dont get the Beyonce hate thing granted, her lyrics are a bit child like, and her routine is getting a bit stale, but even still, she’s the best at what she does! Now, Kim, I cant hate on her.. there bishes in the street that got it waaay worst than Kim at least she and her kids are WELl taken care of.. some bishes go thru what she does and more.. for nothing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

@cha cha Who is that in your gravie?
ohpretty1

#kumbaya
http://N/A Focusonme

@chibytex

I was trying to defend the poor girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

Its because this chile is truely a Non Mother Phuckin Factor and is only used for our and Puffy’s entertainment purposes.

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Well. Dam.
West Coast Chick

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

yes WCC. the shades and headband is a hotmess. that was the attention whore in her cryin out. she knew that mess was ugly

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right! and dDespite her being in her fosile age, she’s still a stunna imo
TPtotalpackage

No. B*tch I OWN a Bailbonding and GPS Monitoring Company, I was actually on vaction in that pic as I can afford to do anytime I damn well please. Don’t let this chit fool you.
screwball69

Even though it’s hurting me not to say something, I’m not going to do it today. I’ve been nice all day and I’m not going to break the streak on Kim Porter. This, despite the fact that when she was in Columbus, Georgia a few years ago she & puffy duck thought that they were too damn good to wave back to the FEW people that recognized them.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

@DMisses
Doesnt matter That bishes ALLOWANCE is probably MORE than what anybody on this blog makes….including Sandra….and you see Kim got invited to the event and was allowed to come…stretch marks and all!!!

It doesnt matter what WE say…that bish probably shopping right now!!!
Ty

Passes back to Focus…told u
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

The world has become so VAIN, that all we see are flaws first….smh…
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Not for me I see ugly first becuz that’s just how I am if you look good I see that first also – but I don’t look for flaws

Now these glasses are flaws, the lip gloss is flawed the nose mouth combination is flawed
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

still dont get the Beyonce hate thing granted, her lyrics are a bit child like, and her routine is getting a bit stale, but even still, she’s the best at what she does! Now, Kim, I cant hate on her.. there bishes in the street that got it waaay worst than Kim at least she and her kids are WELl taken care of.. some bishes go thru what she does and more.. for nothing
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And that’s ALL I’m trying to say!!!!!!
CFREE

“I am going to keep things Bobby Valentino — short and sweet”
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get off my boy Bobby V
West Coast Chick

I think Kim is beyonce beuatiful, but I HATE when she perches her lips like that
SugarPieHoneybunn

LMAO giiiiirrrrlll dont be callin me yo Mammy name like that. IDGAF what you say you do for a living. Since you so obsessed with what other women look like, I felt it my duty to let you know what u lookin like. How much you pull in that night..on your “vacation”? #curious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

Don’t we pick out flaws on like EVERYONE that is posted on this blog,why is this post so different?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

she knew that mess was ugly
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I see ugly ppl (Sixth Sense)
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

LMAO giiiiirrrrlll dont be callin me yo Mammy name like that. IDGAF what you say you do for a living. Since you so obsessed with what other women look like, I felt it my duty to let you know what u lookin like. How much you pull in that night..on your “vacation”? #curious
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STOP right NOW!!!! People gonna say you judging or whatever the hell that means……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

I am over here in tears ctfu @ Choco’s honest azz reply;
Not for me I see ugly first becuz that’s just how I am if you look good I see that first also – but I don’t look for flaws

WCC I agree I don’t understand why so many have a strong disdain for Bey either but I agree with you and Chiby Kim P has it made, Diddy just bought her a mercedes for her bday so she aint paying no attention to what we say about her stretch marks anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Every women doesn’t get stretch marks. It’s truly genetics. I don’t have any my mother or grandmother didn’t have any but it really doesn’t matter at the end of the day . A man could careless if you have stretch marks it doesn’t make you less or better if you have them or not. Women are the only ones who sit around and talk about stretch marks. Men don’t give a care
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

Or you’re gonna get called insecure!!!
caligirl

@TPtotalpackage – Bailbonding? Just curious what’s the annual income looking like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

Choco aka Hippie says:

she knew that mess was ugly
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I see ugly ppl (Sixth Sense)

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You know you aint right lmao
SugarPieHoneybunn

@ Chibytex…Yes ma’am
ohpretty1

Zoe B. says:

Don’t we pick out flaws on like EVERYONE that is posted on this blog,why is this post so different?

Along with DMisses comment I agree. I don’t know why this went left. Well, yes I do. If Sandra posted a pic of Queen L tomorrow with hot pants on, everyone would be going in if it looked like she was coming from a public stoning. #justsaying
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I am over here in tears ctfu @ Choco’s honest azz reply;
Not for me I see ugly first becuz that’s just how I am if you look good I see that first also – but I don’t look for flaws
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I hate being generalized so I said eff it….SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD
SugarPieHoneybunn

Thank you Snooty
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

Women are the only ones who sit around and talk about stretch marks. Men don’t give a care
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And if they do…they are probably :homoswitch:
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@TOTAL PACKAGE

You lookin MIGHTY GOOD in that gravie pic! Don’t let no hating azz hoes bring you down! DO YO’ THANG!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I don’t know why this went left. Well, yes I do.
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Imma say this I’ve noticed a few of us myself included is acting like Aunt Mary is about to visit cuz this week and last we have been some sensitive azz mofos on here! #RAISES HAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

If Sandra posted a pic of Queen L tomorrow with hot pants on, everyone would be going in if it looked like she was coming from a public stoning. #justsaying

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Public stoning?
caligirl

SugarPieHoneybun
CFREE
Ms. Everything

Zoe it’s not the flaw picking per se it’s the picking out barely visible stretch marks (which many have) over the more obvious flaws like those ugly ass glasses, the retarded headband and that lipstick and lip pose that Choco so kindly pointed out which I missed from focusing on the glasses and headband

Oh and other stuff too but
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Good ol fashion cocoa butter helps keep my stretch marks from being painfully noticed
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

@OhPretty
I wouldnt!! Cellulite is just like stretch marks IMO….you can do something about it or you can not give a chit….some men like dimples!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

Imma say this I’ve noticed a few of us myself included is acting like Aunt Mary is about to visit cuz this week and last we have been some sensitive azz mofos on here! #RAISES HAND

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Maybe the periods are synchronizing
SugarPieHoneybunn

Chibytex says:

Women are the only ones who sit around and talk about stretch marks. Men don’t give a care
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And if they do…they are probably :homoswitch:
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Uh oh!!! she done found you stretch mark hatin women out. yall chicks gay on the low. who knew?? LMAO
CFREE

O-M-G chit be poppn off in here
TPtotalpackage

That’s all you got boo??? You coming for like I was the only person that commented on her stretch marks like this isn’t a d*mn blog site that would not even exist if it were not for people’s opinions. I can’t even take you seriously without a pic though sweetie. Clearly you are concerned with what I do for a living since you implied that I work a stroll. Let me know what I am looking like??? Girl/Boy/SHIM Sit yo ass down. I don’t even do internet thugging with nothings…Get a life.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Maybe the periods are synchronizing
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You joke but let’s face it we spend a lot of time together on this board it wouldn’t be the strangest thing to happen just like women you work with or if you live in a house with females back to back to back
Milf-n-Cookies
ohpretty1

Zoe B. says:

Imma say this I’ve noticed a few of us myself included is acting like Aunt Mary is about to visit cuz this week and last we have been some sensitive azz mofos on here! #RAISES HAND

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Maybe the periods are synchronizing
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Bwaahhahahah! That happens with women in close quarters. Scientists have yet to figure out why. This is a real family!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Who cares about stretch marks anyway? Men don’t care when they starting singling women out then we might need to concern our self until then lets bury this.
screwball69

Women are the only ones who sit around and talk about stretch marks. Men don’t give a care
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And if they do…they are probably
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I’m breaking the good comment streak and going in on this right here, and I must tell you that ONLY people who suffer from the aforementioned condition are the ones that would post a comment as such. I know damn well if I’m ready to settle down with a woman and she is stretched in a hundred places, I’m going to show her azz to the door and keep hunting. Sorry but you set yourself up for that one.
ohpretty1

Uh oh!!! she done found you stretch mark hatin women out. yall chicks gay on the low. who knew?? LMAO

She was referring to men sitting around talking about them. I just asked a guy what he thought. Slightly funny but honest answer and a few agreed with him.
Ty

CFREE says:

O-M-G chit be poppn off in here
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Hey Free passes
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

SnootyPooty says:

Who cares about stretch marks anyway? Men don’t care when they starting singling women out then we might need to concern our self until then lets bury this.
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This chit is bigger than stretch marks…its about WOMEN judging other women…..you have the women who consider themselves “perfect” and those that keep it real about looks and chit…that really dont matter….
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@SNOOTY
“Women are the only ones who sit around and talk about stretch marks. Men don’t give a care”
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I have never cared about stretch marks.
Most of the time they are on the tiddy/azz so I’m happy I’m seeing them.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

TPtotalpackage says:

No. Everyone does not have stretch marks.
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True. I don’t have them either, but she got a model shape and I got a plus size model shape so who cares about her stretch marks?

I ain’t hiding shat from nobody. If it’s freaking hot outiside ain’t no stretch mark rule gonna keep me from wearing shorts. Well in my case ain’t no fat girl rule gonna keep me from wearing shorts. If you don’t like it turn ya head or talk about me behind my back or laugh out loud for all I care, but kick rocks while you’re at it.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@OhPretty
what was the answer?

Here’s what happened to me – Im walking around nude in my room so I bend down to get something out of my drawer and I effn saw dimples on my cheek – so I gasped and was like OMG I have got to get in the gym why my friend Boo don’t even go there you don’t have to do that for me I said thanks boo but that is for me Fuk what you heard I haven’t had no damn dimples but yeah men dont’ really care like that
SugarPieHoneybunn

Chile that sh*t was too stale. You best get off that internet fo Iceberg catch u. Have you a nice and productive day TP. Really
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

I’m breaking the good comment streak and going in on this right here, and I must tell you that ONLY people who suffer from the aforementioned condition are the ones that would post a comment as such. I know damn well if I’m ready to settle down with a woman and she is stretched in a hundred places, I’m going to show her azz to the door and keep hunting. Sorry but you set yourself up for that one.
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Well first of all yes I do have stretch marks, but mine arent bad…..AND I’m married so my hubby aint to concerned…cause he STAYS tapping me on my shoulder at night…..

REAL men aint really that concerned about all that bullchit…they want a woman who is gonna cook, clean, be a lady and bend that ass over at night…LOOKS fade…hunny….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

OMG dimples on my thighs not my damn cheeks
West Coast Chick

Maybe the periods are synchronizing
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fuking
screwball69

I have never cared about stretch marks.
Most of the time they are on the tiddy/azz so I’m happy I’m seeing them.
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These are the ONLY two spots where women can get a pass. I wouldn’t date a woman with a kid so her stomach is a unless I was the reason why came to be.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

I have never cared about stretch marks.
Most of the time they are on the tiddy/azz so I’m happy I’m seeing them.
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THIS is the realest thing I think I’ve ever seen/heard Man say…..
I’m proud!!1
ohpretty1

I’m breaking the good comment streak and going in on this right here, and I must tell you that ONLY people who suffer from the aforementioned condition are the ones that would post a comment as such. I know damn well if I’m ready to settle down with a woman and she is stretched in a hundred places, I’m going to show her azz to the door and keep hunting. Sorry but you set yourself up for that one.

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^^^This is pretty much what my male coworkers said/agreed with. His words: “If was part of the cause of those stretch marks, no I wouldn’t care because she has MY kids, she is MY wife. I simply wouldn’t care.” Another said, “It depends on the level of destruction.” The others were agreeing with both comments.
#dontshootthemessenger
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

I have never cared about stretch marks.
Most of the time they are on the tiddy/azz so I’m happy I’m seeing them.
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Ty

Choco aka Hippie says:

OMG dimples on my thighs not my damn cheeks
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Choco that shyt is natural but the hoes at the strip club with the bullet wounds Now thats a problem
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

LOOKS fade…hunny….
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Well my vain azz is gonna mine don’t I like being known as a reformed Cougar, MILF, Sexy thang –
West Coast Chick

REAL men aint really that concerned about all that bullchit…they want a woman who is gonna cook, clean, be a lady and bend that ass over at night…LOOKS fade…hunny….

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Chiby
SugarPieHoneybunn

REAL men aint really that concerned about all that bullchit…they want a woman who is gonna cook, clean, be a lady and bend that ass over at night…LOOKS fade…hunny….
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And that about wraps all this other BS up, now dont it
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Choco that shyt is natural but the hoes at the strip club with the bullet wounds
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@Ty agreed and I think that’s why he wasn’t trippn but if I don’t take care of it now my chit could look like them hoes at the strip club I DONT EVA NEVA EVA EVA
West Coast Chick

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

I have never cared about stretch marks.
Most of the time they are on the tiddy/azz so I’m happy I’m seeing them
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its comments like this that make me wish I had stretch marks
..its the new “real woman” logo
SugarPieHoneybunn

Men say anything stupid when they are in the company of other men. men can be such followers. they aint worried abt no stretch marks unless they really dont like your ass anyway

The only chicks they expect to be perfect are the ones they are paying for
caligirl

It is in the manner in which things are “said”
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I wouldn’t date a woman with a kid so her stomach is a unless I was the reason why came to be.
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Aww poor thing But you will see the light
West Coast Chick

Chiby’s is right.. real niggas dont get a fuk about no damn stretch marks
#realtalk

where ELove and ALBoy at ?
Honycoatd

A darn riot in here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Show me a man who wouldn’t hit a done azz because of stretch marks
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

Zoe B. says:

@cha cha Who is that in your gravie?

My lil sis
Honycoatd

Elove sleeping like a baby after listening to all those old jamz probably #justassuming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

screwball69 good luck with that, because the average “flawless” female aint worth a dam and is only good for looking at and f*cking on! They don’t cook, clean and know jack ish about catering to their man trust me I see men complaining about these very same women on twitter all day everyday…this all goes back to that 80/20 rule in life.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

The only chicks they expect to be perfect are the ones they are paying for
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and then in some cases you don’t have to be perfect #TRANNY CHASERS PRE-OP COALITION
SugarPieHoneybunn

yes Choco…his ass will see the light real soon. lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Opps fine
caligirl

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

I have never cared about stretch marks.
Most of the time they are on the tiddy/azz so I’m happy I’m seeing them
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

screwball69 good luck with that, because the average “flawless” female aint worth a dam and is only good for looking at and f*cking on! They don’t cook, clean and know jack ish about catering to their man trust me I see men complaining about these very same women on twitter all day everyday…this all goes back to that 80/20 rule in life.
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Glad you explained it cuz I figured I’d let him see the light on his own – and boy will his azz be blinded
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

Men say anything stupid when they are in the company of other men. men can be such followers. they aint worried abt no stretch marks unless they really dont like your ass anyway

The only chicks they expect to be perfect are the ones they are paying for
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Fools be letting these “tv” women confuse them…. If my JOB was to look like a model ALL the time, then MAYBE I’d be concerned….My best friend is a DIME and she calling me talking about I dont know what’s wrong…why “he” wont call me, why he acting weird….”perfect bishes have the MOST problems cause they too fukking concerned about their looks….
ohpretty1

@ Choco and your stories. Oh, and I posted what they said.

If you love self and your mate loves what they come home to, keep doing what you’re doing @ everybody, male and female.
SugarPieHoneybunn

There aint one Smooty!! Unless he ghey
mrsloveleigh

I guess that’s why my hubby ain’t concerned he did it to me!!! same for my extra weight lol
SugarPieHoneybunn

I mean Snooty LOL
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

Men say anything stupid when they are in the company of other men.
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You ain’t never lied. I done seen that with my own two eyes on numerous occasions with male friends and relatives. Most of these dudes can’t land Halle Berry. They got stretch marks they own damn self talking about super vain sh*t they ain’t putting up with.
Honycoatd

Stretch marks aren’t that bad. Its like having gray hair, some people gray early as soon as in their mid 20’s while others are later in life. A woman just eat healthy to slow them down or make them less noticeable and exercise.
SugarPieHoneybunn

If you love self and your mate loves what they come home to, keep doing what you’re doing @ everybody, male and female.
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Agreed
Ms. Everything

@Sugar and Chi

@Man… I’ve never met a straight normal man who would ever turn a woman away because she has stretch marks. I know a couple who talk like they will until you see the women they end up with and think
mrsloveleigh

Choco I will never forget the day day i realized i had a few stretch marks on my butt!!! I was truly upset
Honycoatd

I dont want to see stretch marks on my man chest or ass
screwball69

chibytex says:

I’m breaking the good comment streak and going in on this right here, and I must tell you that ONLY people who suffer from the aforementioned condition are the ones that would post a comment as such. I know damn well if I’m ready to settle down with a woman and she is stretched in a hundred places, I’m going to show her azz to the door and keep hunting. Sorry but you set yourself up for that one.
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Well first of all yes I do have stretch marks, but mine arent bad…..AND I’m married so my hubby aint to concerned…cause he STAYS tapping me on my shoulder at night…..
REAL men aint really that concerned about all that bullchit…they want a woman who is gonna cook, clean, be a lady and bend that ass over at night…LOOKS fade…hunny….
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Yes, looks do fade, but that doesn’t give anyone a free pass to be busted by the time your 30. And with you putting emphasis on REAL, I started to explain a few things to you but I’ll spare you the embarrassment this time. Now if your criterion for a man suggest that he over look someone else self neglect then maybe I’m too REAL for some. Hell if your man likes it, I love it. But don’t try to say “real men” don’t care about stretchmarks to make yourself feel better. I am a damn real man and depending on the circumstances I DO care.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

DMisses says:

screwball69 good luck with that, because the average “flawless” female aint worth a dam and is only good for looking at and f*cking on! They don’t cook, clean and know jack ish about catering to their man trust me I see men complaining about these very same women on twitter all day everyday…this all goes back to that 80/20 rule
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But you do know that REAL men are far and in between these days….all these niggas want these days are “trophies” who they cheat on with bishes with stretch marks… Trust ME, I’m a living witness!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@OhPretty
The bad part is that Im a nudist at home you would think I was BO DEREK in the movie 10… no shame, but you are right it is about self love and mutual love
ohpretty1

These men were talking about stomachs. Like MAN, T & A was a non factor to them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

The ones that claim they would never date a woman with stretch marks is lying, they sit up and drool over women with fake azzes like Nicki Minaj and Buffie the Body all day but that’s how you can tell their azz is fake because the big booties usually have a few stretch marks, I got them on mine when I was pregnant but my azz is so black they eventually faded but most women with a small frame and a huge donk have them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

If a man is that shallow and deep that he would refuse to date. Womeb due to stretch marks hen she doesn’t need him because is probably arrogant and would get liposuction himself
TPtotalpackage

caligirl says:

@TPtotalpackage – Bailbonding? Just curious what’s the annual income looking like?

I actually do very well. I am licensed in almost every county in South Carolina and I also do court ordered GPS monitoring and I am getting ready to start doing alochol monitoring systems as well. So its great.

@Manijustdontcare Thanks hon, these hoes need a hobby.
CFREE

@TY ya’ll mufugga’s stay gettn outta order round these parts
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@SB
“I have never cared about stretch marks.
Most of the time they are on the tiddy/azz so I’m happy I’m seeing them.
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These are the ONLY two spots where women can get a pass. I wouldn’t date a woman with a kid so her stomach is a unless I was the reason why came to be.”
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I am decidely against flucking fat girls and I’m not a motherflucker so I’ve never encountered a chick with marks on the stomach like that.

I don’t think it’d bother me tho unless she was fat, which means it wouldn’t happen to begin with.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I started to explain a few things to you but I’ll spare you the embarrassment this time. Now if your criterion for a man suggest that he over look someone else self neglect then maybe I’m too REAL for some. Hell if your man likes it, I love it. But don’t try to say “real men” don’t care about stretchmarks to make yourself feel better. I am a damn real man and depending on the circumstances I DO care.
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OMG why did his assertiveness just turn me on – so keep talking!
SugarPieHoneybunn

I think the problem is when some folks see stretch marks, they turn up their noses like its “gross”

That sh*t dont mean the bish body aint clean. it mean her fckn skin is stretched out. douchebags
Honycoatd

@ Choco

Im a nudist too and hate that I have to wear clothes most of the time when I go out unless it’s cold
West Coast Chick

most dude like thick chicks and niggas know that thickness comes with a lil wear and tare
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

chibytex says:
Well first of all yes I do have stretch marks, but mine arent bad…..AND I’m married so my hubby aint to concerned…cause he STAYS tapping me on my shoulder at night…..

REAL men aint really that concerned about all that bullchit…they want a woman who is gonna cook, clean, be a lady and bend that ass over at night…LOOKS fade…hunny….
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

es, looks do fade, but that doesn’t give anyone a free pass to be busted by the time your 30. And with you putting emphasis on REAL, I started to explain a few things to you but I’ll spare you the embarrassment this time. Now if your criterion for a man suggest that he over look someone else self neglect then maybe I’m too REAL for some. Hell if your man likes it, I love it. But don’t try to say “real men” don’t care about stretchmarks to make yourself feel better. I am a damn real man and depending on the circumstances I DO care.
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so having stretch makes you “busted”

And hunny aint nothing you can say that’s gonna change the fact that I’m right….Go ahead. and be with that dime…let’s see how long you get tired of “looking” at her…..I hope she has something to offer besides her stretch free body….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I was pregnant but my azz is so black they eventually faded but most women with a small frame and a huge donk have them.
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Lucky Bish
ohpretty1

Choco aka Hippie says:

@OhPretty
The bad part is that Im a nudist at home you would think I was BO DEREK in the movie 10… no shame, but you are right it is about self love and mutual love
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My bestie always comes over complaining about blinds/curtains closed. I have to tell her, I was walking around FREE before you popped up.
Honycoatd

@ Man

You never done a fat girl? or just one with stretch marks on her tummy?
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@CHIBY
“REAL men aint really that concerned about all that bullchit…they want a woman who is gonna cook, clean, be a lady and bend that ass over at night…LOOKS fade…hunny….”
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You got the order mixed up.
screwball69

DMisses says:

screwball69 good luck with that, because the average “flawless” female aint worth a dam and is only good for looking at and f*cking on! They don’t cook, clean and know jack ish about catering to their man trust me I see men complaining about these very same women on twitter all day everyday…this all goes back to that 80/20 rule in life.
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Haha. I can see the truth in this, but at the same time, I know busted chicks at ain’t worth a damn either. It goes both ways. I don’t look too much into it right now anyway because I’m too busy trying to get as much fun in before I hit 30
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

West Coast Chick says:

most dude like thick chicks and niggas know that thickness comes with a lil wear and tare
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Im a nudist too and hate that I have to wear clothes most of the time when I go out unless it’s cold
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I literally walked around my house all day Sat nude until he came and picked me up bish y was I so happy to be nude all day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

West Coast Chick says:

most dude like thick chicks and niggas know that thickness comes with a lil wear and tare

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You better say that!!

lmao Choco girl I had twins so I did very well I thought I was going to have tiger stripes all over my body
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

My bestie always comes over complaining about blinds/curtains closed. I have to tell her, I was walking around FREE before you popped up.
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He will come in and call me a vampire cuz there is not visible light
CFREE

West Coast Chick says:

Chiby’s is right.. real niggas dont get a fuk about no damn stretch marks
#realtalk

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I was talking to some of my guy friends about this after looking at Katt William and he was talking bout it, either yo azz was big and got small or u was small and got big, we dont give a chit :lol

But yeah, they said they really not concerned with stretch marks but they are grown azz men that understand grown azz women body go thru changes and its really not that deep to each their own is what i say.
West Coast Chick

Males that are overly concerned with Female looks tend to be closeted gay men #down low
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@DMISSES
Twins??? yeah bish youz a did you use cocoa butter during the pregnancy tho?
Honycoatd

@ Choco

Normally my little ones aren’t home on the weekends and that is my complete nude days but when they are home I walk around in cheer shorts/boy shorts/tube top/ or bikini. I hate clothes tho but I wouldn’t want to see everyone naked.
SugarPieHoneybunn

Nice new pic TP. Much better
SugarPieHoneybunn

West Coast Chick says:
Males that are overly concerned with Female looks tend to be closeted gay men #down low
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or they have small weenies
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

Another one of my friends I used to call fat/skinny in college… she looks soooo small in her clothes BUT she had WAAAAAAY more stretch marks than me and more cellulite and that bish is like a size 4 to this day….I used to see her walking around our room like damn, how is she waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay smaller than me but got more stretch marks and cellulite…
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

TPTotalPackage gravi change …..
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@WCC
IDK know about that mine has a foot and a shoe fetish so one day I give myself a pedicure and cut one my toes to short y thisnicca say why does your toe look sick He harassed for a week straight talkn bout Imma give that toe some benadryl i was like fool shut up you are gonna make me have a complex –
screwball69

chibytex says:

es, looks do fade, but that doesn’t give anyone a free pass to be busted by the time your 30. And with you putting emphasis on REAL, I started to explain a few things to you but I’ll spare you the embarrassment this time. Now if your criterion for a man suggest that he over look someone else self neglect then maybe I’m too REAL for some. Hell if your man likes it, I love it. But don’t try to say “real men” don’t care about stretchmarks to make yourself feel better. I am a damn real man and depending on the circumstances I DO care.
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so having stretch makes you “busted”
And hunny aint nothing you can say that’s gonna change the fact that I’m right….Go ahead. and be with that dime…let’s see how long you get tired of “looking” at her…..I hope she has something to offer besides her stretch free body…
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subjective “rights” aren’t truly right at all. Truth in this case is in the eye of the beholder. Now that we’ve established that, I’m not saying that you’re busted solely based on stretch marks but 9 times out of 10 if you have them, those are the only things that’s wrong. Maybe you’re not from the South, but down here in most single women cases stretch marks = cellulite and nappy hair. I can only tell you what I’ve been exposed to… When you find proof of what your speaking of, show it to me. Cause I sholl have a whole lotta proof I can provide you with.
Honycoatd

Well stretch marks might be more visible on dark skin people maybe? I am not sure never really noticed if a darker person had stretch mark to know.
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@HONEYCOATED
“You never done a fat girl? or just one with stretch marks on her tummy?”
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Never had one with stretch marks on the stomach. Always been on the azz and tiddy…. which is in my book!
West Coast Chick

My sister n law has the most horrible stretch marks that I’ve ever seen.. she looks like Freddy Kruger got to her ass #real talk- she has 3 of my brothers kids, I aint NEVER heard him say anything about her stretch marks, except for something similar to what Oh Pretty said.. something like, thats my wife, she had MY kids, ect
SugarPieHoneybunn

CHA CHA!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

But yeah, they said they really not concerned with stretch marks but they are grown azz men that understand grown azz women body go thru changes and its really not that deep to each their own is what i say.
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key word “GROWN” ASS MEN!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsV10dbUAys:// ELove

Stretch-Marks DON’T EFFECT The Jiggle & The Wiggle OR The Bouncing of The AZZ & Thighs (That Sexual Sensation is to DIE FOR !!!) Only LAME-AZZ Niggas say STOOPID SHYT (Like THAT)
mrsloveleigh

Choco I find it amazing that now that i am a lil ashamed of my body i walk around nude alot. when I was still taut and tight–and young–i was so shy about my body. If i knew then what i know now i would’ve been more proud of that shape–God I miss that shape lol.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Honey
My daughter 24 knows Im nude from the time I get home from work them clothes come off and stay that way when my son is around girl I be wearing hot azz terry cloth robes and chit feeling all restrained
Honycoatd

Oh ok @ Man

If someone doesn’t want stretch marks or thinks its nasty its their business tho, no matter, how logical your rebuttal is.
West Coast Chick

Choco aka Hippie says:

@WCC
IDK know about that mine has a foot and a shoe fetish so one day I give myself a pedicure and cut one my toes to short y thisnicca say why does your toe look sick He harassed for a week straight talkn bout Imma give that toe some benadryl i was like fool shut up you are gonna make me have a complex –
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and gone!
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

TPtotalpackage says:

I actually do very well. I am licensed in almost every county in South Carolina and I also do court ordered GPS monitoring and I am getting ready to start doing alochol monitoring systems as well. So its great.
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That’s pretty gangsta. And considering your stance on vanity I’m tempted to call you Sgt. (actually now she’s Lt.) Mason (from the 1st 48). Do you be kickin in doors and what not?

Anywho, that’s pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

Choco aka Hippie says:

@DMISSES
Twins??? yeah bish youz a did you use cocoa butter during the pregnancy tho?

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I did, and I didn’t scratch but that ish didn’t work for my sides, there still there but my hubby doesn’t mind at all lol

screwball69 says:
Maybe you’re not from the South, but down here in most single women cases stretch marks = cellulite and nappy hair.

Wtf @ nappy hair o Lawd are you from the boot? I’m from Texas I work with a lot of plus size women with “natural” hair and they’re all married and happy as hell!
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@WCC
“Males that are overly concerned with Female looks tend to be closeted gay men #down low”
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¿¿¿ ???

Um… yeah. A perfectly straight man don’t care what a woman looks like as long as she got a vagina.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

find it amazing that now that i am a lil ashamed of my body i walk around nude alot. when I was still taut and tight–and young–i was so shy about my body. If i knew then what i know now i would’ve been more proud of that shape
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It’s called embracing and loving yourself for who and how you are GOD is PROUD OF YOU
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

Maybe you’re not from the South, but down here in most single women cases stretch marks = cellulite and nappy hair. I can only tell you what I’ve been exposed to… When you find proof of what your speaking of, show it to me. Cause I sholl have a whole lotta proof I can provide you with.
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Chibytex= Chicago by TEXAS…my mother and father are from Mississppi and they moved to Texas…and that’s how I KNOW REAL GROWN ass men dont care about no fukking strech marks…..or cellulite….they want a women that’s gonna take care of them…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSiv8-ugu0 Long Time Lurker

Well how do yall feel about stretch marks on men. Serious question. My wife and I were talking about it just a few days ago. I’m a naturally slim brother, but I noticed there are few on my shoulder/right above my arm pits. Never noticed them before. Asked wifey how she felt about them and she gave me the same answer I gave her when she noticed them on her a$$ after out first born…… straight laughter followed by “negroe are you for real?” I have no prob with them, especially on the t/a. Oh and wifey has a few, but she what I call country thick. And sexy as HELL. Thick hips w/tits and a$$ for days! And as someone said earlier, that’s par for the course. Sh!t I helped her rub cocoa butter on them until she realized I really didn’t give a damn.
CFREE

Gah lee ya’ll something else, i luvs it :2dance: with everybody!
West Coast Chick

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Honey
My daughter 24 knows Im nude from the time I get home from work them clothes come off and stay that way when my son is around girl I be wearing hot azz terry cloth robes and chit feeling all restrained

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now I know its a Virgo thing my daughter done seen me naked so many times.. I just cant do clothes when Im at home
caligirl

@TPtotalpackage – I ain’t mad at cha.
Honycoatd

@ Choco

My little babies are obsessed with my body tho. I don’t know if I walk around too naked amongst them sometimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@SugarPieHoneybunn… LOL and you are welcome
mrsloveleigh

Choco….I love you sometimes lol
SugarPieHoneybunn

screwball69 says
Maybe you’re not from the South, but down here in most single women cases stretch marks = cellulite and nappy hair. I can only tell you what I’ve been exposed to… When you find proof of what your speaking of, show it to me. Cause I sholl have a whole lotta proof I can provide you with.
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omfg If this aint the dumbest sh*t I done seen all day. you know you gay as hell. you done came out the closet with that sh*t
West Coast Chick

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@WCC
“Males that are overly concerned with Female looks tend to be closeted gay men #down low”
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¿¿¿ ???

Um… yeah. A perfectly straight man don’t care what a woman looks like as long as she got a vagina.

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you know what I meant!
CFREE

@Lurker i fuggs wit ya!
mrsloveleigh

@longtimelurker I said earlier my hubby is naturally thin and has a few. I was perplexed as to how he got them but not turned off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

chibytex says:

Maybe you’re not from the South, but down here in most single women cases stretch marks = cellulite and nappy hair. I can only tell you what I’ve been exposed to… When you find proof of what your speaking of, show it to me. Cause I sholl have a whole lotta proof I can provide you with.
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Chibytex= Chicago by TEXAS…my mother and father are from Mississppi and they moved to Texas…and that’s how I KNOW REAL GROWN ass men dont care about no fukking strech marks…..or cellulite….they want a women that’s gonna take care of them…

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Giiiiiiirl I’m over here wondering what part of the south he from, everybody knows everything’s bigger in Texas lol it’s a lot of plus size women down here that’s all we do is eat but we’re happy and we have men to cook for lmao idk what he talkin bout! Let me change my gravi pic too
ohpretty1

#teamnudistsandvampires

Choco you need an online diary or something. You and KDub.
West Coast Chick

Maybe you’re not from the South, but down here in most single women cases stretch marks = cellulite and nappy hair.
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we have another “run away slave” that hates himself on this board again I thought Auntie banned all the run away slavery people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:

Zoe B. says:

@cha cha Who is that in your gravie?

My lil sis

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Is she of age?
Honycoatd

@ Choco

My years of them getting out the house is like 15 yrs away but I still go topless around around them all just dont do the nude kitty around my boys; they see my breast enough alrdy.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Long Time Lurker says:

Well how do yall feel about stretch marks on men.
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My husband, who is not even fat, has them too. I care about them so little that I can’t remember where they are. Oh yeah, where his love handles would be if he had them (I think). He told me he was 40 pounds heavier for a period of time and they came from that.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

now I know its a Virgo thing my daughter done seen me naked so many times.. I just cant do clothes when Im at home
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Hey this makes me feel way better cuz I thought I was a bad influence I KID

@Hony
My son used to be obsessed with my body at the age of four I won’t ever forget him smackn me on my azz like he was grown but honestly my kids are fine it’s just how we live

@MrsL
I you too
screwball69

chibytex says:

Maybe you’re not from the South, but down here in most single women cases stretch marks = cellulite and nappy hair. I can only tell you what I’ve been exposed to… When you find proof of what your speaking of, show it to me. Cause I sholl have a whole lotta proof I can provide you with.
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Chibytex= Chicago by TEXAS…my mother and father are from Mississppi and they moved to Texas…and that’s how I KNOW REAL GROWN ass men dont care about no fukking strech marks…..or cellulite….they want a women that’s gonna take care of them…..
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See, and the fact that your people originate from the FATTEST state in the Nation DOES explain ALOT of why you feel the way that you do. Now, I’m not asking you to concede, but I’m done with it. I’m not taking this any further. I don’t have anything against you but you’re opening yourself up to get slayed on this discussion.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

Wtf @ nappy hair o Lawd are you from the boot? I’m from Texas I work with a lot of plus size women with “natural” hair and they’re all married and happy as hell!
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Hell yeah my hubby bout to send this fat ass to NYC for Labor day…and to Houston for Homecoming, and we’re working on ANOTHER trip to the Bahamas for Christmas…….. smh head at men acting like women and judging….
CFREE

I knew ELOVE wud come in here set chit str8
West Coast Chick

Well how do yall feel about stretch marks on men. Serious question.
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i guess I’m gay
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

My years of them getting out the house is like 15 yrs away but I still go topless around around them all just dont do the nude kitty around my boys; they see my breast enough alrdy.
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You are fine trust I was nude around them both – but as he got older Nichole (kitty kat) was covered and she used to MEOOOOOOOOOOOW so loud to be set free
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@MRS. LOVELEIGH AND LONGTIME LURKER

Must be somethin bout skinny niggas cause my brother is tall with a muscular build (former Marine) and he got stretch marks on his shoulders too.

**Mrs. Loveleigh,thanks for your use of the word “perplexed” I love it when yall use big words and chit**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Men normally have stretch marks on their chest or their shoulders especially if they use to lift weights and suddenly stop or in the case of gaining or losing weight.
Honycoatd

@ Choco

Yes my boys always pulling my breast out and feeling them. Although my 10 yr old doesn’t do that anymore but he never complains about seeing me naked. Just when his friend come over he tells me what to put on because I am normally in some boy shorts when people come over but he doesn’t want me to dress like that around his friends.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

See, and the fact that your people originate from the FATTEST state in the Nation DOES explain ALOT of why you feel the way that you do. Now, I’m not asking you to concede, but I’m done with it. I’m not taking this any further. I don’t have anything against you but you’re opening yourself up to get slayed on this discussion
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whatever dude…I hope your stretch mark free bish keeps you happy…and my hubby is from Chicago…sooooo explain that???
mrsloveleigh

Is that what people relly think of Texas women?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

I personally don’t have an issue with a man having stretch marks.
Honycoatd

Hey @ Choco

My name is Nickole =)similar spelling
screwball69

—Naw, I’m just playing. I understand where everyone is coming from. I just wanted to stir up some trouble up in here. I really don’t care too much about stretch marks that much. It’s okay to have them, just not every where all of the place. I do prefer though that if you have them that I be the cause of them though. That’s all I’m saying.
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@SNOOTY
“Men normally have stretch marks on their chest or their shoulders especially if they use to lift weights and suddenly stop or in the case of gaining or losing weight.”
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Ah. Guess that solves it for my brother… He used to lift weights.
mrsloveleigh

anytime Man anytime. I’m also a big fan of befuddled lmao!!
Honycoatd

I don’t mind stretch marks on men as long as its not on their ass or close to their nipple area.
West Coast Chick

@ screwball69.. you prolly need to eat some puzzi and grow a beard, then come back and have this conversation with us grown folks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSiv8-ugu0 Long Time Lurker

& @ WCC. At least you honest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Team exhibitionist…. I hate clothes at home but when its time to step out I have to step out because I love to dress.
Honycoatd

I have never been with a fat guy so I can’t say if they have more stretch marks than slimmer gentlemen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@man yeah I think it especially occurs with thin men…
West Coast Chick

Long Time Lurker says:

& @ WCC. At least you honest.

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I was only kidding.. unless the stretch marks are located on his ass or stomach
screwball69

SnootyPooty says:

Men normally have stretch marks on their chest or their shoulders especially if they use to lift weights and suddenly stop or in the case of gaining or losing weight.
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I have them under my arm too. I workout a lot and I don’t care if someone likes them or not. If you want, I’ll take a picture of them and make them my gravi
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

My name is Nickole =)similar spelling
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:hugs: that really is my middle name I named my kitty cat that #KOOL

Im about to be out FOLK be safe and stay blessed
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I have to step out because I love to dress.
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No doubt Im nude so much I get excited picking out my gear

Aight Im out!
West Coast Chick

SnootyPooty says:

Team exhibitionist…. I hate clothes at home but when its time to step out I have to step out because I love to dress
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screwball69

West Coast Chick says:

@ screwball69.. you prolly need to eat some puzzi and grow a beard, then come back and have this conversation with us grown folks.
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How about you send me yours on a silver platter? Head too?
Honycoatd

:highfive: @Snooty

I love to dress when I have to go out although I really rather go naked. I start taking off my clothes in the car. My children do the same thing, they want to run outside naked. #blamemeandmyhatredforclothes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

LOL… If you want to put them in your Gravie that up too you.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

West Coast Chick says:

@ screwball69.. you prolly need to eat some puzzi and grow a beard, then come back and have this conversation with us grown folks
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I bet if he ate the right puzzi that had stretch marks on it…he wouldnt be too concerned…..I didnt even get ONE stretch mark until after I had my daughter and my weight fluntuated ALOT!!! But my mama’s has very little stretch marks and she has 3 kids….it really is about the genes though….
CFREE

I really don’t give a shat about a man having a few stretch marks, h*ll I understand everyone has flaws.. but hey im also one them chicks that dates ugly dudes and get questioned about it I just really dont give a d*mn about small things like that.. *takes a look at the bigger pic*
Honycoatd

@ Cfree –dating ugly guys #doyouhun

I date guys with minor visible flaws but I don’t think I can go straight up ugly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@Honycoatd & WCC We sit at the dinner table and eat naked a lot. A woman can make an outfit look so sexy it makes me feel so womanly to put on a nice outfit and smell good.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

#Teamcellulitestrechmarks

I’m about to go COOK for my hubby…cause he likes my dimples and tiger marks!!
family!!!

BTW I love the way this blog handled things today…very mature!!!
CFREE

@ Screwball & WCC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

I love handsome nerds…
West Coast Chick

I bet if he ate the right puzzi that had stretch marks on it…he wouldnt be too concerned…..
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right! he need to get his “real man” on
CFREE

Chiby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Stimulate me mentally first…
West Coast Chick

screwball69 says:

West Coast Chick says:

@ screwball69.. you prolly need to eat some puzzi and grow a beard, then come back and have this conversation with us grown folks.
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How about you send me yours on a silver platter? Head too?

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nah, bew, you aint there yet you aint ready for a woman like me.. dont aim so high so fast
Honycoatd

@ Snooty

When I do work from home I am naked in front the computer sitting on my favorite pillow and towel but as soon as we have to conference video chat, I am like a deer in headlights I don’t know what to do its like someone just invaded my space and I have lost it. I love to plan out my clothes tho when I am dressing up, unless its some short tights and a tank top out to run errands.
West Coast Chick

chibytex says:

#Teamcellulitestrechmarks

I’m about to go COOK for my hubby…cause he likes my dimples and tiger marks!!
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Chiby is a fool yo! Ma!
Honycoatd

@ Snooty

I love handsome nerds and a few corporate badboys.
ohpretty1

SnootyPooty says:

Stimulate me mentally first…

YES!!!
CFREE

Honycoat, not only ugly guys im just not as picky as alot of women when it comes to a mans looks (in the face) other qualities are far more important IMO

Snooty im #TEAMNERDS ALL DAY!!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

One more thing:
If Kim Porter has them, I KNOW Beyonce, Halle Berry (that’s why she kept that cover up on over her bathing suit) Rhianna, and all your favorite entertainer has them…..

Alright Im out for real now…. see ya’ll manana!!!
TPtotalpackage

222 Bird says:

TPtotalpackage says:

I actually do very well. I am licensed in almost every county in South Carolina and I also do court ordered GPS monitoring and I am getting ready to start doing alochol monitoring systems as well. So its great.
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That’s pretty gangsta. And considering your stance on vanity I’m tempted to call you Sgt. (actually now she’s Lt.) Mason (from the 1st 48). Do you be kickin in doors and what not?

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Actually it is! There is no such thing as a bounty hunter in South Carolina, everyone has to be at least licensed as a runner. But yet I sure do go get people, just picked someone up Friday but I rarely go alone…and trust they never see it coming when I show up.
Honycoatd

I have a thing for African men. Super dark, sexy accent men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@Honycoard.. I plan my clothes as well. Unless I need to run a quick errand….

Man its nothing like a corporate thug and handsome nerd…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

chibytex says:

#Teamcellulitestrechmarks

I’m about to go COOK for my hubby…cause he likes my dimples and tiger marks!!
family!!!

BTW I love the way this blog handled things today…very mature!!!
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Peace diva!
CFREE

nah, bew, you aint there yet you aint ready for a woman like me.. dont aim so high so fast

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Well dayuum!!! WCC gimme sum guhl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOeA7rqxnM DMisses

Why my gravi still the same tho smh
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

SugarPieHoneybunn says:

CHA CHA!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Ohpretty & CFREE ladies yes a man that can have a conversation with you that massage your brain is such a turn on. You can be fine as heck but once you open that mouth and foolishness falls out I’m out.
Honycoatd

Yea Snooty

I love men that can talk about stuff I am unaware of, got me looking in a book and educating myself. I love men that are all about mental stimulation and then boom bang they lay it and I am on cloud “I cant get back dowwn aka I am slayed”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Honycoat…. I can’t date african men my experience with them hasn’t been cool at all. However I don’t want to generalize that why I am saying my experiences.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

West Coast Chick says:

Maybe you’re not from the South, but down here in most single women cases stretch marks = cellulite and nappy hair.
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we have another “run away slave” that hates himself on this board again I thought Auntie banned all the run away slavery people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Honycoatd… They can stimulate you (foreplay)then lay it down in the bedroom now thats what you call a satisfied woman
SugarPieHoneybunn

Yall so crazy up in here LOL
screwball69

West Coast Chick says:

screwball69 says:
West Coast Chick says:
@ screwball69.. you prolly need to eat some puzzi and grow a beard, then come back and have this conversation with us grown folks.
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How about you send me yours on a silver platter? Head too?
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nah, bew, you aint there yet you aint ready for a woman like me.. dont aim so high so fast
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screwball69

@ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkisse
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clearly, you didn’t continue to read. It’s ok though, I won’t hold it against you either!
Honycoatd

Well I have seen some of them in action and they can be controlling and such but I haven’t dated any like those. I use to dating caribbean men and african ones. American men from what I have come across are intimidated by me I guess not sure if my preference is loud or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@honycoatd.. My best friend from high school dated an African guy right after high school however she was still in love with her high school sweetheart and the African guy warned her that if she cheated on him he would kill her. Well my best friend didn’t believe that the butt of a hog was pork so the first time he caught her he shoved a bar of soap so far up her twat that she had to make a trip to the emergency room to have it removed. The next time he caught her he put a pair of hot curling irons in her twat. All the while i am telling my BFF that she shouldn’t continue to see him if she is going to take his money and live in the house he bought her and continue to sneak around with her ex boyfriend she refused to listen. About a year later we couldn’t find my friend so her mother and I put out fliers and filed a police report a few weeks after that. We found her head in a box on her mothers door step. African have been way to aggressive with me and after that with my best friend i just can’t. to this day we don’t know where her body is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

I have dated black, white, hispanic and Puerto rican
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Please excuse my grammatical errors.
West Coast Chick

screwball69
West Coast Chick

CFREE says:

nah, bew, you aint there yet you aint ready for a woman like me.. dont aim so high so fast

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Well dayuum!!! WCC gimme sum guhl :hugs:

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right back @ cha :hugs:
Daisy

@TP for standing your ground. I do not have stretch marks but I do not have kids yet either. My friends who have kids and stretch marks HATE them and keep them covered and I am sure I will feel the same way. My mother has 3 kids and very few stretch marks and my sister has 2 kids and she didn’t really get them either so I am I don’t get them either.

I think Kim looks good overall though.

As far all “the hate” towards Bey I dont get why its hate when its towards Bey but I see the some of the same folks dragging and dissing other artist daily Everything isnt for everybody and not everybody thinks or has to think she is the bomb . com on stage. I like some of Beys music (I like 4) and I think she is a good performer at times but I dont think she slays or kills it every time.

Evening yall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@Daisy.. Hello lady
Daisy

SNOOOTYYYYY!!

Also wanted to add working out doesnt do anything for stretch marks/celly I see skinny chicks at the gym all day w/both
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@DaisyLOL… Nothing can make stretch marks go away thats right daisy small and big women can get them. I believe you can minimize cellulite by limiting your salt intake.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

Zoe B. says:

CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:

Zoe B. says:

@cha cha Who is that in your gravie?

My lil sis

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Is she of age?

Of course she is woman! She is 20 to be exact, she is about 5″5, a dancer and she has *drumroll NO STRETCH MARKS I put her up way before this whole topic occured though…
Honycoatd

@Snooty

I am sorry to hear about your friend. I hope they find the punk if he isn’t arrested already. Your friend, may she rest in peace, should have took your advice bout taking his money and still living in the home. They can be aggressive and I am glad I haven’t encountered those ones.

I like a variety of men too— dated all over the world too,but black men do the extra to me or could just be the ones I encounter lol.
Lady_L

therapist1911 says:

I dont get why people hate this couple so much….i missed the memo.
TPtotalpackage

@Daisy Thanks hon! I actually think that Kim looks especially for her age and with 4 children. If she were at home or the grocery store, Target, the mall or wherever it would have been one thing. Kim was at a huge party at a club in Miami that was a major , I didn’t have 2 words to say when Alicia Keys was strolling through NY with her thunder thighs. There is a time and a place for everything. Liv on Sundays was not the place for her stretch marks. OAN I also think she’s too old to be at such an event in the first place, she has 3 young school aged children and a son thats almost if not old enough to party there. Its time to have a seat.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed

screwball69 says:

@ CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkisse
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clearly, you didn’t continue to read. It’s ok though, I won’t hold it against you either

Actually I did continue to read…REFRESH is a muthaflucka aint it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@honycoatd.. Thank you. This took place back in 1994. However they never caught him they think he fled back to Nigeria. Yeah its something special about blacken
Daisy

@TP I am an Akeys STAN I loved that she was/is so comfy in her own skin. I have physical flaws that I HATE as women I think we all do. Kim said she still got it so she is going to HANG I knew soon as I clicked on this post it would be about Kim’s stretch marks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@Daisy.. Team Akeys she is totally comfortable in her own skin that is such a redeeming quality……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Opps blackmen
StillASassyOne

So…I did a late check-in here tonight and see I missed a lot of drama. Only a few things to add:

1) Stretchmarks happen- it’s life. I’m under 5’3 and 133 and I have 2-3 very very light ones on my hips….but that don’t stop me from wearing nary a bikini bottom or anything else, just as Kim’s 2-3 on her thigh shouldn’t pause her show either. She looks GREAT for all them babies she has pushed out and the fact that she only has a few measly marks on her legs to show is phenomenal. So the few bishes on her about it should get off of her.

2) I HATE HATE HATE when people get in a confrontation with somebody and the first thing they start taking about is money, what they own and their ability to spend it in such a way. Most people who got it like that don’t have to tout it because it’s usually evident and a well-known fact and furthermore, I ain’t never seen anybody’s income level stop them from getting an azz whupping. So you sound stupid thinking that your “credentials” are finna make people LESS likely to want to dig in your sh*t. IJS…

I only got to comment #113….so I’ll go finish reading and comment again later if necessary.
http://www.allthingsfabandfly.com Quin

WOW! This is a very interesting topic. I have to say that I have 2 daughters and the few stretch marks I have has NEVER stopped ANY man from being with me
TPtotalpackage

@Sassy Maybe you should go back and READ. She brought my occupation into question that’s why it was addressed. No ones income can’t save anyone from an ass cutting however speaking for MYSELF. I pistol whip and shoot grown men with 50k volt stun guns and bear mace by trade and if I can’t handle it I employ people that can. My income was never the issue it was my occupation. So you can want to “dig” in my ass all they want. It would be the perfect example of when keeping it real goes all the way left. I’m not the one. Next time read. Good Day.
StillASassyOne

@TP

Bish, you think they stopped making guns when they made yours?! REALLY?!

I aint say that I wanted to dig in your azz, per se, but I’ll be more than happy to oblige you if you’d like. I made a point and as you said earlier: “it’s a lot of hit dogs hollering.” Don’t get mad at me because your simple azz decided to “bark” when I made my statement. Just like your opinion, I have a right to mine. My literacy skills are on point, it’s your comprehension skills that suck azz.

And I don’t give a fukk about your little bailbonds storefront. It doesn’t impress me….especially coming from a state like SC. Now please, calmly go sit your little $5 azz down before you get knocked into quarters…you and your little bottle of pepper spray. :eyeroll:

When keeping it real goes RIGHT.
Femme Fatale

I see you, Jay!

#trustitaintthe$

OAN Are we sure those “marks” on Kim’s leg (one leg tho?) are even real? I don’t recall seeing them when she had on those hotpants for Diddy’s ‘white party’.

Either way…
TPtotalpackage

@StillStupid

I responded to your incoherent statement. Let me refresh YOUR memory:

“2) I HATE HATE HATE when people get in a confrontation with somebody and the first thing they start taking about is money, what they own and their ability to spend it in such a way. Most people who got it like that don’t have to tout it because it’s usually evident and a well-known fact and furthermore, I ain’t never seen anybody’s income level stop them from getting an azz whupping. So you sound stupid thinking that your “credentials” are finna make people LESS likely to want to dig in your sh*t. IJS…”

Cleary YOU are the one with the comprehension problem. What YOU did was imply that I at some point used my occupation or income as a clutch in a disagreement. If you’d read and were able to fully comprehend that which you read, you and I would not be engaging in this dialogue.

Now let me get you straight on a few things…

1) I don’t bark I bite.
2) If I cared to entertain you, you wouldn’t “oblige” anyway this is were you will remain You ain’t trying to see me You just sound silly…..
3) Research “bear” mace… It’s not what you want dear.
4) I guess that “store front” remark was somehow meant as a dig.. The office space that I lease…. I pay $425 a month for. I have around $500 in overhead cost…
5) Which brings me to your dig about South Carolina…I don’t know what you meant, I don’t even think that you know. What I do know is that in this struggling economy I am in South Carolina. I can visit any large city or Country that I chose. Is saying that you live in LA,NY, Chicago, Miami or Atlanta really that great if you have to struggle or live in poverty to do so? I suggest you research the cost of living in “po lil Souf Caralina”

Anywhoo…I am done with you now.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

Miss a day, miss a lot. What happened in here?
speakinmymind

**walks in…sees blood n guts splattered er’where**

wut de bloodclot gwan in here!!
free

the money is in the bank; kim doesn’t have to do shyt now. probably got hairy legs and hammer toes all during the week.
bnatural
speakinmymind

free says:
the money is in the bank; kim doesn’t have to do shyt now. probably got hairy legs and hammer toes all during the week.
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when i first read this, i thought it said “camel” toes all during the week. i was like, “Dang! not a camel toe er’ day!!”
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

BB Wives Reunion?
speakinmymind

hopefully Sandra is working on that post as we speak. i didn’t see it so i’ll have to catch one of the fiddy-leven repeats.
StillASassyOne

@TPTotalP*ssy

1) If my statement in any fashion seemed “incoherent” to you- then maybe you’re more of a simpleton than I thought.

2) Most chihuahuas bite- nothing new, you kick him and they go away.

3) Ohhhhh! Mace! Shakin in my stilettos, boo. Oh wait….I forgot- I’ve been maced….TWICE. And BOTH bishes got their azzes kicked AS they maced me so PLEASE….PLEASE….PLEASE……don’t think that little bottle of mace will protect you.

4) I’m so happy that you pay $500 a month in overhead for a business bringing in $2000/month. I hope you get a plaque for your $1500/month gross profit.

5) Just because where you live has a higher COL, it doesn’t mean that you must live in poverty. Your previous statement about your overhead being $500 a month (with a lease for $425/month), just goes to show my point. You cannot rent a Toyota ECHO in most places for $425/month. Are you doing your business out the trap house in the hood or something, Sparky? WTF?!

I’m so glad that you think that you can afford some tickets from CheapTickets.com to go to LA, MIA, ATL or anywhere that you think you’re doing something. Talk to me when you get a villa on the riviera in France or Italy THEN I’ll be impressed….but I’ll STILL not like your azz.

Anywhere….I don’t argue with peasants with delusions of grandeur about their mediocre life. Shoo, pup.
bnatural

LaTechGrad02 says:

BB Wives Reunion?
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I’m waiting on the recap….
Honycoatd

All these shots being fired; I need to duck for safety. Another note, good morning Sandrarose.com tenants. Enjoy your day and hope your day is as productive as you want it. Bless~
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

@bnatural, I just finished watching it online and I’m still shaking at my head at the pettiness. Arguing over earrings? Suzie grew a pair when she had the “circle” there to back her up. Best lines of the show were Meeka saying Tami was THR, Tami Hoodrat Roman and Royce saying their time is up, my time is now.
Honycoatd

LaTech where did you watch it? Thanks in advance.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

@Honycoatd, go over to VH1’s website, it should be one of the first videos that scrolls through.
Honycoatd

@Latech

Thanks
bnatural

LaTechGrad02 says:

@bnatural, I just finished watching it online and I’m still shaking at my head at the pettiness. Arguing over earrings? Suzie grew a pair when she had the “circle” there to back her up. Best lines of the show were Meeka saying Tami was THR, Tami Hoodrat Roman and Royce saying their time is up, my time is now.
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Yes, yes and yes…..I wish that Meeka actually had a voice last night. She was getting slammed so hard.

Royce was prepared. I was waiting on someone to call out Suzie though.

Tami and that wig…she looked like an upgrade Trina last night. I hope Meek excuses herself from that Show.

Me no likey Jennifer or Evelyn….and their little “circle”

Shaunie didn’t say but a few words last night….
Daisy

Royce annoys n irks my soul I was glad they ignored her and put her on mute. Don’t give her any shine. I hate that Jen is going to argue w/her next week though. Royce isn’t checking for them and they aint checking for her simple as that.

Evelyn had me hollering fussing about those earrings

Tami is a fool but needs to grow up and calm down

Jen is usually very pretty to me but last night everything seemed off
Honycoatd

Royce was being straight forward and giving it to them. I agree with Royce, “those that throw drinks really can’t throw hands.” And @ Daisy she was prepared and with female jerk offs like Wendalyn and Scary Jennifer, I would have been ready too.
Honycoatd

And that wig that Tami was wearing looked like its was going to roll off her face like sweat. It wasn’t cute. And Jennifer did look off like she is stressing because it shows, she was very off, her hair didn’t have that natural glow it all seemed like it was oil sheen trying to keep it alive.
KDub

Tami looked like Pepa last nite.

In other unrelated to this post news…God bless this blog. I am normally fulla jokes…but ahhh yeah. God bless this blog and the commenting community.
flsun99

What exactly did Meeka say about Tami? I’m lost. I don’t remember. I mean all the other chicks talked about her weave and the way she dressed, so what did Meeka say? Tami needs to grow up. She is very immature. She is loud and is a ghetto to the fullest.

Suzie got on my LAST nerve. Now that she is back in the “circle” she got balls now, whatever.

Speaking of the “circle”….are they in middle school? Who does that? What does being in the “circle” mean? What purpose does it serve? I don’t get it. That is the most juvenile thing I’ve heard in a long time.

Royce can be annoying but she speaks her mind and the truth. When she asked Jenn if she was sleeping with her new friend, that was classic…because they did say she was f-ing everyone she was dating. She just needed clarification.

Meeka didn’t really get a chance to talk because loud mouth Tami was talking over her. Tami is a bully like NeNe and just loud and wrong all the damn time.

I didn’t like Shaunie’s hair or her dress. WTH was that? Royce’s hair looked better than it usually does. Jenn didn’t look her best. Evelyn had on too much eye shadow to me….AND Tami’s wig was so not the biz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

Good Morning!!

Hey Honycoatd and Daisy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

I didn’t get a chance to see basic b*tch wives. I was tuned into Master-chef and Hell’s Kitchen. However I did DVR it.
Honycoatd

Another thing that was annoying to me…

When the “circle” got asked questions from Royce they acknowledged her and then in the same breathe say “I don’t hear someone talking.” They are like flies— always following crap.

Suzie should never tell anyone that they talk too much, they should do her like how some little children would get if they talk business that no one needs to hear. A good slap in the mouth and pinch and twist it like your about to tear it off.
Honycoatd

Hi Snooty,

Good morning, I didn’t watch it last night but I am catching up on it now and it’s one big mess of children in dress up trying to act grown but not cutting it close.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

I agree Royce can be annoying but nothing is more annoying than Evelyn’s gutter mouth. Does every other word out of your mouth have to be MF, F, and B. The scene with her father was touching and it seemed to soften her for a moment but she ruined it with the nonsense about earrings and the circle. Who cares about being in a circle, that mess went out with hopscotch. Notice that Shaunie didn’t chime in when they were carrying on about being in a circle.
StillASassyOne

Okay- just finished watching the reunion. At this exact moment in time, I’m favoring Royce and Meeka. Meeka got on my nerves trying to be “down” but Tami has just gone too far. I used to really like Tami and now I don’t. And I always notice that broke bishes are always talking about how much of a “real bish” they are. Like because they’re “real”, it gives them a pass to act ignorant. Sit down with that sh*t. You’re not real…just real fukkin classless and annoying and that’s why she’ll probably be back in the pjs sooner or later.

Evelyn….cannot talk. She has NO money. Meeka and Shaunie are the most paid on that show right now with Royce coming in 3rd and Jenn 4th. Evelyn talks so much about Meeka’s earring but she and Jenn share clothes. I’ve seen them intercahnge earrings AND bracelets several times over the past seasons so…she needs to quit. Plus that chick lives in a hotel extended-stay room, doesn’t even have her own place. She got some nerve.

Suzie…. is such a weakling that I want to kick her azz for it. She has that HORRIBLE speech impediment and ONLY grows balls when “in the circle.” Last season reunion, she was quiet as a mouse, now she’s telling folks to STFU. I HATE people like that. Catch them by theirselves on the street and they go Helen Keller. SMH.

Royce gave it to them and none of them could say sh*t but avoid her questions. I love it. Royce is going to do Royce and I think it truly bothers them that she doesn’t bow down to them or give a fukk how they feel. My money is on Royce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@Honycoatd…….I like you assessment of the foolishness.. Its entertainment nevertheless.
I wasn’t in a hurry to watch their shenanigans they never talk about wanting a quality man just one with money…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

All of them need to take come ettquitte classes and start over. Because the p*ssy yard sales aren’t working anymore now they are just clearance racks HO’s
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

Tami kept going after Meeka for being thirsty and wanting to be in the circle but doesn’t that describe her and Suzie? She was crying telling Evelyn how much she admired her last season and Suzie was ready to draw up a friendship contract with Evelyn at Dulce. She all but kicked Royce to the curb the minute she got her friendship bracelet back from Evelyn.
bk2atl

Suzie likes to hit and then hide her hands. She started her fair amount of mess by running back and telling this one what that one said. I think Meeka made Tami look like gutter trash. I also used to like Tami, but she’s a one trick pony…all she knows how to do is fight, that gets old real quick. Meeka called it right when she called her THR. I think Evelyn is secretly happy that Jen’s marriage failed, especially since Ev is in this “relationship” with Chad. IT’s also interesting how Ev chooses her worsd carefully when talking about Eric…almost like she’s afraid that if she goes too far, he may reveal something abouther that she doesn’t want know.

~Hey Snooty!
bk2atl

*Arghhh…typos*
bnatural

@flsun99 and @StillASassyOne

I pretty much agree with everything that you all posted about BBQ Wives reunion.

Meeka leave that show now!!!! Her and Royce are the only two sane people up there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

IMO Royce is the real one on the show thats why she isn’t walking around talking about how real she is. Not sure who they are trying to convince with all of that I’m real crap are you really? are those your eyes Jen, hoevelyn is that all of your hair, what are you truly famous for selling as* Susie you continue to take your courage tablets and liquid courage. Because you will be out the “circle” soon with your diarreha of the mouth……
bnatural

T’s also interesting how Ev chooses her worsd carefully when talking about Eric…almost like she’s afraid that if she goes too far, he may reveal something abouther that she doesn’t want know..
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I’ve noticed that too. I remember him saying that he knew Evelyn from way back BEFORE he met Jen……hmmmmmm….come on with it Eric. I wish Antoine Walker would say something too…
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

HEEEY SR FAM! Missed all of you guys!

I agree w/Snooty & SASO w/the exception that I am not digging Meeka. That bish cannot seem to form a sentence for the life of her! Well, maybe that’s because Tami won’t give her an opportunity to talk AND Meeka is back & forth! Royce, loved her from the begin and will continue to dig her! I hate the fact that they all prejudge her for being a dancer as if that automatically qualifies her on slore status! I LOOOOVED the way she asked Jenn is she fuggin’ her new man since Jenn made the statement that Royce HAS TO BE fuggin’ all the new men she kicks it w/!

#priceless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@bk2atl ….. How are you? I haven’t seen you on here in a while

I agree with you I think hoevelyn is cheering now that Jen’s marriage failed. Not sure when Eric’s infidelity became such a huge problem she knew of it way before she married him and still proceeded. Its something she will regret once she has removed her rose colored glass from her grey eyed face. I think Eric does have a lot of dirty on dirty hoevelyn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@Tatted Diva Good Morning… No one will wife her up because way too many people have had a turn. “There all going to laugh at you”
bk2atl

I’m good Snooty….I just lurk now, but I always mean to pop in and say “hi” when I see you on here.
Had to chime in about BBQ wives though, can’t wait for part II. I REALLY WISH THEY WOULD REPLACE JOHN SALLEY AS THE HOST!!! #worstreunionshowhostEVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@bk2atl… I appreciate it I am not on here that much however lately i’ve been visiting frequently next week school starts back so I will be MIA again. Talking some hard classes this semester. What’s been going on in your world? Yeah Mr. Salley hosting skills are pretty much nonexistent.
bk2atl

@Snooty…sooooo much going on…planning a wedding and such, but I’ll hit you up on FB, so as not to hijack this post. LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@bk2atl. LOL OK I already hit you on Fb… Great minds think a like.. Congrats. Make it a great day!!!!
bk2atl

LOL!! They sure do. TTYL!
Daisy

I always that Royce was fake I peeped her game season 1 she is just as messy as everybody else but swore she was above the fray

@honey I like Evelyn and Jen so as I said I was glad they ignored Royce. And ready for WHAT?? Royce loves to clown and act a monkey yet doesn’t care so much like I said they not checking for her she aint checking for them it is what it is.

Evelyns potty mouth doesn’t bother me cause that’s who she is and she owns it good/bad or ugly she is comfy n her own skin. I don’t think Evelyn is broke either Meeka came on the show as a fan and that was her 1st mistake.

The circle talk is simple but funny
Daisy

Chad knows all abt Evelyns past and vice versa (they have both said such) and plenty of “ho’s” famous or not are now wives

I like Chad and Evelyn as a couple
flsun99

My BFF (who is a guy) stated back in last season he thinks Eric & Evelyn f-ed. He said they just have that “we did it but don’t want to talk about it” vibe going on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 SnootyPooty

@flsun99.. I think the same thing.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

I thought that too flsun99. They have to save something for Season 4, the end of the circle.
TPtotalpackage

@StillStupid

Sooo I just got back in only to see that you are still stupid. Total P*ssy? That’s fine too, because even in the worst of times P*ssy will still move quicker than but honey ain’t chit you can do about stupid. Once again dear, bear mace is not what they spray on you when your scrappin at the club with one of your babies daddies other chicks….

Obviously you insist on making this #’s game so let me clear this up for you. I woke up at 8, was at the jail by 9 signed a 30k bond this morning which is about the average bond amount with low being 1,000 and the highest I’ve ever done being 750k. I do maybe 3-4 bonds a day. But if I only averaged 1 30k a day for an entire month..I get 10% of every bond and pay 1.9% to my Surety company. So basically I average 3,000 a day minus the $570 , that $2430 a day. A DAY. Which is 72,900 a month. This doesn’t even include the $900 a week I make for the six people who’s GPS’s I monitor from my bed and while replying to you on Sandra Rose. My office is actually located in Sumter,SC, I rarely need to go there other than for paper work. Its actually quite nice, but even if It was a trap house I don’t think it would matter either way…

Also my parents always made sure that we were exposed to more and aspired to have more than what they had so I am sure you can’t even begin to see the stamps in my passport. I live well within my means sweetie because in this economy I don’t know what tomorrow holds but I’d like to think that I am prepared for it. I don’t need to impress you sweetie..that’s not how you acquire wealth and can afford to leave a legacy for your children as my father is doing for us. So no hon I don’t fly to France and Italy at will but I was in South Africa for the 2010 World Cup, and I was in Dubai with my daughter this Spring can you find those places on a map?

Anywhoo…I am going to take a nap so I can wake up from my mediocre life to pick my daughter up from school and take her to her tumbling class. Have fun analyzing and re analyzing the BBW’s and still having to well….be stupid.
Ty

TPtotalpackage says:

@StillStupid

That’s fine too, because even in the worst of times P*ssy will still move quicker than but honey ain’t chit you can do about stupid.
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She aint lying
http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86

LOL at this stretchmark debate. I don’t think Sandra purposely chose that pic…this is only what Freshalina had up on her site,C&D. I don’t think Kim Porter was trying to be “pro-show your flaws” either,” hence the side of her shirt being tucked in her shorts. I think she just posed for the picture and didn’t realize the marks would be apparent.