I’m not going to put up 50/11 blog posts about the MTV VMAs because the other blogs have all of that covered for you already and some blogs need your traffic.

What I am going to post is another Beyonce blog in the hopes that you kids will recognize that a master manipulator was at work last night.

Beyonce, and her basketball, showed up at the MTV VMAs last night and surprised everyone with her pregnancy announcement. Yet 10 days ago she played to FOUR sold out houses at Roseland in NYC. Not once did she announce her pregnancy to her adoring fans who lined up for hours even though they had tickets.

If she was pregnant 10 days ago she should have been just as happy as she was last night (unless she’s a sociopath). Yes, she touched her belly a couple of times but it wasn’t obvious to the eye that she was pregnant 10 days ago or everyone would have been talking about it.

The fact that Beyonce showed up at the last minute at the VMAs with a swollen belly and acting so maternal, when just 10 days ago she wasn’t behaving that way, proves what a master manipulator she is.

It is clear from the pictures below that there was no visible baby bump on Beyonce just 10 days ago.

If you are in denial you will see whatever you want to see. But Beyonce’s belly was flat 10 days ago. Someone suggested that she was wearing compression clothing at her concerts. Really? Do first time pregnant women wear compression clothing?

It’s obvious that she is using her baby (or whatever that is) as a prop to get attention. For those of you who have never been pregnant: women don’t grow baby bumps in 10 days. That’s not how human biology works.

Watch the video of Beyonce’s surprise pregnancy announcement and VMAs performance after the break!