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He was referring to the Earthquake….. his fam is still there and it hit the hardest in VA
i gotta slight chuckle out of it….but yeah…
Virginia be aiight was just a tiny tremor…I’ve felt worse in Seattle…
I’m confused….I dont get it…can somebody explain to me what’s going on in English please….
smh…
PEOPLE NEED TO LEAVE HIM ALONE! SMH
#TEAMCHRIS 
ppl desperately search for laughs and attn on twitter
@chiby, Danny was making a bad joke. He was referring to Virginia in a female term sense. Virginia=girl, Breezy asking for prayers, Danny saying what did he do to her. Bad joke.
OAN: I wish people on the West Coast would get off of it about their phones vibrating harder, we get it. Here on the east coast, our ground does not shake, when it does, it causes people like me to check her underwear and her mind to make sure they not going crazy.
Huh?
This is stupid but Chris comes out winning!
LOL too funny, but yeah, we know CB was referring to the state, not some woman. He truly will never live, or be allowed to live, down that incident with fohead chick.
right ppl are always in competition for some reason.
when u say its cold, they say that’s nothing its 7 degrees here and we get 87 inches of snow a day.
Yeah, the joke was stale but it was also kinda chuckle-worthy
Hey tatted
Hey FeFe I didn’t speak back in the otha post
SMH
FE FE FEEL ME UP MY LOVE…I never intended to IGG you
I aint kno that was really you bew 
*boogie boards over to cha cha and ohoney*
Cha chaaaaaaaaaaa
CandiB please tell me agin what “Soopy” said when u asked him about the earthquake
you kill me
Hey His what’s wrong??? Need a
when u say its cold, they say that’s nothing its 7 degrees here and we get 87 inches of snow a day.
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I have to admit I do that to my friends and family in Texas when they are complaining about it being cold and when they get snow…I be like ya’ll aint getting chit compared to the chit we get up here…but I do get ur point that different regions calls for different seasons…
I think its dumb that people are making fun of east coasters….hell I would have shat in my pants too if the ground started shaking outta the blue…that’s some scary chit…
BTW did ya’ll here it was a mini earthquake in the San Francisco early this morning…that 3 earthquakes in 48 hours….its some chit popping off…
@OHoney
Hey Chica!
@Cha Cha
It’s all good love, I figured you didn’t realize it was me again…
and 
wow, well isn’t that clever.
Ohoney he was tongue tied
i think he was traumatized, he was on the couch lookin sad when i got home
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
Oh yeah
Tatted
ChaCha
His
hey Vero! I’m otay. I’m just rather bored lol
O’Hunnay! *slow but quick fondle*
*hands Candi a big ass t-shirt with a pic of me and Snoopy on a see-saw*
we luv u grl!
I saw Cha Cha….I Love Cha Cha
Chris Brown is soooooo damn cute….I know I shouldnt be looking at that lil boy like that but damn….
Rhianna DID that!!!
Hey CANDI girl , Vero, HONEY BUNCHES, CHOCOCITA, HIS SWEET MOMMY, Chiby , Tainted, Tatted, Brother and Ace *hits inhaler
FLUCKS UP
His
please have my room ready and the linens on the bunk bed clean for when me and Snoopy come this weekend. Twill be a grand time!
The souff in me knows the Commonwealth of Virginia has been ref. to as a HER since it was named after Queen Elizabeth numma I… hundreds of years ago (about 450 years)…She was called the Virgin Queen.
KingBew! *licks yo face* u still trapped in PR
Fe! *purr* whats up bew?
hey Chiby
@O’Hunnay, oh we still beefing?
(why we beefin tho?)
@Candi, I have already taken care of these things!
what it do ,
tainted, ohoney ,hisM,chacha ,chilb,candib, fefe, tatted, zoe, man, wut, Renga, and all that i missed
Cha-Cha let me hold you down boo like a real woman should.
HIS I’m not speaking to you…..Twitter should have informed you of that
Kingstonnnnnnnnn
KANG A LANG……… WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKIN GORGE!
The souff in me knows the Commonwealth of Virginia has been ref. to as a HER since it was named after Queen Elizabeth numma I… hundreds of years ago (about 450 years)…She was called the Virgin Queen.
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The chit you learn on SR.com
@ his
unfortunately
but I’m not complaining too much cause I get to miss school and work.
HEY CREAMY CHIC
OHONEY………. are there things that you would like to do whilst holding me down 
sup creamy
umm i dunno how i feel about sayin this
i’m gonna call u chic instead
@O’Hunnay! The NERVE of u! cutting me off when I didnt’emm do nuffin…*sigh* u gawn miss all o’dis when I’m gone *lip quiver*
hey Creamy!! and CFuh-Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@ ohoney
why the angry coffee drinking?
@ chacha
oh idk… Because you love me?
*Inhales REAAAAAAAAL DEEP*
*finally exhales*
@Kingbew, I wouldnt be complaining either
you have been missed heffa! 
Tatted bo batted!
whats up suga? *paints ur face*
@Kingbew, dnt question Honey. She is a mean angered btch today!!
tatted! *passes u a limited edition trimond encrusted make up bag*
HIS I called you and you didn’t answer or call me back *chases you down the street with my brown trench coat* don’t gooooooo
Kingstonnnnnnn cause I still haven’t seen your Times New Roman in my email inbox
candibfly says:
sup creamy
umm i dunno how i feel about sayin this
i’m gonna call u chic instead
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hahahaahah, it’s exactly what it sounds like , and O.k I feel ya
so this is where the party is
Tatted *assumes the position* (my face close to yours with my eyes closed so you can put some shadow on me) I’m wearing chocolate brown today.
Memphiz was released from jail today….
Im sure nobody cares though…
MSCREAMY are you new??
HIGHWAY
MSCREAMY sounds soooo nasty! I like!!
ahhh ur right! i was at dinner when u called and i had er’ intention of calling u back but when i got home, i was sexually assaulted and forgot! please forgive a btch like me
i pwomise 2 nebber do eet again!! 
I’m gonna change my ny name to THICK RICH AND CREAMY!
OHoney says:
MSCREAMY are you new??
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I about 6months old to the SR family
@chiby I care lol…Im so happy they let my boo out
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
HIGHWAY
MSCREAMY sounds soooo nasty! I like!!
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ummmmmm, don’t it tho
what we talkn bout?? **take big bite crispy chicken cesar wrap**
I love when a person can admit their faults
@Brown #69
@kingston hey there purrty mija
how u been? we missd u beutiful face 
HAWAII
are you askin me to 69 with you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*in my sophia voice from the color purple* I dont know yall nomo….
I take a break from SR since I actually had to work and ish and there are so many people…where is flo and ratchat?
how long was Memphitz in jail?
hello to all you beautiful people
including Cha Cha, OHoney, Cfreeda, Tatt, Kingstonn, and Chiby and happy early bday to Candi 
and I almost forgot but hello HIS 
Welcome Creamy **snickers**
@cheeck flo OOOOOW!!
been gone for a min.. new position and mirsm was banned! 
Who is Danny? Fox affiliated? I guess I could go to google, but I won’t…I once dated a girl named Virginia
she had an oral fixation. In fact that was all we did together. She claimed something about being a catholic or somethin…Whatever. She had skills. The attn she would pay to my gooch area. Umhmmm. Only downside was her hands. They were big enough to palm a basketball. Which of course made Mr. Happy appear smaller than he was when she would handle him. She was a strong girl. Big feet. She had this cute lil pimple right on the middle of her throat. Anyway I woke up one day and she was gone. As were all my toiletries. I wondered what could a woman do with clippers, magic shave, and a half epmty bottle of rogaine 
I guess she just wanted something to remember me by…Oh well…Morn’n
I forgot to say that Chris can STILL get it
A lame azz attempt at humor is worthy of post?
@BRENDEN U ARE FUKN OFF
brenden
#teamBreezy
A blogger was going IN on Memphiz and tweeted a link to some chicks FB page that is supposed to be Memphiz baby mama but Memphiz n Toya both say he doesn’t have any kids
My BFF said she thought she was having a seziure during the earthquake yesterday
@CREAM
@cheeck flo OOOOOW!! been gone for a min.. new position and mirsm was banned!
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Banned! for what
dont nobody tell me nuthin!!!! Brown has my email and still didnt fill me in! booooo!
Hello Lakes (again) <– that's really gonna piss off that dude that said all we do is speak to each other all day
Just needed to add: Free YSo, Free Mirs, Free Sassy, Free JayYella, Free Charles
@Lakes
Where did you get the chicken cesear wrap
Brown be quiet
Hey Dymond
Brenden
@ daisy
I thought he had a daughter also
blogger was going IN on Memphiz and tweeted a link to some chicks FB page that is supposed to be Memphiz baby mama but Memphiz n Toya both say he doesn’t have any kids
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At least Wayne claims all his lil Gremlins….
@CHOCO WENDYS FOR A DOLLA
AND IT WAS SCRUMPTIOUS!!
WELL HEWO SESY 
AND ALL THAT FAKE LESB CHIT TOO!! 
@DYMOND
SAWEEET CHEEEEEKS! I’m sorry hun
Please forgive me! I’ll email you and fill you in!
damn sassy got banned again?
@brenden – Each post out does the next. YOU ARE A NUT!
I though Memphis had a daughter as well….:scratches head: O well maybe it was a Nero situation
I didnt even know Jay Yella was
I liked him…He was very cynical…I tend to like cynical people….
!*LaKErCHiC@*! thanks
wasn’t that supposed to be his daughter in the weddin pics??????
*Ne-yo.!
@Lakes
SAWEEET CHEEEEEKS! I’m sorry hun
Please forgive me! I’ll email you and fill you in!
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thanks hun
MSCREAMFILLED
did you fill out the welcome packet?
Age
Are you a freak
If so hhow big of a freak
Favorite posted (besides me of course)
I just read an article that Soleil Moon Frye (Punky Brewster) claims that she and Micheal Jackson shared a jaccuzi together…
Why are people bringing up old chit against this man now….let him rest! Jesus Christ…
vero says:
there are more greetings in this post than comments about the topic
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Hey Vero
Hey Vero
Hey Tainted
Hey Dymond and everyone else I missed
#noclique
Tainted_Love says:
@chiby I care lol…Im so happy they let my boo out
@ Daisy… He has a daughter, she was in the wedding I thought
Luscious
i see you’re in good shape today 
chibytex says:
Memphiz was released from jail today….
Im sure nobody cares though…
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*Our
I don’t remember his daughter being in the wedding but maybe she was and I missed. I will say Toya said on an ep that she had been married before and had a child and ALL of this was new to Memphiz. Memphiz had his lawyer respond to said blogger w/a cease n desist(sp) order
Hey CHEEKA LEEKs… chile your FB post be having me cracking the hell up
Brown did you smother lip gloss on my lips today with your lips today
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *booty pinch (shhhhhhh, dont wanna get checked)
I think chris is talking about hurricane Irene that we are preparing for this weekend,and Westcoasters can say what they want; that mess was still scary as hell!
@ Daisy,… he got that Toya $$ he can afford to do that
DYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOND I LUVS YOU LONG LONG LONNNNNNNNNNNG TIME BEW
@Luscious Hey lovie
)))
first, my disclaimer…i do not like chris brown’s music and i do not appreciate what he did. i also don’t appreciate rihanna’s role as a provoker, nor is her music anything above sub par.
what the media is doing is extremely racist. although they appear to make such comments as “proof” that they are against domestic violence, it’s all racially motivated. there are plenty of domestic abusers who have been outed that are rich and/or famous, and there are no mentions of the abuse beyond the short news coverage of the incidents. why is cb the exception? i mean, where are all the negative comments about woody allen sexually abusing his daughter and then “covering up” his pedophilia by marrying her? doesn’t he deserve to never live that down and to be eternally blacklisted? does that mean you can get away with whatever as long as you’re white? or is it not worth caring about because the abuse happened to an asian girl? either way, the media is being very racist. come on….we all know they aren’t doing this in defense of rihanna or the millions of abuse victims around the world. all im saying is that if the media is gonna go hard on cb bc of what he did, they should do the same for all abusers….men and women. actually, i’m offended that the media is misusing the plight of abused women as a guise to be racist.
@militaryspouse
What did the West Coasters say now
Oh and Memphiz daughter was at the wedding
I agree with whoever said this creamy woman sounds like she’s right up my alley. Lemme introduce myself suga. The name is B`RENDEN. It’s pronounced (BrrrOnDeeOn) which is Armenian for I pissed on Kim K. I’m 5’2”. Stocky build. Short hair, by nature, not by choice,,,,however I do have a very long, throw back style ducktail in the back. I enjoy cleveland steamers, scat, and motor boating back fat. If any of this interest you please skype me @MeyePeaberns
@cha cha we can share I just need Memphis to hit it once a week lmao
Supposedly Memphitz produced a club banger like 9 years ago.
I need to know more about this SF earthquake. My hometown!
108 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
MSCREAMFILLED
did you fill out the welcome packet?
Age
Are you a freak
If so hhow big of a freak
Favorite posted (besides me of course)
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Age: Grown
Are you A Freak: I’m called Creamy
If so hhow big of a freak: Ummmmmm???
Favorite posted (besides me of course: all u guys are favorites
Westcoasters said we were tripping over nothing..
*peeks back in*
@Daisy I don’t remember his daughter either….all I recall is Reginae cheesing all in the cam
@CHACHA
<wet and nakid
@KINGSTON U IGNORING A BISH…
Brenden…wtf fugg is wrong with u?
*pulls Cha closer to share my fruity flavored lip gloss*
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! CHA DID YOU UNFRIEND ME YOU BISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eventhough I hardly ever check my fb I noticed somebody missin!
I will say Toya said on an ep that she had been married before and had a child and ALL of this was new to Memphiz.
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SOOOOOOO this nigga didnt know that Toya was married to LIL WAYNE and had a baby by him…..
That nigga really is slow…..
Laker Quaker!
hey bew
MSCREAMY
caring is sharing
I got a little chuckle out of it.
But er um Chris, there were no injuries nor substantial structural damage in VA or anywhere else. But it’s always nice to pray for folks.
oh Brown has a FB page and didnt tell me?
WHAT a btch
Good answers CREAMY…. My Brother MAN and the other men of SR prefer that you put up an azz shot as you know already, will you be granting their wishes anytime soon *places mic up to your mouth
#helpful
@Military…really, I didnt know they were saying that… Thats not cool, I know Im nervous as heck
Memphiz does AR said blogger was going IN abt how shady Memphiz was when he worked for Jive and got a lot of ppl fired
I still have the wedding on my DVR I will be watching tonight to see his daughter
@HIS
HEY MAMI HOW U DO? 
You’re right @SUPA. Unfortunately that’s the world we live in today. People who spoke out against G. Bush were labeled unpatriotic, their careers became in jeopardy. Yet you all Obama a tar baby and it gets very little coverage. Race definitely matters. It’s unfair for Chris, but he bought this on himself. Does it mean it’s right? No, but as Black folk we have to learn how to play the game until things change…
There was a picture of toya, memphiz, and nae and Memphiz daughter. The daughters had their fist together
Supa:
I’m still waiting on Rhianna to actually do some charity work with domestic violence victims…..she claim she left Chris because of them and she didnt want them to think going back to an abuser was right…..but uhmm what work has she done with them? And I heard NOTHING about er donating any cash to them….
I’m convinced that Rhianna likes to get her ass beat or for better use of words thinks its ok to fight with a man….
@Laker, I’s bored. I’m debating on if I wanna workout early since I have nothing else to do!
@LOLITA U DONT SAY U GOT A DAM FB AND U AINT SAID CHIT!!
OH HOLD UP DO I HAVE U ALREADY?? 
lakes noooo im not!
im just coming in and out and not reading previous comments.
so hello to everyone who said hi to me and got ignored.
um His
I may go on there once a month but it’s the pricipality of Cha unfriendin me!
you are more than welcome to jump om my face………book
@HIS WELL GO ON AND WORK UR SEXY OUT!!!
IM BOORED TOO!! 
ion be knowing what your Facebook name is! u better tell me rat nao!
all I recall is Reginae cheesing all in the cam
Im trying to figure it out….
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She gets on my damn nerves for some reason…
@KINGSTON OH OTAY
I MISSD U SOO MUCH!!
CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:
Good answers CREAMY…. My Brother MAN and the other men of SR prefer that you put up an azz shot as you know already, will you be granting their wishes anytime soon *places mic up to your mouth
#helpful
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@CHI SHE REMIND ME OF WAYNE SOO MUCH.. SHE LOOKS LIKE DADDY TO ME
MY BFF SAID THE SAME THINK “UGH THAT LIL GIRL I NO LIKIE BUT IDK WHY” 
I see a set up
Damn so this is where the
at?
I went to take a moment to be by myself and came back to an empty room
*rubs mic around Creamy’s lips*
The people of Sr are waitin for an answer
WTF is a cleveland steamer? **wills myself to NOT google it**
Wasnt there just a pic up on here the other day with Slowhitz, Gumbo Baby, and their daughters?
@ Chiby you are soooooo right about Rhi…aint seen nothing about her supporting dv victims, now maybe she did and it wasnt reported? When Chris get off probation?
@chib No she was saying that marriage and kids would be new to Memphiz but apparently kids won’t be new to him since he has one
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*pulls Cha closer to share my fruity flavored lip gloss*
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! CHA DID YOU UNFRIEND ME YOU BISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eventhough I hardly ever check my fb I noticed somebody missin!
@ Daisy, I dont think you will see her in the wedding, it was the pictures that were shared later, her name is similar to his (Mickey) her and Reginae are fist bumping
LAKERLOSITA *pours chamoy down your crack
I know we cant post links, but if you google “toya and memphitz wedding” and then stroll down to page 7, youll see the picture of both kids. I think Reginae is cute, but she seems alittle too “grown”
@laker
Maybe it was how she acting in that OMG group…like she was the fukking star and acting all disrespectful…
Dont nobody give a fukk about your daddy being Lil Wayne….”Fukk your punk ass daddy” ala Baby Boy….
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*rubs mic around Creamy’s lips*
The people of Sr are waitin for an answer
*throws a coffee mug @Dymond* oh whats up?
What you mean what’s wrong with me His? You knw eyez trynna get me some coochae. You somebodys mommy…I wanna be somebodys daddy,,,,BIG not BABY.lol Hi Creamy
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*rubs mic around Creamy’s lips*
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@ Cha
Oh btw HIS….I like you sound like a young YT girl
chibytex says:
all I recall is Reginae cheesing all in the cam
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She gets on my damn nerves for some reason… Im trying to figure it out….
@ This place is like a freak fest. I need to go sit in a lawn chair and watch this.:koolaid:
What did I just type?
I meant to say…. you sound like a young YT girl
Cha-Cha please logg off of Gravatar
Thanks
@dymond
naaaaaw, trust me….you don’t wanna know 
aw lakes, i missed u & all them stories too!
*puts hand to Cha’s face*
I just dont know if we can go on! I feel so hurt, used abused, dumped faster than Beyaki’s hairstylist when she puts in good weave!
HOLDS MY DYMOND GIRL real close to my bosomessess
*log
I’m goin to luch maybe I’ll take some typing classes or something I feel like Laker
@Cha i was thinking that
how can u not like a child…but I left it alone 
@O’Hunnay NO I DNT! why do folk keep saying that?
When Chris get off probation?
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I think he got like 2 years left….watch him and Rhianna hook back up…she probably regrets going to the police and causing all that hoopla…Bish aint been the same since….
@KINGSTON
AWW WEN U COMING BACK TO TEXAS?? HOW IS THE VACAY GOING?
*catches coffee mug in my left hand, reading the paper in my right*
Hey HIS dahling…you need a refill?
@honycoat oh no baby, come sit next to me. I got koolaid and pol E seeds….u minez baby, I gotchu
Sup His!
*flicks your nips like a door stopper*
KINGSTONN
did you not miss me and my DDs???????
I clicked on the @DannyZuker and he’s saying shyt in his video about Chris. He said Chris Brown said he won’t be planking anymore unless it’s ontop of a girl. He responded and said Oh planking must be the new word for Beating.
He is really going in on Chris….
@ChaCha
Just like folks was saying that Willow was to grown for her age in the other post and they werent to fond of her…same thing goes for Reginae…
She too damn grown IMO!!!
Dont nobody give a fukk about your daddy being Lil Wayne….”Fukk your punk ass daddy” ala Baby Boy….
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@Brenden,
bless ur heart
AWESOME
I had a dream about Leebrun last night!
@OHONEY U SHO FUKN RIGHT!! :mad **WHISPERS** SIGN ME UP FOR THEM TOO!!
Brown did he get you almost there and then quit?
Awesome! u and that gravi
hey bewski! *clings to u naked like a koala bear*
@Dymond, ur a mess!
@Ohoney you goin to lunch? You still got the hook up at Magic Johnsons Fish n Chips/Free Clinic? Gal if you could bring me back a number 3 combo, and a couple of them flavored condoms they give out in the box up front I’d greatly appreciate it
@ brenden, you’re right! if we don’t play the game correctly and realistically, we’re going to continue to be this country’s punch bag and continue to have no solid foundation to build on as a people. you also brought up a great point….if you don’t subscribe to popular thought, you are considered an enemy. that’s pure bull and its a conniving way to manipulate people to fall in line. luckily, i don’t have an issue standing alone, or with very few people, for my beliefs.
@ chibytex, me too!!!!!!!! where the hell is that charity/awareness work from rihanna??? no one said that she has to be spokesperson forever, but damn! do something with your influence. but then again, rihanna would rather spend time showing young people how to pu$$y pop and introduce them to the s&m world. not that anyone should expect her or any celebrity to do a parent’s job, but still! it’s clear what rihanna is all about and it aint nothing too positive.
Awesome have we not had this discussion!!!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*puts hand to Cha’s face*
I just dont know if we can go on! I feel so hurt, used abused, dumped faster than Beyaki’s hairstylist when she puts in good weave!
Maybe if you hand commented every now and then to give me lipgloss tips I would have kept you around… You chose otherwise
WE STILL FACEBOOK FRIENDS I have not deleted you WOMAN Go check
160 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*rubs mic around Creamy’s lips*
The people of Sr are waitin for an answer
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Let’s just
Hey CHEEKA LEEKs… chile your FB post be having me cracking the hell up
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Hey lady! Girl I have a fb stalker that doesnt get the hint. He be asking provate questions on my wal…Tombout if u want a man to call u u should give me your number and what time will I be going to workout at the Y and ish. Ninja if I dont answer or 9 times out of 10 delete ur posts catch a hint! I need to block him from making posts on my page! The only reason I havent is because we know the same people ad I see him around.
lakes my vacay was done last week. im stuck here at my great grans trying to go home but due to friggin Irene I can’t.
@ brown
have they grown? u must document this in the form of a picture stat. thanks.
@FeFe
I read that Snoop was mean to the lil boy off camera so that they could keep the same vibe going on screen… Snoop said that lil boy was afraid of him for real…and after they wrapped he had to apologize and tell the boy why he was so mean to him while they were filming….
MSCREAMY
if so hold me tighter and if not just give me the church 
Is that a naked
BRENDAN YOU DONT SEE THICK ASS CHA TODAY
HIS * HOLDETH ME CLOSE
@chiby
@chi snoop was a skrait ol g
how old is ur granny 50?? cuz ur mama looks about 20 sumting!! 
@kingston dam irene!!
@His…I wasn’t gone say nuthin…But word on the net is you fine as sh*t…at least that’s what I read one male poster say to you….not that I would knw…i dnt see pics on my phone
I got email tho. No pressure 
CHA CHA!
and 
< really lemondrop martinis
@Luscious u better accept my request heffa!
cheeks8683 says:
Hey CHEEKA LEEKs… chile your FB post be having me cracking the hell up
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Hey lady! Girl I have a fb stalker that doesnt get the hint. He be asking provate questions on my wal…Tombout if u want a man to call u u should give me your number and what time will I be going to workout at the Y and ish. Ninja if I dont answer or 9 times out of 10 delete ur posts catch a hint! I need to block him from making posts on my page! The only reason I havent is because we know the same people ad I see him around.
Oh you stop that Cha! Yo blog is the only other place besides here that I’ve visited lately
in fact yesterday when I tried to go it was trippin on me. Couldn’t see old post, couldn’t see no post accept for 1 directing folks to yo twitter 
@ lakes
she is 50 something actually, lol. but my mom wish she was 20 something. shoot she wish she was 30 again. haha.
@SAM YELL
“Brown did he get you almost there and then quit?”
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Nigga need to call D. Wade to come help him and chit! ROFLMAO!
@Brenden, oh I am fine as hell! its a shame that u cant see this *snakes it backwards*
*Holds Cha Cha and
*
f you don’t subscribe to popular thought, you are considered an enemy. that’s pure bull and its a conniving way to manipulate people to fall in line. luckily, i don’t have an issue standing alone, or with very few people, for my beliefs.
@ chibytex, me too!!!!!!!! where the hell is that charity/awareness work from rihanna??? no one said that she has to be spokesperson forever, but damn! do something with your influence. but then again, rihanna would rather spend time showing young people how to pu$$y pop and introduce them to the s&m world. not that anyone should expect her or any celebrity to do a parent’s job, but still! it’s clear what rihanna is all about and it aint nothing too positive.
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TO ALL THIS I SAY
I just knew she was going to start a charity organization or donate or do a walk or SOMETHING…that bish aint done nothing but talk about how she likes “aggressive” men…..I guess she like fukk it, it aint my responsibility…even though that’s what the LIE I told Diane Sawyer…Rhianna should have gotten as Oscar for playing victim in that interview….talking about ‘I did not hit him’…..no bish you probably grabbed his nuts while he was driving and he slapped the chit outt you…..
MAN
Oh that’s funny to you!
BET
*stares at Kingstonn*
@kingston
i was just playing but dam granny is young!! how are the twins doing?? 
@SAM YELL
“Brown did he get you almost there and then quit?”
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my azz off!!!!!!!!!
Nigga need to call D. Wade to come help him and chit! ROFLMAO!
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Just now reading this and over here
@Lebum James <===== 
Ok Bre NAY NAY
I feel betters now bew
His_Mommy623 says:
@Brenden, oh I am fine as hell! its a shame that u cant see this *snakes it backwards*
You know you can block him from a lot of things without actually deleting him right
Am I only the person that thinks Kelly is boring azz hail after watching her on La La Full Court… not neccessarily boring but she doesnt have much of a personality…she seems like an old soul
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I need to go into my privacy settings when I get home since it wont let me do it on my phone. Yeah his fb posts are about to get revoked. e reminds me of Debo off of Friday, real talk.
U watched La La’s show? Shoot I couldnt get into it at all. Shoot La La is boring to me. I think they need to give Ciera a show, help her find a man lol, poor thing…
ummm
I cannot and I won’t
Thanks yall I found the pic but I think the blogger was ref to a younger child
which is why Memphiz had his lawyer shut it down.
RANDOM… DOES A RANDOM PEEN PIC SEEM LIKE A TURN OFF?? IT KINDA WAS..
yes Kingbew, hows the twins?
*feels the twins*
oh…not THOSE twins? my bad *scampers away*
@ Brown are u going to the Frankie Beverly concert this weekend? I heard Fantasia is not going to be there because of doctored ordered bed rest…
Am I only the person that thinks Kelly is boring azz hail after watching her on La La Full Court… not neccessarily boring but she doesnt have much of a personality…she seems like an old soul
<—- Carmelo hitting it from the back!! 
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I cant do La La or the Full Court….but I will however DO Carmelo…he’s sexy IMO…
I like toya and memphis together but my question is what happens when her birthday comes around and wayne buys her an extremely expensive gift? Is she supposed to accept it?
Would any of you accept an expensive gift from an ex, especially knowing d*mn well that your current bf/husband couldn’t afford it??
I like LaLas show and TO
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
RANDOM… DOES A RANDOM PEEN PIC SEEM LIKE A TURN OFF?? IT KINDA WAS..
If its from some Random dude, if its from my own than HELL NO
talking about ‘I did not hit him’…..no bish you probably grabbed his nuts while he was driving and he slapped the chit outt you…..
^^^
OMG Cha I thought that same thing about Kelly and she looks real basic when she is not performing (although still very pretty)…that short hair me took all the way back too
and they are immature as chit!!! and I’m all about expressing yourself however you feel, but that damn Po was a mess to observe…
going to stuff my face ninjas (w/ food right now, not a dyck…thats for after work)
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
RANDOM… DOES A RANDOM PEEN PIC SEEM LIKE A TURN OFF?? IT KINDA WAS..
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Depends on the size and who it is attached to…
9 inches attached to some tall chocolate lusciousness= turn on
3 inches attached to my gravie= turn off with a
@CHACHA RANDOM DUDE I WAS LIKE
I MEAN ITS AAIIGHT 
@chiby
Carmelo’s body is a bit too ‘soft’ looking to me, and something about his face looks slightly greasy and off…can’t put my finger on it… but I agree that La La’s show had me almost ready to snooze as soon as I turned it on…
@JMO
She needs to not accept ANY gifts from Wayne as long as Memphis is in her life…
Would any of you accept an expensive gift from an ex, especially knowing d*mn well that your current bf/husband couldn’t afford it??
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No that is very disrespectful…there shouldnt be any contact or coversation with each other outside of Reginae….
@Laker why u laughing tho? u agree?
@JMO, I literally asked my sister that question the night I watched the wedding..that doofy looking dude she married already be in the passnger seat of ALL the whips Wayne has bought her…shame on it
No @ JMO
Oh my bad @lakerchic…I thought you might like it…I also have some pic displaying my other appendages…however I doubt you ready for all that
@HIS
JUST FUNNY CHIT TO ME… FUK IT 
@JMO I dont think the gifts are gonna be as expensive now that she is married, Wayne should not overstep his boundaries that way. If anything he can get away with it buy purchasing it on Reginae’s behalf!
My hubby would be extremely offended so I would not except to save feelings/face!
FeFe says:
@chiby
Carmelo’s body is a bit too ‘soft’ looking to me, and something about his face looks slightly greasy and off…can’t put my finger on it… but I agree that La La’s show had me almost ready to snooze as soon as I turned it on…
that doofy looking dude she married already be in the passnger seat of ALL the whips Wayne has bought her…shame on it
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Rooty Poo!!
@BRENDEN
IT WAS JUST RANDOM CHIT.. MAYBE I NEED TO GO SWALLOW SOME OYSTERS GET ME GOING… *SIGH*
@Laker, indeed…
SWEETCHEEKS
I’m not goin
@His
I saw that scene too…they were partying with friends prior to him and La La leaving Denver…
and
him and Wakka have similar bodies and face shapes…
T.O. Show is nice so far
Terrell and Kita need to just
and let it out, unless they have done it alrdy and keeping it on the low.
They both seem to have alot of sexual energy for his other, although I think its stronger for Kita.
@WUT I’m putting you on mute! So tired of you Evil, yes I said EVIL women making fun of those of us who were born with th uh rum uh fkds num hum yo rei…aw damn see what you did? Got me up in here Jaunita Bynumin’n n shat…Its a disability dang it! It’s not funny
I HATE MAN HIPS
**LOOKS AT OWN HIPS** MAYBE I JUST JELOUS 
@Breden
I would sit with you but I’m a bit scared you might tell me some shyt and have me running.
I DO NOT LIKE BRENDEN NO MO! NO GAWD DAMN MO!!
@ Brenden
You see what you just say… along those lines
brenden says:
@WUT I’m putting you on mute! So tired of you Evil, yes I said EVIL women making fun of those of us who were born with th uh rum uh fkds num hum yo rei…aw damn see what you did? Got me up in here Jaunita Bynumin’n n shat…Its a disability dang it! It’s not funny
You are sooo craaaazaay….
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@Laker I hate men with hips too…shyts NOT sexy. U have no business slanging peen when u have child bearing hips
HIS
YOU WENT OVER THE ALLOTTED AMOUNT FOR SMILEYS!
*flashes you with my mag light all un in yo retnas*
Damn you had to say child bearing tho
Call them curvy men lol
@HIS
I HAD AN EX USED TO ALWAYS WERA BAGGY AZZ PANTS NEVER NEW WHY UNTIL I SEEN HIM NAKID.. 
I WAS DONE I THOUGHT IT WAS A DAM DYKE WITH A STRAP ON…. 
His_Mommy623 says:
@Laker I hate men with hips too…shyts NOT sexy. U have no business slanging peen when u have child bearing hips
I saw this dude he was sooo fine! he was sitting at the food court. I was like dayum! Ninja stood up with them curvy hips and I was like DAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUM!!!! 
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:Rofl: @ Laker
:Lol:
Hony
did you answer the questions from the welcome packet
@HIS AND U KNOW THE ONES THAT HAVE THE BIG HIPS HAVE THEM SAGGY KITTY TITTAYS ITS NOT CUUUTE NOT AT ALL
and you ever trip off how men with hips walk??…like their thighs rub together and they kind of walk flat-footed like…let me stop…
What were the questions? @ Luscious
Hony please see comment 108
but add
are you willing to experiment
are you willing to be blindfolded etc
Oh @Honycoatd you aint got to be scared suga. I’m gentle. I’ll only put the tip in, I promise
LMAO @Brenaynay…Thats what I like about your board Cha. My personalities are free to post. I’m not confined to this Brenden body.ha
@ Brenden
I’m gentle too, can I poke you back?
@Luscious oh my bad
@Hony..yes child bearing lmao
*drags Bre’naynay out this post by her/his well glued down wig* i’m done with u
DID ANYONE TAKE A LOOK AT THE “WATER CHANGES EVERYTHING” ADD AT THE TOP OF THE SR PAGE? Is it me or does it look like two people getting it in behind some bushes, and the girl getting banged so hard she sweating?
awww sookie nah
who finna poke Bre’naynay?
T.O. Show is nice so far
Terrell and Kita need to just
and let it out, unless they have done it alrdy and keeping it on the low.
They both seem to have alot of sexual energy for his other, although I think its stronger for Kita
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As FIONE as T.O. is aint no way in hell I could have her job…I would have been tried to give T.O. some…..She’s a strong woman and better than me…cause it would have been a lost cause a long time ago….
@Wut, i see a figure holding a cup up to a faucet trying to get some water! u crazy bish
@HIS AND U KNOW THE ONES THAT HAVE THE BIG HIPS HAVE THEM SAGGY KITTY TITTAYS ITS NOT CUUUTE NOT AT ALL
Ya’ll need to quit….I guess I like Carmelo’s laid back swag…I think that’s sexy….He’s the type that do talk alot…and I like that in a man…
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Honycoatd says:
T.O. Show is nice so far
Terrell and Kita need to just and let it out, unless they have done it alrdy and keeping it on the low.
damnit CHI! now u have gone to far! T.O is not fione
and neither is Ooochie coochie cinco!! T.O and that ditzy lil white grl that he’s lusting after makes me sick…besides u nor Mo will be hitting that…he dnt want no dark meat. He got money now!
Oh so I guess this is just attack BRENDEN day huh? First the small penis jokes, now the hip bareing jokes? You mad cuzz I look better in them Pajama Jeans you bought from the home shopping netwrok than you do? Is that it? Next you’ll be talm bout my lactating nipples right? The doctor said it’s normal dang it! It’s called Witch’s milk! Man bump this, I’m out
everytime I see T.O I say “give us free” ugh..
Age: 29
Are you a freak: I am sexually expressive
If so how big of a freak: I got Tiger Blood; I’m a beast
Favorite posted (besides me of course): I enjoy you all as a whole; Big ups to the big egos and freaks
are you willing to experiment: I’m not a scientist for nothing “wink”
are you willing to be blindfolded: Blindfolded might be too easy; I am more of the hog-tie kinda girl.
His_Mommy623 says:
@Wut, i see a figure holding a cup up to a faucet trying to get some water! u crazy bish
No seriously mine must be different from yours! 
I see two blue people behind some bushes one is in front bending over……
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Is CHI the onliest one that thinks T O is fine
I mean he is attractive but FINE 
but thats just me… GIVE SUM CHAD THOUGH BUCK NAKED ON A SALAMI SAMMICH .. #Hella
T.O. is fione from the neck down
*wishes Hony would turn her ass around in that gravi so i can her*
hog-tie u say?
OMG I cant with ya’ll calling all these hideous ass sports stars FINE. CHAD, CHA? really? he looks like an arrogant turtle with small sneaky beady eyes… ugh… lemme show u fine bew *skrips 4 u*
@honycoatd
baby I’ll bend over and let you poke it, smack it, flip it and lick it…Just don’t bite it hony…Cuzz then you end up getting horsekicked in the chest like HisMom.smh…wasnt my fault, it was a reflex…Shoot I’m still paying restitution for that…
brenden says:
Oh so I guess this is just attack BRENDEN day huh? First the small penis jokes, now the hip bareing jokes? You mad cuzz I look better in them Pajama Jeans you bought from the home shopping netwrok than you do? Is that it? Next you’ll be talm bout my lactating nipples right? The doctor said it’s normal dang it! It’s called Witch’s milk! Man bump this, I’m out
… boy…… nothin…just dayum….
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Brendon…..you….. I….
@His
Yes @ the Hog-tie dont give me reasons to run if I can. I like it basic training style.
Hony can you stand on your head????
i’d be willing to share more of my “info” with you via email
#helpful
#savethechildrensavetheworld
<—has NEVER been horsekicked in the chest nor have I bit, poked, licked, flipped or sucked anything on Brendens crazy ass..
Must have been my bew YSO
I miss YSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*falls to the floor in a heap of sorrow*
@His
I was just telling my hubby the other night that Chad looked like a ninja turtle…he said Chad always has an expression on his face like he’s confused as chit!
HIS…. we have already established your are FINE AS BABY HAIR *brushes it down the side of your face
I dont think Chad cuatro cinco seis nueve is less fine than T O … Im saying if I had to choose, I would take LIKE OMG CHAD for the winner!
shyyyyyyyyyt they both got some big azz heads
Okay lets go CHAD, T.O, Idris, Djimon Honsou, Tyson, Tyrese… who gets ruled out
All ya’ll bishes is delusional!!!
I would let T.O. skeet in my eye if he wanted to. Than man’s body is to like a Greek God…his skin Hersey chocolate and his teeth are perfect…. I know he got daddy issues but so what I got mama issues, maybe we can help each other…
And I cant stand that Kari bish he in love with…fukk that wack ass white girl…he needs to get with Kita….they make a cute couple (but fukk Kita to for getting to be up, close and personal with him…)
@Hony
I love cooperative lady 
@ Luscious
I can do headtop although I prefer not to be unless my hair is fluffy.
I am not much of a dancer but I can friggin balance.
CHIBY not once did you say he was attractive tho
you talked about his teeth and his complexion and his body which below that face only a mutha could love 
TOTALLLLLLLLY KIDDING, like I mentioned he is not unattractive, he is just not fine (In my book)
CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:
HIS…. we have already established your are FINE AS BABY HAIR *brushes it down the side of your face I dont think Chad cuatro cinco seis nueve is less fine than T O … Im saying if I had to choose, I would take LIKE OMG CHAD for the winner!
shyyyyyyyyyt they both got some big azz heads
Okay lets go CHAD, T.O, Idris, Djimon Honsou, Tyson, Tyrese… who gets ruled out
If I had a line up outside my bedroom like that… I say give them a ticket and let them all have a ride 
According to height… 
meaning how tall they are when they are laying down…
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Damn Suga Walls is aggressive. Seems like the kinda woman that will starp it on and wear you out…Not that I know anything about them type of women
my hemroids come from hard bowel movements, nothing more!
@ Luscious
I got a ribbon for you. Can I pin it on your chest?
Chad looks like Donotello from the Ninja Turtles plus his attitudes sucks…he was killing me brainwashing Eveyln’s dumb ass into thinking that he wasnt doing anything wrong by having dinner with another female…
Chad is the kind of nigga I’d have to
cause he got a smart ass mouth and another thing I dont like about him is that he thinks he looks better than a female…no STRAIGHT male should ever feel that way let alone say that chit out loud….
CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:
Okay lets go CHAD, T.O, Idris, Djimon Honsou, Tyson, Tyrese… who gets ruled out
Lawdddddddddddddd I watched Takers the other night and almost put my bew out the house! all the finess in that movie *fans my kitty*
*swoons over Idris* sexy chocolate mufugga right THERE!
@ Brenden
You are like so the gang bangee; I bet what you have been through was dramatic for you.
Wut Wut in da butt is a whoreeeeeeeeeee
*whispers* I already snatched my bew Idris out that line tho…he’s with me tho
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
If I had a line up outside my bedroom like that… I say give them a ticket and let them all have a ride According to height… meaning how tall they are when they are laying down…
His_Mommy623 says:
Lawdddddddddddddd I watched Takers the other night and almost put my bew out the house! all the finess in that movie *fans my kitty*
*swoons over Idris* sexy chocolate mufugga right THERE!
Why yes Hony you can!
@ChaCha
T.O. is EXTREMELY attractive to me…I have a picture that one of my friends took of him when she was in Atalnta back when was playing the 49ers…he has on a blue polo and a fitted cap and he looks delicious…I keep it turned face down on my mirror though….I dont want the hubby to get jealous….
@FeFe, chi, and hony I agree … lmao @his comment about being a passenger lol
I had that discussion with one of my friends and she said she would accept a gift from an ex but I didnt understand why
@ His
I guess we would have to share Idris because he is one of those dudes that I will take even if he hasnt shaved. He just as an underlying sexiness.
@Cha
In order:
Tyrese
Idris
Tyson (considering that he wants to be there…)
Chad
Djimon
T.O.
I’d take them in THIS order….
over his mouth), Dijon, and you can keep Tyson’s bisexual ass….
T.O., Idris, Tyrese (as long as he
@ luscious
hmmmmm let me get ready to perform this great duty for my country @ pinning luscious on her chest
So um Hony
how bout you send me a pic mkay pumkin
Lawdddddddddddddd I watched Takers the other night and almost put my bew out the house! all the finess in that movie *fans my kitty*
Um Hony that’s my nipple
@ Luscious
You like to keep a gallery?
Age:
Are you a freak:
If so how big of a freak:
Favorite sexual act:
Sexual preference:
are you willing to experiment:
are you willing to be blindfolded:
When is your b-day:
chibytex says:
@ChaCha
T.O. is EXTREMELY attractive to me…I have a picture that one of my friends took of him when she was in Atalnta back when was playing the 49ers…he has on a blue polo and a fitted cap and he looks delicious…I keep it turned face down on my mirror though….I dont want the hubby to get jealous….
Jealous, girl are you cray cray…. thats a huge NO NO, I wish my hubby would be holding on to a pic of sum famous bish he aint gone never even get close enough to smell
@ FE FE Chad does look like a Hero in a half shell tho’
From the movie Takers in THIS order
Idris
T.I.
CBreezy
Micheal Ealy
Paul Walker
The other white boy
S/N Micheal Ealy aint really cute IMO, but his swag sorta makes up for it….
@ Luscious
I’ll kiss your boo-boo; sawwry can I make it up to you?
@Hony, u get 1 hour with him and send him back home k? deal.
@ His
1 hr with him and how long with you? Plz and TY
Micheal Ealy is sexy as shyt…OMG i love himmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@ChaCha
T.O. It would be different if it was picture of my ex or one of my old jumpoffs…although I do have pictures of them but they are in a box in the closet….
Thats why he lets me keep it…cause he knows good and damn well I aint gonna never get to
@Cha
@ FE FE Chad does look like a Hero in a half shell tho’
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@His
I dont really like pretty boy types….but his swag…
*giggles* Hony… *slides u a paper with my address on it* come find out, yes?
Why yes you can make it up to me….brownsugapoet at gmail :cofffee:
Just in case
HICKORY!
where ju headed
@His
Make sure the phone number is there too
I don’t do unannounced, I make sure to let you know I’m on my way so you can get YOU ready for me.
this is the last post 4 the day eh?
His_Mommy623 says:
Wut Wut in da butt is a whoreeeeeeeeeee
*whispers* I already snatched my bew Idris out that line tho…he’s with me tho
Not tru… I am a good clean girl… I make sure I wash all the dycks I suck!!!
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Who me
Your such a bad bad girl CHIBY
I have old pics of my ex but I keep them in a box far far away. I keep them for my kids to have memories but they are not within reach.
Do yall think its fair for your current to ask you to discard your pictures of your ex entirely… not just any ol ex but if you have family pictures with that ex
@Hony
*scribbles number on the paper*
i understand
@ Luscious
I would like you to answer my other questions, Please and Thank you.
And Oh I could send you a early b-day card in your mail. I’ll think about what kinda card I wanna send.
@Cha
I aint throwing away my pics…those are MY memories….
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Who me Not tru… I am a good clean girl… I make sure I wash all the dycks I suck!!!
WHY MUST I
@Cha, I still have pics. My bew dnt care…its a damn pic. U dnt have to erase ur past to move into the future. now if u holding on to pics of nigga that beat ur ass and stole ur rent money, ion know what to say
@ His
Thank you
@ Cha Cha
No , I don’t think they should. I have pictures of my ex husband that my lil ones ask to see all the time when we were a “family” and no current partner can ask me to discard of those.
His_Mommy623 says:
U dnt have to erase ur past to move into the future. now if u holding on to pics of nigga that beat ur ass and stole ur rent money, ion know what to say
@ His
Well what if he is your child’s father?
*sits indian style and WATCHES THE BIG SCREEN STARRING HIS, HONY and Luciousnesses
I think its rude to even ask….
Cha once I end it I have no need for pics, I like to make a clean break!
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Honycoatd says:
@ Luscious
Age:
Are you a freak:
If so how big of a freak:
Favorite sexual act:
Sexual preference:
are you willing to experiment:
are you willing to be blindfolded:
When is your b-day:
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30 somethin
Yes
VERY BIG
I have no favorite (I’m good at everything)
Yes I prefer sex
Yes
Yes
March 1
@ Cha Cha
I’m just the jelly in the middle.
These are 2 ladies even a blind person would stop and take notice of.
CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Who me Not tru… I am a good clean girl… I make sure I wash all the dycks I suck!!!
WHY MUST I
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If that tasty like up of sexy men where at my door… I will experience my first Hoe-down!!! I would just have to be 
later…
So Auntie we aint gonna get nothing else today… huh?
Stop being lazy and give us a
I know its something out there besides Will and Jada to talk about…..
Brown I’m going to wherever there is not a drought (not the kind you dealing with) we need some rain
My son has a pic on his wall in his bedroom of us in a family photo. It used to be in my living room but outta respect I put it up in his room.
@ Luscious
your slick but TY sweetie
Lolita is pisces…that explains a lot…we tend to be nasty freaks….
@ Chiby
Yes we water creatures tend to be quite expressive.
*wait for my “box” to be filled*
OHoney says:
My son has a pic on his wall in his bedroom of us in a family photo. It used to be in my living room but outta respect I put it up in his room.
OH YES PISCES ARE FREAKY
OH YES PISCES ARE FREAKY
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The other day my hubby was using my phone and he saw all the porn I have downloaded…he was like WTF is wrong with you…I said “Im a pisces, blame it on nature…
Pisces takes a back seat to Scorpios and last there is the Cancer; they need help bringing out there freak.
Looks like Lucious and honycoated might wanna 3sum
So Kelly are we bragging now???????
On the success of ‘Dilemma’ with Nelly
I was the ?rst one from the group to have that level of success outside of the group. That bugged me out. I was very… I wasn’t ready.The song blew up and Columbia decided to rush out your solo record.Yeah. The plan was for Beyoncé to drop a solo record ? rst. But with the success of the song, they decided to put my album out ?rst. They gave me 90 days to do an entire record.
I agree Honyco Scorpio’s are the #1 sexers. So I’ve heard
@Cha
I have all old pics of my exes and I’ve noticed that he has pics of his exes as well…that’s a part of the past that has shaped the current and there is nothing wrong with memories. I’d be personally offended if he ever asked me to discard those…now I do have a couple of nekkid pics that I did away with, but that’s out of respect…
But Leo’s Rule the jungle just like they rule the BED
@Honey
Scorpios tend be “free spirits’…meaning they will cheat on your ass in a New York minute….
@HONEY
“Pisces takes a back seat to Scorpios and last there is the Cancer; they need help bringing out there freak.”
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Scorpio over here. True dat true dat to all you said. Scorpios are also the smartest sign.
I never thought a person’s zodiac sign had anything to do with their sexual appetite
well dayum, I didn’t know that Scorpio’s were cheaters. This is news to me. Thanks for the heads up on that one.
I fully support a threesome with Brown, Honey and Creamy Chic.
Let me know how I can help to make this happen.
@ Chiby
:angry: I don’t cheat but I’m not going to lie and say that someone didnt caught my eye if they did. I like adventure once you get boring there is a problem.
Scorpios are also the smartest sign.
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I dont know about all that…personally I think Capricorns and Virgos tend to be the most successful out the bunch…
Virgos LOVE to work and Capricorns are manipulative and LOVE control…that’s why they tend to be the most successful….
Brown some believe it does…some don’t believe in zodiacs at all.
Personally, I don’t think it’s a coincidence.
Chiby, Aries get bored easily and only like the chase of relationships, I think they step out easily. Anyone correct me if I’m wrong
@MAN SAYS:
@HONEY
“Pisces takes a back seat to Scorpios and last there is the Cancer; they need help bringing out there freak.”
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Scorpio over here. True dat true dat to all you said. Scorpios are also the smartest sign.
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they have a hard time with leo’s we both like power and will have no problem, at getting it
@CHIBY
“Scorpios tend be “free spirits’…meaning they will cheat on your ass in a New York minute…. ”
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this is completely and utterly false. The first thing you’ll find if you read on Scorpio’s is that we are fiercely loyal…
… unless you cross us. Then all bets are off.
Luscious Lolita says:
When is your b-day:
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March 1
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That’s my birthday too!! Catholic school; closet freak >>> back to lurking
HAPPYENDINGS!
MAN
no thank you! you and your 3.5 inches aren’t needed
chibytex says:
OH YES PISCES ARE FREAKY
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The other day my hubby was using my phone and he saw all the porn I have downloaded…he was like WTF is wrong with you…I said “Im a pisces, blame it on nature…
@
to that…..
OHoney
All the ones I know are anyway…they are good fukks though…I will
@ O honey
Yes Aries love the chase and once its gone so are they.
@ Man
When is your b-day?
@Man you got enough energy, or do I need to keep my batteries just in case
@ luscious
hmmmm give it to me again it came back
@BROWN
I just said what can do to help make it happen. I know you have a disdain for my humongous 3 inches.
Chiby, Aries get bored easily and only like the chase of relationships, I think they step out easily. Anyone correct me if I’m wrong
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you are RIGHT!! Aries people LOVE attention and the spotlight…same goes for Sags, and Geminis…I do NOT get along with Geminis at all…they have too many fukking personalities for me….
@ Man
That is true, I believe in loyal but you don’t want me to give me best and you fukk me over. I will step around to watch your demise.
@HONEYCOATED
11/6
Fukk I got too much doing at once. I am typing gibberish.
Hubby downloaded some MILF something to his phone too what the hail is wrong with yall is right. I deleted that shyt cus my daughter forever trying to get on his phone and play angry birds… lemme find out her lil azz is watching some gross lady get her angry bird played with
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Anybody under 18 is off limits to my phone….my step daughter tried all summer and all I said was use your daddy’s phone or use the house phone if you want to call your mama….
I NEVER get along with Leos. NEVER. I usually can’t stand them.
@ Man
Im 11/11
@ Luscious
*poke* I said something to you missy
I said scorpios will cheat…they’ll be loyal to u in your face and continue to be with you…but dont be suprised if they have a pisces lurking somewhere…
MAN
there’s nothing you can do to make it happen!
Hony what are you askin for hun
Chiby I clicked your link, as I do others from time to time, and had I watched more than the 6 seconds that I watched…..I probably wouldn’t have a job tomorrow
@ Chiby
IM A CANCER
@CREAMY
“you got enough energy, or do I need to keep my batteries just in case”
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I don’t know. Are you a big girl? If you are you can watch me and Browna and Honey and you should bring your toy for yourself.
I think an azzshot from you is required for me to answer this accurately…
@Man
That’s interesting, I’m a proud Leo
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I NEVER get along with Leos. NEVER. I usually can’t stand them.
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cause both are dominant signs….and that chit usually never works….
I’m actually a pretty submissive and laid-back Leo. But, I do demand that folks listen to me when I am talking…I can’t stand being cut off or interrupted
@OHoney
What was in her link?
@ MAN ause we are like oil and water, we dominate other signs,, and we always has to have the last word, Scopios and Leo’s Have a fear of each other they both can get in ur ass and think nothing of it..
@ luscious
I was adding an “s” by accident, my apologies
@OHoney
I changed it the day you told me to…Now I have Bizzie Bone’s Aint Nothing Like Money In a Ziplock bag….that video used to crack me the fukk when it came on Uncut…Bizzie be looking like a straight fiend…
But yeah Tip Drill use to be a bish song…my roomie used to wake me up everytime that video came on…I’d watch it, shake my ass, then go right back to sleep…
Man I miss college days….
I was adding an “s” by accident, my apologies
I had to scroll up looking for your lips and check it
@FeFe some chick p-poppin on a head-stand while men smack that
and BoneThugs singing while they do it
@ fefe that is true with leos we are very submissive but can get in that ass when you wrong us.. remember we are the king and wanted to be treated that way anything else is unacceptable
So Creamy you offerin your services
*makes note that creamy is submissive*
I dont like a submissive sexual person
I want someone to be rough and tell me what to do. That is the only time i am at full attention.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHIBY
“Scorpios tend be “free spirits’…meaning they will cheat on your ass in a New York minute…. ”
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this is completely and utterly false. The first thing you’ll find if you read on Scorpio’s is that we are fiercely loyal…
… unless you cross us. Then all bets are off.
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Damn I leave for 5mins and you already flirtin with somebody else? Whatever. That metro card I promissed you…its just been revoked!
I’m a Gemini which I guess means I’m happy when I’m but when I’m mad I’m mad
@ Mocha
@chiby
I am
to say that I used to listen to “Tip Drill” on repeat in my car…that used to be my CUT! I remember that song came out the year after I graduated from college and I went to a house party that fall and all the girls and dudes was freaking on each other like they were actually in that video! lmao
Bizzy’s ziplock bag video is one of the more embarrassing moments of those Uncut vids….remember that song “So baby tell me what that thang smell like…” or something like that?
DAMMIT AWESOME!!!!!
Hey Ohoney
word on facebook is you went home for a nooner on yo lunch break. From the looks of your sweated out edges I can tell it was good 
:sing:
Lets talk about sex baby…lets talk about you and me
Somebody call me when we get a new post! DUECES
@ luscious
Bring your lips back here missy
@Creamy
@ fefe that is true with leos we are very submissive but can get in that ass when you wrong us.. remember we are the king and wanted to be treated that way anything else is unacceptable
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Brenden shut up
I did not go home I stayed at the office. My car is being fixed so I’m stranded at the job until my coworker gets off 30 minutes after me 
@FeFe I was just singing that song the other day and laughing. What that thang smell like…GTFOH
Luscious Lolita says:
YARDGIRL
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Honycoatd says:
@ Mocha
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I just read what you said about Aries, and its funny because my most recent ex was an Aries. I guess he got bored with me.
Oh my bad Honey. I would lend you my car, but like Khia the repo man jacked me
in the middle of church services too.smh thankfully they was passing around this plate full of money. I was able to get cab fair and a few wash quarters 
Leos ain’t chit. They always THINK they running chit. That’s the thing I don’t like about em. Braggin and chit all the time.
BTW – I’mma Taurus…….
@mrslove
I HATED that ‘hood azz video and all the chicks and nasty niggas in it!
I miss B.E.T. Uncut! Had me goin to Church on Sundays all happy and chit!
I know the stock of Vaseline went down after they cut that show off cause I was
like it was goin help with world peace or something.
BTW – Man, my significant is a Leo and where yes, they think they are running things, SHE on the other hand is very low-key and not bragadocious in the least!
@ Man
Yea, I like egos but not too big of one. You can’t be cutting off ur nose to spite your face, me no likey.
I like Taurus, very sexual but often times they won’t show you their true feelings unless they feel they love you. And once you hurt them there is no apology that can make it up.
@MOCHA
“this is completely and utterly false. The first thing you’ll find if you read on Scorpio’s is that we are fiercely loyal…
… unless you cross us. Then all bets are off.
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I mean, I cheat but it’s just secks. I ain’t in love with these other hoes or nothing so it don’t really count.
Leos ain’t chit. They always THINK they running chit. That’s the thing I don’t like about em. Braggin and chit all the time.
August 24, 2011 at 3:28 pm
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We just them scorpios a run, and they cant handle that.
@Man
I’m not that kinda Leo, I KNOW I run chit…thinking isn’t even in the equation, it’s all about mind control and I have that over every muhfugga around me!
@Tatted
I had a friend who is a Taurus and she was one of the biggest freaks I knew…that po’ child was like a rabbit!
I’m out everyone, I’m about to go to an afternoon social with my department, have a good evening!
Honycoatd says:
I dont like a submissive sexual person
at Baby Tell What That Thang Smell Like 
they video was the WORST!!! Why do you want a female to tell you what her puzzi smell like…that song was so raunchy…. :rofl;
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I am very, very submissive in bed…that tends to shock a lot of people cause I’m kind of aggressive outside the bedroom….but in the bedroom I like for the man to take TOTAL control…..
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@FeFe
@TATTED
“BTW – Man, my significant is a Leo and where yes, they think they are running things, SHE on the other hand is very low-key and not bragadocious in the least!”
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Naw… she be bragging. I know it. They can’t help themselves. They have to have someone admiring them and chit at all times.
YOU AIN’T GOT TO LIE FOR YOUR BOO!
@ tattedDiva I have a taurus I am dealing with now and cant stand that ni$$a
I told him to go play in traffic. ret na
Honycoatd says:
I like Taurus, very sexual but often times they won’t show you their true feelings unless they feel they love you. And once you hurt them there is no apology that can make it up.
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You pretty much just summed up my to the T, Hony! NO LIE! Very sexual but unless I know I love you….NOPE! And once you hurt me, I JUST CANNOT make up w/you because Taurus’ are EXTREMELY LOYAL and they believe in love!
**PROOF OF LEO’S ARROGANCE**
See comments 430 + 431
FeFe says:
@Tatted
I had a friend who is a Taurus and she was one of the biggest freaks I knew…that po’ child was like a rabbit!
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Dayum Fe….you giving up all my bizniz and thangs!
Man says:
@TATTED
“BTW – Man, my significant is a Leo and where yes, they think they are running things, SHE on the other hand is very low-key and not bragadocious in the least!”
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Naw… she be bragging. I know it. They can’t help themselves. They have to have someone admiring them and chit at all times.
YOU AIN’T GOT TO LIE FOR YOUR BOO!
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So are you trying to call us narcissit on the sly , we dont need any one to tell us about us or validate our ego , self esteem we believe in us totally, never forget that..
@ Man
If I love you… I really love you but if we just dealing its not love to me and I like to make sure the choice I make is the right one so I do be open minded and shyt
@ Man Leo’s are the CHIT pls believe me
I know the stock of Vaseline went down after they cut that show off cause I was
like it was goin help with world peace or something.
granted the videos were very graphic, but not jack off worth…. 
<—–smh at you…Im sorta disappointed in you, Man
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How in the hell do you jack off to Uncut…they wasnt even getting naked…I mean
Virgos are women should be placed in insane asylum’s at birth and spare everyone else the trouble of dealing with them.
@ Tatted
How da fack you gone ease up in here and don’t address my comment 205? I thought you wubbeded me
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TATTED
“BTW – Man, my significant is a Leo and where yes, they think they are running things, SHE on the other hand is very low-key and not bragadocious in the least!”
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Naw… she be bragging. I know it. They can’t help themselves. They have to have someone admiring them and chit at all times.
YOU AIN’T GOT TO LIE FOR YOUR BOO!
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Sorry Man….I think this may come as a shock to you, but on this one, well @ least when it comes to my boo, you’re wrong. She’s very confidant but one of the most low-key ppl I know!
@ Fefe Sup fellow Leo lol my bday is August 10th whens yours?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MOCHA
“this is completely and utterly false. The first thing you’ll find if you read on Scorpio’s is that we are fiercely loyal…
… unless you cross us. Then all bets are off.
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to the 10th power! I”ve never cheated, but I always get cheated on.
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I mean, I cheat but it’s just secks. I ain’t in love with these other hoes or nothing so it don’t really count.
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Stop trying to feed me shat and sell it as caviar. You want me to believe that sticking your peen in another woman’s vag is not cheating? Get the eff outta here!
@ Man
You make me laugh too much. Virgos are too cocky for their own good, nothing humble about them for sure.
Creamychic says:
@ tattedDiva I have a taurus I am dealing with now and cant stand that ni$$a I told him to go play in traffic. ret na
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Creamy, now where I should be pissed about this, I think I may have to agree w/you when it comes to Taurus men! You are sooo right about that chit, because Taurus’ tend to be stubborn and mule-headed AND THAT CHIT IS JUST NOT THAT CUTE ON A MAN!
@CHIBY
“How in the hell do you jack off to Uncut…they wasnt even getting naked…I mean granted the videos were very graphic, but not jack off worth…. <—–smh at you…Im sorta disappointed in you, Man"
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That was the thing… they WEREN'T naked so your imagination could just run wild. That dayum "Tip Drill" prolly got me with a low
count to this day!
Plus, the chit would be like some hood party or club so it seemed more "real."
I like Taurus but I’m extremely cautious around them, cause one you piss them off aint no turning back….
But overall Taurus are cool people…my first roomie in college was a Taurus and she was bisexual…she had muthafukkas coming and going in our dorm….
Man Says: Virgos are women should be placed in insane asylum’s at birth and spare everyone else the trouble of dealing with them.
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I know 2 of them and yes lock jeffery dahmer and hannibal back up
@ WUT….HEEEY BAY-BEE GIRL. I didn’t see that! YOU KNOW FOR DAYUM SHO’ I WOULD NEVER SKIP YOU ON PURPOSE….YOU MY TWIN WHEN IT COMES TO OUR MONIES FROM OPRAH AND SHAT!
HEEEY BOOKIE!
@ Man
Yea our minds have good imagination. I am always thinking about simple things and make it sexual.
To be honest; I know there is a lil man in be; I am girly but trust I can hang with the dudes.
@MOCHA
“Stop trying to feed me shat and sell it as caviar. You want me to believe that sticking your peen in another woman’s vag is not cheating? Get the eff outta here!”
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Babe, sometimes women can’t see the forrest for the trees. It’s NOT cheating if I stick my dyck in a random hoe. It simply isn’t.
If anything that’s a nigga just practicing his dyck game so he can blow your back out better.
You should be mad if a nigga breaking bread for another hoe. But just fluckin?
You should thank her for lettin him perfect his skills on her. 
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
Creamychic says:
@ tattedDiva I have a taurus I am dealing with now and cant stand that ni$$a I told him to go play in traffic. ret na
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Creamy, now where I should be pissed about this, I think I may have to agree w/you when it comes to Taurus men! You are sooo right about that chit, because Taurus’ tend to be stubborn and mule-headed AND THAT CHIT IS JUST NOT THAT CUTE ON A MAN!
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So on pont boo
Virgos LOVE to work and Capricorns are manipulative and LOVE control…that’s why they tend to be the most successful….
So True.
Gemini/Cancer here. AKA a crazy ass mess of awesomeness and heat that can quickly change to a freeze.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Virgos are women should be placed in insane asylum’s at birth and spare everyone else the trouble of dealing with them.
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Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ WUT….HEEEY BAY-BEE GIRL. I didn’t see that! YOU KNOW FOR DAYUM SHO’ I WOULD NEVER SKIP YOU ON PURPOSE….YOU MY TWIN WHEN IT COMES TO OUR MONIES FROM OPRAH AND SHAT!
HEEEY BOOKIE!
Now I’m happy again! 
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You make me laugh too much. Virgos are too cocky for their own good, nothing humble about them for sure.
@ Man and his low sperm count on the count of Tip Drill…Nelly DID that chit…fukk them bougie bishes at Spelman trying to 
him from campus and chit…I wish he would have tried to come to TSU to perform that chit…Them Houston stripper bishes would have come out in droves and flocks for that “performance”….. 
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NOTHING humble about them…they are in a league of their own…..
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chibytex says:
I like Taurus but I’m extremely cautious around them, cause one you piss them off aint no turning back….
But overall Taurus are cool people…my first roomie in college was a Taurus and she was bisexual…she had muthafukkas coming and going in our dorm….
– AND I’MMA LAWNMOWER!
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Cot dayum it, Chiby…..I’M SICK OF YOU TELLING MY SECRETS AND SHAT! That’s when I started dealing HEAVY w/women and they were digging me hard back then…..NO LIE ABOUT PISSING TAURUS’ OFF, I KNOW ME! I’m physical, LOVES TO FIGHT! CHIT, BESIDES MAKEUP, FIGHTING IS WHAT I DO BEST…
BUT AS FAR AS TAURUS’ BEING COOL, WE DAT…EXTREMELY LOYAL BUT ONCE YOU CROSS ME, THAT ASS IS GRASS
@TATTED
“Creamy, now where I should be pissed about this, I think I may have to agree w/you when it comes to Taurus men! You are sooo right about that chit, because Taurus’ tend to be stubborn and mule-headed AND THAT CHIT IS JUST NOT THAT CUTE ON A MAN!”
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Maybe that’s why you don’t like men because all of us are stubborn and mule-headed.
Babe, sometimes women can’t see the forrest for the trees. It’s NOT cheating if I stick my dyck in a random hoe. It simply isn’t.
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fuking
@ Man you might think that cuz your a guy
I wouldn’t hate a man if he cheated on me but give me the heads up. Let me know your intentions I don’t like surprises. I am very keen and calculated for some friggin shyt popping out from the wood works.
still no new post huh
You should be mad if a nigga breaking bread for another hoe.
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MizzLips is back
O Honey says:Brown some believe it does…some don’t believe in zodiacs at all.
Personally, I don’t think it’s a coincidence.
Chiby, Aries get bored easily and only like the chase of relationships, I think they step out easily. Anyone correct me if I’m wrong
I am an Aries and I don’t like to be the center of attention. I like to fall back and be part of the group and I don’t get bored in releationships. I love being loved. But then again hubby is the only REAL releationship i’ve had
I’m a Libra…
We balance niggaz out n chit… There is only two time we go all uneven and chit.. When we horny… WE REALLLLL HORNY and when we get PISSED not just angry but PISSED DA HELL OFF… OHHH HELLL PRAY FOR YOUR AZZ!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Virgos are women should be placed in insane asylum’s at birth and spare everyone else the trouble of dealing with them.
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HERE YOU GO BEING RIGHT A FUGGIN’ GEN! I had a best friend that was a Virgo. She stole from me, so I warned her that, as I was stepping outta myself and will forgive her (b/c we were friends so long) to never do that chit again or it’s all bad! Needless to say, the insanity of her beiing a virgo kicked in and SHE STOLE FROM ME AGAIN…..Now, my Taurus nature came out and I knocked one of her incisors out.
#TRUE FUGGIN STORY!
MOCHA
PLEASE DONT ENTERTAIN MAN!
i agree with the Tarus assesment. hubby is a Tarus and once you cross him he’s done. Also took him a long time to submit to his feelings
@ Man
That goes back to what I was saying about scorpios being bored easily.
We like new game, we like anything intriguing, We are all about mental first
Once a man can get in my mind and have me hot there, then I will eat him up and lick the plate afterwards
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TATTED
“Creamy, now where I should be pissed about this, I think I may have to agree w/you when it comes to Taurus men! You are sooo right about that chit, because Taurus’ tend to be stubborn and mule-headed AND THAT CHIT IS JUST NOT THAT CUTE ON A MAN!”
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Maybe that’s why you don’t like men because all of us are stubborn and mule-headed.
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Actually, I do like men….I’M VERY ATTRACTED TO MEN, ya’ll just don’t do chit for me in the sexual sense! THAT’S ALL!
@ Wuzz
I like Libras… they can work in more ways than one. They are like JR Scorpios to me
@ Tatted
Hmmmmmmm
I love a person who knows what they like sexually.
@TATTED
“HERE YOU GO BEING RIGHT A FUGGIN’ GEN! I had a best friend that was a Virgo. She stole from me, so I warned her that, as I was stepping outta myself and will forgive her (b/c we were friends so long) to never do that chit again or it’s all bad! Needless to say, the insanity of her beiing a virgo kicked in and SHE STOLE FROM ME AGAIN…..Now, my Taurus nature came out and I knocked one of her incisors out.
#TRUE FUGGIN STORY!”
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I swear fo’ God two signs got some kind of hex on me or something.
Pisces and Virgo women.
These are the birthdays of the last women I’ve dated:
August 25
August 27
August 27
August 27 (yes, THREE different women all born on the same day)
August 30
September 6
WTF??? Every last one of em was crazy as Post 80′s Whitney Houston too!
**Pisces women always seem to turn me down
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Sup Tatted
once again call me when there’s a new post
Damn do any of us really Work
Honycoatd says:
@ Wuzz
I like Libras… they can work in more ways than one. They are like JR Scorpios to me
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I screwed 2 Libra chicks & that chit was like watching paint dry! I had the TV on, watching it the whole time on one of them!
@Tatted
I stole 50 fukking cents from my old roomie…50 FUKKING cents to give to another friend who needed to wash her clothes…. do you know my roomie went POSTAL on me…she didnt touch me, but that bish went HAM over 50 FUKKING cents…the RA came into the room and was like “whats going on in here” I was sitting on the bed like “she crazy. U got 50 cents I can borrow?
LOL@ Creamychic
We’re all just brilliant multitaskers!
Heeeey Brown….i’ll get @ you when a new post comes up!
Honycoatd says:
@ Wuzz
I like Libras… they can work in more ways than one. They are like JR Scorpios to me
and then KAPOW get us horny and its rodeo time!
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Yes ma’am and we look all sweet an innocent on the outside
“Tonights tha night
Yeah, Imma ride that dyck like a mota-bike!”
@TATTED
“Actually, I do like men….I’M VERY ATTRACTED TO MEN, ya’ll just don’t do chit for me in the sexual sense! THAT’S ALL!”
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That’s what I’m saying tho. We all stubborn and stuff so maybe that’s why you ain’t turned on by us.
I don’t know, I’m just fluggin with you.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**Pisces women always seem to turn me down
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PROUD PISCES!
ALTHOUGH I WOULD HAVE BEEN A TAURUS IF I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A PREEMIE
@ Hony…. NOW YOU GOT ME THANKIN’!
*Pisces women always seem to turn me down
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Cause we see right through you….and your little games…we play the same ones….you cant slick a can of oil MAN!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I swear fo’ God two signs got some kind of hex on me or something.
Pisces and Virgo women.
These are the birthdays of the last women I’ve dated:
August 25
August 27
August 27
August 27 (yes, THREE different women all born on the same day)
August 30
September 6
WTF??? Every last one of em was crazy as Post 80?s Whitney Houston too!
**Pisces women always seem to turn me down
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Well, that sign just don’t work for you Man! You may be a little insane yourself but insanity means doing the same cot dayum thang and expecting different results, foolish one!
afternoon all….what we talkin about? Darn meetings. :angry:
@CHIBY
“*Pisces women always seem to turn me down **
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Cause we see right through you….and your little games…we play the same ones….you cant slick a can of oil MAN!!!!”
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See, that’s the thing. They always THINK I’m trying to game them but I’m not!
Ol skeptical hoes! LOL.
chibytex says:
@Tatted
BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT…NOW, if you would’ve ASKED for it, knowing a True Taurus (because I am one), she probably would’ve given you a whole dollar. That’s how I am, if I have $20 and you need $19.99 and I truly believe your need is greater than mine @ that moment, you got it!
I stole 50 fukking cents from my old roomie…50 FUKKING cents to give to another friend who needed to wash her clothes…. do you know my roomie went POSTAL on me…she didnt touch me, but that bish went HAM over 50 FUKKING cents…the RA came into the room and was like “whats going on in here” I was sitting on the bed like “she crazy. U got 50 cents I can borrow?
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Every super freak I know was a preemie. hmmmmm
I’m not saying I’m a super freak altho I alrdy told but I think about sex all the time. I love porn, I love to watch others getting it in, I hope I don’t sound too much of a perv.
My daddy is a Libra and he is pretty much level headed until you dont agree with him
then its his way or get ur ass out….
My sister is a Libra went pretty much get along, until she gets to being vain and chit…and but she’s pretty level headed to be going on 21…I’ve never fukked a Libra that I know of…so I cant really judge how they get down in the bedroom…
I’m attracted to cancers old crazy, unstable asses…Every man that I’ve ever loves has been a cancer…they have a way with knowing exactly HOW to love me!!!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
PROUD PISCES!
ALTHOUGH I WOULD HAVE BEEN A TAURUS IF I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A PREEMIE
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I knew I loved you for all the right reasons.
Honycoatd says:
Every super freak I know was a preemie. hmmmmm
I’m not saying I’m a super freak altho I alrdy told but I think about sex all the time. I love porn, I love to watch others getting it in, I hope I don’t sound too much of a perv.
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NOT PERVED OUT @ ALL! I like a GOOD porn myself, but what’s even better is MAKING YO’ OWN CHIT!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
Honycoatd says:
@ Wuzz
I like Libras… they can work in more ways than one. They are like JR Scorpios to me
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I screwed 2 Libra chicks & that chit was like watching paint dry! I had the TV on, watching it the whole time on one of them!
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That’s sooo sad! My man is a Sagg and a true freak! Once I was on top riding him real swell (Supa well) rose up a little and started Puzzy poppin just the tip! That negro start say shyt like “Oh God Imma ’bout come so hard I feel like I’m about to die!”
Tatted
Do you have the remote control camera that zooms in????
Damn I love Sagg men. They are educated, clever but so friggin indecisive
See, that’s the thing. They always THINK I’m trying to game them but I’m not!
Ol skeptical hoes! LOL.
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But Pisces really arent skeptical…ok yes we are…but see we are very sensitive..and we dont like our emotions played with…and men get the furtherest with us when they TELL us EXACTLY what they want from us…if you trying to fukk, just say that. if you like me just say that…all that in between will get you no where with a pisces….Jut be BLUNT and see how far you get with a pisces….
chibytex says:
never fukked a Libra that I know of…so I cant really judge how they get down in the bedroom…
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on fuggin’ a chick! (I KNOW YOU WON’T ANYWAYS) but as for Taurus’, NOT A DAYUM LIE, my moms had to sit me down one time BECAUSE EVERY PERSON (man or woman) i’ve been w/turned out to be a stalker….NO LIE and even when they knew I didn’t wanna deal w/them anymore, THEY’VE ALL ASKED can we at least keep in touch on the sexual tip….IT’S THAT DAYUM COTTON CANDY I GOT! Even my wife, when I ditched her ass back in the day, she was calling me tawkin’bout can we @ least HOOK UP!
Can’t tell you ’bout no dayum man that’s a Libra…..BUT
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
That’s sooo sad! My man is a Sagg and a true freak! Once I was on top riding him real swell (Supa well) rose up a little and started Puzzy poppin just the tip! That negro start say shyt like “Oh God Imma ’bout come so hard I feel like I’m about to die!”
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OKAY OKAY THEN…….I’m scared of you!
@ Chiby
They too can be controlling and too overpowering too.
scorpios are all about guiding and taking care of you. We are overprotective all because we love you, there is reasoning to our madness
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I swear fo’ God two signs got some kind of hex on me or something.
Pisces and Virgo women.
These are the birthdays of the last women I’ve dated:
August 25
August 27
August 27
August 27 (yes, THREE different women all born on the same day)
August 30
September 6
WTF??? Every last one of em was crazy as Post 80?s Whitney Houston too!
**Pisces women always seem to turn me down
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I think I have a infinity for Sagitarius Men
I have dated seriously three. Two were born on the same day Dec 20th and almost all my boyfriends have had a first name beginning with R
Robert
Robert<< Two roberts highschool first love and ex right after him…
Russell
Roger
@ Luscious……YUP, AND WE ALSO HAVE THE CAMERA THAT MOVES WHEN YOU MOVE! I swear to this day I don’t know where she got that dayum thang!
I have a love/hatw with Sag men…most of them are very attractive to me….but their ego’s are too fukking big…I used to mess with one for like 2 years and I went through some emotional rollercoaster chit with him…He was serial whore, but I better not even look at nobdoy else and then when I try to be like I’m done…he all like but what I do, you know what me and you got is tight and I cant help if these females keep throwing themselves at me…blah, blah…
But he was so damn cute…and he had them fukking long ass eyelashes and chit…my puzzi wouldnt let me stop fukking him…he had to move away for us to stop
Lord I’m a sad case… smh….
Tatted so you have it hooked up to the tv while you’re makin it?????????
BRAVO!!!!!!!
**Pisces women always seem to turn me down
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good, cuz theyre usually stalkers anyway
@ Tatted
Your chick likes toys
YES….my baby is a techie genius….I TOLD HER IF WE EVER SPLIT, I WOULD HAWK HER DOWN AND FUGGIN’ SLIT HER THROAT AND SNATCH OUT HER VOICEBOX IF I EVER WAS TO SEE ANY KIND OF IMAGE OF ME! But she is very possessive, especially when it comes to sex so she would NEVER wany anyone to see me in that light, even if we broke up! Cuz everyone knows me as a lady but boy oh boy…………
That last comment was for Brown……
@ Chiby
Yes they are serial whores and they will find all reasoning to support the shyt they do.
But Sagg men are the like “Hot fukks”– does the reggae dance
Tatted tell her to share them videos! there’s nothin wrong with bein watched!
@West Coast
WE are NOT stalkers…we just have a very hard time letting go…
@ Hony……by baby LOVESE toys….just dont want them used on her! She’s very dominate in nature & sex….. I LIKE THAT!
Chi you speak for ya damn self! LOL
Virgo’s are not crazy.. most Virgos are assertive, strong willed and we know what we want, most of the time.. those are some pretty tuff characteristics for most of you men.. not to mention, most of us are drop dead gorgeous with the best sex on this side heaven
@ Brown…..she scared to loose that voicebox!
@ Tatted
That is just how it is suppose to be
I have a dirty mouth when it comes to speaking about sex and mind when it comes to thinking about sex.
I love SEX period and videos are cool but I have to be the keeper. I am not trusting a soul but me
chibytex says:
@West Coast
WE are NOT stalkers…we just have a very hard time letting go…
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I see..
Taurus’ (women) usually have extremely big arsses (I KNOW, I’M PACKING THAT) and you gotta be on your game in order to get rode by one….That arse AIN’T NO JOKE!
es they are serial whores and they will find all reasoning to support the shyt they do.
But Sagg men are the like “Hot fukks”– does the reggae dance
very much….I was soooooo sexually attracted to him that no matter what he did, I’d always go back….
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I have thing or use to have a problem with cute guys….if I seen one I had to have it…pisces can be a lil whorish…I will admit it….
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
chibytex says:
never fukked a Libra that I know of…so I cant really judge how they get down in the bedroom…
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Can’t tell you ’bout no dayum man that’s a Libra…..BUT on fuggin’ a chick! (I KNOW YOU WON’T ANYWAYS) but as for Taurus’, NOT A DAYUM LIE, my moms had to sit me down one time BECAUSE EVERY PERSON (man or woman) i’ve been w/turned out to be a stalker….
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Tatted we twins for real!!! I have had two! The first one I never seen coming. I was young and worked at Glamour Shots He started out all nice and bringing me flowers almost everyday. But then I start coming home and I’d have flowers left at my door step from him just poppin the hell ova. Things got crazy fast when he start showing up at my job and sitting across the hall on the benches in the mall just watching me work?(WTF?) Then he asked me to marry him in the middle of the mall one day and I’m like “UMM boo boo we have only know each other for two months?” That’s when he really went crack crack! He would call me and leave messages until he filled them up! He was gone!
My last guy we stayed together. I put him out. Took the key changed the lock… How about when I came home dis nigga sitting on the couch eating Ramen Noodles and watching Springer?
He did that a couple times saying baby we need to talk! I couldn’t figure out how he was getting in my apartment when I lived on the second floor until my next door neighbor called me and said girl don’t be alarmed but I think I just seen your man climb out the hall window shimmmy 
across the ledge and go into your how from the den door. This nigga done broke the latch to the door and that’s how he was getting in… I solved that shyt by putting a broken broom in the crack so the door couldn’t slide open… Crazy Daraaanged!
@ Hony….SO TRUE, AND I GOT THE TAPES, but seeing that my baby is a Leo (she is extremely intelligent – use to be a premed student specializing in forensics), she probably dubbed a copy along the way!
BESIDES, SHE KNOWS BETTER….SHE AIN’T TRYNA GET RID OF THIS COTTON CANDY!
523 + comments??? I always miss the good posts!
damn job *scrolls allllllllllllll the way up*
@ Tatted
thats good– you do look sweet
@ Chiby
It not whorish if your sexually aware of who you are and what you want, like and are looking for.
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
Tatted we twins for real!!! I have had two! The first one I never seen coming. I was young and worked at Glamour Shots He started out all nice and bringing me flowers almost everyday. But then I start coming home and I’d have flowers left at my door step from him just poppin the hell ova. Things got crazy fast when he start showing up at my job and sitting across the hall on the benches in the mall just watching me work?(WTF?) Then he asked me to marry him in the middle of the mall one day and I’m like “UMM boo boo we have only know each other for two months?” That’s when he really went crack crack! He would call me and leave messages until he filled them up! He was gone!
My last guy we stayed together. I put him out. Took the key changed the lock… How about when I came home dis nigga sitting on the couch eating Ramen Noodles and watching Springer? He did that a couple times saying baby we need to talk! I couldn’t figure out how he was getting in my apartment when I lived on the second floor until my next door neighbor called me and said girl don’t be alarmed but I think I just seen your man climb out the hall window shimmmy across the ledge and go into your how from the den door. This nigga done broke the latch to the door and that’s how he was getting in… I solved that shyt by putting a broken broom in the crack so the door couldn’t slide open… Crazy Daraaanged!
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DAYUM, WUT….THAT CHIT IS CRAZY! When I senior in high school, my boyfriend @ the time was 22. He and his mom plotted to kidnap me (BECAUSE HE COULDN’T LET “IT” GO). That chit almost worked too, but that day, I drove to school instead of catching the bus. His sister ended up calling my moms and told her the plan! MY DAYUM SNATCH WILL GET YOU EVERY TIME!
I don’t settle when there is a big damn selection out there.
I think its important for you to find what works even if it is short term.
@Tatted
What happened to him and his mom?? Did you press charges??!!
@ Hony…..TASTING IS BELIEVING!
I am a sagittarius and I’ve had 3 Aquarius men… born on Feb.5, Feb. 6, and Feb. 7… worst choices i ever made…I’m convinced aquarius men are EVIL lol…
@Hony
that I’d run into him…..
There was this one dude from New Orleans…I seen him playing basketball one day and told my friends…I’m gonna fukk him WATCH….but that nigga flipped the script on me…I was expecting that to be in and out…Naw dude put the hammer on me so hard, I was in CHICAGO wishing and
He used to fukk me and whisper in my ear with the New Orleans accent…and bish would melt….literally….I thank God I never got knocked up by him, cause my ass would be in Houston right now with 5 kids being just his baby mama….Thank God for minor miracles….
@ JMO….I pressed charges but nothing came of it because it was basically my word against hers and her daughter denied it! The trippy part is that his mom was and still is a deputy sheriff! BISH!
@ Tatted
He and his mom plotted to kidnap me (BECAUSE HE COULDN’T LET “IT” GO).
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dated a Pisces man once and damn near caught a case for tryna gut his azz…never again
DAYUM, WUT….THAT CHIT IS CRAZY! When I senior in high school, my boyfriend @ the time was 22. He and his mom plotted to kidnap me (BECAUSE HE COULDN’T LET “IT” GO). That chit almost worked too, but that day, I drove to school instead of catching the bus. His sister ended up calling my moms and told her the plan! MY DAYUM SNATCH WILL GET YOU EVERY TIME!
He is going to kill me for tellin that!!! 
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THAT GOOOD WILL **** A NIGGA UP!!! I told my bew I’m with now I was tired one day and wasn’t in the mood… He begged. I finally gave in when He start talking it over with my second set of lips… During he whispers in my ear “I’ll eat it like that everytime if you don’t say no again!”
@ Hony…YOU MUST LOVE PLUS SIZE WOMEN BECAUSE THAT, I AM!
That’s another thing….the people (men/women)) i’ve been with, I’m the first heavy woman, and now they can’t go back!
@ WCC……GIIIIIIRL! #TRUFF!
Aquarius people are like Capricorns…they think they know everything and always want control…..some of them I get along with, so I dont….I’ve only fukked one and it was ok…dude was very self-centered though….
@ Luscious
Never been there and glad you didn’t— probably wouldn’t have been able to graze at your lips if you did.
Goodnight everyone.
Bye Brown….
Bye Wut…….some good ol’ lickity lick will get me caught up EVERYTIME!
Bye Hony…..i’mma keep you in mind!
Bye Chiby…..DON’T **** W/NO LIBRA…..BORING ASS SEX GAME, YO!
JMO says:
@WUTWUZMISSIN! lmao oh wow
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Hey JMO!
yeah it was some scary stuff. I laugh about it now, but after seeing shows where obsessive men do crazy stuff to women, I’m thankful that I got out unhurt!
have a good one tatted
@ Tatted
I like CONFIDENT people. I find it super sexy that your assertive. If you have happy weight on you then it is fine as long as its not hanging all over the place and your not lazy. I am pretty small but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
How about when I came home dis nigga sitting on the couch eating Ramen Noodles and watching Springer?
Bye Tatted!
See ya tomorrow!!!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
dated a Pisces man once and damn near caught a case for tryna gut his azz…never again
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He probably was a whore!!! The last dude I two dudes I messed with before I met my hubby were pisces…and the connection we have is undeniable…Me and the last one still sorta communicate…I thank God I got fired and he moved to from Chicago to Houston or they may have been some serious problems in my relationship with my hubby(once again thank God for minor miracles)…cause dude knows how to mind fukk me like no other…and we only did it once, but here its FOUR years later and he still be talking about that…I dont think his wife puts it down like I did…..that nigga was like southern puzzi is different from any other…
You damn skippy!!
@ Tatted
Tatted
@ WCC……GIIIIIIRL! #TRUFF!
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btw: my dad is a police lieutenant
and that crazy nigga will shoot somebody
#cop kids
@tatted omg…. gurl that is some crazy stuff! Cops/sheriffs are crazy. Funny thing is all my aunts are married to cops … not I
@hony … when you typed your name, did you leave out a letter thats supposed to go between the “n” and the “y” … just curious
good morning
I’m out!
@ JMO
No,I intentional left it out…Its like a shorthand way of typing
felinelurker says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
How about when I came home dis nigga sitting on the couch eating Ramen Noodles and watching Springer?
I couldn’t understand how this joka got in the house and I had the only key to the lock I just changed! Dis ninja was pullin a SpiderMan on me and chit scaling walls and shimming cross onto balconies and stuff!
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Hey Feline!
It’s true!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
dated a Pisces man once and damn near caught a case for tryna gut his azz…never again
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dated a Pisces man before.. he has elephantitis of the dyk
.. needless to say.. he can still get it 
DUBC
I think the one I dated just had serious issues
West Coast Chick says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
dated a Pisces man once and damn near caught a case for tryna gut his azz…never again
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dated a Pisces man before.. he has elephantitis of the dyk .. needless to say.. he can still get it
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Aquarius men = <33333
Well I’m out peeps!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
DUBC
I think the one I dated just had serious issues
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damn! you can borrow mines then… he’ll make you forget allll about it
Have a Great Evening everyone!
Blessed love
candibfly says:
ppl desperately search for laughs and attn on twitter
dayum! yall still in hea? whatchalltambout??
Leave my Chris Breezy alone. This makes him more money and more publicity.
On another note, hello everyone happy Wednesday.
What’s going on?
Where’s Choco? :stare:
*slowly hums Happy Birthday To You* @ Choco
My BFF said she thought she was having a seziure during the earthquake yesterday
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That’s a good one! My boo said that he thought a big squirrel was on the roof
oKAY oKAY we get it, all ya’ll is a bunch of hawny azz broads that like to watch pisces and aries men dig in your cookie jars. I DO NOT COME TO SR to see yall sharing sex stories about exes and ohs…and toys and pornos, all you bishes make me sick and this makes no sense and you all need to get a life because who just sits on a blog swapping sex stories. WE GET IT…you like sex and to talk about sex. WE GET IT… you like to wash and/or suck dyks and puzazay… I mean for real. I cant believe this. almost 600 comments and thats all you simple minded bishes can talk about, what about the earthquake yesterday, and people in hell that need ice water and shyt. UGH!
THANK YOU COME AGAIN
CARRY ON
@Cha, who said that ^^^^ I mean did they really just sit and read all 500plus comments and call somebody else simple
IM HERE HB# 1
IM STILL HERE…. I made all that up to be funny
nobody is here to laugh about it though 
Lets blow this joint
*rides off with my smoke reading
FREE MIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FREE YSOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREE SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY
*rides off with my smoke reading
FREE MIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FREE YSOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREE SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY
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*signing out & saluting* Alright Hoborger No. 5, over and out… (u crazy)
*clears throat* that’s Hoburger No. 5
@ya’ll still crazy. You still in here?
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday To @ Choco, you heading to the Half Note? : )
Cali
Finishing up “work” now
How you be?
Hey Cali,
Me and Candibfly (who’s always fly by the way
) birthday is this Friday!!! Sandra Rose is decorating this WHOLE site for us and errthang! 
*spells out VIRGOS ROCK in diamonds and pearls*
Well have a good evening!
*rolls myself into a silkworm and throws myself into cali’s pocketbook*
@Ya’ll bag open jump in…The weather is perfect
That means that Me and the Weather are the same, Perfect!
*pops imaginary collars*
What part of Cali are you in? I know an old cat in silicone valley. #memories…
zmt is reporting that gilbert arenas’ ole girl just got the go ahead to film BBQ wives.
SMH hoodrat fests
Leo’s stay winning!!!!!!!!!__
Aries aren’t
cheaters especially this one I am a loyal person in general as a friend or mate.