What if Beyonce’s daughter comes out looking exactly like Jay Z?
A loyal reader sent this age progression photo of Jayonce Giselle Knowles-Carter at age 17. Isn’t she precious?
While the kingdom of Beyonce celebrates the joyous news of the impending royal birth, the real world is contemplating what the child will look like if she inherits her father’s full blown genes.
This would probably be the ideal situation for Beyonce because she loves her some Jay Z.
Unfortunately, in the real world, this society considers her mother’s beauty to be the gold standard by which all women — including Jayonce — are measured. So Jayonce will not get a pass.
Luckily, Jayonce’s parents are loaded and can afford the best plastic surgery that money can buy. So it’s a good bet that her high school yearbook picture won’t look much like the picture above. Bless her heart.
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Thats a damn shame..Enough already!!
i hope not because that would be an ugly azz child!!!
A. keys baby turned out cute from Swizz BEAKS
Sandra you are too much!!rofl:
This is the reason why Beyonce shouldn’t have said anything.. too many negative evil folks in this world.. I have a baby.. a 2 yr old.. i most definitely wouldn’t take any of this types of shat! Child birth/ pregnancy is difficult for some people. we don’t need your support, but damn, is it gonna kill you to just back off and LET FOLKS LIVE?
ValerieB1 says:
A. keys baby turned out cute from Swizz BEAKS
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Swizz isn’t an ugly man…he just happens to have an “unusual” nose…..Jay-z on the other hand….
ok…why are these darn emoticons not working? What am I doing wrong?:mad:
This damn pic
ION WHAT TO SAY
I thought kids were always off-limits, auntie? You used to say that a lot. Are kids “on” now?
LOL Oh Sandy…you slay me..
Nut seriously, I think the baby will be cute! Them Knowles got some SCRONG genes too Sandy! Mama Tina’s creole genes take over just look at little Julez or whatever his name is. Look just like Gran-mama Tina
@Lite
You need a space after to put the emoticons
@SANDRA ROSE
Now Sandra, we all KNOW that ain’t Jay Z’s child. Weren’t YOU reporting that he was having “difficulties” with his junk???
And I’ve read on numerous blogs (click my name) that Jigga wants to be some man’s wife hisself.
Auntie I do think you should support BEYAKI and Im not even a fan but childbirth is beautiful and having a child is a very close experience near death.
You ain’t got no home training at all. B didn’t come out looking like her daddy so lets pray Mama Tina’s genes can pull through one more time.
From the neck down does Jayonce have on a Tacky Tina original? A onesie complete with bedazzling accents and plenty of glitta? That is going to be ALL the rage with teen girls come 2028?
@SANDRA ROSE
“A loyal reader sent this age progression photo of Jayonce Giselle Knowles-Carter at age 17. Isn’t she precious?”
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Lil Wayne musta sent that in! LOL.
Lil Juelz is funny looking, he look exactly like that cartoon from off MAD
@Man
You know what I swear I was like they didn’t use his
Kids are off-limits. As my mom says, laughing is catching.
Thanks choco
@VALERIE B
“Lil Juelz is funny looking, he look exactly like that cartoon from off MAD”
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he do!
@ Man…you stupiddddd. Im cracking up laughing in the office
I hope she has a heathly pregnancy and the baby comes out fine, I think the baby is gonna be gorgeous imo… First they wanna know why want she have kids NOW that she’s pregnant people calling a “baby” that’s not EVEN born yet ugly this is just sad.. *shaking my head @ this childish chit*
@CHOCO
That’s prolly Larry Johnson’s (the football player’s) baby. This is Jay Z’s way of giving his “husband” a baby.
I applaud BEYAKI
Damn Sandra let that women be,, as much I love both J & Bey I hope that baby look just like her
A loyal reader sent this age progression photo of Jayonce Giselle Knowles-Carter at age 17.
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#hate festers and kills you
Rhianna sent in the post
is Jay Z’s way of giving his “husband” a baby.
SMDH
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Damn Sandra let that women be,, as much I love both J & Bey I hope that baby look just like her
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Im pretty sure youve seen some crazy looking couples with cute kids.. hell, I see them ALL THE TIME.. all around me 
most of my friends are attracted only to ugly niggas, why, I dont know.. but the kids be cute 
Man u fool
This ain’t nothing new though… People been speculating on how their baby would look for years now.
Bird says:
You ain’t got no home training at all. B didn’t come out looking like her daddy so lets pray Mama Tina’s genes can pull through one more time.
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I read it wrong also. The babies daddy, not B’s daddy.
Their baby is going to be beautiful.
Techically Bey got her softer facial features from her dad…Her mom, although quite beautiful for her age, has harder facial features. So….let us join in prayer that bey has a boy…
@WestCoast
What’s a “lessor”? Someone unworthy?
I dont care what the kid looks like, as long as she gives birth to a healthy baby. BEYAKI made her $$$$$, married Jay-Z and now started her family. She did it correct
If Wayne gremlin looking azz can have decent looking kids then Jay should to
I swear when Bey-Yaki announced that she was pregnant, I prayed that the baby does not look like Gay-Z.
Whoooo chile, that would be awful. But on a serious note, can we not tawk bout this chick’s womb for the next few months. The kid ain’t even here yet, and I’m already sick of him/her, and I been sick of his/her parents for the past few years already.
#timetomoveonandfindanothertopic
@ lite coffee: make sure there is a space between the emoticon and the word preceding it.
@ AndThenIHitMyDougie:
Im not sure if you’re aware that the kid isn’t born yet?
This is hilarious, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I heard of their announcement. I come from an old southern family where the women always say ” you need to think about what you may be making when you lay down with someone”….That is code for, “do not bring home no ugly babies”. I could just see my grannie shaking her head at his lips and his nose, she would say, “no baby, no!”
Anna says:
I read it wrong also. The babies daddy, not B’s daddy.
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I fixed the post title
and I’m already sick of him/her, and I been sick of his/her parents for the past few years already.
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Im not sure if you’re aware that the kid isn’t born yet?
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The baby will be born at the 2012 Grammy Awards in Feb…she has to find a way to top announcing her pregnancy at the 2011 VMA’s.
So are you saying that the child is destine to favor Tiffany Pollard of I Love New York Fame? ….hmmmmmmmmm! Not nice!!! Not nice at all!!!!!!
@Val Swizz makes cute babies his little girl is adorable
@Daisy I agree his lil girl is Adorable and A. Keys baby is cute. His other 2 boys are cute they just got touched with the BEAK
KDub says:
Im not sure if you’re aware that the kid isn’t born yet?
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The baby will be born at the 2012 Grammy Awards in Feb…she has to find a way to top announcing her pregnancy at the 2011 VMA’s.
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*chuckles*
that baby dont come out looking like the above pictured 
Why are people acting like Bey is the first married woman to have a baby????? While I support/believe in being married 1st then having kids that doesn’t guarantee happiness or prevent divorce.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHOCO
That’s prolly Larry Johnson’s (the football player’s) baby. This is Jay Z’s way of giving his “husband” a baby.
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Nicca u is stuuuupid!
Daisy says:
Why are people acting like Bey is the first married woman to have a baby????? While I support/believe in being married 1st then having kids that doesn’t guarantee happiness or prevent divorce.
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I am very happy for them, but we can get alittle break, she can sit down somewhere.
<<<<<<<<<<<<< I think its on point
Daisy says:
Why are people acting like Bey is the first married woman to have a baby????? While I support/believe in being married 1st then having kids that doesn’t guarantee happiness or prevent divorce.
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Sandra, Black women keep telling black men that they should be attracted to tail pipe noses and plunger lips on women. What are you trying to say?
she can sit down somewhere.
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Doesn’t Tiny have full blown features but still has attractive-looking kids? Was convict Harris hoping and praying that their kids look like him?
@ Sandra…u reported that they were at a fertility clinic a few months ago in LA. The same one that got Kim Porter preggo and sealed her payments from her sponsor. So can we say that Bey will most likely have twins because they usually implant more than one
#realquestion
She gonna go into false labor at the American Music Awards in Nov. 2011…she is going to crown at the Golden Globes in Jan 2012 and that baby is going to be birfed at the 2012 Grammy’s in Feb. Watch what I say…its going to be the longest birthing process (in my ‘Ye voice) “OF ALL TIME!”
Jay & Bey are going to have a boy & he will be cute. Next year this time, my post will prove correct.
GAGIRL87 says:
I hope she has a heathly pregnancy and the baby comes out fine, I think the baby is gonna be gorgeous imo… First they wanna know why want she have kids NOW that she’s pregnant people calling a “baby” that’s not EVEN born yet ugly this is just sad.. *shaking my head @ this childish chit*
KDub says:
She gonna go into false labor at the American Music Awards in Nov. 2011…she is going to crown at the Golden Globes in Jan 2012 and that baby is going to be birfed at the 2012 Grammy’s in Feb. Watch what I say…its going to be the longest birthing process (in my ‘Ye voice) “OF ALL TIME!”
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@ChaCha, c’mere and lemme smang it!!!!!
Unpredictable says:
@ChaCha, c’mere and lemme smang it!!!!!
But But But …. I dont even really kno you like that
@ Man…don’t tell everybody
CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:
Unpredictable says:
@ChaCha, c’mere and lemme smang it!!!!!
But But But …. I dont even really kno you like that
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Guhl, that don’t matter. Now c’mere!!!
@Kdub I thought yall said MiMi carried them twins the longest yall clowned her for being prg so long LOL
OMG…I just remembered. Christie Brinkley & Billy Joel had a baby!
I want yall to stop it I mean ret naw. this is not nice, yall know that seed was put their by a doctor, so it can look like jules, now stop it her granmna wes actually a mix looking woman so it will work Sandy Mae, leave bey alone and let them be happy,Michael jackson did it.
Kdub is retardedddddddddddddddd
Nadine says:
OMG…I just remembered. Christie Brinkley & Billy Joel had a baby!
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Demi & Bruce.
This is Jay Z’s way of giving his “husband” a baby.
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And he learned it from Eddie Murphy. Those last two Murphy kids Nicole had and Scary Spice’s seed are REALLY Johnny Gill’s kids! HE is the mammy of those kids! THAT is what Tracey Edmonds knows. THAT is what scared her away. She got there and realized that she was REALLY becoming a sista wife and next thing you know…her and Eddie got an annulment.
someone tell me who Unpredictable is rat nao!
i get a familiar vibe from this person
he/she even typed “smang it”
I thought yall said MiMi carried them twins the longest yall clowned her for being prg so long LOL
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She was waiting on the REAL pappy of those babies to be released! She was waiting on Da Brat to come home…it takes awhile in cases like that.
I found some “age progessed” photos of some other singers children that I think Sandra might like!
One of them gets her
human hand ‘soap’ dispenser“husband” back from vacation tomorrow.CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:
GAGIRL87 says:
I hope she has a heathly pregnancy and the baby comes out fine, I think the baby is gonna be gorgeous imo… First they wanna know why want she have kids NOW that she’s pregnant people calling a “baby” that’s not EVEN born yet ugly this is just sad.. *shaking my head @ this childish chit*
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right! totally disgusting
KDUB u know im on the phone right? ordering yo shyt. they getting tired of making onesies for ur ass…they getting ready 2 upgrade ur crazy to a full on eskimo “i’m getting right into hell” suit..
@HIS
That ain’t nobody but Blu’s cousin.
Demi & Bruce.
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Lawwwd wooo!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I found some “age progessed” photos of some other singers children that I think Sandra might like!
One of them gets her human hand ‘soap’ dispenser “husband” back from vacation tomorrow.
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RIGHT!
now, if she can have normal looking kids, then ANYTHING is possible! 
KDub says:
She gonna go into false labor at the American Music Awards in Nov. 2011…she is going to crown at the Golden Globes in Jan 2012 and that baby is going to be birfed at the 2012 Grammy’s in Feb. Watch what I say…its going to be the longest birthing process (in my ‘Ye voice) “OF ALL TIME!”
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@Man, Blu’s cousin u say? oh.
Doesnt Jay already have a son by the model chick?
and the baby is very handsome.. he looks like his mom 
I honestly think ppl are laughing at the photoshopped pic which is hilarious more than her baby or her being pregnant
Thats mean… I hope she has a happy, healthy baby. I love their chemistry, especially the way he reacted when the camera focused on him after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs!!
Whats the phrase you use when you see an unattractive baby?? I usually say “ahhh well looka that!!”
Unpredictable…. I be knowing *wink*
I know my btchs when they font show up on my screen
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@HIS
That ain’t nobody but Blu’s cousin.
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Why I gotta be all that????? I am not a cousin fugger.
@ Choco…u know we are laughing at everything including Man’s crazy azz. I think he is right because they were at the fertility clinic a few months ago but Sandra won’t respond to my question
Where the hell is Jay’s room mate anyway?
“ahhh well looka that!!”
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I guess the baby shower will be on Prime Time next
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She is going to have a baby shower at every single “Watch The Throne” tour stop.
Live Nation is going to be the host.
That way she will have THOUSANDS in attendance. Every week …sometimes 2-3 times a week…from Oct-Dec.
@JMO, i usually be like “oh what a cute stroller/baby carrier! where u get that from?”
u gotta do that so they get ta yapping bout the store they shop at so they dnt realize u didnt acknowledge the night fighter baby in the stroller
@TY
Damn Bey is aiiiitteee but that damn pic is EFFN GREAT 
Unpredictable says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@HIS
That ain’t nobody but Blu’s cousin.
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Why I gotta be all that????? I am not a cousin fugger.
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I KNOW KDUB SAW ME TYPE @ HER ASS!
hey Choc, Ty and WCC
Hey His
ValerieB1
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Lil Juelz is funny looking, he look exactly like that cartoon from off MAD
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I love Lil Juelz, I think he is adorable.
Oh sowwy @His
Can you send it to Tina Knowles after you order it? I know she is busy making the ugliest fuggin baby booties EVER for Bey’s baby…but hopefully she can squeeze me in for a glitter and bedazzled Eskimo suit…
Her address is:
Tacky T. Knowles
2 Make Ugly Clothing On Stage and Off Way
Houston, TX Whatever that zip may be…IDK.
His_Mommy623 says:
@JMO, i usually be like “oh what a cute stroller/baby carrier! where u get that from?”
u gotta do that so they get ta yapping bout the store they shop at so they dnt realize u didnt acknowledge the night fighter baby in the stroller
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lmao @ night fighter
@Kdub..Tina can wave her bedazzler and make anything happen just make a wish
Sandra! tisk tisk tisk….
that baby will have sooo much love from his or parents. that all that matter, you got sum folks putting babies in microwaves, throwing them off bridges, etc.. so what the lil fella look like he will be love by to people who love themselves just as much go bey and jay
Tina can wave her bedazzler and make anything happen just make a wish —————————————
Her azz already look like an extra from Witches of Eastwick…she was a glitter fairy. I was done with Celestina when she had Kelly Rowland azz in the early Destiny’s Chiren days wearing a tan suede short suit with a suede vest thing…with some suede cuffy thangs on her wrist…with some fringes hanging from them. All I kept asking myself was how the cuff things work…were they slip on…were they velcro? I mean she did not have no SLEEVES so why the CUFFS? Looking like a cow girl the stroll. Why Tina…WHY???
Oh Auntie
Personally I don’t call folks babies cute unless they really are. I say Awwwww da baby and start playing with their feet or something
#aintmyfault
I hope Bey stayes off the blogs while on maternity leave. I know she has probably developed a tough skin when it comes to gossip but being in this delicate condition might make her emotional and if she saw the things written about her and her seed I could imagine it would hurt. Wow people are really mean
I think their baby will be beautiful. And a lil boy that looks like Jay would be awesome. He would love a mini me I bet.
Hubby think Bey is gonna spread with this baby
LQQKS In …
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mrsloveleigh says:
I hope Bey stayes off the blogs while on maternity leave. I know she has probably developed a tough skin when it comes to gossip but being in this delicate condition might make her emotional and if she saw the things written about her and her seed I could imagine it would hurt. Wow people are really mean
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clearly, she shouldnt take it personally.. everybody that says horrible things about her would probably kill themselves to be her, or in her shoes
Stevie wonder can see that its just your typical haters.. they hate every thing 
mrsloveleigh says:
I think their baby will be beautiful. And a lil boy that looks like Jay would be awesome. He would love a mini me I bet.
Hubby think Bey is gonna spread with this baby
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she looked so skinty on the show.. she’s probably gonna be like those hollywood moms who monitors their weight throughout the pregnancy
Stevie wonder can see
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OMGEE….did SOMEBODY say Stevie WONDER…I might have time for a braille email…
@WestCoast hubby thinks i’m crazy for caring about her or her pregnancy lol. But I LOVE babies and think pregnancy is beautiful and they looked sooo happy. My hubby looked at me like that when i was carrying our son–pure love.I really wish them the best and wish peeps would stop being so facetious
@ WCC…They said that baby belongs to video director Benny Boom NOT Jay.
I heard the only kid Jay was supposed to have was miscarried or stillborn or something.
Does anyone truly believe that Bey is pregnant for someone else and Jay is just there playing fool? Most might think he’s ugly but he is a wanted man. He could do just as good as Bey again and again
@LoveLeigh…I’ve seen/heard a few ppl accuse her bodyguard.
WestCoast says: she looked so skinty on the show.. she’s probably gonna be like those hollywood moms who monitors their weight throughout the pregnancy
on the cool she probably should. she might still be a lil morning sick. I was “morning sick” morning noon and night for 4 months
Dimpz says: LoveLeigh…I’ve seen/heard a few ppl accuse her bodyguard
those rumors have been around since he started working for her. It’s been the bodyguard, the director. I know it’s hard to believe but some of us southern girls keep our values lol. I’m not in their marriage but it doesn’t appear that way to me
I never heard southern girls were trollops. I thought they always claimed that about us up norff girls.
I never heard girls from up North were hoeish. I’ve heard they can be triffling though. But that can be any woman from anywhere. See we learn something new everyday lol
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ WCC…They said that baby belongs to video director Benny Boom NOT Jay. I heard the only kid Jay was supposed to have was miscarried or stillborn or something.
mrsloveleigh says:
Hubby thinks i’m crazy for caring about her or her pregnancy lol. But I LOVE babies and think pregnancy is beautiful and they looked sooo happy. My hubby looked at me like that when i was carrying our son–pure love.I really wish them the best and wish peeps would stop being so facetious
YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK MRSLOVELEIGH
I have the same sentiments
That picture above is just dumb!
Thanks ChaCha. I feel like I’m having a sympathetic pregnancy cause i am emotional for her lol….before someone takes the sympathy pregnancy comment and runs with it I was joking. I will not be craving pickles or gaining weight with her lol. I just know what the experience is like
wow Sandra, now youre just pathetic. It was by far pathetic and ridiculous for you as a supposedly respected blogger to even put this up. How mature.
I swear I can’t stop laughing at this pic!! OMG! **i can’t breath, help me, help me**
mrsloveleigh says:
Thanks ChaCha. I feel like I’m having a sympathetic pregnancy cause i am emotional for her lol….before someone takes the sympathy pregnancy comment and runs with it I was joking. I will not be craving pickles or gaining weight with her lol. I just know what the experience is like
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW *rubs your e belly
tintin1979 says:
wow Sandra, now youre just pathetic.
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It’s called freedom of speech. I’m sorry you feel that way.
yall not i’ve not much love for sandra rose, but i had to laugh at this post…let’s just hope the baby will have his mothers genes!!
@ tintin1979
What you getting so upset for? This picture have been circulating for years. Dont blame Sandra blame the person who created it
Jay cute to me!
me too Valerie!!! I’ve always been taken by him.
@Secret not to speak for TinTin but it’s more so about the words written not the pic. I even think the pic is funny. It’s the scathing words
LOL..is all I can muster…may be funny if it wasn’t so ignant…baby can’t help who he/she looks like…and I’m sure it don’t matter because that baby’s pockets are already deeper than ours in the womb…#IJS
BTW heeyyy ya’ll!