Last night was the season premiere of “Dancing With the Stars” on ABC, featuring the first transgender dancer and TV’s favorite defense attorney.

Following the first round of dances, Nancy Grace, Ron Artest of the LA Lakers, Khloe’s younger brother Rob Kardashian, and transgender Chaz Bono are all tied for dead last in the competition. One of them will go home tonight.

It”s hard to say which one out of the four was the worst dancer. But since they are all novices at it, they deserve kudos for at least stepping up to bat.

Chaz’s introduction was a slap in the face to the supporters who said children wouldn’t know whether she was a male or female.

As the producers flashed a cute pic of her as a little girl, Bono mentioned that she was born a female, and now thinks she’s a man, despite retaining her female productive organs.

Good luck explaining that one to your kids!

Watch the videos of the first dances after the break.

Nancy Grace

Chaz Bono

Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke do the Viennese Waltz

Ron Artest