Last night was the season premiere of "Dancing With the Stars" on ABC, featuring the first transgender dancer and TV's favorite defense attorney.

Following the first round of dances, Nancy Grace, Ron Artest of the LA Lakers, Khloe's younger brother Rob Kardashian, and transgender Chaz Bono are all tied for dead last in the competition. One of them will go home tonight.

It''s hard to say which one out of the four was the worst dancer. But since they are all novices at it, they deserve kudos for at least stepping up to bat.

Chaz's introduction was a slap in the face to the supporters who said children wouldn't know whether she was a male or female.

As the producers flashed a cute pic of her as a little girl, Bono mentioned that she was born a female, and now thinks she's a man, despite retaining her female productive organs.

Good luck explaining that one to your kids!

Watch the videos of the first dances after the break.

Nancy Grace

Chaz Bono

Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke do the Viennese Waltz

Ron Artest

  • LadeeA

    :no: Nancy, please :no:

  • Honycoatd

    :lol:

    At least they tried something new :embarass:

  • Eb

    Ron Artest :blink:

  • vero

    I'm not even going to watch that !

  • http://youtu.be/SyzcW8ZVnsc melissak380

    I dont really care enough to watch :shrug:

    :wave: morning yall!

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    :wail: Don't you ever allow me to watch any of those :cuss: again! I'm :ban: myself until the next post.

  • cheeks8683

    I was watching the singoff :coffee: Afroblue was OFF THE CHAIN! This girl who was in the group had this gorgeous auburn hair that I just wanted to chop off and bag!

  • Anna

    Chaz didn't do that bad, it was his weight that was distracting.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    can't watch it at work.... and @Sandra, I knew they were going to pull that mess...that's why I always remained neutral about the topic...

  • pointhimout

    oh wow, my new boo Ron was on last night? Ok, I gotta do better and watch this next week.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    LadeeA says:

    :no: Nancy, please
    _______________

    Black men love big busted, voluptuous women like Nancy :lol:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Cheek

    another singing competition show? Never heard of it.

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    Lol...I died when Ron Artest started. He surprised me though.
    Rob Kardashian was better than I thought....
    I love Nancy but she is a stiff as a board

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ Tainted_Love:

    Ron was as stiff as concrete! His 2 left feet kept getting in the way of each other :lol:

  • Honycoatd

    Ron Artest looks like a cleaner and bigger version of Dennis Rodman.

    :thinking: Ron butt is nice and firm tho :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    Sorry I missed this...I was watching a very important show called BBQ Wives....which was pure fukkery last night....

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    @Sandra
    Lol.! He's facially expressions sold the performance

    What did you think about Chaz's performance?

  • Rightclaw

    This might have been intentional, but you forgot to mention Elisabetta. She only got a 15, and I suspect she's going to get the boot since she has no fans.

  • cheeks8683

    @ Cheek

    another singing competition show? Never heard of it.
    ____________________________________________________

    This is season 3 of Sing-off...I believe it normally only comes on during the holidays. Last season was aired during Christmas on NBC. It only lasts about a month because they eliminate like 2 choirs per show and they dont start off with that many in the first place. I have ADD so fast paced seasons work best for me :thumbssup: The only shows I watch religiously is Project Runway and the Office

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    It would be wonderful if Nancy Grace embarrassed herself.

  • LadeeA

    :danban: <------ Artest

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA
    "Black men love big busted, voluptuous women like Nancy "
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    I swear when I saw that pic of Nancy I was thinking that I didn't know she had such nice tits.

  • Honycoatd

    @ cheek

    Is it good? I don't watch much tv so that explains why I never saw it.

    I love Project Runway, I usually watch it online.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    @Man
    Draya got semi-nude for you on BBQ Wives last night...you would have enjoyed it...

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHIBY
    "I was watching a very important show called BBQ Wives….which was pure fukkery last night…."
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    Did Draya get naked or do any girl-on-girl stuff?
    :coffee:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Man

    You can add her to your flock of sheep.

  • Anna

    Rightclaw says:

    This might have been intentional, but you forgot to mention Elisabetta. She only got a 15, and I suspect she’s going to get the boot since she has no fans.
    ~~~~~~
    I think she won some fans last night. She did a good job.

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHIBY
    "Draya got semi-nude for you on BBQ Wives last night…you would have enjoyed it…"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    Babe, you know JUST how I think! :lol:

    What was she semi-nude for? She needs her own show of some sort.

  • Mamacita

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @SANDRA
    “Black men love big busted, voluptuous women like Nancy ”
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    I swear when I saw that pic of Nancy I was thinking that I didn’t know she had such nice tits.

    -----

    :hahaha: Only you Man...

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    It would be wonderful if Nancy Grace embarrassed herself.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :cosign: I HATE THAT OL' CRISPY CREAMY AZZ, HAVING CHILDREN IN HER 60'S AZZ BASTARD!

    :rofl:

  • lady_cn

    Nancy :no: Please vote her off so I don't have to see her do that again. I couldn't finish the video, it was too painful.

    Chaz Was ok, although I felt a wee bit uncomfortable. She danced like a lady to me though...Oh wait, she is one :shrugs:

    Rob was surprisingly decent. I still have a little crush on him.

    Ron :no: That was a mess. I can't think of any other words to describe it but a mess.

  • cheeks8683

    @ cheek

    Is it good? I don’t watch much tv so that explains why I never saw it.

    I love Project Runway, I usually watch it online.
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    I enjoy it...I sing in a group so its a musicians show...I noticed that alot of groups had pitch problems tho and I have a thing about pitch :nono:. Dont u just love Anya on Project Runway? I have to say I enjoy Josh too! When he told Bert that he was closer to death then he was I was :rofl:

  • LadeeA

    I'm hungry :cry: What's for breakfast Auntie?! Please no mo drag queens, they looked dried and crackly as hayle. Make up wasn't even tight..

  • Honycoatd

    Nancy tetas are huge!

    I had to go look again :coffee:

    Ron Artest looked so damn tall * I know he is already tall in someway he is a BB player*, his partner was there praying she didn't get trapped under his leg

  • Honycoatd

    @ cheek

    :lol: :yes:

    I have to check out this sign off. I am looking for it online now.
    I am no singer but I like singing :lol:

    I am one of those that sings and don't give a flying high five fluck.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    Did Draya get naked or do any girl-on-girl stuff?
    :coffee:
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    No but she did get her cooch waxed while her friends watched, which I thought was kinda weird. She had a photoshoot in some lingire...she was killing me talking about "I'm a professional!" As in model.... :nono: bew you is a professtional whore....

    But I still like her....

  • NaijaGal

    *runs through the fields towards Tatted so we can embrace and twirl*

  • Daisy

    This is my first season NOT watching since the show started the cast sucks :nono: Hope they do better next year. #teamdance :cheer:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Naija

    You see my tatted before no :cry: :stop:

    @Tattedcutiebooski

    Hi mami :kiss: Good morning

  • Honycoatd

    @ Chiby

    You never get naked in front of your friends?

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    *while running towards Naija through the fields so we can embrace and twirl, I accidentally trip on the long, flowing sundress that Naija is wearing, that's blowing in the wind*

    Did you do that on purpose, Naija? :waiting:

  • Honycoatd

    It is just TumTum, it comes in different size, color, shape, scent and chit of that sort :coffee:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Hey Honycoatd cara-mel tits! :kiss:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    Honycoatd says:

    @ Chiby

    You never get naked in front of your friends?
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    I havent dont that in a long time....AND changing clothes is one thing...but getting my cooch waxed in from of them is different...

  • candibfly

    i enjoy the sing off as well :whistle: <-- me singing off key

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHIBY
    "No but she did get her cooch waxed while her friends watched, which I thought was kinda weird. She had a photoshoot in some lingire…she was killing me talking about “I’m a professional!” As in model…. bew you is a professtional whore….

    But I still like her…."
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Puzzy waxed all clean and stuff. Draya is such a lady. :heart: I bet her friends enjoyed watching that! :yes:

    If you get paid to do something, you are a "professional" so she is a professional model. :yes:

  • Honycoatd

    Why these people don't get it that I am on paid bed rest aka medical leave and that means they should not email, call or text me about chit I need to review at work.

  • NaijaGal

    @Tatted it was @Honycoated trying to sabotage our love :wink:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Man

    :vomit: You are definitely "The Hoe Spokesperson"

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    @CHIBY
    “No but she did get her cooch waxed while her friends watched, which I thought was kinda weird. She had a photoshoot in some lingire…she was killing me talking about “I’m a professional!” As in model…. bew you is a professtional whore….

    But I still like her….”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Puzzy waxed all clean and stuff. Draya is such a lady. I bet her friends enjoyed watching that!

    If you get paid to do something, you are a “professional” so she is a professional model.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    PLUS, how ya'll know she ain't a retired whore? :waiting: :shrugs:

  • cheeks8683

    @ cheek

    I have to check out this sign off. I am looking for it online now.
    I am no singer but I like singing

    I am one of those that sings and don’t give a flying high five fluck.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Shooot let the Lord use ya! lol I just hate when people sing out of their range in a competition...Louder and higher does not mean better :nono:

  • Honycoatd

    << hid under Naija long ass sundress train

    *pinches Tatted toes and rub her thighs*

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Naija - I figured that. I'm flattered though! She went through ALL THAT just to sabatoge us??? :nono:

    I :heart: both of you! :yes:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    @SandraRose

    There will be no Clemancy for Troy Davis....

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Hony & Naija :stop: DON'T FIGHT! TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU, THERE IS ENOUGH TO GO AROUND! TRUST ME!!

  • Honycoatd

    @ Cheek

    I am guilt of that. My children always tells me "Mommy you listen and let me sing because I sing better" :sad: Always hurting my feelings and chit, singing is a passion and I don't care if I am good or not #teamgangstasingers

  • pointhimout

    NUMBER 15 say that again. yes it is, it is I tell you. Kimsha, you lucky broad you. #FISH

  • NaijaGal

    @Honycoatd :rofl: you are too fun

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Hayyyyeee Tatted!
    :kiss: to find out if the lipstick taste like peaches

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ WUT - that is sad! :wail:

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @HONY COATED
    " You are definitely “The Hoe Spokesperson”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :nono:
    Maybe the "Fine Bytch Spokesperson" but I don't rep for hoes. :no:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Tatted

    I am first, second and last not enough to give Naija some #greedy

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Heeeeey WUT - it takes like Orange! :kiss:

  • NaijaGal

    @Tatted :kiss: you're so delectable...ummm I mean compromising :biggrin:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Naija I might let you get some on your fingers, since your name is close to my daughter's name. Her name is Naajah.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    PLUS, how ya’ll know she ain’t a retired whore? :waiting: :shrugs:
    _______________________________________________________
    She could be :lol: But she was killing me talking about she a professional model doing King magazine and chit...

  • Honycoatd

    @ Point

    I like a firm butt so I am slap it :whip:

  • hotmess

    how could he/she cute her breast off and keep her Pu$$y. doesn't make since and she said she was keeping that slip between her legs

  • Ms. Everything

    Real men don't have vaginas :coffee:---> really tea. I don't watch this crap, never have, but I really hope Chaz gets sent home so I don't have to see her big confused face anymore (it won't happen but I can still dream)

    No comment on Ron and that hair... of all the contestants I hope David Arquette wins (I've always liked him) I'll be rooting for him far away from my tv though

  • vero

    Hony you sound horny as hell :lol:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Heeeeey WUT – it takes like Orange!

    -------------------
    MMMMM OOOORANGES.... I'll never eat another one the same :biggrin:
    I missed talking to you and everyone! My boss has been on one lately! So if I don't respond to a comment, it's prolly cuz I am knee deep in werk!!! :mad:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Vero

    I am horny most of the time even during sleep.

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    :think:

    What restroom does Chaz use?

  • Honycoatd

    @ Vero

    As my mum would tell me, its my coolie blood that makes me want to horn everything.

  • Honycoatd

    @ Man

    A potty. The law allows him or her to use which ever they identify them self with.

  • cheeks8683

    I refuse to be drawn into the basketball wives mayham!!!! Nooooooo! I refuse to watch!

    @Honycoatd its ok...My cousin does that...I just turn up the music to drown her out :) But when it comes to my beloved Donny Hathaway NOBODY better try any duets, I'll tell somebody to hush and press repeat to start the song over lol

  • Bootcampgirl

    PLUS, how ya’ll know she ain’t a retired whore?<----- :kona:

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @HONY
    "A potty. The law allows him or her to use which ever they identify them self with."
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :blink:
    ¿¿¿ :wtf: ???

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    What restroom does Chaz use?

    --------------------
    The one that has both the man/woman on the door... :coffee: Either that or she squats at the latrine :shrug:

  • Honycoatd

    Off topic:

    My sister keeps spanking her little 2 year old because she loves to play with her TumTum and show people. I told my sister that she is not getting any satisfaction because she is just discovering herself but this chick does not believe me.

    How can this chick call me for advice but when I tell her she tells me I don't know what I'm talking about. #ignoringallhercallsfortheday

  • Ms. Everything

    Man you didn't know transgender people can use any bathroom?? I don't think it's law in all states but it is in quite a few... I don't think most people care about the women using the men's room but it's caused a few issues with men going into women's restrooms and saying they're going through the change and whatnot especially since most children use the women's bathroom in public.

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    vero says:

    Hony you sound horny as hell

    ----------------
    I think it has something to do with a particular piercings I read she has in a previous post :yes:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Man

    Go look it up!

    @ Cheeks

    I am one of those singers that dances and sings while she drives with neckrolls and all and hand fanning.

  • missmiami

    I PURPOSELY DIDNT WATCH. SHE USED THE SHOW AS HER PERSONAL PLATFORM & THEY ALLOWED IT.

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Honycoatd says:

    Off topic:

    My sister keeps spanking her little 2 year old because she loves to play with her TumTum and show people. I told my sister that she is not getting any satisfaction because she is just discovering herself but this chick does not believe me.

    How can this chick call me for advice but when I tell her she tells me I don’t know what I’m talking about. #ignoringallhercallsfortheday
    -------------------------
    :shocked: Okay Her tum tum is that a new word for kitty kat? Because when my baby was little she would throw her dress over her head and I would say "Put your dress down stop showing your tum tum!" I thought that meant her little tummy not her itty kitty! :ashamed:

  • cheeks8683

    My sister keeps spanking her little 2 year old because she loves to play with her TumTum and show people. I told my sister that she is not getting any satisfaction because she is just discovering herself but this chick does not believe me.

    How can this chick call me for advice but when I tell her she tells me I don’t know what I’m talking about. #ignoringallhercallsfortheday
    ________________________________________________________________

    I'm kinda concerned that the baby is doing that tho :blink: I think I'd spank her too...I'd be afraid that a perv might catch a hold of her :(

  • Honycoatd

    @ Wut

    That is part of it but even when I take it out, I am still horny. In all honesty, I come from a family with alot of horny. My dad has 13 children and my mum has 6. My dad had his first at 14 and her mum was 18. They can't keep it in their pants.

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @MS. EVERYTHING
    "Man you didn’t know transgender people can use any bathroom?? I don’t think it’s law in all states but it is in quite a few… I don’t think most people care about the women using the men’s room but it’s caused a few issues with men going into women’s restrooms and saying they’re going through the change and whatnot especially since most children use the women’s bathroom in public."
    __________________________________________________________________________

    No, I'm not really familiar with current transgender ettiquette. :shrugs:

    You know ain't know way in hail they would let no grown azz man go into the ladies the restroom talkin bout they goin "change their gender in the near future" and chit like that. That don't even sound right...

  • Ms. Everything

    and just in case someone is sensitive I don't have an issue with them using the women bathroom themselves but with the pervs who may or may not take advantage of the law in the presence of children... but I go in the bathroom with my kids always and my son, who is now at the age where he feels going to the girls room isn't manly enough for me, gets embarrassed because before he uses the men's room I walk in, announce myself, and check out the stalls before going back out and standing outside the doorway... and if someone is in the stall than mommy stands at the bathroom door with it wide open (so I can watch the girls and him at the same time) and will look at folks crazy if they try giving me the sideeye. Most don't once they realize there is a child in the bathroom and those that do walk away after I give them the mama look :shrugs:

  • kahmmillion

    Wow, they are really trying to convert everyone...they are trying to get to the little kids now.

    Off Topic -

    From what I hear, they can transplant one woman's reproductive organs to another barren woman and she can thereby have a child. (Is this correct Nurse Sandra?) If so, what are the odds of them finding a way to try to have men get preggers and have babies? (Like Twins - the movie).

  • kahmmillion

    Nancy looks like a bid ole pillow pet.

  • Ms. Everything

    Man there was a big case in I want to say Colorado (maybe? it was a few years ago) over that same situation... now a black man is another story cause you know yall held to a different standard :rolleyes: but yeah, depending on the state, a man or woman in the midst of hormonal therapy for gender transformation (however they say it) is allowed to use the restroom of their choosing.

  • Honycoatd

    @ Wut

    No, tumtum is her kitty. My daughters call it their tumtum so I do too.

    @ cheeks

    she is just discovering herself but my sister is saying she is doing it at daycare and she took her to the doctor and they even told her she is fine that kids does it but she doesn't believe me. All my children played with them-self and they are out of that stage now. My sister is just a cocky bitch and takes everything out of proportion like she should call what people think.

  • Ms. Everything

    A man would have to be an idiot and a fool to willingly choose to birth a baby... hell I'm a woman, with children, and I find childbirth to be the most disgusting and inhumane process on the planet. There's nothing attractive or rewarding about pushing a 6 pound + living creature out of your twat :hurl:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Honycoatd says:

    @ Wut

    That is part of it but even when I take it out, I am still horny. In all honesty, I come from a family with alot of horny. My dad has 13 children and my mum has 6. My dad had his first at 14 and her mum was 18. They can’t keep it in their pants.
    ------------------------
    :think: are we related? My mom had her first at 13 my dad at 18. Together I have 17 brothers and sister.... :ashamed:
    *whispers* "My man gets very little sleep: :grin:

  • WUTWUZMISSIN!

    Honycoatd says:

    @ Wut

    No, tumtum is her kitty. My daughters call it their tumtum so I do too.

    @ cheeks

    she is just discovering herself but my sister is saying she is doing it at daycare and she took her to the doctor and they even told her she is fine that kids does it but she doesn’t believe me. All my children played with them-self and they are out of that stage now. My sister is just a cocky bitch and takes everything out of proportion like she should call what people think.
    ----------------------------------
    My son use to sit on the couch with his thumb in his mouth and hand in his pants and twirl his winker! LOL The best way to get them out of the habit is to distract them with something else to "Play" with! We have to remember we are born with feelings all over! So new feeling especially good ones, baby gravitate to.

  • cheeks8683

    @ cheeks

    she is just discovering herself but my sister is saying she is doing it at daycare and she took her to the doctor and they even told her she is fine that kids does it but she doesn’t believe me. All my children played with them-self and they are out of that stage now. My sister is just a cocky bitch and takes everything out of proportion like she should call what people think.
    __________________________________________________________________

    Ok well if its just a daycare thing lol...OMG I get so worried when it comes to kids...I dont have any but I imagine when I doI will have a dang ankle monitor on it at all times :rofl:

    Regarding the trangender issue.....Ummmm dont the men have stalls still in their bathrooms? I hope the Chaz shemales of the word still have since to use them instead of fronting. And I agree with what someone said earlier about Chaz using the show as its personal platform.... I'm sorry call me old school but I just get so angry everytime they say him when referring to it...Chaz still has female organs, she can still have a friggin baby! Chaz then want to get mad when not thinking of it as one of the fellas...no ma'am I cant come to you about the male perspective on things because u still have natural hormones that make u have a female perspective...U are just a female that likes othr females and like I said Friday, u just got lazy/sloopy so u became a man!

  • Honycoatd

    @ Wut

    Darn it, Are we related? :lol: It is genetics after a certain point, I really can't help it. My mum dad is even worse with over 30 children in about 9 countries. He has no shame about it and my mum has kept some in weird ways.

    And thanks for the idea let me tell her to get her a new toys, she is normally super excited over new things so that might help. :hug: :thankyou:

    @ Cheeks

    As long as she is not scratching. She is just pulling at it #innocentlittlebaby

  • vero

    :rofl: @HoRny and Wut .... i'm guilty of it too :oops:

  • Anna

    kahmmillion says:

    Wow, they are really trying to convert everyone…they are trying to get to the little kids now.

    Off Topic -

    From what I hear, they can transplant one woman’s reproductive organs to another barren woman and she can thereby have a child.
    ~~~~~~~
    There was a twin who was unable to reproduce, her sister donated her uterus. I don't remember how it worked, if it was the whole uterus or some of it and it regenerated, but she did get pregnant.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ missmiami: and attention-seeking Chaz doesn't care that it's being used to boost the show's ratings. :no:

  • Bella770

    Im pulling for Chaz Bono! If he stays, he will do like Kirstie Alley and lose a mess of weight then he will be able to look down and see his puzzy!! :lick:

  • MzDetermined

    This is some BS, everybody was a hot mess!!!

  • ssweetheart85

    Attention whoring at its best! I still don't get the whole Chaz Bono thing. The only reason IT is on Dancing with the Stars is to increase the show's ratings. Otherwise, that show and its producers, etc could careless about Chaz.

  • datsmdubya2u

    How can Chaz say she's a man when she only got her top done. I mean all she did was cut her :boobs: off. If a woman loses her breasts to cancer is she now a man?

    And Sandra you are right about the kids. If they didn't notice at first they noticed when she gave that long azz explanation.