Beyonce and her magically disappearing baby bump

Sandra Rose September 12, 2011

Saloon singer Beyonce, 30, and her husband, aging rap mogul Jay Z, 42, alerted the paparazzi to the fact that they would be strolling hand-in-hand outside the Locanda Verde restaurant in New York’s Tribeca section yesterday. Beyonce wore a top made of loose fitting material to disguise her now you see it, now you don’t baby bump, which doesn’t look nearly as large as it did when the two vacationed in Croatia last week.

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kingstonn

this again?
http://youtu.be/vbqI2EApq3I melissak380

Saloon singer Beyonce, 30, and her husband, aging rap mogul Jay Z, 42
http://youtu.be/vbqI2EApq3I melissak380

And again!
cocoa49

sigh….here we go again
CG
http://myspace.com/foxybrown411 LADYWOODS

Sandra,

I am not a beyonce fan in the least but there are tell tell signs that show that girl IS pregnant. I.E. her chubby face, non skin tight clothes,
her mom boobs and the fact that she has on flats… sorry i cant concur…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

<<<ALLL THIS FOR U AUNTIE _/ AND A DOZEN OF THESE TOO!!!
GAGIRL87

Sandra :stop: it now hating isn’t a good look on you at all boo boo

Look at my favorite couple besides Tiny and Ti no really I’m serious…

I bet Bey was like lets make this a major performance and why not announce my pregnancy in the process. People say I’m to private so let’s do this for the fans and the people. :stop: guess what happened it backfired and now she’s not gonna show her baby bump anymore she’s gonna hide it amongst big clothing thanks alot Sandy
renegadesince1985

Bey looks cute! I like those shorts!
chase

She is preggo look at those maturing boobs, mine were the same when I was with child.
kingstonn

wow, her boobs did get bigger! and she is wearing flats. when has she ever worn flats? not even to the damn beach! there’s your proof.
Al-Ameera

bwahahaha Sandra please stop…I can’t take it no more Oh my Im just DEAD! LOL

Hey Sunshine!!!!
Al-Ameera

The saloon singer part just has me DWL
DS1

LOL @ Saloon Singer….aunty girrrrl you are messy. Bey looks radiant. Wish her a safe and healthy pregnancy
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

“Saloon singer Beyonce, and her husband, aging rap mogul Jay Z,”
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

wait did she get implants or is that the pregnancy?
Yall still crazy

saloon singer
ohpretty1

They looks really happy in that photo.
CivilEngineer

Bey looks pretty and them tittays are full
CG

@ O’Honey: It looks like implants plus pregancy.

One thing I will say about Beyonce is that she has had some amazing plastic surgery done. Big ups to her for choosing a great surgeon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Did SR just call that bish a Saloon singer??????

#icant
CG

*pregnancy

My bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Ohoney!!!! Hey lady
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

I love that shirt Bey! She looks relaxed, happy and refreshed.
KayCeiSoul

Good Morning

I’m feeling that color on her, and I love those shorts, hayle, actually the whole hook up looks really cute.
Mother Jefferson

@ saloon singer, I cant
Creamychic

I see her bump sandra, and she in flats that is not normal for her, let her be preggos… just let her be, she seems sooooooo happy. i dont listen to her or Jay music, but i will respect their ccovenant, and they seems so in love…
lashellebelle

I WANT THAT SHIRT BEY!!! Gimme!!!
Don’t lactate on it though!!
And if her tummy “magically disappeared” it must have reappeared in her boobies!!!!!!
jazzyiest

Sandra you can stop with this already.

Something that’s not “magically disappearing” are those da** tittay balls. They just keep growing, and growing, and growing. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

i caint take it no mo T_T
jazi65

she is glowing…minus the sideshow bob hair & goofy grin
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

Hey @Unpredictable, did you see me deny your access last night?
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

This pic of Beyonce is making me thirsty!
Mamacita

Oh dear GAWD! :strangle: <—-can we get one of those please?!?!?!

Sandra you are more excited than the stans are about this aren't you? I guess we can expect a post everyday until the child is born???? Stop the madness!

She looks cute! They look so happy and carefree.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

THEY DO LOOK SOO HAPPY THO I LOOOVE HOW AUNTIE HATES AND TALKS MAD BOO BOO ABOUT THE CELEBS THAT HAVE HAPPY LIVES AND CELEBS LIKE FUK UP T.I AND TINY ARE HER GODS MONEY TALKS BAAAAYBAAY!!!
Spicy_Ma

I love me some Jay-Z and Beyonce, but this is the 1st time ever I have seen him hold her hand while they were walking anywhere.

So, Jaz-Z she has to carry your baby for you to show some affection!
chocalatecity29

Seriously Sandra, what is wrong with you???
Creamychic

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

THEY DO LOOK SOO HAPPY THO I LOOOVE HOW AUNTIE HATES AND TALKS MAD BOO BOO ABOUT THE CELEBS THAT HAVE HAPPY LIVES AND CELEBS LIKE FUK UP T.I AND TINY ARE HER GODS MONEY TALKS BAAAAYBAAY!!!

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DoNotDeleteMe

She looks very pretty. ***but that hair***
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Seriously Sandra, what is wrong with you???

^^^ GET IN LINE FOR THAT PREGUNTA… SHE TALKS MAD CHIT ABOUT BEY WONDER WHAT SHE DID TO AUNTIE I MEMBER WEN AUNTIE WAS ALL POSITIVE ABOUT RIRI THEN RIRI WENT OFF ON HER AZZ AND AUNTIE TURNED EVIL….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

LASHELLE

I did a Suicide Prevention walk this weekend and it was 3 miles so they decided we’d do zumba to warm up and why did them bishes play the one and only Beyaki song I like “Get Me Bodied” and started doin some of the routine from the video and dont think I didnt take my happy azz to the front and almost forgot where I was!

My mother just put her head down
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@BROWN GET IT!!! BET U DINT HAVE NO CRAMP IN UR LEGS WHILE RUNNING…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

OHoney says:

Hey @Unpredictable, did you see me deny your access last night?
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You denied my access??? I missed that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Laker I paid for it later and let me clarify I did not run I did a brisk walk
chocalatecity29

I know right!…She talk chit about Beyonce but if you google it, then you will see why…..
Smonae80

Bey looks cute & Jay is glowing also,,
Luv this couple
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCALATE U DONT SAY……
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

Yes Unpredictable I sure did when you tried to hop on the bandwagon with Cocoabana and DawnSheen
Brown! I’m having patience with you cause I know your situation but don’t take my kindness for weakness
#MoscatoFridays
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

LMAOOO she sure did deny your access last night…too funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Jay-Z has his lips pouted like he’s about to spit like camels do.

I see Bey is rockin her bullet-proof weave, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

I just got turned on
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@LOLITA SORE HUH **TAKES OUT RUBN OIL** I DECIDED TO GO DANCING LAST WEEKND WELL MY CULO WAS SOO FUKN SORE I WAS ALL SHAKING AZZ THE WHOLE NIGHT CHIT DINT FEEL NOTHING UNTIL THE NEXT MORNING WEN EVEN MY PINKY TOE WAS SORE…. I ENJOYED IT THO!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Cocoabana says:

LMAOOO she sure did deny your access last night…too funny.
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I just saw it.
#nofair
YSoSerious

BEYONCE BABY BUMP WATCH DAY WHATEVER THE FCK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Luscious!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

PREEMIE DYCK NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MAN
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YSO I HATE THAT GRAVI I REALLY DO!!! **SMACKS KOBE FACE WITH ONE OF VANESSAS BOWS**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

MY RIB!!!!!
YSoSerious

@LAKER

You know who won’t let me change it!

YOUKNOWWHO!! :hugs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

just wanna say im SO over this day already!

<~~~~~ ladies please carry me out of here…

please and thank you
texaspaine

@ Sandra can you please post the Jodeci, h-town, and pretty ricki video. I need a laugh today. I would love to see the comments. No more Bey Post
GeminEyez

I think she looks absolutely FAB! I love that look on her and she is blissfully happy and he seems content as well GO HOV n BEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

RESPECT MY MFCKIN AUTHORITIE!!!!!
MzDimplez1123

Jay looks like his boobs got bigger too.

Morning yall! :wave:
vero

Morning everyone (again) and

On topic : I got nothing ! Just don’t like B and could care less !
http://www.msjamerica.com niki

I think she looks soo cute! There’s also a pic of her from the side where you can clearly see her bump. Loving that top!
YSoSerious

DIMPZ!! :hugs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

GeminEyez
are you former military????
MzDimplez1123

YSO!!!!!
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

Did anyone watch the US Open yesterday and witness Serena going OFF on the umpire? I was
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YSO TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME… STILL WOVE U THO
@LOLITA WINNING!!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@DIMPZ HEY LOVE :2dance:
KDub

Jay looks like his boobs got bigger too.
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His camel humps…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Cocoa I heard about it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Good Morning All

Where’s my #ratpack soldiers at?????
belindamays

I think that she is pregnant, they probably made her stomach look bigger at the awards because she didn’t announce that she was pregnant she just indicated that she was, but the proof is in jigga, he’s happy, i have not seen him act this happy, even when they got married he just played it cool but at the awards he was VERY happy, and i bet she has twins just like j-lo and mariah so she wont have to be pregnant again.
KDub

Did anyone watch the US Open yesterday and witness Serena going OFF on the umpire?
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Peeped it on SportsCenter. Ish was classic. But she does it every year. If not at the US Open then some other tourney.

Can take the beads out a heffa head…smdh. Holiday Heart was pointing, neck rolling a lil and everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

BOOMER SOONER!!!!
#random
MzDimplez1123

Lakes!

@ KDub…How you gone send me to the corner before you even speak to me?!
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

She was like, “don’t even LOOK my way!” The umpire was just looking straight forward but yes you cannot take the hood out of the chick SMH
YSoSerious

#RatStacksSalute
#RatNationUnderAGroove
#NoCliqueThough
MzDimplez1123

Morning Unpre! :wave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

*logs off*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@DIMPZ HOW WAS THE WEEKND? THE BF RAN OVER A KITTY THIS WEEKND I SWEAR I SQUEEL SO HARD IT WAS AWWFUL! IT WAS A BABY TOO!!!
MzDimplez1123

Hey Luscious!

@ Lakes….It was ok. Oh NO! Poor baby. The kids didn’t see it did they?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

<< IS DOING A LEBUM SLIDE SHOW TODAY!! THANKS TO YSO AND BROWN!! AND I FOUND ONE WITH NO TEEF JUST GUMS LIKE A BIG OL BABY!! HOLD UP LET ME PUT IT UP!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Hey Dimpz!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

@lakes’ gravi!!!!!
YSoSerious

WHO’S IS IT?!

I SAID…WHO’S IS IT?!?!

#HadAMoment
#CarryOn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

Morning folks! I have no commment on this topic…

@Lakes I want to at ur BF for that…the poor kitty!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@DIMPZ ALEX SAID “MOMMY DID DE KILL THE CAT” I DINT KNOW WHAT TO SAY IT WAS LIKE A DAM SUICIDE ALL U HEARD WAS A BIG MEEEEOW!! AND AND I DONT EVEN WANT TO MEMBER WE CAME BACK TO THE HOUSE AND A DAM DOG WAS SNIFFN ALL OVER THAT DEAD KITTY!!!
CFREE

I like the outfit, other than that I got nothing..
KDub

She was like, “don’t even LOOK my way!” The umpire was just looking straight forward but yes you cannot take the hood out of the chick SMH
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She called the bish a hater. “You’re a hater”

My daddy said he has been waiting for YEARS for one of them Williams girls to go IN on somebody azz with a racket. He SWEARS its gonna happen. He HATED when they ended up playing each other in a tourney…cause it lessens the chance they gonna beat the ish outta somebody
flawless001

I think somebody is “OBSESSED” “SERIOUSLY OBSESSED”
MzDimplez1123

Hey Fefe!

Morning CFree
CFREE

OH Yeah, MOANING FOLKS
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@FEFE I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FUKN CATS COME OUT OF NOWERE ERRTIME WE DRIVE OFF IM USUALLY TELING HIM “SLOW DOWN” THERE IS EVEN A CAT WITH NO TALE THAT GOT RAN OVER BY THE FUKN NEIGHBOOR DONT GET ME WRONG I HATE CATS BUT DAM IT IT WAS SOO TINY AND CUTE… MY SON SAID “DANG DE U RAN OVER CAT… OH WELL U TOLD HIM TO MOVE.. MOMMY I DONT WANT A PUPPY NO MORE”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@Dimpz

:2dance:
CFREE

‘s MZD
brenden

Yea she’s def preggers…Lookin more and more like her mama daily…Heres to hoping she dnt get that haaaarrrrrgh look like her. That I always look mean look. That I’m constipated look. That charmed one (witch) look…I wish my wife looked like her mama during her 8 pregnancies. Nope. Took on the characteristics of her Dad. Her chest hair got thicker. A Black ring formed around her neck…And the cravings.smh…I once woke up at 3am to find this heffa firing up the hibachi with our pet guinea pig marinating in lemon pepper. She tried to say she was giving him some sort of rodent spa treatment that would bring out the luster in his fur,,,but I never bought that excuse. Poor fluffy…Anyway, Good morning to everyone accept what’s her face
Mrs2gud4ya

OMG!!!!!! Sandra, I love your blog too death but it looks to me that you are soooooooooooooooooooooooo pressed! I hope when the egg is hatched that they name you God Mother so you can have something else to talk about. If she got rich off how many times you said something negative about her, then she wouldn’t need to sing another note! LMAO! BTW-No I’m not a Beyonce STAN, I always thought Michelle Williams had the best voice/range out of the DC3 unit….Too bad my fav doesn’t have money like Bey to pay for great writing/producing.

PS. Thank God she finally got pregnant so Juelz can have a little cousin to play with before he turns 21! It feels like Solange had him 20 years ago.
Creamychic

KDub says:

Jay looks like his boobs got bigger too.
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His camel humps…

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I want u to shut up
MzDimplez1123

@ Daddy Dubbs
GeminEyez

Luscious NO but I work for the MILITARY
KDub

@Lakes my uncle TRAUMATIZED me when I was lil. Hit a dog in the road. All you heard was a woof and then felt a HUGE *thump* Then..he put the car in reverse and ran it BACK over. Why? Cause if he didn’t kill it the first time he wanted to put it out of its misery. He said he knew for sure that dog was fatal and…well I went home and told my momma and she cussed him OUT. I will NEVER forget that ish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

So Serena called the ump unattractive?????
Oh the irony
vero

@Brenden
brenden

*except*
OutsidetheBox

Too cute, Bey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@Lakes…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

GEMINEYEZ
I thought you were someone else
OutsidetheBox

Wait…why the fuck I saw a #ratstackssalute?

CTFU! I didnt wanna read (back read, at least) comments. I lost my glasses and I’m all squinty. *deep sigh*
CFREE

That darn Brenden!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@KDUB MY MOM HAS LOST COUNT ON HOW MANY SQUIRLS SHE RAN OVER IT WAS AWWFUL THO I SAW THE KITTY RIGHT INFRONT OF THE CAR HE HONK TO MAKE IT MOVE AND WE THOUGHT HE MOVED… UMM NO HE GOT RIGHT UNDERNEATH ONE TIRE IT WAS A HUGE BUMP…..
lashellebelle

I did a Suicide Prevention walk this weekend and it was 3 miles so they decided we’d do zumba to warm up and why did them bishes play the one and only Beyaki song I like “Get Me Bodied” and started doin some of the routine from the video and dont think I didnt take my happy azz to the front and almost forgot where I was!

My mother just put her head down

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Mornin’ Luscious!!!!! Did you drop down low & sweep the flo’ w/ it?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@OTB OMG HEWO SKRANGER
<< DONT WORRY HE WONT BITE… MIGHT NIBBLE IN UR EAR THO!!
MzDimplez1123

NO this fool did NOT call Tina Knowles “Charmed”!
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

*Peeps head out of kangaroo pouch….

What y’all up to today? I don’t feel ike being foolsih today… I like the outfit Beyonce has on…the color is very nice.
OutsidetheBox

Hey Lakes!

And I like the biters. #lovehurts
LittleBigMouth

You can always depend on a Beyonce post drawing 100+ comments.
http://n/a n1kk1a

YSO, please be careful with your emoticons. I would hate to see you banned again! I love reading your comments!
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

@ Brown/Luscious lol she called her unattractive on the inside. Either way, that chit was funny as hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

No we didnt do that part, I guess they figured it would be inappropriate and finally went into some zumba moves!

The rhythmn challenged/yt folks asked me and my sisters how we were able to catch on so fast

If I’d swept the flo wit it I woulda staye on the flo cuz my azz woulda got stuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Oh ok Cocoa
vero

Lakes. I give up. I don’t understand when you type
KDub

I was 7 when my uncle hit that dog. I remma the dog had started across the road but then jumped RIGHT back in the road at the last minute. My uncle yelled out “Oh shyt” but it was too LATE. And I was crying and I remma him telling me to close my eyes and then I felt the bump again

I done hit ALOT squirrels. And I know it is not funny..God forgive me. But here in Raleigh which is known as the City of Oaks..(I mean we drop a giant acorn for NYE so ALOT of trees and squirrels) you have squirrels that hop from the tree onto a power line….they azzes fry and fall into the busy street. They be quivering and ish and you ain’t got no choice.
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

vero says:

Lakes. I give up. I don’t understand when you type
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FLUCKING
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@VERO DANG IT!!! I CANT HELP U!! <<<WISH U COULD UNDERSTAND THIS!!!
MzDimplez1123

Good Mornting OTB!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

ALVRNVOAIRNBO U KNOW A’KLDGNV’AEIRHG’AI WHAT I BE SAYING LADKHFAKAJDH *logs off*
vero

@Lakes : Not funny ! I feel like i’m missing out something hilarious

cocoa : don’t tell me you understand EVERYTHING she says
vero

@Lakes
OutsidetheBox

So y’all need Rosetta Stone for Lakes s h it, huh? LOL!

Hey Dimpz! You didnt weave up that TWA did you???
KDub

I understand my Lakes….I just am used to it. She is no “Sweet Face” by far. Who remma @Sweet Face?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@KDUB MY BFF MOM WAS TAKING US TO SKOOL THIS PUPPY RAN IN THE SKREET SHE DINT EVEN TRY TO MOVE OR STOP OR NOTHING THEN SHE STOPED TO SEE IF IT WAS DEAD… THE HEAD CAME OFF SHE TALKN BOUT… “DAM PEOPEL SHOULD KEEP THEY PETS IN A DAM LEASH” AND DROVE OFF LOOKED BACK AT US AND SAID “YALL HUNGRY I CAN STOP BEFORE I DROP YALL OFF” NAW CHIT I JUST SEEN PUPPY GUTS AND NO HEAD!!!
vero

I’m sorry : English is not my mother tongue
KDub

Some @Sweetface classics..USHER WILL BE #1 AGAN AND ITS WORKING NOW HE NEED TO BEAT MC MRS CATER NICK WIFE. SO FOR SO GOOD WAY TO GO USHER.
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

For the most part I understand her lol I am still you just came outta nowhere
brenden

Well Hello There Vero…You till rejecting my sexual advance? *licks lips* wassamatta you dnt like drk meat? *whispers* it will only hurt a little…Well that is if I’m on top, but I did lose 5lbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

I understand @Lakes posts, you just gotta read them in your head with a spanish accent…it makes total sense to me when I do that for some reason…
mrsloveleigh

So sick of these type Bey posts.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@VERO IDK WHAT TO TELL U MAMA I SPEAKS LAKESLANGUAGE TOOK ERRBODY A MIN TO UNDERSTAND ME KEEP TRYING U CAN DO IT NOTING TO IT!!
@OTB NOT EVEN ROSETTA STONE CAN HELP….
@KDUB
Sweet-D

SANDRA, THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM… Your obsession is starting to become a bit umm… CREEPY! I love your blog now, but this is different?!?! At first I was joking when I said:

BEYONCE RUN!! SANDRA IS SHOWING UP TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A PORTABLE ULTRASOUND MACHINE, GLOVES, AND LUBE.

I’m serious now though. SMH because I don’t even like the chick.
OutsidetheBox

I swear I LOVE @Lakes mama! She always do the most hood, gangsta straight up shit, you know with a Mexican flair *throws chalupas, tequila, and condoms*
vero

cocoa :!!!!! stop laughing !!!!
I’ll start typing in tongue too.. not in braille though !

Brenden I LOVE dark meat, not rotten meat. and yours looks like that sorry
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

135 !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@KDUB MY BFF MOM WAS TAKING US TO SKOOL THIS PUPPY RAN IN THE SKREET SHE DINT EVEN TRY TO MOVE OR STOP OR NOTHING THEN SHE STOPED TO SEE IF IT WAS DEAD… THE HEAD CAME OFF SHE TALKN BOUT… “DAM PEOPEL SHOULD KEEP THEY PETS IN A DAM LEASH” AND DROVE OFF LOOKED BACK AT US AND SAID “YALL HUNGRY I CAN STOP BEFORE I DROP YALL OFF” NAW CHIT I JUST SEEN PUPPY GUTS AND NO HEAD!!!
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Translation: KDub my best friend took us to school and this puppy ran in the street, she didn’t try to stop or anything, but she stopped to see if it was dead. The cat’s head came off and my friend said “people should learn to keep their pets on a leash” then my friend drove off, looked back at us and said “Are you guys hungry? I can stop before I drop you guys off” I was like no thanks not after you just hit that puppy!
Translation provided by SR.com administrators
#ThanUsLater
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

not the cats head but the puppy’s head
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

#ThankUsLater
I quit
OutsidetheBox

We need some service awards around this muggg. Where else they transcribing s hit for ya huh? !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

so the tranlators need translators???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@OHoney’s translation
OutsidetheBox

Well dam n. :lol!
brenden

Rotten???? Damn that hurts.lol…You women are so picky.smh…Yo bellys too big, your winkys too small, you use a sharpie to draw on your hairline, yo booty got mo cottage cheese than minez…Whats a brutha gotta do?
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

Shut up Brown
KDub

I understand @Lakes posts, you just gotta read them in your head with a spanish accent…it makes total sense to me when I do that for some reason…
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ME too. Actually all of yall got a “voice” in my head. Its like when you read a story to a kid and the kid likes the person who does ALLL the diff. voices lol.
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

Hey Fam!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace
OutsidetheBox

Work out?
MzDimplez1123

@ OTB…What’s a TWA?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@KDub

What’s my font’s voice sound like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

KDUB
mine best be a phone bone voice!
KDub

you use a sharpie to draw on your hairline
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Alright Shawty Lo. You got a stencil like he got? His shyt be SHARP. And consistent.
OutsidetheBox

“Actually all of yall got a “voice” in my head…”

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss. For me, You sound like Sommore. Everything you say is funny. Intentional or not. I lub it.

Hey Ace! *waves*
vero

@Honey thank you soooooo much
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

So far I’ve been wrong about what I think people sound like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@Tainted
RoderickXYZ

Sandra, you need to stop before Bey and Hov slap you with a cyber-restraining order.
KDub

For me, You sound like Sommore.
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I LOVE Sommore! Thanks for not making me sound like Nikki Parker. Thank yew!
MzDimplez1123

Wonders what I sound like in KDubbs head.

Ace! So shocked you checked in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

@OTB

Hey beautiful! :hugs:
OutsidetheBox

Teeny weeny afro @Dimpz. I use it to describe any back to natural hair.

Cause a bish just be lost when they start that process. I saw something about your hair in an old thread..what are you doing with it?
MzDimplez1123

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Honey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

OHoney says:

So far I’ve been wrong about what I think people sound like.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

@Baby
My lurkmode card still has some time on it….and I plan to use this *itch up!

Hows work?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

She looks more preggers in this pic than she did in that silly ruffled baby kini – I see where she is getting thicker in her thighs and the flats and well her baby bump is showing here – but her poking her belly out for the paps was funny as chit
OutsidetheBox

See?!?! LOL —-> “And consistent.”

He-larious.
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

Dimpz *runs in slow motion and takes 543874681 minutes to get to you*
MzDimplez1123

@ OTB.. I wasjust wetting it and going. It works with my roots but NOT with these straight ends. I bought a half wig Saturday or I will break down and be putting relaxer in it again.
OutsidetheBox

Sommore Is the queen of comedy.
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

Hey Fefe
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

Choco you really hated that swimsuit huh
MzDimplez1123

@ Ace….It’s slow. I was watching the Cell but, can in to chat.

#multitasking
vero

OTB & DIMPZ : I’ve been without a relaxer for 17 months now. I never did the TWA. just started wearing braids and wigs, letting the air grow out and cutting the relaxed ends bit by big.
Now i have a giant fro and it’s HARD to maintain : I’m mostly wearing braids/cornrows these days, until i decide what I really want to do !
brenden

@Outside,,,,Do you hear a voice when you read my post? Does he have a lisp? Does spit fly out his mouth whilst pronouncing hard to say words like intrauterine?
MzDimplez1123

@ O’HOney…Couldja move a lil faster? Your slow motion is hurting my feelings.
KDub

@Dimpz you sound like Kelita Smith. From Bernie Mac Show… Hard Chi-town accent.

@Brown you KNOW you sound like Theresa Randle aka Girl 6…the phone sex operator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Ace….It’s slow. I was watching the Cell but, can in to chat.

#multitasking
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The cell Aint that the movie with J-ho trying to act all lady gaga-ish?
OutsidetheBox

No, do the wig. It’ll be so much easier. I have like 6 of the exact same wig.

You dont have to tell me bout them ends…your roots will have you looking at your relaxed hair like wtf.
Ms. Thickness

SANDRA PLEASEEEEEE

HELLO EVERYONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

KDUB
I’d like to think I sound better than Girl 6
MzDimplez1123

@ Vero…………that’s exactly what I wish I would have done now. Me and my damned moments! My hair texture is wavy in some spots and corkscrew in others so, my hair looks shorter than it is. I need to do something QUICK!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@OHONE U AINT CHIT!!!
@OTB I CANT SPELL MY FIRST LANGUAGE WAS SPANGLISH IM SURE YALL KNOW THIS BY NOW..
@ACE HEY DO I HAVE AN ACCENT OVER THE PHONE BRUH?
@KDUB I REALLY DONT HAVE AN ACCENT I DONT THINK I DO…
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

Thickness!!!
OutsidetheBox

ctfu

@Brendan, F uck you very much today, okay? *rolls neck, dabs eyes*

If I could get thru a post without laffing just maybe you could have a voice…but for now, you sound like Juicy from the RickeySMS.

LOL
MzDimplez1123

@ Ace….Oh you mean her costumes? The movie is farfetched but, I love the imagery in it.

#lame

@ K-Dub…LOL most ppl say I sound like a valley girl with a touch of hood. I don’t sound like that chick.
KDub

Now i have a giant fro and it’s HARD to maintain
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I too have gone natural. 14 months. I been covering it up with wigs and ‘rows too. But NOW the bish is like Big Ben Wallace. It won’t FIT underneef a wig no wore. It makes it sit up. Either Imma go ahead and get it cut into a REAL ‘fro (I WANT a Bahamadia ‘fro…that heffa had the tightest ‘fro EVER…in LIFE) or Imma get and KEEP some kinky twists or SOMETHING. This can’t be LIFE <<< Jigga voice.
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

YSO let’s talk about things we’re not supposed to
MzDimplez1123

@ OTB…It’s gonna be me and the wigs for a while. I seriously want something a tad bit more permanent though.
vero

Lakes, I tried to read your comments with the spanish accent and it didn’t work

Dimpz : try the braids or the wigs as OTB is telling you. I’m not saying I won’t relax again, but it’s nice for a change to go natural. the hair takes a break. can’t hurt !
OutsidetheBox

@Vero…same here. I finally, finally let go of them last year. So im with you in big fro status. Just growing up…and up. wtf.

I said i was going to get a press for xmas. First heat in 3-4 yrs.
OutsidetheBox

Hey Thicka!!!!!! *licks the side of your face*

Dont worry; My invisalign is cleannnnnn. xoxoxo.
MzDimplez1123

@ KDubbs………….I plan to wear mine in all it’s big greatness or ponytails once it grows out. Only thing I plan to do to it is twist it for a lil control.
YSoSerious

@OHONEY

FINALLY!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

thanks to my bad cut I have to start all over

Cmere MZD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFpzMTVxM Ace

“..I hate the glasses..” *swoons* I love you voice babe!

both you and our little Quesadilla can talk me to sleep anyday… :yep:
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@THICK REUNITED AND IT FEEEELS SOOOO GOOD :2dance: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED SINCE U CAME IN I KNEW BACK THEN U WERE THAT SSSSPECIAL ONE :hunch:
Ms. Thickness

HEY O’HONEY
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@MZDIMPZ U SOUND CUUTE MAMI U SOUND LIEK A SWEET PERSON
@CHOCO SOUNDS SEXY ON THE PHONE JUST CUZ!!
vero

@Kdub : exactly, the wigs won’t fit anymore ! I’m lucky I can do my own cornrows. But I really hate it.
In August I had the Afro kinky braids. It was nice but my hair gets so dry and my scalp itches very fast.
Now I only put Shea Butter in it after shampoo/conditioner. Because it’s really dry.
I think by december I’ll make up my mind about whether staying natural for one more year or go back to relaxer.
KDub

I am ready to wear my greatness @Dimpz. I just didn’t want it to be teeny weeny. I ain’t gotta worry about that no more tho. Now it is wide and all outside lmao. My friend IS a lic. barber (not practicing but he cuts all the males in his family and he is COLD…lines/designs the whole 9) and he REFUSES to cut me into a ‘fro… “I don’t cut women’s hair”… So Imma hafta find me somebody.
MzDimplez1123

@ Luscious……….Aww, you had to cut it all off?!

* walks to Luscious*

Now Lakes has an ADORABLE voice. She sounds nothing like she types.
OutsidetheBox

So dead @ this cant be life ctfu!

“…Talkin’ bout what I wear Talkin’ bout where I be…Check out my hair These ain’t curls these is peas…”- Jay Z

Gurrrrlllll I did not know you was nappy! @Kwall Thats why I buy kinky/curly big wigs cause I can hide these celie plaits under ’em…yeah, they sit up a little but a bish bet not mention it.

I got a big head too…so I dont even need the little stretchies..
vero

Luscious :what happened??

Dimpz : my hair is too nappy thick coarse or whatever you can call it to wear a ponytail.

OTB : what kind of press? I like the afro but it’s too hard to detangle at night.
MzDimplez1123

@ KDubs….He sucks! Add him to your frienemy list.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

MZD
the barber that cut it had me lookin like a cancer patient, so I’ll be in quick weaves for the next 2 months!
OutsidetheBox

I always always keep my hair in plaits or fat twists otherwise imma just be a tangled mess. I wash in them as well.
vero

OTB

what kinda wigs???? please???????
vero

Damn Luscious ! sorry to hear
MzDimplez1123

I’ve decided to give it til Valentine’s Day to see where I am before I crack.
MzDimplez1123

@ Luscious…………That’s messed up. What are you gonna do with it after 2months?
OutsidetheBox

A cancer patient though? Thats why I take my girls to super cuts or any place white folks working. They only take what you say. SMH.

@Vero, not too hard of a press, but something more defined/starighter than a blow out can achieve…i blow dried a small piece in back for length checking and Imma need AT LEAST 350°
Lady_L

chocalatecity29 says:

Seriously Sandra, what is wrong with you???

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I’ve been asking this question for a while and still can’t get an answer…
Ms. Thickness

@LAKER..HEY CHICA YOU CRAZY AS HELL…I BE SNEAKING ON TIME FROM TME.
vero

OTB that’s hot ! I try to blow dry it real hard and it hurts. I tried the flat iron, but it stays curly…
I really don’t know with my hair except for the braids.
what kind of wigs fit the natural hair?
Ms. Thickness

HEY OTB BABES…LICKS YOUR FACE BACK.
KDub

I like the afro but it’s too hard to detangle at night.
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I spray detangler on mine at night. Then in the morning I blow it out on LOW.
OutsidetheBox

La Jay by Vanessa. Of my six, 2 are weekend wear (with color, big, just stupid) and the other 4 are for work…one fashioned into a bun after I work it out and the others cut and made “kink-ly professional”. Honey, the yts just love it.

You know one (or 7) of them ask me if its my hair. All the time.
OutsidetheBox

Yes, its def. hot but i wanna be great like Beyonce *longs for my very own wind machine*

I got a natural sistah round my way who knows how to press with no heat damage. The press is basically the hot comb on edges, blow dried hair than flat ironed with plenty of heat protectant.

Imma be avoiding water like Brendan.
vero

Kdub i’ll try that soon !
thanks for the info OTB. I’ll check out on them.

Here i don’t have yt working with me, only blacks who won’t hesitate to dig inside your hair to look for tracks
MzDimplez1123

@ OTB…I think that La Jay is what my hair will grow into.
MzDimplez1123

@ Vero…….Tell them to stay outta your scalp.

#nosyheffas
vero

OTB. I didn’t think about the humidity. I don’t think mine will last. Tasha (a reader) told me the dominican blowout is good but it hurts.

Man my scalp is too sensitive for all that. It’s still hurting from the cornrows I did last night !
OutsidetheBox

*bug eyes* Looking for what??????????? I wish a bish would. @Vero

Oohhhh @Dimpz thats that good hair My stuff is def. 4zzzzz.
vero

Dimpz : I did. They never tried that again !
vero

I found them online (la jay wig). they’re nice but the texture is nothing like mine.. My hair is more like yours 4ZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
OutsidetheBox

Dont let the online pics disuade you! Once you handle it (i.e. brush it, etc.) it gets nappy.

I really like it.
MzDimplez1123

I have never understand the number letter classes for hair. Where do you find it.

@ OTB..My hair texture is ok as long as it’s moist. When it dries out,
OutsidetheBox

#1 rule: never let it dry out. i dont care if you run water out the faucet over it, it’ll help.

Google Andre Walker hair typing and LOIS hair typing. Basically, 1 is straight think Asian hair, 2 is slight wave, 3 begins the curls (a lot of mixed race hair is like this), and 4 is kinky curls.

The letter is kind of your curls place within the numbers…its like what shape or diameter do they have. Thats why i say 4z (really 4b hair)

Kinky hair with no obvious curl pattern. If you are like La Jay i would say 3c to 4a hair for you. If you google 3c/4a curls and look at the images you could compare.
MzDimplez1123

@ OTB…I’m trying to email you a pic but, my job reception is NOT on my team.
vero

OTB thanks for the tip. Usually when I start braiding it’s wet but by the time i’m mid way it’s dry. that’s why I put so much shea butter. I’ll try that !
And I’m going to have to order that La Jay and try it out !

thanks
free

i dunno. this broad likes to keep everything private and now she’s all over the place w/this bump. then she goes from two steps behind him to holding hands. and they’re all smiley. i mean, i believe her but they are milking this shit for all it’s worth. i guess they had to wait for the album to flop to initiate plan b.
OutsidetheBox

No problem! And get you a little spray bottle filled with h20 and refresh your hair while braiding if it gets dry. And shea is like caviar for our stuff. Get some coco oil too.
Caribbean honey

I feel sorry for all her stans she fooled just to get more “wow” in advance from them… Before the baby’s birth no doubt she will hang around in town with a plastic doll in a stroller
nylasmommy

You CAN see her “bump” at the top part of her shorts…I really can’t believe I’m posting this, though! It’s insane.
AllNYC

Per my baby guide What To Expect When You’re Expecting…early in your pregancy you can have a bump that appears and disappears. They referred to it as bowel distention. Good old fashioned gastric distress. When you are preggers, your body goes through some changes. 6 weeks in and I’m amazed every day.
vero

Thanks OTB. I can’t stand coconut oil (if that’s what you meant) smell !

@AllNYC it’s a beautiful thing indeed !