Alicia Keys had that "What? Me? Worry?" look on her face as she attended the Proenza Schouler Spring 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in NYC yesterday. Alicia is aware of all the rumors of her husband Swizz Beatz's infidelities -- and she doesn't care. She knows that you groupies just want what she has. Alicia has lived her whole life in a state of blissful entitlement, which protects her fragile ego from the awful truth. Why should she change now? Bless her heart.
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Usher was spotted arriving at Le Bain Night Club in NYC after attending the Cinema Society, Dior Homme & GQ screening of "Restless" at Landmark Sunshine Theater in NYC. Men you should always keep your hand jewelry to a minimum. A nice watch, one ring and a tasteful bracelet are all that's necessary. Leave the pinky rings and the over-accessorizing to the pimps and the women.
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X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger attended the premiere of Fox's "The X Factor" held at ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California yesterday.
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Media personality Alexa Chung and metrosexual music producer/designer Pharrell Williams rubbed shoulders at the Proenza Schouler Spring 2012 fashion show in NYC yesterday. Pharrell customized his $135 Timberland boots with a Chanel logo that he painted on.
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  • JMO

    "Alicia Keys had that “What? Me? Worry?” look on her face as she attended the Proenza Schouler Spring 2012 fashion show"

    "Pharrell customized his $135 Timberland boots with a Chanel logo that he painted on."

    :rofl: .... Sandra is crazy :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    Nicole looks :hump: gawjus!

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Alicia's right eye is so far gone, I bet that bish can see the Middle East!

    And I really hope that my man Pharell did NOT paint a "Chanel" logo on his Timbs....that'd be wrong.

  • lady_cn

    Nicole is gorgeous in these pictures!

    Usher in that 1st pic looks :gay:

    Alicia looks like she's headed to church, not a fashion event. :no:

  • CFREE

    Keys hair is lookn luxurious :yes:

    I cant stand this look Ursh tryna pull off :mad:

  • http://www.1021online.com/1021online_006.htm Fieryearthchild

    The pinky ring is too much, I agree. Usher tamed the hair a lil ( box texturizer kit perhaps? ) :whistle:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    Usher and Pharell look mighty :gay: in those pics....and I never knew men whore Chanel....I guess you learn something new everyday.....

    Nicole and Kim. K favor but Nicole chits on Kim IMO...

    Alicia and them cankles...Lawd Have Mercy.....

  • kingstonn

    Alicia looks... funny. i can't figure out why though.. :think:

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    That nicole chick is ok but nowhere near Kim K. It's laughable to think such a thing.

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    Alicia looks WEIRD!

    :dead: @Pharrell

    Usher's wrist is looking a tad bit lazy!
    Nicole looks HAWT

  • kingstonn

    @ manuel
    you still riding for her even though she's married to Down Sinder?

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Alicia's left eye may not be worried, but that right eye is STRESSED AS ALL HELL!!!

    Lookatit!!

    I'm amazed she can even walk straight!

  • BlackBeauti

    Sandra have you heard anything about Swizz creeping on Akeys....Its all over twitter.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    That nicole chick is ok but nowhere near Kim K. It’s laughable to think such a thing.
    ________________________________________
    Well she surely has more talent....she can sing and dance....and we all know Kim can do NEITHER..... :coffee:

  • chocolate divalicious

    Pharrell painted on his boot :dead:

    Usher is looking real Liberache :gay: with that pinky out

    Nicole is so pretty but for some reason always seems to overdo it. :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: I didn't know who Alicia was in the pic with BEAK and I think they have her on that same vacant Im not here drug Bey is on :rofl: Usher's smunky looking azz makes me wanna come out the closet for him - Please for the love of life will the REAL GAY USHER PLS STAND UP #GOODTIMES

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHIBY
    "That nicole chick is ok but nowhere near Kim K. It’s laughable to think such a thing.
    ________________________________________
    Well she surely has more talent….she can sing and dance….and we all know Kim can do NEITHER….. "
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Kim's talent is in business. Who would you rather have running your business, Nicole Schwartz-en-heifer or Kim K.?

    Um... yeah. See, what I'm saying. All hoes don't have to sing and dance and chit.
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Alicia’s left eye may not be worried, but that right eye is STRESSED AS ALL HELL!!!
    _________________
    :lol: Girl Alicia is smelling herself - I don't know why I find her so comical probably cuz she believes her own hype and lawd bish youz is not SEXY :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    That nicole chick is ok but nowhere near Kim K. It’s laughable to think such a thing.
    ====================
    Seeing that Nicole is all natural and has talent makes her more attractive than Kimmy Kakes

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    "you still riding for her even though she’s married to Down Sinder?"
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    We had a long talk about it and basically it's all for the show. She still ONLY wants to be with me and I'm a (somewhat) loyal azz nigga and chit so she still my baby.

    :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    This situation has been so enlightening. Now that I know Alicia has media protection from negative stories I was trying to think of other celebs that may have been extended that priviledge. How do you get it? No one really talks about the Queen in mainstream media. Even when she came out on Alicia's honeymoon mainstream media didn't touch that story even though they were covering the honeymoon itself.

    I'm not mad at Alicia thought becuase I know her heart is broken in a thousand pieces right now. I want to get my hands on Swizz Beatz for his need to be validated by sleeping with countless women. He's on my list.

  • whatdoesitmatter

    How does Pharrell stay looking like a teenager?

  • Dymond

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
    Alicia’s left eye may not be worried, but that right eye is STRESSED AS ALL HELL!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    lmaoooooooooooooooo

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @TAINTED
    "That nicole chick is ok but nowhere near Kim K. It’s laughable to think such a thing.
    ====================
    Seeing that Nicole is all natural and has talent makes her more attractive than Kimmy Kakes"
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Ain't chit "natural" about Nicole but MAYBE her name cause someone woulda been told her to fix that chit. Nigga cough and she think they saying her last name.

    And WHERE is this "abundance" of talent for someone that has 1.5 "hits" with a group called the "Puzzy Cat Dolls" where they basically strip and moan during the song? :shrugs:

    Kim is a better business woman than Oprah so don't talk about talent.
    :coffee:

  • http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86

    Dead at the comment above. Alicia looks pretty makeup wise this time. In due time... JLO denied rumors of problems two years ago and now look. She should just be like "eff it...we all got problems and we're working on them." Since they want to be in so much denial, professing their love all of a sudden then enjoy the backlash.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    Kris Jenner is the force behind Kim K's success...lets just get that straight....the only thing Kim ever did on her own was swallow Ray J's cum on tape....

  • Yall still crazy

    Yeah Choco, the stepford wives drug.

    Couldn't be me though, no ma'am.... :coffee: I'da make headlines...

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @BIRD
    "I’m not mad at Alicia thought becuase I know her heart is broken in a thousand pieces right now. I want to get my hands on Swizz Beatz for his need to be validated by sleeping with countless women. He’s on my list."
    _________________________________________________________________________

    A. Alicia Keys could care less about that nigga. She has her baby for her and her woman now so she good.

    B. Swiss ain't did nothing wrong. He even didn't throw all in Alicia's face so he was considerate and chit. :shrugs:

  • http://Twitter.com/Juana4ev Joja86

    Oh and I like Nicole's look...she looks good

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    No one really talks about the Queen in mainstream media. Even when she came out on Alicia’s honeymoon mainstream media didn’t touch that story even though they were covering the honeymoon itself.
    ______________________________________________
    That's cause the media knows the real deal...they aint getting involved...even some other bloggers (name starts with an N) havent even reported the Alica/Swizz story....its just SOME things the media chooses to ignore... :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

    Went on an Alicia rant and forgot to comment on the story. Sandra I'm going need some kind of proof to believe that Pharrell, a wanna be designer himself and a very wealthy man, would do something as ghetto and illegal as painting a Chanel logo on some Tims and then going to a high end fashion show in them for all the world to see. He'd be more likely to ask Chanel to design some boots for him in the style he wants.

  • leapyearpisces

    Usher allowed that sucubbus to SUCK every ounce of SEXY that he had....she didn't leave NATHAN for no one else...he is really starting to look like he INDEED has the body odor Supahead said he had...

    Alicia's face lacks symmetry...when she smiles she always looks like she either has Bell's Palsy or that she has just recovered from a stroke. She has "stroke face".

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHIBY
    "Kris Jenner is the force behind Kim K’s success…lets just get that straight….the only thing Kim ever did on her own was swallow Ray J’s cum on tape…."
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Even the best Generals need good soldiers. So IF Kris Jenner is the force than Kim K. has the TALENT to execute the commands. Either way you look at it, KIM is successful, Nicole is "who?"

    AND Kim looks better with more azz.
    :coffee:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Don't hurt him, Bird :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    leapyearpisces says:

    Usher allowed that sucubbus to SUCK every ounce of SEXY that he had….she didn’t leave NATHAN for no one else…he is really starting to look like he INDEED has the body odor Supahead said he had…
    ______________________________________________________________
    :dead: :casket: :ghost:

  • 2know the ledge

    Ursher dude seriously with the pinky ring?

  • brenden

    Oh plese @YallStill...You gangsta now huh? Cleofuss was cheatin on you for yrs with erry women who'd give his Welcome Back Kotter lookin azz the time of day. You didn't leave! You stood by ur man. Not that I can blame you, it aint easy walkin away from a 2 bed room apt furnished solely by rent a center :coffee:

  • kingstonn

    random:
    somebody at work just warmed up some food that smells like feet. :wail:

  • Yall still crazy

    Leapy :kona: :lol:

    #odor&strokeface :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Couldn’t be me though, no ma’am…. I’da make headlines
    _____________________
    And get away with it :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    it aint easy walkin away from a 2 bed room apt furnished solely by rent a center :coffee:
    _______________________________________________________
    :kona:

  • kingstonn

    RENT A CENTER?!
    :ghost:

  • Yall still crazy

    Benden, (<--not a typo :nana: ) You should not be talking about your father Cleophis like that! :lol: He was a good man. :yes: Hmmmmp....

  • leapyearpisces

    :lolol: at Chiby....I really wasn't trying to be funny on that one...I was serious...LOL...i mean he looks like everything STANK on him. His breath, his arm pits, behind his his ears. Just EVERYTHING.. as old folks in the south say... He looks like he smell like self..... :rofl:

    and don't ask me the definition of "self" I just heard old folks say that when somebody stank.. over the years i have come to the conclusion its probably what we refer to "badussy" these days... :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    Bende,And where were you all day yesterday (probably hiding in the buffet house bathroom waiting for closing time, huh?) I even set out deep fried Oreas for you.... :rofl:

  • kingstonn

    behind his ears though? omg.. :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex

    I just know that he has totally changed since he divorced Tameka...he looks like he on drugs or something...and all those Tatts are so not necessary...

    He used to be clean cut and smooth. Not he is dirty and grungy looking....

  • ssweetheart85

    Rent a Center? Lmfao@Brenden
    And yes Alicia's face is looking real off..botox maybe? Not sure..but its definitely leaning.

  • http://youtu.be/SyzcW8ZVnsc melissak380

    Alicia looks like she took a xanax or two...

  • brenden

    @YallStill...This new chick had me on lock.smh. She starting to get on my nerves already.smh again...Cuttin into my playtime n what not. You know how I luv the deep fried oreos. Ummmm. You got my arteries tanglan :biggrin:

  • H-Townmama

    :yawn:

    Hey SR folks

  • Yall still crazy

    You know how I luv the deep fried oreos. Ummmm. You got my arteries tanglan
    ---------------------------------------
    Yeah we ALL know how you be stopped up and ish. Yso fried them in that old hair grease you left at her house :rofl:

    *hands you the plate* Eat up...

  • Yall still crazy

    Hey H :2dance: You pick the song.

    How have you been? How's your daddy? :) *waits for Brown to :whip: me for that one*

  • brenden

    Hair grease? What hair grease did I leve at her house? If it's that Don't Be Bald cream you're referring to...Thats hers. Shed have me rub it rounst her edges n what not. Poor thang looks like George Jefferson when she takes off her wig :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/SyzcW8ZVnsc melissak380

    Hey Htown - I'm in Houston too ;) :wave:

  • H-Townmama

    :2dance:

    Hey Yall. Im doing well thanks. My daddy is fine, he said he was moving out here so I'm praying he does!! How are you?

  • West Coast Chick

    The funny thing about swizz's jumpoff is that she tells the story all the while promoting her music :lol: which isnt all that bad.. ciara should be very afraid :think:

  • Honycoatd

    :wave:

    I'm back

    Anyone got any other ideas of what I can use naturally for my throat? It hurts and it feels like I burned the roof of my mouth but I didn't.

  • H-Townmama

    :yahoo: Melissa

    What side of town? Im really Cypress mama now lol.

  • West Coast Chick

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
    Alicia’s left eye may not be worried, but that right eye is STRESSED AS ALL HELL!!!
    _________________________________________________

    melissak380 says:

    Alicia looks like she took a xanax or two…

    ---------------------------------------------------

    :yes:

  • Ty

    Honycoatd says:

    I’m back

    Anyone got any other ideas of what I can use naturally for my throat? It hurts and it feels like I burned the roof of my mouth but I didn’t.
    _________________________________________________________________________
    100 Proof Liquor (Old Grand Dad preferably), hot tea and honey, and a pinch of peppermint. U are going to sweat like crazy but u will feel reloaded in a few hours.

  • brenden

    Hi @Honycoatd. That's what happens when you get drunk and wanna experiment and what not...Child next time use a dental dam :ashamed: Anyway, I just asked Big Mama and she said to boil some chicken gizzards, take 4oz of the boiled water, add a tsp of thunder bird, and an entire packet of lemon koolaid...Drink on an empty stomach and repeat until the throat heals :biggrin:

  • Dymond

    Why is Brendon so mentally challenged?

    :waves: at the ladies

  • http://youtu.be/SyzcW8ZVnsc melissak380

    Htown - We just moved on up to the Heights! We love it over there but all my life I've been a southeast girl. Love Houston!!! :peace: (really chunkin deuces)

  • http://youtu.be/SyzcW8ZVnsc melissak380

    heeeey dymond :wave: back at ya

  • Yall still crazy

    Brenden, I'mma let her handle you, she knows all of your dirt :grill:

    H, everything is cool, I can't complain :)

    Honycoatd, try gargelling (sp) with the hottest salt water that you can stand. Long gargles too. Don't swallow the salt water.

    I would boil or microwave some water and let it set to cool a bit, then mix in the salt, coffee cup size should get a couple teaspoons of salt.

  • H-Townmama

    @Hony
    You can gargle with apple cider vinegar a couple times if you have it. I prefer Braggs. if you have a cough a teaspoon of honey will soothe your throat.

    @Melissa
    Your baby girl looks Would your initials happen to be M.B. (if you are married, that's the maiden name initials)

  • Ty

    Anyway, I just asked Big Mama and she said to boil some chicken gizzards, take 4oz of the boiled water, add a tsp of thunder bird, and an entire packet of lemon koolaid…Drink on an empty stomach and repeat until the throat heals
    ________________________________________________________________________
    Something is really wrong with your azz :rofl: Thunder Bird :rofl:

  • H-Townmama

    :oops:
    I meant your baby girl looks familiar

  • Honycoatd

    @ Brendan

    Your trying to kill me

    @ Ty

    Thanks but I don't think I can drink the alcohol and I have been drinking the lemon and honey tea but its not working :cry:

  • Yall still crazy

    I see you Ty, over there making a hot toddy...

  • H-Townmama

    :wave: Dymond

  • Ty

    Honycoatd says:

    @ Brendan

    Your trying to kill me

    @ Ty

    Thanks but I don’t think I can drink the alcohol and I have been drinking the lemon and honey tea but its not working
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Dont use alot u shouldn't even taste it over the honey and peppermint.
    @ Yall...that shyt works wonders. It kicks Nyquils azz LOL

  • Honycoatd

    @ Yall

    That I didn't try yet totally forgot about salt water and gargling

    @ H-Mum

    I was using cider vinegar to brush my mouth this morning. I push the brush to far down trying to get whatever the hell it is down there to come up. Think I made it worse. Really hurts and I just wanna lay on the couch in my office.

  • Dymond

    random question:
    Is it weird if your dude raps along with Nikki Minaj? Yesterday we were watching the Did it on Em video and this ninja knew damn near all the words? I was like :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    :waves: @H-town, @Honycoatd, @Dymond

    Alicia's face always looks lopsided when she smiles, and the weird thing is that I think she TRIES to look like that...like she thinks it's sexy or something... :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

    H-Townnn :danban:

    :dead: @Dougie

    alicia's hair looks nice #positive

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Sandra-
    Can you do a story on Chris McAllister's azz? This fool signed a 55 mil contract in 04, and now is claiming he broke and living in his mammy and pappy's house and they provide for him.

    HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!

    Please do a post on that!

    Thanks!

  • brenden

    Oh, Hi @Dymond :coffee: had a dream about you last night. I won't go into details since you're so mean,,,,But lets just say that you, me, and Johnny Gil had a fun time reenacting the scenes from the movie Sparkle. Things were going great until Johnny wanted to be Sista. That fool used a towel as a wig and wanted me to punch him and make him crawl. Things got weird after that...Anyway :coffee:

  • Honycoatd

    :Wave: Fefe :kiss:

    How are you today?

  • H-Townmama

    @Hony
    Plain table salt works good too. Tilt your head back and place as far back on your tongue as you can. It will stop the unpleasant tase and the salt will kill any bacteria that may be causing the pain or possible infection.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Dymond

    Is it weird if your dude raps along with Nikki Minaj? Yesterday we were watching the Did it on Em video and this ninja knew damn near all the words?
    ____

    :dead: I actually know of a lot of "normal" men who like that song...not sure if it's normal to rap along to the song though... :think:

  • Ty

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Sandra-
    Can you do a story on Chris McAllister’s azz? This fool signed a 55 mil contract in 04, and now is claiming he broke and living in his mammy and pappy’s house and they provide for him.

    HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!

    Please do a post on that!

    Thanks!
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Throw T.O's azz in there too. He still hasn't paid his child support either *SMDH*

  • H-Townmama

    :kiss:
    Fay :biggrin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    :dead: @Brenden

    :smack:

  • H-Townmama

    :wave: Fefe!
    Hola mami :biggrin:

  • brenden

    I know Fayla did not just march up in here and not acknowledege me? It's like that? Have you fallen under the spell of Elove as well? Damnitt FayFay he's a fraud! Ok so yes he's the lesser known member of the Debarge family, but so what!!!! It aint like he was really in the group! He was a seat filler! A body double! They used his azz to Stand in For El and Bobby when they would go on their drug runs...Thats all :shrugs:

  • Anna

    Ushers's pinky is Sammy Davis Jr. style.

  • Honycoatd

    @ H-Mum

    I am going to try the salt thing. Moments like these I wish I had a secretary :whistle:

    I hate webcam meetings when I'm sick but I have to smile and laugh and I don't fucking want to. :sad:

  • Dymond

    Hey FeFelana and Fayla :waves:

    :rofl: @ Brendon :hug: Why YOU always gotta play Sista tho? Let Johnny have a chance too

  • Honycoatd

    @ Brenden

    :dead: You made me laugh out so loud I am brought attention to myself.

  • Dymond

    @ Brendon
    Can i ask you a few personal questions like what is your age/location? I've heard that you were male, but YSo kinda sorta disputed that fact...in not so many words of course :D

  • brenden

    @Dougie...Hes trynna get them child support payments lowered...I don't blame him...11thousand a month for one child is a bit much for a person who is no longer in the NFL. Is he really broke, probably not,,,but as a man some times you gotta play the role...When they tried to garnish my SSI check...Please believe I acted a damn fool...I mean damn...I did the right thing...I married her azz when I fount out she was preggers...Too bad I aint know she was already 6weeks when I met her :smack: the system is anti father :no:

  • Selle

    ::Grabbing husband:: Gotta keep Nicole away from my hurrssbbbaand! I don't like whatever Alicia has been doing with her hair. I thought the car pic was just a bad hair day, but no this is really how she's wearing it huh?

  • Honycoatd

    @ Brenden

    :lol:

    You are a mean punk

    And what chick pregnant can live off SSI?

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Brenden
    I do agree that the system is against the men....but how the FUKK do you run through 55 mil in 7 years?!?! That 11k/mo only comes out to 132K/year!! Where did the rest of his money go?!

    I just canNOT feel sorry for these athletes, enteratiners and the like who get "gifted" with a damn boatload of money and then are broke in under 10 years!

    Sh*t- give me 1 mil tax-free right now, and I will pimp that sh*t for the next 20 years, I promise!

  • SamYell JacksEm

    @Douglas :thuimbsup: You lookin MY-T-SHARP!
    Since I've worked all my life I can't muster an ounce of sympathy for these rich athletes that blow all their dough. It must be an epidemic because it used to take 5yrs AFTER their career was over, now these niggas is broke while they're still on the field. :wail: <---T.O. :hahaha:

  • brenden

    @Dymond. I was born and raised in South Central Los angeles...Im in my early 30s...And I'm all male :coffee: in YSO's limited mind if you're under 7inches you're not a real man...In my case being just under 4...But almost 4 on a good day :-) that makes me some sort of freak.smh...Whatever...people can be so mean :-(

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Dymond says:

    random question:
    Is it weird if your dude raps along with Nikki Minaj? Yesterday we were watching the Did it on Em video and this ninja knew damn near all the words? I was like :blink:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: Why did I log in specifically because of this comment. I'm still in a meeting and I'm acting like I'm doing "official biz" and chit when I bursted out in hysterical laughter! IHATECHU, but I LOVE YOU! :love:
    :rofl: <------- ME LITERALL ON THE FLOOR (AGAIN)

  • H-Townmama

    :wail: :rofl: @Brenden

  • Yall still crazy

    Brenden, you forgot to tell her that you favor your gravi :rofl:

    ----------------------------------------

    Anyways.... :hug:

  • Honycoatd

    My Tatted BOOBS

    :kiss: :hug:

    Your still giving me that look again that I don't like :sad:

    Dougie looking fresh and cute :thumbsup:

  • Yall still crazy

    :shrug: maybe they're broke because they got out and purchase 20M house and don't think that they need money to maintain all that ish...

    I am with yall though--not caring a damn about them that were blessed with it and then lost it...

  • candibfly

    speakin of millions, i ain't get not one number on the mega millions :mad:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Awesome
    Thanks, boo!! And I'm with you! I work my azz off and cn't even reach out and touch $500K right now, and this negro is crying about the $55 MILLION he ran through in 7 years?!?!

    Fukk you, Chris!! I hope your azz has to get5 a job at WalMart like the rest of the regular folk! Degenerate! Ingrate! Fool!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Hony....Hey sugah pie Hony bunch! :love: - Don't say Boobs, cause a bish gotta hell'uva boob pic that use to be my gravi! :yes:

  • brenden

    @Hony...The boy wasn't even mine!!!! I met her in march...Found out she was preg in april....Did the stand up thing and married her in June...She gave birth to a 13lb 6oz ''premature'' baby boy in October...My slow azz shoulda known something was up...His winky went half way down his legs. No way he could be mine :whistle:

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @SAS.. DOUGIE

    Lovin that pic. I know you wanna go on and show a lil mo' cleavage... don't be scurred.

  • ohpretty1

    leapyearpisces says:

    Usher allowed that sucubbus to SUCK every ounce of SEXY that he had….she didn’t leave NATHAN for no one else…

    ------------------------------------------

    My granny called that the look of 'loving the wrong person.' I didn't get it until I was grown, but yep, he has it. Whitney AND Bobby suffered from it also.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Awesome
    Thanks, boo!! And I’m with you! I work my azz off and cn’t even reach out and touch $500K right now, and this negro is crying about the $55 MILLION he ran through in 7 years?!?!

    Fukk you, Chris!! I hope your azz has to get5 a job at WalMart like the rest of the regular folk! Degenerate! Ingrate! Fool!
    ____

    :cosign: I don't feel sorry for these clowns either...make more money than most folks will ever DREAM of seeing and waste it all away... A Fool and his Money shall soon part! :coffee:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Brenden. What the heyul is wrong w/you??? I bet you be cracking your own self up while your typing! :rofl:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @YallStill
    RIGHT! And answer me this: okay- so you thought the money was going to keep coming forever, and it didnt. I get that. But how do these fools...at the end of ALLLLL of those millions not even have a damned HOUSE to show for it!!!

    You got 55 MILLION!! A bit more than 27.5 MILL AFTER TAXES!!! You are telling me, that you couldn't buy a $1-2 mil house (if need be THAT much) and pay for it in CASH so that when the money stopped, at LEAST, you could keep your house?!

    WHERE DA FUKK DID THE MONEY GO?!?!

  • brenden

    LMAO @YallStill...I look nuthin like my gravi :whistle: ok maybe a lil :kiss:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Yall

    Because most of them wanted money more than money needed them.

    They just saw big numbers and didn't take the time out to manage it so it can last.

    I don't give a damn about him shacking up in his mum's and pa's house he is a careless fool.

  • brenden

    @Tatted I really do...I figure whether yall find it funny or not,,,Im entertaining my damn self.lolol...Just like masturbation...If I can't find a woman willing to lift my belly to the left and take care of her bizzness...Handiesha is always available :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    WHERE DA FUKK DID THE MONEY GO?!?!
    ____

    For a lot of these athletes it goes to cars, jewelry, sideline hoes, strippers, casinos, etc....

  • Dymond

    Hey Tatted :hug: :kiss: You never said if you thought it was weird or not....

    Hey Candi :2dance: I thought I was the only one that never has any of the lottery numbers...I had only the powerball number one time and won $9..n*gga you couldnt tell me chit!! :yahoo:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Man
    Thanks! It's 2 years old though....I cant update my acct from my old one. :-(

    @Candi
    Fukk Mega-millions! It's a damn scam! I played 5 lines of that sh*t two weeks ago and not ONE of the numbers that came out was on my slip. You can ONLY pick from 1-60! So out of 60 numbers, none of the 25 that were on my slip came up?!

    SCAM!!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Brenden - I swear something is wrong w/you and whether anyone on here admit it or not, a bish (me) be waiting for your response on some chit!
    :yes:

  • Dymond

    fvkkin :dead: @ Handiesha

  • brenden

    Hi Candi :waves: I plays faithfully...Do you go to that self check machine and be ready to throw it on the floor when it says 'sorry not a winner'? I've been banned from three licca stores fore threatening violence when I lose :ashamed:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Brenden

    :lol:

    :kiss: @ Tatted

    I like your boobs and hips :whistle:

    Waiting for my birthday to his your booty do the earthquake drop it like its hot dance... :whistle: you do remember you say I can have whatever I like for my birthday.

  • candibfly

    @dymond! :2dance:

    i won like $200 before on like pick 3 or something but that's about it

    @dougie i only ever spend $1, when i actually have cash in my wallet (which is rare)

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Dymond - :kiss: hug: :kiss: AGAIN!

    It's not weird to me, simply because nigga's love Nacki! I don't get it & neither do they! So the simple fact they cant get over her physical, they'll listen and LEARN anythang the bish says! :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    :offtopic: #random

    Did anyone catch the Unsung epidose on Micki Howard? She had one roller coaster of a life...I didn't know she was strung out on crack...

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Hony....when have you seen my boobs & hips??? Heyul, it don't matter....WHATEVER YOU LIKE (in my submissive soon to be wife of Eddie Murphy on Coming to America's voice)! :yes:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Fefe
    ....cars, jewelry, sideline hoes, strippers, casinos, etc...

    ------------------------

    SMH. If I ever catch his azz soliciting donations- I swear I will rip up a $10 bill in front of him and throw it in the trash before I give it to him...... how....ungrateful. Bastard. Living in ya damn Mammy & Pappy's house after having a $55 mil contract!!

    I hope he AT LEAST paid his parents house off! Cause you know they quit their jobs once that negro signed a 55 MILLION contract! Hope they can keep that place before they end up with nowhere to stay fooling with their simple azzed son!

    :mad:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Candi
    I rarely have cash, RARELY! And I do the same exact thing, like "ooh! i got a $5 in my pocket! I better go play Mega-millions!"

    Never win a goddamn thing.....

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ FeFe - Yup, I saw it! She's bisexual too! Back when I was 18, I auditioned for her music director because I was suppose to sing background for her! I guess he liked me and had me sing for her over the phone! She ended up doing a gig on Arsenio Hall (which I was suppose to be singing backup) but I didn't know of all her problems, her being unstable, etc. A lot of those problems, she caused herself! They just didn't say that! She was very difficult! @ the time, even though I was an adult, my mom felt I shouldn't go! I AGREED!

    #TRUESTORY!

  • brenden

    Aww Tattd :kiss: you got me blushin...Beads of sweat is formin on my fohead...Of course that could be cuzz I just went to the restroom...That walk from my desk is a bytch...Imma start a petition for them to let me use my segway at work :-) I dnt care what people say, having 3 stomachs is indeed a disability :coffee:

  • candibfly

    brenden (pronounced la-bran-deon) *sayin this with my pink up to add extra sophistication*

    i check my numbers at my computer at home. the site is banned at work cause they know if i find out i won at work....everyone is gettin smacked and i'm flippin over every computer

    i like to check in the privacy of my own home cause if i do win NOBODY will know. man listen, y'all gon think i died or something :no:

  • leapyearpisces

    OhPretty,

    I can dig it. :yes: because he is not the ONLY one that looks like that. Even though, she is still pretty with a great bod, Christina Milian has that same "lost" about her...she lost her sexy too. she aint been right since she married and divorced that falsetto singing care bear/tellytubby hybrid thingy.. :coffee:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Dougie - Did you ever find out who the person was w/the last name "V"?

    #Justasking!

  • Honycoatd

    @ Tatted

    I have been a lurker forever :whistle: Although not everyday but I do remember your many changing faces boobsie

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Tatted

    Wow girl, that is VERY interesting...

    And, I kind of gathered that she was throwing a pity party for herself, and that she likely caused a great deal of her own problems. When her son said that he hated everyone that did her wrong, all I could think of was that he probably had no idea how much of that stuff was caused by his own mother...

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Fandice (simply b/c of sophisticated pinky)

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Hey EERbody :waves: I was lurking for a bit. Brendan is killing me :rofl:

    @Andthenihitmydougie-Love your gravi #bishUbettaWerk!!!!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Hony..... :whip: <------------ what you can do to me later! :yes:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ FeFe - I don't even think he was born back then (could've been) but she did have a few small children @ that time! Iono! But, I did think she was uber talented but she had issues & a changing personality! Now I'm older and a little more worldy, that was that dayum coke! :shrug:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Candi
    LMAO! I tried to check from work one time too...and got pissed when I saw that "Access Denied" page. Fed govt don't let you check NOTHING that may potentially encourage yourself to cuss out all of your co-workers and never come back.

    I also check from my home laptop so nobody knows if I won. If I do- I'ma come back on and play with ya'll under an assumed identity, but my Twitter page gon be empty as hell...like I fell off the face of the earth. Mister gon get left too. :yes:

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASSY

    An NFL contract aint' worth the paper it's printed on. If he signed a contract for $55 mil he prolly got like $10 mil or something. After Federal AND State Taxes (they have to pay taxes in every state they play ball in) it probably works out to like $5 million or so.

    Now don't forget about "relatives" and the inevitable pregnancies and a nigga be in the hole before he know it. :shrugs:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Ummm Tatted Can i just :hugs: hony for 3524578954124 seconds while i rub something? Please and thank you :yes:

  • candibfly

    lol tatted

    say anything with ur pinky up and tell me u don't feel the sophistication :hahaha:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Tatted
    I shole did! :-D

    @Samarra
    Awww! Thanks love!! *ego swelling like Alicia Key's ankles*

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    Who is Micki Howard?

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Lmao @ Sassy No prob boo. How come Cankles caint get no love on SR? :lol:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Man
    They have to pay taxes in every state they play ball in? Explain!

    You mean they don't just have to pay state taxes for the one that has their main residence? How does that work?

  • Yardgirl

    brenden says:

    @Tatted I really do…I figure whether yall find it funny or not,,,Im entertaining my damn self.lolol…Just like masturbation…If I can’t find a woman willing to lift my belly to the left and take care of her bizzness…Handiesha is always available
    ****************************

    Oh Brenden, please don't go changing, you keep a sista entertained up in this bish!!! :rofl: :hahaha:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Luv - YOU ARE CRAZY! Sure you can :hugs: Honey but make it snappy!

    @ Fandice - I do be feeling fanschy shmanschy! :rofl:

    @ Dougie - Just asking :wink:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Samarra
    Cause MaShonda couldn't get none when Alicia was gallivanting around PROUDLY with her husband. Trifling self! Just a horrid woman!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Tatted

    She had a great voice...but I could tell she had some personality disorders...it's a shame...

  • Honycoatd

    @ Luvherbabygirl

    You can have a :hug: :kiss: and anything else just ask.

  • brenden

    FeFe be mine....You never really got to know me....I shoulda said it at the time...Words left unspoken...Only gave you a token of my luuuuuv....I HEART Miki...Shes a beautiful woman now...Hopefully she didn't find herself too late in life...Like Tatd said...Shed brought alot of her drama on herself...Many of them did...The record business has no love for anyone...But when you let your man ruin ur business relationships...Or throw tantrums...You have no one to blame but yourself...Ive seen Miki sing live many times...Her voice went completely crap at one point, but it's sounding stronger as time goes by...Im pulling for Miki :-)

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @SASS

    Yes, they have to pay taxes for any income they get in any particular state. I.E. Game checks.

    That's (partially) why Lebron went to Florida. No state income tax.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Brenden :hugs: Lol!!!!!!

    Yeah, that story about her husband throwing a tantrum at the office was crazy...she just seems doomed to succeed in the music industry...

  • Ty

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Man
    They have to pay taxes in every state they play ball in? Explain!

    You mean they don’t just have to pay state taxes for the one that has their main residence? How does that work?
    ______________________________________________________________________
    Both think of it as working across state lines. U have to pay taxes where the income was earned and the state of residency. However if you pay taxes in another state, "some" states offer a credit on your home state return. The government is big business pho sure :yes:

  • brenden

    I will never change Yardi!!!! I find a pair of drawls I like and I stick with um,,,Until they strt stickin to me :ashamed: Hey Luvsmy :waves: so um what is going on in Dougies avi??? Mobile site doesn't show avitars...Imma halfta start logging on from a comp so I can see what yall look like :biggrin:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Brenden :hugs: - that's the most sane chit I've ever heard you say, AND IT'S REAL TALK TOO!

    :shrugs:

  • SamYell JacksEm

    @Man
    So they have to file taxes in 10+ states every year? Or am I reading you wrong?

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    @ SASS I agree with you. No good will ever come to her.Hence her ankles disappearing for infinity and her eyelids doing the dougie down her cheeks :yes:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Thank you Tatted and Hony- I enjoyed it :P

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfxTsn3fvqw Tink Tink

    @ SASS I agree with you. No good will ever come to her.Hence her ankles disappearing for infinity and her eyelids doing the dougie down her cheeks :yes:
    __________________________________________
    :dead:

  • brenden

    LOL @Tatd I can be really 'normal' when I take my pills :biggrin: I love real music, musicians, artist, good actors, great performances and so on. In fact I'm an artist my self...So I could engage in great convo on certain topics, But don't get used to it...Brenden is a regular guy,,,But that other dude in my head...Brenden, pronounced Burr-Aint-Toine...hes just nutts :no:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    @brendan is Burr aint toine on twitta? lol

  • brenden

    @Luvmy...No he's not...Dawn has been trynna get him to join, but for now his prepaid phone data usage is preserved for this website :biggrin:

  • Yardgirl

    @Burr-Aint-Toine :dead:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    lmao @ Brenden well when he does join, can you let a sista know lol

  • lashellebelle

    :waves:

    @ FayFay:

    I saw your hello in the other post. I'm just now gettin' around to being able to post again.

  • Daisy

    Akeys and Nicole look GORG

  • cutiechica

    AKeys does look nice, but she is starting to do something I did when I got married, and that's dressing more mature for my age. It took 3 1/2 years for my husband to tell me that I'm in my 30's and I should dress like it because I dress like I'm the FLOTUS even outside of work who's in her 40's. I was upset, but he was right. Once I got married I thought to myself that I am a wife now, and I should dress like a "wife". Although, he was completly fine with the way I dress before we got married. I started dressing subconsciously and thought my style of dress define me as a "wife". Super stupid now, LOL. I've noticed that lots of young women who get married start doing the same and don't even know it. For example Monica, Akeys, and Beyonce. I even seen comments on here about Tiny after she got married on why was she dressing sexy. I was thinking I'm glad she's keeping her sex appeal. Just my observation...

  • cutiechica

    Oh and LaLa is starting to dress real matronly since becoming a wife...