fanMAIL: Beyoncé Fake Baby Bump Watch
Loyal reader Urbanrose wonders why Beyonce’s sister Solange is going around saying Beyoncé and Jay Z already know the sex of their baby. Isn’t the fetus only 4 or 5 weeks old?
Urbanrose is correct; the sex of a baby is impossible to detect, even at 6 weeks, because all developing embryos look the same until about the 20th week of gestation. Doctors can take an educated guess at the sex of a fetus on sonogram at 13 weeks, but the baby must be flat on its back with the legs extended. Who has time to wait around for the baby to get into the right position to see its genitals? Besides that, what if the doctor guesses wrong?
Solange needs to go sit it down somewhere. I blame Tina Knowles for not giving her girls enough attention when they were young.
Urbanrose writes:
Hi, Ms. Sandra
I read on another blog that Solange had stated that Jay and B knew the sex of their unborn child, but you having a nursing background (correct me if Im wrong) don’t you suppose to be about 20 weeks before that is determined??? Now if this is true it means that Bey would have had to be pregos back in April, so please help me to understand why she and her nephew were frolicking on a rollercoaster on Father’s day this year, like I said correct me if I am wrong but something in the milk isnt clean, because usually there is a verbal or written sign on those type of rides about being pregnant. And B doest strike me as the type to not know her body.
Just wondering,
Urbanrose
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TAY-DAAAAHHHH! Knowledge was right!
I blame Tina Knowles for not giving her girls enough attention when they were young.
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I blame that fuggin bedazzle gun of hers.
i knew it was coming you can’t do a riri post without the baby bump watch 2011 showing up. it was only a matter of time.
Hey Sandra, they can tell the sex your right if the legs are open, I’m 17 weeks, and they were able to tell it was a girl, hell I was even saw the genitals before they did.
now let’s see what is next
do we get the obama politic post or the everybody is gay post or when twitter goes horrible wrong. place your bets ladies and gents
Aunty Sandra Mae,
You can find out earlier than that by a doctor doing a Amniocentesis.
blame Tina Knowles for not giving her girls enough attention when they were young.
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I blame Matty for branging Kelendria to the house and trying to pass her off as a member of Destiny’s Chiren when she is family.
Really? We’re back on this? I swear you would think Beyonce was the only chick whoever got pregnant and she was carrying Jesus as much as people write in about her.
2know the ledge says:
now let’s see what is next do we get the obama politic post or the everybody is gay post or when twitter goes horrible wrong. place your bets ladies and gents
One was a twofer.. Obama-gay portrait…
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All those happened on earlier post this morning…
Where did she get the info that Bey is even six to 8 weeks pregnant? Most women don’t even find out they’re pregant till about 6 to 8 weeks and Bey is far beyond that. I’m not even a Bey fan, but there are no signs leading to her not being pregnant, everything I’ve seen has added up.
@2know
I put my bet on ‘when Twitter’ goes wrong…..
This chit is getting redundant I mean really doe
@ Terri
If it was a planned pregnancy more than likely she would have known before 6-8 weeks.
And I think it was planned because she did want to get pregnant at 30.
Poor Ray J a dag on FETUS gets more shine than he does
And Bey is most DEFINETLEY preggers she got the PREGGERS face on SWOLE..literally (she looks good though) I just hate how the top of that dress makes her breast look like they are sagging down to her belt.
and
whoever said the other day that her and jay are beginning to look alike…I agree… 
Jerrica says:
Really? We’re back on this? I swear you would think Beyonce was the only chick whoever got pregnant and she was carrying Jesus as much as people write in about her.
because her milk is an upgrade from similac… 
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She is trying to make up for dropping that bomb of an album by dropping a baby to keep her stans happy! Her next album will include hits that speak about unspeakable joy in mother hood, and how she can keep both her baby and her man happy cuz she has two
@SANDRA ROSE
“Urbanrose is correct; the sex of a baby is impossible to detect, even at 6 weeks, because all developing embryos look the same until about the 20th week of gestation.”
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Is that the case for camels too?
Even if she was pregnant in April, isn’t it possible that because it she was so early on in the pregnancy that she didn’t even know she was pregnant? I was kicking it up in New York drinking my a$$ off the week a month before I found out I was pregant and when I found out I was already 8 or 9 weeks, so I was just thinking of all the bad stuff I was doing in the mean time not knowing I was pregnant. Get a life.
@ wut that post with the gay pic of the O doesn’t count it was a teaser of what is to come. my money is on twitter b/c besides the fay j thing I know some dumb celeb put up somethhing stupid besdies them BBQ wives.
@ Leapy
They do… we all know she loves her some jay-z so this child will look exactly like him just as she is looking like him.
Poor Ray J a dag on FETUS gets more shine than he does
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He is used to it. His sister’s fetus from 9-10 years ago was and still is more famous than he is…
GAGIRL87 says:
This chit is getting redundant I mean really doe
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I’m beginning to think that this is Sandra’s go-to-person, when she runs outta post for the day…she comes up with another Beyonce aint preggers story….
Not only is it getting redundant, its getting pretty sickening…
Let’s see how many post Tiny will gets if she announces she’s preggers with another one of T.I.’s piglets….
Is it wrong of me that i’m sick as hell of BeyJay’s fetus already?
I mean, I have nothing against it personally but, it’s wearing on my nerves.
@ Terri
*take this cup of water with lemon* Why you so hot mami?
Sit under the fan a bit you will cool off.
whenevr you wanna crack the code that is beyonce, go to Solange. I remember the media were trying to confirm bey/jay marriage. Well, being the astute intellect she is, Solange prefaced one of her interviews by saying “please do not ask me about my sister and brother in law.”
We won’t solange, we won’t.
14 Honycoatd says:
@ Terri
If it was a planned pregnancy more than likely she would have known before 6-8 weeks.
And I think it was planned because she did want to get pregnant at 30.
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I know it can be found out sooner, I’m just saying on average. Even if you did know way in advance, most doctors won’t even schedule your first doctors appoinment until you’re at least 8 weeks.
*Goes to
with Creamy*
This so “TIRED”! Whats going to happen when bey gave birth,are the “fanMAIL” writers going to accused her of buying the baby off the black marker? She pregnant, give it up! Btw, I hate her dress.
*busts shots at this post and erry other Bey post*
*pushes errybody who sends SR a Fanmail email bout this chit off the George Washington Bridge*
@ Honycoatd, who said I’m hot? I don’t care about no of the parties involved just don’t like sloppy work. Get your facts in order before you try to put someone on blast.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
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Off to the
If that’s a test tube baby, couldn’t they pic the gender before it was implanted?
I wonder if Jay’s gonna get to name her Brooklyn or if that chile gone end up with one of those Tina Knowles creation names. I ber that chick somewhere ret nah bedazzling the hell out of a baby layette set.
Jayonce is giving Aunty Sandra Mae money under the table for these post.
Jayonce does not care if you don’t read it because her STANS will try and suck the amniotic fluid from the sac thru these posts. Just so they can say Bedazzled Mama gave them life and chit
takes cremy and dimpz out the korner and takes the gun away from unpredic no need to go postal love. sit on the couch with us and place your bet on the next post
chibytex says:
GAGIRL87 says:
This chit is getting redundant I mean really doe
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I’m beginning to think that this is Sandra’s go-to-person, when she runs outta post for the day…she comes up with another Beyonce aint preggers story….
Not only is it getting redundant, its getting pretty sickening…
Let’s see how many post Tiny will gets if she announces she’s preggers with another one of T.I.’s piglets….
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Chi you a mess
I’m beginning to believe the rumors about Sandra stalking her!
2know the ledge says:
takes cremy and dimpz out the korner and takes the gun away from unpredic no need to go postal love. sit on the couch with us and place your bet on the next post
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To the
I go. Yall got sammiches and juice up in herrr???
@ Terri
Next time I will make sure I quote the medically licensed and state qualified doctors in my family before I give you help again :hissteeth:
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
I’m beginning to believe the rumors about Sandra stalking her!
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Imma have to agree witcha the girl is pregnant it’s not really worth all these posts and medical minutes
Sandra Mae Bulla uses the title for impact.
:goesofftowatchbigbootay69:
i was going to do sammiches and things but thought against it to much work we got popcorn doe. so we can throw it at certain SR folk. *throws popcorn at Tat b/c i heard she leaving us so gotta send throw some her way b4 she bounce
@ 2Know…It’ll probably be a JayZ post next or BO’s reaction to the pic in the last post.
come on UnPre, yea we got sum good stuff up in hea
@HONY
“:goesofftowatchbigbootay69:”
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I wonder if Jay’s gonna get to name her Brooklyn or if that chile gone end up with one of those Tina Knowles creation names. I ber that chick somewhere ret nah bedazzling the hell out of a baby layette set.
for a girl!!!! So she can bedazzle onesies and chit…
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I know Tina
lil Beyshawn is gonna chitting on them babies…
Whats going on in this
though 
Sandra can we get a NEW post pls I’m getting restless
Lay down.
And tell me what’s on your mind.
What exactly did he do?Tell me what he do…
To make you cry this time? To make you cry this time?
Well, I will be your comforter. I will make it right
He cast a shadow on your heart. And I will bring back your light
I will comfort comfort comfort you.
@ dimpz don’t think it will be a jay post it might be a chris brown b/c he hasn’t been brought up lately.
GAGIRL87 says:
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
I’m beginning to believe the rumors about Sandra stalking her!
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Imma have to agree witcha the girl is pregnant it’s not really worth all these posts and medical minutes
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EXAAACTLY. I’m like, are you the fahhvah???
@ Man
If I get my strap I can cum on you too
What flava yogurt you like, let me make sure to fit it up so you swallow it.
let me take that back our fav let’s us free rapper T.I.
I’m about to go check out some other blogs to see what other entertainment news is going on…Maybe I can help Sandra out…since she’s seem to run outta things to post about besides Bey and Jay’s “fake” pregnancy!!!
Im out yall
@HONY
“If I get my strap I can cum on you too
What flava yogurt you like, let me make sure to fit it up so you swallow it.”
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I don’t like the tidday thangs on that dress or the fact that her bra strap is showing. Bey you about to be a mommy, keep it cute.
I couldn’t even read what she said cuz Im lauging at 2KNOW for calling this
Im really horny today
@CHOCO
I was just thinking that. A friend of mine sent me an azzshot early this morning tho and now it’s been on my mind ever since.
Sandra Mae Bulla
Can we get a medical minute on the lack of quality porn please. It is causing me to have seizures and crap because I am not able to fully understand why all these biatches keep jumping in vans with stranger and they have sex but never get dropped off to where they wanted to going?
*Wonders if pregnancy nose spread effects rhinoplasty*
@ 2Know…..ION wanna hear about a Breezy or a damned T.I.P.!
that chick somewhere ret nah bedazzling the hell out of a baby layette set.
So she can bedazzle onesies and chit…
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Somewhere at a fabric store near her…they prolly thinking drag queens came and hit the place up last night…No…Tina’s azz has sucked all of their bedazzling supplies and gold lame frabic sources DRY.
@ Man
Forward it… I need to grade that artwork
please and thanks my dude
Here’s a few good posts: TVGuide leaves Taraji outta of the cover with the rest of her cast mates
Chris Brown pulls some lucky bish out the crowd and gives her a lap dance (lucky bish)
Kobe Bryant offering to loan Basket Ball players money since there wont be any basketball this season
BBQWives Laura Govan says “she aint messing with no broke nigga”
SEE Sandra there is PLENTY of other chit to talk about other than what’s going on in Beyonce’s uterus…..
@ Dimpz
I can’t wait on the Tip posts 
1 – We already know Solange is one fry short of a happy meal
2 – We already know Bey’s preggo & the padding is for shock value(and cd sales)
*What I wanna know is – did she look in the mirror before putting this gawd awful fitting dress on. If it wasn’t for her cleavage I’d swear her boobs were dropping down by her belt
@HONY COATED
“Can we get a medical minute on the lack of quality porn please. It is causing me to have seizures and crap because I am not able to fully understand why all these biatches keep jumping in vans with stranger and they have sex but never get dropped off to where they wanted to going?”
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You talkin bout “Pimp4aday?” I love they chit!
STILL with this?! *sigh*
(goes to read the comments anyway)
Yall Beyonce is just in her element at styling herself. She is just as good as the people that works for her.
@HONY
Ima send you the pic but you gotta send me one back in return from your stash.
@Man
Well send me a peen shot and we could call it even
Are we putting bets in on what Sandra gonna post or are we requesting too?
Money is on a Twitter post cause I am sure Ray might have something to say.
But if it a REQUEST…Sandra gone on down to the mall to see if you see Sharpie Lo and/or Sugar Crystals (Diamond) and report back.
AND why NO coverage of the dinner party that was thrown in honor of IDRIS ELBA???????? He was looking mighty tasty….
@ Man
You don’t want me to wash ur face with my yogurt so I am not a happy camper now
@Mybeautifulkeepsitcutedimpz
Let me lay on your chest and watch ur smile. All this chit in this post is making me unladylike
@HONY
“You don’t want me to wash ur face with my yogurt so I am not a happy camper now ”
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BUT, I’m all for “Hony-juice-staches.”
They probably do know the sex of the baby already. They are using a surrogate that is probably further along than Bey’s on/off baby bump. We all know how bright Bey is so she probably forgot to wear the bump that night. She looked like she was about explode in her baby gap bikini a couple of weeks, now she is able to hide it under one Tina’s “Another Bad Creation.” I blame that damn magic wand (bedazzler).
chibytex says:
AND why NO coverage of the dinner party that was thrown in honor of IDRIS ELBA???????? He was looking mighty tasty….
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What website are the pictures on?
Damn all of this, I think I’m more mad that this says, “don’t you suppose to be about 20 weeks” than I could ever be at Solange, Beyonce, Jay Z, the baby, or Frankie & Neffe.
don’t you suppose to be about 20 weeks”
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Dayum I thought I was the only who read that twice
@ Man
Come suck my toes, I just did them in a new color. They dry now and plus its non-toxic nail polish.
KDub says:
Are we putting bets in on what Sandra gonna post or are we requesting too?
Money is on a Twitter post cause I am sure Ray might have something to say.
But if it a REQUEST…Sandra gone on down to the mall to see if you see Sharpie Lo and/or Sugar Crystals (Diamond) and report back.
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Its going to be a long 9 months, I am 4 months along and doctor won’t even tell me what it is til I am 20 weeks, because at this time its the most accurate, so yes thats right.
@GaGirl
Its on Sandra’s rivial’s site…Her name starts with an n and it rhymes with itchie….I think Ms. Itchie was INVITED cause she was pics with Idris and pics of the food and chit…
*emails man’s peen shot to everyone* #helpful
@ Milan
congrats…Money talks and bullchit walks
@ TY…..That surrogate option keeps sticking in my head too for soem reason but, I don’t know or really care so
*pulls shirt over head and fluffs up bewbs*
@Hony
@HONY
“Come suck my toes, I just did them in a new color. They dry now and plus its non-toxic nail polish.”
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Ok. Do your nipples have on this same nail polish? I mean, just in case the tits need a lil sucking too.
@ Man
You sucking my toes or what?
@CANDI
“*emails man’s peen shot to everyone* #helpful”
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Honycoatd says:
@ Milan
congrats…Money talks and bullchit walks
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Awwww thanks Hun
Sandra Mae saying “yall kiss my BRITISH Azz”
Being the Beyonce is a perfectionsit…………………she is defiantly prego
Creamy
she would say kiss my arse if she had her accent still
Carrington says:
Damn all of this, I think I’m more mad that this says, “don’t you suppose to be about 20 weeks” than I could ever be at Solange, Beyonce, Jay Z, the baby, or Frankie & Neffe.
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this is so sad..I had my first doctor visit at 5 wks.. My daughter was being a diva so it took a hr to get her to show me what she was working with…Leave Bey and her camel hybrid alone please and thank you
I do look forward to the comments because they are always Hee larry us
from other post- @hony baby im sorry. Come ere
@HONY
Check ur email.
Man you blood knuckle dragger… where is the pic?
Back to my Beyoncés, you deserve three stacks word to Andre
Call Larry Gagosian
You belong in museums, you belong in vintage clothes crushing the whole building
You belong with niggas who used to be known for dope dealin’
You too dope for any of those civilians
That surrogate option keeps sticking in my head too for soem reason but, I don’t know or really care so
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Yesterday I was like watch her baby come out looking white and chit with light eyes like her nephew and I promise I thought the same surrogate!
@luvher
Can you please remove my knickers so you can see my tumtum.
CHA Deuce says:
Back to my Beyoncés, you deserve three stacks word to Andre
Call Larry Gagosian
You belong in museums, you belong in vintage clothes crushing the whole building
You belong with niggas who used to be known for dope dealin’
You too dope for any of those civilians
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Heyyyyy bew.
Not again.. Oy vey!!
@HONY
“Man you blood knuckle dragger… where is the pic?”
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I sent it!
ChaChizzle, you have mail.
The word bedazzle has been used numerous times in this post. And it dawned on me….Tina Knowles bedazzle gun is more famous than Ray J. Smdh…
CHA Deuce says:
Back to my Beyoncés, you deserve three stacks word to Andre
Call Larry Gagosian
You belong in museums, you belong in vintage clothes crushing the whole building
You belong with niggas who used to be known for dope dealin’
You too dope for any of those civilians
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Get ya own dog ya heard that’s my b*itch
Laura and Gilbert Arenas have that “black ghetto love”…her words
@Hony
Tum tum tho.. I like
KDub says:
The word bedazzle has been used numerous times in this post. And it dawned on me….Tina Knowles bedazzle gun is more famous than Ray J. Smdh…
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KDub says:
The word bedazzle has been used numerous times in this post. And it dawned on me….Tina Knowles bedazzle gun is more famous than Ray J. Smdh…
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Why you bull chitting it really is…Its been famous since like 97-98 when DC first came out…
NaijaGal says:
Laura and Gilbert Arenas have that “black ghetto love”…her words
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And her spongebob squarepants built azz had the nerve to call someone else a rat.
<—-SMH
When I get some time to come in here, this what i get
SMH
Afternoon Folks
@Sandra, can we have a “Things more famous than Ray J post”, please????????????
Let’s start with, that missing flip flop. That chit is more famous than Ray J.
Tina Knowles bedazzle gun is more famous than Ray J. Smdh…
@Un if you read that interview there’s no way she received her “degrees” from an accredited university.
Laura and Gilbert Arenas have that “black ghetto love”…her words
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They have black and big azz Samoan love.
Laura Govan’s dialect is the worse I be like does she really talk that dumb and I don’t think Gilbert is that into her -she seems naive, gullible, just not cool
ShesFreeeeee
Hi mami
Onto other things: I will take Chris Brown’s dancer on the left please and thank you. He can take me down, around and even sideways
@UNPRE, Special K from the Rickey Smiley moanin show did “things more threatening than Ray J” chit was hee-larious
KDub says:
Laura and Gilbert Arenas have that “black ghetto love”…her words
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They have black and big azz Samoan love.
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@CFREE Is that Prince in your Gravi? LOL
NaijaGal says:
@Un if you read that interview there’s no way she received her “degrees” from an accredited university.
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@Choco I swear I lost a few braincells trying to decipher what she was saying
Ghetto Love???? Total blank stare what’s wrong with Black Love oh she aint black
@ Naija
She is probably from some “online school”.
Heyyyyy Cocoa!!!
<—-Ray J's punch that he threw at Fab. 
Myle’s (Brandy’s tv brother) ears are more famous than Ray J
@Naija
But it’s soooo weird like she is truly uneducated and what with the stuffy nose sound all the time! Me no likey GOVANS
@Hony I think she just bought the degrees
Milian
he’s feeling some kinda way, dont mind him 
NaijaGal says:
@Hony I think she just bought the degrees
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I just don’t understand how she was so broke, but claims she comes from money.
Milian he’s feeling some kinda way, dont mind him
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I love it, its hiliarious!
Laura has a masters degree sadly and has even started on a PhD.
I think she went to UCLA.
THings more interesting than RAY J
Tammi Romans wigs
Jackie’s extensions and the lack there of
Imani’s chubby bear appearance
Draya’s medicinal douche
Shaunies new boring look shorts and heels
Royces form of birth control
on and on and on
Laura Govan On Draya-This chit is funny!!
I think Draya is a good person but Draya is a hustler. At the end of the day, I would classify her to be a groupie or a gold digger. She is what she is and she stays in her lane and I can’t knock her hustle and I don’t. That’s just like at the end of the day, we really don’t co-exist like I’m on the floor, you’re in the nose bleeds and I keep it moving. She’ll never have a house and I hope you do have a house one day but today ain’t gonna be the day or even messing with my man or anybody else’s man. Draya walks a fine line but she owns her lane and you have to respect that but at the end of the day, groupies and gold diggers don’t co-exist. I don’t speak like she speaks, I don’t do what she does and she fits in that category so she stays there.
I do feel like somebody is gonna save her. I mean after awhile, she’s always in the mix …I mean she’s dated a lot of athletes. She really has no ties or connections to this show. It is what it is but like I said, I’m not hating on her. I’ve always been the type I never blame the woman, I use too and then I realized wait a minute, if you didn’t pull your pants down this broad wouldn’t even have nothing to say.
I don’t blame the woman, I always blame the guy. I don’t look at the woman anymore and be like “Oh, you raunchy hoe!” For what? She’s just doing her job! She’s just staying in her lane trying to get that cheese when she’s hooked up with him or just trying to get her purse when she rocks with him so it is what it is.
Busta Rhymes big azz neck is more famous than Ray J.
@ Unpred…not quite
Money thru back child support payments probably. Or better yet the little shop her mum and pa had that barely kept the lights on she is bragging about.
KDub says:
Laura has a masters degree sadly and has even started on a PhD.
I think she went to UCLA.
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I hit you back UN PREDYCKS
GA GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALREADY BISH
@Chiby, thanks for flucking up the rest of my brain cells.
Jackie’s extensions and the lack there of
pointhimout says:
whenevr you wanna crack the code that is beyonce, go to Solange. I remember the media were trying to confirm bey/jay marriage. Well, being the astute intellect she is, Solange prefaced one of her interviews by saying “please do not ask me about my sister and brother in law.”
We won’t solange, we won’t.
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Amber’s Rose va-jay-jay is more famous than Ray J….
<<<<<really pomegranate IZZE
Choco,
Laura is annoying…. and then she tries to talk all low and seductive…what is worse than a chicken or bird… a duck? Whatever it is, that is what her and her SISTER are…and then Gloria kills me acting all HARD…she was just being too extra with them girls on that basketball court…
Wake me up when Malaysia and Draya get their own spinoff show….but I am no LONGER ENTERTAINED OR AMUSED by these hoes…. I guess Ill go back to watching Operation Repo see what Froy, Sonya and the rest of the gang are doing these days……
Ur Welcome UnprecMIRS…
I just had to post that..cause Laura is throwing Lawry’s Seasoning Salt on Draya….
Unpredictable says:
KDub says:
Laura has a masters degree sadly and has even started on a PhD.
I think she went to UCLA.
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For UnP…about Laura….
One thing is that I’m a dedicated mom of four. I’ve played basketball all my life. I coached on a college level and I attempted to play overseas, but I was injured. It was time for basketball to end for me. I worked for the Golden State Warriors, which is where I met Gilbert [Arenas], my fiancé. Then I got my masters in Sports Psychology. I was in a masters PhD program but I started having children so I stopped. I’ve had four kids in five years. My youngest is three months old.
Lil Kim’s original body and face is more famous than Ray J.
u can have all types of degrees and still be ignorant and or ghetto
@ Cfree Jackie Christie is the ONLY person on the face of GOD’s green earth whose weaves and weaves ponytails look like they have ALOPECIA!!! How your weave have ALOPECIA?????
then Gloria kills me acting all HARD…she was just being too extra with them girls on that basketball court…
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I was actually pleased to see that shoes does something other than sniff Matt’s balls all day (no pun intended)
I think its good that she’s coaching….even though she was putting on for the cameras and chit…
and then Gloria kills me acting all HARD…she was just being too extra with them girls on that basketball court…
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Chile that damn scene irked me so… and Gloria does really thinks she’s hard like whats that all about???
Solange’s emergency marriage is more famous than Ray J.
chibytex says:
Ur Welcome UnprecMIRS…
I just had to post that..cause Laura is throwing Lawry’s Seasoning Salt on Draya….
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Seems like all those bishes hatin on Draya except for Malaysia. Ole bitter azz bishes, like Ray J’s “career.”
CANDI B FLY in to my arms let me hold you boo
pointhimout says:
whenevr you wanna crack the code that is beyonce, go to Solange. I remember the media were trying to confirm bey/jay marriage. Well, being the astute intellect she is, Solange prefaced one of her interviews by saying “please do not ask me about my sister and brother in law.”
We won’t solange, we won’t.
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LOL!!!
*flutters over to cha cha*
chibytex says:
then Gloria kills me acting all HARD…she was just being too extra with them girls on that basketball court…
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I was actually pleased to see that shoes does something other than sniff Matt’s balls all day (no pun intended)
I think its good that she’s coaching….even though she was putting on for the cameras and chit…
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I see you reading up about Laura has killed your brain cells as well.
One thing is that I’m a dedicated mom of four. I’ve played basketball all my life. I coached on a college level and I attempted to play overseas, but I was injured. It was time for basketball to end for me. I worked for the Golden State Warriors, which is where I met Gilbert [Arenas], my fiancé. Then I got my masters in Sports Psychology. I was in a masters PhD program but I started having children so I stopped. I’ve had four kids in five years. My youngest is three months old.
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Well this at least proves she wasnt a groupie….like Draya
I was actually pleased to see that shoes does something other than sniff Matt’s balls all day (no pun intended)
I think its good that she’s coaching….even though she was putting on for the cameras and chit…
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I see you reading up about Laura has killed your brain cells as well.
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I be typing too damn fast…
All of the cast for the love of Ray J aka. “baby fish” and the love of Ray J two are more famous than Ray J. Them hoes stay on that OTHER website…
Real’s hair and Chance’s gap are more famous than Ray J…
That tatoo that Rick Ross has in the middle of his face between his eyes that looks like a panus is more famous than Ray J.
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..WHEN HAVE BEYONCE OR ANYONE IN THEIR CAMP SAID HOW MANY WEEKS OR MONTHS SHE IS? JUST FUNNY!
I’ve had four kids in five years.
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Dumb chick did you ever stop to think about getting him to marry you! During the four pregnancies – or it was better to have all those kids for child support – I can’t see it!
Draya is a nice girl with big dreams thats all. And of course she knows her lane and her capability to captivate her “customers”. They just mad because they were hungry birds at one time and had it harder than Draya.
Unpredictable says:
NaijaGal says:
Laura and Gilbert Arenas have that “black ghetto love”…her words
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And her spongebob squarepants built azz had the nerve to call someone else a rat. <—-SMH
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TATTEDDDDD!! If you are lurking I have a question…send me an email if you still have it (I didnt save yours).
Sweet Baby Ray’s bbq sauce is more famous than Ray J.
CFREE says:
Jackie’s extensions and the lack there of
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I was like “what she do” it looks the same as when she went into the salon…
Jackie has really thin hair…and instead of getting sew-in she tries to blend her hair with the weave…that’s why it be looking so thin…she needs to talk to Laquisha/Malaysia and see who does her weave…cause it really thick and cute…
That porn star’s dack that Caviar (from the love of Ray J) broke, is more famous than Ray J.
the dream’s moobs are more famous
i guess laura thinks she’s better since she slipped gilbert a roofie in his gatorade so that she could get pregnant
@ Choco
Is it the lack of marriage part or the 4 children in 5 yrs that got you looking crazy?
Things More Famous Than Ray-J…
Lil Wayne’s jeggings
Sharpie Lo’s hairline
Nicki Minaj’s butt pads
Chris Brown’s fists
Rihanna’s coconuts
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Both of the Govan sisters are dumb as hell to me…but Laura takes the cake for getting back with Gilbert after he left broke and pregnant. She sounds like a real fool hating on Draya when she needs to worry about herself!
@Leap
I don’t understand how Jackie don’t see how whack that chit looks and then they be letting her hair stick out in scenes and no one says anything
Choco,
I say we take a drive to Los Angeles and SOCK boff of them hoes dead in their mouth…Ray J style…
Nicki Minaj’s violent suitcase is more famous than Ray J.
Martinigal says:
This so “TIRED”! Whats going to happen when bey gave birth,are the “fanMAIL” writers going to accused her of buying the baby off the black marker?
Y’all gonna let Brandy’s little brother let his mama on y’all making fun of him and chit.
prynsexxx says:
Sweet Baby Ray’s bbq sauce is more famous than Ray J.
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You aint lying…cause I keeps a bottle of that chit in the fridge or the cabinets…that chit is fiyah….
my hubby puts BBQ sauce on everything…that’s gotta be some Chi-town chit….
Trying to listen to 50 tell his version on that other site….but funk master flex wont shut the hayle up so the man can talk
but Laura takes the cake for getting back with Gilbert after he left broke and pregnant.
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Exactly I mean he seems EVIL but maybe he feels she has trapped him – but I don’t think Laura is a confident as she may portray herself to be – I think Gilbert will leave her again becuz he know she will take him back
leapyearpisces says:
Choco,
I say we take a drive to Los Angeles and SOCK boff of them hoes dead in their mouth…Ray J style…
Thanks to Ray J the word “SOCK” and all derivities of the word.. i.e. SOCKED…SOCKING…SOCKS… are all more FAMOUS than Ray J
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HONY COATED says:
“Can we get a medical minute on the lack of quality porn please. It is causing me to have seizures and crap because I am not able to fully understand why all these biatches keep jumping in vans with stranger and they have sex but never get dropped off to where they wanted to going?”
or the lack of men eating puzzay on these porns! 
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leapyearpisces says:
@ Cfree Jackie Christie is the ONLY person on the face of GOD’s green earth whose weaves and weaves ponytails look like they have ALOPECIA!!! How your weave have ALOPECIA?????
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U GOING TO HAIL!!!! ALPECIA! BWAHHHAAAAAHHAAA!!!!!!
I say we take a drive to Los Angeles and SOCK boff of them hoes dead in their mouth…Ray J style…
Even said RAY J was on something that mofo was screaming at the phone
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@UN
“That porn star’s dack that Caviar (from the love of Ray J) broke, is more famous than Ray J.”
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I was flucking not too long ago and ol girl started riding hard and that chit crossed my mind.
That chit traumatized me more than the death of family members.
the 4 children in 5 yrs that got you looking crazy?
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Its like dayum bish let your puzzi breathe…chit…I know that bish got to be going crazy…all them damn kids back to back….
The basketball league in Italy offered Kobe $600k per game if he plays for them
He needs to pack up and get the hell on. $600k/game 
@ Choco
she will because if all your life you wanna be rich or have a “baller” and you get one, do you think you gonna let that chit go just because unknown fukkers think your an idiot and chit. NOOOOOO because his money is more important than your self esteem and image.
@CHIBY
My sister drinks Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce like water.
The jar of Vick’s Vapor Rub that Ray Charles mama used on his eyes is more famous than Ray J.
chibytex says:
prynsexxx says:
Sweet Baby Ray’s bbq sauce is more famous than Ray J.
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You aint lying…cause I keeps a bottle of that chit in the fridge or the cabinets…that chit is fiyah….
my hubby puts BBQ sauce on everything…that’s gotta be some Chi-town chit….
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Baby, that ain’t only in the Chi. I got THREE bottles turned upside down in the fridge and one upright on the counter as. I. type. LOL
Henny Blaque says:
Trying to listen to 50 tell his version on that other site….but funk master flex wont shut the hayle up so the man can talk
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I can’t stand Flex’s bish azz voice.
ALL of Lil Waynes baby mamas are TRULY REALLY more FAMOUS than Ray J..and that one is a TRUE statement (even Ming-Lao)…
@ Hony, AINT NOBODY scurred of Sonya Mae Norwood except Brandy, Willie Norwood Jr and Sr, and Brandy’s EXTRA putting on for the camera friend, and the cousin that she cussed out one time that work for them….LOL
I have 3 children under 3 and chit so
See what I mean MonicaBrown tweet share some of your best moments in your lives and I may share a few of mine BISH PLS YOU JUST WANT A REASON TO FUKN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF
I should create twitter just to follow her and SCREAM STFU #drops mic
Chaz Bono’s chest mutilation and extra side of tidday meat the dr. forgot to cut off is more important than Ray J.
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He said and I quote “I’ll sock Fab in the face”
That chit was sooooo extremely funny to me…cause who the fukk STILL says that chit…
I have 3 children under 3 and chit so
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That’s cool just not cool for me! And I still think she is stupid for having so many kids back to back
even amniocentesis isn’t done until the 18th week. any earlier can cause probs with the baby’s limb development.
i’ve never tried sweet baby ray’s. i was trying to look for bbq sauce without high fructose corn syrup and the only one i noticed so far was stubb’s…but i tried one of their flavors and it was gross. shoulda tried original instead of trying to be fancy
Kwame’s polka dots are more famous than Ray J.
Choco aka Hippie says:
See what I mean MonicaBrown tweet share some of your best moments in your lives and I may share a few of mine BISH PLS YOU JUST WANT A REASON TO FUKN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF
I should create twitter just to follow her and SCREAM STFU #drops mic
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MUNCHOSGIRL says:
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..WHEN HAVE BEYONCE OR ANYONE IN THEIR CAMP SAID HOW MANY WEEKS OR MONTHS SHE IS? JUST FUNNY!
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Baby, that ain’t only in the Chi. I got THREE bottles turned upside down in the fridge and one upright on the counter as. I. type. LOL
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SMH!!!!!!
Not sure how I feel about the Govan sister’s. Just read that they grew up “affluent” and in a “prominent family”…so don’t think Laura had to have babies for child support. She left a pretty nice job, she was working in PR for the Warriors front office and moved to DC to be with Gil…and that Agent Zero pushed her away cause he has issues with his OWN mother who abandoned him…
Old Washington Post story.
Did yall hear about a baller buying a groupie/jumpoff (same difference) a hair salon?
@ Choco
Well I get ya she didnt have twins and chit and I did but oh wwell. She is unmarried so a child support check is important.
MJ’s sizzling Jheri Curl is STILL more famous than Ray J.
Fab not claiming Emily is more famous than Ray J.
@Hony
It’s a little bit of both – I mean if Im on your second child we should be discussing marriage – Im not giving him four kids back to back and no marriage chit is dumb to me
who the fukk STILL says that chit…
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The knot on Eric Williams forehead is more famous than RayJ
prynsexxx says:
Did yall hear about a baller buying a groupie/jumpoff (same difference) a hair salon?
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Nah, I ain’t hear about that. But that chit is more famous than Ray J.
Jennifer’s colored contacts are more famous than Ray J.
prynsexxx says:
chibytex says:
prynsexxx says:
Sweet Baby Ray’s bbq sauce is more famous than Ray J.
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You aint lying…cause I keeps a bottle of that chit in the fridge or the cabinets…that chit is fiyah….
my hubby puts BBQ sauce on everything…that’s gotta be some Chi-town chit….
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Baby, that ain’t only in the Chi. I got THREE bottles turned upside down in the fridge and one upright on the counter as. I. type. LOL
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You guys should try Budweiser’s BBQ sauce & hot wing sauce! I usually make my own hot wing sauce, but boff of them bish’s are the TRUFF!
this right here had me dying lol Lil Kim’s original body and face is more famous than Ray J.
prynsexxx says:
Did yall hear about a baller buying a groupie/jumpoff (same difference) a hair salon?
Thats why I said Savannah is well within her rights to show some cleavage. The salon is laid out…friend my azz 
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Stevie Wonder’s 5 braids he got left are more famous than Ray J.
She is unmarried so a child support check is important.
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I know child support is important I collected it my damnself but do better planning the bish acts so fukn stupid – kid after kid after kid – like you don’t know how to do anything else except bear children – and fuk that chit I won’t ever believe that bish has degrees even if she showed me the piece of paper – WTF
@ Choco
I totally understand what your saying. She I didn’t want to have anymore children and left him after I found out. Not dealing with ninja fools who try to baby u up so you will never leave them
HEY EVERYONE
Honycoatd says:
I have 3 children under 3 and chit so
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How do you handle those many diapers at once! I have three and they are 3years apart I was losing it with one in pamper and one coming out of pullups! That chit gets expensive! Literally!
@CHOCO
tweet share some of your best moments in your lives and I may share a few of mine BISH PLS YOU JUST WANT A REASON TO FUKN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF
“See what I mean
I should create twitter just to follow her and SCREAM STFU #drops mic”
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Tweeter: “I got a Purple Heart for saving lives during the war in Iraq.”
: “That’s cool and chit, but for me Jocko waited only one day to call me back after I left him 35 messages 
“
stubb’s
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THAT name alone reminds of their hot wing sauce or some shat I tried…… FIYAH (not in a good way)….I ain’t NEVER had something so hot and flavorless in my LIFE and I don’t use “hot sauce” I only use Tabasco…so THAT had to be some HOT shat!
Ok, I can’t mess with y’all cause now y’all done got me going…
YES WCW, he said SOCKED…didn’t you hear the interview? OMG!!
yes, he REALLY use that word…. 
OMG I am laughing so hard right now..every time I think about it..yes
Choco,
I just knew babyfish was gonna have PURE stroke or an anuerysm the way he was going off Monday… I just knew he was gonna bust a brain vessel…
The prescription of CYMBALTA that Ray J did not get filled is more famous than Ray J.
KDub says:
Not sure how I feel about the Govan sister’s. Just read that they grew up “affluent” and in a “prominent family”…so don’t think Laura had to have babies for child support. She left a pretty nice job, she was working in PR for the Warriors front office and moved to DC to be with Gil…and that Agent Zero pushed her away cause he has issues with his OWN mother who abandoned him…
Old Washington Post story.
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yeah I’m on the fence with them…I dont think its cool that Laura publicly disses Draya, yet I understand what she is saying. I do think it was retarded of her to have all them kids by Gilbert, yet I understand why she went back to him…with all them kids it makes since to work it out cause aint too many more dudes gonna wanna be with a female with 4 kids under 5 yo….
I sorta like Gloria although her thinking she better than the Miami wives is puzzling to me. I do think Matt be going upside her head too…But I think he loves her…
ION KNOW!!!
TATTED that budweiser bbq sauce is the truth
Susie’s Lisp is more famous than Ray J
HARLEM – aint it though! I loves that chit! Heeey bew –
musiq’s lazy eye is more famous
leapyearpisces says:
Real’s hair and Chance’s gap are more famous than Ray J…
@ Wut
Well as Laura Govan would say ” I don’t mess with broke nucca.” I had my twins and then 5 months later I took in my little cousin who was 5 weeks at the time. Now the 3 of them act like triplet. People at times look at my bonus baby and ask if I got pregnant with a different man child like that story and I have to tell them she is my baby jus not biologically. Damn nosey people. But it is alot. I potty trained them all at 11 months so they have been outta diapers and pulls up a long time now.
Erykah Badu using yayo in EVERYSONG is more famous
Tatted hey bew you spoke this moaning and i meant to speak, ME just been in the
all morning and C$!T 
@TY
“Did yall hear about a baller buying a groupie/jumpoff (same difference) a hair salon?
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Thats why I said Savannah is well within her rights to show some cleavage. The salon is laid out…friend my azz”
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**looks at Savannah….still waiting on pic to finish loading…bout half way through…computer starting to overheat…**
Um…Savannah should play her posistion and embrace this new better looking “friend” into the fold.
Might help her get some money.
TATTTTTTEEDDDD!
Harlem!!!!!!!!
the 10 most things more famous than ray J:
10. brandy’s big toe
9. trump’s hair
8. jamie foxx’s hairline
7. busta’ ryhmes hairline
6. neyo’s hairline
5. ll cool j’s head
4. kim k’s fake arse
3. beyawnce’s fake baby
2. riri’s read hair and the number one thing more famous than ray J drumroll please
1. da bart’s babies
The sht that Bobby dug out of Whitney’s ass that time is more famous than Ray J.
TATTED
Oh and KDUB fluck you for sayin that Doug Christie look like powder I choked on my damn juice with tears in my eyes reading that chit yesterday
<—SMH
Tatted says:
You guys should try Budweiser’s BBQ sauce & hot wing sauce!
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Will do. You know bbq sauce goes on ANYTHING! LOL
….and while you’re here @Tatted…….who do you root for Bengals or the Browns.
Real & Chance
@Hony
But that’s the thing it seems as though she wanted the kids I mean yeah it takes two but it’s her body – I left my ex hubby but I knew before and after my daughter that I had reservations about our relationship I held on but Im glad I didn’t give him any more children and we were married she said herself he had kicked her out so many times with their kids when do you stop and be like FUK HIM! Again he would kick her out of his home with their kids – SHE IS A FUKN FOOL!
Slick Rick’s patch is more famous than Ray J.
How do you handle those many diapers at once! I have three and they are 3years apart I was losing it with one in pamper and one coming out of pullups! That chit gets expensive! Literally!
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I would have committed suicide…all that crying and cleaning diapers, and making bottles, getting up in the middle of the night…did I mention all that crying….NO WAY!!!!
I aint strong enough in the mind for that…I’m just being honest!!!
Heeey Creamy & XYZ
& 
Kelly Rowlands hard
is more famous than Ray J
Both Govans are desperate to be famous or infamous…neither dude is going to marry them. She’s been with Gilbert on/off for 10 years. A fcuking decade and busts out 4 kids yet they couldn’t go to vegas or the jp and make that ish official? Matt & Gloria got twins, shacking and were planning a wedding and now nothing? And the fact they have these high and mighty attitudes kills me every time
@YSO
“The sht that Bobby dug out of Whitney’s ass that time is more famous than Ray J.”
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That don’t count cause Ray J. might have left some of his DNA up in there so it counts as “him.”
Da Bart
TATTED SEE #173…EMAIL ME BOO I GOT A QUESTION!
Solange is more famous than Ray J.
That lil monkey that can suck a MEAN dack and that likes to smoke Newports from the Hangover II is more Famous than Ray J.
The bottom of Chrissy’s Louboutins are more famous than Ray J.
lol, we still talking about Dorian?
@ Prynn – YOU MUST TRY IT!
you tryna get me fugged up! I’m not a fan of either. My wife goes hard for the Browns ALL DAY LONG! I’mma NO Saint/SD Charger/Dallas Cowboy kinda girl. I use to go hard for Tennessee Titans but not so much anymore!
@ choco
True but she is a selfish person because all that is not good for the babies but she is thinking it is
@MAN
Ew.
I do think Matt be going upside her head too…But I think he loves her…
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That’s not love if he’s beating on her!
R Kelly’s pee is more famous than Ray J
XYZ – I just sent it!
@ Man
Your an anal fart.
prynsexxx says:
Chaz Bono’s chest mutilation and extra side of tidday meat the dr. forgot to cut off is more important than Ray J.
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had kicked her out so many times with their kids when do you stop and be like FUK HIM! Again he would kick her out of his home with their kids – SHE IS A FUKN FOOL!
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When she said that chit I was like: What kind of nigga kicks HIS kids out in the street…..that nigga got issues….
Choco aka Hippie says:
I do think Matt be going upside her head too…But I think he loves her…
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That’s not love if he’s beating on her!
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Some ppl beg to differ!
Bubbles the chimp is more famous than Ray J, whatever happened to him by the way
@PINTSIZE
Now that was just uncalled for.
@Tatted…..just wonderin’. LOL
ZZZZzzzzzz
SWEAR ON THIS GAWD’S GRAIN EARF I’M NEVER SPEAKING TO HONY AGAIN!
@ Cha – Heeeeey Chabeeeewski, wiff your purrrrti self.
@Hony
Right you see its a lot about her situation that makes me look at her and really ponder if this chick has any sense – He will let her live with him but I gotta a feeling his heart is somewhere else but I haven’t seen them together either….
K thanks hun!
@ Man
I knew you were a arse bandit!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
“Did yall hear about a baller buying a groupie/jumpoff (same difference) a hair salon?
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Thats why I said Savannah is well within her rights to show some cleavage. The salon is laid out…friend my azz”
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**looks at Savannah….still waiting on pic to finish loading…bout half way through…computer starting to overheat…**
Um…Savannah should play her posistion and embrace this new better looking “friend” into the fold. Might help her get some money.
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U can tell he dropped some money on his “friends” salon. Savannah needs to show his azz what it feels like to have such good “friends: #dumbazzbytches
@ Prynn – I know Clee’land wouldn’t the ratt answer, huh?!
263 leapyearpisces says:
The bottom of Chrissy’s Louboutins are more famous than Ray J.
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@CHIBY
“When she said that chit I was like: What kind of nigga kicks HIS kids out in the street…..that nigga got issues….”
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1. a nigga that ain’t sho’ them kids his
2. a nigga that’s pizzed off
I’mma NO Saint/SD Charger/Dallas Cowboy kinda girl
on the Saints and Cowboys…..
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My Nigga!!! (Denzel voice)
Fab’s chipped tooth is more famous than Ray J.
A bear chittin in the woods is more famous than Ray J.
A+ is more famous than Ray J.
Skeelo is more famous than Ray J.
Esther Baxter’s fetus in the toilet is more famous than Ray J.
Natalie Nun’s chin is more famous than Ray J
Milan Millian says:
Bubbles the chimp is more famous than Ray J, whatever happened to him by the way
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I heard MJ beat dat ass for pee’n on hisself….per da help.
@Tatted
I know I was in a abusive relationship and that nicca to do day will confess his undying love for me – FUKKKKKK U! (to him)
@ Mirs
awwww
HEY TATTED TATAS your HIGHNESS 
SUP CHOCO
@TY
“U can tell he dropped some money on his “friends” salon. Savannah needs to show his azz what it feels like to have such good “friends: #dumbazzbytches”
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SHE DID!
see: Rashard Lewis
That nigga dunked in Savannah’s basket a few times so LeBum ups and gets a “new friend.”
Bill Clinton’s “stain” on Monica Luwenksi’s dress is more famous than Ray J
My Nigga!!! (Denzel voice)
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Can’t NOBODY say MY NIGGA like Denzel!
lmao.
i wish i could see gravies right now.
Well, Milan since YOU HAD TO ASK about Bubbles, I saw an episode on Animal Planet back in May they did on him. It waa a whole documentary on his life with MJ and at the end Latoya went to see him and that fool (LATOYA) has to BE CRACKED out anyhoo..now Bubbles is about a good I’ll say 200-300 pounds now maybe even more and the caretaker had Bubbles come up to the fence and Latoya was talking all foolish talking about you remmember me don’t you bubbles….I know you know Bubbles…and she started crying talking about he knows ( I guess about MJ’s death)..and bubbles was looking at her like
Yall I need a porn break
See you all in 30 mins… be good and leave Ray J alone.
@HONY
“I knew you were a arse bandit!”
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The back of Forest Whitaker’s neck/head is more famous than Ray J
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Prynn – I know Clee’land wouldn’t the ratt answer, huh?!
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*twerks it like a fog lense*
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
I do think Matt be going upside her head too…But I think he loves her…
I have two friends that I know gets Ike Turnered by their man…and you aint telling them bishes their man dont love them…as a matter of fact they think if a dude DONT beat your he aint no man…so women really like to fight with there man…one of my friends said that she kicks chit off so she KNOWS what she says is gonna get her slapped…
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That’s not love if he’s beating on her!
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Some ppl beg to differ!
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Looking for a daddy in all the wrong places…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
“U can tell he dropped some money on his “friends” salon. Savannah needs to show his azz what it feels like to have such good “friends: #dumbazzbytches”
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SHE DID!
see: Rashard Lewis
That nigga dunked in Savannah’s basket a few times so LeBum ups and gets a “new friend.”
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I thought that was a rumor. So they did hook up?
@LEAP
I saw that with LaToya and Bubbles!
@ Choco – I had someone go upside my head one time and I beat that muthafugga’s ass w/an iron! They lucky it wasn’t hot! We were on a road trip to Indianapolis – when the Black Expo was real hawt & they got froggy. My mom drove from Toledo, OH to Indianapolis to pick a bish up…..w/crew in tow!
Cfreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *prince face*
and bubbles was looking at her like
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Unpredictable says:
Fab’s chipped tooth is more famous than Ray J.
A bear chittin in the woods is more famous than Ray J.
A+ is more famous than Ray J.
Skeelo is more famous than Ray J.
Esther Baxter’s fetus in the toilet is more famous than Ray J.
this btch
@ Pryn –
The back of Forest Whitakers neck?
YSoSerious says:
@PINTSIZE
Now that was just uncalled for.
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What I do???
Savannah aint no better than Laura, Gloria, Imani, Evelyn and the rest of these professional fiance….she just carries herself in a more classy way…
@ Chiby – Ion get it! I didnt like getting a whooping as a child. I got one whooping, one punch to the mouf & slapped once……
THAT WAS ENUFF FOR ME!
@TY
“I thought that was a rumor. So they did hook up?”
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I heard some website had hotel receipts and chit.
I tell you this, it all seems plausible. Especially when LeBron starts playing like chit at weird (crucial) times.
The NBA got mo “Hoe-Swapping” goin on than a lil bit.
Did any of yall hear about Yahoo blocking folks’ emails? Some people were trying to organize a protest on Wall Street and they kept getting error messages. Some other organization investigated it and found that they weren’t able to get emails concerning the protest out from several different cpu and accounts. They let Yahoo know what they found and were issued a statement saying it was a “glitch” or something but it only affected those particular emails…
@TATTED
You shole do got a lot of violent stories and chit with you…
Bish that is attempted murder….you a crazy bish….
@Tatted, I saw what u typed about Alton Coleman and Debra Brown yesterday. I’m a true crime buff so I know that story well. I’m sorry that happened to ur best friend. Those 2 mufuggas were savages and they need 2 execute Debra already..smh
leapyearpisces says:
Well, Milan since YOU HAD TO ASK about Bubbles, I saw an episode on Animal Planet back in May they did on him. It waa a whole documentary on his life with MJ and at the end Latoya went to see him and that fool (LATOYA) has to BE CRACKED out anyhoo..now Bubbles is about a good I’ll say 200-300 pounds now maybe even more and the caretaker had Bubbles come up to the fence and Latoya was talking all foolish talking about you remmember me don’t you bubbles….I know you know Bubbles…and she started crying talking about he knows ( I guess about MJ’s death)..and bubbles was looking at her like
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LOL I never saw that! Latoya is a nut case
@SAM YELL
I’ve read similar accounts about sites blocking “protests.” The lastest being Twitter blocking posts about the execution of Troy Davis or some chit like that.
OMG you guys are killing me…. I gotta take a break from this, I cannot breathe…not A+ and Skeelo….
I just can’t… and stevie wonders 5 braids…OMG!!!
The color of Bu Thiam’s sclera (white part of the eye) is more famous than Ray J.
@Kingstonn, no you don’t.
#trustme
@His, you ain’t never gon be shat!!!!!!!!!!
but Laura takes the cake for getting back with Gilbert after he left broke and pregnant.
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Exactly I mean he seems EVIL but maybe he feels she has trapped him – but I don’t think Laura is a confident as she may portray herself to be – I think Gilbert will leave her again becuz he know she will take him back
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I feel you…Men only do what you allow them too…so therefore Gilbert will be tossing her to the side again like a piece of trash…its just that easy cause dude got issues.
Leapy I saw that chit, Bubbles was lookn like bytch pls!
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FOGsweat@ Man,
That shyt was HILARIOUS!!! That bish is off her rocker….LOL!!!
@ MAN & Chibs – I’M NOT VIOLENT, I PROMISE! Niggas be starting w/me! This is when I was dating guys – so I was about 20. This muthafugga got mad and wanted to start some chit tom’bout who I’m staring @! Of course, I ‘don already been raised, so I popped off w/something, don’t remember. Next thing I know, we back @ the hotel room & he wanna punch me upside he head & then act like he wanted to commence to choking a bish!
– not gonna fly! I’m not no domestic violence victim….after I “rocked his socks”, this crazy mofo ‘gon chase me how the hotel. Bet a bish stayed in the managers office ’til my fam came! 
ion know why @Undhgfhtfjytgjy be saying im nvr gawn be shat!
Jen’s (BBQ Wives) retardation is more famous than Ray J
Monique’s hairy and unshaven legs are more famous than Ray J
@ unpredictable
girl yes i do. and u know why LOL
His_Mommy623 says:
@Tatted, I saw what u typed about Alton Coleman and Debra Brown yesterday. I’m a true crime buff so I know that story well. I’m sorry that happened to ur best friend. Those 2 mufuggas were savages and they need 2 execute Debra already..smh
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What post was that in? (I wasn’t on yesterday)…I remember them fukkas kept a bish and her siblings in the crib a whole fukkin summer til they were caught! We ain’t have no air back then! That was back when kids actually WENT outside to play!
Tatted where you post that at. Still mad at them retarted muthafukkas! I remember when they said his dumbass had on one of his victims catsuits or some shat! Now what happened?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Chiby – Ion get it! I didnt like getting a whooping as a child. I got one whooping, one punch to the mouf & slapped once……
THAT WAS ENUFF FOR ME!
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Well as a child I was bad….I knew the chit I was doing was gonna get me an ass whooping but I did it anyway cause after all, a whooping can only last so long…and hell at the end of the day I have ALREADY did what I wanted to do anyway…NOW putting me on punishment was the absolute WORST!!! I would put up more of a fuss over that than a whooping…
But the one thing I understood was that the ONLY man that could ever put their hands on me was my DADDY!! The nigga that nutted in my mama…that’s it. I understood that aint naaaaaaa one of these other niggas out here was my daddy. PERIOD….I dont give a fukk what they bought me, where they took me, or how they fukked me…
But some bishes miss this memo….
Corky (Life Goes On) is more famous than Ray J
Prynn! heyyyyyyyy yah (uh oh)
i cant memba the post tho
@Tatted, Big Dummy told me one day I almost knocked his azz the fluck out one day. Ninja wanted to get disrespectful, and ummm, well you know, I hooked off on that azz #myrighthookismorefamousthanrayj
@ HIS – thank you girl. That mess fugged me up as a child! I was only 9 years old. Her name was Rachelle and my mom was VERY close to Virginia (her mother). I can still remember them bringing their bodies out of the small window of the basement. My aunt, who was also close w/them was pregnant w/her last child at the time and had nightmares of him cutting her baby up out of her after he killed them!
Still sad and when I go home to visit my fam, I sometimes go pass the house!
SUP CHOCO
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Took you long enough
Henny Blaque says:
Corky (Life Goes On) is more famous than Ray J
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Oh blah dee, oh blah dah
Life goes on, ooonnnnn
La la la la la
Life goes on…..
Oh blah de blah da, AYE!
kingstonn says:
@ unpredictable
girl yes i do. and u know why LOL
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Aunty Vivs crotch moisture is more famous than Ray J
chit if u ask me, Ray Js lost old navy flipflop is more famous than Ray J
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Dwight on da side a yo mouf is more famous than Ray J
@Tatted
Girl that nicca has enough stab wounds from me to tell a war veteran story dumb azz I swear
Almighty forgive me for post #342
I never caught whippings growing up.
“rocked his socks”, this crazy mofo ‘gon chase me how the hotel. Bet a bish stayed in the managers office ’til my fam came!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ Pryn – we were in the house the WHOLE SUMMER TOO! I think he kidnapped some cousins, killed one and the other survived down your way! Can’t remember…..I don’t remember the post I put it in yesterday, but yeah, that was my best friend…….
I can’t believe there is still no new post up !!! I’m gonna die in here !
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ HIS – thank you girl. That mess fugged me up as a child! I was only 9 years old. Her name was Rachelle and my mom was VERY close to Virginia (her mother). I can still remember them bringing their bodies out of the small window of the basement. My aunt, who was also close w/them was pregnant w/her last child at the time and had nightmares of him cutting her baby up out of her after he killed them!
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Cot DAYUM!!!!!!!
@ Unpre – GIRL, WHY NIGGA’S WANNA TESS (not test) US??? BECAUSE WE HEIGHT MALNOURISHED?
Da Band is more famous than Ray J.
Total is more famous than Ray J.
Drake’s unibrow is more famous than Ray J.
@Vero, me too!! its too damn foggy! *waves hand in front face and takes a pic*
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Unpre – GIRL, WHY NIGGA’S WANNA TESS (not test) US??? BECAUSE WE HEIGHT MALNOURISHED?
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I believe so. I get slept on all THEE time, due to my cuteness, and my height. Lil does a muhfugga know, I will put a fool on their azz.
@ Shereezy – I’m only 5’2 and back then, I was very small (not now) LOL – but back then. People always wanted to test me because of my height! You learn how to throw them thangs real good when that becomes a constant! By the time Highschool rolled around, my fighting days starting weening off….bishes started catching word that I was NOT THE ONE TO FUGG WITH!
One guy had to learn the hard way – ala iron!
Kim Ks psoriasis is more famous than Ray J
JHuds loose kin is more famous than Ray J
hell my sons turtle Donetello is more famous than Ray J
Unpredictable says:
Da Band is more famous than Ray J.
“Who are the top 5 rappers of all time?”
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“Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan”
I wonder where MYSTEEEERRRRRIIIOOUUUSSS is…that bish was mad as fukk she didnt make the Da Band….
loose skin* #360
@HIS
“Kim Ks psoriasis ”
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Kim has psoriasis??????
@ Unpre – my grannie use to say “take out the head & the body will follow” – WORDS TO LIVE BY!
His ! Thank God I’m not the only one !!! I saw your twitter pic
You probably have noticed that I don’t tweet AT ALL ! I try but it’s just not my thing !
SamYell JacksEm says:
Did any of yall hear about Yahoo blocking folks’ emails? Some people were trying to organize a protest on Wall Street and they kept getting error messages. Some other organization investigated it and found that they weren’t able to get emails concerning the protest out from several different cpu and accounts. They let Yahoo know what they found and were issued a statement saying it was a “glitch” or something but it only affected those particular emails…
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Courtesy of the Patriot Act. Shyt is going to get really bad in the months to come
Cambodian Breast Milk
That nigga Dave Chapelle is a damn fool!!!
Dylan spits hot fire!
*dave chapelles voice*
“rum pa pum pummm
I rip and I rhyme
I rhyme and I rip…”
Puffy’s cheesecake request is more famous than Ray J
Jem & the Halograms are more famous than Ray J
Michael Evans always sanging on Good Times is more famous than Ray J
Penny getting burned by her momma is more famous than Ray J
The guy tryna molest Arnold & Dudley @ the bike shop is more famous than Ray J
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Unpre – my grannie use to say “take out the head & the body will follow” – WORDS TO LIVE BY!
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“My Moms always told me, don’t come in this muhfugga tawkin bout you lost a fight, or backed down from a fight. Walk up in here with that chit, and you gon have to fight me.”
I vowed from that day on, that I would fluck a fool up, male or female.
Courtesy of the Patriot Act. Shyt is going to get really bad in the months to come :
and if a Republican gets back into the white house we aint gonna be able to say chit!!!
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@man
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@HIS
“Kim Ks psoriasis ”
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Kim has psoriasis??????
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Oh yes bew…
7/25/2011
On last night’s episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” Kim Kardashian is concerned when a rash develops on her legs just before she’s set to shoot a commercial. After all, how is she supposed to walk down the aisle with blotchy, scaly skin?
So Kardashian heads to the dermatologist–after her sister Khloe tells her it’s ringworm–where her doctor diagnoses her with psoriasis, a hereditary skin condition that her mother, Kris Jenner, has as well.
from e entertainment
I must find that episode
@Vero, I tweet when I remember there is a such thing as Twitter lol er’ 2 or 3 days i get on there. I update my status from my friend stream so FB and Twitter updates at the same time but I forget to log on smh
tatted i didnt get your email…. shamikam@live . com
Antoine Dodson is more famous than Ray J
Antoine Dodson’s halloween costume is more famous than Ray J
@CHIBY
Dylan and Choppa was “dem niggas.”
That sexy azz chick that was handcuffed by her dude. She ruined these days.
and Babs ol “MC Lyte-ish” azz swore she was the hottest rapper ever.
Dylan spits hot fire!
*dave chapelles voice*
“rum pa pum pummm
I rip and I rhyme
I rhyme and I rip…”
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He did….he had Dylan down to a science!!!
Jaime foxx’s mysterious hairline is more famous than Ray J
@Tatted
I wish i knew where you posted that story now I need to google the other one
GOT DAMMIT I FEEL SO BWOATED
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@HIS
“Kim Ks psoriasis ”
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Kim has psoriasis??????
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I think thats a “prettied” up word for “shingles”…..aka “her piece” bka HERPES.
TATTED I officially hate you Jem though?!!
ummmm I got the dvd the misfits was my chit though
FIANCE
oh how I miss thee
@ Unpre – my mom use to say the same thing. Thing is, I was a scarey cat until about the 3rd grade. I had really long pony-tails and the 3 girls use to follow me home and pull them tom’bout I thank I’m cute! As soon as I got to the corner of the street our house was on, I use’ta break wide, running up in the house. My mom caught when and one day, as soon as I reached for the doorknob, she appeared, shut the door in my face and spoke to me through the window tom’bout I better whoop all 3 of their azzez or I’mma get my azz whooped when I got in the house…..when the dust settled, I was THEE only one standing!
I still ‘member that ball-head bish name…..MONIQUE!
Somaya’s bottom row of teeth is more famous than Ray J.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY OFF TOPIC: The whole DeBarge family is on drugs????? DAMN! #drdrew
@DUBYA
“So Kardashian heads to the dermatologist–after her sister Khloe tells her it’s ringworm–where her doctor diagnoses her with psoriasis, a hereditary skin condition that her mother, Kris Jenner, has as well. ”
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Just more proof
Kim 
and I deserve to be together because it runs in my family too.
We can rub lotion on each other and chit…
@dats, thank ya cus I wasn’t even gawn answer him. He should know these things about his rashed up bew!
“The guy tryna molest Arnold & Dudley @ the bike shop is more famous than Ray J” word.
Rick Ross tidday lint is more famous than Ray J
That sexy azz chick that was handcuffed by her dude. She ruined these days.
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SEE!! SHE is a prime example of liking to get her ass beat…they fight, someone goes to jail, they fukk, they make-up…it goes on and on…
@ XYZ – sorry, sent it to the wrong email addy! I just sent you another one!
Ray J WHO?
@ Harlem – Jem and ‘nem was my bishs! I LOVED that cartoon!
Back
chit, Fog Lense is more famous than Ray J
#TheEnd
I still ‘member that ball-head bish name…..MONIQUE!
Its always the bald-headed ones picking on folks….
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Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Unpre – my mom use to say the same thing. Thing is, I was a scarey cat until about the 3rd grade. I had really long pony-tails and the 3 girls use to follow me home and pull them tom’bout I thank I’m cute! As soon as I got to the corner of the street our house was on, I use’ta break wide, running up in the house. My mom caught when and one day, as soon as I reached for the doorknob, she appeared, shut the door in my face and spoke to me through the window tom’bout I better whoop all 3 of their azzez or I’mma get my azz whooped when I got in the house…..when the dust settled, I was THEE only one standing!
I still ‘member that ball-head bish name…..MONIQUE!
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But when she kept coming up to the school cuz of my azz fightin, she said, “I said don’t back down from a fight. I ain’t said chit bout starting them muhfuggaz.”
Unpredictable says:
Somaya’s bottom row of teeth is more famous than Ray J.
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I officially never wanna speak to you again.
WAIT, so is those shoes she had on in the first seen more famous than Ray J.
@HIS
**slaps His in the face with my dcyk**
You goin show my baby Kim K. some ‘spect round here!
Crabby Patty’s are more famous than Ray J.
Squiwort (who I am convinced doubles as Swizz Beats on his days off) is more famous than Ray J.
Bootz (not Flavor of Love Bootz but hell yeah her too) but Dora the Explorer sidekick Bootz is more famous than Ray J.
Them Hamsters on those Kia commercials are more famous than ray J
Fiance pls put ur woman muffin on my FACE
vero says:
Ray J WHO?
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You know. Brandy’s brother. LOL
I misseded all yall. My computer just “woke up” now.
I blame rayj for this shatt too.
And I’ll end it with a SANDRA ROSE POSTERS ARE MORE FAMOUS THAN ray j…
That Piano that Alicia Keys was all spread eagle on at 12 mos pregnant on the BET awards is more famous than Ray J.
@Man
*plucks ur dyck*
And this big azz “FLUCK YOU” shout out to His is more famous than Ray J.
@ Unpre – Honestly, I’ve never started a fight. Never been one on arguing. Too slick w/words and if I use them, I know i’mma hav’ta fight so I generally shut THEE fugg up! But push that proper button…..BOOM! I’ll drop bombs like Hiroshima!
@ Chiby – IT’S ALWAYS THE BALD-HEAD, UGLY, NO LUNCHBOX CARRY HOE THAT WANNA START CHIT! White girl tennis shoe wearing TRICK!
new twitter beef trey songs and r kelly this is more funny than the ray j and fabo
Damn Sandra…whats up?!?!? U used to be 411
#boredashell
My custom made fit is more famous than ray j….
@HIS
” I have a long neck…ur lil ass dyck aint seeing me SON
*plucks ur dyck*”
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NOW APOLOGIZE TO MY BABY!
IBLondons bloody face is more famous than RayJ
Al’s bew Solos leaning ass shoes is more famous than RayJ
Hustle Hard on the Boulevards face is more famous than RayJ
Who calls themself a “fan” of Trey Songz (besides Drake) and why?
Kellz is STILL dat nigga.
Dang, I’m tired !! Need to get out of here
Sandrarose.com just made Ray J famous today…
Dont be suprised if Sandra gets a call from Ray J after he done
that Whitney….talking about “we some broke bishes and that he got Maybachs on the west coast and how he’ll SOCK all Sandra’s poster’s in the face and he’ll get his goons to come to our houses and rape us!”
Michael Evans always sanging on Good Times is more famous than Ray J
Penny getting burned by her momma is more famous than Ray J
The guy tryna molest Arnold & Dudley @ the bike shop is more famous than Ray J
Kellz face in the post that Sandra put up about his house being foreclosed on is more famous than Ray J.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Unpre – Honestly, I’ve never started a fight. Never been one on arguing. Too slick w/words and if I use them, I know i’mma hav’ta fight so I generally shut THEE fugg up! But push that proper button…..BOOM! I’ll drop bombs like Hiroshima!
@ Chiby – IT’S ALWAYS THE BALD-HEAD, UGLY, NO LUNCHBOX CARRY HOE THAT WANNA START CHIT! White girl tennis shoe wearing TRICK!
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@ Leap – PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA – I didn’t thank anyone would see that post!
@LEAP
” OMG TATT, Micheal was ALWAYS SANGING something wasn’t he? He was FLAMING before FLAMING every became a term!!!! LOL”
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I knew SOMETHING wasn’t right with that nigga back then but I couldn’t put my finger on it till I was older!
Jem & the Halograms are more famous than Ray J
His_Mommy623 says:
IBLondons bloody face is more famous than RayJ
Al’s bew Solos leaning ass shoes is more famous than RayJ
Hustle Hard on the Boulevards face is more famous than RayJ
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FLUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unpredictable says:
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Unpre – Honestly, I’ve never started a fight. Never been one on arguing. Too slick w/words and if I use them, I know i’mma hav’ta fight so I generally shut THEE fugg up! But push that proper button…..BOOM! I’ll drop bombs like Hiroshima!
@ Chiby – IT’S ALWAYS THE BALD-HEAD, UGLY, NO LUNCHBOX CARRY HOE THAT WANNA START CHIT! White girl tennis shoe wearing TRICK!
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I stopped starting fights by the time I got into second grade. When I got into third grade, I was wearing training bras, and had to fight to keep the lil boys’ hands off my more famous than Ray J rack.
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OFFICIALLY CANNOT STAND YOUR SHORT AZZ!
@Unimastaburassifudntchangeurdamnname, what i do?
@Man ok. “Dear Kim, I’m sorry that u have the most void of moisture punani I have ever seen. I’m also sorry that u were so bored with the blow job u gave to RayJ (who?) that even YOU fell the fck asleep on tape. I’m also sorry that u have a husbad who clearly needs a line buddy anytime he goes somewhere…and a helmet…my bad, PB
Happy now nigga? @MAN
FIANCE
you know thats my fav pastime. Me thinks its time for my tongue to get swollen when you done bend over
*flicks MAN 3.5 away from my FIANCE’S FACE*
When I was little I was playin with one of those old cheap basketball hoops with the suction cups that you’d lick and stick on the tv, etc… I was puttin it on my forehead and didn’t realize I put a hickey on my shyt. My momma thought I let somebody beat me up and whooped (pronounced hwooped) my azz somethin terrible because I wouldn’t let he know “who” did that to me, but I honestly didn’t know what the fvck she was talkin about. :wails:
Trey Songz’ true sexuality is more famous than Ray J
You rape niggas in the azz at Ray J’s command! KILL YO’ SELF NIGGA!
SON
Cha cha now yall
2know the ledge says:
new twitter beef trey songs and r kelly this is more funny than the ray j and fabo
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I know muthafukking well Trey aint coming for the KANG of R&B….he dont want none of Kellz…Kellz been in the game 20 years. AND his career has survived fukking lil girls, divorce, fukking his publicist’s daughter… Trey better sit down somewhere. Kellz will pull out his dick and piss on Trey…
Literally.
vero says:
@pryn, I was trying to be funny
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Me too.
I want YALL to go play in traffic for that one
my azz somethin terrible because I wouldn’t let he know “who” did that to me, but I honestly didn’t know what the fvck she was talkin about.
that is sad but did you ever tell her later she beat you for no reason
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SamYell JacksEm says:
When I was little I was playin with one of those old cheap basketball hoops with the suction cups that you’d lick and stick on the tv, etc… I was puttin it on my forehead and didn’t realize I put a hickey on my shyt. My momma thought I let somebody beat me up and whooped (pronounced hwooped) my azz somethin terrible because I wouldn’t let he know “who” did that to me, but I honestly didn’t know what the fvck she was talkin about. :wails:
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That’s exactly how I be pronouncing whooped, when it’s an extreme azz whoopin!!!!!!! I hwooped the shat outta my son for lettin a lil boy bite his hand.
@ heav_sent
heavn_sent says:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY OFF TOPIC: The whole DeBarge family is on drugs????? DAMN! #drdrew
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chile you late…didn’t you see Unsung?
Fck R. Kelly.
Oh, and I officially hate His’s very existence.
@MISS HARLEM
“you know thats my fav pastime. Me thinks its time for my tongue to get swollen when you done bend over
*flicks MAN 3.5 away from my FIANCE’S FACE*”
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I ain’t finished with HIS yet!
…but if you two going start messing ’round I will wait here until you are finished.
who messing the kang of R& B tell me yall playing, aint a nicca in the game can Flucks with the KELLS #whogonecheckmeboo
whooped (pronounced hwooped)
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That’s how my granny used to say it!!!
the boyshorts in Ysos gravi is more famous than RayJ
YSoSerious says:
Fck R. Kelly.
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GLADLY!!!
HOW THE HELL DO YOU PRONOUNCE HWOOPED????????????????
@HIS
““Dear Kim, I’m sorry that u have the most void of moisture punani I have ever seen. I’m also sorry that u were so bored with the blow job u gave to RayJ (who?) that even YOU fell the fck asleep on tape. I’m also sorry that u have a husbad who clearly needs a line buddy anytime he goes somewhere…and a helmet…my bad, PB
Happy now nigga? @MAN”
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So, you wanna be all smart moufed with me huh?
NOW I GOT TO RETRAIN YOU!
NeNe’s new nose is more famous than Ray J
Jermaine Jackson’s waxed azz face and hair is more famous than Ray J
That bump that AKeys had on her lip is more famous than Ray J
Phaedra’s pickle suckin and bitin azz husband is more famous than Ray J. Hell Phaedra’s fake azz due date is more famous than Ray J
Beyonce’s original birth certificate is more famous than Ray J
KeKe Wyatt’s domestic violence charge is more famous than Ray J
holy crap
James debarge looks about 70 yrs old on Dr. Drews show.
<—The balls being suffocated in these boyshorts are more famous than Ray J.*
*Still hate His and everything she stands for.
Aint nobody bout to mess with Kellz mayne. I mean Jay Z couldn’t even do nothing to that nigga so what chance does Trey “1.5-hit” Songz have?
vero says:
HOW THE HELL DO YOU PRONOUNCE HWOOPED????????????????
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ha-wooped!!! You gotta stress it when you say it, to let it be known that is just was that serious.
I got my azz HWOOPED for tawkin back to my Moms when I was 10.
SON
criss cross…..reverse hgjsiksigg (cus thats what that chit sound like) reverse
MAN
we aint never gonna be finish you gonna have some blue balls. I plain on suckin my FIANCE so dry that KIM K wont have **** on her dryness.
My dad is more famous than Ray J, and I dont even know who he is :shurgs:
The whole crew of Pit Boss is more famous than Ray J.
That dill pickle that Apollo and Phaedra was sucking on is more famous than Ray J.
Sanaa Lathan’s thumbs are more famous than Ray J.
India Irie’s gums are more famous than Ray J.
Derick J’s calf muscles are more famous than Ray J.
Erykah’s Badu’s utereus is more Famous than Ray J.
All of Keyshia Coles’ family is more famous than Ray J
Reginae is more famous than Ray j (SHE REALLY IS)
Toya’s brother than just got out of jail that says “son” after EVERY word is more famous than Ray J.
That drug addict who comes back every season of Celebrity Rehab with the twisted Bobby Brown mouth is more famous than Ray J.
@CHIBY
Too bad you’re outta his age range.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Aint nobody bout to mess with Kellz mayne. I mean Jay Z couldn’t even do nothing to that nigga so what chance does Trey “1.5-hit” Songz have?
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That’s true….. even Jay-z the Great had to leave Kellz alone…
Trey better go find Will and have a seat somewhere….
New Editions stirrups are more famous than Ray J
@HARLEM
“MAN we aint never gonna be finish you gonna have some blue balls. I plain on suckin my FIANCE so dry that KIM K wont have **** on her dryness.”
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So, will you do this from the back or have her lay down spread eagle style you just lap at it like a dog? I mean, I need to know these things!
Oschino and Sparks are more famous than Ray J.
Beanie Sigel’s gut is more famous than Ray J
Steve Harvey’s lacefront is more famous than Ray J
Chaz Bono’s vag/new future peen is more famous than Ray J
*pushes Creamy back in the
for
My dad is more famous than Ray J, and I dont even know who he is
Erykah’s Badu’s utereus is more Famous than Ray J.
All of Keyshia Coles’ family is more famous than Ray J
Reginae is more famous than Ray j (SHE REALLY IS)
cause ALL of these are so true and much more famous than Ray J….espeically Erykah’s uterus…that muthafukker held ANDRE 3000 seed for 9 months…cant get no famous than that…..
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Redeemed is more famous than Ray J
poor Ray J. Ya’ll funny az Hail!
o.k back to the
I Go,
Alexander O’Neal missing set of crack teeth on the EBT awards are more famous than Ray J.
Dunday Donday Duesday Wednesday Datterday Love.
My dad is more famous than Ray J, and I dont even know who he is
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Necole Bitchie is more Famous than Ray J
Kermit’s *codename* Cold sores are more famous than Ray J
MissHarlem says:
SON criss cross…..reverse hgjsiksigg (cus thats what that chit sound like) reverse
MAN we aint never gonna be finish you gonna have some blue balls. I plain on suckin my FIANCE so dry that KIM K wont have **** on her dryness.
*upgrades her ring again*
WHY DOES YSO HATE ME SO!?
The cops that beat that homeless man to death are going to be charged with murder!
BOOOO TO ALL COPS! OL’ STANKIN AZZ PIGS!
prynsexxx says:
Alexander O’Neal missing set of crack teeth on the EBT awards are more famous than Ray J.
Dunday Donday Duesday Wednesday Datterday Love.
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@ Pryn………….I wasn’t ready for the shape Alex was in at them awards
@Dats
I’m telling you Sandra will be having an update tomorrow about this post and how either Ray J, Sonya, or Youn Berg didnt appreciate us going in on Ray J like this…
WATCH!!!
@Man
Where is that story and when did he get beat to death
*eating banana chips* Watching off the fluckery in here. *sits with the lurking crew*
prynsexxx says:
Alexander O’Neal missing set of crack teeth on the EBT awards are more famous than Ray J.
Dunday Donday Duesday Wednesday Datterday Love
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Ya’ll are KILLIN me with the more famous than Ray J posts
Yall ain’t chit!
Alexander O’Neal missing set of crack teeth on the EBT awards are more famous than Ray J.
Oh my dear lord just take me now…I can’t go on…..
OMG…I don’t want to exist anymore….LOL…LOL..
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
The cops that beat that homeless man to death are going to be charged with murder!
BOOOO TO ALL COPS! OL’ STANKIN AZZ PIGS!
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I’ll hold my
for when those fluckas, if it happens, are convicted. They always get charged for chit, but the bish azzes don’t get convicted. 
Solange’s son is more famous that Ray J
DIMPZ!
Necole Bitchie is more Famous than Ray J
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Actually she is…that bish taking pics with Idris Elba and chit…
Ray J cant say that….
Im out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See you guys tomorrow !
His!
We can conclude this roasting now..because AINT nobody gonna top that one Prynn….
@PRYNN
Alexander O’Neal missing set of crack teeth on the EBT awards are more famous than Ray J.
Dunday Donday Duesday Wednesday Datterday Love
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Den dat nigga COULDN’T stop smiling either! Like he was happier than Larry Johson finding out Beyonce was goin be his surrogate.
There is a
but it’s about Bey AND Rih sooo…
leapyearpisces says:
Alexander O’Neal missing set of crack teeth on the EBT awards are more famous than Ray J.
Oh my dear lord just take me now…I can’t go on…..
this fool said DUNDAY DONDAY DUEDSAY DATTERDAY LOVE……
OMG…I don’t want to exist anymore….LOL…LOL
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Im sangin it in my head just as Pryn wrote it , and spit everywehere, Take your Azz to the
for that one 
my sons armpits are more famous than Ray J (atleast in my house they are)
GAWD DAMN what are they putting in the perspiration these days….maybe a skunk sprayed this boy *pinches nose*
this fool said DUNDAY DONDAY DUEDSAY DATTERDAY LOVE……
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Gotta give love to one of my throwback old head SR posters for THAT shat….STILl be
to this DAY when she said THAT shat!
@Man
What homeless man
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I never caught whippings growing up.
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YOU didn’t??
chibytex says:
@Dats
I’m telling you Sandra will be having an update tomorrow about this post and how either Ray J, Sonya, or Youn Berg didnt appreciate us going in on Ray J like this…
WATCH!!!
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And that’ll just prove that we’re more famous than Ray J
this fool said DUNDAY DONDAY DUEDSAY DATTERDAY LOVE……
OMG Im in tears
I hate this site so hard sometimes!! Fugg wrong with u people! 
@ His,
I am so tired of the twins forgetting to put on deoderant on and when I pick them up they smell like Hardees or State Fair hotdogs…
I tell them a bish can’t stay on no type of diet round y’all cause y’all make a mofo hungry ALL THE TIME…..
PRYNN fluck you for that one
MAN all kinds of ways up down and around even sideways
@JMO
I never caught whippings growing up.
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YOU didn’t??
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That’s child abuse.
@ Man….I never got a whoopin neither.
Sandra do a post on SMUNKY LOHANS – Mom and Lindsay tongue kissing one another
Alexander O’Neal missing set of crack teeth on the EBT awards are more famous than Ray J.
Dunday Donday Duesday Wednesday Datterday Love.
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Don’t call me tonight heffa. Don’t call me ever a fuggin GIN…
I got in trouble at work laughing at this. Was laughin and then higher up came to see what the fugg wrong with a bish and I could not click off fast enough.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Sandra do a post on SMUNKY LOHANS – Mom and Lindsay tongue kissing one another
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Choco, get out! Them bishes were probably both high off the Whitney….
Both Lohans are more famous than ray j
Formal Apology:
Dearest Willie Ray Jr.:
I am truly sorry. First I burned down the other video post of your fight with Fab with “Folks Ray J should be mad at”…then I sparked today’s boolshyt in this post with Tina Knowles bedazzle gun is more famous than you. Already bad enough on Monday I said your sister hairline was more famous than you; and that your 9 yo niece ill too.
Please forgive me. Please do not send a Blood to butt-rape me as retaliation.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub
MzDimplez1123 says:
Is it wrong of me that i’m sick as hell of BeyJay’s fetus already?
I mean, I have nothing against it personally but, it’s wearing on my nerves.
Beyonce is starting to feel that 1st/2nd trimester sickness. She doesn’t look bad in this picture but she looks like she’s feeling “blah”. Poor thing, I don’t miss those days. Even her bra strap is showing lol
I mean people REALLY, I never asked or suggested that the Girl was not pregnant, (but I dont think she can have kids and I do think that she has a surrogate but because you all have made her feel as if she can not honestly admit her imperfections she is playing this out I could be wrong but if I am SO WHAT) what I did state is that something is off. When she gyrated on Tv and showed her belly it just seemed a bit off for me because she is usually so private, and like I said B does not strike me as the type to not know her body so to say that she was pregnant and not know is a bit far fetch. OAN I am a big fan of Fantasia but everytime Sandra puts a posts up about her I dont jump out like Im on her payroll because it called an OPINION, I like B too but again it is my opinion and I only defend my Husband, My Son, my Parents and my thoughts feelings and opinions,nobody else is worth me fighting for. So I say to you B STANS wake up, she didnt clue you in on her marriage, you wont be receiving any baby shower invites and birthdays either, so GET OVER IT.