Is Swizz Beatz Cheating On Alicia Keys Already?

Sandra Rose September 12, 2011

Even before insecure singer Alicia Keys married rap producer Swizz Beatz — and had a baby by him — she knew he couldn’t keep it in his pants. Maybe that’s what attracted her to him? The fact that other women wanted her man must have been a strong aphrodisiac? Insecurity, not money issues, is the main reason 80% of black marriages end in divorce.

According to gossip blog Bossip.com, Alicia’s man Swizz Beatz has a secret lover named Chris, a LSLH beauty whom he engages in long, hot chat sessions that his wife probably doesn’t know about.

As I’ve said many times in the past, men are not designed to ignore the advances of a beautiful woman — unless he’s gay. It’s in a man’s nature to cheat. But it is wrong to marry a woman and make a vow to always be faithful when he knows he can’t.

Yes, married men can have female friends. But their wives usually know about them — if the married men are honest.

Anyway, Bossip posted a series of private chat messages between “Chris” and Swizz. She plays her cards very well. She boosts Swizz’s arrogant ego and charms him into sending her plane tickets and such.

For every stupid baller on a social networking site there are gold diggers waiting to take advantage of him. (Apparently Swizz Beatz is stupid).

The ball is now in Alicia’s court. Let’s see what she does with this information or if she blames the chick for chasing her man.

Read the messages after the break!

Swizz: Send me a super sexy:)
Swizz: Pic
Swizz: Hello
Chris: Hey. Hold plz
Chris: Houston-20110709-00426.jpg [she sent him the photo above]
Chris: Got it?
Swizz: I need u asap damn
Chris: Make it happen
Swizz: Come now!
Chris: Hahaha ya right
Swizz: 4real
Swizz: Nyc
Chris: gotta work tomorrow and sunday. Off monday and tuesday
Swizz: Ok lets go!
Chris: Lol find me a ticket and I’m there
Swizz: Asap
Chris: [Email address redacted] email when ur done
Swizz: ?
Chris: Find me a ticket!
Swizz: U find all that please
Chris: U treatin me?
Swizz: Duhhhhh
Chris: I knew u were gonna say that. I know u too well
Swizz: Cmon:)
Chris: Hotel too?
Chris: “Duh”
Swizz: Duhhhhh silly!
Chris: Ima send u a link once I find it and u take it from there. I’m not sure how we’re supposed to do this.
Swizz: I will calll
Chris: Lemme know asap so I can find a doggysitter. Thaaaaankssss :*
Chris: What’s the word bruh?
Swizz: Will hit later

JMO
prynsexxx

Didn’t read the post yet, however Sandy, I’m wondering if you said that A. Keys was a bad mother (ref. Sandra Bullock posts) b/c she isn’t supporting that baby’s back?

*goes to read post*
nine4ya19062000
kingstonn

ohhhh chit son. and a folding chair __/
lovezoe

Mm, that girl has tranny features. I don’t know why these players let themselves get caught up like that. Also, does he really go around calling himself Swizz when he not handling business, but according to these messages, I guess he was trying to handle business.
OutsidetheBox

*big gulp* <— Green tea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Duh, she was just tryna get him to say he was trickin!
OutsidetheBox

<— Acre peas, baked chicken, cornbread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Imma need ole girl to hit up Gena/Spongeob at the Bare Minerals store to get her correct shade
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

This is really sad. I guess he doesn’t have it in him to act right. And he’s a cheap skate on top of everything else. Lil mama seems kinda cool, but she’s still leaving the door open to get even a little piece of him provided his cheap azz wants to pay for her trip. She must have some self esteem issues.
http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

that toucan bird got a whole heck of a lot of nerve!
TruGemini

Cheatin “already”? Ummm, no…how bought STILL cheatin. One of my bff’s has been Swizzy”s jumpoff EVERYTIME he comes this way. They been hooking up for bout three / four years now. Flew her to Vegas a while back and THAT turned into a big ol mess FOR REAL!

and btw…Chris (above) definitely looks like a Chris..topher that is..

<<< smh at Swizzy!!!
OutsidetheBox

How could one get their shade so wrong? Maybe she is wearing sunscreen too

Yes, at night.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ lovezoe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

<~~~~~ 2pcs of lettuce #eatinghealthy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

TRU
so um what kind of mess
OutsidetheBox

Awwwww I though she was cutee. Not manly just strong in the face causa that heavy eye treatment. her brows are so severe, no?
brownsuggababe76

Duh, this happens ALL the time…it doesn’t surprise me…social networking is going to be the”death of some ppl”…
WUTWUZMISSIN!

At Alicia Keys what goes around come back around!
lovezoe

I said players, insert anyone in the entertainment industry.
Daisy

If he is cheating then he is cheatin but I am not convinced just yet. Yes he has a history a long history of cheating but I don’t know. If he is cheating I will NOT feel sorry for Akeys whom I love n support I always felt she cld do better.

Mashonda is somewhere doing cartwheels and has Karma on repeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

OTB – yessss her eyebrows are…..
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

She boosts Swizz’s arrogant ego and charms him into sending her plane tickets and such.
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You think so? HE asks her to come meet him in some state (where his wife ain’t) and she has to ask him to buy the plane ticket. One time he even says he’s only buying a 1-way. When I was a young chick living in Houston, my southern mama’s had it way more together than that. Are they giving it away even to the rich dudes nowadays?
OutsidetheBox

*side eye @lettuce*

You must be French. Oui. Oui.
leapyearpisces

Somewhere Mashonda is going to Akeys….
2know the ledge

hmmmm didn’t alicia take him from the ex-wife? the same way she got him is the same way you lose them is that the saying. here is my thing swizz homey if your going to cheat upgrade dude. You never downgrade breezies. she does look like a tranny but then again that might be his thing.

Boy nucca’s and money I swear
kingstonn

@ otb
she looks like instead of a pencil she took a retractable Sharpie to those brows. i wish broads knew eyebrows are supposed to be sisters, not twins.
Lovely One

What goes around, comes back around. Hey, hey my baby
candibfly

oh ok.

in other news, this non-drowsy tussin is a lie
TruGemini

@LUSCIOUS

Let’s just say it was a revolving door of jumpoffs…kinda like a jumpoff convention. Involving Swizz, my homegirl, several other unsuspecting side side pieces and an R&B artist who SHALL remain nameless. Dycks, balls, weaves, and bird noses all over tha place I can’t really speak on it further.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@OTB 2pcs of lettuce came about in one of these posts i dont remember how……but we were all waving 2pcs of lettuce!
http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

As I’ve said many times in the past, men are not designed to ignore the advances of a beautiful woman — unless he’s gay. It’s in a man’s nature to cheat. But it is wrong to marry a woman and make a vow to always be faithful when he knows he can’t.

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Nope Sandra im not buying… I know plenty of faithful men.. who has not walked in temptation.. The world has given men excuses to live this lie same as being ok for a man to walk away and leave the family unlike the women walking away to live the family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@candi gurl u ok?!? i heard you was weezin n coughing?!?!

it’s gonna be ok!
TruGemini

Daisy says:

If he is cheating then he is cheatin but I am not convinced just yet. Yes he has a history a long history of cheating but I don’t know
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Oh, that nigga cheatin!
kingstonn

dycks, balls, weaves and bird noses all over the place?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

at TRU

French Tits
it was the Tia/Tamera post when she post pics eatin lettuce and shyt went left
daprinceofradio

The sad thing about this. This jump off does not hold a candle to Alicia or hell even Mashonda in the looks dept. I mean her professional (u know knee-pad game) game must be on lock. Cuz she’s not that pretty. Guess Swizz thinks the uglier the quieter. Hmmmpfh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@knowledge says “here is my thing swizz homey if your going to cheat upgrade dude. You never downgrade breezies. she does look like a tranny but then again that might be his thing. ”

he dont care as long as he can stick his peen in a whole it dont matter
Daisy

Akeys n Swizz looked cute at somebodys fashion show over the weekend
MzDimplez1123

She looks like a light skinned Teyana Taylor
Sweet-D

Something like this is always hard to watch unfold. At the same time, (and I hope I’m not too cold) I find it kind of hard to feel 100% sympathetic for what A. Keys may be feeling. I’ve been there and done all that, and it hurt. As grimy and as messy as some females can be today, I still respect myself and the game and refuse to step on another woman’s toes. I am all entree’. No side dish in me.
OutsidetheBox

WUTWUZMISSIN! says: At Alicia Keys what goes around come back around

You forgot *BEYONCE voice* CTFU!
candibfly

french

i looked at web md and now i’m scared
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

French Tits
it was the Tia/Tamera post when she post pics eatin lettuce and shyt went left

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damn SUGATITS
kingstonn

what happened to that dude who used to hop on and promote his terrible, AWFUL clothing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

how the hell did that send and i wasn’t finishing typing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

French Tits
it was the Tia/Tamera post when she post pics eatin lettuce and shyt went left

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damn SUGATITS you got good memory…..yessss that post was just a hot mess!
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

this post about to be off the chain! [goes back to lurking]
Creamychic

TruGemini says:

Cheatin “already”? Ummm, no…how bought STILL cheatin. One of my bff’s has been Swizzy”s jumpoff EVERYTIME he comes this way. They been hooking up for bout three / four years now. Flew her to Vegas a while back and THAT turned into a big ol mess FOR REAL!

and btw…Chris (above) definitely looks like a Chris..topher that is..

<<< smh at Swizzy!!!

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why would your bff do this if she knew he got married,at some point we have to put the blame where blame is due, old pecker cant have sex by himself,it makes no-sense, do women just get a hi off this fluckery. just asking. it goes both ways, but it should be a law against women that sleep with married men, when they know that the man is married, and they doing just because, it's wrong no matter how you look at it, some say well the man was there too, yea but if you was not there who the hell he gone Fugg ,
Honycoatd

Hola Fammies

So Swizzy cheese is caught sexting and Alicia rolls out with him, baby and her child extra to rebuttal all those rumors because they are a HAPPY family.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@candi :stop: you need to take yourself to the doctors ASAP!

thats what i did 2 weeks ago when i was sick! no looking up on MD Web!
OutsidetheBox

eyebrows are supposed to be sisters, not twins.

THIS. You automatically give yourself away if they match.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

MzDimplez1123 says:

She looks like a light skinned Teyana Taylor
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That’s what it is! I was trying to put my finger on it. She sure does.
OutsidetheBox

Ohhhhhhh LMAO!!!

I memeba that post! and thinking…why they tom’bout lettuce? Oy vey LMAO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@honycoatd hey girl where we headed to
OutsidetheBox

Your girl just had an @Flo moment SMH.
Sweet-D

@Dimplez
She looks like a light skinned Teyana Taylor
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Now that you mention it…
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Ol’ girl nickname is “Man-Man!”
Honycoatd

The both have the BEST of their worlds… Alicia dips too (she likes her tenderonis) so why should she keep a rope around Swizz neck to hang him?

And sexting chick was clearly looking for a come up in beats or to help pay bills. We are in a recession. Groupies, hoes and chit has to cut back too and look for other incomes.
OutsidetheBox

As grimy and as messy as some females can be today, I still respect myself and the game and refuse to step on another woman’s toes. I am all entree’. No side dish in me.

Thank you for this. I love it. And I subscribe myself.
brownsuggababe76

@Kingston u talkn bout cubic zirconia stylist (Diamond) Tre Lujan (sp)..
lisaROSE

aw man not another one !!!
Creamychic

Jay Bee says:

As I’ve said many times in the past, men are not designed to ignore the advances of a beautiful woman — unless he’s gay. It’s in a man’s nature to cheat. But it is wrong to marry a woman and make a vow to always be faithful when he knows he can’t.

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Nope Sandra im not buying… I know plenty of faithful men.. who has not walked in temptation.. The world has given men excuses to live this lie same as being ok for a man to walk away and leave the family unlike the women walking away to live the family

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we arwe the first to keep this cycle going to make an excuse for this foolishness well said
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

Mashonda sum whea tambout :2dance:
xoxoV76

All I can do is LAUGH OUT LOUD!! *falls out office chair* Karmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

you know these bytches looking for a come up with married men….plenty of men out there single willing to spend their monies on hoes…….

look else where heffas!
Dynasty

Its called KARMA!!! The way you got him is the way you will lose him! KARMA is a b*tch Alicia!!
brenden

I would have to disagree with you Sandra. Money not infidelity is still the major contribution to Black marriages falling apart. Money woes lead to arguments, arguments lead to disdain for one another, and disdain leads to sleeping in separate quarters of the house,,,Straight up hating each other,,,Which could eventually lead to infidelity. However money is usually the root of the problem…

As far as Swiz goes…I hate shyt like this. Women like Alicia and Beyonce are willing to overlook men with gag inducing faces for just a few reasons. Yes money is at the top of the list, but there’s also an assumption that this ugly ninja would never cheat on someone as fine as me,,,Im the best he can do…Yet here goes swizzy…Ol Speedy Gonzalez looking azz phluckin up the game for us facially challenged brothas everywhere.smh. I aint got the money, so I try to compensate. I lick toes, I pop black heads, I grease scalps,,,But if pretty women will no longer settle for a man like me because they think I too may cheat…DAMNITT, thanx alot Swizz
Honycoatd

My beautiful ladies…

Luscious

Tatted

Good Monday everyone
Yall still crazy

*sends Twin some black-market meds* Tylenol Cold Day/Night combo box is the beezneez… #makesyousweatitout

On topic:

#nowletsseehowyoufeelwithalittlebabyandahubbyfukcingchicksontheside

Not a fell sorry bone in my body…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@juicybaby! :2dance: how was your wknd???
Honycoatd

Alicia is feeling no Karma. She might feel a little hide we all are finding out but just like Swizz is an opportunist so is Alicia.

She too is onto the next one>>> :sing:
Yall still crazy

Hoburgers

Imma be a phat girl today! Pizza (deep dish). #random
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@YALL :2dance: how i’ve missed thee!!!!!!!
OutsidetheBox

Cocoa… *licks lips*

:ashamed*
http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

@creamychic… her friend is a whore (no offense to you or your whorish friend)…but that’s what they do..they are just down with opp as long as it is giving up cash…
Honycoatd

French Kisses

I need u to drive me up to Alicia so she can lay on my chest and I can comfort her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Hey Hony!
http://Twitter.com/Ms_TiaCouture MsPretTiTi

I thought he asked for a “super sexy pic”??
Yall still crazy

<—spaceship for Frenchie. BRB
GeminEyez

I think the girl is cute and hoping the flash just made her shade look like that….

I hope Swizz aint really cheating…. smh
Honycoatd

Choco: How was it?
candibfly

twin! always lookin out for a nig

i hope its better than this cvs tussin, my chest burns now
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Hey Hony
ohpretty1

Mmmm, oh well. No sympathy here. Karma is real no matter how you try to justify your past.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

PRETTY TITS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

frenchie i blinked & weekend was ova! how was urs?
YALLLL!
Honycoatd

I need someone to sext me too chit
OutsidetheBox

Kingston u talkn bout cubic zirconia stylist (Diamond) Tre Lujan (sp)..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

*waits for Hony to post her number*
OutsidetheBox

I lick toes, I pop black heads, I grease scalps

*dies twice*

I still hate chu. *whips spit*
cocoa49

well they say, they way you pick up a man is the same why you will lose him. sandra i liked your article except for the part where you insinuated that if a man does not accept the advances of a beautiful woman he is assumed gay. What if that man loves his wife/woman and respects her enough to ignore the advances? I don’t think that makes him gay. I feel it is also in a woman’s nature to cheat also. It goes both ways.
OutsidetheBox

LOL @Brown Okayyyyyyy My phone is at the ready!
Honycoatd

I really don’t think it will bother Alicia more that he’s sexting but more of what people will say.

Alicia is prepared for this chit
MzDimplez1123

Not Speedy Gonzalez though.
OutsidetheBox

I thought he asked for a “super sexy pic”?

Damn thats the same thing I said.

AND he was excited by that. Damn Swizz. #upgradeplease

Or maybe I just watch too much porn. Them aint real womens.
Honycoatd

@ MY Lips

So you gonna sexting me? When I ask for a sexy pic, I don’t want to see you fully clothed.
brenden

@Honycoatd…Ill text you I’m always lookin for new sext buddies…You like a.m. dirty talk? My mama uses the phone during the evenings but I do have full access every other weekend
MzDimplez1123

@ Hony…I agree. They probably both can play with all the outside chicks they want.
Honycoatd

Swizz was gassing her head

He knows how to play to get what he wants and that is what she wanted to hear.
OutsidetheBox

*cries* @Brendan.

I betcha thats fun @Dimpz …Tiny and Tip style. #dontbanmeaunty #ilearnedtojudgefromyou
http://Twitter.com/Ms_TiaCouture MsPretTiTi

Luscious, Tatted, Fayla, Dimpz, Hony, Outside and anyone else I missed
Creamychic

BRENDEN SAYS:
,Im the best he can do…Yet here goes swizzy…Ol Speedy Gonzalez looking azz phluckin up the game for us facially challenged brothas everywhere.smh. I aint got the money, so I try to compensate. I lick toes, I pop black heads, I grease scalps,,,But if pretty women will no longer settle for a man like me because they think I too may cheat…DAMNITT, thanx alot Swizz
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I want u to shut up
Honycoatd

@ Brenden

I like dirty imaginative talk. I don’t think you can give me that especially if it’s not when I want it but when you can.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

At Swizz and these hungry females who like prehistoric looking bird men

Goes to read comments
MzDimplez1123

Hey Titi! :wave:

@ OTB…You know you don’t come around enough to be getting banned right?
YSoSerious

@YOU
Honycoatd

Sexi Tits

Hi Honi cakes

Damn I think I am hungry. I am seeing a cake-like picture in my head, or its just cravings.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

ALL again
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

People keep talking about Alicia’s karma. When is Swizz gonna get his karma? Are women the only ones that have to suffer the ole get back? Are you even wishing karma on him or are black men so prized (as Sandra says) that we let them get away with murder while holding black women to higher standards?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Hey Choco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

Two things:

1. Sandra, I think it is in EVERYONE’S nature to cheat, not just men. I am a happily married woman but I will not lie and say that I haven’t found other men attractive enough to fantasize for a bit…it is what it is, so if TWO PEOPLE commit in marriage then they need to :stop: all the bullshyt on both ends.

2. Alicia has always been rumored to be a lesbian. I’ve actually heard someone who is close to her confirm this years ago. She and Gonzo likely have an open marriage and she wanted the marriage and baby to appeal to the public and to her image. She probably has her jumpoffs too and is NOT worried about him or these random broads…
http://Twitter.com/Ms_TiaCouture MsPretTiTi

Choco!
Selle

I just bit my darn tongue reading this! I’m married and I don’t trust my husband, mama, daddy NOBODY! I’m sure Alicia knows about this already. NO SYMPATHY THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELLL for all cheating men and women who sleep with married men!!! (Bitter). We all knew it was going to happen…I want a quote from Mashonda!

Auntie I hope you follow this story like Beyonce’s pregnancy cause I wanna know what happens
Honycoatd

@ Bird

Swizz beak will grow to Pinocchio’s size that is one of his Karma.

They are all having what they want so I am not mad.

Swizz has the go ahead and clearance to take off and fly.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Teehee – I think Swizz was cheating on her while he proposed, got her preggers and walked down the aisle… I noticed a difference in the pics of them together after the honeymoon – and Swizz dirty beak azz – I couldn’t
lovezoe

When you TRULY get to know someone, you find out they may not have the qualities that are boyfriend/marriage material. It is clear Swizz don’t like condoms. He got two chicks pregnant while still legally married to Mashonda. AIDS is too real to allow a man to knowingly cheat on me. Like my grandma always said, “You get something you can’t say no spell.”
OutsidetheBox

We sawwy @Bird. We thought his Karma was that face…and Mashonda as a baby mama.
Honycoatd

@ Fefe
WUTWUZMISSIN!

@Outside

Man why was that song playing in my head as I wrote that!
Selle

People keep talking about Alicia’s karma. When is Swizz gonna get his karma? Are women the only ones that have to suffer the ole get back? Are you even wishing karma on him or are black men so prized (as Sandra says) that we let them get away with murder while holding black women to higher standards?
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Idk what his get back would be cause he obviously doesn’t have a heart like most men…their souls are so ugly sometimes.
Honycoatd

@OTB

Mashonda got grits cooking for your ass and that comment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

I wonder if Ghostface got those eyebrows airbrushed on.
laterthannever

Perez Hilton would have been a better “…according to.”

Scrolling back up to finish
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

This is typical jump off rather unemployed hell ion know what to call them but smart…. or something anywho my conversation reads the same with my the dude I buy my Algebra test answers from.

Nguyen Li Won Tong: Down, wha time u wan de ansers?

DawnSheen: I’ll be home around 4

Nguyen Li Won Tong: Goo, cal me wen u geh hum an I’ll meat chew

DawnSheen: Make sure you put my name on the homeowrk assignments, last time you forgot to delete your name and I almost got caught.

Nguyen Li Won Tong: okay, okay me veri sowry.. my ma said u wan u nail cut dow?

DawnSheen: Nah, I’m good but can she do my brows?

(sext pictures or unibrow to Nguyen Li Won Tong’s Motorola 2 way pager)
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Karma for Swizz I mean if the women keep allowing him to do it I guess there’s no Karma for him – Honestly Keys should’ve seen the warning signs so it’s really her Karma – If all three women decided not to see him any longer then that’s his Karma – and I bet he is still Mashonda –
brenden

I’m so sick of being used by women. When they need you to pick the lint and debris out of they dread locks they’re ur best friend. Once you finish plucking the last cocoa bug they act brand new

Anyway, I just realised something…Sandra called Alicia insecure…Not a narcacist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Maybe Gonzo’s Karma is that $2 million tax debt to IRiS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@Dawn…do this for me —->>>
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Selle says:

Auntie I hope you follow this story like Beyonce’s pregnancy cause I wanna know what happens
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http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

brenden says:

I’m so sick of being used by women. When they need you to pick the lint and debris out of they dread locks they’re ur best friend. Once you finish plucking the last cocoa bug they act brand new

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You ain’t told no lie, I already told my potential that I needs my dandruff scratched weekly or else…
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Heeeey Titi

ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SANAA LATHAN???
http://youtu.be/vbqI2EApq3I melissak380

Bird says:

She boosts Swizz’s arrogant ego and charms him into sending her plane tickets and such.
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You think so? HE asks her to come meet him in some state (where his wife ain’t) and she has to ask him to buy the plane ticket. One time he even says he’s only buying a 1-way. When I was a young chick living in Houston, my southern mama’s had it way more together than that. Are they giving it away even to the rich dudes nowadays?
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No ma’am, down here in Houston TX we are most certainly NOT giving it away to anyone. Well, some of the trashy girls are but thats anywhere you go.

One more thing:

Jay Bee says:

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Nope Sandra im not buying… I know plenty of faithful men.. who has not walked in temptation.. The world has given men excuses to live this lie same as being ok for a man to walk away and leave the family unlike the women walking away to live the family.

There are lots of men who dont want to be a ho. I’m not saying they dont think about or fantasize about others (because they are human). But its another thing to act on it and there are men who dont believe that cheating is right!
OutsidetheBox

I fukks with Mashonda the longggggg way. She is the only one who can give Swizz his due. Thats why i like her. She stay sticking it to his ass
YSoSerious

Maybe it’s my view on marriage and monogamy as a whole but, I’m not rooting against Alica. Not really rooting for her either. I like her songs and her voice. That’s it.

As long as the kids involved don’t get done permanent damage, let them fck whomever they want.
brenden

LMAO!!!!!! NGUYEN? Really tho?smh….Swizz karma is his face? Really tho? You people.lololol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@Choco

Karma for men like this comes in the form of something indirect. Meaning, he may have a daughter who grows up to do porn, or he may get herpes, or he may experience some kind of financial/spiritual/emotional ruin…
OutsidetheBox

Leave Dawn.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

lovezoe says:

It is clear Swizz don’t like condoms.
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That’s my biggest problem with this fool. He WILL make a baby on Alicia and she will look like the biggest fool on planet earth. God forbid he bring her The Package. Run Alicia run!!!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

brenden says:

Yes money is at the top of the list, but there’s also an assumption that this ugly ninja would never cheat on someone as fine as me,,,Im the best he can do…
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Exactly.. That’s why Alicia Keys is insecure and a narcissist, because she thinks she’s too special to be cheated on. No one is too special to be cheated on. When a man cheats it’s not about YOU. So don’t make it be about you. He needs to accept responsibility for his own behavior.
http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24#p/u/6/IuRBzHzgc4s OHoney

Dawn >>>>>
http://youtu.be/vbqI2EApq3I melissak380

Sandra Rose says: No one is too special to be cheated on. When a man cheats it’s not about YOU. So don’t make it be about you

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exactly
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

cocoa49 says:

sandra i liked your article except for the part where you insinuated that if a man does not accept the advances of a beautiful woman he is assumed gay. What if that man loves his wife/woman and respects her enough to ignore the advances?
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You’re right. I should have typed “usually” it’s because he’s gay.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Selle says:

Auntie I hope you follow this story like Beyonce’s pregnancy cause I wanna know what happens
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http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Why folks always trying to put me out?? I just say what folks be thinking…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Maybe Gonzo’s Karma is that $2 million tax debt to IRiS
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that’s Key’s karma as well – he could dip and leave her with it hope she made him sign a prenup!
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

lovezoe says:

When you TRULY get to know someone, you find out they may not have the qualities that are boyfriend/marriage material.
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That usually occurs once the dopamine wears off. That’s why I tell you kids to avoid making hasty decisions (such as moving in with him) while you’re still under the rapture of dopamine. WAIT :stop: until it wears off first so you can think and see clearly! That could be anywhere from 2 months to 2 years. So be patient!
OutsidetheBox

Took me a coupla turns around the pepper spray can fo’ I figured that one out.

Its ALL about him. You still fly. Fly bishes boost a cheater’s ego even further and they be like, “well sh it, i got her, hmmmm…what else can i get into…?”
laterthannever

“i wish broads knew eyebrows are supposed to be sisters, not twins.

THIS X 1,000,000,000!!!

She must be wearing MAC. It photographs terribly.
She looks like she could be his brother or sister.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Karma for men like this comes in the form of something indirect. Meaning, he may have a daughter who grows up to do porn, or he may get herpes, or he may experience some kind of financial/spiritual/emotional ruin…
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@ Fe I gotcha but I know how to give direct Karma right back – when ex hubby wouldn’t stop cheating I had an affair with his cousin for a year! That was my direct Karmic gift to my ex hubby
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Guess not!
TruGemini

why would your bff do this if she knew he got married,
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BECAUSE she’s a jump-off/whoremonger (she knows this) so it’s not like I’m sayn something she doesn’t hear or know about herself. I mean that’s just what she does. Hell, she’s scoping Cam Newton rat now

Certainly not saying it’s the way of life. She’s my friend. Loyal and really is a decent girl. But golddigging is her thing. I joined the corporate world she joined the Ladies of the Night…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I was on dopamine for the past 3 months – and it does wear off and you do see that person – however Im glad after the dopamine wore off I still find myself thinking of him and seeing the pro’s before the cons – some friendships/relationships are worth it!
Selle

Sandra Rose says:

brenden says:

Yes money is at the top of the list, but there’s also an assumption that this ugly ninja would never cheat on someone as fine as me,,,Im the best he can do…
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Exactly.. That’s why Alicia Keys is insecure and a narcissist, because she thinks she’s too special to be cheated on. No one is too special to be cheated on. When a man cheats it’s not about YOU. So don’t make it be about you. He needs to accept responsibility for his own behavior.
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Sending SR a plane ticket (round trip by the way) to come talk to my husband…lol.
KDub

Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:

He got tired of them cankles all over his leg at night….
Honycoatd

@ Aunty

I don’t think she believes he can’t cheat on her but that he shouldn’t because she is all she believes she is. We all have egos and can more than be narcissistic, I see quite a few regular Joe’s that fit the bill.
Selle

TruGemini says:

why would your bff do this if she knew he got married,
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BECAUSE she’s a jump-off/whoremonger (she knows this) so it’s not like I’m sayn something she doesn’t hear or know about herself. I mean that’s just what she does. Hell, she’s scoping Cam Newton rat now

Certainly not saying it’s the way of life. She’s my friend. Loyal and really is a decent girl. But golddigging is her thing. I joined the corporate world she joined the Ladies of the Night…

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Shoooooot tell her to call me when she gets them digits—he looks like a TRex with those ears but he has the million dollar smile, lol.
TruGemini

That’s my biggest problem with this fool. He WILL make a baby on Alicia and she will look like the biggest fool on planet earth. God forbid he bring her The Package. Run Alicia run!!!
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

BECAUSE she’s a jump-off/whoremonger (she knows this) so it’s not like I’m sayn something she doesn’t hear or know about herself. I mean that’s just what she does. Hell, she’s scoping Cam Newton rat now

Certainly not saying it’s the way of life. She’s my friend. Loyal and really is a decent girl. But golddigging is her thing. I joined the corporate world she joined the Ladies of the Night…
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My bff is this way however she will rotate a few ballers I wouldn’t call it gold digging or jump off status – but I can dig where you are coming from!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

@Choco

Get ’em girl!
KDub

Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:

He got tired of her azz rolling round the pianer I am sure they got in their living room. Nukka came home and she was nekkid atop the piano EVERYDAY and at her like Prince did like “bish PLEASE” and was more intrested in textin the 23 yo instead
KDub

Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:

He is tired of that wonky azz eye she got.
KDub

Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:

He got tired of her tryna cook breakfast in nothing but her necklace.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fe
And his cousin is the one who told him about us – smdh Puerto Ricans are a trip at times his reasoning for telling my ex hubby about us is becuz I belonged to him at that point! I left them both! they will not be!
TruGemini

Selle says:

Shoooooot tell her to call me when she gets them digits—he looks like a TRex with those ears but he has the million dollar smile, lol.
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FOR REAL girl!! He is definitely a funny looking dude. BUT so down to earth and humble FOR NOW… but the league (and the groupies) will get ’em though…they’ll blow his head up and he’ll be like Mike Vick pre-prison.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

He got tired of her azz rolling round the pianer I am sure they got in their living room. Nukka came home and she was nekkid atop the piano EVERYDAY and at her like Prince did like “bish PLEASE” and was more intrested in textin the 23 yo instead
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Girl that chit I won’t ever forget
OutsidetheBox

Cam likes thick girls. So if she got that… Him aint too bright either, but his mama no ma’am.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

melissak380 says:

No ma’am, down here in Houston TX we are most certainly NOT giving it away to anyone. Well, some of the trashy girls are but thats anywhere you go.

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Looky here. I ain’t never seen it done the way my Houston girls did it back in the day. I don’t give a damn what they look like they all expected men to be men or they were not messing with him PERIOD. By man they mean provider. I had two friends turn down pro athletes saying “just cause he got money don’t mean I got money.” If he ain’t paying bills they was not having it. My TRASHY friend was a straight up prostitute. Asking dudes for the light bill money during initial contact. I NEVER met a woman in Houston to took shorts from a man financially. So this chick settling for a 1-way plane ticket to see this totatlly unsexy man, which means he’s really good for nothing if not the dough, looked down right crazy to me.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Cam is cute to me – and he has a girlfriend already somehow I don’t think Cam has any fire in him that would keep me interested he seem hella dull!
lovezoe

Anyone see the video of Serena “dancing” to Got Money? To have such a donk and not know what to do with it.
OutsidetheBox

No! Not at all. He is hilarious @Choc.
OutsidetheBox

Could you imagine? I could… *dreams of a donky arse and all the drinks i would knock over*

*Swoons*
KDub

Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:

He got tired of his yt mother in law. Nukka want to go to his mother in law house on Sunday’s and EAT. Her greens just won’t RIGHT.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Im so glad I have to much pride and success to expect or ask a man to provide for me – now I don’t mind being treated and I don’t mind generosity but not dating someone because he aint paying one of my bills just ain’t me and I for it to never be me!
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Choco aka Hippie says:

@ Fe I gotcha but I know how to give direct Karma right back – when ex hubby wouldn’t stop cheating I had an affair with his cousin for a year! That was my direct Karmic gift to my ex hubby
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DIZZAMMMMMM!!! That’s cold blooded!
TruGemini

@ KDUB

Are you from the Raleigh / Durham area????
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@OTB
I stopped keeping up with him I do love his smile Im gonna be frustrated he is he has mad personality – Tired of crushing after young men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Zoe B.

KWALL Go away right now I hate you so passionately right now Got me laughing so hard, I could feel my Kegels
OutsidetheBox

Her greens just won’t RIGHT.
Honycoatd

@ KDub

Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:

He got tired of his yt mother in law. Nukka want to go to his mother in law house on Sunday’s and EAT. Her greens just won’t RIGHT.

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Thats not fair. And plus Alicia mum got flavor
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Bird
I don’t really get mad – I stay quiet, plot, plan and get even… sometimes I let you find out and others times I don’t – but Im for loyalty and fidelity – not everyone is so Im not fighting and all that chit you keep cheating I will cheat and leave!
OutsidetheBox

@Choc! I cant keep up with them youngins but they are always the FIRST ones to approach. SMH.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

TruGemini says:

That’s my biggest problem with this fool. He WILL make a baby on Alicia and she will look like the biggest fool on planet earth. God forbid he bring her The Package. Run Alicia run!!!
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What the hail that mean!?
KDub

Are you from the Raleigh / Durham area????
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I was birffed at Rex Hospital. The old one. On St. Mary’s skreet. I am a throwback. Last batch of babies born there before they built the current location.
Honycoatd

@ Choco

Was he a close cousin?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@OTB
What’s so crazy is Im dating someone closer to my age and it’s a damn shame that age really doesn’t have anything to do with it – he can be as immature as the younger ones and they handled some things more mature than he does – but you’re right they are COCKY as heyul and don’t care about age – some of them are too cute to turn away
KDub

Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:

We all know Alicia has an acne prollem. But she took it too fuggin far…she prolly had Swizz poppin blackheads on her back. TURN OFF.
OutsidetheBox

I have maced every guy that cheated on me.

I invited them over on the pretense of #makeupsex. Some got it and then got sprayed but most just got sprayed…while naked.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Hony
I was mos def playing with fire – they are both Puerto Ricans but my ex was out there too much and moved his cousin in with us – so ya know
TruGemini

@ KDUB

I was asking because you said “won’t” (those greens just won’t right). THE only folk I know that say “won’t” in that sense are people from the Raliegh / Durham area. I have people from around that way. AND some in the Rocky Mount area…they say “won’t” too…

:lolol:
KDub

Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:

Speaking of her acne…Swizz got TIYAHD of that makeup shade she is so fond of. Orange. Prolly got that ish all over their good towels and pillowcases and shat.
Honycoatd

@ Choco

My days are smiley when men over 35 approach but I typical attract these little boys in high school asking me what grade I’m in? And chit I don’t think I look that teenage young or is it the children that look too old.
OutsidetheBox

some of them are too cute to turn away

@Choc LOL!

True story: I gave it to an ex’s nephew. He was a long ago ex and this boy is yrs our jr… everytime I see him I feel bad tho He just be smilinggggggggggg
OutsidetheBox

They say “won’t” in Miami, New Awhlins, I think in TenneKey too. We spread our ebonics far and wide
OutsidetheBox

or is it the children that look too old.

I’ll take this one, Alex.

LOL!
Honycoatd

@ Choco

Damn Puerto Ricans are crazyyy as heck. My oldest son’s father is Puerto Rican and military and a friggin looney always invading my privacy and we haven’t been together since 2002.
KDub

@ KDUB

I was asking because you said “won’t” (those greens just won’t right). THE only folk I know that say “won’t” in that sense are people from the Raliegh / Durham area. I have people from around that way. AND some in the Rocky Mount area…they say “won’t” too…
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Well won’t is the wrong contraction huh? Cause it meas will not and not was not. But I DEW admit I am country as all HAIL. My parents from Bama so it is genetic.

Things you will catch KDub saying.

Ill (Is)- “Who dat ill?”
NAT- “Do nat”
Finnta/Fixing- “I am fixing to go XXX”
gwan- “What you gwan do is…”
SATCHO- “Please satcho azz down”
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@OTB and Honey
Look Imma keep it real I wouldn’t do under 21 back when I was 31 now Im just like been there done that with the youngins and while my relationship was long term with a youngin I don’t want that anymore – the difference I truly see is that some men aren’t as needy as younger ones but even still that is case by case!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Hony
That’s why I left both of them someone would’ve ended up dead so I was done!
Honycoatd

@ OTB

I thought u lived in Orlando?

I live close to Miami and these boys here are a handful with there 250 check every week thinking it can buy me things and not having me feel bad.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Women like Alicia Keys always make the mistake of believing babies will turn men like Swizz Beatz into family men and make them more responsible and less likely to cheat. That’s called magical thinking and it is characteristic of women with personality disorders.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I say these kids today look old this girl on this topic doesn’t look anywhere close to 23 IMO – I just thank GOD for my good genes cuz I swore she was in her 30’s
OutsidetheBox

Ill (Is)- “Who dat ill?”
NAT- “Do nat”
Finnta/Fixing- “I am fixing to go XXX”
gwan- “What you gwan do is…”
SATCHO- “Please satcho azz down”

Who gone check us boo? LMAO
KDub

have maced every guy that cheated on me.

I invited them over on the pretense of #makeupsex. Some got it and then got sprayed but most just got sprayed…while naked.
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You left out the hard plastic bat. You don’t want a wood or metal bat. Your azz will go to jail for that. But I maced two ex’s and then beat they azz with a plastic bat while they was tryna see.
Honycoatd

Y’all really over thinking this.

Alicia is not as weak as you all think.
KDub

say these kids today look old this girl on this topic doesn’t look anywhere close to 23 IMO – I just thank GOD for my good genes cuz I swore she was in her 30?s
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I was just not shocked at 23 but I just hope Swizz did not fly her azz in only to discover her “package” was bigger than his!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Sandra
Your idea on what Alicia was thinking makes no sense since he left Mashonda with a son! Unless she is really really stupid
OutsidetheBox

I live in Gville.

$250 sh itttttt. They doing better than the lil fellas up hea. My ex young thang (yes, i said that in a *nasty old cougar voice*) try to survive on his lil financial aid. Chile I used to damn near be paying him!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

But I maced two ex’s and then beat they azz with a plastic bat while they was tryna see.
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Visualization and I used to own one as a child!
OutsidetheBox

I agree with @Sandra. I have seen it TOO many times. They think their baby is the “special one”. Its sad.

My bd’s new side peice (me and her are semi-friends; small town) txtd me a pic of his new baby with his yt lady. Mind you, I left him because he cheated on me with her.
OutsidetheBox

Plastic bat? I never thought of that one. I just spit venom and tease em with water while they fumble round looking for clothes calling me a b itch.

I need a bat. I wont even let my bad azz boys have bats. Breaking mah sh it No maam lol
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

My bd’s new side peice (me and her are semi-friends; small town) txtd me a pic of his new baby with his yt lady. Mind you, I left him because he cheated on me with her.
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OutsidetheBox

Girl I aint playing. He already tombout she “trapped” him. I just try to keep it 100 wit’em and told him, “you aint even it, sir”. Who wanna trap you boo?

He a prejudice fu cka who dont even like yts. Thats why he got a baby from one tryna creep. #karmacomes
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ OTB

Girl my son’s father got that vasectomy – Back then I couldn’t imagine him having a child by another female and tryn to add to my family #EVIL I was like that child won’t ever see the light of day if you do
datsmdubya2u

People need start talkin on the phone again. stop leaving evidence trails
any word on how these texts became public? Hacked? or she gave them to a blog?
http://grammarminutes.webs.com Brownsugar1908

I follow A keys on twitter and she tweeted this a few hours ago.

Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Some things are just LAUGHABLE!!!!!! Now, Let’s Continue to SHINE!! Everything else is a waste of time!! Sending love!

She’s in denial
http://happysnappynappy.blogspot.com rozb

I know why I come to Sandra Rose. Y’all are too funny!
http://happysnappynappy.blogspot.com rozb

The young lady does have some skrawng features, tho…
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

at >>>Brenden Says: “gag inducing faces” falls out on the floor,hell nawl! lmao!
West Coast Chick

she’s gonna loose him exactly how she found him…..cheating… point blank period!
Twilight

Looks like swizzcheap took her to Applebees for 2 for 20$
mimi08

Haha…that’s what alicia keyes get! Karma can be bitter or sweet depending on what end your’e on when it comes…and we all know alicia is on the bitter end of this one, and somewhere smiling and dancing is mashonda…alicia keyes deserves exactly what she got, and i’m praying this is just the tip of the iceberg for her porky pig looking romp. she lied and cheated and snuck around with toucan sam. I don’t blame him though, i would cheat on her loose fat romp too, with all that acne on her face. Gotta be hard waking up looking at her pocked up face everything. She got what she deserves, and she can say whatever she wants to say on twitter…we all know she’s in heavy denial and that she’s embarrassed and will say anything to pretend this is not happening…yep whatever trick…karma has paid you a visit..LOL!