Morning Wood: Ron Artest
“Dancing With the Stars” contestant Ron Artest of the LA Lakers wore his team’s colors to dance rehearsals yesterday. Ron plans to change his name to Metta World Peace once he pays all of Ron Artest’s outstanding parking tickets. Season 13 of DWTS premieres on Monday, Sept. 19 at 8 PM/7c.
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…. No thanks
THose shorts are wrong on so many levels.. When he thought he was a Lakers cheerleader was when he shouldve been pushed down…. smh
I REALLY HATE RON RIGHT ABOUT NOW
HE IS MAKING LAKERNATION LOOK SILLY OL BIG LEG FUUKA!! 
<<THATS WHAT HE REALLY WANT!~
LMAO.
*points* look at that shat!
looks like he got something up his butt!!!
Look at dem girls..they wearing those koochie cutters koochie cutters
I think I threw up a lil bit in my mouth
What a way to start off a Friday morning lolol
and good morning everyone!
Happy TGIF to all
NOT ONLY are the shorts SHORT, but are those mofos on INSIDE OUT???
I hope this was an ill attempt at a publicity stunt….. I hope.
Thighs….that is all!
I’m more concerned with the fact that he’s driving that income tax time special Tahoe that the girls with 3.5 kids drive and who also work at a nursing home or daycare and buy their scrubs out of Wal-Mart.
NOT ONLY are the shorts SHORT, but are those mofos on INSIDE OUT
They are!!!!!!!!
umm..
Mother Jefferson says:
He could have at least put some Jergens on them thighs
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WHERE ARE HIS NUTS AND WOOD?
@WITEBOI
I think he’s doing kegels.
Oh hellllls to the naw!!!!!!!
More like would not!! 
I guess noone ever told him that extremely tight pants can cause yeast infections!!!
Let the balls breeeeeeeeaaathe Bruh!!
He, Looks like one of the special ed students that just got changed for gym class….
Miss_Auti says:
Happy TGIF to all and good morning everyone!
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Happy Friday to you too!! You look like my peoples for real, a couple of nieces and cousins!
Good Morning Fam!
He looks like he only washes up in the sink and doesn’t take showers or baths.
Cocoabana says:
WHERE ARE HIS NUTS AND WOOD?
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Put your glasses on, hun. I’m a lesbun and I see them
why does something tell me that Kimsha has enough peen for both of them?
Sandra, I could spot d*ck a mile away and he ain’t got enough of it.
Sandra Rose says:
Cocoabana says:
WHERE ARE HIS NUTS AND WOOD?
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Put your glasses on, hun. I’m a lesbun and I see them
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Miss Sandra, nuff respect to you and I appreciate the wood gesture, but that wood is baby sized wood
Aren’t you the same one who constantly tries to shove obviously tangy, zesty, teh ghey men down our throat for morning wood? Oh ok
@ Kingston
Loves your new pic. ma’am!! It’s hot! It really doesn’t even look like you. What did you do different?
AND WTF is up with this pic of Artest. Aunti Sand, please tell me you photoshopped that ish.
Happy Friday everyone!
Hope your day starts and continues well
Rt Cocobana he all balls & no d
I demand a new morning wood post!!!
Oh and Happy Friday yall!
Yso
Laker
Vero
Wut
Hony
Jazzyiest
Anyone else I may have missed
#noclique
Honycoatd says:
I think his penis mouth is turned up, just maybe it smells itself?
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:lmao: His paynus looks like a grower, not a shower
@ H-Town
Hey hun!!!!
Since you’re obviously in Houston did you hear the little hoochie on 97.9 this morning that was messing with Swizz Beats? She was spilling a little tea here and there and basically admitted to everything.
Wow I live in Houston too but didnt listen to the morning show this am…she called in to the box??? Bwaaahaaa
HTOWN!!
@Jazzyiest
No I didn’t listen. I try not to listen to 97.9 when my daughters are in the car. For obvious reasons…you know J-Mac is crazy and you don’t know what he will say.
@ Kingston
I just read in the Dr. Oz post that that’s Tae in your gravi. My bad. She’s a super cute girl and if I remember correctly she’s from Houston. I KNOW she has a sister who lives here but I believe she’s from here too. I wonder what she’s up to now?
LOL.
i saw J-Mac at 24 hour fitness once. he’s shaped like a upsidedown triangle.
she’s from houston? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? *heads to google maps for latitude and longtitude*
THIS IS JUST WAAAAAY WRONG!
@ yso
Kegals!!!! that or he gotta **** and he is holding it in!!!
i saw J-Mac at 24 hour fitness once. he’s shaped like a upsidedown triangle
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His raps are just so…so…Jmac-ish
Christina is going to make the most out of this I can see smh. I guess Swizz should have flown her round trip huh?
@ Htown
Girl, sometimes I can’t listen to them myself and I’m grown.
My homegirl had to call me and tell me to cut it on. She was on there just saying it was true and that she’s been fooling with him since the Mashonda days. 
She says one day before Mashonda called her he called her and told her, “My wife is about to call you. Deny everything!” So that’s what she did. She’s suppose to be a singer/model blah, blah, blah. All I know is Swizz came off as a tight azz in those text messages between he and her. That ninja told her he’d buy her a one way ticket to where he was and they’d talk about the rest when she got there. WTF!
Tatted
You make me want to fly to you just so you can do my make-up. Thats says alot because I’m just an eyeliner, lip gloss, and maybe mascara kinda girl
He is wrong as HAIL for those shorts!
When gold-digging goes wrong huh Jazzy? I was like what part of the game is that?
Crazy is as crazy does. He has nice thighs though #something nice
morning all
Good Mornting….
I see Ron Artest is falling short of the glory in the meat packing district…
Ew.
Sup ho’boygahs
oh and any gents in here 
Ms Fayla with her pretty self! and fellow Houstonian Melissa
Okay no it wouldn’t but… okay.. nevermind…
@ Kingston/H-town
Yep, she’s from Houston.
97.9 is in the same building I work in so I see J-Mac from time-to-time. That ni**a surely is something funny looking. When he looks at you it’s like he’s staring through your clothes and I can’t stand all that glittery, hip hop shyt he wears. Grown azz man with rhinestones and bedazzled shirts…GTFOH
HIS!!
@His
Don’t do it! I miss my hair now for some reason 
Did I read yesterday or recently you are doing a BC?
hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssy!
wtf is a hoboygah?
@ htown
ugh, i can’t with him. i hear he raps like that at Metropolis and the ladies flock to him. smh.
Dearest Ron Artest:
Jesus wept. Why? JUST WHYYYYYY? I’ve been done with you for quite some time. Really dates back to Indiana. Maybe even back to St. John’s. Never really liked you to be honest…But on the real, I need for you to call Paula Abdul and tell her you will return her Laker Girl shorts from back when she was on the squad in ’83. Not sure how you got ‘em but for the love of all things GOOD…return them.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
@ HTown – WOW! Thank you. I’m honored! REALLY I AM! *cheesing hard as chit!: I just had to take this pic today because I am wearing a dark color lip and I never do that but I love this one! It’s called Dark Berry by Sephora!
@ H-Town
Exactly…but I noticed she wasn’t a stupid girl herself. She told his azz no a lot to flying out and seeing him and she would straight up ask him if he was paying or not and get all the facts up front. She’s not a stupid girl by far.
@ His
Hey booski!!!!!!! *gaurds bun so you can’t hump it*
mmm mmm mmm. I knew I made the right decision in following him on twitter. I’m watching DWTS for the first time now, all cuz of him. Damn he’s sexy. I’ve been saying for years those damn bball shorts are too long. yes yes yes Ron. You did that.
@Jazzy
I get so mad when I see that crap! He is too old for that!
Kingstons pretty ass aint shyt! *jumps on her back*
YSO! *tugs ur dread*
i’m hungered
I bet he’s a grower. Not ever guy is hanging 9″ strong flacid.
@ Tatted
Hey sweetie!!!
Honycoatd says:
Happy Friday everyone!
Hope your day starts and continues well
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Hey Hony! I responded to your shout out yesterday and then the thread (Pharrel) disappeared. Happy Friday to you too!!
FAYLA!!
Good morning all:
Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)
HISSSSSSSSS (gets makeup kit & apply Russian Red lipstick by MAC 2 ur
lips)
Naija
KDubble
Tainted
Jazzy (your gravi is giving me the bizniz & yes I heard the interview
here in my hometown yesterday in Columbus, OH)
Kingstonn
HTown
YSO
WUT
Mamacita
Witeboi
Melissa
Genia
and everyone else I missed –
@kingston
lol
Are you serious? I knew it was time to give up on humanity
His voice is weird to me. It doesn’t fit him. i always imagine he was bullied in school and now this is “making it” to him. he comes across as very groupie-ish with the rappers and other celebs. That’s never cute for a big ol grown man like himself.
@ his
i got arthritis.. we ain’t gon make it..
Hey all yall!
It’s Friday
(Jersey Shore fist pump)
How do I put up a gravi/picture or something…this lil angry face aint cuttin it?!?!
TATTED!!
That was quite a roll call.*
*I’m too lazy to do those anymore.
Jazzy! *humps that hair like its nvr been humped b4*
Kingbew, btch sound it out! HO’ BOY GAH = HOE BUR GER
HTOWN, I wanna go natural!
HTownnnn!
girl that Kimmaytube leave in recipe has saved my hairs LIFE u hea me??
i’m rocking some glossy red lips today #sassy
<—duttywine
<—headnod
congrats on ur BC bew! welcome to #teamnatural 
TaBewluvher
Yardieee
YSo
HIS
FAY!!
Tatted! gawjus thang u!
Kingbew, who diagnosed u with this? I have carpal tunnel in my right wrist *sighs and hands u a bootleg handicapped sign 4 ur car*
Yso what the fck is gawn on with ur gravi?
now u have pissed me off!
@ Tatted
Awwwhhhhhh thank you boo!
I didn’t know the interview was heard in other cities. I thought it was a Houston exclusive or something.
@ His
I want to go natural too! That’s my “natural” hair in the gravi. I seriously don’t know what to do to it so all I do is put it in a bun. I’m scared to wear it any other way. BTW-the natural ish went out the door for me when I permed it last night.
@His
big hair!!!! I know you will look cute either way 
I understand. While I do miss my length (bra-strap), i love my natural texture. I have really nice curls lol. i just wish it was longer so I could wear the big hair. I
@Fayla
so you saying I need to invest huh? I’m going to check it out. Thanks for remembering to tell me!
@ YSO – I know that roll call was long and I still think I left some out accidentally! I sowwy if I did!
@ Naija –
Nah Nah Nah – DIVA is a female version of a hustlah, of a of a hustlah, of a of a hustlah!
@ Fay Fay – I love a red lip! You should try Russian Red by MAC! It’s the TRUFF!
@ htown
ugh, i know! he’s always riding Jay-Z’s shaft. what grown ass man you know does that?
@ his
i sounded it out but i still dont know wtf it is! #slow
hey tatted!
i bet you can give Peaches that works at the MAC counter in Nordstroms a run for his money. his eyebrows kill me..
Hey Tatted Loving you gravi boo!!!!
Hey Everybody
His
Kingston
Yso
Kdub
Jazzy
Htown
Cocoa
Laker
Fayla
And the whole family!!!! It’s Friday Y’all
@ Sheree
Go to gravatar dot com OR read the text on this page under “leave a comment”, click on the purplish word “Gravatar” and it’ll take you to the site.
I hope I explaind that right.
I shall be back later mufuggas
s all around.
I actually have 2 do some work
but I will not be working a minute after 1:30
@ Jazzy – I wanna go natural too, but I’m scared! First off, I dont wanna cut my hair off and that’s what girls are doing! Secondly, I don’t wanna pay the money to get it done all the time because I couldn’t handle it (i’d rather buy cosmetics w/that money) & lastly, bish just bought a relaxer last night to put in tomorrow!
Shereezy says:
How do I put up a gravi/picture or something…this lil angry face aint cuttin it?!?!
Under the Leave a Comment section click on the word Gravatar and it will take you to where you can upload a new pix.
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@kingstonn
JMac and Hatta act like Jay-Z is the best thing since sliced bread :homo:
hey Tainted
@Kingbew, its my ghetto way of saying hoburger bew. or are u not a ho burger?
@HTown, thank u for ur support! *salutes u* lol I’m gna try 2 do it. I cant guarantee it just yet tho
ok i’m out
@ Kingstonn – I’m kinda lost. Is my eyebrows u-guh-lee???
@ Tainted
Hey boo!
That da** boy in your gravi is a mess dot com
I saw that fool acting insane on the VMA’s talking about he hated Bruno Mars and da** near died. I just don’t think I’m ready for an R&B beef. WTF are they going to do…have a sing off? 
oh shyt…my bad Sandra
forgive me, yes?
Tainted!!
sup cutiepatootie?
@Htown YES! i did it last night 1st time and the results are amazing. cut down frizz dramatically & smoothed the hair shaft. super soft. easy to make, well worth the small investment & it’s nothing u have to buy on-line
TaBew ion usually do a red lip but i saw a cute on yesterday & picked it up, me likey
@ Sheree
Go to gravatar dot com OR read the text on this page under “leave a comment”, click on the purplish word “Gravatar” and it’ll take you to the site.
I hope I explaind that right.
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Good Lookin out…
@ tatted
nooo, lol. i mean with your makeup.
you need to come down here and give him some pointers.. starting with the eyebrows. he insists on making them jet black.
@ Fay Fay – that’s whats up! I do a red lip when I know I’mma be a slut! That chit gives up made glances!
BTW – what palette did you order again?? The reason I asked is because I ordered the 88 Color Cool Shimmer Palette and I cannot leave that bish alone! I ‘don forgot all bout my 120 Color Palette! :rolf:
This is a flagrant violation of man
I just can’t with the smedium underoos. And it looks like he has more berries than twig. I bet you he has to dab the piss off his balls.
@jazzy Yes that’s him! Lol…for some odd reason I have a crush on him
@Fayla I’m stuck in the library today finishing up two papers
How’s it going? 
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Jazzy – I wanna go natural too, but I’m scared! First off, I dont wanna cut my hair off and that’s what girls are doing! Secondly, I don’t wanna pay the money to get it done all the time because I couldn’t handle it (i’d rather buy cosmetics w/that money) & lastly, bish just bought a relaxer last night to put in tomorrow!
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Baby you aren’t telling me what I don’t already know.
Everytime I say I’m going natural I slap a perm on it two weeks later. Me wearing my own hair is a miracle in itself. Going natural….well that ish is going to take some time 
If I do I know I’m not doing the “big chop”. Do you see how big my head is in that gravi?!?!? Me and the “big chop” won’t work. :lol I’ll just start letting it grow out slowly and cut the permed hair over time until it’s all gone. That may work best for you too. It’s a lot of work though. I went to the Dominican chicks and I refuse to do that ish every week so I don’t know how this natural thing will play out for me if it ever even plays out at all.
@Fayla
thanks! i struggle with that here in the humid Houston
I’m on it! i will make it and do some twists again. BTW my twist out lasted a while, you were right. I just washed out last night
@Tatted what type of eyeshadow do you use. I recently bought a Bobbi Brown palette but I’m not liking it as much as the Mac I used to you use
I am having a really Happy Friday breakfast anyone wants some?
<hot lemon water
#sharingiscaring
@ Tainted
I must admit I like his I don’t give a fluck attitude but I’m going to have to let you have that one.
@ Jazzy – My dome is astronomically grotesque as well, although a bish have rocked a few short cuts here and there & you couldn’t tell me shat!
BUT I think I’mma be a permanator for the rest of my measly life, until I get old & decrepid (sp) and just don’t give a fugg anymore!
@Tattedboobiescuties
Your eyes are calling me and I can’t book the ticket any faster!
i bet you can give Peaches that works at the MAC counter in Nordstroms a run for his money.
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I am DEAD at this b/c ours in the Belk’s MAC counter name is Armond. Or as HE says it AARRHHHH MONNNN D. My sister was like he says his name for 3-4 whole SECONDS.
Hispanic guy with an uncanny ability to remma all your colors. I don’t even GO to the counter like that. I sometimes find it cheaper at the outlet. He been there for gosh 6-7 years. ARRRR MONNN D.
@Jazzyiest
I was doing the whole transitioning thing because I wanted to keep my length but my hair is just too thick for all that. I ended up calling my stylist on a Monday and told her cut it all off
It was about an inch and a half left, but now my hair is probably long enough to flat iron in a cute bob.
@ Tainted – I use to be a HUGE MAC consumer (especially on the eyeshadow), and I still will purchase the lips, mineral powder, etc. but now, I use BH Cosmetics for eyeshadow! They are hella cheap (hella cheap) and their pigmentation is awesome (just ask Fayla)! I have 2 of their palettes so far. One is a 120 Color Palette (1st Edition) & I have a Palette that is 88 Color Cool Shimmer Palette. Trust me, they are awesome. Their email addy is bhcosmetics dot com!
Hey Jazzy! lots of ladies transition. the big chop is not for everyone for various reasons. most people keep their hair braided until their natural hair gets some length. but it is harder to manage 2 diff textured hair which is y most end up bc sooner than they thought.
#helpful
Tainted..
a bish crampin like a MF & ret to go the fukk home early bew..glad u aint got shush nobody today huh? 
good luck on those papers tho 
@ Hony – HEY BEW BEW! I’ve already got the ticket and all you got to do is go on the internet.
#Expedia dot com!
<Just uses the basic makeup
I need a lesson or two I am scared of too much color on my face: sad:
@ kdub
idk HOW they remember exactly what shade you are! as soon as you walk past “ooh girl, you a NC25 ain’t you?” and i’m like… 
@ tatted
they still sell fashion fair at Dillards.. the lady always harasses me when i walk past to get to the Carol’s Daughter counter.
@ KDUB – Ion know what the guy name here is, but we only had MAC Counters @ Nordstroms, Macy’s, etc. Now, they are opening an entire MAC store @ the end of this month…..(faints)!
I wish I could find an Outlet! Bish be there ‘errday. My baby already be shaking her head @ my addiction. Every year, makeup is part of my birthday gift, Xmas gift & on top of me buying that chit throughout the year! This year she said “what you want for Xmas?” I said “I want the new Kate Spade bag & some makeup!”
TAINTED!!
@ Kingstonn – thanks doll because that brow powder by them is the bizniz!
@ Fay – you know they now have a 4th edition on the 120??? MAYUNE!
@ Fayla
It is very hard and causes more breakage so it is better to just cut it and let it grow and maintain your hair
I have many friends that have had the chop
Another thing people generally use way too much products on their hair. A little goes along way. Its like growing a plant if you put too much water it can kill it same thing with products.
(emails FAYLA some Midol)
@Tatted I’m about to order it now….I don’t play about my eye shadow. My big ass eyes always have to have something on them lol. I don’t wear foundation or anything but I love eye shadow mascara and my eyebrows have to be on point lol
Anyone from Atlanta or anywhere in the south as aggravated as me for these ghetto eyebrows with all the white at top and the bottom of the brow which is heavily darkened…..???
For those interested curlynikki dot com is great for transitioning styles as well as for different natural hairstyles and ideas.
@ Tainted….do you have an email addy that you don’t mind giving to me! I can send you a cpl pics just so you can see the consistency of the product???
#INNOCENT
tatted
where you live? it’s a mac store on almost every corner here like Starbucks. but i’m getting into NARS alot now lately. even though their damn eyeliner is $27!
@tatted Yes ma’am its Tainted90Love at gmail
@ Kingstonn I live in Columbus, OH – Population 750,000! It’s a far cry from Big azz Houston! I am starting to check NARS out too! You’re not lying! They are VERY expensive! I’m also digging Chanel’s lip color too!
@Tatted No the store is not a MAC outlet (I WISH
) It is called the Cosmetics Company and they have EVERYTHING…not just MAC.
And YES @Kingstonn Armond be like what are you here for? Foundation? (Pulls out the alll the items in NW 40) let me know what you need…
And WHY is everybody MAC person a MAN????
@Hony, i know..i didn’t transition i just got my chit off. but i had locs for 14 years before unlocking them in dec 2009. so although i’ve been natural since 1995 i’m still learning lots. but i’m glad to see so many of my sistren even thinking about it, much less taking the actual plunge. it’s scary for most & ITA! but ur hair will thank u later
@ Tainted Okay. There are quite a few. I’ll start sending now!
@ kdub
girl i was wondering that too! a gay man or a super tatted white girl with those big plastic glasses.
@ tatted
oh damn.. that’s like the population of the sw side of houston. but um yeah.. to be honest.. i bought some orgasm blush cause Drake said it in his song.
Morning folks!
Ron Artest is and always will be funny as hell to me. Anyone saw him on Jimmy Kimmel talking about how his fave singer is Celine Dion and he took all of his hood friends to see her in Vegas? He said she had them crying. Oh it was too funny.
YSo..can thou pls upgrade me to a percocet or sumthin..feeling like the 1st stage of labor ova hea
i wanna go hooome!
i needed that laugh! i’m over here rollin’!!
:newmorningwoodpost:
OH DAMN @POINT DAMN MAN IN YOUR GRAVI …… BODY IS TIGHT!
I swear these comments get me through my work days
Ms. Sandra…you almost made me vomit with this Morning Wood!!!
Ummmmmmmmmm