Rihanna is NOT Esquire Magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive

All over the Internet blogs claim that troubled singer Rihanna was chosen Esquire magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2011. Unlike those other blogs we actually did our research, and according to Esquire’s website, Rihanna did not even come close in the final vote count.

Rihanna was one of 64 women in the hotly contested “Sexiest Woman Alive” competition. But she didn’t even make it to the Final bracket. Click here to see who actually won the Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive for 2011.

Oh, by the way, Rihanna took off her top for the Enquire cover photoshoot which was supposed to look sexy, but didn’t quite hit the mark. If you recall, this was the shoot that Rihanna caught heat for after she tweeted that she starved herself to look skinny for the cover.

You can see footage from the cover shoot after the break.

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  • ValerieB1

    Not a fan :tape:

  • chocolate divalicious

    People are starving in the world I could care less if Rhi-Rhi is not #1 on the SEXY LIST. #getreal

  • Ty

    Ok I am not a Rhianna fan but Katrina looks like the last 3 Beckys that just walked out my office very phucking average :tape:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    I have to say that the actual winner of the contest made me do this —> :yawn:

  • Creamychic

    Umm Nothing Again. :shrugs:

  • GAGIRL87

    RiRi’s most def a bad bish even if she didn’t win :yawn:

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    The actually winner, ugh I’ll keep my thoughts to myself

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    I bet Rihanna did not have to take 1 pack of NoDoze in order to sleep regarding this! :zzz: <—— Rihanna actually sleeping!

    Anyhow, half the people that be on Esquire's or anyone elses' Sexiest or Beautiful list DON'T EVEN BE CUTE! :shrug:

  • JMO

    Well at least she has a good chance in starring in another “The Ring” movie :shrug:

  • Creamychic

    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    I bet Rihanna did not have to take 1 pack of NoDoze in order to sleep regarding this! <—— Rihanna actually sleeping!

    Anyhow, half the people that be on Esquire's or anyone elses' Sexiest or Beautiful list DON'T EVEN BE CUTE!

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    maybe they look at the inside of them like their organs :shrugs:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Logs in… pokes out my Beyonce baby bump via my muffin top which has made its grand appearance thanks to the tacos I just ate for brunch… s’up y’all…

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    :rofl: AND :dead: @ Creamy!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    Heeey Dawn, my e-Crush! :hump:

  • kahmmillion

    Rhianna’s tatts make her look like she has leprosy.

    The actual winner looks like the avershe Bevky. Nothing special.

  • kahmmillion

    Average……Becky……

    Fix typos.

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    AND I’M :dead: @ KAHMMILLION!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Z_k50ltkY&list=FLkTrUhydMKgdoSklonqR9ng&index=4&feature ELove

    First Off, That first photo is horrible so THEIR Photographers AIN’T SHYT IMO… Secondly, Rhi-Rhi topping Their List would actually mean SHE ISN’T SEXXY AT ALL !!! :nono:

    Those YT Girls don’t LQQK Sexxy in The Least and UNLIKE Rhi-Rhi… THOSE YT Girls are Butt-AZZ UGLY w/o Make-Up & Proper Lighting :blink:

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    Um… Katrina is “pretty” (not even close to average… WTF?) but she needs to go through puberty to be “sexy” IMO.
    :coffee:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    We should have a sexiest member of SR by vote only awards… based on actual avi’s only….

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    E-Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Man……………………………………………………

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Now Playing: “The Love I Lost” Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes….

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    Brittney Spears is an “average” yt girl…

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @DAWN SHEEN
    “We should have a sexiest member of SR by vote only awards… based on actual avi’s only….”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    That would be great! Females ONLY and I get 3 votes, veto power and break all ties.
    :coffee:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ MAN…..who you voting on bew???

  • Creamychic

    can i be in that number :waiting:

  • cheeks8683

    My job blocked the site…anyone mind posting who made the final bracket?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Z_k50ltkY&list=FLkTrUhydMKgdoSklonqR9ng&index=4&feature ELove

    @Man… SAID:
    That would be great! Females ONLY and I get 3 votes, veto power and break all ties.

    ^^^

    Dawg YOU Must be Out of Your MF-ing MIND… Your Expertise is Artificially-Enhanced YT Trash SLUT Tricks that have NO Viable TALENT Whatsoever !!! You KNOW NOTHING about Real-n-Sheer Beauty Dawg :rofl:

  • Lady_L

    chocolate divalicious says:

    People are starving in the world I could care less if Rhi-Rhi is not #1 on the SEXY LIST. #getreal

  • IsaiahsMom

    cheeks8683 says:

    My job blocked the site…anyone mind posting who made the final bracket?
    —————–
    Mine did too. :pc:
    Can anyone post the list?

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    @ MAN…..who you voting on bew???

    —-

    *pushes up chest pillows*

    Yes, Man who are you voting for?

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    IsaiahsMom says:

    cheeks8683 says:

    My job blocked the site…anyone mind posting who made the final bracket?
    —————–
    Mine did too.
    Can anyone post the list?

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    Derek J

    Whoppi Goldberg via her character in “Ghost”

    Vivia Fox via her character in “Out All Night”

    Tisha Cambpell- Martin via her character in “School Daze” <– She was fine as all get out…

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Dawn Sheen says:

    Tisha Cambpell- Martin via her character in “School Daze” <– She was fine as all get out…

    :yes:

  • cheeks8683

    Derek J

    Whoppi Goldberg via her character in “Ghost”

    Vivia Fox via her character in “Out All Night”

    Tisha Cambpell- Martin via her character in “School Daze” <– She was fine as all get out…
    ________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • ssweetheart85

    Lmao I’m glad I’m casket sharp right now bc I am dead@Dawn

  • IsaiahsMom

    I’m done with you Dawn… :rofl:

  • Daisy

    WERK hunni

    Love her star tatts on her back

  • pinksghetti

    I’m not surprised Rihanna didn’t win, not because she didn’t deserve to but because what magazine chose the winner. And the winner looked just like I thought she would except I didn’t know if she would be a brunette or blonde.