Beyoncé watchers know that the 30-year-old singer rarely ever responds to rumors and innuendos about her personal life. So the very fact that her publicist released a statement to ABC News is highly significant. It means Beyonce is definitely feeling the heat from all that extra padding she’s been wearing.
The media inquiries into Beyoncé’s latest desperate grab for attention reached a fever pitch yesterday with The Washington Post calling it “weird” while ABC News asked: “Is Beyoncé’s bump as big as she’d have us believe?”
ABC news wrote a report on Bey and Jay Z hiring a surrogate mother to bear their spawn while Bey parades around with a hi-tech prosthetic device. Beyoncé’s publicist Yvette Noel-Schure responded to ABC News with a terse statement, calling the prosthetic belly reports: “Stupid, ridiculous and false.”
But if the reports really are “stupid, ridiculous and false”, Ms. Noel-Schure has only her client to blame.
Look at the 1st screen shot above. Notice how Beyoncé’s belly looks like she’s 8 months pregnant? Now look at the last frame — her belly has completely collapsed. Even if the fabric of her dress was the cause — where did the huge 8 month belly go? Huge bellies don’t just vanish behind some fabric. If that was the case, someone would patent that magic fabric and sell it! Who needs spandex when you have magical fabric that can make your pot belly disappear when you sit down?
If you still don’t believe that Beyonce is a narcissist, ask yourself why is she doing so much right now? If she really is pregnant (and we’re not saying she isn’t), why doesn’t she go sit down somewhere and rest her nerves?