Celeb Style: Solange Knowles and Serena in Burberry
E! Online’s Fashion Police were not all all impressed with Solange Knowle’s African-inspired Burberry outfit that she wore to the Burberry Body bash yesterday at Burberry Beverly Hills. The editor displayed her cultural insensitivity when she referred to Solo’s outfit as a “high-waisted mess.” African Kings and Queens wear the same type of traditional outfits today.
There’s never a dull moment when this outrageous fashionista hits the red carpet, that’s for sure!
At the Burberry Body bash, Solange put her best foot forward in a pair of fabulous tribal sandals by the brand, but add the shiny apron and printed blouse and this is a mismatched tragedy!
We’re just happy that Solange left her over-the-top Diana Ross inspired afro wig at home this time.
Serena Williams’ features look a lot more feminine when she tones down the outrageous hair and makeup, and when she covers up her powerfully built, drug-enhanced muscles.
Photos: Wireimage.com
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Solange looks great… E Online! doesn’t understand African beauty.
Strangely I do kind of like Solange’s outfit…it’s different for sure…
Serena’s arm is huge
Solange looks cute. Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
I
Serena’s purse…and I can’t figure out why all that money she makes cannot afford her a better weave…real talk, that stuff looks like kitchen weave jobs I see around the way!
Something about that wig makes me feel like she doesnt really have millions…
Solange looks nice, love the shoes!! Serena looks good minus the damn weave
LOVE those shoes!!!
Ummmm Hif @FeFe…Um yanno usually i log in from my phone, no avis are displayed,,,but umm today im at my big mamas house helpin change her bed pans and updating her porno files…I can see ur boobie and ur lips *giggles* you like men who are prematurely balding? you know going bald is the new Black
I love Solange shoes I have some earrings that match them to the tea.
Serena just can win poor thing it must be hard being shaped like a man and finding feminine clothes to wear
And the rest of Solange’s outfit is dreadful…
and when she covers up her powerfully built, drug-enhanced muscles.
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Solo is a pretty girl – I liked the top but not the rest!
Well if it aint my girl Yardie! My favorite A-cup…They may not be much to look at, but damnitt theyre a mouthfull
and when she covers up her powerfully built, drug-enhanced muscles.
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Kinda like Ving Rhames; who played Holiday Heart huh?
@brenden
You are a mess!
You are also being summoned in the Gloria Govan thread!
Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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brenden says:
Well if it aint my girl Yardie! My favorite A-cup…They may not be much to look at, but damnitt theyre a mouthfull
Sheeeeet I am a D cup thankyouverymuch!!! 
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Brenden!!!!!
I usually like Solo’s style but this is a miss for me
I love the skirt but it takes away from the shoes and the colors dont blend well at all.
I like Solange’s look.
Serena looks better, I guess. I still need her to find a better wig though and get a fill in or polish those nails before she goes to another event.
I need to find me a Shanequa to @lovezoe. Girl Christmas is almost here, and walmart is bringing back layaway…Them nequas be havin them good gubment checks. Im trynna be a shugababy
Serena, Serena, Serena….
she tries so hard tho and you can tell Kelly and em aint her real friends
solange, i like the outfir i dont see nothing wrong with it. its her hair i cant stand
Serena just can win poor thing it must be hard being shaped like a man and finding feminine clothes to wear
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FUGG DAT. Chyna Doll finds clothes!
Laura “The Refridge Govan” finds clothes!
And the produces of Too Wong Foo found PLENTY of clothes for Patrick (RIP) and Wesley and John to wear.
As did the produces of…Holiday Heart.
who is that man in that beige dress??
I appreciate the mixing of prints that Solo attempted, but I think that you should have some kind of common theme with the mixed prints..color or something
mizzdallas says:
who is that man in that beige dress??
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Dymond says:
Serena, Serena, Serena….
she tries so hard tho and you can tell Kelly and em aint her real friends
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ive said enough “drag” jokes to serena, imma let her be great
mizzdallas says:
who is that man in that beige dress??
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you stupid
serena looks …better.. nice so face for this photo.. better, now solo- I do acknowledge her effort to be different, but Im sorry
she remins me of a fashionable slave..i just cant.. 
I knews you were lurking
hey boo
BRENDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Solo looks beautiful..
I’ont like weaves/wigs without natural looking parts…looks super bizarre and strange to me
GA GIRL… ME LIKE-A YO SHOES!!!! WERK BISH!!!
Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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They were in Beverly Hills! That heffa is FROM Compton. 30 minutes away! She coulda stopped by Shaniqua house.
i like serena’s face with this look.. her face looks soft, more feminine
I love Solange’s hair, face and skirt.
Serena, dude, are you serious?
Hey Cha
mizzdallas
Hey Girl!!!!
@icandy.. Did you use to have a blog
DYMONDDDD woman give me some
YSoSerious says:
Serena, dude, are you serious?
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Serena’s makeup is nice
solange always looks a mess to me. serena is looking better
i like Solo’s ‘fit..not 4 me, but it works for her
Rena..we gone get it right one bew..ONE day
KDub says:
Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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They were in Beverly Hills! That heffa is FROM Compton. 30 minutes away! She coulda stopped by Shaniqua house.
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She was going to this chic in Maryland, I want name names, she gave me the Coretta Scott King do…I was not happy KDub says:
Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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They were in Beverly Hills! That heffa is FROM Compton. 30 minutes away! She coulda stopped by Shaniqua house. KDub says:
Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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They were in Beverly Hills! That heffa is FROM Compton. 30 minutes away! She coulda stopped by Shaniqua house.
Maybe Kim and the bunch tried to tell her but she didn’t listen. Kelly’s wigs look a little rough some times too. I think if Serena tried a different hair type it would look a tad better. THAT AINT IT!
Hey! Cha baby!!!!!!
@ Cha I replied to you in the Gloria/Matt post
I’ll holla at yall in a min
FUGG DAT. Chyna Doll finds clothes!
Laura “The Refridge Govan” finds clothes!
And the produces of Too Wong Foo found PLENTY of clothes for Patrick (RIP) and Wesley and John to wear.
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Hey Ty, child that avi. Imma halfta pray for that baby thats on the way.
Chacha im not saying one word to you until u update yo damn blog. And why is a woman with38dds not proudly displayin dem bytches? I am 2 thru
Yeah Yardie you have D’s and my schlong measures double digits
Hey Cali…Seriously I wasnt. I only know what you talm bout cuzz FeFes lips (umm ummm umm) directed me to that post. I just got hurre. Been helpin big mama pull out doodie bubbles all day.
Just maybe holiday heart would look cute with a toni braxton cut?!!!
@FAYLA
I know nobody wants to say nothing but have you been using that Sammy Sosa “Disappering Cream?”
I
everything Solange is wearing…just not together 
well Im in the DD’s clique 40DD!!! now what!!!!
I love Solo’s shoes!
@Man
u got me flucked with somebody else bew. u DO know blk folks complexions change with seasons right? u HAVE heard of a change of lighting correct? 
And do I see hints of purple on the ends of that thing on Serena’s head? Are we trying to coordinate with Sally Hensen polish on her nails?
Someone, ANYONE, please help this child.
Not feeling So-Lo’s fit, the shoes are okay.
*deep sigh* Serena, where do I begin. First, that weave. Does Serena have Twitter, cuz I need to recommend a few hair stylists and salons to hook her up with a better weave, cuz the weaves she sports need to be burned. Second, I just can’t.
i caint believe u tried me like that!
brenden says:
Yeah Yardie you have D’s and my schlong measures double digits
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brenden says:
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Ohh Cause I ain’t never seen no stamps, you goona ignore me? I was just saying, I wish Brenden was here. He could make Choco laugh.
My
was misdirected.
YSoSerious says:
And do I see hints of purple on the ends of that thing on Serena’s head? Are we trying to coordinate with Sally Hensen polish on her nails?
Someone, ANYONE, please help this child.
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YSoSerious says:
And do I see hints of purple on the ends of that thing on Serena’s head? Are we trying to coordinate with Sally Hensen polish on her nails?
Someone, ANYONE, please help this child.
we gwaan have to call on baby jesus and beyonce wig keeper and glitter holder to help this chile
mizzdallas says:
well Im in the DD’s clique 40DD!!! now what!!!!
^^^ Show me the reciepts
@BRENDENSGOTABABTdick @freakshow.net
I love SoLo she has her own style. Serena needs to come to DC to get her hair done Here Weave will be Beautiful IJS
Serena is always busted
But the real questions is what the hell is going on with her back? 
Look like she got a nice lil “bricka brack” shelf between her shoulders.
I bet the Beverly Hills stylist are charging Serena out the azz for that H.A.M. Its not even good hair. Serena please stop buying your hair at Sally’s it not for you
@MIZZDALLAS
I’m not sure even all that will be enough. Po thang.
@Brenden – My bad carry on and don’t forget to wash up afterwards.
brenden says:
mizzdallas says:
well Im in the DD’s clique 40DD!!! now what!!!!
^^^ Show me the reciepts
@BRENDENSGOTABABTdick @freakshow.net
Ummmm no sir, I will NOT be sending any pics of my breast or any of my private parts, no sir. I plan on working for the barack one day and I dont need anybody blackmailing me ……
LURKER!!
Get out even though it seems you just got here.
BRENDEN.
Choco I’m keeping you in my prayers. I gotta go work…:peace:
soooo insulted
Serena needs to call Kita or Jennifer from BBQ wives asked them who does their weaves cause their weaves is always on point. Serena’s weaves be looking like she walked into the beauty supply store and picking up come cheap rack weave….she got way too much money to be looking mop headed.
I like Solo’s hair. The outfit not so much.
BRENDENNNNNN
@FAYLA
“u got me flucked with somebody else bew. u DO know blk folks complexions change with seasons right? u HAVE heard of a change of lighting correct?”
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Yeah, I heard all dat. I was just asking babe. No need to get all bent outta shape. But um… yeah.
Fayla says:
soooo insulted
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Wait, who trouble my Fayla? Wha gwaan beautiful??
@YSoSerious
Not lurking yeah right 
I thought Serena had got it right til I saw one of her cornrows at the front of her weave. Whoever she paying oodles of money to needs to be
Solange looks cute :yes
@CALI
DON”T HIT ANYONE ON THE JOB
SERENA looks like JIM BROWN who used to play football
Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999 says:
soooo insulted
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Don’t be insulted, bew.
@FAYLA
So I guess that means “no?” No shade, but you never answered the question.
Back from lunch what did I miss….
What do you think will happen in the Christy marriage if Doug ever comes out – I think she will be like it’s okay baby you prolly just tryna to find yourself and secretly thinking she won becuz he slept with another man #IKNOW RANDOM
@Man and Fayla
Please be good today
Saucey
I think I missed something Fay is insulted and I think is has to do with different shades of black
@ Cha thanks hun
Steve Madden
Solange looks freakin fabulous tell E they can
for that wack as$ comment.
Hey choco. im reading this other thread. Skimmin thru. I see sumthin or sumthin or sumthin about sumthin involving you. Well wishes to ya…
@Choco
Hey my sweetie first let me give you a kiss
Now i’m not 100% sure how it started but I would like for it to please stop
West Coast Chick says:
i like serena’s face with this look.. her face looks soft, more feminine
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you a lie, and the truth aint in ya for this…Serena’s face aint NEVER gon’ look soft, nor feminine
I bet a nigga feel “protected” and “secure” and chit when they out with Serena. Knowing they out with the biggest baddest nigga in the place. I bet wimpy azz niggas fantasize about them guns she got.
@JMO
IF YOUR IN HERE THANK YOU SWEETIE FOR TRYING TO GPS ME TO THIS POINT.. THE OTHER HEFFA’S BE LEAVING ME COLD
Hey choco. im reading this other thread. Skimmin thru. I see sumthin or sumthin or sumthin about sumthin involving you. Well wishes to ya…
DRY AZZ 
Im kidding thanks bewwwww
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I bet a nigga feel “protected” and “secure” and chit when they out with Serena. Knowing they out with the biggest baddest nigga in the place. I bet wimpy azz niggas fantasize about them guns she got.
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@ICANDY
AND FUGGING 
you a lie, and the truth aint in ya for this…Serena’s face aint NEVER gon’ look soft, nor feminine<——–
BUT SPEAK ON IT!!!
I bet a nigga feel “protected” and “secure” and chit when they out with Serena. Knowing they out with the biggest baddest nigga in the place. I bet wimpy azz niggas fantasize about them guns she got.
Just Ask Common he says he will always love her or something – SERENA STRAPS ON
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@iCANDI
I really think that Serena has a beautiful face. It’s just the rest of her that needs work.
*runs in @ top speed singing*
Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!
*runs back out @ high rate of speed*
*runs in @ top speed singing*
Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!
*runs back out @ high rate of speed*
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Choco aka Hippie says:
What do you think will happen in the Christy marriage if Doug ever comes out – I think she will be like it’s okay baby you prolly just tryna to find yourself and secretly thinking she won becuz he slept with another man #IKNOW RANDOM
U are right about her psycho azz. I can see her saying at least he didnt cheat on me with another woman. That broad is bat shyt crazy
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Saucey
I think I missed something Fay is insulted and I think is has to do with different shades of black
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Man accused her of using Bleach Cream
OMG Serena
Why I gotta be dry? Child I could say I’ll pray for you, but I’d be lying. I’m not really a prayer. However I can send some warm thoughts and well wishes your way…Thats how I do
I still dont even know whats going on.lol. Let me go back and read.
(looks around for TATTED’s pills)
I told you about skipping a dose to sit and play in your makeup.
@ Choco – I swear, you may never know this, BUT YOU MAKES ME DAY ON A DAILY BASIS!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
*runs in @ top speed singing*
Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!
*runs back out @ high rate of speed*
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Fuggn
@ YSO – I just feel that song all in MY spirit!
AND THAT GRAVI BEW!!! Where do you get them all???
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@Man no, not now, not never. i dont work outisde anymore if that helps
@Yardie, him tink mi use de bleach cream dem bc i guess i look soooooo much lighter than prev gravis
@TATTED
I believe you hun.
(hands you your pills a glass of nice, cold water)
@TY
DAMN SWEETIE!!!!! OH HOLD ON
THAT GRAVI IS TO YOU……
MY FAULT FOR SHOWING NO LOVE..
ABOUT THE ISSUE I SEE THAT BUT NOW I DONT SEE EITHER OF THEM NO MORE
HOPE THEY DIDNT GET
I just want Solo to get them eyebrows snatched…at LEAST tamed! That natural Knowles brow she is rockin is a
Serena looks….better. she still givin me Holiday Heart in that over the shoulder shot. and WTF is that random purple strand?!??!
@Saucey
@ysoserious
Her make up is clay-esqu and she looks a big, burley, HOT ARSE MESS , and I aint lyin!
@TY
“I think I missed something Fay is insulted and I think is has to do with different shades of black
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Man
accusedher of using Bleach Cream___________________________________________________________________________
accused?
asked?
Heeeey Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)
@ Tatted, Cause I have a visual of a short chic running at top speed with gaawjus make up singin that damn song and now I can’t breave
@iheart you going STRAIGHT to hell in gasoline drawls for that gravi
Choco – I swear, you may never know this, BUT YOU MAKES ME DAY ON A DAILY BASIS
Likewise
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@Chiby
That woman baffles me I mean the chit she says for the next show and she is really weird and in all the chit and keep chit going – PATHETIC
SAUCEY82 says:
ABOUT THE ISSUE I SEE THAT BUT NOW I DONT SEE EITHER OF THEM NO MORE
HOPE THEY DIDNT GET
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Who???
@IHEART
OMG!!! WAIT HOLD ON MAN DOWN!!! OH ISH YOU GOT ME WHAT DIDNT I DO BABES!!! 
@MY TATTED
NEVERMIND I FOUND MY OTHER BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (WIPES HEAD)
@ iheart – IF I WERE JUST 2 EXTRA INCHES…….. I’d be purrrfect!
Cause I have a visual of a short chic running at top speed with gaawjus make up singin that damn song and now I can’t breave
that top speed chit and the quick had me over here 
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@ Saucey – You thought I got banned????
@ICANDY
I AKNOWLEDGE YOUR DAYUM BAD ARSH TATTOO IN THE OTHER POST AND YOU LOOK RIGHT PAST ME
iCandy86 says:
@iheart you going STRAIGHT to hell in gasoline drawls for that gravi
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I just cant win today with my gravis
*hmph*
(hands you your pills a glass of nice, cold water)
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@ Choco & iheart – you guys are cracking ME up by YOU cracking up!
says:
@Yardie, him tink mi use de bleach cream dem bc i guess i look soooooo much lighter than prev gravis
Hey TaBew
hold me bew
Smh, whitefolks always want blackfolks to model after them, to the stringy hair, the size 0, cutting ur nose, bleaching ur skin, talkin wit a european accent, etc, chile please blacks have always been different, and soon as some of them realize well
I like her look. But thats just my opinion. 
@TATTED
NO BABES!!!!!! DONT SPEAK THAT
Why I gotta be dry? Child I could say I’ll pray for you, but I’d be lying. I’m not really a prayer. However I can send some warm thoughts and well wishes your way…Thats how I do I still dont even know whats going on.lol. Let me go back and read.
at Child I could say 
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I gotchu its all good –
SAUCEY82 says:
@IHEART
OMG!!! WAIT HOLD ON MAN DOWN!!! OH ISH YOU GOT ME WHAT DIDNT I DO BABES!!!
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Guhl, you still aint email me the site for the shoes since YESTADAY
I need shoes 
@saucey huh?! I missed it amoungst the madness I guess
I apologize…thank you for liking the badarseness 
I’ve had a lil more done on it since this pic…more detailing, but I lost the pic from the final session lol
@ Fay – you look the same color to me!
@ Saucey – OKAY OKAY! WE won’t speak that into existence!
@FAYLA
Yardgirl says:
says:
@Yardie, him tink mi use de bleach cream dem bc i guess i look soooooo much lighter than prev gravis
Neva mind sistren. You are all kinds of beautiful inside and out
give thanks sis
i have something fe u
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btw link me up @ liondashs06 @
@FAYLA
You know you not supposed to pay any serious attention to anything Man says.
Solo looks good.
@ICANDY
I HAD MY BACK TATTOO UP AND THINKS IT’S CUTE BUT YOURS MAKES MINES CRY…LOL
(SORRY FOR THE CAPS FOLKS DOING AUDITS)
TaBew i would invite him to browse thru my pics on FB & make his own decision but i know what’s true so
@ Fay Fay – RIGHT bc actually you can get LIGHTER than that!
@IHEART
OH ISH!!!!! SORRY BABES GOING RIGHT NOW
MIRDMOMMY0806 AND MYSELF HAVE BEEN EMAILING EACH OTHER THIS MORNING.. I’LL GIVE THE LIST RIGHT NOW!!!
@Saucey lol I’m sure yours is lovely…put it back up and lemme see. I always tell people not everyone’s canvas needs to be painted, and not everyones paint needs to be big and detailed
My back piece was actually going to be really small on my hip (just one line in cursive, not even graffiti), but then I said go big or go home and here I am lol
Saucey!!!!!!!!!
hola prettiness
YSo i guess it was just unexpected so it threw me off
thx bew
says:
Yardgirl says:
says:
@Yardie, him tink mi use de bleach cream dem bc i guess i look soooooo much lighter than prev gravis
Neva mind sistren. You are all kinds of beautiful inside and out
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give thanks sis
btw link me up @ liondashs06 @ i have something fe u
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Will do girl. Mi haffi do it lata doah, personal e-mail blocked at work. Mi caayan wait
OHPRETTY!!
I see you didn’t say anything about Serena. Stop being so nice. It makes me feel bad.
@Fay, you have mail hun.
I am wondering what’s behind the story between Man & Yso…. were you tw lovers before?
Did he cheat? did YOU cheat?
so many questions !
@IHEART
THATS WHY IT CAME BACK CANT DELIVER
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN BOO BOO
And do I see hints of purple on the ends of that thing on Serena’s head? Are we trying to coordinate with Sally Hensen polish on her nails?
Someone, ANYONE, please help this child.
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*takes out my sckissors (as my 4 yo great nephew calls them) and cuts the purpa out of the tips of her hair…and takes out my acetone to rid us of that polish….
Damn yardie, they even block personal emails at work? weh ya wuk? alcatraz?
Hey LilMiss…No need to be sorry suga…You can touch it, flip it and rub it down. Im always up for it
just steer clear of that raw patch on my left bootie cheek. Girl the doc says its contagious. Thats the last time I use ChaChas toilet with out puttin down some tissue first 
@VERO
WHERE DO THEY DO THIS AT??
HEY BEAUTIFUL BUT WAIT
BUT UMMMMMMMMMMM SOMEONE SOME DETAIL
@VERO
WHAT?!
#Typeless
@ Saucey, Its chokolategyrl83@gmail
Saucey
what did I do?
I see Brenden ignoring my font
(mouths “Thank you” @ KDUB cause I’m still typeless thanks to VERO)
vero says:
I am wondering what’s behind the story between Man & Yso…. were you tw lovers before?
Did he cheat? did YOU cheat?
so many questions !
^^^So whats her face has been kickin it with RogaineManIdontHaveHair ol bobble head azz? it figures
he can have her…
brenden says:
Hey LilMiss…No need to be sorry suga…You can touch it, flip it and rub it down. Im always up for it just steer clear of that raw patch on my left bootie cheek. Girl the doc says its contagious. Thats the last time I use ChaChas toilet with out puttin down some tissue first
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“you can touch it flip it, and rub it down”
brenden says:
Hey LilMiss…No need to be sorry suga…You can touch it, flip it and rub it down. Im always up for it just steer clear of that raw patch on my left bootie cheek. Girl the doc says its contagious. Thats the last time I use ChaChas toilet with out puttin down some tissue first
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ummm nevermind
i think a church
will suffice
YSO, I don’t want to be a
VERO!!
This is payback for the whole Idris thing, isn’t? I thought we were better than this.
Hey unpredic….I can see ur pic
is that yo hair? Im just axin cuzz my last chick usta rock a braid wig and try n pass um off as dreads.smh…Its refreshing to see sumthin new 
Brenden
Oh how I’ve missed you!
TaBew
very true! my color varies from season to season like most..
@Pint-size i didnt get an email bew
@Saucey, you got mail
@Saucey, you got mail
vero says:
Damn yardie, they even block personal emails at work? weh ya wuk? alcatraz?
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LOL!! I cannot access my personal e-mail accounts from work computer. One hole hepa security reason blah blah. I am finally going to get a iPhone for Christmas when my contract is up so I can then access my
anytime mi want! 
@YOU
I spoke like 50-11 comments ago and was IGNORED so I hope you choke on whatever is in that mug. HMPH!
Ysooooooooooooooo I
you. i don’t want Idris anyway. I am just shocked… as they say there is a fine line between love and hate… that was the only conclusion i could come up with !
Yardie that sucks ! i can’t access Victorias secret from here and i hate it
@VERO
If you say so…
Hey YAya!!! You still do hair n nails? My edges is lookin rough. I used a toofbrush and sum brown gel like you suggested,,,,But Ive yet to achieve that Ginuwine look circa 2001
@IHEART
SENT IT
@VERO
SHHHHHH!!
I do @Yso
Saucey what????????????
Brenden I’m so not liking you right now
Not surprising since one can’t pull off a “Ginuwine” when one has a “Brandy” hairline.
YSO, are you going to the dinner Saturday night? I believe I am…
brenden says:
Hey unpredic….I can see ur pic is that yo hair? Im just axin cuzz my last chick usta rock a braid wig and try n pass um off as dreads.smh…Its refreshing to see sumthin new
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Nawl, that ain’t my hair. Bew, you know I’m a Weaveologist.
To the nincompoop who said that my baby Idris is a tranny-fukker in the last post…..
FUKK YOU AND THE BISH THAT BIRTHED YOU!!!!!!!
Idris don’t like no putas, he likes chicks who keep their panties clean!!!!!!
Don’t get
insulting my man, MAN!!!
still
Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999 says:
@Pint-size i didnt get an email bew
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I sent you two emails.
DAWN!!
I haven’t been informed as such. What you know that I don’t?
DAYUM DOUGIE!!!!
Speaking of Ginuwine, did y’all see his ‘Life After’ episode last night?
@IHEART
U GOT MAIL!!!!!!
DOUGIE!!
(glad I didn’t call Idris a tranny fcker and only said I don’t like his face or his summer squash shaped head)
YSO, I will FB you later.
Dougie!!!
Where you been, bew????
fckin’
@Sassy
Nawl, that ain’t my hair. Bew, you know I’m a Weaveologist
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This whole time yall talk about weave this and remi that I never knew that wasn’t your hair you ROCKIN that chat bewbew
@VERO
I’LL TELL YOU LATER I HONESTLY FORGOT
DAYUM JOB TRYING T MAKE ME WORK TODAY!!!
Wonders if Dougies know Idris has a needle dyck
WORD
Why come you ninja’s ain’t been looking for me? I could be dead, or done tripped over Ciara feet while dancing to Helen Keller favorite song.
FeFe says:
Speaking of Ginuwine, did y’all see his ‘Life After’ episode last night?
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Oh wait…so Idris done just got married to some other bish?
WELL, FUKK DA BRITISH TRANNY LOVING NUGGA THEN!!!!
I don’t love dem hoes. *pouting in corner*
Choco aka Hippie says:
Nawl, that ain’t my hair. Bew, you know I’m a Weaveologist
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This whole time yall talk about weave this and remi that I never knew that wasn’t your hair you ROCKIN that chat bewbew
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Thanks bew
Solo and her sister have the worst brows in the industry. Sorry to the stans. I hate and un groomed brow. It’s like $20 tops! And that’s on the high end.
@Mirs
@Dawn
I ALWAYS look for you on SR, but I get even happier when I sign onto Twitter and see your tweets!
Oh. My. Goodness. You bishes are CRAZY!
Hey Vero, Saucey, Mirs, Yso, Choco (prayers up for your mommie), and Fefe!
@Choco
How you know? For real? *whispers* You got pics?
@Fefe
*bish got connections with the authorities*
Nope- but I know he just applied for a gun permit and license to carry in the state of MD about a month ago.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Wonders if Dougies know Idris has a needle dyck WORD
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@ Choco, Why would you say such a thing
Nobody that walks like that nigga should have a needle dack and if they do it should be AGAINST the law 
@Unpredic well it looks good baby. You like menzes with pot bellies? Dont roll your eyes, cuzz its like a treasure hunt…In my navel theres always a surprise. Could be lint, hair, sometimes even snacks. Ive found jellybeans, bubblegum, and even a soda can . If you got the munchies then Brendens your Man
@DreadieMurphy one should talk…Whos hairline looks like its going thru a trial seperation with ones forehead?
@Dougie, You just come in straight
& 
today huh.
Got me over here
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
To the nincompoop who said that my baby Idris is a tranny-fukker in the last post…..
FUKK YOU AND THE BISH THAT BIRTHED YOU!!!!!!!
Idris don’t like no putas, he likes chicks who keep their panties clean!!!!!!
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My nigga!
Yall wanna hear a funny Gwuinine story before he had his radio play cuz Im not saying he is famous me, my sis and a bunch of us was leaving the club one night and Gwuinine was in an old limo about 3:30a in the morning talkn bout “Hey ya wanna ride around with me in my limo” I looked my girls and looked at his limo and said Nicca’s that a hearse
that chit was OLD and SCARY LOOKING we laughed our drunk asses back to our car
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
Oh wait…so Idris done just got married to some other bish?
WELL, FUKK DA BRITISH TRANNY LOVING NUGGA THEN!!!!
I don’t love dem hoes. *pouting in corner*
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You STOOOOOOOPID!
My Babygirl Lynn (hey Lynn, I know you’re looking)!!! She is my “beautician magician”…and I also call her place the “Beautician Kitchen”…because that’s where she does her magic…
Kitchen Beauticians get REAL bad reps…because I have NEVA had anyone hook me up at their home and I came out LOOKIN’ BAD!!!
However, I have gone to “shops” (some of them so called high-end) and had to almost catch a case because my butter was the OPPOSITE OF WHIPPED!!!
Well well well if it aint Dawn Sheen. The women who could have been my ebony queen. The YoYo to my Ice Cube, the Yang to my Ying….Unfortunately the heffa dont like peen
Choco, I must have missed something. What’s wrong with your mom?
Sassy
again
Dawn, we never talk no more
cuzz its like a treasure hunt…In my navel theres always a surprise.
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Choco, Why would you say such a thing Nobody that walks like that nigga should have a needle dack and if they do it should be AGAINST the law
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Promise I read somewhere he is not a good lover and he is not well hung and ever since then Im good on Idris cuz a bish can’t stand no needly dack
@VERO
My moms sugar was really high the past couple of days and I had to do the ER and then her DRS exhausted
brenden says:
@Unpredic well it looks good baby. You like menzes with pot bellies? Dont roll your eyes, cuzz its like a treasure hunt…In my navel theres always a surprise. Could be lint, hair, sometimes even snacks. Ive found jellybeans, bubblegum, and even a soda can . If you got the munchies then Brendens your Man
@DreadieMurphy one should talk…Whos hairline looks like its going thru a trial seperation with ones forehead?
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Choco, I’m sorry to hear that ! I hope she recovers 100% , very soon
@Choco
But I saw that scene of him getting out the bed in “Takers!!!” You could see his elephant trunk through his boxers in the damn DARKKKK!!! <— now that's talent!!
Promise I read somewhere he is not a good lover and he is not well hung and ever since then Im good on Idris cuz a bish can’t stand no needly dack
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That’s he say/she say….Until he releases a peen shot of himself then I’m gonna imagine him with the peen I saw in Takers!!!
@Dougie
Word? Who he tryin’ to
?
Goodammit!!!!
I done almost swallowed a THIRD tongue ring this year!! WTF?! Just cant get right no more!!
You could see his elephant trunk through his boxers in the damn DARKKKK!!! <— now that's talent!!
That chit made me twitch in my seat!
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Hey Vero!!!! dont be
them ashy knuckles at me 
come mere suga and give big daddy sum 
@Fefe
I dont know but he listed his reason as for: “protection of myself and my family against indivuduals with malicious intent” or some sh*t like that.
Maybe somebody done ran up on him lately and he ain’t having it.
@Choco
Elephant TRUNKS
But I saw that scene of him getting out the bed in “Takers!!!” You could see his elephant trunk through his boxers in the damn DARKKKK!!! <— now that's talent!!
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K Dougie and Chi Imma have to check that out then – cuz I
@Choco
So he pulled a Bill Bellamy in Love Jones huh?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
*runs in @ top speed singing*
Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!
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Hey Tatted **bats lashes**
yall luv some Big Sean up there…I listen to Detroit station 98..WJLB I think and they play the hell out of that dude
@Brenden
Oh- welcome back!! You got tired of playing with them children over there on Necole’s playground, huh? I saw that they didn’t appreciate your style of humor.
Came crawling back to us like Sandra’s name is Gilbert and yours is Troy.
We missed you, though!
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
You could see his elephant trunk through his boxers in the damn DARKKKK!!! <— now that's talent!!
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That chit made me twitch in my seat!
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Vero Chiby Brendon Dougie
He dayum near had a baby’s arm hangin’ in them trunks on Takers….
Came crawling back to us like Sandra’s name is Gilbert and yours is Troy.
We missed you, though!
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Bish you aint chit for that comment!
He dayum near had a baby’s arm hangin’ in them trunks on Takers….
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Came crawling back to us like Sandra’s name is Gilbert and yours is Troy.
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@Fe
ooooooohhh so Brendon been cheating on us with them losers @ NB?
now I see why YSo dumped him….
brenden says:
Well well well if it aint Dawn Sheen. The women who could have been my ebony queen. The YoYo to my Ice Cube, the Yang to my Ying….Unfortunately the heffa dont like peen
—————–
(in my Rudy Rae Moore vocie)
Brenden, Brenden ninja where you been? You could be my dude but you just a little too rude. I love peen like Ciara’s toe enjoy picking up carpet… of which I’ve munched probably more than I’ve hunched with a dyck or two but keep that between me and you. You can be the emoticon to my comment, the RT to my tweet… fluck it y’all I got played rather my expectations were too high somebody make me feel better…..please??
Anyway how do you ladies know he wasn’t pulling a Bey with her fake belly maybe he had a fake peen – stranger things have happened
@Dougie child. Its some youngins over dere. They dont know how to preciate a robust man.lmaaaaaaaao. Its sum cool chicks over there 2 tho. Im workin on this chick from the military. Imma wife her
Oh, hey Dyamond
had a dream about you last night. It involved me, you, and a prostate exam. Girl I dont know what you was diggin for, but as far up as yo arm got in my rectum, I coulda swore you woulda fount Jimmy Hoffa 
Choco aka Hippie says:
Anyway how do you ladies know he wasn’t pulling a Bey with her fake belly maybe he had a fake peen – stranger things have happened
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Fukkin Bish!
Heeeeey Dymond
I missed’ed you!
Big Sean??? Ion’ really care for him… i just
me some:
AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
NOW STOP and make that Muh’fugga Hamma’time!
Get Wooble’d Wooble’d
DAYUM THE TRICKS I DO OFF THAT SONG!
suga daddy???? not sure bout that one !
I don’t want no ELEPHANT penis
@Vero
Why you scared of elephant trunks they aint neva hurt nobody!
DOUGIE!!
Have I told you I love today? I haven’t? Cause I do.
I think Dawn don’t see me
Solange looks cute with her eclectic self. Hush Sandra Nobody dont go in on them damn backpacks you wear sheesh!
#personalstyle
#TeamNoElephantTrunks
brenden says:
Oh, hey Dyamond had a dream about you last night. It involved me, you, and a prostate exam. Girl I dont know what you was diggin for, but as far up as yo arm got in my rectum, I coulda swore you woulda fount Jimmy Hoffa
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
OTB!!
Chi they hurt ME. or maybe it was one HUMONGOUS think that traumatized me. Now I only want regular.
(in my Rudy Rae Moore vocie)
Brenden, Brenden ninja where you been? You could be my dude but you just a little too rude. I love peen like Ciara’s toe enjoy picking up carpet… of which I’ve munched probably more than I’ve hunched with a dyck or two but keep that between me and you. You can be the emoticon to my comment, the RT to my tweet… fluck it y’all I got played rather my expectations were too high somebody make me feel better…..please??
^^^
I got sumthin that can make you feel better. Its underneath my foreskin, it looks like chedder. Its a special secretion, with healing powers…Will have you feeling better in only an hour. Like a B-12 shot, it hits the spot, will have you feeling like youre on top….Of the world…Like Brandy n Mase…Commere girl so i can buss in ya face 
The white gals do it, so why not you too? Dont be afraid its just semen boo. Its natures nectar, its good for your lungs…Its that stuff that had YS* sprung 
FeFe says:
Speaking of Ginuwine, did y’all see his ‘Life After’ episode last night?
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I saw some of it. Nothing special…did I hear in the previews that he was once on drugs? he still looks good though, not my type.
thing***
Hey OTB
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
@Vero
& 
Why you scared of elephant trunks they aint neva hurt nobody!
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“Hush Sandra Nobody dont go in on them damn backpacks you wear sheesh!”
@Vero
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk. It was so big that I couldnt do nothing with it. Couldnt suck it or nothing. I made him put it away and go home. I told him that I planned on having babies one day and that he wasnt gonna do me like he did that other girl. He sent that bish to the hospital. She was bleeding real bad. I think he ruptured her wall or some chit like that.
Heeeeey Dougie, OTB & Dawn.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
you did say you had a lot of ass, didn’t you?
AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
NOW STOP and make that Muh’fugga Hamma’time!
Get Wooble’d Wooble’d
DAYUM THE TRICKS I DO OFF THAT SONG!
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o yeah
I hate Brenden. No, really, I do.
@brenden
vero says:
Chi they hurt ME. or maybe it was one HUMONGOUS think that traumatized me. Now I only want regular.
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I think 8-9 inches is perfect!
Brenden says :
**that stuff that had YS* sprung **
brenden says:
(in my Rudy Rae Moore vocie)
Brenden, Brenden ninja where you been? You could be my dude but you just a little too rude. I love peen like Ciara’s toe enjoy picking up carpet… of which I’ve munched probably more than I’ve hunched with a dyck or two but keep that between me and you. You can be the emoticon to my comment, the RT to my tweet… fluck it y’all I got played rather my expectations were too high somebody make me feel better…..please??
^^^ I got sumthin that can make you feel better. Its underneath my foreskin, it looks like chedder. Its a special secretion, with healing powers…Will have you feeling better in only an hour. Like a B-12 shot, it hits the spot, will have you feeling like youre on top….Of the world…Like Brandy n Mase…Commere girl so i can buss in ya face The white gals do it, so why not you too? Dont be afraid its just semen boo. Its natures nectar, its good for your lungs…Its that stuff that had YS* sprung
– I’ve missed you SOOOOOOO MUCH, Brenden! 
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chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
@Vero
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk. It was so big that I couldnt do nothing with it. Couldnt suck it or nothing. I made him put it away and go home. I told him that I planned on having babies one day and that he wasnt gonna do me like he did that other girl. He sent that bish to the hospital. She was bleeding real bad. I think he ruptured her wall or some chit like that.
@caligirl
Yeah, he was on drugs when his parents died like a year apart….he does NOTHING for me lately..I thought he was really fine back in the day, but he’s lookin’ real regular nowadays…
Hurt so good…c’mon baby make it hurt so good
#notafraidofthebigblackdyck
Chi, that almost happened to me once and gosh it HURT
thought I had something broken inside
Its natures nectar, its good for your lungs…Its that stuff that had YS* sprung
I heard it was good for the skin too. Clears up acne and chit…but you aint heard that from me! 
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Oh now you see me F**LA? You done with ManIdontHavePubicHair or whatever his name is
I swear you SR heffas are wishywashy. Will move on from a ninja in a heartbeat, I cant even take a few days off.smh 
It’s not about length; it’s about girth. Just sayin.
<—Innocent face.
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
@Vero
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk. It was so big that I couldnt do nothing with it. Couldnt suck it or nothing. I made him put it away and go home. I told him that I planned on having babies one day and that he wasnt gonna do me like he did that other girl. He sent that bish to the hospital. She was bleeding real bad. I think he ruptured her wall or some chit like that.
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Da fluck
@chiby
I had a co-worker who dealt with that before…she said she really liked him but having sex with him was too much of a painful experience and they broke things off…
I’m not a fan of elephant peens for myself, but they are nice to look at!
Hey friends!!!!!!
Oh no, I spy Brendan…no wonder there are so many dead folks in the post!
FeFe says:
Yeah, he was on drugs when his parents died like a year apart….he does NOTHING for me lately..I thought he was really fine back in the day, but he’s lookin’ real regular nowadays…
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Yeah I saw the part about his parnets and I took a commerical break nap and woke up at 5:30a…Yeah, back in the day I thought he was fine too. Solo is looking a bit tired! I didn’t realize her head was so big.
I cant take Brenden and Dawn
chibytex says:
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk. It was so big that I couldnt do nothing with it. Couldnt suck it or nothing. I made him put it away and go home.
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shame on you
OMG my cousin is gonna be in Beyonce’s remake of the Best Thing I Never Had. They sent in their wedding pic and was selected! I’m so extremely jealous!!!
@DYMOND
Be nice.
Yso
i don’t want girth either. give me RE GU LAR
Chi, I remember this guy WITHOUT A WARNING tried to put it back there
(i said he TRIED)
ok i’ll stop
@caligirl
Solo is looking a bit tired! I didn’t realize her head was so big.
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@ Tatted that aint no damn curse!
YSoSerious says:
It’s not about length; it’s about girth. Just sayin. <—Innocent face.
^^Umhhmmm thats why you usta call mines ur lil chubby hubby. It may be only 3inches long, but its fat like the rest of me
AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
Hey Dymond & Tatted!!
@Yso
I love you too.
@Chiby
One of my exes (actually 2) had them and I will never forget the pain I would be in. The first time my first bf with the trunk and me had sex, it looked like the Menendez murders had happened in my bedroom. My FRIENDS had to ACTUALLY come over and help me clean it up. I NEVER had sex with him again and he couldn’t understand why.
I love to LOOK at elephant trunks. I don’t want nary another one near me!
So no more elephant trunks. I’ll take somewhere between 6-8 and thick. Long peens do nothing for me, thick peens do a helluva LOT!!!
whatchu talkin bout Chi? was there a contest for the video or something?
@iheart405 says:
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk.
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My ex-husband was like that…thank goodness for vagniaplasty
Chi, I remember this guy WITHOUT A WARNING tried to put it back there
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Yeah dude tried to put in me…but it was quite uncomfortable…..I couldnt do it!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
*runs in @ top speed singing*
Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!
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Hey Tatted!
They play him alot on WJLB because he’s from the D.
Gotta represent your own.
Oh hey tattd…Imma need you to do my makeup for these Christmas photos we takin at Sears next week. I wanna look like Diana Ross circa the mid 70′s…Mahogany Diana not the Whiz Diana. I aint trynna look like no 50 yr old woman wearing her granddaughters dress. No sir…I wanna look like a laaaady (Shanaynay voice)
@ Chi – The last guy I was with before I went full throttle woman (he was my bf of 4 years) was like. Boy was slung, hung & all the chit! It was like an aerosol can! It didn’t help he was 6’7!
@ Chi – The last guy I was with before I went full throttle woman (he was my bf of 4 years) was like. Boy was slung, hung & all the chit! It was like an aerosol can! It didn’t help he was 6’7!
caligirl says:
@iheart405 says:
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk.
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My ex-husband was like that…thank goodness for vagniaplasty
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for that
Im glad you already sent your self to the
Dymond says:
whatchu talkin bout Chi? was there a contest for the video or something?
There was a contest for the remake of the video that I guess will be on anthology. And my cousin’s wife who is a stan like me submitted their wedding pics and they got selected. She said that its only for like 2 seconds but its THEM! I said OMG Beyonce KNOWS who ya’ll are. I soooooooooooooooo jealous! 
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@ Brenden – Hey bew – I got’chu. I’mma do you up real nice….like a laaaaaaydee!
I NEED A NEW JOB!!!
@ Kaycei – I’m from Toledo, which is like 45 mins outside of the D. I’ve been living in Columbus for 11 years BUT when that song comes on….BOY! Still got collar marks from being “snatched up!”
it looked like the Menendez murders had happened in my bedroom. My FRIENDS had to ACTUALLY come over and help me clean it up. I NEVER had sex with him again and he couldn’t understand why.
Dayum!!
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@VERO
I’m not talking Coke can or nothing like that.
I’m just saying only about the first third of the vageen has nerve endings so a lot of that ahem…length…is just extra but not always a bonus, if you get what I’m saying.
My ex-husband was like that…thank goodness for vagniaplasty
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So wait a bi tch gots to get married to fukk with Bey?
fukk her then
Hey y’all
Wish me luck, I’m trying to get a promotion here at work and found out I have a meeting with the CFO next week…
@NoButtStuff
EVA.
yeah yeah I get it Yso
iheart405 says:
and kegal exercies, I’m doing those now returns
@Yso
That make sense. (#316). That explains why I don’t really get pleasure out of extra long peens ( a lot of pain though), but a thick peen will have me climbing walls. I didn’t know there was only nerve endings for a few inches.
Thanks for the knowledge, Yso!
Ok I walk in on elephant men now?
FeFe says:
Hey y’all
Wish me luck, I’m trying to get a promotion here at work and found out I have a meeting with the CFO next week…
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Well stay off the compuuuuttttar, we’ll understand good luck
Caligirl
please
@DOUGIE
You’re welcome.
HONY!!
@caligirl
If I get it I likely WILL NOT be kickin’ it with y’all much at all anymore…
G’luck Fefe!!!
Just think positive and CLAIM it and it’s all YOURS!!!
On another note…God has been so good to me this week!!! I got that huge raise on Monday, Mister got his new job offer yesterday (he actually got THREE job offers yesterday- bastard), but he also got a huge raise. And my mama is so happy to have a new lil part time job to keep her occupied starting next week.
Me & Mister are RICCCCHHHH!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Not really “rich” though, per se.)
We both get our first checks on the same day. I told him we’re gonna cash our first checks out in all $1′s, put em in the bathtub and make love on it.
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Yso
That make sense. (#316).
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Duuuuuuh do you like eating long skinny hotdogs. I didn’t think so. NO, you prolly go for the extra thick halfsmokes. I’mma just stay in the
Big penises are overrated
yall size queen heffas gone regret over lookin the petite peniled menzes like mahself when youre 40 and incontinent cuzz of all the damage 
ummmhmmm all the kegels in the world wont save you 
Im just trynna help yall, My big mama was a cna so I know medical stuff. Leave them big thangs alone and come on home. You aint got to be ashamed. You can hit me up on the low @VenHairEoleDizeez @yahoo.com 
Gonna make me a Beyonce’ onesie outta dollar bills and use quarters to line my legs like glitter tights….
@Cali
LOL! I don’t eat meat though.
(Except Mister’s. But he gets real finicky when I bite sometimes.
)
@FEFE
I would miss you but you better get that promotion girl!
G’luck Fefe!!!
Just think positive and CLAIM it and it’s all YOURS!!!
On another note…God has been so good to me this week!!! I got that huge raise on Monday, Mister got his new job offer yesterday (he actually got THREE job offers yesterday- bastard), but he also got a huge raise. And my mama is so happy to have a new lil part time job to keep her occupied starting next week.
Me & Mister are RICCCCHHHH!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Not really “rich” though, per se.)
We both get our first checks on the same day. I told him we’re gonna cash our first checks out in all $1?s, put em in the bathtub and make love on it.
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I’ll be getting a PHAT raise too, and hubby just got a new job last month too, so I’m with ya sista!
good luck Fe
sooooo….my dude suggested that my next toy be one of those peens that has a suction on the end…I dont really do fake peens, I prefer to use my lil vibrator and buzz away but what yall think? I think I would feel hella awkward/stupid backing it up on my shower wall or riding my dining table
I hope you get the promotion @ Fee
@Fefe
Go into the meeting in jeans, a suit blazer and a baseball cap with the tag still hanging off and look in the CFO face and say:
“MO’ MONEY, MO’ MONEY, MO’ MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!”
You may not get the promotion, but at least you’ll give everyone a good story!
Some days you should just never even leave Da Kona.
OutsidetheBox says:
So wait a bi tch gots to get married to fukk with Bey?
fukk her then
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She did an alternate video for her FANS/STANS with people on their wedding day! She did a contest where people could submit wedding photos and videos. I just saw my cousin and his wife IN the video….
That’s fukking hot!!!
Good luck, Fe!
@YSo
Thanks hon! I’m claimin’ it! I’ve already gone through a SLEW of interviews…just ready for the offer already!
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
We both get our first checks on the same day. I told him we’re gonna cash our first checks out in all $1?s, put em in the bathtub and make love on it.
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Note to self, only accept coins and 5 dollars bills for a minute.
Wayamenette…FEFE is married? man I take back all my compliments
If I get it I likely WILL NOT be kickin’ it with y’all much at all anymore…
I pray you get it
and thats exactly what happened to me… 
I have to spend less time here now.
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Cali
LOL! I don’t eat meat though.
(Except Mister’s. But he gets real finicky when I bite sometimes.
)
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@Dymond
First off- HOW THE HELL YOU GON BE RIDING THE DINING TABLE, HOOKER?!
What kinda grace and meal blessing ya’ll saying over the food at YOUR house?!
Gon’ have your coochie juices around the place setting snad sh*t.
Thanks everyone!
@Dougie
you stooooopid!
@Dymond
I just had a visual of that suction peen and I’m over here
Dizzam Tatted
AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
u got a side profile pic?
FeFe says:
@caligirl
If I get it I likely WILL NOT be kickin’ it with y’all much at all anymore…
Make that money bish! 
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@Caligirl
It’s okay- we’ll be in the bathtub, so technically the money will be clean…… (or something close to it.)
Ahhh…I love this mothafcking family oriented blog.
@brenden
but I figured I could suction the peen to the table and well….
@FeFe I ignore comments that say hubby, husband, my man, my pimp,,,,and so forth. imma true hater
SMH…. Remind me to NEVER eat dinner at Dymond’s house.
Her hubby going have her dropping coochie juices on the good chinaware. Make sure you put those extra-strength tablets in the dishwasher with your stuff, Dymond! Coochie juices don’t come out with no regla’ azz Joy!
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
Gon’ have your coochie juices around the place setting snad sh*t
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just adding a lil flavor to the cuisine
I’m with Dymond I dont really get of on dildos, but vibrator
It gets right to the spot!
Yso
How were your lunches ladies?
Positive thinking and owning it will get you there. Good Luck! and chit knock them off their feet.
DYMOND!!
Ew.
just adding a lil flavor to the cuisine
<———– Have a _/
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Where is Posche and the rest of my Harem? I really wanted to holla at everyone before I bounced. Did sum folks get banned again? Whens the last time Sandra did a medical minute? Id like to ask her why jalapenos my my farts sting? Which creates warmth betwixt my cheeks, which leads to sweat, which leads to my cheeks creatin friction when I walk. Its not a pretty sight. Or smell for that matter.
I am DONE with Diamond and her cuisine with the new zesty flavor!
Dymond says:
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chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
I’m with Dymond I dont really get of on dildos, but vibrator
It gets right to the spot!
^^Ever tried the ones that “blow your hair back” I see that stupid commercial all the time…Sometimes Im tempted to order it, but I think theyre overhyping it. As many vibrators that Ive used, none have ever Blown My Hair Back…I had one that got caught in the hair of my butt, however thats a different story
I love that your back
It looks like I’m gonna be moving to Houston in the next couple of months if this military thing doesnt work out for my hubby! My hubby wants out of the union and I cant find a job here. We need to move somewhere where I have connections.
I’m so
Ever tried the ones that “blow your hair back” I see that stupid commercial all the time…Sometimes Im tempted to order it, but I think theyre overhyping it. As many vibrators that Ive used, none have ever Blown My Hair Back…I had one that got caught in the hair of my butt, however thats a different story
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Thats great Chiby.
@ Dymond…..sorry bew. Ion’have no side profile!
@CHIBY
Does that mean you’re gonna have to change your SR name?
@Hony
Life will be perfect again! 
I’m so ready to move. I’ll get to be with my friends and family and eat ALL the crawfish I want!
FeFe says:
I am DONE with Diamond and her cuisine with the new zesty flavor!
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@ Chibs – I would be happy too! I’d rather live in Houston instead of Chi ANYDAY!
YSoSerious says:
@CHIBY
Does that mean you’re gonna have to change your SR name?
– it’ll be Chibytexbychi 
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YSoSerious says:
@CHIBY
Does that mean you’re gonna have to change your SR name?
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I was just thinking about that….I’ll make up something. Hell hopefully I wont be logging in here that much cause I’ll have a job!
@chiby
That’s wonderful news girl! You’ll probably have better luck down there too!
Wey you been?
@Hony…You changed your name huh? You the chick who likes to put her fangaz in unheard of places huh
damn why you just now showing up! 
Child I aint back, Im just horny. The womenz at the other place I go dont know me yet, they skurred, so I figured I come here to get some qwik E-cooch 
T
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F
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Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Chibs – I would be happy too! I’d rather live in Houston instead of Chi ANYDAY!
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RIGHT!!!!
I had one that got caught in the hair of my butt, however thats a different story
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I’m not feeling the Chicago love in here.
Tatted Diva
I’d rather live in Houston instead of Chi ANYDAY!
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for real..I dont see how you ninjas do up there but in the south you have to dodge tornadoes, try not to wilt in the suffocating heat, and battle elephant dick sized mosquitoes
still pick the south
I’M LOST AND
SOMEONE BRING ME UP TO DATE AND MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FeFe says:
@chiby
That’s wonderful news girl! You’ll probably have better luck down there too!
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I know. My hubby is apprehensive about Houston cause he hate the social settings. But I’m like chit you dont have to go out. You can stay at home and watch Ladybug while I go out!
I think he’ll be fine, he just gotta get use to the Houston mentality and lifestyle.
and battle elephant dick sized mosquitoes
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Chocoooooooooo
u ever used one of those peens that suctions to chit? would you ride one on your dining table?
I dont see how you ninjas do up there but in the south you have to dodge tornadoes, try not to wilt in the suffocating heat, and battle elephant dick sized mosquitoes
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I got ate the fukk up in Houston last weekend. I came back to the Chi with bites EVERYWHERE! But if I spray myself down with OFF everyday then that’s what I’ll do.
I was so sad when I got off the plane in Chicago. I did not wanna come back!
@ Dymond…..me too! I’m tryna convince my bew to move. She said Texas (even though she wanted to West Coast) and I said i’ll be good in San Antonio or even Dallas. I lived in Dallas for 2 years when I was growing up!
Biggie flow I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go [
@ Saucey
what you lost about boo? is that a ludacris-esque sideburn you got going in that pic? does that guy have any clothes on?
YSoSerious says:
I’m not feeling the Chicago love in here.
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I’m in chicago!
YSoSerious says:
I’m not feeling the Chicago love in here.
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I’ve did 7 years here! That’s enough. I fell outta love here in 2008-2009. I guess once I got preggers and had my baby I realized this is NOT the place I wanna raise her. Dodging gangs, no yard space, and the cost of living is outta control!!
YSoSerious says:
I hate winter and I think that I would be in a constant state of depression up there
I’m not feeling the Chicago love in here
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awww YSo
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
YSoSerious says:
@CHIBY
Does that mean you’re gonna have to change your SR name?
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I was just thinking about that….I’ll make up something. Hell hopefully I wont be logging in here that much cause I’ll have a job!
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How about Chibytex Backtotex no?
@ Dymond….where are you @????
@DYMOND
HEY SWEEET
NO!! I TOOK MY HAIR DOWN AND SHOOK MY HEAD AND WE SNAPPED AWAY THATS HOW IT LANDED..LOL
YES HE DOES HAVE ON CLOTHES MY PLAY-BRO IS A DARN FOOL
AND AWE!!! I’M MOVING TO CHICAGO NEXT YEAR AFTER MY SPRING SEMESTER
JMO says:
How about Chibytex Backtotex no?
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Nooooooooo -
it’ll be Chibytexbychi
@ Tatted
Texas is a good look, but I heard Austin is the place to be
@ Cha
Sooooo in love…I don’t care what they say…I don’t curr if they talkin’ tomorrooooooooo
I said i’ll be good in San Antonio or even Dallas. I lived in Dallas for 2 years when I was growing up!
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I’m originally from Dallas. Its coming up. If push comes to shove chit I’d move there too. Cause that’s where my daddy, mama and sisters and brothers are. We’ll see. I know we gotta get the fukk outta here.
If hubby goes into the Airforce and Texas is a choice for us I think we’d have to move to San Antonio. Which aint far from Dallas or Houston.
Sooooo in love…I don’t care what they say…I don’t curr if they talkin’ tomorrooooooooo
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I told my girls you can get it!
awww YSo
I hate winter and I think that I would be in a constant state of depression up there
It is! For me at least!
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I’m in Little Rock!!
@ Saucey
I was just messing with you
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
JMO says:
How about Chibytex Backtotex no?
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Nooooooooo -
it’ll be Chibytexbychi
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Why did I read that as “Chi Sexy B*tch”
Da fluck yall in here tawkin bout?????
@ Dymond & Chi – Yeah, I
Texas and my job’s corporate office is located in Houston….been many of times.
@ Dymond – you said Austin, hey????
Why did I read that as “Chi Sexy B*tch”
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I like that chit!
CHACHELLA!!
JMO!!
<—The shakes from the wind off the lake but I can't imagine living nowhere else in the world.
@Tatted
What do you do?
@ Dymond – you be ‘bangin’ in Lil’ Rock????
JMO!!
<—The shakes from the wind off the lake but I can't imagine living nowhere else in the world.
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ALL native Chicagoans say this crazy chit!!
@ Chi – I’mma National Closing Coordinator for a Title Company. My job is to coordinate deals between buyer/seller/lender/ – for a franchisee who’s buying commercial property!
not a damn thang @ Unpre
@ Tatted yeah Austin reportedly has a lot of opportunities and you can make good money and live good there but there aint that many coloreds from what I heard
Solange & Serena should have switched shoes then the outfits would go.
YSoSerious says:
CHACHELLA!!
JMO!!
<—The shakes from the wind off the lake but I can't imagine living nowhere else in the world.
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Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Chi – I’mma National Closing Coordinator for a Title Company. My job is to coordinate deals between buyer/seller/lender/ – for a franchisee who’s buying commercial property!
NICE!
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The Closer!!
I just came back to work from FYE. I went to grab my daughter a fuggin Mindless Behavior CD and I damned neah froze will I was outside. I love my city but, I ain’t built for this shyt.
Tatted Diva says:
@ Dymond – you be ‘bangin’ in Lil’ Rock????
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chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
JMO!!
<—The shakes from the wind off the lake but I can't imagine living nowhere else in the world.
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ALL native Chicagoans say this crazy chit!!
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@ JMO….Didja tell her wear 3 layer everyday and
for the strength to maintain? 
@DYMOND
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE I NEEDED THAT LAUGH
@TATTED
IM IN HOUSTON NOW AND READY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tell her to
When I got fired from my job it was in January. DEAD winter…I was like
I aint gotta stand out in the cold no more and catch the train and bus.
Now I’m like I’d pay anything to stand out in the cold to catch a train or bus to WORK!
we was just talking bout how much we hate your city
@Saucey
Why you ready to leave Houston?
What yall talkin bout?
@ Dymond – No colored, eh??? I’ll pass!
BTW – you ain’t like my question????
MzDimplez1123 says:
I just came back to work from FYE. I went to grab my daughter a fuggin Mindless Behavior CD and I damned neah froze will I was outside. I love my city but, I ain’t built for this shyt.
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This is why I’m ready to go!!! I’m a big girl but my bones aint built for this chit!
Guys enjoy your day I am pooped and going home
Get home safely.
@JMO
You can’t prepare nobody for a real Chicago winter. Your Cali friend—>
@ Chi – YES, I’M THE CLOSER….BUT NOT THE BUYER! That’s what I long to be!
Dymond! How you gone do me like that dough?
SAM!
@ Saucey – why you rett to go???? Is your girl gonna go too???
chibytex says:
Now I’m like I’d pay anything to stand out in the cold to catch a train or bus to WORK!
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this made me sad..maybe when you move there will be better opportunities
@Tatted
It aint too many of US in Austin. Its a big ass college town cause you got University of Texas (Hook’em Horns) there which has about 60,000 students…. Its nice there though.
TATTED TA TA TALICIOUS
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PURRRRTY WOMAN
DYMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND
Ride that pony girl show him how you like it!!!!
YSOLOBOLODITAPITA
Take me to a VOLKSWAGEN DEALA 
YSoSerious says:
@JMO
You can’t prepare nobody for a real Chicago winter. Your Cali friend—>
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Real Talk….and if we have another winter like we had last winter (the predictions are that its gonna be worse) than your friend is gonna be running back to Cali.
@Chi & GG
I told her to buy a warm coat, not no cute ish and prepare to layer up. I remember having to go to high school when snow was on the ground up to my knees and being marked late if I didnt get there on time!!
Gotta love the snowball fights and ice skate on state though
@Chi thats funny!
I actually wish I had a job where I could take the train or bus because the amount I spend on gas each month is close to my car note….
@ Tatted
I didnt have an answer for it, sooooo 
@ Dimplez u know I loves u
and if you did babydimpz hair in your gravi…that chit looks good
Dimpz!!
Is that lil you in the gravi?
this made me sad..maybe when you move there will be better opportunities
for!
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This is what I
Something has got to give!
@CHIBY
NOT MY TOWN BABES. I’M A CITY GIRL
BUT YOU BEING FROM HOUSTON I’LL BE NICE
i don’t even wanna know what y’all were talkin bout for 400+ comments
sup
@ Chibs – Ion’do non-colored areas! Hell, in my office, It’s only me, a Trinadadian & a Mexican lady (who don’t want to acknowlege I’m 1/2 Mexican so fugg the bish) and the rest is alabaster! They get’s the rawdawg from me on a reg! This one had the nerve to ask how can I afford to dress so nice and chit. I told her #1, stay up out my chips. Don’t count mine, cuz i’m dayum sure not counting yours & #2, Ion’got no kids….i can do that!
Fuggin’ trick bish!
@Chi thats funny!
I actually wish I had a job where I could take the train or bus because the amount I spend on gas each month is close to my car note….
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Exactly! My hubby spends at least $300 a month in gas. And our car note aint even half of that….
Reason number 12 as to why we gotta get the hell outta here!
CALIFORNIA LOVE TILL THA DEF OF ME!!!!!
IMA CALI GURL TO HEART!!
@ Dymond….I’M SORRY!
Who still here?
Who naked?
SAUCEY82 says:
@CHIBY
NOT MY TOWN BABES. I’M A CITY GIRL
BUT YOU BEING FROM HOUSTON I’LL BE NICE
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But Houston aint country….what you mean?
Candi!!!
I just got here but apparently today is the day to besmirch my city…..
@ Cha – that’s where my bew longs to be! I’d have to kill her though, cuz she loves her some Cali bishs….cuz most all mixed up w/different races and chit! My half & half azz ain’t good enuff there.
JUST KIDDING!
YSoSerious says:
@JMO
You can’t prepare nobody for a real Chicago winter. Your Cali friend—>
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I know right
(who don’t want to acknowlege I’m 1/2 Mexican so fugg the bish)
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awesome
<—- bloomers
@ Chi – you make me sigg. I figured you’d be the few to catch what I said! I was hollering when I saw your emoticon hollering!
SamYell JacksEm says:
Candi!!!
playing
I just got here but apparently today is the day to besmirch my city…..
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You know damn well you gotta belong to a gang or have been a past memeber of one to survive here! You know your city is ROUGH as fukk!
who talkin bout my city?
Chicago is the best city!!
I’ve never been to Texas. I want to visit though.
g’night all…I’m out!
@TATTED
MY GIRL IS A CHICAGO BABY… BORN RAISED AND STILL LIVES THERE
I’M GOING TO HER I JUST NEEDED TO FINISH SCHOOL
SAM!!
I know right. Haters. Every last one of them. HMPH!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Chi – you make me sigg. I figured you’d be the few to catch what I said! I was hollering when I saw your emoticon hollering!
trying to claim my race! 
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That bish like us Mexicans dont have ass like that. You know you a nigga!
@FEFE
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
SamYell JacksEm says:
Candi!!!
playing
I just got here but apparently today is the day to besmirch my city…..
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You know damn well you gotta belong to a gang or have been a past memeber of one to survive here! You know your city is ROUGH as fukk!
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@ Saucey – Oh okay. That’s whats up. Don’t get me wrong, I
shopping in Chicago! 
All good things Candi!
Except them adult size ass mosquitoes
@CHIBY
That’s not true. I’m not a gang member.
(throws up the GD sign real quick and slick like)
@ Chi – RIIIIGHT! I know she be confused as a muh’fugga cause my last name is hispanic. I told them if I was to get my name changed and add my wife’s name onto mine, she’d really be fugged because she is mexican, white & black too…..and their last name is hispanic!
JMO says:
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
SamYell JacksEm says:
Candi!!!
I just got here but apparently today is the day to besmirch my city…..
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You know damn well you gotta belong to a gang or have been a past memeber of one to survive here! You know your city is ROUGH as fukk! playing
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Depends on where you live and thats every city as a matter of fact
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oh aight, carry on then
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Saucey – Oh okay. That’s whats up. Don’t get me wrong, I
shopping in Chicago! 
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@ Dymond…..I did and thank you!
That sew-in took my like 4hrs to do! 
@ Sam….That would be my Princess Brat.
I’ll take Solange any day over her sisters perpetual “I’m just so pretty” vapidness.
As far as athletes goes, they win every time. Serena’s body is the business, especially in a world with all these fat and messy young people looking way beyond their years.
I’m NOT Going to say ANYTHING NEGATIVE about Solange Knowles becuz Apparently Not Matching from Head-to-Toe is the Happening & Appropriate thing to do Fashion-Wise NOW
YSoSerious says:
@CHIBY
That’s not true. I’m not a gang member.
(throws up the GD sign real quick and slick like)
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WEll, I’mma say GOOT’NIGHT because a bish don’t do no ova’time and I clocks out ERR’DAY EXACTY @ 4:30. See you’s beautiful ppl 2morrow!
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I dont, know Chicago got it bad. In Houston you aint gotta be a GD or Blackstone or whatever. Folks too worried about what they look like to be worried about a gang!
Plus IMO aint no good areas except Lincoln Park, a few areas up north and Hyde Park…and Hyde Park is ok…cause if you go 2 or 3 blocks too far south or west you back in the hood again. I hate that chit about living here. U can NOT escape the hood!
JMO says:
YSoSerious says:
@CHIBY
That’s not true. I’m not a gang member.
(throws up the GD sign real quick and slick like)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
When I was younger I only dated GD’s. Like the kind of gang member you were made you better than the other…..
Chicago does have the best skyline in the country to me! Its gorgeous going up and down Lake Shore Dr.
@ Tisch… I was into those *other* boys. *Bats lashes @ Sam*
@JMO
DID YOU SEE MY THANK YOU FROM MY OTHER POST
AND UMMM WHEN I MOVE OUT THERE WHAT MY GIRL WONT SHOW ME WHERE TO SHOP(SHE SAYS I HAVE TOO MANY SHOES) CAN YOU PLEASE
When I was younger I only dated GD’s. Like the kind of gang member you were made you better than the other…..
THIS chit right here is what I’m talking bout! 
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chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
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I dont, know Chicago got it bad. In Houston you aint gotta be a GD or Blackstone or whatever. Folks too worried about what they look like to be worried about a gang!
Plus IMO aint no good areas except Lincoln Park, a few areas up north and Hyde Park…and Hyde Park is ok…cause if you go 2 or 3 blocks too far south or west you back in the hood again. I hate that chit about living here. U can NOT escape the hood!
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I live north so I’m not familiar with all sides of town but I do party on all sides
. I think your living expectations change when you have children as well and I ain’t a mama yet 
… Good luck to you though
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Tisch… I was into those *other* boys. *Bats lashes @ Sam*
^^^^^^^^^
I had a preference for blue and black. Smdh. Young and dumb.
@MZTISCH
Sht…I don’t even know the damn difference. I just know my brother and cousins claimed.
@CHIBY
Honestly, the hood is everywhere. And even the worst hoods are not all bad anymore. Gentrification is a mothafcker.
I think your living expectations change when you have children as well and I ain’t a mama yet
… Good luck to you though
that’s exactly what happen. Plus what I pay in rent here I could get a 4 bedroom house in Houston. My BFF has a bad ass crib in Houston and she pays less in mortgage than I do in rent. I’m tired of getting raped!
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Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Cha – that’s where my bew longs to be! I’d have to kill her though, cuz she loves her some Cali bishs….cuz most all mixed up w/different races and chit! My half & half azz ain’t good enuff there
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
When I was younger I only dated GD’s. Like the kind of gang member you were made you better than the other…..
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THIS chit right here is what I’m talking bout!
^^^^^^^^^^
Lmao @ Chiby. Go on and take yo arse to Texas! See if I send you some Garrett’s……….:rofl:
@ Tisch….The crazy part is, Blue was my favorite color but, I liked the way those “red” boys carried themselve.
#ThanksGodDailyThatMyDaughterIsIntoGoodBoys
SAUCEY82 says:
@JMO
DID YOU SEE MY THANK YOU FROM MY OTHER POST
AND UMMM WHEN I MOVE OUT THERE WHAT MY GIRL WONT SHOW ME WHERE TO SHOP(SHE SAYS I HAVE TOO MANY SHOES) CAN YOU PLEASE
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Oooh I forgot about your shoe
addiction issuescollection. Hmmm I usually shop on Michigan ave, State street and boutiques … You’ll see … The city is GREAT (yelling Great and side eyeing Chibytex)@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
I was into those *other* boys. *Bats lashes @ Sam*
To this day I can’t wear a hat correctly. Even if it’s on straight to the front there’s still a slight tilt to the left.
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I was never attracted to bangers.
<—Sweet & Innocent
MzTisch says:
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
When I was younger I only dated GD’s. Like the kind of gang member you were made you better than the other…..
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THIS chit right here is what I’m talking bout!
^^^^^^^^^^
Lmao @ Chiby. Go on and take yo arse to Texas! See if I send you some Garrett’s……….
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YSoSerious says:
@MZTISCH
Sht…I don’t even know the damn difference. I just know my brother and cousins claimed.
@CHIBY
Honestly, the hood is everywhere. And even the worst hoods are not all bad anymore. Gentrification is a mothafcker.
^^^^^^^^
I agree. The people make a neighborhood hood. Since they tore down the projects and everybody got Sect 8 (besides me) they have moved into the nicest places in the nicest neighborhoods. Hood is a mentality.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
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Lmao @ Chiby. Go on and take yo arse to Texas! See if I send you some Garrett’s……….:rofl:
I will miss my Uncle Joe’s….they got some bomb ass Jamaican food! And I’ll miss the transportation system here. And that’s about it!
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Seafood is much, much cheaper in Houston and way more accessible. I
seafood!
@SAM
But I have no problem with former bangers.
<—Still Sweet and Innocent
YSoSerious says:
I was never attracted to bangers.
<—Sweet & Innocent
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With those gravis, I highly doubt it
U mean to tell me I missed the talk of ladies sayin small dycks are ok and trying out new dildos but Im here for the weather talk???
@ Tisch..I Know those ppl are mad as hell about some of their new neighbors.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
^^^^^^^^^
Lmao, or no HOME RUN INN or BEGGARS. And don’t call me for no A&P deli either. I’s mad at you~!
The city is GREAT (yelling Great and side eyeing Chibytex)
lying
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chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
Lmao @ Chiby. Go on and take yo arse to Texas! See if I send you some Garrett’s……….:rofl:
I will miss my Uncle Joe’s….they got some bomb ass Jamaican food! And I’ll miss the transportation system here. And that’s about it!
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Seafood is much, much cheaper in Houston and way more accessible. I
seafood!
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Lawrence Fisheries or whatever its called on Canal street used to be good back in the day but I had it recently and it has changed
Aight ladies and gentleman I’m out! The hubby is off early and he wants to use the computer to look for jobs in Houston!
See ya’ll later!
MzTisch says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
^^^^^^^^^
Lmao, or no HOME RUN INN or BEGGARS. And don’t call me for no A&P deli either. I’s mad at you~!
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Where is there an A P Deli?? I thought those closed?
@MZTISCH
Exactly.
And you need a little hood in you to get by in this life nowadays.
<—My shot of hood juice.
JMO says:
umm I believe that would be Elvis…he is from Tenn or Mississippi or somewhere
“She ain’t nothin but a hound dog” <– Does someone from Texas sing that? That jus popped in my head for some reason
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Morning Candi!!
Bye Chibytexbychi
Dymond says:
JMO says:
umm I believe that would be Elvis…he is from Tenn or Mississippi or somewhere
“She ain’t nothin but a hound dog” <– Does someone from Texas sing that? That jus popped in my head for some reason
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Damn … you didn't have to copy my name AND my comment
MzTisch says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
^^^^^^^^^
Lmao, or no HOME RUN INN or BEGGARS. And don’t call me for no A&P deli either. I’s mad at you~!
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Where is there an A P Deli?? I thought those closed?
^^^^^^^^^
It’s one in the Roseland area. I think it’s 110th and Michigan? And it’s one over east off of 73rd. I haven’t been to that one in years…so I’m not sure about ta one.
MzTisch says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
^^^^^^^^^
Lmao, or no HOME RUN INN or BEGGARS. And don’t call me for no A&P deli either. I’s mad at you~!
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Where is there an A P Deli?? I thought those closed?
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It’s one in the Roseland area. I think it’s 110th and Michigan? And it’s one over east off of 73rd. I haven’t been to that one in years…so I’m not sure about ta one.
@JMO
I’m sure I don’t know what your talking about.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
she makes SURE she acknowledges you even when you aint around
U mean to tell me I missed the talk of ladies sayin small dycks are ok and trying out new dildos but Im here for the weather talk???
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mmm hmmm what’s up with you and Hony? I see yall’s context clues to each other
There’s still an A&P on 79th off of Western and I think I saw one on 47th street near King Drive but a lil further east. On the north side of the street.
@DYMOND
I promised Hony I would pretend not to see it.
MzDimplez1123 says:
There’s still an A&P on 79th off of Western and I think I saw one on 47th street near King Drive but a lil further east. On the north side of the street.
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Hmm interesting … I never knew that
Dymond’s ass in here getting her Penny Gadget on and shyt.
Dymond says:
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Our e-friendship contract written by Cynthia from ATL housewives ->
@JMO
THANK YOU BOO
YSoSerious says:
@MZTISCH
Exactly.
And you need a little hood in you to get by in this life nowadays. <—My shot of hood juice.
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Yup, I lived in the "hood", and also been in the suburbs. It's all how you act and adapt. I prefer living where I can leave my door open at night and let my kid play in the front yard unsupervised. Yeah, this would be life ideally. But, you can't. No matter where you are you have to deal with the evils of the world. At least in the "hood" it's visible. Sometimes in the burbs everything is hidden…you don't know Mr. Preston was like that until he on the news and they pulling bodies out his basement.
@ Yso and Dimplez
I don’t know what y’all talking bout.
@MzTisch SAID: you don’t know Mr. Preston was like that until he on the news and they pulling bodies out his basement.
ONE of my Friend’s Cousins lived NEXT DOOR to John Wayne Gasey and They use to see him wearing his Clown-Suit Going/Coming in from Work… When the Cops came and Dug Up ALL THOSE Bodies they were Like WTF !!!
#MadLate
HIS!!
You are always on time as far as I’m concerned bew.
(hands you the Blue Magic)
(looks over at MAN and goes back to
with DYMOND and DIMPZ)
Hissy Fit!
Come
with us. 
Yso! hey suga
*gets to moisturizing ur scalp*
what i miss today??
MzTisch says:
YSoSerious says:
@MZTISCH
Exactly.
And you need a little hood in you to get by in this life nowadays. <—My shot of hood juice.
^^^^^^^
Yup, I lived in the "hood", and also been in the suburbs. It's all how you act and adapt. I prefer living where I can leave my door open at night and let my kid play in the front yard unsupervised. Yeah, this would be life ideally. But, you can't. No matter where you are you have to deal with the evils of the world. At least in the "hood" it's visible. Sometimes in the burbs everything is hidden…you don't know Mr. Preston was like that until he on the news and they pulling bodies out his basement.
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Dimpz!!
what shaking bew?
GOODNIGHT YOU’LL
@ His….
I wanna go home! Maybe I should have a parfait or smoothie to hold me over til I can though. 
But it’s getting cold out there! 
*Wonders if one of my ChiTown team would be a dear and run a girl some snacks.*
Promise me y’all will pretend to be shocked when I end up WGN News @ Nine.
@ Yso..I don’t even watch the news. I wouldn’t know shyt til I come back here and Tisch and JMO tell on yo ass.
@Dimpz, i had a frosty and it was delish…its cold today over here too *sigh*
@Yso, well why ya finna be on the news suga? lol
flucks ya talkin bout’?!?!
@ His…It’s lil barely 50 though! *
and falls in your lap for body heat*
Frenchie!
Didja get the routine down yet?
I’mma wear my good contacts since His’ ass threw my glasses out the window. 
@his yessssssss toooo cold! waited 50/11hrs for a bus to come and take my ass to work
@dimpz @yso @ his
@HIS
I don’t know. A bish might snap one day. I just want someday to act like they would never expect it from me. Being that I’m so sweet and innocent and sht.
FRENCHY!!
MOVE BISH GET OUT THE WAY IM COMING
@dimpz lmaoooooo
@ Saucey….That was my son’s song when he was 2.
@ Frenchie…Aww Shyt!
@MzTisch @MzDimpz @JMO
Don’t YOU Notice that every time a Child goes missing THAT When they talk about How Many Registered SEX-OFFENDERS are in That Area… IT is ALWAYZ Some Outlandish & Ridiculous Number (Just a MF-ing Shame)
@elovah whats goodie
i almost made pancakes last night but got lazy and just had eggs toast n sausages
@dimpz
wait how did you do that last move
@ Elove….NO lie. Once I look on line for the sex offender listed in my area. Why did they have like 15-20 of them listed for one address?! I assume it was a halfway house but, I was like, I feel soooooooooooooo sorry for any lil kid that gets pulled into that house. So I went by there one day, it was only two blocks from my house, the house was abandoned, boarded up and everything. It kinda pissed me off because I was looking at a current list and they had all those offenders listed somewhere where they couldn’t have lived. Made me wonder where the hell they really were.
@ Frenchie. : dance:
k my loves i gotta get back to work!
till next time!
Frenchici
hold me bew
hola beautimus
HIS
Dimpz
whassup fam
what chall talkin bout? 
ELove says:
@MzTisch @MzDimpz @JMO
Don’t YOU Notice that every time a Child goes missing THAT When they talk about How Many Registered SEX-OFFENDERS are in That Area… IT is ALWAYZ Some Outlandish & Ridiculous Number (Just a MF-ing Shame)
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Fay!
Hey WCC!
YSoSerious says:
Promise me y’all will pretend to be shocked when I end up WGN News @ Nine.
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I love Solange’s shoes!
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ His….
I wanna go home! Maybe I should have a parfait or smoothie to hold me over til I can though. 
But it’s getting cold out there! 
*Wonders if one of my ChiTown team would be a dear and run a girl some snacks.*
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If you find one, tell them to stop by my place too!
@JMO
I’m a shout to my SR fam just so you know it’s me.
YSoSerious says:
@JMO
I’m a shout to my SR fam just so you know it’s me.
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MzDimplez1123 says:
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Right!
Dear Serena,
I mean shouldn’t you first learn to get the wig together 100% first before you graudate to random rainbow colors!!! it’s a mess girl!!!!…and now it’s a rainbow colored mess!! And BTW: ..I can tell you got on that body magic…so please no more pics from the back.
That is all.
Sincerely,
Someoneneedstobeafriend
Where is Posche and the rest of my Harem? I really wanted to holla at everyone before I bounced. Did sum folks get banned again? Whens the last time Sandra did a medical minute? Id like to ask her why jalapenos my my farts sting? Which creates warmth betwixt my cheeks, which leads to sweat, which leads to my cheeks creatin friction when I walk. Its not a pretty sight. Or smell for that matter.
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@Brenden
Here I am my love! Been missing you…
Gotta get you my email somehow.
Nicki Minaj bag carrier putting his hands on women again I see.
@lovezoe: What are you talking about?
Check out ZMT. Some incident with a maid
@Zoe, somebody needs to slap his bishazz
And a double laugh @ zmt referring to the BIG braxton husband as “Toni’s Bro-inlaw
To tried to kill himself?
“TO” Terrell Owens
My bad…they say he took a sleeping aid. I’ll go along with him denying it…
@Yall, yep! He gone come cross the wrong chick one day that either can handle her own or gone get Ray Ray and em to put in work.
wow almost 600 comments for my girl Solange! lol impressive.
I love solange Im waiting for her to put out another album I like the look too I wouldnt wear it myself but it looks nice on her…
Eww…Not feelin that get-up at all!
I’d rock the shoes tho.