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Phaedra Pharrell

Wait did anyone see Hoopz carry Shaq on her back they are soo effn weird and disproportionate

What the shyt happened with the Toni’s sisters post?!?!

I see questions, BUT no answers

Going forward, how about giving them(whomever) a login?

#bootleg

So no one saw that chit Hoopz carrying SHaq for suck for you becuz they fell on Jimmy Kimmel live

Aint nothing wrong with Hoopz

I would loove to live chat with the kang promis auntie we be nice!! **fingers crossd**

I think Shaq likes her cause he gets to be his goofy ass self with her…He didnt display this much goofiness and carefreeness when he was married to Shaunie
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Thats because he had to double check that bank account….

JMO

She aint that bad…. could be worse

@CHI DAM IT CHI!! :stop: IM TRYING TO BE SHYT TODAY!! BUT U KNOW I WOULD SNEEK A QUESTION OR TWO ABOUT OINKSTER I STILL WANT TO TALK TO HIM.. HE SOO DANG SESY DID U SEE THE PREVIEW WHERE HE SAID “SO THATS WHAT U TEACHING UR KIDS.. GET NAKID” AND THE BAYBAY KEPT REPEATING IT “GET NAKID.. GET NAKID”

DAM AND DOUBLE WAAAMY!!
@CHI HAIIIIL YEAH WHEN HE DID ALL THEM HAND MOVEMENTS I WAS NAKID TWO SECONDS LATER

Please the whole world is over them except for them – I can’t believe they can stand themselves and REAL AZZ KRIS aint with it – Scott don’t like it and Bruce wants to run from it- Yeah this broads are doing the dam thing!

@Choco, I guess nobody told them that sr doesn’t have groupies

twin, ho’burgurghhh, Jmo, Chic, Laker, shattt all of yall…

Choco aka Hippie says:

@EGO
Okay no there is nothing wrong with dwarfism in HOOPZ I mean she is as strong as a midget
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I guess… Maybe my TV has a slant

I don’t think its your TV that is slanted

I Go There says:

Pharrell Homie… WTF!!!!!!
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I’m not even sure what his thought process was…. :shurgs:

I see Pharrell borrowed his outfit from his friend Miguel…

OutsidetheBox says:

Aint nothing wrong with Hoopz

Hrm. The jury was still out on IGO..but case closed now.
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OTB

Im just saying I dont see what yall see… Some women find Jeezy attractive and I think they’re fking nuts.

@ Yall

@HIS I LIKE HIS SWAGG I REALLY DO I KNOW HE IS MINIATURE SIZE SO I MIGHT BREAK HIS HIP OR SOMTHING IM NOT INTO SKINTY DUDES BUT T.I GOT THAT THING IDK WHAT IT IS… I KNOW

Is that the only outfit Janelle owns? she never changes her look

Awwwww

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Ok, Choco
#damnshameiknowwhatyourethinking

Jeezy is cute he’s just bi – HOOPZ looks like one of Santa Elves

#damnshameiknowwhatyourethinking
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No it aint

Choco aka Hippie says:

Jeezy is cute he’s just bi – HOOPZ looks like one of Santa Elves
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Well since its Christmas time Im showing love…

:stop: Let’s leave the smurfs outta this

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per se

Wait, who fukced the 2 sisters?

(overdramatic voice)
Chi always spreading rumors

Scary Barry :stop: the madness, Hoopz is more athletic than your average woman.

Athletic = Serena Wms body type

#aintmyfault

I did that in ole girl from Friday’s voice

LHM

@Choco
is that loosing his mind?

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@IGO WERE U THE ONE THAT GOT UR POOP SHOOT #NOJUDGINGJUSTASKING
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*sigh

Yeah so let me guess you think that since Ive had that done and I find hoopz sexy… there’s some other underlining shait going on?

Well let me be the first to break it down for you.

1. There is nothing wrong with a woman that works out and lifts a lil weight.

2. While I like Hoopz body, I also dig Amber Rose, Draya, Kelly Rowland, Michaela Conlin, Jill Scott, and Paula Patton to name a few.

Now maybe some of you might think that liking a woman that works out means something else but Im well secure in my masculinity so its nothing to me.

OHoney says:

I Go There says:
And Serena is Sexy too…
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You serious?
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I didnt call her a beauty queen…. But im not about to call her some dude because she has a few muscles.

@chiby

they straight think that chick is the hottest thang walking!

I had to ask my husband what the fck and why the fck and he just looked at me with his eyes to the ground and said “it’s that azz….”

Hoops is pretty strong but she dnt look like a man to me….and that hard heffa Serena had My bew common
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Thanks you
And women love the shait out of common…

Like I said Puzzy has no face IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME

Dime’s GOTTA be pretty though *pops collars*

#nowiamnotsayingsheisoooglyiaintsaythat

@IGO **DODGES SO THE WINDMILL WONT HIT MY BIG AZZ HEAD** MY BAD NEVER SAID U WAS GAY ASKING A PREGUNTA AND CHIT TIS ALL

Choco aka Hippie says:

Like I said Puzzy has no face IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME

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yes maam, you betta

BUT, that’s the difference between men and women…

I don’t care how big or what you can do with it, its not happening … If thats what you meant
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Yes Serena is is Sasquatch if I were a MAN i’d fear her

@CD

That bish is hella skrong in the body…

@Choco

Men are very open with the fact that they’d smang a chick out while they put a paper bag over her head…so honestly, it doesn’t surprise me…you wouldn’t believe how many men defend Serena, I eventually gave up trying to figure the chit out…

Choco aka Hippie says:

Like I said Puzzy has no face IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME
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Puzzay has a face too… I just find some women attactive where others dont. Its like this… a guy goes out he sees some women and in the group there is this fine azz chic thats up dancing talking and seeming like she’s the life of the party (Beyonce) now most dudes would gravitate towards her but I would look at that other girl in the group(Kelly) cause thats were the party really is.

@EGO
Its all good everyone has their own preferences no one can say anything about it – but you can SERENA

Common look like he still waiting for someone to tell him he’s great in bed

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

@FeFe
I have come to the conclusion that yo face can be shot to chit but if you got a donkey booty that overrides errythang. To me Serena is excellent in what she does I just dont think you need to look like you chop wood at night for the whole city of Utah. #nothatingjustobserving
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I heard that Serena bootie smell like a donkeybottie too! Professional football player no longer in the game…and another person.

I heard that Serena bootie smell like a donkeybottie too! Professional football player no longer in the game…and another person.
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I woulda been good NOT knowing this…

You gon pay for that…
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Its kool just don’t call me SERENA later

There is something off with Common. He lost my Vote when he started talking to Ms. Badu (love her music) but she seem special. JMO

Yall still crazy says:

Well then folks need to stop throwing the term “dime” around, because where I’m from, DIME means fine as all get up & (no hate) but Jill is not fine as all get up, neither is Serena, neither is

I could go on but I won’t.
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Nope I not once called any one of these ladies dimes… I dont even use that word. I hate Swag or Swagga too.

Even though I don’t tweet. I read Missss Sandra’s twitters comments the other day and she said something that I must agree with. I can’t “quote” but it was something like….it’s the ugly chics that your man is with cause a smile goes a long way.

@chiby

I understand some big chicks can pull dudes, I’ve seen it too…but you said PRECIOUS….Ummm, how do I put this, Precious had a bit more going on BESIDES being a big girl…

Scary, I wasn’t even talking to you yo

That’s Chi calling folks “dimes”

*yelling* AND THEY AIN’T NO DIMES

Fi

Yall still crazy says:

Scary, I wasn’t even talking to you yo

That’s Chi calling folks “dimes”

*yelling* AND THEY AIN’T NO DIMES
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I gotcha

I Go There says:

caligirl says:

There is something off with Common. He lost my Vote when he started talking to Ms. Badu (love her music) but she seem special. JMO
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Erykah Badu is nice as hell… Sure if you mess with her you might end up wearing a Band outfit and a catchers mask but she’s very sexy.
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Exactly – She turned him OUT!

And I know quite a few men that arent even attracted to a female smaller than a 12…and that’s no lie!!!
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Non of my homies even the my Biggest homie are in that club… But to each his own.

Sandra had some real good points…she was saying all these so called attractive women dont understand why they still single or cant find a man…its cause of their chitty attitude….which is totally true
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I’ve had it with this chit – Sandra are you the attractive woman or the ugly woman – I CONSIDER MYSELF attractive and Im not sitting around wondering why I am single – I know y cuz I haven’t found the person I feel like settling down with – it does not mean I can’t have a man or take YOUR GIRL

Dont even get me started!!!! SMDH

And I know quite a few men that arent even attracted to a female smaller than a 12…and that’s no lie!!!

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*wondering if this is the reason there’s so many overweight bishes walking around here now*

#nottalmboutnoneofyall
#aintmyfault

*wondering if this is the reason there’s so many overweight bishes walking around here now*
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I hope not…if so Ill be bringing chic back to the crib
While she thinks something is going on Ill be putting on a Pilates tape and firing up the fking Tread Mill.

<— ION got no donk HMMMP

*whispers* But I can work it like I do

OHoney says:

*cues She got a Donk by Soulja Boy*
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Get outta my head…

I said its all in preference….

But I think a lot slim girls tend to think they are better cause they are slim…dont under estimate the thickee chicks or ugly chicks for that matter…

A sweet nice personality will take your further than looks any day!!!
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Look CHI I really don’t care – I have all that I need and then some and I don’t have to be thick to attract a man – I’ve been married been in long term relationships a bish like me don’t have a stinky attitude I just know my self worth and Im able to take care of me so yeah I have options on whether I want to stay or not! Im not one to underestimate anyone but let me let you in on a secret my male friend I known for years is married to an attractive thicker woman – guess what he prefers tho – cuz I still get calls from him going on 15 years later – Im not thick and this is his second marriage – I think FAT GIRLS allow their men to run around on them or turn their fat azz cheeks when they see something awry cuz I don’t know how anyone married to this dude friend of mine would not suspect him!

No it’s that just CHI only sees things from her perspective and then tends to generalize on other chit – NOT GONNA WORK! So if I went to CHI for advice on how to catch a man, I better not drive my flashy car, or have a mind of my own, better eat all the fukn grits and gravy Im fed 4x times daily to ensure I stay COW FAT and always have a really pleasing push me over persona #NOT

JMO says:

I’m staying out of this convo because the smaller women are always in the wrong on this topic
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You skinny heffas always starting trouble

You still eating poopcorn though
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Jmo, I hear guys talk about they thought this chick was nice and thick and when she unzipped her jeans, all that ish started spilling out . Think turned phat in no time flat…

#aintmyfault

Being fat does not equate to low self esteem, BUT a phat bish ain’t neva turning down no late night booty calls IMO

Now this is what I see. But hey, maybe skinny bishes do it too

@CHIBY
YOUR effn stupid bish what the fuk makes you think I wanted to marry him I see where you put yourself THIRD!

IONO what P’s & Q’s means either

But, I be on mine

instead of calling your ass to sneak around on his wife with…please cause he looked at you like a nice piece of slim ass…and that is all.
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HAAAAA you are epically wrong chicky babes he still calls becuz we are more than sex DUMMY GIRL! 15 years of hitting same slim piece of azz uh no there are more slim younger chicks out there than me #WAKE UP

See how you do?? You know its true. Like its my fault I have a good metabolism
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My homies to this day still tell me “Oh its gon catch up to you one day… You’ll have a gut soon”

Nah partner I stay active that way you dont have to worry about all that.

Who started this?

I bet it was a skinny bish

See Jill looks nice! Now… would you really just stop after her clothes came off?? What if it was dark
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Its NEVER that dark… and yeah I would stop if its something that I dont like. I dont know what yall ladies think but just because its puzzay dont mean all guys will hit… All puzzay aint GOOD puzzay.

@CHIBY
Dont take it personally your hubby isnt paying me attn and girl a married man payn me attn makes me happy NAH chick you don’t chit about my self-esteem which is why I don’t think I need to be married in order to feel validated! None of my sisters are married and this is by our choice so don’t get mad at me cuz other married men pay attn to me its just not married men, men in general

Yep and thats exactly what my fam tells me but I’m active as well.. plus, if I gain more weight, I’ll still be good

Sooo… how do you tell a guy he needs to lose some weight?? I need a plan…
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Just tell him…

Ill tell you this you know why I stay fit:
Cause I be damned if the woman Im with thinks that all these other dudes are sexy and Not me as well…. Plus damnit I like living.

Well I’ve been fat IMO and skinny now so I know firsthand its not a problem to get a man one way or the other is what MY REAL POINT IS!

You just make comments that are baseless….and crazy…

You shouldnt want the attention of a married man. Every time that man calls you should hang up the phone or tell him to lose your number…But you dont cause you like the attention and that speaks volumes about the kind of person you are
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I think you should be having this conversation with your hubbies jump off I wouldn’t ever tell a good friend of mine male or female to lose my number becuz they are married if he doesn’t respect his marriage does not mean I don’t have respect for self and LIKE I SAID WE ARE MORE THAN SEX meaning there is a real foundation for our friendship his second marriage I’ve know him ten years already so fuk u and your archaic advice that I know you wouldn’t utilize your own self

JMO says:

@CD & @IGO

I tried to mention it briefly but it just didnt go so well He’s fine now but there has been some weight gain and I’m like um … okkkkk

I bought a scale and put it in the bathroom but that didnt really help.
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Tell him the bigger he gets the smaller his dck will get…. and the less puzzay he will get… If that dont help then I dont know what to tell you.

Thank you! You know how frustrating it is to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks in between and STILL not gain weight?? Ole braggin azzess
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Thats right….

Clarification: 335’s laughter was for 330,333,334

*sigh* I know … I even bought the damn P90x chiz or whatever its called and said lets do it together … nope
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Thats what I use… That shait is not to be played with.

JMO says:

I Go There says:

JMO says:

@CD & @IGO

I tried to mention it briefly but it just didnt go so well He’s fine now but there has been some weight gain and I’m like um … okkkkk

I bought a scale and put it in the bathroom but that didnt really help.
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Tell him the bigger he gets the smaller his dck will get…. and the less puzzay he will get… If that dont help then I dont know what to tell you.
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I just saw this … But hell then what am I to do?? That is a good point though … noted

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IONO Jmo, I was gonna say to stop cooking for his ass, but then I thought might leave you for a phat chick

Imma stop now though

#youknowtheiralwaysstockedup
#aintmyfault

I have just received word from a “lurker” that P’s as well as Q’s means

*drumroll*

Prime Quality

Jmo, now that is funny!

*hands Jmo a Big n’ Tall coupon for Christmas shopping*

Thanks Lurker

#notinaclique

Did you just call me a morning hooker?

I’m outta this popcorn stand in 25 min yo!

I do have class tonight though hmmp *pout*

Aww Jmo That ride Wow!