In Case You Missed It: Basketball Wives: LA Finale

Sandra Rose November 15, 2011

In the season finale of ‘Basketball Wives: LA’, cast members Draya Michele, Gloria Govan, her sister, Laura Govan, Imani Showalter and Malaysia Pargo meet up with antagonist Jackie Christie for the last time to tell her they’re leaving her for good.

As soon as Jackie shows up, she makes them wait ten minutes for her Hennessy to arrive before addressing the matters at hand. “Jackie always needs her drink. It’s her spinach. It gives her her muscles, it’s liquid courage,” Draya says of Jackie’s power move.

“You are the common denominator between all the stuff that’s been started,” says Gloria. “We’re all on the same page and this relationship isn’t working.”

“We’re breaking up with you!” Draya puts it more bluntly. “Jackie will not die,” says Draya. “She keeps popping up out of the casket like the Cryptkeeper.”

But Jackie is confident in the knowledge that there is no show without her. She makes them all get up and leave the restaurant as her way of saying she’s not going anywhere.

Kimsha Artest (Ron Artest’s wife), whom we all thought was gone from the show, shows up again (because no one else in the cast will speak to Jackie). It shows all over Kimsha’s face that she is just there to collect a paycheck.

Laura Govan reveals that she’s moving to Orlando to be closer to her deadbeat baby daddy, Gilbert Arenas. Her brother-in-law, Matt Barnes, who rides the bench for the LA Lakers, attends her going away party.

Afterwards there is an emotional scene between Matt and his now-estranged baby mama, Gloria Govan. After apologizing for cheating on her, Matt tells Gloria that he sees a future with himself, her and their sons together. But Gloria symbolically shuts the door on his dreams of a reunion.

For the record, I don’t believe they really broke up. They’re always packing to move somewhere in every reality show they’ve been in.

The BBWLA Reunion show is next week, and it promises to be full of drama and surprise revelations.

Screen shots by Rich at VH1 blog

SuthernBelle4

Malaysia made me so mad when she said “Southeren Belle”, the rest is just mess
SuthernBelle4

Oh and Gloria annoyed me with this whole situation btwn her and Matt. Bish don’t nobody care about you and skeletor, this wench was acting like she was breaking up with Kobe Bryant.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Jackie bacon neck azz is having a mental breakdown before our very eyes.

I think Gloria wanted to get Matt back by dogging him on national TV after the way he’s treated her.

Kimisha-That fool had me dying laughing she looking at Jackie like yeah un-huh bytch shut up. Even though she through me the fukk off with that Eddie Munster peak at the forehead. Do better boo.

I believe Jackie thinks in her delusional head she is the Teflon Don.
lady_cn

I swear ‘fo God if I had to hear Laura, the Linebacker say ‘In real life’ one mo’ ‘gin I was gonna scream. Who says that chit?

Kimsha or whatever her name is is my girl with her commentaries. I just wish she had said what she was thinking to Jack.
pinky2083

Jackie makes me want to puke.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ lady_cn: she said “in real life” because she knows reality shows are fake and scripted.
felinelurker

LOL! Kimsha was like “he said, she said whaa?” Like who has time for that?!
Hershey

Jackie is a control freak and messy as hell, when she realized that was losing control she reached out to Cabbage, I mean Kimsha…Jackie is secure on this show because without her there will be no drama
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Pinky
What a lil cutie in your pic.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

OMG this show was background noise only lastnight cant really comment cuz I wasn’t listening but uh yeah it’s cable I will catch it on the rebound

SUP SR
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Do them bytches do anything outside of meeting to fukkin eat.

Why did all of Jackie clothes look like they came from Dots or Cititrends?
kahmmillion

Why was everyone dressed in black to go meet Jackie?

Although I like her, why was Kimsha back?

Why is Draya’s mouth so small?

Gloria’s and Matt’s break up was so boring. It was just as bad as watching their “perfect” boring arse relationship. I can’t stand either one of those fools.
BigCityGirl

Kimsha LOOKED bored as heck….LOL, Draya gets more courage with every show, Imani is STILL trying to find herself, Laura needs to make Gilbert chase her…I’m so tired of her chasing him ( she looks good after the weight lost), Waiting for Malayshia to break out (she too looks good after weight lost)and Gloria was trying to act like Matt is a non mother fu**ing factor!…Can’t wait for the reunion, because I’m still trying to find out who said what!!!!
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

I was so excited to see Kimsha…I wonder if her and Tanya will be at the reunion.
I’m glad they finally saw through bacon neck and her evil self absorbed a**
Kenya

That was the dumbest show I ever saw. They didn’t even TRY to pretend that it wasn’t scripted. “Let’s all wear black… no one will notice.”

I think I lost some IQ points watching that mess of a mess.

“We’re breaking up with you.” smh. WHO EFFING CARES? If you really don’t like the bish, don’t meet with her.

Kimsha got it right. NO TIME FOR DRAMA.

***drops mic and moves on to next post***
SuthernBelle4

Jackie is so damn tacky, don’t nobody want to see your breast meat and that tired shape of yours. Even though Malaysia irked me with the Southeren Belle comment, I would have mopped the floor with Jackie because she was being very condescending.
And Jackie might want to invest all that pint up anger on that tired ass fashion line of hers with all that shiny ass material.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Tainted
I dont know about Kimsha but they said yesterday the producers decided not to invite Tanya back for the reunion or season 2
sexyphillygirl

Gloria and those earrings has got to go…..

Jackie is a hot mess I would not want her to be in my circle of friends at all, she has to be in control and her husband is a big bytch…
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

@Divalicious I knew they wouldn’t invite her. Tanya seemed like they type that would expose the makings of the show
CFREE

omg.a mess SMH
SuthernBelle4

Dressed in all Black like the omen
tnwill777

Ready for the reunion but if John Sally hosted it, he probably wasn’t messy enough. I hope Jackie crazy self say the name of who Gloria supposedly screwed without them bleeping it out.
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

kimsha just popped up out of no where lol
SuthernBelle4

I think Jackie’s husband may have other women cause the way he was looking at those models, something ain’t right in the milk
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Draya said on twitter last night she told everyone to wear black for the meeting. I guess it made them all feel Mob made what the fukk eva.
BigCityGirl

@Chocolate…

I think Tanya DID NOT want to come back for the reunion or anything else…she dissed the show BIG TIME on twitter. She working as a news correspondant for CNN or MSNBC…she did a good job on the MJ trial
sexyphillygirl

Them all wearing black just shows they are all a bunch of followers and dumb!! Who does that????
sexyphillygirl

@Big City-I didnt think she would come back, she is so above all of this nonsense, I like her. I get its a show for entertaining but at the end of the day imma look at Tonya with more respect than those other hood heffas….
iheart405

SuthernBelle4 says:

Malaysia made me so mad when she said “Southeren Belle”, the rest is just mess

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That ish made me cringe
KK76

A fan of the side-swept hair I liked that door analogy. So no one would shoot a scene with Jackie, huh? To all the rest…. eh.
SuthernBelle4

For some reason I think Tanya, the other “Lost BBW” did this to get her foot in the door. I think she knew she wasnt going to be on the show long and used it to her advantage.
SuthernBelle4

@iheart ima Southern Girl to the core, all I could do was say, “this bish”
BigCityGirl

AND I feel so sorry for Jackie…when she was doing the photo shoot she mentioned to one of the girls to cover her breast because her husband was going to be there…

Only a insecure woman has to hold on that TIGHT to a man…Thats too much damn work…if a man is into you…you don’t have to be the bouncer…smdh
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

Damn. Another show I don’t watch and can’t talk about.
sexyphillygirl

lol @ Yso, it was on while I was checking my email, I have friend who lives for this shows smh she thinks she a superstar so she talks about these people like she knows them. I would rather watch Big Cat Nation than to watch these shows…
caligirl

I didn’t watch this last night. Only allowing myself one show of foolery per week, but I did see a clip with Ron Artest Wife looking at Jackie like she was NUTS.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Sandra Rose says:

@ lady_cn: she said “in real life” because she knows reality shows are fake and scripted.
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I didn’t get why so many people were confused by that. It was obvious. She was saying we supposed to act a fool on the show, but you callin our real friends and talkin ish about us.

Otherwise this whole season was corny and didn’t have enough fist to cuffs for my taste. Jackie talk like she’ll smack the taste out a bish mouth, but is clearly a punk. I hate that they tamed Laura so early on. She was supposed to be the Tami. Anyway I have no more interest in this show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Kimsha was killing me looking at Jackie like, Yeah, uh huh.

I’m wondering if Jackie was really causing drama outside the show since Laura kept saying in real life.

Malaysia needs a speech coach.

Gloria and Matt are confused.

I hope Laura doesn’t end up on the street again

Jackie needs a therapist, bish lookin kinda bi-polar

Draya just hangs with whoever she feels is on top at the moment.
iheart405

@SuthernBelle4, Im from the Midwest but I’m a southern girl at heart, so it annoys the hell outta me when I here people say “southeren” is “southeren” and please explain what it means
KayCeiSoul

“when she realized that was losing control she reached out to Cabbage”

I you and hate you at the same time for this shyt Hershey!
NaijaGal

Love the fact that the main one that they thought would be throwing bows (Kimsha) walked away with her head held high
caligirl

I read a breif synopsis of the show and Gloria is FULL of Shizz. Alot of men do all of sudden, just get it and say….Jeez, I’ve been screwing up. I should do the right thing and marry this girl. We do have two kids, she been taking care of business.

Gloria thought process, that she is in high demand? Because she is on scripted reality show. Now she has morals and can’t possibly see her self marrying a man she had two kids out of wedlock with. Ohhh that makes much more sense. #dumbass
KayCeiSoul

eastpointvet says:

kimsha just popped up out of no where lol

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Didn’t she though? I was like “Where da hayle she come from? From under Ron Artest’s armpits?”

She probably had a quota of appearances to fill before she could get a check.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

I could be wrong but, Tanya actually has a career outside the show. She’s a columnist and a motivational speaker/advocate or something. Her brother is that guy who mutilated his face because he didn’t wanna see what his cousin saw when he being molested by him (the cousin). I can’t think of his name right now. He’s a singer or something with a house full of statues.

Tanya and Kimsha had more sense than any of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

i didnt watch this yet..

but that damn love and hip hop was so messy last night…i see i missed the post on that tho lol
lady_cn

I’ve said it before and I will say it again, and Gloria surely does not need to be taking relationship advice from Laura and her merry-go-round of a relationship.

She gonna end up just like her sister, still nothing but a desperate bish with a ring & 4 kids that will never be a wife.
KayCeiSoul

Anybody know about the tea that Jackie was trying to spill on Gloria? She said something about Gloria sleeping with somebody’s man, and it looked like she pointed at Laura.

My eye was acting up last night. I couldn’t get that scene to register.
Sweet-tea

All these grown azz b!tches make me nauseous with the same ole she said she said. “In real life” grown folks don’t meet, eat and argue about who said what day in day out. They all know the mess is coming from Jackie old azz, cut her off and keep it moving. *rolls eyes*
Aekelani A.K.A Beyonce’s Surrogate

I just couldn’t get into this show. I prefer the other basketball wives/hoes/jumpoffs show.
SuthernBelle4

@KayCei I peeped that too, I think she was pointing at Laura cause I did a rewind on that badboy and she did. Something is murky in the water between the Govan sisters, maybe that’s why Matt broke it off- u know how ninjas are.
JMO

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

Do them bytches do anything outside of meeting to fukkin eat.

Why did all of Jackie clothes look like they came from Dots or Cititrends?
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On twitter, one of them said that the producers set up the spots for them to meet at and they go from there
SuthernBelle4

@iheart, Ima transport in the midwest too. Where do you live?
JMO

I don’t know what I laughed harder at during this show: Jackie’s “clothing line”, Kimsha staring into space while Jackie talked, Jackie having them sit there and wait until she got her drink, or Laura’s back in that 4th pic
West Coast Chick

Gloria HAD to fuk laura’s babydaddy.. that was the 2nd time jack said it…in thier faces
EssenceofU

I thought they all wore black cause they went there to bury Jackie’s azz! But instead they wrote down their grievances……..WTH does that? Just tell this mo’phucka off and keep it movin’.

I guess the producers brought Kimsha back so Jackie would have at least one wife to talk to.

Draya and her country azz analogies were funny as hell! And Malaysia can’t talk cause those big teeth are in the way! She seriously needs to have them fangs filed down! And where is the Compton chick that threw down with Laura on the first show? Now she is all meek and mild, WTH?

Finally, Gloria and Matt……….if she thinks they are gonna be apart but remain close friends and everything is gonna be peachy, she is in for a rude awakening.
iheart405

@Suthern, I’m from OKC but I live in GA (hubby is military so I be all over the damn place,lol)
KayCeiSoul

@Suthern !!!!

Gloria is just gone sit up and let this NBA lock-out fugg up a good thang!

I wish I WOULD walk out for no good reason besides “I heard” or “I think” or “My sister Snuffy advised me”.

That bish need to start her a business and sit down somewhere. Shyt get hard out here when you try to play like you’re independant (in her case).

This is the type of advise ole’ Chit’lin neck should have been giving her simple azz. Grown women make wiser decisions. This ain’t high school. And let me tell you something else – he is NOT going to forget that she pulled all this shyt at his most vulnerable time.
Dumb heffa.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

JACK IS CRAZY THIS LADY REALLY THINKS THAT THE WORDL REVOLVES AROUND HER RINGS OF NECK DRAYA FACE KEEPS BUGGING ME LIKE FO REAL HER FACE AND HER LIPS ARE SOO TINY LIKE A LIL BUG FACE AND THEN LAURANCE QUESTIONING HIS SISTER ABOUT LEAVING THE WOMAN BEATER “R U SURE?..HOW WOULD THIS MAKE THINGS ANY BETTER?.. U KNOW MATT IS THE UMBRELLA..?”
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Ladies do any of you remember reading about a young black kid whose mom made him learn the stock market cuz he wanted her to keep buying his expensive sneaks I need to google that but Im not finding it
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

Ugh why did the producers wait until the last 4 minutes of the show to air the confrontation between the get along gang and Jackie. They could’ve saved the other 56 minutes of commercials and wasted film.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I HAVE A PREGUNTA THO… WHO WAS THAT SKRONG FACE BODY GUARD THAT JACK WAS TALKN TO? U KNOW THE ONE SHE WAS CONFUSING MORE THAN EXPLAINING WHO IS HER HUSSBAND?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

LIKE FO REAL HER FACE AND HER LIPS ARE SOO TINY LIKE A LIL BUG FACE
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West Coast Chick

jack was made out to look like the bad guy, but at some point, they all confided in jack about eachothers personal issues. jack looked like she wanted them to confront eachother on it, which makes it seem like it was some real messy shyt, ie, gloria fuked gil and laura knows (I believe that actually happend)
Ms.Fashion

This was nothing but a fake a** New Jack City meeting!!! Who was Nino Brown? Gloria??? GTFOH!!!!

Draya with her I need a bus pass a**!!! All the D**riding, is ridiciulous!!!
iheart405

@ Lakes, You talmbout Ron Artest wife/partner??
candibfly

morning
West Coast Chick

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

JACK IS CRAZY THIS LADY REALLY THINKS THAT THE WORDL REVOLVES AROUND HER RINGS OF NECK DRAYA FACE KEEPS BUGGING ME LIKE FO REAL HER FACE AND HER LIPS ARE SOO TINY LIKE A LIL BUG FACE AND THEN LAURANCE QUESTIONING HIS SISTER ABOUT LEAVING THE WOMAN BEATER “R U SURE?..HOW WOULD THIS MAKE THINGS ANY BETTER?.. U KNOW MATT IS THE UMBRELLA..?”

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Hershey

I just read that Gloria and the Game got it in in the house she and Matt Barnes were living in, and that he and the Game were boys

http://www.askkissy.com/2011/10/28/the-hidden-secrets-that-broke-matt-barnes-and-gloria-govan-up/
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@WIFIE HOW ARE U THIS A.M?.. SO I HAD AN INTERESTING RIDE TO THERAPY YESTERDAY… THE CONVO/JABS I HAD WITH THIS ONE WHITE GIRL WAS TOO DAM MUCH IT SHOWED ME HOW MUCH OF A TACO I AM FUNNY HOW WEN CHIT IS TRUE IT HURTS
BigCityGirl

LMAO @ needs to have them fangs filed down..!!!! too funny
LadeeA

I was mad at how Jackie was fake dialing on her phone I was on her side until that point. I hate when a bunch of grown people gang up on one person like they perfect.

Jackie lost my support right after that part. LOL
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@iheart if u talkn about the ruff face tatted azz chick at the end U DONT SAY SHE LOOK LIKE SHE COULD BEAT RON THAT BISH IS WIIDE SHOULDER HARD FACE..
JandJ2011

Draya- I am trying to fit in so whoever is in charge that’s who I am going with.

Malaysia- I am ghetto and the only thing that I get recognized for is being from Compton.

Gloria- Her telling Royce she would never be a BBW. Is not a single mom raising 2 kids.

Laura- I can’t survive w/o my a baby father. So he can treat however he wants because I know I am a door mat.

Imani- Non-factor she is boring and if the drama wouldnt have popped off between Laura and Jackie her storyline

Jackie- She has issues that goes far beyond this show.
iheart405

Question??

Was anyone else disturbed by that pank azz eyeshadow that Kimsha had on from her eyelid all the way to her gat dayum eyebrow I aint no makeup artist or nothing but I know good and gat dayum well you aint sposed to look like you been finger painting with yo kids when you put eye shadow on
http://www.philly.com/ Jay Bee

Laura and Draya are gettin prettier..
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Why does Jackie bacon neck azz feel the need to not wear better under garmets, bytch chicken cutlets flapping all around when she walked. That chit made me burp my fukkin dinner up last night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623
kahmmillion

@KayCeiSoul says:

Anybody know about the tea that Jackie was trying to spill on Gloria? She said something about Gloria sleeping with somebody’s man, and it looked like she pointed at Laura.

My eye was acting up last night. I couldn’t get that scene to register.

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Jackie said that Gloria f*ked Laura’s man, Gilbert…that’s why Gloria looked like WTF and Laura looked like WTF itch I’m gonna beat your arse. Hope that answered your question.
West Coast Chick

And where is the Compton chick that threw down with Laura on the first show? Now she is all meek and mild, WTH?
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I was thinking the same thing!
iheart405

@Lakes, Yep, Thats her. Prime example of you can take the girl outta the hood but you cant take the hood outta the girl
sexyphillygirl

Yo when she was fake dialing thats when I bust out laughing, she is truly a crazy dumb broad lol.
West Coast Chick

iheart405 says:

Question??

Was anyone else disturbed by that pank azz eyeshadow that Kimsha had on from her eyelid all the way to her gat dayum eyebrow
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!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@HIS WATS UP BOOBOLOGIST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Laura getting prettier? doesn’t she have to BE pretty to GET prettier?

well i guess shes a pretty man
Hershey

On askkissy.com it tells exactly why Gloria and Matt broke up…she was getting it in with The Game
chocolate divalicious aka CD

I guess Malayshia and Somaya azz are on a dental payment plan because both of them bytches only got their top teef fixed.
lady_cn

iheart405 says:

Question??

Was anyone else disturbed by that pank azz eyeshadow that Kimsha had on from her eyelid all the way to her gat dayum eyebrow I aint no makeup artist or nothing but I know good and gat dayum well you aint sposed to look like you been finger painting with yo kids when you put eye shadow on

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I definitely was disturbed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Lakes!

lol
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

LAURENCE AINT NEVA BEEN PURRTY… NEEEEEVERRRR!! SO TO ME SHE IS GETTING “EASIER TO LOOK AT” NOT PURRTY OR CUTE OR HANDSOME
West Coast Chick

sexyphillygirl says:

Yo when she was fake dialing thats when I bust out laughing, she is truly a crazy dumb broad lol.

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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
capricorn83

So no one is gonna comment on that big a** 2nd hoop Kimsha has in her ear??? Oh ok…
Eula Mae Jankins

Wasn’t Gloria just saying a few episodes ago that the time was perfect, she had on her white dress, Matt had on a blk suit, and they were standing at the alter. Now, she doesn’t know if she’s ready…bish pls!!!
West Coast Chick

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

I guess Malayshia and Somaya azz are on a dental payment plan because both of them bytches only got their top teef fixed.

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AND NEE NEE LEAKES
LadeeA

Jackie: “Hold on, let me get my drink first.”
lovezoe

Gloria got the makings of being a hoodrat baby mama. Why was she so worried about the number of bedrooms he got? In one breath she saying she paying her rent, but then Matt say its costing him lots of money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ CD..For some reason, most ppl only get their top teeth fixed.

@ Capricorn…Yeah, I saw that mess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Westieeeee
lovezoe

Jackie had me crying with that “phone call”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

ahem! DIMPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
iheart405

@Lovezoe, Me too!! That Bish hands was shaking like she was having withdrawl from heroin.. Ole lyin azz
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

THE FAKE PHONE CALL WAS CLASSIC WORST THING COULD HAD HAPPEN WAS HER BELOVED DOUG WOULD CALLL WHILE SHE FAKE DIALING
West Coast Chick

HISSSYYYYY! :hugs:
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Gloria is one of those broads that allowed this nicca to do whateva and now she wants to clown him on national TV. If he went and bought a fukkin 10 bedroom what the hell does that have to do with you now. That chit is going to backfire on her azz thinking maybe this will make him chase her azz nawl bytch you gone be ridin solo dolo and dem babies gone be with they daddy and new step momma.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Dimpz

Yeah I know then they have those muthafuggin top teef so big, they covering the whole bottom row. Seriously
lovezoe

They said you not dialing! She said oh. I was on the floor. Draya’s Commebtary made it even funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Chocolate….Then need to stop being so cheap and frantic and get them done the right way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

sheesh its boring *passes out*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

DIMPZ oh u blind?
West Coast Chick

capricorn83 says:

So no one is gonna comment on that big a** 2nd hoop Kimsha has in her ear??? Oh ok…

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Himsha dont even try smh…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WHY AM I SOOO BORED?!! **SIDE EYE WIFIE DONT SEE A BISH**
SuthernBelle4

@iheart ok, I currently live in Iowa and I am not ready for this WinTUR
When Gloria was on BBWs of Miami she didn’t irk my spirit that much, but that wench gets on my nerves. Ya’ll remember that episode that Laura and Malaylay got in that fight and Gloria over that popping off at the mouth texting, “im f’ing you up on site”. I was like bish if u abt that life u don’t send texts, you go to somebody’s house. Ever since then I knew that wench was raggedy.
SuthernBelle4

@KayCeiSoul co-sign everything, watch Matt going to end up marrying someone else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

HISSYFIT! I sowry, you know I be in and out. Half reading, half posting, half texting. Please don’t slay a bish!

Hey Wifey! I’m not ignoring you, just all over the place.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ MissJacksonifunasty: If you are a long time lurker then you know that Yahoo emails are not allowed. You can continue to lurk but your login has been disabled.
SuthernBelle4

Kimsha looks like she sells foodstamps, that’s all I got 25 for 50
lovezoe

Kimsha did NOT want to be there! I wish she would have told Jackie she too old for this mess. Don’t no FEMALE want Doug and Doug not looking at no FEMALE. See what I did?
MUNCHOSGIRL

* WARNING* THERE WILL BE A BEYONCE BABY BUMP WATCH 2011 POST BY THE END OF THE DAY *WARNING*

SHE HAS ON A SHEER BATHING SUIT WRAP & BIKINI!

YOU HAVE BEEN FORWARNED!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@WIFIE OH OK THEN :2dance: I WANT SOME FISH TODAY IDK WHY…
@HIS I BORED BOO THANG LET ME REST MY HEAD **FLUFF UP UR CHICHIS AND POPS A TINY NIP IN MOUFF** :pacier: WAKE A BISH UP WHEN SOMETHING GOOD POPS OFF
KayCeiSoul

Thanks kahmmillion! That does it for me!

They should have just let Jackie continue on with the fake phone call until she started talking.
NaijaGal

Why didn’t Gloria and Matt seek counseling from their pastor since they’re so involved in church
!*LaKErCHiC@*!
NaijaGal

Any other show Jack would have had the speaker on…she wasn’t calling anybody
lovezoe

One of them should have snuck called Jackie.
NaijaGal

@His hey fly momma *does the booty drop to keep you entertained*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Sandra Rose says:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Lakes… I’m making fish tonight.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

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who bust themselves out?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Lakes! *fluffs em up* get yo rest on bew

*throws a few benjis at Naija* get it guhl!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Sandra
Wasnt it your blog who did a post on the young black boy who made $50,000 via the stock market I really need that article
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

that pic of Kimsha OMG can Ron NOT afford a damn hairstylist?
why the fugg do she have that “oh im running to the piggly wiggly” brush back ony(yes ony)tail? *falls out*
KayCeiSoul

NaijaGal says:

Why didn’t Gloria and Matt seek counseling from their pastor since they’re so involved in church

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They probably did.
However, her sister is the bride of Satan. Therefore she dropped her cross at the alter, and succumbed to the wordly. *waves church fan, hits tambourine*
JMO

West Coast Chick says:

iheart405 says:

Question??

Was anyone else disturbed by that pank azz eyeshadow that Kimsha had on from her eyelid all the way to her gat dayum eyebrow
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BigCityGirl

I would not have sat there while Jackie waited for her hennessey! She controlled the situation from the beginning…They invited HER to the restaurant to talk now she’s got everyone sitting there looking stupid waiting for her drink to arrive….WTF?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

<—-STILL @Kimshas pic…where did that hoop come from? why does she has that wet n wild pank shadow on (obviously applied by my nukka Stevie Wonder) oh sweet baby jaysus…she is such a busted down mud duck
sexyphillygirl

Yeah I would have said ok wait on your drink this is what I gotta say…said it and then I would have left…now drink your drink all by yourself…she is scary because she is so insecure, the fact that she is built like a line backer is also scary..
JMO

SuthernBelle4 says:

Kimsha looks like she sells foodstamps, that’s all I got 25 for 50
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Where does she live again??
JMO

BigCityGirl says:

I would not have sat there while Jackie waited for her hennessey! She controlled the situation from the beginning…They invited HER to the restaurant to talk now she’s got everyone sitting there looking stupid waiting for her drink to arrive….WTF?????
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JMO

His_Mommy623 says:

<—-STILL @Kimshas pic…where did that hoop come from? why does she has that wet n wild pank shadow on (obviously applied by my nukka Stevie Wonder) oh sweet baby jaysus…she is such a busted down mud duck
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Maybe she stopped by after playing beauty shop with her kids?? :shrugG
brenden

The show was boring last nigh. No fights, no drama=Snooze fest for me. No reason to watch these shows unless they’re naked or fighting Were voting you off the Island. Yawn. Jackies display of chemical imbalance keeps the show interesting. Even the fight between the 2 chicks on the hiphop didn’t make me want to watch. You need a star like Jackie. A break out personality, a scene stealer. In this case it was the mother. The rail thin body that points to either former or current drug use. The weathered face, the clothes she wears that obviously belong to her granddaughter, the raspy voice…I could almost smell the menthol through the screen. She’s the reason to watch. I think I’m in
KayCeiSoul

“The weathered face…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

@Brenden there was a pic of gollum from lord of the rings with a beauty shop wig on floating around twitter last night…with a caption saying it was mama jones omg i laughed for quite a while at that shyt
brenden

She reminds me of this little scruntched faced pygmy doll my big Mama usta have @Kay. It brings back memories
brenden

@His Yes!!!!!! I can totally see that. Very Lord of the Ringish…Swoon
OutsidetheBox

Oh that exkra hoop
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

Y’all still on topic and sht?
KayCeiSoul

:ROFL: Brendan – you like that foolishness I see. I do too.

I telling you, my sons grandma (pappy side) is identical.

All Jim Jones mama need to do to slay me further is put on one of those Rick James braid wigs cut in a bob, and there she is on t.v.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

YALL BISHES STILL ON TOPIC… HOLD UP :stop: IS THAT A BIG AZZ HOOP IN THE TOP OF HER EAR?
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@LAKER

Looks like they are. They would stay on topic about some sht I don’t even watch.

You know any good pound cake recipes?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YSO I WATCH THE SHOW BUT I GOT MY GIGGEL OUT THAT CHIT… AND NOPE I SURE DONT MY FAVORITE BREAD IS BANANERS AND NUT THO IF U LIKE TO MAKE SOME
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YSO SO IM ACTUALLY REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF I’M LEARNING HOW TO CONTROL MY NATURAL REACTION **SMACK A BISH** SO YESTERDAY THIS ONE WHITE GIRL I RIDE WITH TO GO TO THERAPY DECIDED TO MAKE ONE OF HER “OBSERVATIONS” WICH SHE HAS DONE IN THE PAST **MOST OF IT RACIST** SO YESTERDAY WE ON OUR WAY TO THERAPY AND HERE THIS PILL POPN PINK HIPPO SEES AN MEXICAN GIRL WALKING FROM SCHOOL WITH SOME THIN AZZ EYEBROWS AND PROCEEDS TO SAY “AINT IT FUNNY HOW ALL MEXICAN SHAVE THEY EYEBROWS AND COLOR THEM IN OR HOW THEY ALWAYS GOT A KINDERGARDEN WITH THEM I WONDER IF ALL THEM KIDS HER’S OR SHE BABYSITN” SO ME I NATURALLY GET PISSD AND LOOK AT HER SMILING AND SAY “WELL ISNT THAT A BAD ASSUPTION U JUST MADE” SHE LOOKN AT HER DAM PHONE KNOWING SHE DONE FUKED UP SO I CONTINUE STILL LOOKING SKRAIT IN HER FACE “LIKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT ALL WHITE GIRLS ARE HO3S LOOSE AND THEY SWALLOW FUNNY HOW WE ASSUME CHIT RIGHT?” SHE LOOKED AT ME AND GAVE ME THIS LOOK SO I SAY “ASSUMPTIONS ARE A BYTCH AINT THEY LIKE HOW WHITE KIDS ASSUME IS OK TO KILL THEY MAMA AND DADDY CUZ THEY DINT GET THEY WAY” THIS BISH DINT SAY CHIT THE REST OF THE WAY **AN HOUR RIDE** SEE NO FIGHTING MAKING CONVO THO..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

@Laker

i’m off to entertain myself…fold laundry or something…i cnt do this dry ass tuesday online…i gotta go 2 my 2nd job at 5 and ya’ll suck today
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@HIS U I WAS PISSD TRYING NOT TO LOOSE MY COOL THIS BISH IS THE ONLY WHITE MO’FUKA IN THE VAN WE RIDE AND SHE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHIGN TO SAY LIKE SHE TOLD THIS OLDER LADY MEXICAN TOO “SO U KNOW HOW TO COOK TAMALES I PAY U TO MAKE ME SOME I KNOW YALL BE AT HOME WITH ALL THEM KIDS” <<< SMART AZZ BIZZNATCH!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Lakes
caligirl

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
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Whew you had me scarrreed me…I’m glad you held it together.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Why does Jim Jones mom sound Roger Troutman from the Gap Band? Bytch sound like she is on permanent auto tune.
caligirl

!*LaKErCHiC@*! – Now you have crossed the line. I will pay some good arse dollars for some fresh tamles or we can do the barter systems for some collard/mustard greens and some baked chicken. That is a fair question.
iheart405

@ Lakes, but for not following your natural smack a bish instinct
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@LAKER

Pill poppin pink hippo—> <—Us

Some folks just don't fcking get it and have like no social skills. You did good girl cause me…Well, this is why I keep to myself as much as possible. I talk to y'all more than I talk to just about anybody else. Is that sad?
KayCeiSoul

Lakes, keep it up chica. I really don’t think you should suppress your natural reactions.

We NEED you in your regular form. *sprinkling lime juice on my Hot Cheetos*
caligirl

@ Choco – iS this what you talking about? Black Celebrity Kids; Explore Howard University … This 15-year-old basketball star made $50,000 over the last five years investing in the stock market.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@DIMPZ SHE MADE ME LOOSE MY COOL WIFIE I WAS TOO FUKN CLOSE TO SLAPN THE RUDE BISH IM TRYING TO DO BETTER BUT THIS BISH BE TRYING ME ERRTIME WE GO IN THAT VAN…LAS TIME SHE WAS COMPLAINING CUZ THE PILL DOCTOR WONT GIVE HER NO MORE PILLS AND HOW THE VAN IS ALWAYS FULL “THEY GOT A FUKN PROBLEM TAKING ME TO THERAPY BUT DONT HAVE AN ISSUE TO TAKE THESE LADIES AND THEY 8000 KIDS RIGHT UGH!! I HATE THEM LAZY BISHES” ME “ONE KID IN THE CAR WILL NOT COVER ALL THE SPACE U TAKE HONEY SO YEAH MY KID RIDES AND I DONT GIVE A DAM MAYBE IF U STOP SELLING UR PILLS U HAVE SOME :)” SHE SAID “I DONT UMM I DONT SELL THEM IM JUST NOT UMM” AND SHE SHATAP!!
chocolate divalicious aka CD

OCCUPY BEYONCE post is up.
caligirl

@ incali @ and I’ll e-mail you the article.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YSO THE OTHER DAY SHE ASK ME IF I HAD THAT LITTLE INDENT IN MY ARM LIKE MOST MEXICANS HAVE FROM A FLUE SHOT GIRL I MUSTA GAVE HER THIS DAM LOOK AND ASK HER “WHY WOULD U ASK ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT?” SHE SAID “UMM I JUST SEE IT ALL THE TIME ON THEM PEOPLE” ME “NOPE I DONT BUT DO U HAVE THAT DEEP THROAT LIKE UR MOTHER HAS? OR DO U MARRY UR CUZZIN BOBBY TO KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY?” SHE SAID “OMG GIRL DONT GET OFFENDED” ME “NOT OFFENDED BUT SUPERIOR THAN U YES.. JUST BECAUSE UR WHITE DOES NOT MEAN UR BETTER ITS THE OPOSIT UR WORST SO GET OFF THE RACIST SHYT OK THESE OTHER LADIES MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND BUT I DO SO STAY IN UR LANE” I SWEAR THIS BISH ON ICE CRACK HEROIN SUM SHE OFF!!
KayCeiSoul

Ewww Lakes you got the patience of Job. You shoulda been when ham on that bish. A few bus rides ago.

So….a group of Alabasters got their azzes whooped at a Chuckie Cheese here recently. They went to the news and got their story in first. The report was that they were assaulted after “politely” asking another party to not let their kids run rampant through the place and take candy and whatnots from their table (It’s Chuckie Cheese bish! What kid doesn’t nut up in there!?)

Grandma Alabaster had plugs all in her back from where some heels dug in. And the remaining Alabasters were bruised and had all kinds of hematomas.

Come to find out, the Alabasters had actually called the children “Little N*ggers”.

And then the party started.

This will be the outcome every single time.
Nyedai

I think Malayshia’s husband told her to calm her mess down after that fight because on an interview she made no qualms about her husband being the king of the castle. Jackie has a personality disorder she all but admitted it on one episode when she said she doesn’t get along with one of her daughters. Which sheds some light on why her daughter did what she did a few months back. The rest no words. Now Draya I’m curious if her son really is by Laura’s husband would explain her source of income and apology out the blue. Been there the woman on the side had a baby never thought we’d end up sharing the same space woman.
pointhimout

this was stupid. no need to even try to finish watching it.
ohpretty1

Ladies do any of you remember reading about a young black kid whose mom made him learn the stock market cuz he wanted her to keep buying his expensive sneaks I need to google that but Im not finding it
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That sounds like my Dad the first time I asked for a pair of Jordans. I kid you not. It was one of the best lessons I ever learned. That summer I lied about my age on an application and had my first job.
brenden

@Kay…That happens often. White folks will buck up, talk ish, call you a nig…Then call the cops. That’s why we have to play the White game…Scream, yell, fuss n cuss, but never lay hands first. There’s lots of power behind the nig…word, and they know that. They also knw Blk folx dnt have the greatest relationship with the cops, and are more likely not to call…We have to prove them wrong. Call the cops, press charges, fvck up their criminal history, possibly fvucking up their future employment possibilities and so on…Play their game better than them just like we play sports better
Femme Fatale

Sandra Says:

It shows all over Kimsha’s face that she is just there to collect a paycheck.
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Whoowee…dees Crown & 7s are feelin right!

Seriously tho….the writers of BBW LA suk! Gloria met Draya in acting class? Really?

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