In Case You Missed It: Real Housewives of Atlanta, Ep 1 (video)

Sandra Rose November 7, 2011

I don’t watch this show because it’s totally scripted and I can’t afford to waste any more brain cells.

But Miss Jia watched the show and here’s her recap!

-Nene buys her son a new Charger and pays for it in cash…with a check.

-Nene & Sheree have a confrontation in which Sheree lets her know that she is in NO way a boss until she gets her bottom row fixed

-Phaedra is considering opening up a funeral home

-Kandi is starting her own line of sex toys called Bedroom Kandi that will play exclusive songs when programmed with your itunes!

-Cynthia wants to start a modeling agency and…

-Sweetie (Kim’s assistant) still hasn’t received the memo that they’ve freed the slaves.

Roc

Nene said she paid $50K for said “top row” of teeth.
luVn_liFe…

Kim Z fired Sweetie after they filmed this season
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

im mad i missd this dam episode !!
EssenceofU

If Nene is paid, WTH does her hair look so raggedy! $50 weave shops are on every corner in the ATL!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@luvn
Why?!

LOL! Well….she got her “free”, I guess.

I think Nene actually did try to cross Sheree. Nene seems like a conniving person and I saw that on the 2 episodes of Apprentice I watched.

Also- Nene is not “rich.” She’s nigger-rich. It’s a big difference.

And I liked how Nene KNEW not to try it with Sheree. She would get all up in Kim’s face when they argued, but she was willing to back up and give Sheree 50 feet IMMEDIATELY without even being asked!

Pull your skirt down, Nene!
JMO

Roc says:

Nene said she paid $50K for said “top row” of teeth.
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Yea if she did, she got ripped off just like she did for that car.

also, rich people don’t have to yell that they’re rich. She’s what you call *in my Phaedra voice* … “New ~~(money)~~ Munnay honey”
AndThenIHitMyDougie

*”nigga-rich”
lovezoe

Can I get a more elaborate recap. Not trying to watch this crap.
ninamosley

sheree said one of nene’s cars was repoed from the home depot!

nene need her money back for them veneers!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I thought it was called hood rich!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xipZNKei-hA&feature=related Jerrica

For some reason I don’t think Nene was lying.
JMO

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@luvn
Why?!

LOL! Well….she got her “free”, I guess.

I think Nene actually did try to cross Sheree. Nene seems like a conniving person and I saw that on the 2 episodes of Apprentice I watched.

Also- Nene is not “rich.” She’s ****-rich. It’s a big difference.

And I liked how Nene KNEW not to try it with Sheree. She would get all up in Kim’s face when they argued, but she was willing to back up and give Sheree 50 feet IMMEDIATELY without even being asked!

Pull your skirt down, Nene!
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“yea, cover those ballz” o^o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Yeah, I wasn’t impressed with last night’s episode…I am so OVER NeNe and her bullshyt!
candibfly

u know that check she wrote at the dealership prob bounced as soon as the cameras stopped rollin
candibfly

she also needs a refund on her nose job and ‘lipo’

i think he just woke her up and said oh yeah we did the lipo
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

*sigh*

(takes what’s left of my lemonade to da kona)
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I don’t know if I will be watching these ladies this season I hate Kandi’s hair length
chubbswifey

I am convinced that NeNe is bipolar. The way she cried when she saw Cynthia as if she was so distraught and just finished acting a plum fool NeNe sit your behind down!
lovezoe

People who are REALLY rich have no time for these Housewife shows. NeNe is the prime example of what a few zero’s in a broke person’s bank account does to a person with no money.

Sheree needs to lay off the man pills before she tries to joke anyone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Candi

IKR! I was looking at the tv like this bish just dropped $13K in cash at the dealers and really thinks that she has “HATERS” because of that!?
ninamosley

atleast they don’t physically fight on RHOA

phaedra’s great aunt passed-guess that’s what inspired her to start a funeral home

sweetie was rocking heaving make-up, weave and a hat
candibfly

i have it on dvr so i can watch when i’m bored, i didn’t know about the new season until i looked at twitter

can someone tell cynthia that 1. that modeling school in the basement of the strip mall needs work and 2. stop gassin nene up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

@LoveZoe @ man pills
lady_cn

NeNe was over loud and tackless as usual.

Phaedra was over the top with that damn funeral. Who the hell does that chit?

Kim still annoying as hell. At least Sweetie got some kind of makeover after seeing herself on tv last season.

Cynthia

Sheree went in on NeNe. I laughed my azz off at that one.

Lawrence’s song was awful. He could do so much more with his voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

<—-NeNe needs to realize that folks with money don't scream that chit out in public or from a rooftop. And bish, if you were rich, then why was it said that you're renting the house that you currently live in???? #bishbye <—–$50K my dog's azz
NaijaGal

NeNe is still my favorite…none of the females have any room to talk about each other…wonder if Sweetie was starting to smell herself thus resulting in her recent unemployment
EB

Nene paid for that car with a starter check.
LuvMySailor

RHOA is my guilty pleasure.

Phaedra is really starting to grow on me. I think she and Kandi will come away as the two sane cast members this year.
tld007

Is Sweetie using skin lightner or did she just pack on the makeup?
lady_cn

I forgot about Kandi, so that tells you that she was too.
Hershey

Leneithia Leakes knows dayum well she said the chit and then some…Sheree attemtped to talk to her like a woman, but clearly she was the only woman at that table

Nene quickly got some yonder cause she knows that ain’t no Kim
Roc

The first thing I thought when she started screaming about how rich she was is…mmmm “New Money”.
ninamosley

the previews for the season seem interesting-especially the peter and apollo confrontation
West Coast Chick

And I liked how Nene KNEW not to try it with Sheree. She would get all up in Kim’s face when they argued, but she was willing to back up and give Sheree 50 feet IMMEDIATELY without even being asked!

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I said the same thing! Like, if that was kim, kim’s wig wouldve been all over the flo but Sheree she dont wanna rumble with the bee huh?

and Im glad you fixed the rich nigga statement.. I was sitting here rackin my brain like… ummmm, hood rich, no ( that wouldve showed up) ummmm, bytch rich?? (no, that dont make sense) ect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xipZNKei-hA&feature=related Jerrica

lovezoe says:

People who are REALLY rich have no time for these Housewife shows.
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What about the other housewife shows?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

<—still @ the pic of young skrippah Nene on the before they were stars special…Nene was ugly as heyulllllllll

#slaveface
speakinmymind

kim has taken gold digger to a whole ‘notha level

kandi needs to lose the long weave and stick to a short, non-rooster hairstyle. i’m looking forward to her line of toys…should be interesting.

nene needs a refund on those horse-teeth and i couldn’t see her bottom row so i’ll assume Sheree knows what she’s talking about on that one

i love phaedra…bish keeps it one hunned and is all about her paper.

lawrence’s song – #hatedit
kahmmillion

NeNe is so extra fake. You know it’s bad when another woman looks bigger and more horrid that Wendall Williams. I can never forget when NeNe went on Wendall Williams’ show, she made Wendall look skinty.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

#slaveface
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Mamacita

EB says:

Nene paid for that car with a starter check.
West Coast Chick

OHa my Gawd! why Im sitting here workin from home, and my neighbor’s boyfriend just brough the chick from downstairs in their house? his girlfriend is at work, and the chick from downstairs is all grinning and lookin around.. Im looking out the blinds, but they dont see me… ummm ummm ummm – aint my biness
kahmmillion

Absolutely love Phaedra.

I have no idea what Cynthia is doing with Peter. Something about Peter just rubs me the wrong way.
speakinmymind

oh, and sweetie looked a hot dayum mess…and why was she laid up in the bed with kim where her and her baby daddy been doing all kindsa nasty stuff?? eww!
Genia

It would seem to me…4 seasons into this…Nene and Sherea should have people by now, don’t you think?….like Business Managers, Lawyers, hell Phadra as a mediator…….why were they even meeting to discuss business?
Genia

Why did Kim free..i mean fire Sweetie?
West Coast Chick

kahmmillion says:

NeNe is so extra fake. You know it’s bad when another woman looks bigger and more horrid that Wendall Williams. I can never forget when NeNe went on Wendall Williams’ show, she made Wendall look skinty.

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And did you see the way wendy was looking at nenee.. like bish, why is you here? and do NOT touch me
West Coast Chick

Genia says:

Why did Kim free..i mean fire Sweetie?
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whass yo name… Laquisha ok ok, its sweetie!
Roc

the pic of young skrippah Nene on the before they were stars special…Nene was ugly as heyulllllllll

#slaveface

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OK. Am I the only one that was giving her the side-eye on this episode?

Didn’t she say previously on an episode of RHOA how her mom had all this money and a house in Athens (that supposedly they still own but no one had keys to) but didn’t raise them, but now on that special she said she was broke (like we knew anyway)?
lovezoe

Jerrica says:

lovezoe says:
People who are REALLY rich have no time for these Housewife shows.
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What about the other housewife shows?
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Most of the other housewives have all had money issues. Some of them naturally love drama, but I don’t think these ATL housewives would fit in with the BH housewives. I think they like the drama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

on this verdict. fugg RHOA and oogly ass Nene
Henny Blaque

EB says:

Nene paid for that car with a starter check.

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I swear I thought I was the only one who noticed that, I hit rewind to see if I was lookin’ at that ish right!
Mother Jefferson

I could not stand Phaedra last season when she was lying about when she got pregnant. She is my bish now though.

Nene is bitter and needs to get over it!
West Coast Chick

…….why were they even meeting to discuss business?

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cuz sheree wanted to call nene out on her tryna beat her outta 4 extra dollars
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

OHa my Gawd! why Im sitting here workin from home, and my neighbor’s boyfriend just brough the chick from downstairs in their house? his girlfriend is at work, and the chick from downstairs is all grinning and lookin around.. Im looking out the blinds, but they dont see me… ummm ummm ummm – aint my biness
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Aint chit good gonna come out of that he’s a tard he should’ve just went to her house I the gf catches them but doesn’t kill them
candibfly

that luxury vehicle (the used charger) was prob loaned to her for this season
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Peter needs to go make some rice…ol Uncle Bens face ass
West Coast Chick

Henny Blaque says:

EB says:

Nene paid for that car with a starter check.

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I swear I thought I was the only one who noticed that, I hit rewind to see if I was lookin’ at that ish right!

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:stop: nene is “very rich” cashing them trump checks (its just a 30 day hold on em, is all)
Genia

Raise your hand……Am I the only person here who wants to see a Wendy Williams and Nene Beef…(looks around room)…hmmmm okay…no one? soooooooooooo im the only one who wants Starr Jones Vindicated ?
Mother Jefferson

@ West Coast Chick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xipZNKei-hA&feature=related Jerrica

Does Kroy even play?
Ty

Why did the guy that owned the dealership (NeNe Ex) only give her a $1500 discount and she thought she was standing on something. That wasn’t even the tax on that cheap azz car and she was grinning from ear to ear. Bryce’s azz needed a bath more than a car. Wendy said Bryce has really cleaned up his act…… by shaving
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

IT’S OBVIOUS NE NE AT LEAST HAS SOME CHANGE TO SPEND AND SHEREE DOESN’T, HENCE THE WHOLE CHILD SUPPORT CASE SHE’S PURSUING AND USING PHAEDRA AS HER LAWYER, AND SHEREE LOOKS DESPERATE ENOUGH TO INSTIGATE A FIGHT IN HOPES SHE COULD SUE NE NE

SHE CAME ACROSS AS THIRSTY & GREEN @ NE NE’S NOTORIETY, IT’S OBVIOUS SHEREE IS HURTING FOR MONEY BECAUSE IF SHE WASN’T SHE WOULDN’T BE TRIPPIN SO HARD ABOUT THE ISH, AND NE NE STATED SHE DIDN’T TAKE TO OLE BOY AND I BELIEVE BECAUSE SHE SEEMS TO COME ACROSS AS TOO BIG TO DO HER OWN DEALINGS ANYMORE, REAL HOLLYWOOD NOW

BUT I AINT MAD AT HER DO YOU AND NE NE IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I WATCH, NO NE NE NO VIEWERS, JMO~~~
bnatural

Mother Jefferson says:

I could not stand Phaedra last season when she was lying about when she got pregnant. She is my bish now though.

Nene is bitter and needs to get over it!
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This right here….Cynthia is a FOLLOWER and I don’t understand her being with controlling Peter….
Ty

Jerrica says:

Does Kroy even play?
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Yep at halftime with the cheerleaders Some of Meeka’s husband rubbed off on him
JMO

West Coast Chick says:

OHa my Gawd! why Im sitting here workin from home, and my neighbor’s boyfriend just brough the chick from downstairs in their house? his girlfriend is at work, and the chick from downstairs is all grinning and lookin around.. Im looking out the blinds, but they dont see me… ummm ummm ummm – aint my biness
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West Coast Chick

His_Mommy623 says:

Peter needs to go make some rice…ol Uncle Bens face ass

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xipZNKei-hA&feature=related Jerrica

WAIT A MINUTE! What the hell is a started check?
candibfly

i did think the discount was gonna be a lil more than that but i guess there’s only so much u can take of when the car is already priced low nig gotta eat too
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

THEY ALL HAVE BIRD TENDENCIES, WE KNOW WHAT WE’RE SITTING DOWN TO WATCH

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENT, THESE SHOWS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND I’M CERTAINLY ENTERTAINED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xipZNKei-hA&feature=related Jerrica

@Ty
Ty

West Coast Chick says:

And I liked how Nene KNEW not to try it with Sheree. She would get all up in Kim’s face when they argued, but she was willing to back up and give Sheree 50 feet IMMEDIATELY without even being asked!

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I said the same thing! Like, if that was kim, kim’s wig wouldve been all over the flo but Sheree she dont wanna rumble with the bee huh?
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Sheree never got out of her seat. She had that “I wish this bytch would” look.
iheart405

Nenes bottom row, or lack of, has always killed me. I bout died when she was yelling how rich she was and how she had trump money bish really?? GTFOH with that bullchit! And did anybody else notice that she did have in her normal 27 piece?? It looked like the back was hers cause that ish was dryer than Kim k’s snatch.
I hate Kandi’s hair
Why was Ms. J looking like Ms Jane Pittman??
Was ole girl with all the make up and the booty shorts alayasia from ANTM a couple seasons ago??

I think that’s all I got for now
West Coast Chick

Bryce’s azz needed a bath more than a car. Wendy said Bryce has really cleaned up his act…… by shaving
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big nasty is his name
Henny Blaque

@WCC

Oh that’s right, I forgot about that “hold” LOL
West Coast Chick

It looked like the back was hers cause that ish was dryer than Kim k’s snatch.
I hate Kandi’s hair
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I thought the back was hers too.. it looked thinner. And I hate kandi’s hair too.. she should just wear her own hair
Genia

EB says: Nene paid for that car with a starter check.

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OMG!!!!
Henny Blaque

iheart405 says:

Why was Ms. J looking like Ms Jane Pittman??
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

big nasty is his name
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Yeah that is one scary looking thing and y the fuk did she pay cash for that ride and did you see how she was pressed with the owner of the car dealer I know that man is like DAYUM had I married her I would have to self-defense classes
Genia

iheart405 says:
Why was Ms. J looking like Ms Jane Pittman??
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you need a whooping!!!!! and I need one for laughing at this horrible comment
bnatural

Ty says:

Why did the guy that owned the dealership (NeNe Ex) only give her a $1500 discount and she thought she was standing on something. That wasn’t even the tax on that cheap azz car and she was grinning from ear to ear. Bryce’s azz needed a bath more than a car. Wendy said Bryce has really cleaned up his act…… by shaving
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This!!!! Wendy played Bryon hard on WWHL…
bnatural

Ty says:

Why did the guy that owned the dealership (NeNe Ex) only give her a $1500 discount and she thought she was standing on something. That wasn’t even the tax on that cheap azz car and she was grinning from ear to ear. Bryce’s azz needed a bath more than a car. Wendy said Bryce has really cleaned up his act…… by shaving
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This!!!! Wendy played Bryce hard on WWHL…
I Go There

big nasty is his name
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Big Nasty

Thats fked up
candibfly

what is a 27 piece?

sound like a bucket of chicken
JMO

@ these comments

Doesn’t Bryce have a baby on the way?? I saw that somewhere months ago
Genia

But why did Nene keep screaming out Donald Trump….I got Donald Trump’s Money!!! Was it the money he left on the night stand? …I don’t get it?
I Go There

Yeah that is one scary looking thing and y the fuk did she pay cash for that ride and did you see how she was pressed with the owner of the car dealer I know that man is like DAYUM had I married her I would have to self-defense classes
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He seemed like he was happy as hell he didnt marry that big crazy heffa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

oh i see Kandi is suffering from the barbie doll hairline in that pic up there…death to lace fronts
Ty

Choco aka Hippie says:

big nasty is his name
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Yeah that is one scary looking thing and y the fuk did she pay cash for that ride and did you see how she was pressed with the owner of the car dealer I know that man is like DAYUM had I married her I would have to self-defense classes
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She was not playing about that $1500 discount
Mother Jefferson

I like Kandi with shorter hair too, it suits her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Geniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mother Jefferson

Verdict coming down!
JMO

What was with Kandi’s attire when they went to that sex toy place?? She looked like she shouldve skipped in that place singing “follow the yellow brick road” … Wendy clowned her azz too on WWHL

I will be watching Wendy when Nene appears on her show this friday…
JMO

I actually like Kandi’s hair the best at the last reunion show … that curly do
Ty

candibfly says:

what is a 27 piece?

sound like a bucket of chicken
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Right idea Candi replace chicken with weave
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

He seemed like he was happy as hell he didnt marry that big crazy heffa.
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I think NeNe was the only one who didn’t notice it when she went to touch his shoulder he moved away from her a little
lovezoe

Does anyone watch The Good Wife? Love that show!
candibfly

he did

he was like bytch don’t be announcin that we used to date that’s why he sent a sales associate out there so he could get away
candibfly

thanks ty, i think i get the concept
lovezoe

Conrad-Guilty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Conrad Murray is GUILTY
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

GUILTY
bigtyme

@405-yes…that was alaysia…and she has actually worked…that’s why i know this modeling school mess is fake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6yW-Chp7Pw screwball69

Sheree got all in NeNe last night about them teef and what topped it off was when Sheree said she’d meet her around back cause NeNe ain’t crazy. NeNe tried Sheree and Sheree came for Linnethia in a real way. And NeNe had the nerve to talk about repossession and foreclosure. :stop: Stick to the subject at had, NeNe. Lying ass got put on blast.
iheart405

@bigtyme, oh ok. I shole was like is she doing at a “modeling school” cause she was actually one of the better models
pointhimout

new money, and who walks around saying “i’m rich?” really?
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

EB says:

Nene paid for that car with a starter check.
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I just spit out my pepsi hell nawl!!!

I watched the shenanigans last night and it was funny as heck! The best part to me was when Miss J came to town and said, “I gotta bail these biatches out”, I almost passed out! Then when Sheree was calm as hell and said, Oh really NeNe? I knew you when you had those rotten teeth and saggy titays! If you so rich, you shoulda got them motherf*ckin teeth fixed! I was too through after that!
Daisy

#teamNeNe she is still a fool and makes the show to me. I don’t think she tried to take money from Sheree either I think her fee is more so the promoter went in Sherees money and blamed NeNe.

The starter check joke is funny but long as the check clears that’s all that matters at the end of the day
neen-o

Oh how I’ve missed RHOA…BBQ Wives wasn’t going it for me. I cannot wait for their trip to the MothaLand. I’m sure NeNe will show both sides of her arss!
neen-o

*doing
binks

co-sign Daisy! Because I can’t picture Sheree getting paid the same or even more as Nene for an appearance fee. So even if Nene did undercut her I don’t think it was by much to begin with
GAGIRL87

I might be the only one NOT impressed that NeNe was bragging about paying cash on a USED car like NeNe STOP IT (evelyn bbw voice) you only spent 14 k boo, you woulda thought the car was brand new the way she was carrying on *rolling eyes*. I hate people who brag when they know daymn well they shouldn’t be #petpeeve
BigCityGirl

People with money DON”T have to tell you they have money…whatever $$$ she has I hope she uses it wisely…
TAM

I hate Kandi’s hair long like it is this season. I also hated the rooster red look from last season.

Too threw with that funeral and all that “pomp and circumstance”…over the top and tacky! But Phaedra is funny to me.
free

lmao at the following:

– the musical funeral car like it’s the ice cream man with a casket on the back

– phaedra praying for the sinners at the grave.

– nena buying a second-hand car and talkimbout haters like she got it like that!

– bryson still not having a damn thing going for him….

– nene’s lil cute neighbor jack. how his parents let him on the show, i have no idea.

– kroy looks a lil cuter for some reason

– the doggystyle cushion

– Phaedra: “she want me to put that in my booty” or however she said it
free

oh, and them thangs at the modeling school. smh
sweetpea78

Phaedra’s fake arse makes me some kinda sick…ugh!!! And to the sinners may God save you…bish bye!!!
Nthabi

“I don’t watch this show because it’s totally scripted and I can’t afford to waste any more brain cells.”

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As if brain cells are required to watch this stupid show!
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