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Morning Wood: Joakim Noah

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Chicago Bulls star Joakim Noah, 26, was spotted splashing in the surf on Miami Beach yesterday. Unlike some of the league’s bench players — such as Matt Barnes of the Lakers — the NBA lockout isn’t hurting Noah financially. As you know, Noah is the son of tennis great Yannick Noah.

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134 Responses to “Morning Wood: Joakim Noah”

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    Crickett says:

    He looks like a Viking, he would look better as a dread.

    November 22, 2011 at 9:12 am
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    Chgoprime says:

    He’s not sexy to me at all. But I agree Auntie i’m sure most of the players are almost broke.

    November 22, 2011 at 9:13 am
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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    viking :yes: he look cave man-ish :shrug:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:14 am
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    FeFe says:

    @Brown

    Check ur email…

    November 22, 2011 at 9:15 am
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    kahmmillion says:

    No bueno. :nono: Mi no likey :vomit:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:17 am
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    NaijaGal says:

    Those sideburns are killing me

    November 22, 2011 at 9:18 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Damn that hair is luxurious. That’s all I got :coffee:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:18 am
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    Mother Jefferson says:

    Sandra :no:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:20 am
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    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    *logs off til Fayla changes that damn gravi*

    Dueces

    November 22, 2011 at 9:20 am
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    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    :dead: @cd’s gravi

    Good Moanin Luscious :love:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:20 am
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    Nasir Rahim says:

    SUPP LADIES MAKE SURE YALL WATCH http://WWW.ATLANTASACCESS.COM TOMORROW NIGHT @8 WITH SPECIAL GUEST R&B DIVA MICHELL RAY.

    November 22, 2011 at 9:20 am
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    FeFe says:

    *refusing to speak to Fayla until she changes that gravie*

    November 22, 2011 at 9:20 am
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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @fay :no: :ghost: :hurl: :wtf: :blink:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:21 am
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    pointhimout says:

    that’s an entirely different topic and quite disturbing. but not as disturbing as Fayla’s gravi. sweetie, please…..

    November 22, 2011 at 9:21 am
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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @fay that is the ugliest larges star fish i ever seen :wail: :no:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:21 am
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    FeFe says:

    @chocolate

    :wtf: you joined the ratched gravie club too???? :rofl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:22 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Fayla you :dead at mine and I’m :ghost at yours. :rofl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:22 am
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    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Luscious uon be luvin me right :no:

    FeFeeeee :yahoo:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:22 am
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    pointhimout says:

    Noah got that long ass hair. Sandra, can we get a closeup or inset shot of the croth region. I aint seeing nan sign of peen. #shrinkagemuch

    November 22, 2011 at 9:22 am
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    GAGIRL87 says:

    Um no ma’am :nono:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:22 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    *Do over*
    Fayla you :dead: at mine and I’m :ghost: at yours :rofl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:22 am
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    vero says:

    Fayla I HATE YOU :crying:

    Yannick Noah is greater for his musical career than his tennis carrer (he won RG back in 1983….)

    November 22, 2011 at 9:23 am
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    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    FEFE
    please email me when Fayla changes her gravi

    November 22, 2011 at 9:23 am
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    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    oh! so yall boycottin my gravi tho? :shocked:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:23 am
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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @point :wtf: IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!! :wail: I CANT TAKE IT MY OJOS ARE IN :shock:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:23 am
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    iheart405 says:

    Morning to errbody ‘cept Fayla :waves:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:23 am
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    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    @PHO he look castrated n chit! no bueno :no:

    Vero et tu brutis? :crying:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:24 am
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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @chocolate this little piggy almost excaped :lol:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:25 am
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    vero says:

    Don’t talk to me Fayfay

    the less you speak the better I feel :crying:

    (i’m French not latin !!!)

    November 22, 2011 at 9:26 am
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    candibfly says:

    ummm he is not sexy IMO :nono:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:26 am
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    NaijaGal says:

    Fayla :hug: hey chica…I still :love: you inspite of that monstor in your gravi :kiss:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:26 am
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    FeFe says:

    @Brown

    Will do…

    *still refusing to acknowledge Fayla*

    November 22, 2011 at 9:26 am
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    FeFe says:

    :hugs: @iheart, @Lakes, @vero, @Naija, @candi and anyone else I miss after I post this…

    November 22, 2011 at 9:27 am
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    SamYell JacksEm says:

    @CD
    Is that a sixth toe?
    Is it a toe gone rogue?
    Does that toe get along with the rest of em?

    November 22, 2011 at 9:28 am
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    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Naija :love: when ur goin thru ratchet graviness THAT’s when u know who lubs u bestest :kiss: heyy bew :cheer:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:28 am
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    iheart405 says:

    Heeeeyyyy Fe,Luscious,Naija,Candi and Lakes :waves: :hugs:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:29 am
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    candibfly says:

    iheart :yahoo:

    sorry i’m gonna have to skip over all of fayla’s comments, i cannot take that gravi :no:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:31 am
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    Zoe B. says:

    he would look better as a dread

    _________________

    :yes:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:31 am
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    candibfly says:

    awesome! :wave: <—- my christmas list

    fefe :cheer:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:31 am
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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    :waves: << a tent to cover fayla gravi!

    November 22, 2011 at 9:34 am
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    SamYell JacksEm says:

    Noah is a beast though.
    :mad: WHERE IS MY NBA?!!!? :wail:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:35 am
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    Bird says:

    Not my cup of tea. Maybe if he laid in the sun for a few hours or days…

    November 22, 2011 at 9:35 am
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    Zoe B. says:

    :blink: @ Fayla’s gravi. I know the lurker crew is blowing UP Sandy’s email :rofl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:36 am
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    iheart405 says:

    I wish I could just put a black cover over Fayla’s gravi :crying: My eyes are damaged FOREVA :crying:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:37 am
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    Hershey says:

    :coffee: morning er’body :waves:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:37 am
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    grlnva says:

    I think he’s sexy, I love tall men.

    November 22, 2011 at 9:38 am
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    lady_cn says:

    He reminds me a little of Jason Mamoa, only not as sexy. :shrugs:

    @fay, Please for the love of all that is good and holy, change your gravi. I :hurl: a little in my mouth when I saw that.

    November 22, 2011 at 9:39 am
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    caligirl says:

    :waves: Morning Errbody! @Hershey I was so disturbed by the photo in your gravi, I didn’t take the time to read the story. Cause it probably just as nonsensical as her arase…

    November 22, 2011 at 9:39 am
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    candibfly says:

    nothing wrong with his skin colore to me, its something about his face that doesn’t sit right with me :( is it the teeth and mouth area? :think: …hmm actually its his entire face

    November 22, 2011 at 9:39 am
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    SAUCEY82 says:

    GOOD MORNING :cheer:

    MISSED YOU’LL
    :kiss:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:39 am
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    caligirl says:

    @lady_cn: That’s who I thouht it was at first. Yeah not my cup of :coffee:

    :newpost: please between Fayla gravi and this I’ll be skipping breakfast.

    November 22, 2011 at 9:41 am
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    Hershey says:

    @ iheart I see by your gravi that you were treated medically by my gravi :ha:

    @ Fayla… :hurl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:41 am
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    candibfly says:

    oh ok now i can acknowledge u fayla :hug:

    i mean he’s not horrid looking but i don’t find delight in his face :(

    November 22, 2011 at 9:42 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Awwww Fayla you caved to the pressure and changed that gravi. :rofl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:42 am
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    lady_cn says:

    @Fay Thank you, thank you, thank you! :bow:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:42 am
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    iheart405 says:

    @Hershey, I sure was :crying: I had no idea that fix-a-flat was being put into my azz :crying:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:43 am
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    caligirl says:

    :hugs: and :cheers: fayla Girl that was rough, but you encourged me to pack a light lunch today. Thanks for looking out!

    November 22, 2011 at 9:43 am
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    candibfly says:

    that starfish azz angered me :mad:

    :lol:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:44 am
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    pointhimout says:

    yall think they’re hurting for money, nba players? wow, that’s pretty pathetic actually. I think we should all have a financial plan in mind, especially when you’re making mid 6 figs, to 5-20mil a year? what, and ur hurting? yeah, get jobs at home depot or lowes for real. tall negroes.

    November 22, 2011 at 9:44 am
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    iheart405 says:

    *now that fayla has changed her gravi* Heeeeyyyyy Fayla :hugs: :yahoo:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:45 am
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    CHARBEE says:

    UMMMM not sexy Sandy…. ME NOT REALLY INTO THE LSLH>>>>> :lol:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:45 am
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    caligirl says:

    chocolate divalicious – You go to the :kona: please! It that a pinky toe or a bunion :dead:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:45 am
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    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    :hailnaw: <—really says yaw bishes aint chit 4 not speakin to me :crying:

    #exceptNaija :love:
    #hhmmph

    November 22, 2011 at 9:46 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Cali
    Haven’t quite figured that out yet. :think:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:47 am
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    caligirl says:

    :waves: at Saucey. You shopping for shoes this black Friday?

    November 22, 2011 at 9:48 am
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    Hershey says:

    @ ChocD so is that a panky toe or a worm :blink:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:50 am
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    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    *puts 405 on nignore list for her gravi*

    November 22, 2011 at 9:51 am
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    renegadesince1985 says:

    Definitely not my cup of tea….. :no:

    I don’t feel sorry for those greedy azz NBA players. Some of them made more in a year than what most people will in a lifetime. They should be happy anybody wants to watch them put a ball in a basket…ole ungrateful azz fux! :mad:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    NaijaGal says:

    @FeFe :waves:
    @iheart :waves:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    SAUCEY82 says:

    @CALI
    You know it!!!! I’ll be back in Cali tomorrow so all my shopping will be on my feet.. UGH!!!

    November 22, 2011 at 9:53 am
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    NaijaGal says:

    Who saw the bbw la reunion last night…very uneventful

    November 22, 2011 at 9:54 am
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    iheart405 says:

    Why Luscious :waiting: I took my fab round mound down so you wouldnt ignore me :mad:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:54 am
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    Tainted_Love says:

    NBA players want us to feel sorry for them but I don’t! You get played to travel around the world and do what you love..!

    November 22, 2011 at 9:55 am
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    caligirl says:

    @iheart405 – Love it!

    November 22, 2011 at 9:55 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    @Hershey says:
    @ ChocD so is that a panky toe or a worm
    _________________________
    I’ll pick worm for $200 :rofl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:55 am
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    SAUCEY82 says:

    I SEE ONLY ONE PERSON (CALIGIRL) NOTICE A BISH!!!

    OFFICIALLY ON STRIKE :mad:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:55 am
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    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    He is not sexy at all :hailnaw:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:56 am
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    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    405
    I guess that’s better,guess I wont have to kick that azz when you come back home

    November 22, 2011 at 9:56 am
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    caligirl says:

    NaijaGal – I saw it agreeded :yawn:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:56 am
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    Hershey says:

    :offtopic: I’m off werk at 1:00 until next Tuesday :nana:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:56 am
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    iheart405 says:

    Hey Saucey :waves: Don’t take it personal bew. It’s all Fayla’s fault for that disturbing azz gravi she had up :hurl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:56 am
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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Mhm. Go Gator. :heart: Joakim.

    :hi: everyone.

    November 22, 2011 at 9:57 am
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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    why did my friedn just post her dam christmas list and added a #getmyshytrightthisyear :rofl:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:57 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    :hi: everbody

    November 22, 2011 at 9:59 am
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    iheart405 says:

    @ Naija, I watched and it was very uneventful besides the fact that Jack’s back fat was trying to peek out and steal the show :nono:

    November 22, 2011 at 9:59 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    :mad: I cant seem to get my chit right this morning. :hi: yall

    November 22, 2011 at 9:59 am
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    caligirl says:

    @Hershey – Heifer! Please enjoy your time away from work.

    November 22, 2011 at 10:00 am
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    SAUCEY82 says:

    @Iheart
    I saw that nasty shyt :hurl: How are you

    @Fefe
    :kiss:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:00 am
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    iheart405 says:

    @Luscious, I don’t like to be kicked but you can still spank me :wink:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:00 am
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    SAUCEY82 says:

    @LUS
    :kiss:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:02 am
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    iheart405 says:

    @ Hershey, Don’t nobody care :rollseyes:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:02 am
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    Zoe B. says:

    iheart405 says:

    @ Naija, I watched and it was very uneventful besides the fact that Jack’s back fat was trying to peek out and steal the show

    _____________________________________________

    Her neck was covered so her blarm fat finally got some shine :rofl: :rofl:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:03 am
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    NaijaGal says:

    @iheart you couldn’t tell Jack she wasn’t fine last night…kept getting up to show off her body but I’ll be damned if I didn’t have to keep seeing her stomach fat hanging over

    November 22, 2011 at 10:03 am
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    caligirl says:

    I saw Love and Hip Hop too! I really like Chrissy.

    Yandy :nono: Chrissy just may beat her down too!

    November 22, 2011 at 10:03 am
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    chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

    Is it just me but did anyone else peep out that this is the second time bacon neck Jackie has called out Gloria about sleeping with Gilbert and that bytch did not deny it. That chit should be called Basketball Wives the Gilbert version because that nicca fukking all dem hoes.

    November 22, 2011 at 10:06 am
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    caligirl says:

    that dam Gloria…She must have got injections under her eyes! Cause no amount of sleep could have fixed that. She still looks too old to only be 24/25. She better go ahead and marry Matt. Another dude mite get with her, but it will only be to spend Matt’s money. IMO

    November 22, 2011 at 10:07 am
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    Hershey says:

    @ iheart I care that your old gravi helped me lose the last 5 lbs before Thursday by :hurl: every time I refreshed my page…I LOVE LUSCIOUS!

    November 22, 2011 at 10:08 am
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    NaijaGal says:

    @Cali I like Chrissy too…especially after last night when she talked about her clip ons getting pulled off and realizing she wrong but still wasn’t apologizing to ole girl…I liked how she apologized to Emily

    November 22, 2011 at 10:09 am
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    caligirl says:

    @choco diva – Gloria has slept with somebody else…She was saying she had only been with Matt since she was 20. Not a easy feat, and now she think she is celebrity…she probably let somebody else hit it. I’m not sure about goofy gilbert though. Laura would have killed her…. :shrugs:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:09 am
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    Hershey says:

    I like how Jackie busted Gloria out AGAIN for :hump: The Game, and Gloria started stuttering and couldn’t out talk her after that…ain’t no crime if there ain’t no witnesses, of all people to confess to Jackie? :blink: was no one else available?

    November 22, 2011 at 10:10 am
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    iheart405 says:

    @Naija, I was so hoping she was fall and hit her head and maybe once she regained consciousness she would actually be sane. I know I bout :hurl: when she stood up and bent over and I almost saw them old azz cakes :hurl:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:10 am
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    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    405
    when you come back home will you be driving our car

    November 22, 2011 at 10:11 am
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    SamYell JacksEm says:

    The players aren’t on strike, the owners locked them out. The owners want to take back monies that they agreed to pay. It’s basically a microcosm of what’s been going on in our country with rich employers breaking unions to horde money.
    Yeah, the players make insane amounts of money to play a game, but the owners are the ones that offered the contracts. If an owner offered me 50 million I’d sign that contract while it was still printing. I’m sure you would too.
    The owners are supposed to be these intelligent business men that know how to run companies yet they are using this lockout to correct bad deals that they negotiated for.
    Them Wall st folks are supposed to be the smart guys as well, but they fvcked up royally and still got paid and their salaries/bonuses/severance packages would put athletes’ salary to shame.

    November 22, 2011 at 10:12 am
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    Hershey says:

    Luscious no I don’t :shrug: I don’t even know how to do that

    November 22, 2011 at 10:12 am
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    pointhimout says:

    what money, Matt Barnes makes okay money, still more than many will see in a lifetime.

    Season Team Lg Salary
    2004-05 Sacramento Kings NBA $695,046
    2005-06 Philadelphia 76ers NBA $552,269
    2005-06 New York Knicks NBA $131,593
    2006-07 Golden State Warriors NBA $771,331
    2007-08 Golden State Warriors NBA $3,000,000
    2008-09 Phoenix Suns NBA $926,678
    2009-10 Orlando Magic NBA $1,600,000
    2010-11 Los Angeles Lakers NBA $1,765,000
    Career (may be incomplete) $9,441,917

    November 22, 2011 at 10:13 am
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    caligirl says:

    NaijaGal – I’m glad she apologized to Emily. I enjoyed the look on Kimfakepornstar face, when Emily told her you didn’t date him you Flucked him.

    November 22, 2011 at 10:13 am
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    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    I dont think I’m gonna do anything today just because

    November 22, 2011 at 10:14 am
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    Eazy Does It says:

    had to come out of lurking to ask what did Jack have on last night…was it pleats??

    November 22, 2011 at 10:15 am
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    caligirl says:

    @pointhimout – his bank account should be good. If he’s broke he’s dumb! And yes, everyone over the age of 25, working with a full-time gig with a 401K should have some time of financial plan, unfortunately most don’t….I’m still hurting/mad/sad from all the gotdamn money I lost when the market crashed.

    November 22, 2011 at 10:18 am
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    caligirl says:

    Eazy Does It says:

    had to come out of lurking to ask what did Jack have on last night…was it pleats??
    _______
    Easy – :shrugs: you guess is good as mine.

    Her style is garbage, that thing around her neck….had me itching.

    November 22, 2011 at 10:19 am
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    Hershey says:

    @ Eazy it was something from her clothing line, that didn’t properly incase her protruding back fat or smooth all the lumps and bumps underneath it either :blink:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:24 am
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    iheart405 says:

    @Luscious, What car??

    November 22, 2011 at 10:26 am
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    iheart405 says:

    @Luscious, That’s hubby’s car, but prob so

    November 22, 2011 at 10:36 am
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    vero says:

    Thank you fayfay !!! I :heart: you back :kiss: and :happy:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:40 am
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    YSoSerious says:

    LUSCIOUS!! :hugs:

    Has IGo shown his scary ass this morning? I don’t want to miss anything. :grill:

    November 22, 2011 at 10:40 am
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    Cinderella says:

    @ awesome, :preach: The owners have done a great job of putting all the blame on the players when it’s their fault.

    November 22, 2011 at 11:06 am
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    CFREE says:

    Heyul nawl he is not whats hot :no:

    November 22, 2011 at 11:34 am
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    100% usa made! says:

    White Bread, Mustard, Mayonaise and Bologna! Smh

    November 22, 2011 at 9:23 pm

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