New Couple Alert: Laurieann Gibson and Juan Farmer

Sandra Rose November 18, 2011

According to celebrity blogger Tami of Talkingwithtami.com, Lady Gaga’s ex-choreographer, Laurieann Gibson, is dating local promoter Juan Farmer, cousin of has-been music producer, and compulsive womanizer, Dallas Austin. Who hasn’t Dallas Austin dated? I bet he’s on a first name basis with the staff at the local STD clinic. Anyway, according to Tami, Laurieann and Farmer arrived together and she spotted them holding hands at one point. But when she crept closer and asked to take their picture, Farmer acted all shy.

I agree with Tami, “If a guys looks uncomfortable/awkward being seen out in public with you ladies, run like hell! #fail”

The original post was edited to reflect the fact that Laurieann is dating Juan Farmer, not Dallas Austin. Juan hit us up just now and said, “Why do I have to be Dallas Austin?”

lovezoe

:lipssealed
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Laurie Ann looks like chit and Dallas is Teh Ghey!
iheart405

Lauri Ann looks more manly than Dallas IMO
http://www.globalcallingsolutions.com zurishay

Thats not Dallas Austin behind her…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

That doesn’t look like Dallas Austin to me!
http://www.globalcallingsolutions.com zurishay

Oh, and thats a horrible photoshop. Lol
singer25

That doesn’t look like him it looks like that actor guy I can’t think of his name though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

:hugs:
iheart405

That sholl aint Dallas!! He wouldn’t have been able to close his mouth like that cause he got to many teef!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Heeey FeFe
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

Harpo, who dese peepul?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ iheart!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@YSo

:2dance:
chocolate divalicious aka CD

That is not Dallas
Genia

Laurieann, just always seems to have this tinge of “I use to do Herion” look about her.
NaijaGal

What happened to that round guy she was dating
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

FEFE!!

TATTED!! :hugs:

I heard that you was taking a break. What had happened?
pointhimout

TOO BAD that’s Juan Farmer and not Dallas. good one tho Sandra.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka NotSammySosaSister

I bet he’s on a first name basis with the staff at the local STD clinic.

Sandra u ON ONE taday aintcha?

I knew Lucsious loved me back
Genia

Are you sure that’s not Leroy Bell from X-Factor? doesn’t look like Dallas….I thought Dallas was taller and had a slimmer head. Also Dallas nomally has his mouth open
pointhimout

or should I say it looks like juan farmer. it’s def not Dallas tho. I dont believe Dallas is advance in the arts either, as much as I wanted him to be.
Yall still crazy

That is not Dallas
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When blogging goes wrong

Hello my beauties! Tatted
*headnod w/a smirk* @ Yso
Fi

Hey Choco & Zoe
TGIF
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ YSO – NOTHING HAPPENED! I just needed a break!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka NotSammySosaSister

YSo hey bew!

Naija

i shole been missin yall
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Heeeey Smurfette!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Yall
Yall still crazy

I knew Lucsious loved me back
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*looks all around* Where’s Brown?! I wanna dance!

Hey Fay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka NotSammySosaSister

<—plane ticket to candi's 4 turkey day

(and she aint eem know how my mac & cheese is to die for)
Yall still crazy

Fay, how’s the new job going thus far?
candibfly

When blogging goes wrong
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so much for that scoop

twin :2dance: <— nat king cole christmas album
candibfly

*waits for fayla to divulge the recipe*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka NotSammySosaSister

YALL *cuts in* :2dance: <—rock the boat choreography
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Boom Kack is strawng as heyul…thats why Dallas (if thats even him) looks uncomfy..smh

why Boom Kack look so dry tho?
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

YALL!!

What I do now?

FAYLA!! :hugs:

@TATTED

Okay love. Just glad you’re back.
candibfly

Fallas Faustin looks dirty too, like he smells of unrequited love and dirty socks
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Thanks YSO.
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

HIS!! :hugs:

It’s Friday, I’m bored and I’m not gonna bother trying to be sht today.
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@ CANDI
A.J.

That is not Dallas!
NaijaGal

F.A.Y.L.A.

YSO
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

:2dance: @ Yall
chocolate divalicious aka CD

So you just gone defame Dallas name and then retract it and put his cousin name in it. Umm ok…….
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

NAIJA!! :hugs:

Still don’t know who Juan Farmer is.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

I bet he’s on a first name basis with the staff at the local STD clinic

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Ummm really? This how we reporting in the hood?
sexyphillygirl

lmao now its his cousin, anyway, I hope Laurie started shaving her underarms, she can dance her azz off though…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Ysoooooooooooooooooooo! i love it when u aint shyt bew!
Yall still crazy

twin I love the holiday music!

Yso, yeen done nathan (ecs) I was just giving you a head nod (the smirl was playful )

CD, Auntie didn’t defame his name, he done that all by himself
Yall still crazy

Ho’boygurrrrggghhh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHXThl93OI&feature=fvwrel OHoney

*sets up fold-able chair*
so what post are we in??
A.J.

:claps:thanks for the update!

They are just dating, nothing unusual about a bad pic-he needs some Pink Oil Moisterizer for that dry hair or water
Yall still crazy

What the fukc is a juan farmer?!

And is he more famous than rayj
Yall still crazy

Honey Tell me where errbody’s at. I’m lost yo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHXThl93OI&feature=fvwrel OHoney

Yall still crazy says:
What the fukc is a juan farmer?!
And is he more famous than rayj
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He is now
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Boom Kack……….that’s all I have… I like Lori… she will work the cressent roll off the pilsbury dough boy. Not to be confused with Tamar’s husband.
NaijaGal

Is he the crackhead from The Wire?
bnatural

Anyone else watching Heavy D’s funeral?
Yall still crazy

*signs the affidavit that states I will never date a “scarf wearer” *

#andwhydoesthisfoolhavehisdogleashtiedaroundthebackofhiswaist
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@YALL

Everybody seems to be watching the post just before this one crash and burn for no good reason. Come with.
pointhimout

i just noticed laurie ann and keri hilson both did the long braid thing. juan worked with dallas for years. I’m not in the know, so wasn’t aware he branched off into promoting. In a lot of pics of them together, they look just alike. I’ve never seen cousins have such a strong resemblence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Yall

#andwhydoesthisfoolhavehisdogleashtiedaroundthebackofhiswaist

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I just scrolled back up and saw that chit…
Yall still crazy

@bn, no, is it nice (you know what I mean), are there alot of stars there?

You can be our reporter, since Auntie is probably efighting with daustin as we speak.
pointhimout

@bnatural, watching it where or on what site?
Bigbadwolf

he needs some Pink Oil Moisterizer for that dry hair or water
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Damn I didn’t know people still use that chit. i have boys wit hair cuts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka NotSammySosaSister

100% real butta (no margarine ) sharp cheddar, smoked cheddar, lil jack cheddar, 1 egg, & lots of milk #sorryYALL) bake it till it’s got that brown on the top & a lil cripsy.. *drools*

y am i not eating this now
Yall still crazy

Ok, I’m going, but is Knowledge in here too ?

*pulls Fi with me* *whispers* they speaking in code again, huh? j/k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Ho’boygahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pointhimout

@yall This is the one time I dont think sandra was being up to her old antics. the two do look just alike, but to post it like the gospel truth, PRICELESS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Yall

I’m already lurking that post…I’m a bit scared for real…
Yall still crazy

I would eat it though Fay djm because idju (I just made that up because it’s Fri.)
Yall still crazy

*goes to see what’s scary*

(Bernie Mac’s voice) I ain’t scared of you muthaphukers… RIP BM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Sandra and her disappearing posts are killing me today

where da Braxton post go?
pointhimout

ok, watching the heavy D service stream live….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHXThl93OI&feature=fvwrel OHoney

Yal are you the mf who was making up sh!t that one time??
PSMUSIDU <<< have fun with that one
Yall still crazy

His, it’s there now. Is that we’re the stripping and drinking will begin?
Yall still crazy

Honey itwas <–pronounces as all one word)

Put some ___ ___ ___ I dare you

IDNKWYATTS yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHXThl93OI&feature=fvwrel OHoney

I dont know what you are trying to say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHXThl93OI&feature=fvwrel OHoney

PSMUSIDU- Please Stop Making Up Sh!t I Dont Understand
pointhimout

of course, Al Sharpton, never once to miss a camera opp.
lakiesha76

Ok lauriann 15 minutes been over who cares! Lol
Yall still crazy

@Honey

“I do not know what you are trying to say” yo

#ohhhhtoofunnyIjustsawyoufigureditout
Ty

I don’t blame Juan…I wouldn’t want to be mistaken for Dallas either. Walking simplex virus
http://www.notatallablogger.com BandanaMac

Word? So you just gonna Photoshop them together in the picture like that?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WHATS POPN AND THAT DUDE DO LOOK LIKE DALLAS AUSTIN
Yall still crazy

@Bandanamac

Yep that’s what she did.

and
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@bandanamac
Daisy

BOOMKACK!!! Luv her
laterthannever

Are she and Necole related?

Liked her in Making the Band days, before she started looking soulless (could just be dehydrated but she has a dead unglow).
Crickett

This dude….walks me to my car from Vision Nightclub in 2005, after I get in the car and roll down the window to tell him I would call him for the after club spot. He pulls out his jank and asks me to go home with him! tells me he has HIV papers in his glove compartment. LOL!! It was pretty but that move and something about him screamed bisexual, so him and Ms. Flashdance should get along well.
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

I shot that pic of Laurieann and dude, its not photoshopped! I haven’t figured out how to use photoshop yet but its on my to do list! Hey yall!