Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive . . .

After months of lies, trickery and deceit, singer Beyonce has released a new video to further manipulate the media and her crazy Stans.

Remember I told you last month that I’d spoken at length with a source who works for a mainstream publication?

Well, according to the source, who begged for anonymity, it was determined through the coordinated efforts of other mainstream publications and photo wire services, that Beyonce has not been seen or photographed entering or leaving a doctor’s office for prenatal care over the past 6 months.

We’ve seen many paparazzi photos of Beyonce entering and leaving several office buildings in NYC, but sources confirm there are no obstetrics or gynecology offices located in those buildings.

Anyone who has ever given birth over the last 100 years knows that prenatal visits are a mandatory requirement for the health of any baby. But even though Beyonce now claims to be 8 months pregnant (lol) — she has not been seen visiting a doctor’s office every week, or even bi-weekly, as is the norm for a woman in the 3rd trimester.

But she has been seen getting on planes and flying in her 3rd trimester, even though there is an increased risk of developing blood clots on airplanes when flying long distances.

This is only the latest in a series of missteps by Beyonce since she surprised the world with her magical “pregnancy” on the MTV VMAs in September.

In order to cover up the glaring discrepancies, sources say Beyonce hastily made this video below, which she claims was filmed on Sept. 23rd — but our sources confirm was actually shot sometime this month. In the video the immature 30-year-old “Party” singer giggles uncontrollably as she admits that she “pretended” not to be pregnant by wearing spandex bodysuits to flatten her tummy.

It was necessary for Beyonce to tell that lie to explain why she showed no obvious signs of pregnancy when she performed on the Jimmy Fallon Show in late August — when she was supposedly 5 months pregnant!