It never ceases to amaze us the lengths that crazed Stans will go to meet their favorites or to get the stars to notice them.

Rather than stalk teen pop sensation Justin Bieber — which can get expensive since he travels extensively — a 20-year-old California woman came up with a not so ingenious way to bring Justin to her.

The woman found a gullible lawyer to file a paternity suit against the 17-year-old “Baby” star claiming he knocked her up backstage at a concert last year.

The woman, who was 19 at the time, said she met Justin after he ordered a bodyguard to fetch her from the audience. Meanwhile, Justin located a romantic spot on a shelf in a bathroom where he proceeded to have intercourse with her raw, because, as she claims, he wanted to “feel everything” his first time.

The woman gave birth to a boy 3 months ago. It’s probably a good guess that she named him Justin Jr.

News of the paternity suit sent the ratings hungry media into a frenzy yesterday. It’s all so silly, but it shows just how desperate Stans are to meet their idols — and how eager the willing media is to help them.

According to TMZ.com, Justin’s legal team have vigorously denied the baby-making accusations. “While we haven’t yet seen the lawsuit, it’s sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims.”

The rep adds, “We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations.”