Entrepreneur Angela Simmons was spotted chatting on her cell phone while running errands on South Beach in Miami, FL today. Simmons rocked a pair of Air Jordan Concord XI, priced at $185. These shoes caused a frenzy when a limited number of Concords were released a couple of days before Christmas.

According to UpscaleHype.com, Angela also wore a black Bottega Veneta Nero Intrecciato Nappa Convertible tote bag, which retails for $4,050.



  • KDub

    Angela looks cute in these pics.

    Almost no trace of that slight down sinder look she sports 87.6% of the time.

  • jealousCNenvy

    She looks Gorgeous.

  • Yall still crazy

    She’s learning to look up and not at you :coffee:

    #aintmyfault

  • EB

    I like the bag

  • The Makeup Maven

    She looks cute to me.

  • Mamacita

    I love her. :love:

  • ShoYaRight

    why this bish ain’t rocking pastries?!? oh i guess even she won’t be caught in those ridiculous looking shoes. i’ll be damned if i have a shoe company yet i’m walking around promoting a competitor’s merchandise?

  • Roc

    Angela = My Favorite of all the Simmons Clan (oh besides Diggy)

  • Hershey

    :dead: at kDub and Yall

    love the bag

  • NaijaGal

    On her relationship with Evelyn Lozada
    Yeah I don’t think its any surprise that yeah we don’t speak […] If you follow me on Twitter, I don’t do subliminal tweets. I don’t throw jabs at my friends. I just kind of feel like even if were not speaking or whatever the case is like if you have my phone number, just text me or whatever. I don’t feel the need to put stuff on Twitter I kinda of use twitter for whats its suppose to be for like networking but it is what it is but yeah she threw a couple of jabs at me on Twitter and I’m not entertaining it because I don’t feel like that’s the arena to do so.

    I don’t have a problem with her. She has one with me. I definitely think there’s a bigger issue, but you guys will have to tune into Season four to figure it out.

    On whether the rumours about Evelyn hitting Jennifer over the head with a purse is true
    You know what… (Laughs) I don’t think I can confirm or deny, but I just want to say this. I think anybody that has tuned into Season one through three knows that I’m definitely not a fighter, that’s not even in my character whatsoever. You definitely won’t find me fighting in Philippe Chow and I’m just going to leave it at that.

    On whether she sees herself being friends with Evelyn ever again
    Anything is possible, to be honest with you. The whole reason why we’re not speaking, I think is really trivial. And I feel like there’s a bigger issue […] but honestly, I don’t have a problem with Evelyn she has a problem with me and at this point I’m like listen ‘whatever your problem is I can’t be bothered like I’m trying to do bigger and better things’. I am at a point in my life where I’m getting rid of all the negative energy in my life, including my soon-to-be ex. So my thing is like nobody is exempt at this point and if your bring some negative energy and drama in my life like I am good.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Hell everybody!

    I’ve just figured out my NY’s resolution. My resolution is to ALWAYS take the “high route” like Deiondra Sanders because I sweatergod (kdub) that I just had a REALLLL LIVEEE “nigga moment” in the mall parking lot arguing over a parking space with this filipino bish and her handicapped grandma.

    CHILLEEEEEE…..

    Folks ALWAYS gotsta fukk with ME!!

  • Roc

    Pastries are only cute in small sizes. You know for children…no grown woman should be walking around with all that pastel and glitter on her feet.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Naija – thanks boo :love:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Dougie! Heeey boo! :hug:

  • Roc

    @ Dougie…do tell…

  • HoneyDip aka QueenSJ

    It may be just me, but she seems so…thirsty.

  • Angiegirl

    Soooo is it hot or cold? jogging suit+ cutoff tee= :think:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    “sweatergod”

    My day has been completed. :dead: :dead:

  • NaijaGal

    Dougie :yahoo: now spill the details

  • KDub

    i guess even she won’t be caught in those ridiculous looking shoes
    —————————————————-
    not sure about now but when they came out they had the nerve to be expensive too!

  • NaijaGal

    @Tatted I’d do anything to you I mean anything for you :kiss:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Ya’ll…..I was on my lunch break and there is limited parking at that mall near the food court….so I took a handicapped space (as I usually have to) because I’m always in and out in under 5 mins. Took the space, got my food, in my car, seatbelt on, foot on brake, car in reverse….

    Bish pulls up…honks at me…I wind my window down thinking maybe I’m about to hit something or my tire is flat or something….this bish:

    *dangling handicapped placard* “Do you have one of these? Then you need to move because my grandmother is handicapped and I need this spot!!!”

    :huh:

    :huh:

    :blink:

    SMH…… And I blacked the fukk out for 30 mins starting there.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    I had a dream about the Make Up Maven, there was baby oil and heels…

  • Hershey

    Angie I think her Aunt Flo is visiting her because the people behind are dressed for Miami weather, unless she borrowed her look from Savannah James

  • http://CHARBEE97@TWITTER.COM CHARBEE

    Roc says:

    Angela = My Favorite of all the Simmons Clan (oh besides Diggy)
    _________________________________________________________________

    :yes: I have to agree.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Naija – Is that soooo??? :thinking:

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    So we in here nah huh. Good looking out while I’m stuck in a post three doors down. :rolleyes:

    @Naija
    That was some good tea spilled :yes:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Angiegirl says:

    Soooo is it hot or cold? jogging suit+ cutoff tee=
    ——-
    I was thinking the same thing I was like 1st Savannah in her sweat suit now Angela do I need to pack my sniggie? <-Like a snuggie except mines is a blanket with a cord

  • KDub

    because I sweatergod (kdub)
    ————————————-
    @Coaretained gets credik for SweaterGawd. As much as I want CREDIT for that one…heffa had tears rolling down my face she text me with SweaterGod…Imma kill one of my kids.

    I kilt my sister with it though. Xmas. She was getting irate at our dad and I text her…SweaterGod your parents got issues. All I heard was a gale of laughter from her azz out the kitchen.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    CHARBEE says:

    Roc says:

    Angela = My Favorite of all the Simmons Clan (oh besides Diggy)
    _________________________________________________________________

    I have to agree.

    ———–
    I love Russell… I am too old and to brown for him but I like him.

  • NaijaGal

    Jennifer may have some cojones after all

  • Roc

    :rofl: Dougie you have to LOVE when they don’t realize who gonna blank on them. Lemme guess, she changed her tune SOON as you started going off???

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    So I pulled up some more. Put the car in park. Wound my window up and started eating my lunch.

    She’s yelling. I’m ignoring.
    She honks three times. I honk back.
    She honks some more. I honk back.

    She says: “You need to leave.”
    Me: “I don’t need to do a MUFFUKKING THANG, BISH! And since your yellow azz wants to be rude…that azz gon wait today!!!!!!!”

    Her: My grandma is handicapped and she needs to use the bathroom!!”
    ME: “FUKK YA GRANDMA!!! I hope she got some depends cause it’s gonna be a LONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG walk to the bathroom right now!!!”

    Her: “I’m calling security!”
    Me: “I DON’T GIVE A FUKK ABOUT NO DAMN MALL SECURITY!!!!!!”

    Her: *pulls up behind my car snapping pics*
    Her: “I just took a picture of your tag!”
    Me:” Bish, TAKE TWO!!!!”

    Her: “I just reported you to county police, they’re on the way and you will get a ticket!”
    Me: “I don’t give a fukk bout no police either! It won’t be the first handicapped ticket I done fought. Call em back and tell them to hurry the fukk on, then!!”

    …..

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    Good for her. :coffee:

    Are we ankle deep in piss in this post as well? I need to know. :think:

  • I Go There

    YSoSerious says:

    Good for her.

    Are we ankle deep in piss in this post as well? I need to know.
    _____________________________________

    😆

    See there you go

  • NaijaGal

    :rofl: :hahaha: :rofl:

  • KDub

    I can’t be bothered like I’m trying to do bigger and better things
    ——————————————–
    Like getting my annual scrip of blue contacts ordered.

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    :dead: @ Yso

  • Mother Jefferson

    :cheer: Angie looks gud

    People in Miami dress all kinda ways when it gets cool. By the time the afternoon comes it is low 70s and you want to take off some clothes :boobs:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    Her: My grandma is handicapped and she needs to use the bathroom!!”
    ME: “FUKK YA GRANDMA!!!
    ———

    I cannot breathe over here ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • AprilRain

    She’s lookin a lil Mary Kate and Ashley ish… just to much goin on…

    @Naiga-Why was I reading that in Jen’s voice?? Like, and like and like…lol

  • KDub

    So that was the one and ONLY parking space for handicapped folks? Really?

    *Kdub has a handicap placard. Courtsey of MamaDub. Sis got one too courtsey of our father who don’t een own no car…but told the folks he need one for when his chiren take him places and NCDMV bought dat ish.

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    @PISSPOT

    I ain’t doing nothing. :coffee:

  • lovezoe

    Fighter or no fighter, if you hit me it’s on like popcorn.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    So mall security pulls up, and she hops out of her car and runs to him and starts yelling about how I need to move.

    Guard: “Ma’am do you have a handicapped placard?”
    Me: “sure don’t!”

    Guard: “Can you please move then?”
    Me: “Sure won’t! That bish thinks she’s entitled to this spot cause her grandma ain’t got no legs! Fukk THAT!! She ain’t entitled to this spot and she ain’t entitled to me moving this Nissan either.”

    Guard: “Ma’am, she’s claiming she called the county, they’ll come up and make you move or give you a ticket.”

    Her: “That’s right. She’s gonne get a ticket!”
    Me: “Shut the fukk up, c-unt! *throws water at her*
    Her: “Oh my gosh! I’m pressing charges!!”
    Me: “Press my dyck, hoe! I ain’t moving!”

    Guard: “Ma’am, just to alleviate this situation- can you please move. Please stop arguing with her…just move because I don’t wanna have to call the county.”

    Me: “Call the county! They can give me a ticket! My cousin works in the citation division, that ticket will be deleted before it even hits the system… I PROMISE you.”

    Guard: “Ma’am…what will it take for you to move?”
    Me: “An apology. I’d have been moved if she had just been more polite.”

    Her: “I’m not apologizing!! She just needs to leave NOW!”

    Me: “See? ANd that’s why the fukk we waiting now….*back to eating lunch.*”

  • KDub

    Jennifer may have some cojones after all

    ————————————
    I always knew she did. Any sister who still wearing royal blue contacts in 2011 got BALLS.

  • AprilRain

    I think it’s all talk just to bring in the viewers… #callmeskeptical

  • howmanylicks_07

    HEY HEFFASS! Miss ya’ll. Sandra your vacation didnt last too long. Is Angela a mouth breather too?

  • AprilRain

    :lolol: @KDub, and don’t forget Tiny!!!

  • iheart405

    :dead: @Dougie *mouths I :heart: you thru the tears streaming down my face* :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    DOUGIE!! :dead:

    What is wrong with you? :hahaha:

  • I Go There

    YSoSerious says:

    @PISSPOT

    I ain’t doing nothing.
    _______________________

    yeah I dont think Im gonna like that one too much… 😆

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    :dead: :dead: :dead: :ghost: :casket: All dem muthafuggas directed to Dougie

    Please bury me in the following:
    1. leopard kitten heels
    2. gold rings on 8 fangas
    3. freeze curl hair do
    4. Tatted please do my make up I gots to be cute.
    5. Jim Jones puff jacket

    Its was nice knowing some of yall :bye:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Guard to her: “Look ma’am, you can just wait for the police, but in the meantime…there is a handicapped spot opening up right there two spots up from her, can you take that just to get your grandma to the bathroom?”

    Her: “This is ridiculous!! You mean you don’t have the authority to make her move!! What are you good for?! I’m filing a complaint because she has degraded me and cursed at me for almost 30 mins.”

    Me: “That’s right! And I still got 30 mins left on my lunch break so we going to be waiting if you want this spot! Your grandma shoulda taught your azz some manners bish!!!”

    Her: *mumbling to self* *parks two spots up from me in another handicapped spot, gets out, and begins helping her grandma get in her wheelchair.*

    Me: *turns music up real loud….and leaves the spot*

    :coffee:

    #NiggaMoment

  • Hershey

    Dougie, dougie, dougie, throws hands up in the air and walks away with a heavy, heavy heart…

  • lovezoe

    Anyone who wears contacts in any colors besides their own got cajones.

  • howmanylicks_07

    Dead at Dougie’s run in with the law.

  • Hershey

    Nomination for E thug of 2011

    Dougie…goes in hard on ANTY ONE TO INCLUDE THE ELDERLY WITH MISSING LIMBS

    :dead:

  • KDub

    @KDub, and don’t forget Tiny!!!
    ———————————–
    Oh please believe I did not forget her.

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    @Howmanylicks

    Its that JJ in yo gravi :thinking:

  • lovezoe

    Dougie I don’t quite know what to say. You live a thug life I give you that.

  • Hershey

    LoveZoe what’s a cajones?

  • iheart405

    Me: “Sure won’t! That bish thinks she’s entitled to this spot cause her grandma ain’t got no legs! Fukk THAT!! She ain’t entitled to this spot and she ain’t entitled to me moving this Nissan either.”

  • iheart405

    :dead:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Might I add…I was at a VERY snobby mall filled with most of these snotty azzes, rich-azz white folks so you KNOW I was ruining it for all Black folks out there today.

    Not to mention….during that entire 28 min melee, it was 3 blacks and 1 mexican outside on a smoke/lunch break watching and they were cracking the fukk out!!!

    One small step for man, one HUGE step for Dougie. What kills me is being polite goes such a LONGGG way. If that bish had just pulled up and said: “Excuse me, could I get that spot- my grandma is handicapped and needs to use the bathroom.” I’da left, HELL! I was already LEAVING!!

    IF that bish had pulled up and shut the fukk up for an extra 5 secs…. I’da been gone! But she thought she was gonna trump me today….NAW, BOO!

    I performed like an Oscar was on the line. I’m sure I’m being called all kinds of “Nig-gers” in she and her grandma’s head right now and guess what?

    I. DONT. GIVE. A. FUKK.

    :coffee:

  • howmanylicks_07

    @ CD
    Janet Jackson. Well shim would like to believe so

  • lovezoe

    Hershey- Typo, meant cojones

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Cute I suppose hope no one tries to rob her for her sneakers tho :coffee:

  • NaijaGal

    :bow: @Dougie

  • Hershey

    :dead:

    Anyway, LoveZ I guess Jennifer from BB wives has a Cajones?

  • Hershey

    Ok, what’s a cojones? I ain’t in the know

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    @Howmanylicks

    No JJ from Good Times :rofl:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Kdub

    There WERE other handicapped spots! Several opened up while we were there arguing. But that bish thought she was going to be the Jim Crow of handicapped parking spots today.

    I Rosa Park’d (pun intended) the FUKK outta her! I bet that bish STILL mad right NA!!

  • howmanylicks_07

    Damn Dougie. You reminds me of my mom wit that one. The bish get into everyday with someone over parking spots, taking too long to go on a green light, anything dealing wit driving.

    :offtopic: Me and a guy got into an arguement once. He wanted to say some slick shyt out of his mouth towards me when I was outside smoking a cig. Didnt know the cat, he was just drunk but I aint give a fuck. I told him his face looks like it was raped by 10 dicks with all the holes in it.

  • lovezoe

    Balls- If she walking around with colored contacts she got to have them. That’s the only reason she have them. Evelyn has punked her too long.

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    @Hershey

    Cajones = Balls :coffee:

  • Eazy Does It

    So this where ya’ll been :cuss:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    WHAT SYTLE SHE LOOK LIKE SHE JUST CHILLN.. :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    @EAZY

    I tried to tell y’all. :shrugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    SO ALL YALL BEEN IN HERE HUH?? :coffee:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    so you KNOW I was ruining it for all Black folks out there today.
    —–

    It’s always one nigga that fluck it up for the rest of us :dead: I came back just to keep reading the story :rofl:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Iheart
    I’m sorry for the tears! 😆 She just REALLY picked the wrong time to fukk with me. Usually, I just brush sh*t like that off…but you could tell she thought I was inferior or something from how she talked to me. She was filipino or something and I just had a flashback like that bish was the Klan and forgot she was in the 2000s!

    That bish learned ta-day!!!

    @HowManyLicks
    I swear…that’s not the first time thats happened. I STAY beefing over parking spots for some reason. Folks just really LOVE fukking with me in the parking lot. Usually its folks taking a spot I’m waiting for but today….that was just some bullSHYT!

  • Hershey

    :lightbulb: sorry had a severe blonde moment (I mean that) cah-honies, :duh:

    Evelyn has punked her in massive way with a dinosaur sized dack…talked her into getting a divorce, humilitated her on television to the point of tears after she cursed her out for her having an opinion about #85…I’m glad she has real friends and is using her head for more than giving… :blow:

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    howmanylicks_07 says:

    I told him his face looks like it was raped by 10 dicks with all the holes in it.

    :rofl:

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    @Hershey

    The funny thing is I truly believe Evelyn is jealous of Jennifer.

  • JMO

    :dead: @ Rosa Park’d her azz :rofl:

  • Eazy Does It

    I shoulda listened Yso..I shoulda listened

  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=afkvivpqjiw&sne=em Boogie!

    …just logged in to say I’m fuggin :dead: :dead: :dead: @ Dougie’s Azz!

    Dougie is BOUT.THAT.LIFE!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

    She looks great! She should have blended that weave. Her stomach looks great, I think she has lost weight! #complimentsandwich 😀

  • caligirl

    @dougie – Did your food get cold. #outofcontrol :rof:

  • BigCityGirl

    I Love the bag…I’m not into gym shoes…

    Ok…I’m all caught up and waiting for a NEW JUICY POST

  • pointhimout

    at Shoyaright, i said the same thing. where the pastries? she looks casually cute in the pics.

  • howmanylicks_07

    @ Cocoabana
    There was people around trying to calm me down but I was not havin it. Then when I said that this one dude just starting crying laughing. He was like DAMMMNNN! Made the boy feel small unlike the dycks that fuk his face.

  • JMO

    I swear ive seen a similar bag at target :think:

  • Hershey

    @CD she really is jealous, her true issue is that Jen finally has independence away from her, and can think for herself. That pisses Eve off…next season will be very interesting indeed.

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    How is that plain ass bag worth $4,000? :huh:

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    :offtopic:

    Two of my coworkers are arguing one is accusing the other of going in her purse. Chit bout to get cray cray up in this piece and for once I am not part of the DRAMA.

    Why the fool I caught digging in herself yesterday just brought in two boxes of Dunkin Donuts. That bytch gone learn today :rofl:

    Talk to yall in a bit I cant type and hear the drama too

  • howmanylicks_07

    @CD
    No, it’s JJ Evans. I told you which one it was. This is what that nurtisystem do to you girl.

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    (applies for a job where CD works cause I need to see some of this sht first hand)

    :rofl:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Cali
    Yeah, it did. But that’s aight! I heated it up in the microwave here. There was principalities in that sh*t and that chick needed to learn her lesson fukking with me!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I JUST FINISH READING DOUGIE/THUGBISH/FUKUANDURGAMMY/SASSY 3 POST STORY AND IM :ghost: BISH IS CRAY AND THE WHITE BISH CRAY FOR BEING RUDE C*NT

  • Hershey

    @ CD I wish I was a fly on the wall at yo jawb

    #sweatergawd

    :hahaha:

  • I Go There

    Why the fool I caught digging in herself yesterday just brought in two boxes of Dunkin Donuts. That bytch gone learn today
    _____________________________________________________

    When did I miss this???

  • 2cents

    Dearest Dougie,

    There is a special place awaiting you along with my cousin that pinches the mean old man on the balls at the nursing home.

    Regards,

    Remind me not to fluck with yo azz

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCOD DIGGN HERSELF :hurl: FUK THIS!!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ Roc. I still own my very first pair of Pastries. The girls gave these to me personally in 2007. They still look brand new. I get compliments whenever I wear them. :yes: Here’s a pic My Pastries

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sandra
    OMG I haven’t ever seen a pair of Pastrys I’ve liked

  • CHA CHA World Peace

    :hahaha: :hahaha: @ Dougie…. TAKE A BOW BISH :bow: She learned today!

    Questions: (picturing the scene)

    1. What was lunch

    2. What you was wearing ( you look sexxay)?

    3. Did you roll your eyes and use hand guestures?

    4. What kind of water did you throw on her…did her bangs lay down from being wet? :hahaha:

    5. Was the Security lauhging…was he fine ?

    6. Can yo cousin really delete yo tickets like that? :blink: thats dope

    Is that your new whip in the GRAVI?

  • Hershey

    @ 2cents :rofl: seriously, I have a zero tolerance for anyone who mistreats babies and the elderly.

    #theyredefenseless

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    along with my cousin that pinches the mean old man on the balls at the nursing home.
    _____________________
    :blink: LIES 😆

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @LAker

    That bish was rude for no reason!! GRANTED….okay…I was wrong for being in the handicapped space but I was LEAVING before she pulled up!! She did NOT have to come at me like that! So yes- FLUCK HER!!

    @2cents
    I promise you…I’m usually very polite and kind-hearted and sweet and giving but sometimes…..you just gotta pick and choose your battles with me and that chick picked a bad day.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    CHIIIIICHIIIIII :kiss: :hug: IM WONDERING WHAT WAS THE GRANNY DOING THRU THE 30 MIN :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    CHACHELLA!! :yahoo: :hugs:

    I will not be calling you World Peace. :nono:

  • Hershey

    @ Laker, wishing she had on a depends :hahaha:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SASSY I PROMIS I UNDERSTAND I WENT OFF ON A YT BISH OVER A DAM GROCERY CART!! :rofl: BISH FELT LIKE IT WAS HERS AND MY MADRE AND GRANNY HAD THEY PURSE IN IT ALREADY…OH THEN SHE CALLED ME A “STUPID WET BACK GO BACK TO UR COUNTRY” AND I DONT MEMBER THE REST.. :shrug: PEOPLE JUST NEED TO LERN MANERS

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    @HERSHEY

    The elderly? Defenseless? Sht…Tell that to my sixty-something year old grandma and her cane. 😆

  • 2cents

    @choco

    Seriously she says he is like 80, prejudice and really rude, so in order to keep him in line she sometimes gives him a pinch on the knockers

    @sandra

    what in the sam hill hell can you wear those fruity tooties with?

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @ChaCha

    “@ Dougie…. TAKE A BOW BISH She learned today!

    Questions: (picturing the scene)

    1. What was lunch
    RUBY THAI BANG-BANG CHICKEN & RICE

    2. What you was wearing ( you look sexxay)?
    MY TOP WAS CUTE- THAT’S ALL SHE COULD SEE FROM HER CAR. ITS LIKE A SHEER BLUSH COLORED BLOUSE AND MY MAKEUP AND EARRINGS WERE POPPIN!

    3. Did you roll your eyes and use hand guestures?
    YOU ALREADY KNOW…NECK GOING IN CIRCLES, FINGERS WAVING, ALL KINDSA HOODRAT SH*T.

    4. What kind of water did you throw on her…did her bangs lay down from being wet?
    DASANI. IT JUST SPLASHED ON HER CLOTHES. WISHED I COULDA HIT HER FACE WITH IT.

    5. Was the Security lauhging…was he fine ?
    HE LOOKED REAL FLUSTERED. THIS IS A REAL SIDDITY AREA- I DON’T THINK HE USUALLY HAS TO DEAL WITH THOSE TYPES OF ISSUES WITH A CHICK LIKE ME VERY OFTEN. HE AINT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

    6. Can yo cousin really delete yo tickets like that? thats dope
    :yes: Does it ALLDETIME….

    Is that your new whip in the GRAVI?
    I WISH. THAT’S A 650I BMW THAT IS AW IN A PIC YESTERDAY AND ALWAYS HAD AN ORGASM OVER. IT’S ON MY “HIT LIST” THOUGH.

  • CHA CHA World Peace

    😡 WHY THE FLUCK NOT :peace:

    LAKERLOSITA…that pic of SNOOP DOGG IS EVERYTHANG BISH… :kiss: How you?

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @SASSY I PROMIS I UNDERSTAND I WENT OFF ON A YT BISH OVER A DAM GROCERY CART!! BISH FELT LIKE IT WAS HERS AND MY MADRE AND GRANNY HAD THEY PURSE IN IT ALREADY…OH THEN SHE CALLED ME A “STUPID WET BACK GO BACK TO UR COUNTRY” AND I DONT MEMBER THE REST.. PEOPLE JUST NEED TO LERN MANERS
    ________________________________________________

    Dont like Rude People…

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Laker
    Her grandmama was just sitting in the car with a bewildered look on her face. i don’t know if she was saying anything to her bastard of a granddaughter the entire time but she for DAMN SURE ain’t utter nary a word to ME!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    [whispers] I own a pair of pastries too but ain’t worn em since like 2007.

    :rofl: at Cha’s questions

  • howmanylicks_07

    WHERE IS TATTED???!!! Did I miss her? Anybody else think Bob Whitfield and Forrest Whitaker could be kin? Those eyes tell it all.

  • Hershey

    @ Yso corrects self…SOME elderly are defenseless, my memere’ is 95 and can handle some like no one’s bidness still wouldn’t want someone mistreating her. I do understand how some YT people feel entitled and priveleged and want to “move” you because they think they can, I get it.

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    @CHA

    Cause ever since Metta WorldPeace any combinations of those words fills me with an overwhelming rage. :cuss:

  • Roc

    @ Auntie…those aren’t so bad. They look like a pair of Nikes to me. Lately they have LOTS of glitter and LOTS of pastels. I’m not big on pastels at all.

  • caligirl

    @Sandra – Those are cute! I will consider getting a pair for my stepdaughter…

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @IGO NAWW BRUH MY GRANNY AND MADRE HAD THE FRONT OF THE CART WITH BOTH THEY PURSES IN **AT WALMART** THIS BISH COMES AND TRIES TO SNATCH THE CART FROM THEM… THEN IT ALL WENT DOWN HILL FROM THERE.. :cuss: I THINK I WAS TALKN IN TONGUES OR SPANGLISH.. :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Seriously she says he is like 80, prejudice and really rude, so in order to keep him in line she sometimes gives him a pinch on the knockers
    _______________________
    😆

    @Lakes
    next time say BIsh this is MY COUNTRY take you azz back to POLAND some damn where!

  • Hershey

    😆 at Cha Cha and Dougie’s interview, Dougie has been interviewed a time or two I see

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    That pic looks so damn staged! #fail cute girl though lol

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heey Howmanylicks – :hug: JUST POPPED IN!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHICHI IM GOOD **SWANGS SNOOPS CURLS** U KNOW WE STAY FRESH!!

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Hershey
    My aunt will be 102 in January and she may move slow…but she keeps one of those OLD< pure STEEL clothes irons near her door (the OLD school ones that Harriet Tubman probably got hit with- gotta warm it up on stove). That thing about 10 lbs, and if you come at her wrong, she WILL swing that muhfukka.

    And she just as sassy as I am. Get slick with her if you want to…she's 102 but ain't stupid, simple, slow, deaf, dumb, mute or anything else. She will lay you the fukk out and trust me…you ain't had your feelings hurt till theyve been hurt by a woman in her 100s!!

  • caligirl

    Gotta go :steer: :peace:

    Dougie wins for telling some crazy shiat today :champ: My side hurts.

  • Roc

    I have GOT to start parking in the garage instead of my driveway. My neighbor is always needing to bother something when he sees my car. Here is a list of some of the things he’s asked to borrow:

    1) Lightbulbs
    2) Aspirin

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ caligirl: My Pastries are 4 years old and no longer sold. They are collector’s items now. :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    @DOUGIE

    I’m just glad you wasn’t armed. 😆

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO :rofl: I WAS LIKE :blink: I WAS BORN IN THE WOOD BISH FUK AND U!! I CANT EVEN GO TO MESICO I GOT NO PASSPORT HO3!!! 😆

  • Roc

    Continuing my list:

    3) Comet
    4) My laptop
    5) My printer
    6) Band Aids

    I swear this muhfukka is driving me nuts!

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    5) My printer

    WTH??! Y’all got me laughing so damn hard at my desk right now!

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO NAWW BRUH MY GRANNY AND MADRE HAD THE FRONT OF THE CART WITH BOTH THEY PURSES IN **AT WALMART** THIS BISH COMES AND TRIES TO SNATCH THE CART FROM THEM… THEN IT ALL WENT DOWN HILL FROM THERE.. I THINK I WAS TALKN IN TONGUES OR SPANGLISH..
    ____________________________________________________

    I would have been upset about that one… I just cant stand people that talk like that about Thier country… its Rude.

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    @ROC

    I can see asking for asprin but who da fck asks their neighbor for a light bulb? :huh:

  • Roc

    His azz like Felicia in Friday

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    THE FACT THAT THIS BISH FELT INSULTED AND WANTED TO PRESS CHARGES ON ME WAS BEYOND MY FUKN UNDERSTANDING!! BUT THEN THE COP TOLD HER IF MY GRANNY WANTED TO SHE CAN PRESS CHARGES FOR ASSAULT OR SOME CHIT SINCE WHEN SHE SNATCH THE CART GRANY WRIST SWOLLE UP 😡 LAAAWWD IM PISSD AGAIN!!

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    @ROC

    Well damn, do you have a Walmart sign above your door? Of all the random sht to ask to borrow… 😆

  • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

    YSoSerious says:

    @ROC

    Well damn, do you have a Walmart sign above your door? Of all the random sht to ask to borrow…
    —-

    Right?! Asking to borrow a got damn printer! Does he unhook it and bring it to his house? LMAO

  • howmanylicks_07

    HEY BOO BOO!!!!

    :offtopic: Anyone wonder if the reason why Em won’t leave snaggletooth is because that busted one be putting the right kind of pressure in the right spot?

  • Roc

    @ YSO I have no idea what his problem is, but we are in walking distance of a grocery store and a Dollar Tree. All that ish can be purchased there (except the laptop and the printer) and does he really think I’m going to let him walk out my house with that stuff?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS

    KDUB ARE YOU IN HERE?????

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    THE FACT THAT THIS BISH FELT INSULTED AND WANTED TO PRESS CHARGES ON ME WAS BEYOND MY FUKN UNDERSTANDING!! BUT THEN THE COP TOLD HER IF MY GRANNY WANTED TO SHE CAN PRESS CHARGES FOR ASSAULT OR SOME CHIT SINCE WHEN SHE SNATCH THE CART GRANY WRIST SWOLLE UP LAAAWWD IM PISSD AGAIN!!
    ______________________________________________________________________

    Please dont say Pissed up in here… folks might lose thier effin minds again. 😆

  • 2cents

    @Roc

    try
    can opener, foil paper, flour, eggs, phone cord?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @IGO 😆 U RIGHT :tape: DAM IT GOT SLOW IN HERE… :pc:

  • Eazy Does It

    howmanylicks_07 says:
    Anyone wonder if the reason why Em won’t leave snaggletooth is because that busted one be putting the right kind of pressure in the right spot
    ___________________________
    His whole demeanor looks like he would work that lumber… :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Please dont say Pissed up in here… folks might lose thier effin minds again.
    ________________
    :rofl: :rofl: Piss all over this post EGO :rofl: Mark Territory I KID

  • Roc

    Not a dayum phone cord :rofl: why would you just have an extra one of those?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I WAS BORN IN THE WOOD BISH FUK AND U!! I CANT EVEN GO TO MESICO I GOT NO PASSPORT HO3!!!
    ______________________
    😆 😆

  • Hershey

    @ Dougie I feel you! I’m just as sassy, and I get it from the older ones in my fam 😆 but if you had a pistol this story would be like :shotsfired:

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    (grumbles)

    After done I just wrung out the mop and emptied out the Fabuloso. Dammit!

    (grumbles some more)

  • 2know the ledge

    That damn DOUGIE story HAll of F’ming fame. *in my kayne voice This right here nucca is some nucca in paris ish straight cray

  • howmanylicks_07

    @ Easy

    I don’t know about all of that. But he got the perfect spot for a tooth to be fu*ked up at.

  • KDub

    The Xmas my daughter was in 7th grade (she a junior now) she BEGGED for some Pastry sneakers. BEGGED. So I told her dad, he ran me the money, told me to go get his baby her shoes. His family has always celebrated on Xmas Eve. So he get there to pick her up and is like where are her sneakers, I want her to open them so she can pack/wear them. She unwrapped those jokas and SHE was happy; but HIS azz was like :blink: Him: You took my fuggin $70? You owe me some change!

    I showed him the recepit and he was like you shoulda left them ugly shyts in the store you got em from! Dude had no idea wtf Pastry’s even look liked.

  • KDub

    I’s present @Brown :wave:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I showed him the recepit and he was like you shoulda left them ugly shyts in the store you got em from! Dude had no idea wtf Pastry’s even look liked.
    __________________
    They look cheap as chit to me I mean reallll cheap

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OFFTOPIC
    Sometimes Bradley Cooper can look slow as heyul or like a drunk of sumthin

  • Eazy Does It

    Nooo @howmany I love tall/thin dudes so he looks yummy by default

  • 2cents

    @the poet/brown/lucisious/walls:

    Cricket just txt me and said I can receive a free andriod with an additional line of service, just waned to see if you were interested.

    #alwaysbeingthoughtful

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    Where’d everybody go?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS

    2cents
    yes, I’ll use it as my bat phone where only certain people will get the number

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS

    yso I’m back so that’s all that matters
    #modestnotreally

  • http://youtu.be/32SSmvtMeEk YSoSerious

    @BROWN

    No need for false modesty here. :grill:

  • KDub

    @Choco he was TICKED. Her azz skipping through the house with em on and he was like its 2 p.m.; stores don’t close til 6…we going to getchu some J’s and return them ugly shats you got on…but she REFUSED to take them Pastry’s off :rofl:

  • http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

    :yawn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY5PM3hs_Q&feature=related MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS

    KDUB
    since it take you so damn long to answer, you sayin get the one without the gold

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @KDUB
    How long did she sport those pastries tho cuz I know how quick the fads come and go

    @Awesome
    Entertain us don’t be coming in here yawning and chit :hugs:

  • CHA CHA World Peace

    howmanylicks_07 says:

    WHERE IS TATTED???!!! Did I miss her? Anybody else think Bob Whitfield and Forrest Whitaker could be kin? Those eyes tell it all.

    I thought I was the only one that noticed them eyes be cawked like a pistol :rofl:

  • http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

    @Choco :hug:

  • Yall still crazy

    :dead: and just glad that the one-legged granny didn’t get the beat in the head with Dougie’s laptop :shrug: #silverling

    :casket: @ Sandra coming in here charged about her gymshoes 😆

  • JMO

    There is a :newpost: up

  • http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

    I miss @His. If you reading this…. :peace:

  • howmanylicks_07

    @ Easy
    I must do to cause all my long term relationship even hubby is tall/thin.

  • Yall still crazy

    Hoburger No. 5 :2dance:

  • howmanylicks_07

    Naw CHA CHA. When your eyes are so bad that you can see your whole face without looking a mirror it’s pretty noticeable

  • CHA CHA World Peace

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHICHI IM GOOD **SWANGS SNOOPS CURLS** U KNOW WE STAY FRESH

    CALI SWAGGG DISTRICT *cues DOUGIE :danban1:

    :hahaha: KIMFELLA still getting up off the ground in Hershey AVI… I flucks with KIMBELLY though…HER AND CHRISSY MY FAVAWITS

    DOUGIE… YOU MADE MY DAY BISH :kiss:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    HIS should be able to login yall have her email let her know…

  • KDub

    @KDUB
    How long did she sport those pastries tho cuz I know how quick the fads come and go
    ——————————————-
    They went and got the J’s that day AND some boots…he was mad cause he ended up buying all those shoes in the end…and those Pastry’s got worn maybe til Feb/March. :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO WE DONE EMAIL TXT CALLD AND SMOKE SIGNAL THAT BISH SHE BUZZY WORKN 😆 N NO LIE I DID TELL THAT BISH I WAS FROM THE WOOD AND I GOT NO PASSPORT SHE LOOKD AT ME LIKE “WATEVER U MESICAN”
    @CHIICHII *GETS HER CHUCKS AND DICKIES ON** U KNOW THIS MAAAAN!!