Source: No reality show for Vince and Tamar Braxton

Sandra Rose December 16, 2011

Tamar Braxton and Vince Herbert

According to Sister2Sister magazine’s Jamie Foster Brown, ‘Braxton Family Values‘ star Tamar Braxton and her producer/hubby Vince Herbert (who also manages Lady Gaga) are getting their own spin-off reality show.

Here is what Jamie wrote in the December 2011 issue of S2S magazine:

When we sat down with Trina, Traci and Towanda Braxton for the December issue of Sister 2 Sister, they exclusively told S2S that Tamar and Vince will star in their own reality series, set to air next year.

Jamie also mentioned that the couple would discuss the spin-off show on last night’s episode. But the only show Tamar and Vince discussed in episode 5 was Vince shooting a documentary on his life to be aired in Japan.

That scene was filmed before Vince collapsed and was rushed to a hospital 2 months ago.

According to a source close to Tamar and Vince’s camp, Vince is currently in no condition to shoot a reality show after being released from a NY hospital in November.

Sandrarose.com broke the story that Vince was hospitalized in New York in October and treated for blood clots in his lungs. The usually fatal illness left him weak and unable to talk for days (due to 02 tubes in his throat).

“He hasn’t even left New York since he was released from the hospital,” the confidant told Sandrarose.com exclusively. “He can’t travel anywhere. He’s staying in a hotel close to the hospital so he can be treated as an outpatient,” the source added.

The source said Vince is doing much better today, “but he’s not 100% yet. He’s definitely not shooting a reality show.” The source also confided that Vince has “lost over fifty pounds” since his ordeal. But “he’s not out of the woods yet.”

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Was it just me, or was she doing WAAAAY TOO MUCH at Vince’s bizniz meeting and at dinner? I don’t blame his azz fo’getting up. I would’ve had to pull her out the room for a REAL NICE CONVO!

*shutter at the thought of this loud mouf bish*
BlackBeauti

Reality TV kill cable… I am so tired of these shows that I hardly watch tv anymore. I rather file my corns and fix my lacefronts than watch these talentless famewhores.
MsOnederful

Im happy he lost some weight.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Blackbeauti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQiBgSJzFjI Jerrica

Yeah she was too much last night. I turned and watched Beyond Scared Straight. Last night was a good episode too.
MsOnederful

this just in from that trossip site via twitter

Surprise: The Tamar Spin-Off We All Saw Coming On Day One Of Braxton Family Values Is Officially On The Way

Which one which one?
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Jerrica – Beyond Scared Straight….YEAH, THAT’S MY CHIT and you’re right….last night was an extremely good episode!
Roc

Like I stated before, Tamar doesn’t know when to stop. It’s not a good look for a person over 30. Then she kept asking “what did I do”? She really has no flucking clue.
bbclivy

@ The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy..YEAH SHE NEEDED TO BE CHECKED! KNOW YOUR PLACE AND STFU!:cuss: I LIKE VINCE GET WELL SOON
I Run New York

DAMN Someone needs to lay off the cheeseburgers.
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

I for one am devastated by this news.
NaijaGal

A personality like hers stands out on the family show b/c you have other personalities to blance the ish out but a show with just her will result in people being annoyed as hell (moreso than they are now of her)
HoneyDip aka QueenSJ

Mama Braxton needs to shut her dumb a$$ up again.
HoneyDip aka QueenSJ

Oops…Auntie San, sometimes I type & submit before I think…
Lady_L

Is it me or is there like NON WHATSOVER chemistry between these two? I wonder what Tamar would be doing if her husband wasn’t rich. Where would her income be coming from?
HoneyDip aka QueenSJ

@Lady_L

Doo-wop pop popping for Toni…
mrsloveleigh

Tamar was toomuch.com last night. She is way to unprofessional to be anyone’s manager especially someone who actually has clout. I think she truly believes that she did nothing wrong in regards to how she was conducting herself. I’m sure Vince was embarassed
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Yesterday I really got a “fish” vibe from Vince. I truly believe that he and Tamar have a “business” realtionship. He make the money and she spends it.
sexyphillygirl

Glad he is doing ok but im glad he lost the weight he is obese and breaths funny.
MOUTH

Vince seems like a really good person quiet, sweet, and well mannered at all times (unlike his/ boom POW POW wife). I wish him well with health and his marriage. I don’t wanna say too much before someone gets offended and be hitting Sandy up on twitter again ctfu. But, I will say this everyone has a place people need to learn theirs sometimes.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ bbclivy – she has absolutely no respect for that man, until he digs in her chest one day!

@ CD – If you make that statement ONE MO’ DAYUM ‘GEN!
100% usa made!

That Dude Right There, Has Swag on 100,000. Wonky Eye And
mrsloveleigh

OMG Jerrica i walked in the living room and the dude on beyond scared straight was clowning that lil white gilr so hard i hit rewind and recorded it lol.
100% usa made!

All
100% usa made!

#teamVince, I like his style
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Tatted

Until I get answers I will continue to :copyandrepostchit: all day
BlackBeauti

I guess I am the only black woman over 30 who likes chicken and weave who have never seen an episode of The Braxtons
Roc

@MrsLoveLeigh

She was EXTREMELY unprofessional. In the hotel and at the restaurant. I wanted to strangle her for him.
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@100%

What style?
mrsloveleigh

I know @Roc. me too. Hubby won’t watch with me because he cant tolerate Tamar. I really like the show though.
MsOnederful

@Sexyphillygirl hey boo did you hear anything more about Jonesey in dem dere streetz? Muthaknows and her had a falling out because he stayed at the station. I guess they are keeping him. Even though she bought him there for glitter gay guy effects, for the show. Also what happened with Shamara the HI 5 girl from middays..
Roc

@MsOnderful…please spill the tea…I used to live in those parts. That chick is a mess.
free

HoneyDip aka QueenSJ says: Doo-wop pop popping for Toni…

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100% usa made!

@ yso, to me he seems down to heart and kinda chill. Not cocky. And seriously patient, considering all the drama surrounding him. Jmo
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

Over in St. elsewhere…..
2know the ledge

I watched that mess that is the braxton’s last night and that tamar broad is over the top big time and can someone tell her that she is black and stop pretending. Her brother/money train husband vince DUDE GROW A SET!! Hell they are the crapdashians but they black.
Anna

Jerrica says:

Yeah she was too much last night. I turned and watched Beyond Scared Straight. Last night was a good episode too
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I thought that read you watched “Beyonce Scared Straight”.
lovezoe

This Hurd situation gone get messy. Cops say they got a list of players he sold drugs to, and he been cut from the team.
MOUTH

Please help:

I need clarification or a Medical Moment what is that when your eyes constantly look wide like they won’t close and there is no meat surrounding the eyelid. Sorry just was concerned about the close-up of Tamar grill at the dinner something was way off, like LIL-KIM off.
http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

What! @ MsOnderful

Where is the Story on Jones and Mutha? She can’t be mad at him for that. She stayed at 97 after they fired Starr.

She suppose to be doing an online show next month. Not sure how that’s going to work but I’ll check it out.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ CD.
CHA CHA

JERRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sexyphillygirl

MsOnederful says:

@Sexyphillygirl hey boo did you hear anything more about Jonesey in dem dere streetz? Muthaknows and her had a falling out because he stayed at the station. I guess they are keeping him. Even though she bought him there for glitter gay guy effects, for the show. Also what happened with Shamara the HI 5 girl from middays..

Hi, Yeah she is suppose to be doing a online show and im not surprised she is made, she thinks everybody is suppose to jump when she jump, Mutha got bills just like she has bills. One thing her stans on her facebook page was sending letters everyday to power99 demanding she return lol. I didnt know Shamara wasnt there anymore hmm imma have to ask about her.
sexyphillygirl

Tamar was out of line last night she loves attention and nobody tells her to stfu, oh and that was the singer Sparkle at the table Vince manages her career ummm…..what career?
JMO

lovezoe says:

This Hurd situation gone get messy. Cops say they got a list of players he sold drugs to, and he been cut from the team.
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JMO

Anna says:

Jerrica says:

Yeah she was too much last night. I turned and watched Beyond Scared Straight. Last night was a good episode too
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I thought that read you watched “Beyonce Scared Straight”.
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http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@100%

Thanks. I don’t watch the show so I don’t have an opinion either way on Vince or the rest.
howmanylicks_07

Hope he pulls through. Sandra you love when you get your credit huh? Like a bish betta not mention me.

Hey Tatted, saw you in the other post finally got a break again

I told my husband this morning to keep our cats away from each other cause the lil girl one Skye is in heat and the lil boy one been trying to fuk for awhile, this mf going to call talking about the cats trying to fuk every 2 minutes.
Anna

Just read that Etta James is terminally ill w/Leukemina.
JMO

100% usa made! says:

@ yso, to me he seems down to heart and kinda chill. Not cocky. And seriously patient, considering all the drama surrounding him. Jmo
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MsOnederful

@sexyphillygirl.. thanks babe…
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Howmanylicks

@ Anna – That’s so sad! :crying1:
caligirl

ya’ll heifers left me chatting up a storm
gypsyeyes

Beyond scared straight was sooo good. When dude had the lil yt boy put that koolaid on his lips. I thought he wad gonna suck it off.
howmanylicks_07

@ Tatted Cotton Candy

i was like why you calling me at my job about this shyt. I told you think morning. The lil boy cat thought he was going to buss it open. huh?
caligirl

It’s been a awesome Friday! Thanks for all the laughs! Gonna go prep dinner and get Cotton Candy ready

Have a awesome week-end
gypsyeyes

Wad=was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

gosh i’m sleepy is the day over yet???

so ready for this vaca!!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon my loves
AllNYC

Tamar was doing way too much at the dinner table. She was so busy clowning she couldn’t see when she went too far.
I was a little taken aback that Vince ordered before everyone else! Dang homie – a little self control at the dinner table. And then his fool wife interrupts the grace! I mean he was rude, but Tamar took it to anoher level.
vero

Hey fam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

sup vero!
sexyphillygirl

When he was saying the grace and she was making faces I knew she was wayoverboard.com. He spoils her rotten so he created that monster lol
vero

I’m good Frenchie : just had a 3 hour nap
Fabulous City

I rather file my corns and fix my lacefronts
vero

I watched last night episode and she was extremely rude and annoying. Her husband is a good guy. I know a few who would have slapped her for disrespecting the Japanese woman
sexyphillygirl

She was intimidated by that japenese woman cuz she has a career and Tamar dont JMO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@vero really 3 hours tho??? at work??
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Howmanylicks – I can’t fugg w/cats. You turn around and have 35,000 cats in yo home cuz they fuggin’ so much!
vero

Naaaah : i don’t work friday afternoons !:
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Heeeey Frenchie

@ Vero – TAKE YO AZZ TO THE WITH THAT DAYUM GRAVI!
chocolate divalicious aka CD

*Its boring as hell up in here *Pops in cd and puts on standard twerk uniform (wife beater, booty shorts and ankle socks)

I’m the f*ckin man, you don’t get it do ya?
YMCMB you niggas more YMCA
Me, Freddie, Marley Marl at the cribbo
Shout goes out to Niko, J and Chubbs, shout to Gibbo
We got Santa Margarita by the liter
She know even if im f*ckin with her, I don’t really need her
Aohhh, That’s how you feel man?
That’s really how you feel?
Cause the pimpin’ ice cold, all these bit$hes wanna chill
I mean maybe she won’t
Then again maybe she will
I can almost guarantee she know the deal,
Real nigga wassap

Now she want a photo
You already know though
You only live once: that’s the motto nigga YOLO
We bout it every day, every day, every day
Like we sittin’ on the bench, nigga we don’t really play

Every day, every day, f-ck what anybody say
Can’t seem em cause the money in the way
Real nigga wassup?

One, time fuck one time
I’m calling niggas out like the umpire
Seven, grams in the blunt
Almost drowned in her p-ssy so I swam to her butt
It’s Eastside, we in this bitch
Wish a nigga would like a tree in this bitch
And if a leaf fall put some weed in that bitch
That’s my MO add a B to that shit
I’m fucked up, torn down
I’m twisted: door knob

Talk stupid, off with your head!
Nigga money talks and Mr Ed!
I’m so Young Money got a drum on the gun
Energizer bunny
Funny how honey ain’t sweet like sugar
Ain’t shit sweet niggas on the street like hookers
I tongue kiss her other tongue
Skeet skeet skeet: water gun
Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt! Tunechi
Now she want a photo
You already know though
You only live once: that’s the motto nigga YOLO
We bout it every day, every day, every day
We sittin on the bench, nigga we don’t really play
Every day, every day, fuck what anybody say
Can’t seem em cause the money in the way
real nigga wassup wassap wassap
JMO

Vero,
Fabulous City

YSoSerious says:

I for one am devastated by this news.
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Make it 2 of us.
OutsidetheBox

*middle finger to every font that left me in that slow ass post*

Fukkers.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Hey Vero Vivica looks cute in yo gravi.
JMO

CD … did you read those “when I was drunk…” stories from the Kelly post??? Classic!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@VERO that is just ugh ……. :nonono:
my poor eyes!
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@JMO

Yeppers I did and you niccas need AA on speed dial ya dig
Fabulous City

@Vero, please explain that avatar and why you judged it necessary on this PG13 family-oriented blog?
OutsidetheBox

I rather file my corns and fix my lacefronts than watch these talentless famewhores.

Wait wait wait wait, tell me this is comedy? *cries while laughing*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

OTB who is the purple lady in your gravi>????????

@tatted love when you hug me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

I like Vince, he seems cool as hell. I really think Tamar just acts a fool for the camera. She may be a mess but, I get the impression it HAMs it up for attention.
OutsidetheBox

wife beater, booty shorts and ankle socks

My chirren uncle be cracking up at my socks. I will be butt booty naked…with some socks on. Ankle, knee-hi, fishnet, fuzzy…it dont matter. I just need them socks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

hey @dimpz :2dance: who’s life treating you??
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@French

**whispers its really lil Momma in OTB gravi but she dont wanna admit it
vero

@Cd
And i don’t care about what anyone else says : that’s your nasty asses in 78 years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

#84

*how’s*
OutsidetheBox

FrenchKissy its R&B sanga, K. Michelle.
Fabulous City

On a lighter note, I like that girl’s belt in the still up there, although i can only see half of it, I been needing it in my life. Anyone knows where I can get the real deal for 1/4 of the price??? TIA
Roc

Watching Judge Joe Brown…this bish got on an Aqua prom dress with a matching shawl and white tights….I just can’t… Shyt equipped with glitter and errythang at the top!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

i will stop aging at 50 …….
vero

Fabulous: it’s tastefully done !
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Awwww Frenchie. You made my day! X’s 69,087,213

@ CD – I know that bish in OTB’s gravi was Lil’ Mama. She stuck her middle fanger up at me and everything when I asked if it was her!
OutsidetheBox

I felt so vidicated when KY knew it was K.

I was like, “See?!?! SHE KNOW!!!… Man fugg them otha bishes.”
OutsidetheBox

Hermes belt? 1/4 price? You gone be five fingering that, ma.
howmanylicks_07

i was so drunk once that I woke up in my closet.
Fabulous City

OutsidetheBox says:

FrenchKissy its R&B sanga, K. Michelle.

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Why do I feel like every other post of yours is expalinig who that be in ur gravi?? at this point I would’ve been like, fugg it, yeah it’s Lil Mama/Kelly/Me/whoever you think it is…
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Roc I’m with OTB on that. Maybe you can pay somebody do yo dirty work and if that nicca get caught look at em and say “Swiper no swipey and get the fukk outta dodge.
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

I like Vince, he seems cool as hell. I really think Tamar just acts a fool for the camera. She may be a mess but, I get the impression it HAMs it up for attention.
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She’s just one of them chics that like attention… It was funny last night she was calling his name and he was trying man…but if didnt work
He’s a gonner…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SO THIS IS WERE YALL AT HAD ME TALKN TO MYSELF IN THE OTHER POST!!
OutsidetheBox

@howmanylicks

Now how many licks of likka did that chit take?
Fabulous City

OutsidetheBox says:

Hermes belt? 1/4 price? You gone be five fingering that, ma
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I am willing to do that. you got the deets?
that shyt retails at $650 plus tax. even 1/4 of that, to me is pushing it…
Fabulous City

Roc says:

Watching Judge Joe Brown…this bish got on an Aqua prom dress with a matching shawl and white tights….I just can’t… Shyt equipped with glitter and errythang at the top!!!
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oh hail nawww! PLease tell me she ain’t a day over 6yeras old
vero

@Howmany
vero

The last time I got drunk dead, I got pregnant.
Roc

@ Fab…OK, I won’t tell you
Ty

Lady_L says:

Is it me or is there like NON WHATSOVER chemistry between these two? I wonder what Tamar would be doing if her husband wasn’t rich.
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She would be still trying to find the right key for that Gladys tribute
howmanylicks_07

@OTB
Well my family is full of drunks so for me it a whole lot. Should of stopped at a whole. I use to crush a 5th of E&J twice every weekend and still be needing something after it. My friend said I drink likka like most people drink water/or juice.

I got plenty of embrassing drunk stories.
Ty

Fabulous City says:

Roc says:

Watching Judge Joe Brown…this bish got on an Aqua prom dress with a matching shawl and white tights….I just can’t… Shyt equipped with glitter and errythang at the top!!!
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oh hail nawww! PLease tell me she ain’t a day over 6yeras old

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If u say she has on white shoes I am going to fall out of this chair
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Howmany – Oh do you now….CARE TO SHARE THEM W/TATTED??
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Im glad they aren’t Tamar simply annoys the hell outta me and him to from what I see Oh and her other siblings
OutsidetheBox

If u say she has on white shoes I am going to fall out of this chair
Roc

Ty…OK not gonna tell you anything either.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

15 things black girls do on facebook
1.Invent middle names that declare their mantra of the moment such as Keisha blessedandbeautiful Johnson or T’Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington.
2. Complain about their enemies without actually naming the person, knowing that the offender will read the status: “It’s sad how some people are SO PETTY and can’t mind their OWN BUSINESS. I’m gonna pray for them because they need Jesus.”
3. Transform into social media ministers by posting bible verses or just making up inspirational quotes. “Men are like a box of Goobers. They seem sweet at first but they’re really just a bunch of nuts.”
4. Use their Facebook status updates to yell at the stars of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives and Love & Hip Hop. (You know NeNe can’t “hear” you, right?)
5. Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.” (White girls, if you’re confused go ask your black girlfriends what Big Chop means.)
6. To show off their new hairstyle, they take a picture in front of the bathroom mirror, with the door frame and toilet in the shot.
7. Stalk ex boyfriends. This is called “watching your back.”
8. Stalk current boyfriends. This is called “research.”
9. Declare there are no good men left anywhere on the planet Earth.
10. Pretend to be in relationships with celebrities. “Did you see my husband Kobe out there?” “About to watch my boo Idris in this new movie…”
11. Ask for help with such life-changing decisions as “Should I cook Oodles of Noodles or Hamburger Helper for dinner?”
12. Make a statement like “I’m SO pissed right now!” to get sympathy in comments, but when people ask what’s wrong they refuse to explain.
13. Providing play-by-play for every menial task on their to-do list: “Today I have to go to the bank, then go do this laundry, and pick up some bobby pins from Walgreens…”
14. Announce they need a “new start” and therefore will be deleting dozens of Facebook friends.
15. Complain that they don’t understand “that Twitter thing” and will never EVER use it.

***Hopefully none of you ladies fall in this category*****
Fabulous City
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I use to crush a 5th of E&J twice every weekend and still be needing something after it.
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Put E & J down after I wanted to fight everybody everytime I drank it that chit made me leave dahk likka alone period
Roc

Oh, I forgot to mention that the bottom of the dress resembled a tutu.
JMO

at CD! … Im proud to say I don’t do none of that chit
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ CD!
Fabulous City

***Hopefully none of you ladies fall in this category*****

just fukking at that whole post
OutsidetheBox

and pick up some bobby pins from Walgreens…”
Roc

Ohhhh E&J…takes me back to my early 20’s of which I can’t remember 85%…
Roc

Ohhhh E&J…takes me back to my early 20’s of which I can’t remember 85%…
Fabulous City

JMO says:

at CD! … Im proud to say I don’t do none of that chit

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:HIGHFIVE:
OutsidetheBox

Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.” (White girls, if you’re confused go ask your black girlfriends what Big Chop means.)

i didnt do that BUT I did post a length shot (hands on hips, hair straight down back), but I didnt say it was a length shot, I just posted it…a fool commented: “Why you showing your WEED? Your face is so pretty?”
lovezoe

16. Brag about getting “red bottoms” when you still staying at home.
17. Complain about your man one day and the next he your boo thang and the best thing ever.
AllNYC

“12. Make a statement like “I’m SO pissed right now!” to get sympathy in comments, but when people ask what’s wrong they refuse to explain.”
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Can not stand that isht! If you aren’t ready to spill your guts like a drunk on New Year’s Day, STFU!!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Zoe Zoe and her hate for “Red Bottoms”
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

***Hopefully none of you ladies fall in this category*****
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Not nairy one Chit Cray
OutsidetheBox

@Zoe

18. Count down every damn day till your birthday, then on your birthday bit ch and moan about it.
Fabulous City

1.Invent middle names that declare their mantra of the moment such as Keisha blessedandbeautiful Johnson or T’Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington.

3. Transform into social media ministers by posting bible verses or just making up inspirational quotes. “Men are like a box of Goobers. They seem sweet at first but they’re really just a bunch of nuts.”

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I can’t decide which one is more annoying….
lovezoe

Tatted- You KNOW how much I hate that!! Chick got a pair of “red bottoms” and got them as her profile pic. We get it, posting about “red bottoms” every day make it seem like you not used to anything.
Fabulous City

Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.”
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My sister does this very shyt why LOrd, why?
chocolate divalicious aka CD

16. Constantly putting up pics of the dinner you cooked with the caption “Ima a beast in the kitchen”
lovezoe

CD- I see this at least once a week, I am thinking if that’s the best you can do… Meals looking like slop on a plate.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Zoe Zoe –

PLEASE, NO ONE ON SANDRAROSE USES “RED BOTTOMS” EVER! We need for our resident pregnant one to feel NO RAGE!
lovezoe

An add on to the Big Chop- Throwing shade at people who get relaxers when you JUST had on in your head. “My hair is not stressed so it don’t need a relaxer.”
OutsidetheBox

YALL SO FUKKIN STUPID> FAB ROLLING EYES. CHOCD TOMBOUT BEASTS IN THE KITCHEN

I am fukking crying at my desk.
lovezoe

@Tatted No rage from over here, my emotions are all the way together I am just saying how you claim to be educated but a hoodbooger?
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Lovezoe

Or the fools who press like and comment “I wanna plate, bring me some that chit look good as hell and they azz leave in another state. SIT THE FUKK DOWN PLEASE ___/
JMO

lovezoe says:

An add on to the Big Chop- Throwing shade at people who get relaxers when you JUST had on in your head. “My hair is not stressed so it don’t need a relaxer.”
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THIS ^^^^
OutsidetheBox

“My hair is not stressed so it don’t need a relaxer.”
OutsidetheBox

Or the fools who press like and comment “I wanna plate, bring me some that chit look good as hell and they azz leave in another state. SIT THE FUKK DOWN PLEASE ___/
lovezoe

The chicks who talk about not going back to their OLD ways, when did you get NEW ways. Still the same loud mouth, quick to fight from HS.
JMO

Last year sometime, I have two friends and BOTH of they azzes put up a pic with the same guy saying “Me and the hubby” … I don’t even have the energy to say how that scenario played out on fb
lovezoe

JMO- :tears:
Fabulous City

Those so called “natural girls” are a trip. Well, most of them… that’s all I gotta say.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

The broads who post pics of they kids in they Sunday best and Christmas clothes with the caption “my junior and mini me stay fresh to def and you know damn well on any GIVEN day when you see they kids out and about the kids look like they been living on skid row. GTFOH CLOWN
OutsidetheBox

Or friend you when yall aint NEVER got along. Thats what I hate the most.

I aint mature enough yet hoe; I never will be. Yep. You the bigger person. Literally and figuratively.

LOL
Fabulous City

A guy you talk to for over a month magically becomes the Hubby.
i am always like, Bish what, what I missed??! Oh.
lovezoe

JMO- This one chick friend requested me KNOWING we were NEVER EVER cool, I left it ignored so she wouldn’t request me.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

you see they kids out and about the kids look like they been living on skid row. GTFOH CLOWN
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vero

@JMO. that happened to a girl I know not so long ago.
the guy left his gf for her and now, both of them are ‘in a relationship’ with him, and have him on their profile pic
OutsidetheBox

Those so called “natural girls” are a trip. Well, most of them… that’s all I gotta say

Nope. Speak on it. Dont worry. Nappy heads in short supply on SR.
JMO

OutsidetheBox says:

Or friend you when yall aint NEVER got along. Thats what I hate the most.

I aint mature enough yet hoe; I never will be. Yep. You the bigger person. Literally and figuratively.

LOL
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@lovezoe …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

I know a Keshia Johnson and my lil brother is constantly pulling a #3. I got a question though, Why do ppl “like” their own statuses. I mean, I just assumed the dummy liked it and that’s why they posted it!
Yall still crazy

CD, ION fb, and all of your reasons are probably the reason why. Like, bish, talk(text) to me! Errbody don’t care about that ish

On topic: I’ve only seen one episode EVER of the Braxtons, but this is one loud azz bitch that couldn’t travel in my circle O. No sireebob!

She’s lucky she’s Toni’s sister
MzTisch

The list regarding facebook?

ON POINT and SO TRUE…each and every one.

One of my ghetto from berf cousins always posting pics of the dinner she cooked or lists what she is cooking for dinner.

“I’m cooking chicken,peas, macaroni and cheese and rolls.”
Yall still crazy

No offense
Fabulous City

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

The broads who post pics of they kids in they Sunday best and Christmas clothes with the caption “my junior and mini me stay fresh to def and you know damn well on any GIVEN day when you see they kids out and about the kids look like they been living on skid row. GTFOH CLOWN
—————-
^^^ and they be makin sure the labels on clothes and shoes can be seen e.g US Polo Assn, thinking they done killed the game, tam’bout Jojo stays in some Ralph Lauren shyt
OutsidetheBox

JMO you laffing cause some mutt or two done did you like that.

Bishes got short memories or something.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

What about the weirdos who constantly POKE you or send you 200 game requests. Muthfugga I have now pronounced you Deleted and Blocked with yo “i got to much gotdam time on my hands having azz”.
lovezoe

Please don’t get me started on liking your own status! I thought the point of posting the status was because it was something you liked. SMH
Roc

I have a friend who’s man is married and her status says “in a Relationship”
OutsidetheBox
OutsidetheBox

e.g US Polo Assn, thinking they done killed the game, tam’bout Jojo stays in some Ralph Lauren shyt
MzTisch

How about the ones that block you from their wall, but still keep you on their friends list?

Just delete bish! You ain’t even gotta do all of dat…..

Or the ones who subliminally (they think) post something in reference to what you posting on their status? Trying to be slick at the mouth…..
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@IGO I DONT DO CORONAS **UNLESS I GOT A COUPLE OF SHOTS DOWN MY THROAK**
@BETTY BOOP BRANG UR GAWWGEOUS CULO TO TESASS FOR ME
MzTisch

164 Roc says:

I have a friend who’s man is married and her status says “in a Relationship”

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That ain’t her man tho……….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Roc

This slays me too. I have a cousin who LIVES with his girl. These fools will get into it and go back and forth on FB. Take yall retarded asses somewhere and STFD.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

I have a FB friend who always posting pics of her with her new wigs on with captions “Im on my blonde ish tonight or with her black one on saying “on my grown woman ish tonight LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JMO

@OTB & CD … yes OTB. My high school was big but there were a few people who I did not like and they did not like me. Years ago, I did get a message saying “Hey girl, how are you? I saw that you were friends with such & such so I sent you a request”
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I ALOT ON MY FB AND I KNOW I DONT EVEN BE SPELLN THE SHYT RIGHT..
lovezoe

Miz- I posted something the other day, not even talking about anyone and the girl talking about mmmmmm. I am like hit dogs holler don’t they.
OutsidetheBox

ChocD, i hate your friends
JMO

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

I have a FB friend who always posting pics of her with her new wigs on with captions “Im on my blonde ish tonight or with her black one on saying “on my grown woman ish tonight LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
________________________________________________________________________

I feel like your fb account would be hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tisch, now you KNOW, in her head, that’s her man. He really wanna be wiht her but, he can’t because his wife is giving him problems about being where he really wants to be.
OutsidetheBox

JMO get out my brain. rofl:

I wanna be friends with ChocD’s frens just so i can laugh!
MzTisch

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

I have a FB friend who always posting pics of her with her new wigs on with captions “Im on my blonde ish tonight or with her black one on saying “on my grown woman ish tonight LEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I hate that legoooooo chit with every fiber of my being. Leave the lingo for the children. You grown arse hell…..ugh.
lovezoe

Or posting like this : WhAt uP YaLl? I l-ve mi LiFe. Did you go to Everest?
OutsidetheBox

Or cause he cant leave his kids. Or cause he cant leave the house with her. Or cause its just a bad time right now.

Hoes be stupid yo.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@OTB & JMO

I usually just sit and scroll and shake my muthafugga head at dem clowns. My family always say you dont neva say chit on FB. When I do get on and see that foolery I end up logging the fugg off and going to bed.
Roc

Me and this bish went AT IT one day. I have no idea how you think he your man. Bish when you can’t even talk to him after 5 and never on weekends…
MzTisch

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Tisch, now you KNOW, in her head, that’s her man. He really wanna be wiht her but, he can’t because his wife is giving him problems about being where he really wants to be.
^^^^^^^^^^
She would have done better with “it’s complicated”.
OutsidetheBox

My high school was big

See this is a luxury. We got 4 high schools in town. Eveybody know everybody in my town.

FB always suggesting the bishes I cant stand either…cause we “friends” with all the same ppl.
OutsidetheBox

When I do get on and see that foolery I end up logging the fugg off and going to bed.

Chit is tiring!

bish just be like Whattttt …
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I have a friend who’s man is married and her status says “in a Relationship”
_________________
Shame tell her about self-confidence and self worth cuz thats some bull she must really want a relationship
JMO

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

@OTB & JMO

I usually just sit and scroll and shake my muthafugga head at dem clowns. My family always say you dont neva say chit on FB. When I do get on and see that foolery I end up logging the fugg off and going to bed.
_____________________________________________________________________

Your stuff would make for a good laugh though

@ MzT
MzTisch

Roc says:

Me and this bish went AT IT one day. I have no idea how you think he your man. Bish when you can’t even talk to him after 5 and never on weekends…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Me and this bish went AT IT one day. I have no idea how you think he your man. Bish when you can’t even talk to him after 5 and never on weekends…
___________________
He her man during work hours what she do with the other 40 hours of her week
Fabulous City

lovezoe says:

Please don’t get me started on liking your own status! I thought the point of posting the status was because it was something you liked. SMH
——————
I never get that. It’s like you sit there, contemplate your status for a few and thinks “man, that shit smooth as hail”. Then hit the Like button.
JMO

lovezoe says:

Or posting like this : WhAt uP YaLl? I l-ve mi LiFe. Did you go to Everest?
_____________________________________________________

How do you even type like that?? That pinky finger be exhausted trying to hit the Caps Lock 50 million fuggin times … I hate that!
lovezoe

The ones who say they have no time for drama but that’s all they do. My cousin was on FB talking about the other cousin was trying to holla at her man and how she was trifling, blahb blah blah. Called the girl out and everything. THEN people be cosigning the ignorance. You should be ashamed.
JMO

Fabulous City says:

lovezoe says:

Please don’t get me started on liking your own status! I thought the point of posting the status was because it was something you liked. SMH
——————
I never get that. It’s like you sit there, contemplate your status for a few and thinks “man, that **** smooth as hail”. Then hit the Like button.
____________________________
Anna

divalicious aka CD says:

16. Constantly putting up pics of the dinner you cooked with the caption “Ima a beast in the kitchen”
~~~~~~~~
Ppl shouldn’t do that. If you are not a photographer your pic gets lost in translation. I’ve seen pics of food and I don’t know what it is.
Fabulous City

FB always suggesting the bishes I cant stand either…cause we “friends” with all the same ppl.
—————
I can relate.
MzTisch

Or the ones that forget you know the REAL and they post an outright lie on fb forgetting that you are one of their friends……

My bro and his wife are preggo again right….
These bastids just had an “accidental” baby not even a year ago (that bullchit is another story)

Anyway, they don’t know I know her arse is preggo again….

Dis heaux all on fb talking about margarita’s and shots! Smdh
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Love
So she didn’t check her cousin when she caught her trying to get at her man SHe don’t really care then eff FB Im coming directly to your face
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@JMO

I really just be lurking now that chit aint for grown folks no more

I snapped on my lil 13 year cuzzin for tagging in some pics of her and another girl with the caption “who’s cuter pick” Girl I inboxed her so fukkin quick I am your friend on facebook not real life muthafugga. What the fugg I look like picking between some flat chested as 13 year old girls. GTFOH
lovezoe

People say they don’t like people in your drama, yet your FB profile is set on public. Mine locked down like a virgin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tisch….I agree.

@ after 5 or on weekends
MzTisch

lovezoe says:

People say they don’t like people in your drama, yet your FB profile is set on public. Mine locked down like a virgin.

^^^^
Right! My friend posted about someone stalking her but she just changed her profile to public. GTFOOH!
lovezoe

@Choco- EXACTLY! Then say they don’t like drama, you just want to stir up more drama. If my blood trying to holla at my man and he is COMPLETELY innocent, I am coming kicking your door down.
Roc

She told me she KNOW he loves her. Bish his status says MARRIED and got HER name on there. You don’t live in the same state. He NEVER lets you come to Atlanta to see him. Only to Alabama where you live. Then you act like it’s a wonderful thing when he holds your hand in Wal-Mart. Bish get a life,
JMO

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

@JMO

I really just be lurking now that chit aint for grown folks no more

I snapped on my lil 13 year cuzzin for tagging in some pics of her and another girl with the caption “who’s cuter pick” Girl I inboxed her so fukkin quick I am your friend on facebook not real life muthafugga. What the fugg I look like picking between some flat chested as 13 year old girls. GTFOH
______________________________________________________________
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Mz Tisch says:
Right! My friend posted about someone stalking her but she just changed her profile to public. GTFOOH!
****************
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

She told me she KNOW he loves her. Bish his status says MARRIED and got HER name on there. You don’t live in the same state. He NEVER lets you come to Atlanta to see him. Only to Alabama where you live. Then you act like it’s a wonderful thing when he holds your hand in Wal-Mart. Bish get a life,
___________________________

@LOVEZOE
Right come on now I can’t wait to handle chit like that on FB gets me nowhere

@CHOCOD
Friend on FB not in real life
lovezoe

What’s up with people posting their numbers on their About Me? I don’t get it, if they cool like that they gone have your number.
MzTisch

How about the ones that are fb friends with their teenagers (especially daughters) and they act like they don’t see their 15 year old with all these booty and tidday pics on her page?
MzTisch

lovezoe says:

What’s up with people posting their numbers on their About Me? I don’t get it, if they cool like that they gone have your number.

^^^^^^^^^
It may not be on purpose. I had my number listed as the Empire Carpet company number and one time I updated fb on my phone, and my real number was up there.
lovezoe

Mz- That’s why I didn’t link my phone to my FB.
MzTisch

lovezoe says:

Mz- That’s why I didn’t link my phone to my FB.

^^^^
I didn’t either….I’m not sure wtf happened. All I know is I checked it one day…and it listed my real number. I was pissed.
JMO

lovezoe says:

What’s up with people posting their numbers on their About Me? I don’t get it, if they cool like that they gone have your number.
_____________________________________________________________________

I upgraded the FB app on my phone and whenever I do that, it automatically populates on my FB page!! I learned this a few months ago because I was wondering how I started gettin all these sales calls…

If this bish call me one more time and ask me if I have diabetes and if I want to buy some chit, I’m going off!
chocolate divalicious aka CD

MzTisch says:

How about the ones that are fb friends with their teenagers (especially daughters) and they act like they don’t see their 15 year old with all these booty and tidday pics on her page?
*****************
That’s exactly why I snap on my lil cuzzos because they think you friends with them and just cause they parents dont say chit that you are not going to say anything. You will not be tagging me in chit, cussing on my page, talking about how you love your bae and all that other silly chit and yo azz is underage. That’s why I do FB in spurts because Ion have the patience for these kids or they mammys.
JMO

MzTisch says:

lovezoe says:

Mz- That’s why I didn’t link my phone to my FB.

^^^^
I didn’t either….I’m not sure wtf happened. All I know is I checked it one day…and it listed my real number. I was pissed.
_______________________________________________________

OK so it wasn’t just me?!
OutsidetheBox

Then you act like it’s a wonderful thing when he holds your hand in Wal-Mart. Bish get a life,

and
MzTisch

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

MzTisch says:

How about the ones that are fb friends with their teenagers (especially daughters) and they act like they don’t see their 15 year old with all these booty and tidday pics on her page?
*****************
That’s exactly why I snap on my lil cuzzos because they think you friends with them and just cause they parents dont say chit that you are not going to say anything. You will not be tagging me in chit, cussing on my page, talking about how you love your bae and all that other silly chit and yo azz is underage. That’s why I do FB in spurts because Ion have the patience for these kids or they mammys.

^^^^^
They outta control aren’t they? My brother is always trying to regulate my sister and I page, but your step daughter posing in a shirt exposing her tiddays that I wouldn’t even wear
lovezoe

People saying they in an open relationship then talking about how trifling their boo is.
MzTisch

JMO says:

MzTisch says:

lovezoe says:

Mz- That’s why I didn’t link my phone to my FB.

^^^^
I didn’t either….I’m not sure wtf happened. All I know is I checked it one day…and it listed my real number. I was pissed.
_______________________________________________________

OK so it wasn’t just me?!

^^^^^
Nope, those fb updates be phukkin everything up. I always check my settings afterwards….
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Errrbody who still on. See yall Monday have a good weekend
MzTisch

@ CD. Enjoy your weekend.
OutsidetheBox

Same here, team.

Finished my “high importance” and my shopping.
JMO

Im out too…
MzTisch

@OTB AND JMO….
caligirl

Had to log back in and post this…

Someone just sent me this absurd story…..
Pastor Stephen Addy Powell licks woman “vageen” while praying for her

Pastor Addy came to my house, asked me to pray with him and that he has had some bad revelations about me. While we were praying, he undressed me and started licking my “vagina” ….”
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

can picture us in the living room
by the mantle piece
and you’re telling me you’re loving me
with your hands on my thighs
while I’m staring in your brown eyes
and the expression on your face
is telling me you want more than a taste
so tonight we’re going all the way
we’ll be loving till the break of day

[Chorus:]
There’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do for you boy
I don’t care what the others say now that I got you babe
No one can bring me joy like you girl
All the little things you do
Its all about you boo

I can picture us running in the rain
After a movie then we spark a flame
Oh I love it when you scream my name
Going 60 in the 3rd lane
We pull over to the parking lot
In the Park that’s my favorite spot
Doing just about anything
We’ll be going till the birds sing

[Chorus]

I think its bout time that I make you mine
Oh what your saying to me boy come on break it down
To find another like you will be a lifetime
I think I see where you’re going baby let it out let it out
Listen to me baby got something to say
Is it really what I think don’t take all day
Forever is what I wanna give to you so what do you say
Baby I do

THIS USED TO BE MY FUKN JAM!!! GET IT KEKE!!
Yall still crazy

Lakerfabuloso, that was the JAM!

I want her, Syleena Johnson, and Tweet to come out with some music
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL I WANT INDIA TO COME OUT WITH ONE TOO… HOLD UP WHEN IS THE LAST TIME SHE HAD AN ALBUM OUT?
LOOOVE UR BROOOOWN SKIN
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

HEATHER HEADLY TOO!!
Yall still crazy

Roc says:

She told me she KNOW he loves her. Bish his status says MARRIED and got HER name on there. You don’t live in the same state. He NEVER lets you come to Atlanta to see him. Only to Alabama where you live. Then you act like it’s a wonderful thing when he holds your hand in Wal-Mart. Bish get a life,

But uhhh yeah, it usually takes 3,4,5,6,7, yrs for a dumb bish to realize that she’s wasted her time. #stupidhoesgotthegameallphuckedup
and Roc
Yall still crazy

And if I am a reflection of him…. I must be fly…..

I forget the name of this song, but it’s my jam too
Yall still crazy

Oh yeah Heather Headly. Emotional rollercoaster was so lovely. The way she moved her voice around those words yo…

If you bishes are reading this, getchoazz in the studio STAT!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL I USED TO LISTEN TO ALL THESE BISHES IN HS AND ALL MY FRIENDS WOULD SAY “BISH U 30 WHY U LISTEN TO SOME OLD SHYT” I LOOOVE INDOIA HEATHER KEKE THEY GOT THEM GOOD SKRONG VOICE RIRI CANT EVEN HOLD A DAM ROSE TO NONE OF THESE BISHES
IIIIII WIIIISHHH I WASSNT IN LOOOOOOVE WITH U SOOO U COULDNT HUUUUURT MEEE!! HEATHER HAS AN AMAZING VOICE!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

I think Emotional Rollercoaster was Vivian Green

Heather Headley was I Wish I Wasn’t and In My Mind, I’ll Always Be His Lady
Yall still crazy

Oh yeah Dimpz, you’r right, her too. Vivian sang that song *holds lighter up*

I mean who do we have that repping r&b right now.

Oh, I am always Team MJB, but who else is there?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@WIFIE THAT IS MY FUKN SONG TOOO!! IIIIN MY MIIIIIND SHE WILLLL ALWAYS BE MY LAAAAAAADY!!
100% usa made!

Vivian Greene and Heather Headley gets mad love on my playlist. Chaka Khan, Gladys Knight,Anita Baker and Jill Scott stay in my rotation!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Chaka Khan, Gladys Knight,Anita Baker and Jill Scott
^^ IM TO SAY I HAVEN’T LISTEN TO THESE LADIES YET… BUT IF THEY GOOD LIKE HEATHER AND INDIA I TRY IT!!
Yall still crazy

Oh, you’ve gotta check them out!

Oh, I don’t know how I left out Sade’

cues Soldier of Love
MICKEE1974

AWWW i was looking forward to their show! Tamar is my girl!
Yall still crazy

100% I love Jill’s 1st cd with a passion. Anita’s too!

My name is J.I.L.L.S.C.O.T.Tttttt
Yall still crazy

Mickee
*hands her tamar tied up & gagged*
Here you can have her, she’s all yours

and
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

**making a fourth christmas list with these ladies cd**
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL DAM TIED UP THO!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Cause I’m all alone
theres no one here beside me
my problems have all gone
theres no one here to reside me
But you gotta have friends
Yall still crazy

If we didn’t tie her up she’d take the rag outta her mouth and that’s the main problem—->her loud azz mouth

*Disclaimer: my kepboard was hacked*
Roc

Hey Ya’ll!!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@ROC U NEW?? IF SO
@YALL THAT BISH DONT GOT NO OFF SWITCH!!
Roc

Oh yeah…that’s The Truth…India Arie
Roc

Thanks for the love…post when I can
Yall still crazy

Laker, she would get on my last nerve, hell I’ve only seen one episode and that bish is on my nerve still.

Go sit your loud self down Toni’s sister
#actlikealadygeez
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL THE BF BE MAD WHEN I BE LISTENING TO MY SLOW JAMS **THEY IN SPANISH** I WISH ERRBODY KNEW SPANISH THEM SLOW SOOONG BABAY
Roc

I wish I knew Spanish for those soap opers Babay!!!
Yall still crazy

<—each tata says FREE HIS & Chibytex
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@ROC NO PROBLEMO LET ME TELL U HOW ALLLLL THEM BISHES START AND END … POOR GIRL FALLS IN LOVE WITH RICH HANDSOME MAN HE IS TAKEN BY EVIL BISH THEY GO THRU SOME BS END OF STORY WEDDING AND KIDS UR WELCOME!!
Yall still crazy

Laker, Spanish and French slow songs are sooo
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WHAT ABOUT THIS SONG
I MUST HAVE REHEARSED MY LINES
A THOUSAND TIMES
UNTIL I HAD THEM MEMORIZED
BUT WHEN I GET UP THE NERVE
TO TELL U THE WORDS GET IT PATTI!!
Roc

@ Laker. Thank you mami!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL AND FRENCH IS FANCY SPANISH TO ME SOME WORDS I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN!! I BE TRYING TO LISTEN BUT I GET FRUSTRATED BUT MY SLOW SPANISH SONGS AND ENGLISH I BE :2dance: WITH ME MYSELF AND I!!
Yall still crazy

Roc, I saw a Chinese telenovela once and I was in tears! No joke!

The story went like this (now remember it was in Chinese language):
Man marries woman, they start a family, man cheats on woman, wife finds out and cries, mistress is diagnosed with cancer, wife tells husband to go be with her and take care of her, mistress dies, husband and wife cry.

Oh, that ish was sooo touching
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@ROC GIRL ME AND MY MADRE USED TO WATCH ERRSINGLE ONE AND ERRSINGLE MO’FUKA STARTED AND ENDED THE SAME WAY NO MATTER IF THE BISH WAS IN THE 1920’S OR PRESENT ITS HIIIILARIOUS!!
Yall still crazy

YES, Patti is no joke!

“If I were your woman” by Aretha too
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL I BE BUMPING INTO SONGS ON PANDORA AND BECOME A FAN LIKE EXCAPE I NEVER HEARD OF THEM UNTIL I GOT TO THIS BLOG AND BAM!! THEM SONGS BE ON REPEAT I LIKE THAT I CAN LISTEN TO SO MANY DIFERENT TYPES OF MUSIC AND I BE GETTING ALL INTO IT!! **DONT LET ME HAVE SOME DRANKS IN ME ITS GOING DOOOOWN!!”
Roc

I swear I be yelling at the TV even though i don’t knwo what they saying
Yall still crazy

Look at the If I were your woman words!

You should check out the Motown Classics! That’s the real music right there.
Roc

Aight ladies…gotta roll. My little one has a fever. He just punched me in the face so i don’t think he knows LOL!
Posche

Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa has filed for divorce due to his cheating.
Yall still crazy

Roc says:

I swear I be yelling at the TV even though i don’t knwo what they saying

———————————-
I was all choked up thinking “damn, she really love that man, telling him to go take care of his sick mistress”.
& then he came back to tell the wife she dies, and the wife cried!
Like, who does that?
Yall still crazy

:stop: the presses Posche

Hmmm, let me think, NOPE, don’t care. She wasted her yrs too
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YALL **MAKES A NOTE OF THIS** EXPAND MY HORIZON!! I LIKES ALL KINDS OF MUSIC AS LONG AS IT AINT NO HEAVY METAL I EVEN LOOOVE THE OLDIES
lovezoe

ALERT: VANESSA BRYANT HAS FILED FOR DIVORCE! !
Yall still crazy

Auntie, :stop: step away from the strippers pole (yeah, we know that your Friday night “habit”) & get to blogging on post # 267
Yall still crazy

Zoe,Hope she ain’t catch that ish she can’t get rid of.

I see zmt on top of it. Harvey knows he puts his credentials to use
lovezoe

No prenup, married 10.5 years. “When she leave your a@@ she gone leave with half”
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@PORSHE DAM I HOPE THIS DONT AFFECT HIS GAME EVIL BSIH SHE COULDNT WAIT TILL THE END OF THE FUKN SEASON… THE NERVE!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IM PISSD I KNOW THIS GOING TO AFFECT HIS FUKN GAME!! NO PRE-NUP **FAINTS** MY PO LIL KOBE BEAN GOING TO GIVE THAT BIZZNATCH HALF AND THEN SOME!!
MsOnederful

WELP! Kobe bryants wife filed for divorce… she was married to him for 10 years.. no PRE-NUP ..excuse me married to him 10 years and 6 months.. AUNTIE! WE need a MONEY! EMOTICON! LOL Cha chinggggggggggggggggggggggg…..
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Bryant, 33, and his soon-to-be ex-wife, 29, married in April 2001, when Bryant was just 22 and she 18. They have two daughters, Natalia Diamante Bryant, 8, and Gianna Maria-Onore, 5.

In 2003, the couple weathered a public scandal after Bryant was charged with allegedly raping a 19-year-old Colorado resort employee. The charges were eventually dropped after the accuser refused to testify. The case settled out of court.

Just days after Bryant was charged, his wife was seen sporting an 8-carat purple diamond ring worth about $4 million, which many interpreted as a apologetic gesture to her.

SELFLESS BISH!! **I DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT THE MARRIAGE IM WORRIED ABOUT THE BLACK MAMBA**
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

YALL SEE HOW THIS BISH STUCK AROUND THRU THE RINGS NOW SHE PROLLY THINK HIS GAME IS DONE AND OVER WITH SO SHE PACKN HER SHYT AND MOVING THE FUK ON!! FUK THE HO3 VANESSA KNEW ABOUT ALL OF THEM COME THE FUK ON 10 YRS!! BISH U WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT!! CHAAAAACHING!!
lovezoe

Only job she ever had was McD and know she got 200 milly, spousal support AND child support. #PAID. I don’t celebrate divorce, but she bout to be a fat cat.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@LOVE GIRL THIS BISH FINA BE ESSSTRA PAID… KOBE GOING TO LOOSE HIS FUKN AZZ!! DAM DAM!! THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A LAKERS SEASON
lovezoe

@now, not know
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

ALL I KNOW IS THAT KIM KARTRASHIAN BETTA STAY THE FUK AWAY!! U KNOW THAT BISH CAN SMELL A RICH BLACK DACK ANYWERE!! I THE BIS!! I THINK IM TAKING IT HARDER THAN KOBE
lovezoe

I don’t like Kobe, but the thought of giving up half my empire makes me nauseous for him,
lovezoe

Auntie don’t me but I got a chuckle out of this twitpic: http://twitpic.com/7u8d5h
MrsMommy

Tamar is over-acting for television ratings. I’m surprised so many people don’t see right through this, instead preferring to fall for the okie doke.
Doc Holiday

Mos def over-acting…and Vince looks like he’s out of breath all the time
Che

So why is the hollywood reporter saying it is? Complete with the production companies name, who is producing it, etc.. Also AMC Networks’ WE tv has greenlit an eight-episode, one-hour original series featuring sisters Erica and Tina Campbell of three-time Grammy award winning Gospel duo Mary Mary.