Afternoon Delight: Alicia Keys

Music producer Swizz Beatz narrowly missed doing federal time on piracy charges two weeks ago. The 33-year-old deadbeat dad flossed like he was making millions off the now defunct Megaupload.com content storage website. But as it turns out, Swizz allowed the website’s real owner to use his name and likeness on the website — for free… or so his lawyer says. Of course the truth will be revealed in due time.

Yesterday, a grateful Swizz and his gorgeous wife, Alicia Keys jetted to the sandy beaches of Hawaii with their adorable 15-month-old son, Egypt, for a little relaxation.

Photos: Splash News via Daily Mail



 


  • NaijaGal

    :|

  • VDot

    Umm the babies side profile is cute. That’s all I got. :coffee:

  • vero

    :blink:

  • I Go There

    Alicia Got some nice azz hips.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :coffee: <— sake

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hurl:

    :wtf: Sandra!

  • NaijaGal

    @Sandra is it true Alicia likes the ladies?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Sits close to Denise cause I remember when she got drunk and how she act when she so. :coffee:

    Remember when you thought they made your sis Rudy drink? Drinker down Drinker down :no: tragic

  • The Makeup Maven

    I :heart: babies! :yes:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    NaijaGal says:

    @Sandra is it true Alicia likes the ladies?
    __________________

    I didn’t get that vibe when I met her way back before the fame. But the lesbun community claims her. :coffee:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    awe look at da baby

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    my hurling and gagging is NOT toward that precious baby though… :coffee:

  • I Go There

    Remember when you thought they made your sis Rudy drink? Drinker down Drinker down tragic
    ______________________________________

    Thats that Alphabet Game…. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Thats a pamper. :( Not little swimmers. Aint it enough chit in the ocean?

    She shole aint breastfeeding either. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Igo :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Sandra Rose says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @Sandra is it true Alicia likes the ladies?
    __________________

    I didn’t get that vibe when I met her way back before the fame. But the lesbun community claims her. :coffee:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Us’ta want this to be sooo true back in the day! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ OTB them lil swimmers dont hold nothing in

  • caligirl

    Swizz allowed the website’s real owner to use his name and likeness on the website — for free… or so his lawyer says. Of course the truth will be revealed in due time.

    __________
    I think those was real close to what I said :shrug:

  • Hershey

    Afternoon delight??? Where? I keep clicking on these pictures and all I see is Gonzo and a woman with Cankles who needs OchoCinco to airbrush some abs, and tree stump/trunk legs aint shyt delightful about that :hurl: You’re kidding right Sandra?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Remember when you thought they made your sis Rudy drink

    My favorite episode! The drinking game! :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yes they do! Al! You cover the swimmers with the suit!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Hershey says:

    Afternoon delight??? Where? I keep clicking on these pictures and all I see is Gonzo and a woman with Cankles who needs OchoCinco to airbrush some abs, and tree stump/trunk legs aint shyt delightful about that :hurl: You’re kidding right Sandra?

    _________

    Whoooo chile….you summed it up perfectly! :clap:

  • I Go There

    ALBoy says:

    @ Igo
    _____________________

    Dawg Rudy was like… “Eww this nasty”… and Cliff was like Drink IT.

    :hahaha:

  • NaijaGal

    @Alboy that was Vanessa aka ‘Nessa

  • melinla

    Swizz should ALWAYS face the camera… no side-profile shots please. That baby is too cute. Glad to see them vacationing as a partial family… He has other kids, right?

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    Remember when you thought they made your sis Rudy drink? Drinker down Drinker down tragic
    ______________________________________

    Thats that Alphabet Game….
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Drinker down :handclap: Drinker down :handclap:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    keeps scrolling back up to that top pic… :no:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    *harpoons*

  • CFREE

    AWWW the lil nuk nuk :hug:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @OTB

    If she’s breastfeeding, she has to be doing it with somebody else’s breasts cause she surely ain’t got nary a teet to spare to feed a babe. :no:

    And her shape is just….bad. And NOT in a good way.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :rofl: harpoons.

    *Remembers “You spelled ocean wrong”*. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Naija

    I was gettin’ ret to say! That was VANESSA (Meg) who they played the “chug-a-lug” game with…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    EWWWWWWWWWW her body is ugly to me sorry I had to say it!

    Swiss is ugly as hell and I think they don’t bathe daily

  • Eazy

    Shes very bottom heavy but very pretty to me :yes:

  • CFREE

    Alicia be lookin hard as fvck SHEON really like how dyck feel :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @Dougie

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yeah, they smaller than before. She a first time mom, somebody shouldve told her she could balance her body by breastfeeding to plump them lumps.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Otb I know you dont put them on the outside :lol: i tried them and long story short we end up cleanin some carpet at a friends house pee not poop

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    she got some hilps.. cute baby :yes:

  • I Go There

    Eazy says:

    Shes very bottom heavy but very pretty to me
    ________________________________________

    Yep…. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    So what ur saying is both Swizz and Alicia’s butts stank! :vomit:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Alicia be lookin hard as fvck SHEON really like how dyck feel
    _________________________
    :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Fe
    Yes look at them!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Can’t get past them pizza and soda spots on her face…. :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Choc bish you dont ever think ppl bathe?!?!?! :rofl: :rofl:

    Unkempt, dirty, look like she stink, etc, etc. :rofl:

  • CFREE

    The baby looks like Halle Berry’s youngin rt here

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Boy Bod!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Very pretty? :think: Im surprised @Eazy. You are pretty beautiful IMO

    Alicia looks like…every other mixed girl ever seen. Regular? IDK if im explaining that right.

    Like I would confuse her in a line up..? :yes: Her face has no character?

  • CFREE

    CHOC she prolly be laying there like :rolleyes: wish i had a dack so i can put it on dis nicca :rofl:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Choco

    Uhhhnnnnn…their azzes smell like the puss that comes out of her zits…

    Ok, I’m out! :bye:

  • OutsidetheBox

    pee not poop

    :hahaha: babes.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Choc bish you dont ever think ppl bathe?!?!?!
    ___________________
    :rofl: :rofl: Its something about your complexion like if it looks grayish or something I think you arent clean look at her complexion chit is dull :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    A friend of mine has those same legs, she calls her legs “tree trunks”

    :shoutout to Yancy: :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    AKeys gives me the vibe too. :lol:

  • KDub

    You can’t breastfeed and be on Accutane (skrong acne med).

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPpy_SVV_0 ELove

    DAMN Swizzy’s Nose is F-ing HUGE Though !!! :blink:

    I BET He be Playing with HER Puzzy with IT Too :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco

    Uhhhnnnnn…their azzes smell like the puss that comes out of her zits…
    _________________
    :lol: See you notice it too :rofl:

  • Hershey

    You have to be a very strong person to handle the shyt that’s said up in here, dayum we’re rough, the average bish woulda offed herself or never took nan nudda pisha

    #ILikesIt

    :rofl:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Thats a pamper. Not little swimmers. Aint it enough chit in the ocean?

    She shole aint breastfeeding either
    __________________
    :rofl: :rofl: :crying:

  • OutsidetheBox

    laying there like wish i had a dack so i can put it on dis nicca

    Seeing other ppl in her head :rofl: ;rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I BET He be Playing with HER Puzzy with IT Too
    ___________________
    Chid is prolly bigger than the pecker in his pants #IM SICK NOW :rofl:

  • bnatural

    :offtopic: Just read that Elephant Man has been arrest and charged with rape……

  • Yall still crazy

    That’s one body ION wanna see NO wardrobe malfunctions :nono:

    Ewwww, go back and look yall. Not What’s Happening.AT.ALL.

    #aintmyfault :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPpy_SVV_0 ELove

    @Y’all (Comment #54)
    They are called RHINO-LEGS !!! :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Very true @KDub. I forgot about that, and her face has cleared substantially.

  • CFREE

    I just overheard my Male co worker say “don’t nobody want no dog w/o nuts” can u say ish like that in the office? niccas say anything :hahaha:

  • Hershey

    Sandra what happened to the ama-chewer models that you posted as Morning Glory’s???? I know there’s some aspiring model/actor/sctress/Soldier/Sailor/Airmen/Airwoman just waiting for their pisha’s to go up?

    :waiting:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    CHOC she prolly be laying there like wish i had a dack so i can put it on dis nicca
    __________________
    :vomit: :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Its something about your complexion

    :rofl: :rofl: Like me with folks with too many tatts?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I just overheard my Male co worker say “don’t nobody want no dog w/o nuts” can u say ish like that in the office? niccas say anything
    ________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Eazy

    bnatural says:
    Just read that Elephant Man has been arrest and charged with rape
    ______________
    while this isnt funny, he prob tired of hearing no so he just taking it :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    You have to be a very strong person to handle the shyt that’s said up in here

    Any “star” who reads the net is a fool! You see Monica learned her lesson!

  • NaijaGal

    @bnatural who is the elephant man

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Had to say this real quick…

    @Eazy

    You make pillow-legged Alicia look like Barney and Baby Bop blended together…you are CRUSHING that bish up there… :yes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    KDub says:

    You can’t breastfeed and be on Accutane (skrong acne med).
    _______________
    :dead: u shole caint! baby gone have IBS, LMNOP, errythang!

  • Yall still crazy

    Elove, that’s mean :lol:

  • KDub

    Any reason why Egypt gotta lug that diaper fulla wata around? Oh wait his parents are clueless neva mind.

  • Eazy

    She gives me “dominate lesb” vibes in everything she does

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Like me with folks with too many tatts?
    ______
    BINGO!

  • Ty

    OutsidetheBox says:

    She shole aint breastfeeding either
    _____________
    She does have the Cassie syndrome before the upgrade

    #lilboychest

  • CFREE

    OutsidetheBox says:

    laying there like wish i had a dack so i can put it on dis nicca

    Seeing other ppl in her head :rofl:
    _______________________________________________________________________
    The Kang, not T.I :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Any “star” who reads the net is a fool! You see Monica learned her lesson!
    _____________________
    :lol:

  • Eazy

    Aww thanks @Fefe :hugs: *now lets go find 2chainz and you tell him that for ur girl :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Her legs are water logged sorta like my boobs feel :lol:

  • Ms. YaYa

    I have always thought Alicia was a lesb… :coffee:

  • CFREE

    “ama-chewer models” :hahaha:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    CFREE says:

    CHOC she prolly be laying there like wish i had a dack so i can put it on dis nicca
    ________________
    :ghost:

    ________________
    :stop: way min..didnt MJ buy the elephant man’s bones? soo he died? came back as the elephant man & raped some1? or we tambout the singer elephant man? :think:

  • KDub

    And nobody gonna say nothing about the dent in the side of Mr. Beats head?

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    me too Ms. Yaya! i memba a few years back some REAL cozy pics hit the net of Akeys, & a female companion :coffee: from her 1st vid fallen, i have always gotten soft butch from her :shrug:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :offtopic:
    So Ted Turner is the 80 year old white dyck Marlo been fukking. :blink:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Wait did I just recieve an email (clearly inadvertently) talking chit about the first lady? Saying she spent 50k on bras with Sheikha Mozah. :hahaha:

    Bishes is livid!

  • Hershey

    :offtopic:

    One of the “Fear Factor” contestants who drank donkey semen is finally breaking her silence — claiming her spunk-chugging experience “was the hardest 15 minutes of my life.”

    Twins Brynne and Claire Odioso — who competed on the episode — called in to the Cowhead Show in Tampa today, describing the donkey splooge-o-rama in graphic detail.

    According to Brynne, the twins got to choose who downed the semen and who drank the donkey urine — Claire pulled the short straw.

    According to Claire, producers left the semen sitting out all day in the hot sun — and by the time she got to drinking it, it was boiling hot … which made the smell unbearable.

    Claire said it was extremely bitter going down … “with hints of hay” — and she vomited several times before successfully drinking the entire glass.

    As for how the donkey stuff compares to the human variety — Claire added, “It’s a lot thicker.”

    Not that she knows from experience or anything

    :rofl: that last line It’s a lot thicker :rofl: Mom and Pops must be proud!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Otb I love when I get added to “the list” on mistake I just hold on to it SHow it to who sent it and Oh Ok smh

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Alicia is not cute…. I’m sorry. No “damn- look at that!” about her at all. :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @CHOCD
    Do you believe it I read but ION know if I believe it

  • CFREE

    SAY what now @CD :popcorn:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Alicia is not cute…. I’m sorry. No “damn- look at that!” about her at all.
    _______________
    Right! Being mixed doesn’t automatically make you cute

  • OutsidetheBox

    Jane Fonda’s Ted? :blink:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :offtopic:
    According to a HelloBeautiful:

    “Ted Turner was Marlo’s sugar daddy. My understanding is that Marlo is one of the reasons why Jane Fonda divorced Ted Turner.

    Ted Turner is the “sponsor” who financed the The Red Carpet Boutique Marlo had at the Perimeter mall in ATL. Marlo knows how to get money, she’s a true hustler.”

    If you don’t know, Ted Turner is one of the wealthiest men in the world… DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM Marlo, it’s like that?? Talk about the come up.

    Don’t believe us? Check out pics of Marlo’s townhouse and tell us what you think…
    ********************************
    Ion know it may be true yall :shrugs:

  • heavenslie

    As I said on the DM… where are his other 3 kids? Enjoy that family holiday concubine, while it lasts!!

  • Yall still crazy

    So Ted Turner is the 80 year old white dyck Marlo been fukking.

    A fair exchange ain’t never a robbery :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    According to Claire, producers left the semen sitting out all day in the hot sun — and by the time she got to drinking it, it was boiling hot … which made the smell unbearable.

    Claire said it was extremely bitter going down … “with hints of hay” — and she vomited several times before successfully drinking the entire glass.

    As for how the donkey stuff compares to the human variety — Claire added, “It’s a lot thicker.”
    _________________
    #QUEESY

  • OutsidetheBox

    @Al. The bish bout 100 AND she tried to do a recall. #FAIL! :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Wait did I just recieve an email (clearly inadvertently) talking chit about the first lady? Saying she spent 50k on bras with Sheikha Mozah.

    *pushes you to HR agane* :lol:
    tell it

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Lol I love that too late I already opened it LOL and Im going to HR asap :lol:

  • Hershey

    @ CD, the episode where Marlo brought Nene to that nice home for the jewelry sale, that was Ted Turner’s daughter’s home…I know it’s true

    #heauxsreallydobewinning

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPpy_SVV_0 ELove

    @CD
    Ted Turner… So THAT’S ALOT of Viagra or Cialis ENHANCED Sex She’s getting huh :coffee:

  • caligirl

    Please pray for me, I really don’t like this lady I work with. Need strength to deal with her….I just want to shout bish I HATE you! But I love pay check, home and car note (not so much) but I’m praying that I win the lottery. LORD plese give me strength to work with the demon woman.

    Know I sound INSANE and small minded…But really please pray

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    MArlo now thats true stunt puss right there SP dont care

  • Yall still crazy

    heavenslie says:

    As I said on the DM… where are his other 3 kids? Enjoy that family holiday concubine, while it lasts!!

    ——————————
    Why must the other children be there?

    ION like her, just curious to your answer.

  • Chocolate Diva

    They were talking about the girl who drank the donkey semen on the radio this morning talm bout a donkey is somewhere sounding like the Eddie Murphy character in Shrek telling his donkey friends “Hey yall u know I’m about to be a daddy” :rofl: :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ion know about her being the reason though! Ted Turner is said to be bipolar!

    I watched him on OWN masterclass Monday night. Interesting.

  • CFREE

    HERSHEY dat bytch swallowed ALLLLLL that chit? fk NO! :vomit:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Cali it will be alright dont let her get you down her uterus might have fallen out you never know what folks going through

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    “Ted Turner was Marlo’s sugar daddy. My understanding is that Marlo is one of the reasons why Jane Fonda divorced Ted Turner.

    Ted Turner is the “sponsor” who financed the The Red Carpet Boutique Marlo had at the Perimeter mall in ATL. Marlo knows how to get money, she’s a true hustler.”

    If you don’t know, Ted Turner is one of the wealthiest men in the world… DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM Marlo, it’s like that?? Talk about the come up.

    Don’t believe us? Check out pics of Marlo’s townhouse and tell us what you think…
    __________________
    We saw her townhouse it was nicely furnished but I mean why not a single family home

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    :lol: @ CD

  • Yall still crazy

    SP dont care :dead: It shole don’t :hahaha:

    ————————————————————–
    Cali, what she doing? #tryingtobehelpful

  • Chocolate Diva

    Marlo aint prolly got do nothing either just spit on the dyck and strangle it for a couple of minutes.

    #secretlyhatingonthatbytch

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    donkey friends “Hey yall u know I’m about to be a daddy”
    ________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Ms. YaYa

    @ caligirl…you do NOT sound insane at all because we have a couple of those at my workplace. I have to debate everyday if I wanna “catch a case”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPpy_SVV_0 ELove

    @OTB
    By the time Jane got with Ted Turner… HER Snatch was in WORST Condition than Demi Moore’s is NOW :coffee:

  • I Go There

    With ALL the black puss in ATL I hope to gawd Ted didnt get with Marlo.
    For the Town House Car and Change it came out cheap but….. DAMN

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ CD if he oon them pills she gone have to work some out

    s/n never take those pills if you dont need to youll regret it

  • OutsidetheBox

    #secretlyhatingonthatbytch

    :hahaha: Like me and Oprah was hating on Mellody Hobson!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Please pray for me, I really don’t like this lady I work with. Need strength to deal with her….I just want to shout bish I HATE you! But I love pay check, home and car note (not so much) but I’m praying that I win the lottery. LORD plese give me strength to work with the demon woman.
    _________________
    Solution kill that bish with kindness she won’t know what to do and will always be trying to figure it out and then zone the bish out!

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    @dougie if your lurking I need a quick synposis of Aries men, I need to know if I’m compaitable with an aries man. please and thank you!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey Jane 71 with a new man too! :lol:

  • NaijaGal

    Fcuk for a breakable plate dinner or fcuk for diamonds and pearls…every woman makes their choice…Ted is single as a dollar bill #Fab’sline

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @MizzDallas
    YOu know there a website for the zodiac sign compatibility just google it

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Al

    Learn from experience huh :coffee:

  • I Go There

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Hey Jane 71 with a new man too!
    ________________________________

    What… Is he 90?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Dallas youre a cacer too right? Cancer woman aries man? :think:

    Fire and water.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ CD Im just saying I wouldnt do it is all :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    So she got lip on her tummy but doesn’t work out :think:

  • Yall still crazy

    Truth be told, Turner Broadcasting is in my building, same elevator bank, and I swore if I ever saw that fool, I was gonna get something out of it… Be it a job, a friend, an old geezer I’d deal with etc :ashamed:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Marlo aint prolly got do nothing either just spit on the dyck and strangle it for a couple of minutes.

    #secretlyhatingonthatbytch
    __________________________________

    :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Al

    Luckily for me my juices stay on 10 :biggrin:

  • I Go There

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Dallas youre a cacer too right? Cancer woman aries man?

    Fire and water.

    ____________________________________________________

    Im an Aries and Ive been with a few Cancer women…. Its cool
    to me.

    But Im not really into all that Zodiac shait.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    For some reason I think their in turmoil underlying in their relationship just waiting to rear it’s ugly head

  • OutsidetheBox

    IGO i dont even think he’s 70. :lol:

    And Jane is actually 73!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    For the effn past couple of days I’ve been typing their and not there dayum get a clue!

  • Chocolate Diva

    Yall still crazy says:

    Truth be told, Turner Broadcasting is in my building, same elevator bank, and I swore if I ever saw that fool, I was gonna get something out of it… Be it a job, a friend, an old geezer I’d deal with etc
    **********************
    U betta twerk something bytch. But be careful Marlon might try and :shank: yo ass for fuggin with her meal ticket. #treadlightlymynig

  • KDub

    I am trying to figure out if I would do Ted Turner. I mean deep thought status about it.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Dalllas is talking relationship @IGo.

    Cancer women can get along with pretty much anyone. I think its the lasting aspect she is searching for…

    What happ to the Cancer women and you?

  • Eazy

    Cancer woman/aries man: I hope you have strong will power and not sensitive, he will be very sarcastic and blunt but they do love women who act like women. They are the superman type..will save yo butt if you worth saving.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @DAllas

    I anwswered you right in the post before this. A brief synopsis: “Hell no!”

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ CD Oh Really heres a story I read so a dude knew someone with the pills dude that had them was like im just gone try it other dude like give me one first dude like take half other dude like oh ok takes whole thing got it in and couldnt “relax” for 3 hours it sounds good on the commercial until your time limit is up and you cant leave your room cause you dont want to scare your babies or them asking questions :no: <—– so I heard

  • KDub

    Truth be told, Turner Broadcasting is in my building, same elevator bank, and I swore if I ever saw that fool, I was gonna get something out of it… Be it a job, a friend, an old geezer I’d deal with etc
    ————————————————
    Can you slide him my email addy if you get the chance? Thanks.

    :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    I would do Ted Turner in a heart beat. I got three kids to put through college. I prolly would want to scrub my fuggin skin off after but hey a bytch gotta do what a bytch gotta do :coffee:

    SN: Prolly just doggie and reverse cowgirl Ion wanna look in that old man eyes :no:

  • I Go There

    OutsidetheBox says:

    IGO i dont even think he’s 70.

    And Jane is actually 73!
    ____________________________________

    They need to sit down… I know damn well Im not about to be chasing down some 70 yr old woman…. Unless she looks like Diane Caroll.
    Anything else would be a waste of fking time.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Repost:

    “@Dallas

    Astrologically speaking, I believe they are somewhat compatible. But if you are the typical sensitive, need to be catered to, needs your feelings to always be considered first Cancer, then a competitive, “gotta-get-ahead-by-any-means-necessary,” “fukk-your-feelings-the-goal-is-more-important,” “you-need-me-more-than-I-need-you” egotistical Aries man aint going do nothing but make you mad, angry, upset and disappointed.

    You’re just going to be :cuss: and :wail: a lot over/with him. Cancer’s are too senstitive for the typical Aries. It ain’t meant to work. BUT, some folks are the exception so if you really like him, try it, not a fail unless you don’t try. But just be aware of what it oculd be.

    Hope this helped!

  • OutsidetheBox

    I hope you have strong will power and not sensitive.

    Pretty much! Im a cusp so I can go both ways but most true cancers :no:

    And Aries men fiercly independant. I love it, but my other cancer friends be weeping willows!

  • Eazy

    Chocolate Diva says:

    SN: Prolly just doggie and reverse cowgirl Ion wanna look in that old man eyes
    ___________________
    Just close your eyes and relax :hahaha:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Al
    Yo pole stayed at 12 o’clock huh :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Diane Carroll could get it on the Chiffarobe :coffee:

  • Yall still crazy

    CD, sheON know my life :lol:
    ——————–
    Kdub, he’s a walking billion dollar man, who just happens to be single. Imma let yall know if I see him. No such luck so far Hmmmp.

  • OutsidetheBox

    So you thought about it @KDub. :rofl:

  • Chocolate Diva

    CANCER WOMEN ARE THE BEST :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ CD when its needed it ready :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Aries men in IMO are a lil too non-chalant and can appear as if they don’t care so that wouldn’t work for me the aloofness

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Cancer man is great not sure about the rest of them

  • Chocolate Diva

    :thinking:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yeah I sell Ted Turner the dream of having sex with me!

  • OutsidetheBox

    The best cry babies. :lol: The best home taker care-of-ers. :lol:

  • I Go There

    Man fk this

    @Dallas
    I got some advice… dont worry about the stars and the cosmos
    If you and this guy have a natural bond and he makes you happy and you make him happy… Go for it. Fk the dumb shiat… Love dont care about when you were born.

  • Yall still crazy

    Kdub :thumbsup:
    ———————-
    CD, an old boss used to say “it’s not cheating, if it’s only from the back” :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My x (Cancer) has literally made me dislike him to the point I cringe if I hear his voice

  • Chocolate Diva

    I just feel I would be like Celie in the Color Purple. People asking me how Ted died and me saying “on top of me” :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Wait I mean I just like a nice clean house is all. My tears are on reserve though I tell my kids save your tears for when some really bad happens

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @EGO
    :lol: But when you were born has a lot to do with your personality so compatibility is essential

  • KDub

    I would do Ted Turner in a heart beat. I got three kids to put through college. I prolly would want to scrub my fuggin skin off after but hey a bytch gotta do what a bytch gotta do

    SN: Prolly just doggie and reverse cowgirl Ion wanna look in that old man eyes
    ——————————————–
    Yes @OTB I thought about it but I agree with CD on this. EXCEPT…Imma need to look at him to make sure he does not die while we well you know…or maybe I can do doggie reverse and just look back erry now and again and make sure he is still with us. Or call out and be like “Ted you okay back there?”

  • Yall still crazy

    Igo, the passion in your font made me want to cue

    :whistle:
    You’ve Abandoned Me
    Love don’t live here anymore

    :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    Yall says:
    CD, an old boss used to say “it’s not cheating, if it’s only from the back”
    *******************
    :rofl: :rofl: I like that chit

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Repost:

    “@Dallas

    Astrologically speaking, I believe they are somewhat compatible. But if you are the typical sensitive, need to be catered to, needs your feelings to always be considered first Cancer, then a competitive, “gotta-get-ahead-by-any-means-necessary,” “fukk-your-feelings-the-goal-is-more-important,” “you-need-me-more-than-I-need-you” egotistical Aries man aint going do nothing but make you mad, angry, upset and disappointed.

    You’re just going to be and a lot over/with him. Cancer’s are too senstitive for the typical Aries. It ain’t meant to work. BUT, some folks are the exception so if you really like him, try it, not a fail unless you don’t try. But just be aware of what it oculd be.

    Hope this helped!

    :rofl: that is every bit of me in the top post!!! Me and my aries man just started dating and I really like him, they say cancer & aries makes for great sex.. I will test those waters real soon..

    @out yep pretty much us cancers can get along with everyone, but I want this aries man. I been in drought for 4 yrs too damn long..

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    The best cry babies
    _______________
    And this is all he does when he calls is whine I told him to call his parents I don’t have time for that chit!

  • NaijaGal

    @IGO tell’em why your mad son :mad:

  • Eazy

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Aries men in IMO are a lil too non-chalant and can appear as if they don’t care so that wouldn’t work for me the aloofness
    _________________
    me either, but thats cause we would butt heads 24/7. two rams would def dual

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You’ve Abandoned Me
    Love don’t live here anymore
    ________________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPpy_SVV_0 ELove

    @K-Dub @Y’all
    MF-ing :dead: at the “Thinking Bout Getting Wit” Ted Turner References Though

  • Yall still crazy

    I will look Ole Teddy right in his eyes YO :rofl: djm

    #lateriwillclaimhacking :lol:

  • KDub

    maybe I can do doggie reverse and just look back erry now and again and make sure he is still with us. Or call out and be like “Ted you okay back there?”
    ———————————————-
    I mean I had to do this with my ex husband and recent boo so why not give Ted Turner the same courtsey? And they wasn’t een old… :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    me either, but thats cause we would butt heads 24/7. two rams would def dual
    _____________
    Makes sense!

  • Chocolate Diva

    Its alot of Cancers on this blog. That explains alot :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    I dont know anything about signs other than what mine is :shrug: I agree with Igo though if you want it go get it take pics though

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ CD are cancer really emotional?

  • Eazy

    When you were born says alot about who you are “when no one is looking.” The natural state

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    Its alot of Cancers on this blog. That explains alot :coffee:
    _______________________________________________________________

    :coffee:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Aries men in IMO are a lil too non-chalant and can appear as if they don’t care so that wouldn’t work for me the aloofness

    well I know my friend girl is very non-chalant and that makes me irratiable because sometimes I can be overly emotional..

  • Eazy

    ALBoy says:

    @ CD are cancer really emotional?
    _______________
    Im not CD but yep :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @AL
    I can be emotional out of the blue but I usually hold my emotions in and then blow up on yo ass. :coffee:

  • KDub

    “Thinking Bout Getting Wit” Ted Turner References Though

    —————————————-
    Fugg thinking about it. At almost 35 I’m still pretty fuego (@Lakes).

    And I am only a 6 hr drive to ATL. I am thinking about going the week of 2/10. Walk around the building all day. I got vacation time. I got a journalism background. If MARLON can get Teddy I just need a plan and some music to get my azz down I-85.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ denise why yall didnt never have no birthday parties but celebrated Annivesaries like it was new millennium?

  • Chocolate Diva

    :nono:
    JMO dont get me started on Geminis

    #IloveutoomuchtofightbutIwillgothere

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    When you were born says alot about who you are “when no one is looking.” The natural state
    _____________________
    :yes:

    @MizzDallas
    The one I knew just seem to be really self absorbed it was stifling

  • OutsidetheBox

    Fukk emotional. Im straight up cray. LOL!

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Go There says:

    Man fk this

    @Dallas
    I got some advice… dont worry about the stars and the cosmos
    If you and this guy have a natural bond and he makes you happy and you make him happy… Go for it. Fk the dumb shiat… Love dont care about when you were born.

    I can’t help but too care I’m so into the astrology! But I like him and I def is going to continue to date him unless he pisses me off. I need to feel like I matter to him because honestly my needs come first. I’m just keeping it real!

  • Chocolate Diva

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    I knew I shouldn’t have posted a comment :lol: hate his azz

  • Eazy

    @MizzD you wont know until you actually go through with the dating process, give it a try. Aries men are lots of fun, will have you laughing a lot( at 1st)

  • grlnva

    Love Alicia, baby is too cute. #thatisall

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ CD oh ok :coffee: If its deep I usually have to talk it out after intense thinking though making sure I remember everything I want to say then let it go somethings I just dont bother with though

  • KDub

    I can be emotional out of the blue but I usually hold my emotions in and then blow up on yo ass
    ——————————————–
    Well Imma Taurus and I get emotional only when dranking…and I hold it in til I find my phone and then drunk call your azz…and cuss you OUT.

  • Honycoatd-

    I want to know about Scorpio women and Cancer men… Ty in advance.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    :smh: @ in these pics…. Beatz looks like Mr. Snuffleupagus from Seasame Street & Alicia’s legs are thick like Big Bird’s.

    that is all

  • Chocolate Diva

    @OTB

    Didnt u say u are on the border Cancer/Gemini. I believe the Gemini is what brings out the “Pillow” in you. <—- New word for cray

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    you laughing a lot( at 1st)
    _______________
    :lol: So damn true they can be charming but that chit wears off as soon as they feel a comfort level

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @AL
    I can be emotional out of the blue but I usually hold my emotions in and then blow up on yo ass.

    :cosign: but I don’t hold nothing in I let go and let god…

  • Chocolate Diva

    @KDUB

    I am close to two Taurus (man&woman) and dem muthafuggas can be certifiable at times :yes:

  • Honycoatd-

    I need a cancer man/ scorpio run down and a Sag man/ Scorpio woman run down ty.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    :nono:
    JMO dont get me started on Geminis

    #IloveutoomuchtofightbutIwillgothere
    ______________________________________________

    :biggrin:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hmmm good sex with scorpios. IDK about that relationships though..

  • OutsidetheBox

    Both water signs tho i think..

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    Bday was Sunday and AQUARIANS rule!! :champ:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Mizzdallas:

    I have been known for having word vomit and not giving a fugg so I’m trying to do better. :rofl:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Eazy says:

    @MizzD you wont know until you actually go through with the dating process, give it a try. Aries men are lots of fun, will have you laughing a lot( at 1st)

    my aries man he seems cool I dont have to ask he just does it for me! :smile:

  • Honycoatd-

    Hitherwithmyelbow… *pinches* ME ME ME!!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Didnt u say u are on the border Cancer/Gemini. I believe the Gemini is what brings out the “Pillow” in you

    Literally. And yes, Dougs told me that. Thats why i be caring and chit. I wanna turn it off. :( LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Happy 65th Mz Whang only assuming from your gravi :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @OTB

    Didnt u say u are on the border Cancer/Gemini. I believe the Gemini is what brings out the “Pillow” in you. <—- New word for cray
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Lil P and I have nothing in common! :nono:

    I never have any of those traits people say about Geminis :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hmmm good sex with scorpios. IDK about that relationships though..
    ____________________
    Whispers: I think that is a myth about Scorpios being so good in bed my son’s father is one and while sex is good I’ve had better

  • OutsidetheBox

    :happybirthday: Whang!

  • Honycoatd-

    scorpio and sag water sign too?

  • OutsidetheBox

    I meant me personally @Choc. :ashamed: LOL.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Happy Belated MzWhang

  • Chocolate Diva

    @JMO

    My ex is a Gemini and I sweater to gawwwdd that nigga was given Xanax in his bottle as a baby. Fuggin TURD.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    can NOT get over ChocD’s gravi tho. Looks like she’s saying “I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.”

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I meant me personally @Choc.
    ________________
    :lol:

  • KDub

    I am close to two Taurus (man&woman) and dem muthafuggas can be certifiable at times
    —————————————–
    I GOT ISSUES :wail:

  • Honycoatd-

    Taurus men can put it down GOOD!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPpy_SVV_0 ELove

    @CD @K-Dub
    DONE been with MY Fair Share of Taurus Women (WORD) Taurus Females are Some MF-ing FREAKS Though (Which is A GOOD THING !!!) But They can be Ultra DEVIOUS-n-Vindictive and YES… SOME are CERTIFIABLE (MY Baby-Mama was THAT Type…) :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Cunning and inquisitive? Check.

    Communicative and witty? Check.

    Geminis that is. :lol:

    Im going home. See yall on hump day. :bye:

  • http://brittneytoday.blogspot.com Zoe B.

    Gemini women are Awesome :grin:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Taurus men can put it down GOOD!
    _______________
    :yes: Mine had a tender touch! and FAT SHA BOING BOING :lol:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Hony

    Yeah they can :yes: **shivers**

  • Honycoatd-

    did Dougie leave?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Ohhh yes Taurus men, put down! :no: Mhmmm mhhh mm. I possed to be gone. Got me wishful thinking!

    My rapper? TAURUS! :danban:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @OTB

    :bye: See yo crazy ass tomorrow :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: OTB

  • Eazy

    mizzdallas says:
    my aries man he seems cool I dont have to ask he just does it for me
    _______________
    I can tell you one thing, and please hold this dear to you…we (aries) are the BIGGEST manipulators. I can read someone off the bat, find out your insecurities, learn you very well, then make someone very dependant. I use my gifts for the greater good tho

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My rapper? TAURUS!
    _______________
    :lol:

    So was mine :rofl:

  • Honycoatd-

    Yea my Taurus lover had me in lands unknown but too long for a break through emotionally. Was so closed off and only after he was in love ith me he opened up but by then I had closed off :cry: I miss him a bit tho.

  • Honycoatd-

    bye ITB- drive safely… :hug:

    My Taurus was military… I think they love to be hardcore

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yea my Taurus lover had me in lands unknown but too long for a break through emotionally. Was so closed off and only after he was in love ith me he opened up but by then I had closed off I miss him a bit tho.
    __________________
    Soooo TRUE it took me years to really realize he loved and it took him years to be able to say it!

  • Eazy

    @Hony Sag men/Scorpio women may not be a good idea. lots of fun but scorpios become possessive quickly, which will quickly make him move around. they are too free-spirited

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPpy_SVV_0 ELove

    @CD @JMO
    I KNOW Everything about GEMINI Females… IT Takes Strength, Intelligence and Emotional Balance to Fully Handle a GEMINI Female (WORD) Weak-Azz and Lame-AZZ MFers need not apply becuz THEY WILL Eat Y’all MFers Up and SPIT You Out Though :lol:

    And THEY just LUV Us LEO Men to Death Though (WELL At Least THIS ONE…) :coffee:

  • KDub

    Hmmm good sex with scorpios
    ————————————-
    Goes to look for my brother in law’s nephew numma. Cause that dude was a Scorpion…I mean Scorpio…we carried on in secret for like 4 months and got cold busted when my sister and her husband (dude uncle) happened to ahh stop by and dude car was in my driveway…I’m answering the door in a robe…at 7:30 p.m on a Sat….he sitting there smoking a Newport with a wife beater on…GOOD TIMES :rofl:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    ALBoy says:
    Happy 65th Mz Whang only assuming from your gravi

    I am :dead: @ this ^^^^. Thanks for the Happy Bday tho Al.
    annnnnnnnd..thanks OTB..thanks Choc.

    I re-typed this comment cuz it didnt show up the first time. In case it does, and there’s a double post…4give me!

  • Yall still crazy

    FAT SHA BOING BOING

    :dead:

    :cosign: terrible personalities though (the men)

  • Eazy

    Taurus men are f’ng crazy! Very gentle men tho

  • Honycoatd-

    No wonder.. we couldn’t make it solid. Although I am not too much “Possessive” I got rules and regulation and Sag men don’t like order in relationship. But he is with a cancer woman now.

  • KDub

    Taurus Females are Some MF-ing FREAKS Though (Which is A GOOD THING !!!) But They can be Ultra DEVIOUS-n-Vindictive and YES… SOME are CERTIFIABLE (MY Baby-Mama was THAT Type…)
    —————————————-
    Again…I got issues :wail:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Yall

    Yeah Taurus men can lay it down put their personalities are bleh at best. Funny as hell doe.

  • Honycoatd-

    ROFL @ 20inchDubs… I visualized that just now.. laughing so hard.

  • Yall still crazy

    Well I knew mine loved me, but he was mad at me because he couldn’t express it :wtf: :lol:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Eazy says:

    mizzdallas says:
    my aries man he seems cool I dont have to ask he just does it for me
    _______________
    I can tell you one thing, and please hold this dear to you…we (aries) are the BIGGEST manipulators. I can read someone off the bat, find out your insecurities, learn you very well, then make someone very dependant. I use my gifts for the greater good tho

    :yes: I will take heed my dear!

  • Eazy

    A cancer woman will take A LOT from a Sag man

  • Chocolate Diva

    Everytime I leave here after talking about sex I go home and fugg my baby brains out. So once again I will be dedicating tonight to yall. :wink:

    :bye: Fam

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Honycoatd- says:

    Taurus men can put it down GOOD!
    ______________________________________

    :cosign:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Hony

    Cancer man/Scorpio woman = good. He’s sensitive and needs all of the attn in the world. You’re possessive and jealous as hell and will want to know what the fukk he is up to all the time anyway so him being up under your azz will work out just fine for you. He will ALLOW you to be controlling/possessive because he will read that sh*t as: “oh- she really cares about me.”

    Sag man/Scorpio woman = hell no! Sag men are charismatic, flirtatious, independent and free. The MINUTE you start that “me, mine, ours” sh*t, he is going to run for the hills and probably with another bish. Will drive you crazy. Keep the Cancer, lose the Sag. Scorpios aren’t built for those who are “free-spirited”, independent and really could do just fine in life without them….especially if they show/say that they can do just fine in life without you (Scorpio).

  • caligirl

    I lost it! Hope I have a job tommorrow!

  • Honycoatd-

    Eazy… Yea I figured. He told me he met someone he is in loved with andd I figured she will do all I wont.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Ewwww … :bye: moon pie :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Well I knew mine loved me, but he was mad at me because he couldn’t express it
    _______________________
    :rofl: :rofl: RIGHT and don’t ask him :rofl:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :hugs: Moon pie U know u like it :rofl: :rofl:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Honycoatd- says:

    No wonder.. we couldn’t make it solid. Although I am not too much “Possessive” I got rules and regulation and Sag men don’t like order in relationship. But he is with a cancer woman now.

    is this the ex that is a cancer??!! I only dated one cancer and after realizing that we both are some spoiled brats it couldn’t work. So I vowed to never date another cancer man..

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I lost it! Hope I have a job tommorrow!
    ___________________
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what happened :lol: not laughing at you

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    Taurus men will change your life in a bedroom! LAWD!!!!!!! *cries for my old Taurus*

    Temper bad as hell though. But was funny and friendly for the most part.

    @MzWhang
    Happy belated love! And yes- Aquarians ROCK! *in DJ Khaled voice* “We the best!!!!” :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    ELove says:

    @CD @JMO
    I KNOW Everything about GEMINI Females… IT Takes Strength, Intelligence and Emotional Balance to Fully Handle a GEMINI Female (WORD) Weak-Azz and Lame-AZZ MFers need not apply becuz THEY WILL Eat Y’all MFers Up and SPIT You Out Though :lol:

    And THEY just LUV Us LEO Men to Death Though (WELL At Least THIS ONE…) :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________

    No comment :lol: :wink:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Goodnight @CD

  • Yall still crazy

    :smack: Oh Cali! Go get a Dr’s note :ashamed: :shrug:
    ————————————
    Them cats put it DOWN, but ION wanna talk to them after or going anywhere :shrug: #ittookthelifeouttame #toomuchdrama

  • Honycoatd-

    Oh **** Dougie.. that happened… I am overjoyed too I made the right decision.

    Ok for reals what are you reading from? :thinking:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    Mean Horoscope

    Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are on medication.

    Pieces (Feb 23 – Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are d*ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a crooked left tesitcle.

    Aries (Mar 23 – Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general buttworm.

    Taurus (Apr 23 – May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damed communist.

    Gemini (May 23 – June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard.

    Cancer (June 23 – July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

    Leo (July 23 – Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain andc annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards.

    Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nitt-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

    Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are prostitues. All Libras die of venereal disease.

    Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-b*tch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

    Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap.

    Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken crap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    caligirl says:

    I lost it! Hope I have a job tommorrow!

    :prays: for caligirl! what happened?

  • caligirl

    Couldn’t take it! Asked her what the problem was, because I have never did anytihng to her. Talking about she e-mailed me at 10:30 and I didn’t respond to her e-mail.

    Bish I was in a offsite meeting. She walked off talking about case closed, cause I woldn’t let her finish her sentence.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I didn’t really find my taurus man funny I found him dry tho we would have fun

  • Eazy

    And since I know signs have a lot to do with who everybody feels “puts it down” my Leo’s are the kings for real

  • Yall still crazy

    Happy Belated BDay MzWhang :partyhat:

    WING WING WING HERRO? :dead:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Cancer (June 23 – July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @Hony

    I aint reading from sh*t. What horoscope you know got all of those curse words in it! :rofl: I’m just going off of what I’ve experienced with different folks in my life. What stood out to me about several people under the same sign who exhibited similar traits.

    I’m very good at observing and reading folks. I could prolly make a living out of it.

    I’m still waiting for Rihanna’s stalking azz to have a nervous breakdown over Chris and get into it with KT cause I can see that coming 6 miles away. :coffee:

    #ReadsFolksLikeNovels

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Bish I was in a offsite meeting. She walked off talking about case closed, cause I woldn’t let her finish her sentence.
    _____________________
    Petty she mad cuz you didn’t respond the day isn’t over

  • Chocolate Diva

    MzWhang

    :dead: @ u and that horoscope. U have made my night :rofl: :rofl:

    :bye:
    MissDallas

  • caligirl

    @ya’ll – Wonders if that would work? Made as I am…Pressure is high and I know for sure my Red Blood count is low as hell…Shiat that might work.

  • Chocolate Diva

    Gemini (May 23 – June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard.

    *******************************
    I knew that bastard was a lil sweet :thinking:

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    @MzWhang

    :rofl:

    But why is this:

    “Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are on medication.

    SOOOOOOOOO TRUUUEEEEE!!!!!!

    :wail:

  • caligirl

    She’s a bully, and she let my soft voice fool her.

  • KDub

    Taurus (Apr 23 – May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damed communist.
    ————————————
    :dead: as FUGG. I tell folks all the time I am not mean…I hate everyone equally :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Off topic is anyone feeling Jennifer Hudson anymore

  • Honycoatd-

    Well pretty good then Dougie… ‘You sound like an aunt of mine and she reads people a mile away but can be rude with it.

    I am the caring scorpio and tries to find the “Good” in all mankind.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG my x isn’t a TAURUS :rofl: KDUB just posted the dates DAYUM

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    This is so true too:

    “Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken crap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.”

    :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :stop: I am not bisexual :nono:

    Yall wanna see hoez strip, not me… :smack:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    @Dougie thanks…:-P

    :pray: for cali’s job.

  • caligirl

    Mister gonna be :mad: he told me to ignore her ass. Got tired of her talking shiat to me…

  • KDub

    @ya’ll – Wonders if that would work? Made as I am…Pressure is high and I know for sure my Red Blood count is low as hell…Shiat that might work.
    ————————————————
    Hmm let me work you up something sis…

  • Yall still crazy

    “case closed” doesn’t sound like office lingo to me yo!

    That sounds IMO confrontational, and perhaps demeaning :coffee: As if what I’m saying is irrelavant.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    But why is this:

    “Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are on medication. ”

    SOOOOOOOOO TRUUUEEEEE!!!!!!
    __________________________
    This is him and the above is soooo TRUE

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    OMG!!! I have to show this to Mister!! I no NOOOO bigger azzhole who pisses off everybody he talks to than Mister!

    “Pieces (Feb 23 – Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are d*ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a crooked left tesitcle.”

    *fwding to Mister*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    That sounds IMO confrontational, and perhaps demeaning As if what I’m saying is irrelavant.
    ________________
    Someone pulled that case closed chit with me at work lets just say my black girl came out!

  • caligirl

    Don’t even know what I said..Maybe I should just go ahead and pass out now…

    @ya’ll – That bish was stressing me, talking about I think I’m perfect. Bish that’s your perception. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    ION Cali maybe get HR to intervene cuz her personal accusations are not professional at all

  • Yall still crazy

    key words

    want a cohesive work environment
    perhaps sensitivity training is needed here

  • KDub

    Pressure is high and I know for sure my Red Blood count is low as hell…————————————–
    Umm doc I spazzed out at work on my boss and I been smelling funny smells lately. I need a CAT scan cause I read brain tumors can make you moody…I don’t wanna loose my job. Thus no insurance. And thus unable to pay this co-pay.

    There you go. You have a fake extra non cancerous brain tumor that only you and your doctor know about. Really its just a fleck of dust on the xray but hey…to your doc the shat looked serious.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPpy_SVV_0 ELove

    THOSE “Mean Horoscopes” are F-ing HILARIOUS !!! :rofl: :rofl:

    @Eazy (Comment #277)
    :whistle: Singing “SIMPLY Beautiful” by Al Green to You Baby :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @JMO

    So u likey the ladies huh :boobs: Just kidding :rofl:

    I’m out for real :peace:

  • caligirl

    Exactly – That’s how she talks all the time….Unprofessional. Messy. Off handed comments that are totally inapproiate.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    GTG ya’ll! Be good! Catch ya’ll later!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d2b59364a7129f94e128164e65a073ff.png mzwhang90210

    @YallStill thanks!! and :dead: at wing wing herro.

    my time’s up yall. once again yall had me in tears! Be blessed!
    :peace:

  • caligirl

    Kdub – That made me laugh….

    Spoke to my boss and he said that someting has to change, “I’m not trying to loose m job over some Bull****.”

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Exactly – That’s how she talks all the time….Unprofessional. Messy. Off handed comments that are totally inapproiate.
    _____________________
    Get HR involved

    and what does he mean by something’s got to change

    Im out yall take care Cali

  • KDub

    Kdub – That made me laugh….
    ———————————
    Ha my goal exactly. But DO talk to HR.

  • Yall still crazy

    “I’m not trying to loose m job over some Bull****.”

    Who said this?

  • Yall still crazy

    If your boss said it, he’s on your side. Mention what I have in 302 and he his bells&whistles should go off. :coffee:
    Tell him all about the harassing she’s been doing (if you want).

    LISTEN CAREFULLY HERE. DO NOT THROW THE “H” WORD AROUND LOOSELY. Once you say it, ish gets real. #legallyspeaking

    Today might be that bishes last day….

  • caligirl

    Yall still crazy says:

    “I’m not trying to loose m job over some Bull****.”

    Who said this?

    I said that to my boss

  • isabella1881

    Top of the evenin’ to everyone! Had to come over here to get some black love! RACIST comments on yahoo be depressing me, ugh, so much hate :(

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Y’all some mean bishes. :coffee:

  • Daisy

    #teamAKeys :cheer: She is very pretty to me and has a cute shape. Nice family pics. I can’t wait to hit the beach this summer.

    MEOW

  • lovezoe

    Morning peeps!! :waves”

    DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN, NY (PIX11)— Dalisha Adams was vilified for ditching her babies on a Canarsie sidewalk clutching a fistful of diapers on Sunday afternoon. But today her family spoke exclusively with PIX11 as she was arraigned Tuesday.

    Her family is blaming the girls’ father, saying the man with a history of violating restraining orders and doing time for guns and drugs set her up, and that Shawn Cobbs’ family is just doing it for money.

    We spoke with Amy, Dalisha’s Aunt, who charges, “What it all boils down to is the money.”

    The Adams say Dalisha was dropping off the girls so she could work a second job, in addition to her security guard position. They say she handed off 3-year-old Dominae and 2-year-old Dioni to their unemployed father Shawn Cobbs, who lives in his mother’s apartment in the Bay View Houses.

    Peyisai Adams, Dalisha’s brother, believes she was handing the girls off to go to work. “I don’t know if he walked off and left the kids. I really can’t answer. I know for a fact my sister would have her kids for her to feel safe and drive off.”

    Dalisha, who turned herself over to police Sunday night and was charged with endangering the welfare of a child, was arraigned today. She has been court ordered to not have any contact with the girls. Their father has not asked for custody–but there is a showdown in family court brewing over custody of the little girls. The Adams family says they’re motivated by love–but charge the girl’s grandmother Bertha, already burdened with her own ten children, is motivated by greed.

    Amy says it comes down to economics, “If they were to get custody of the children they get $1500 a month per child.”

    Dalisha’s family is hoping a family court judge will rule in their favor at Thursday’s hearing.

    Roberta Cochran-Adams, Dalisha’s sister-in-law showed family pictures from the most recent Christmas celebrations. “They get a stable home, surrounded by cousins they love, aunts they love.”

    The 26-year-old Adams, who has no criminal record, did not enter a plea in court today as her bail was set at $2500. Her attorney Robert Riether says she will post bail, “She maintains her innocence. She wants her day in court. Her children not harmed.”

    Nevertheless, Dalisha’s judgement is being questioned further after a picture of a naked man holding a champagne bottle was posted on her Facebook page shortly after dropping the girls off near their grandmother’s apartment. Her family defends her.

    “We all grew up in the system so I know she wouldn’t abandon her children like that,” said brother Peyisai.

    Adams has another court appearance on Friday.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    No delight here :no: and her arms are so short, she is a biscuit away from being a Fat a$$ :hurl: She looks like she stinks :no:

  • vero

    :thinking:

    Morning Zoe :bye:

  • vero

    Hi Jenie

  • NaijaGal

    Morning :waves:

    lovezoe :hug: there’s always 3 sides…the children are old enough to tell what happened so the truth will come out hopefully…sad situation all around

  • NaijaGal

    Vero, jenie :waves:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    lovezoe says:

    Morning peeps!! :waves”

    DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN, NY (PIX11)— Dalisha Adams was vilified for ditching her babies on a Canarsie sidewalk clutching a fistful of diapers on Sunday afternoon. But today her family spoke exclusively with PIX11 as she was arraigned Tuesday.

    Her family is blaming the girls’ father, saying the man with a history of violating restraining orders and doing time for guns and drugs set her up, and that Shawn Cobbs’ family is just doing it for money.

    We spoke with Amy, Dalisha’s Aunt, who charges, “What it all boils down to is the money.”

    The Adams say Dalisha was dropping off the girls so she could work a second job, in addition to her security guard position. They say she handed off 3-year-old Dominae and 2-year-old Dioni to their unemployed father Shawn Cobbs, who lives in his mother’s apartment in the Bay View Houses.

    Peyisai Adams, Dalisha’s brother, believes she was handing the girls off to go to work. “I don’t know if he walked off and left the kids. I really can’t answer. I know for a fact my sister would have her kids for her to feel safe and drive off.”

    Dalisha, who turned herself over to police Sunday night and was charged with endangering the welfare of a child, was arraigned today. She has been court ordered to not have any contact with the girls. Their father has not asked for custody–but there is a showdown in family court brewing over custody of the little girls. The Adams family says they’re motivated by love–but charge the girl’s grandmother Bertha, already burdened with her own ten children, is motivated by greed.

    Amy says it comes down to economics, “If they were to get custody of the children they get $1500 a month per child.”

    Dalisha’s family is hoping a family court judge will rule in their favor at Thursday’s hearing.

    Roberta Cochran-Adams, Dalisha’s sister-in-law showed family pictures from the most recent Christmas celebrations. “They get a stable home, surrounded by cousins they love, aunts they love.”

    The 26-year-old Adams, who has no criminal record, did not enter a plea in court today as her bail was set at $2500. Her attorney Robert Riether says she will post bail, “She maintains her innocence. She wants her day in court. Her children not harmed.”

    Nevertheless, Dalisha’s judgement is being questioned further after a picture of a naked man holding a champagne bottle was posted on her Facebook page shortly after dropping the girls off near their grandmother’s apartment. Her family defends her.

    “We all grew up in the system so I know she wouldn’t abandon her children like that,” said brother Peyisai.

    Adams has another court appearance on Friday.
    -______________________________________________________________-

    This is straight BS ^^ :nono: They need to lock her up and as far as that family goes :violin: cry me a river, they full of it too

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Morning everyone :peace: :hi:

  • lovezoe

    @Naja- Didn’t the kids say she dropped them off? Even if the father WAS to watch them, why did she drive off without confirming said person was there. I would never leave my kids on a street because I THOUGHT someone was going to retrieve them.

  • free

    her breasts don’t match the rest of her body but, other than that, i think her body type is that of the average female w/ a baby that age.

  • free

    jeniefrumdabloc says: This is straight BS ^^ They need to lock her up and as far as that family goes cry me a river, they full of it too

    ****************************************

    these kids are in for 18 years of hurt….

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :stop: :no: My legs thank god :pray: don’t look like that. She can kick a hole through a stone monument :hahaha:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    free says:
    these kids are in for 18 years of hurt….

    -_________________________________________________________________-

    :yes: your absolutely correct, and I blame, the mother and the adults in this situation, this type of crap upsets me so. I am a single mother with no assistance, work fulltime, and in school fulltime, and I think its a crime. I had enough sense to close my legs :stop: having babies sheeeshs!

  • lovezoe

    Family has to stop making excuses for one another. She said that the father’s family would receive 1500 per child, wouldn’t they get the same amount? What she did was NOT cool, if you don’t feel comfortable saying so on the television, keep ya mouth shut.

  • NaijaGal

    According to the article it says she dropped them off with him and he walked away??? Sad situation all around…the only losers are the children cause foster care ain’t where it’s at nor the families either…bless their hearts

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    lovezoe says:

    Family has to stop making excuses for one another. She said that the father’s family would receive 1500 per child, wouldn’t they get the same amount? What she did was NOT cool, if you don’t feel comfortable saying so on the television, keep ya mouth shut.
    -_______________________________________________________________________-

    Exactimondo!!!! :applause:

  • lovezoe

    Question: Sandra, does Tiny get along with Ranniqua and Lashon get along?

  • The Makeup Maven

    KDub says:

    Taurus (Apr 23 – May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damed communist.
    ————————————
    :wtf: I’M A FUGGIN’ TAURUS AND IT SOUNDS JUS’ LIKE ME! :rofl:
    Ain’t that a bish!

  • The Makeup Maven

    ELove says:

    DONE been with MY Fair Share of Taurus Women (WORD) Taurus Females are Some MF-ing FREAKS Though (Which is A GOOD THING !!!) But They can be Ultra DEVIOUS-n-Vindictive and YES… SOME are CERTIFIABLE (MY Baby-Mama was THAT Type…)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I AM NOT Ultra Devious & Vindictive OR Certifiable. I agree w/the rest though! :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    :offtopic: does anyone know what it means to dream about a bunch of water. Last night I had a dream like I was in the middle of an ocean, like Moses when he parted the red sea :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Leo (July 23 – Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain andc annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards.

    ________

    I only agree with the parts about me being a bully, arrogant, and unable to tolerate criticism… :coffee:

  • lovezoe

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    does anyone know what it means to dream about a bunch of water. Last night I had a dream like I was in the middle of an ocean, like Moses when he parted the red sea
    ==============

    You could be looking for change or renewal in your life.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Chatted

    Sorry you couldn’t open the text or email…it was a forward my friend sent to me and I sent it out to a bunch of folks in disgust…it was a video surveillance camera that caught a woman in a supermarket bending down and taking an instant chit in the aisle, pulling her pants up and moving on like nothing happened… :wtf:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE – My ex is a Leo (Bully); my mom is a Leo (Semi-Bully); My grandmother was a Leo (Uber Bully)! :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe – :wtf: DAYUM IT! I WISH I COULD’VE “SEENT” THAT VIDEO! DAYUM IT!
    :rofl: :no: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @jenie

    There’s a website called Dream Interpretations that you can look that information up on…just google “dream interpretations” and they have stuff listed alphabetically…look under “W” and it should have water listed in some form…

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: Herrrooooooooooo Errbody

    @Fe

    My baby girl is a Leo and those traits fit her to a T also :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @Chatted

    I’m a bully but I’m a very SUBTLE bully…like I’m a witty bully and I will beat you up with my wit, sarcasm, and intelligence…ghetto dumb bishes HATE my azz…and smart chicks can go toe to toe with me… :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :waves: @ChocD

    Leos are just misunderstood… :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeey CD! :hug:

    @ Fe – My ex was a witty bully AND physical bully! My mom, she is a witty & physical bully (not physical anymore) BUT MY GRANDMOTHER, she was witty, but she had not prollem taking that wit out on you w/her fists! :rofl:

    Leo’s (my ex) tend to hate me cuz I’ll go back and forth w/their azzes….THAT DAYUM STUBBORN, BULLHEADED TAURUS! :coffee:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Leo (July 23 – Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain andc annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards.
    -________________________________________________________________-

    Wow, I am a double Leo and um never heard it put like that :hahaha: . I am pretty humble, for the most, honest, loyal, and I hate bullies, but I always hear a from a lot of peeps I don’t act like a Leo, I guess, that’s because I have water in my other planets. I hear that I am too sympathetic lol

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    @FeFe thanks I am looking it right now :pc:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :waves: goodmorning! everyone!

  • vero

    Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are prostitues. All Libras die of venereal disease.

    ====

    If yeast infection is considered a veneral disease, I should have died years ago :coffee:
    And this tells me it’s really not the right time to quit my current job. Not easy. But pays well. :crying:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :lol: Taurus’s can have some interesting traits as well…my old roommate was a Taurus and the main thing I remember about her is that she was a total FREAK…like she was a Scorpio at heart but wasn’t cold and harsh like Scorpios…

  • The Makeup Maven

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Leo (July 23 – Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain andc annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards.
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    Wow, I am a double Leo and um never heard it put like that :hahaha: . I am pretty humble, for the most, honest, loyal, and I hate bullies, but I always hear a from a lot of peeps I don’t act like a Leo, I guess, that’s because I have water in my other planets. I hear that I am too sympathetic lol
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    You know what, Jenie. I have a cousin who is a Leo and I us’ta ALWAYS say she defied what a Leo really is. She is gentle, kind and humble. Sweet as pie and wouldn’t hurt a fly! I thought that God surely had to mistaken her birthday for another…I GUESS THERE MUST BE 2 NOW! :coffee:

  • vero

    :rofl:

    Morning Tatted :kiss:
    fefe, naija, mizzD, CD :happy:

  • The Makeup Maven

    FeFe says:

    :lol: Taurus’s can have some interesting traits as well…my old roommate was a Taurus and the main thing I remember about her is that she was a total FREAK…like she was a Scorpio at heart but wasn’t cold and harsh like Scorpios…
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    :coffee:

  • vero

    My mom was a Leo (august 4th) and she was the SWEETEST person.

  • The Makeup Maven

    Good monirng Vero & Mizzdallas :hug: :hug:

  • vero

    A prostitute though ???? :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- WONDERS WHY I KEEP HEARING THAT TAURUS' ARE FREAKS! I've never heard that before until recently. I just thought something was very wrong w/me and that was because I could NEVER find no one that was LIKE ME! Now I understand why…..BECAUSE I'M ACCUSED OF BEING A FREAK!
    :blink: :lol: :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    <—-I am also a very gentle, kind, and humble person…but I can be a cold calculated bytch if you push me… we ALL have a dark side… :coffee:

    :waves: @vero

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    remember, Leos have feline or cat like traits, there are many sweet loving gentle peaceful cats, but don’t PISS THEM OFF! :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Chatted

    She was one of the freakiest people I knew…like I have a few Scorpio friends and even they would be :shocked: at some of the chit she was on…she was down for WHATEVER if it made her feel good!

  • Chocolate Diva

    :hugs: Fe, Tatted, Vero & MizzDallas

    @Fe

    I always tell people my baby is not a bully she is just confident. :rofl: :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe – Now dayum, she must’ve had a double dose of Taurusism! :lol: I ain’t gone lie, I can be “on one” but I do have a limit….it’s a very thin one, but I do have one! :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ CD – Based off that gravi, your baby hella confident! :lol:

  • vero

    CD that gravi makes me think of Beloved. Don’t ask me why. maybe because it’s just scary

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Tatted
    Yeah lil momma holds her own :yes:

    @Vero
    <—– What is scary about this lil chocolate bunny. Luxurious hair, chocolate creamy complexion, eyes so big u can seen your future in. Its ok Vero she forgives u. :rofl: :rofl:

  • vero

    Oh yeah that’s it. It’s the OILY (not creamy) complexion and the deep eyes.
    I’m scareeeed :crying:

  • evie14

    :shrugsWell I guess I’m the only one that thinks she looks okay she may not have a model type body but she’s has a normal body.:shrugs

  • evie14

    :shrugs: Well I guess I’m the only one that thinks she looks okay she may not have a model type body but she’s has a normal body. :shrugs: