Denise Vasi, Eve and LisaRaye on the set of ‘Single Ladies’

E-V-E looks effin GREAT!!! Go Eve Jihan Jeffers!!

Dearest Eve of Destruction…

Can you PULEZZE come back and save the rap game? I still play ALL your shat on a reg.

I need some new music from you ma.

Thanks!

Kdub

(see I can write nice letters too…)

<—–is SO over Lisa… (I know she get mad when folks don't add in the 'Raye' because I met her in Miami many years ago and me and my friend said 'Hi Lisa, can we get a pic?' and she said, "You can if you call me by full name!")….got a side shot of that chick and didn't GAF anymore…

Lisa’s character was only interesting when she was chasing or being chased by her fine ass boyfriend.
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Who was this fine azz bf? Hope you not tambout Blue’s arthritic wheeling from behind the tree azz from “Temptations” movie.

is SO over Lisa… (I know she get mad when folks don’t add in the ‘Raye’ because I met her in Miami many years ago and me and my friend said ‘Hi Lisa, can we get a pic?’ and she said, “You can if you call me by full name!”)….
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Saw an interview with her once and she was nasty to some young journalist about the same ish…called her Lisa…

“MY NAME is Lisa RAYE.”

Heffa your name is Diamond in the minds of most. And in the minds of others your name is Queen of West BubbaFugg. GTFOH.

Heffa your name is Diamond in the minds of most. And in the minds of others your name is Queen of West BubbaFugg. GTFOH.

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Pretty FUGGIN much! Bish I won’t call you no first lady, no Lisa Raye, or nuffin else of the sort!

@MrsMommy

There is NOTHING wrong with calling her Lisa Raye, but she needs to KILL that fonky stank attitude she cocks when folks just call her ‘Lisa’…a nice gentle correction or reminder would do just fine… But she’s NOT that important or even CLOSE to A-List status for folks to CARE that much…

@ELove

I got inspired by Dougie and LaTech’s gravies….

Im soooo damn ready to get outta here today…

@Suga – Don’t get too exicited, I only compliment. Strickly loving men

THOSE “Roll Tide” commercials Again… I THOUGHT about YOU when I Saw Them Though
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I love those commercials Not as much as I love my Tide…

TIDE HEAD FO LIFE

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Sweet Cheeks I’m strugglin big time these last 3 hrs
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Yeah Im going get some sushi and a fking drink…. and not in that order.

What you doing this week-end Choco? We heading to AC/NY on Saturday, Iwould perfer Vegas, but mister with his we saving money stingy, fruggale Capicorn behind, said we just got done with the holiday…

Saucey – Check your e-mail

A SHOT OF TEQUILA SOUNDS NICE RIGHT NOW… HAIL A DANG MARGARITA DOES TOO

@Cali
AC/NY isn’t bad either girl you still getting a trip out of it

No plans for this weekend will prolly do much a nuffn but hang and chill one of my favs

OHONEY

@DIMPZ WHATS POPN THIS WEEKND BABEZ?

@Dougie – Tell it was your lunch break

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

A SHOT OF TEQUILA SOUNDS NICE RIGHT NOW… HAIL A DANG MARGARITA DOES TOO
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Damn some Mexican sounds good too… Fajitas or some sht like that.
I might have to pick up a flank steak from the store… and some Coronas

especially if she LET you sleep
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Yeah I was a lil like for her to let her sleep for 30 minutes

@KDUB
@IGO MEXICAN DO SOUND GOOD!!

@Creamy
If there was no drool on your desk I don’t see the problem you weren’t sleeping your eyes closed on you

Coco

That Fury pic is soo wrong

OutsidetheBox says:

Keurig machine

Girl I’d be all up in there with my kcups I got a single serve for xmas. I like it! I still buy iced coffee every fukking morning tho. Old habits…die hard.

We have a couple of nice machines; they break them once a week.
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LMAOOOO

Girl I peeped a new microwave. I don’t think they “break” ours….I think its more or less, these some NARSTY ass folks workin in here, and they don’t want to clean shyt. So instead of “cleaning” it…they “replace” it. My co-workers are the WORST! Keep in mind my supa put the new Keurig machine in the breakroom. Tell me why my co-worker…done JACKED the old coffee maker that was in there and its posted up on his desk RAT NOW! Thievin mofo. I hate folks! I swear fo begeebus I do.

@KDUB U WRONG AS FUK!! BUT PLEASE DO FIND A REASON BISH DONT WANT TO COME IN ON MONDAY

@IGO MEXICAN DO SOUND GOOD!!
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yeah I could really get into that right now…

Sopapilla and some Chile Relleno
and some fried Ice Cream.

@Brown

Those Chilli Fajitas be calling me.

she said i was praying if anybody ask, wow that was cool of her
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Dont trust that bish REAL TALK!

Okay @Lakes…you need to call in on Monday and say…I got some “black in me” I will not be in today in honor of the MLK holiday…while eating black licorice OR while a black dude.

The ish will not be a lie now will it? Tell they azz “see you on Tuesday” and hang up. Not sure what shade your man ill but for sake of Monday we need him to be a brotha long enough for that phone call to your place of bidness.

@KDUB I NO GOT A MAN SHYT IS NOT GOING MY WAY TODAY!!

@Creamy
If it’s your supervisor yeah they don’t let chit like that go they act like it but they don’t and the fact that she is sooooo cool with it and told you to watchout for others watching that aint the case I would get a drs note or a put something in your file in case she tries to bring that chit up during performance evaluation time

@OTB
GOT DAYUM I would want to break up with my race also I don’t even think I could’ve smiled at her like you did my facial expression would’ve said it all

@OTB
When can’t really keep heaters here either ION y but I do have a humidifier my boss said check with Security??> mofo NO im ordering this becuz I had headaches every damn day by 3p

The BEST tacos are from Jack n the BOX
Around 2 am them things are the greatest.
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@IGO THAT IS NOT A TACO SWEETHEART THAT IS SHYT IN A GREESY SHELL!! I’M TALKN ABOUT REAL FAJITA TACOS MADE BY A MESICAN WITH SALSA U KNOW U WALK INTO THE PLACE AND U HEAR THAT MARIACHI PLAYING

Now that my youngest sis is having a baby by a Hispanic dude I will be calling in EVERY single March 31st in honor of Cesar Chavez Day…

Me and my baby nephew are examining his Hispanic roots today. I won’t be in…

#diverse

@ KDubb….Can Lakes put a spin on the baby being black to get Monday off?
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See post 160. BUT YES. Works een betta if the kid is yourn.

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@IGO THAT IS NOT A TACO SWEETHEART THAT IS SHYT IN A GREESY SHELL!! I’M TALKN ABOUT REAL FAJITA TACOS MADE BY A MESICAN WITH SALSA U KNOW U WALK INTO THE PLACE AND U HEAR THAT MARIACHI PLAYING
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YOU know it aint real and I know it aint real but its the best thing going at 2am… I swear. But I know what you talking about… I dont think Im getting sushi tonight.

@AL
Oh yeah… I love a good Mexican restaruant.

IGO, that’s Harajuku Fury
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That boy is plain crazy…

ay dios mio now i want some dam fajitas and enchiladas!!

@otb that would be my tio and yes its about 10546543 calories after u fry it!!

@AL OH WE GOT LUPITAS HERE AND ITS OPEN 24HR TOO!! ITS THE SPOT AFTER A NIGHT OUT!!

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@pryn i thought i was the only one working in a ice box..
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NO MA’AM you’re not!

*shoves Lakes under my desk so she can warm up*

OutsidetheBox says:

Love and Hip Hop Atlanta

Who the hell would be in it? Keri Hilson perhaps? *throws Beyonce CDs*
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I heard Cubic Zirconia from Crime Mob is going to be on the show. Maybe her Myspace boot designer will be on the show as well.

So Sandra isn’t giving us a new post

GOES TO SEEK NEW NEWS

@AL THAT BE THE BEST MEAT DO U HEAR ME!! ITS SOO FUKN GOOD I BET THEY MAKE HOMEMADE TORTILLAS TOO!! AND PLEASE PEOPLE STOP SAYIN TORTILAAS I HATE THAT SHYT!!

Love and Hip Hop ATL will consist of Ms. Carried Baby, Ci-error, and Ice Crystals just for starters…

OutsidetheBox says:

The got them fried pickles back at Zaxby’s. Not that I eat them or anythang
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The ones at Hooters are good too… I only go there for the food though

eve looks nice….

her Myspace boot designer
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Who? LeJuan Tyree?????? The one who, on his app for something it asked “What college did you attend”….and his answer was “I went”. Is THAT the boot designer that you speaketh of?

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

sweet cheeks
I already know I’m gon burn for this but I was out walmart and apparently the lady was in the lil motorized cart and the battery died outside in the middle of the parkin lot with cars behind her! Why she didnt stay to the side I don’t know but she kept yellin “It died on me, It died on me” when I tell you I cried……………
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OH SHAIT… I would have fking lost it.
I saw a chic on one last night.. .she had to be every bit of 25 she was riding that thang all on her cell phone an shit..

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

sweet cheeks
I already know I’m gon burn for this but I was out walmart and apparently the lady was in the lil motorized cart and the battery died outside in the middle of the parkin lot with cars behind her! Why she didnt stay to the side I don’t know but she kept yellin “It died on me, It died on me” when I tell you I cried……………

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town tah mah ruh
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Tah mah ruh #FINISH HIM Mortal Combat

@OTB and Lolita
I effn hate the site of his face this DEMON should be demolished he didnt’ care about Natalie nor this other woman he killed in PERU and it pisses me off that folks just keep acting like oh no big deal WTF how does he continue to get away with it he was a bully in jail from what I’ve heared

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Aww snap just got a call and friend is comin to town tah mah ruh
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Oh damn… I hope the people in your area stock up on water and flashlights cause its bout to be some trouble…. Please let the store be stock with Anal tongue guards…

@Lolita
I feel for you I so hate feeling down my ownself just rest your body and the company will hopefull lift your spirits!

anal tongue guards

^^ umm please esssplain!!

Yall talking bout that Vander Slooth kid…

I heard he got like 28 years.

Creamy, A.K.A ChicNiccAalien says:

Lets see love and hip hop atlanta

Line up:

Scrilla, the one on the west side and his girl ciroc

2 pistols and shammie

Shy D and angel

collipark

playa poncho and shree

Kilo and his baby momma’s

Zae, and his wanna be woman Georgia peach

Too short and , and. I got nobody for him
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Shawty Lo aka Sharpie Lo and the girl with the eyebrows

JD and the stripper baby mama

Young Jeezy Baby Mama

TI 1st/2nd Baby Mama

Young Dro Baby Mama

Diddy Baby Mama

Cee-Lo Baby Mama/ex-wife (hell all the Goody Mob Baby Mama’s)

I’m sure the lines will be around the corners at auditions. Mona has her work cut out for her.

OutsidetheBox says:

Yes, yes. Me and IGo gonna have to sponsor a Wing Off or something. I love lemon pepper wings. And hot and spicy of course, ohhh and these Japanese wings I make, sticky and sweet. Oh yeah. Good chit.

I cant wait for Super Bowl food
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I made that and some other stuff for a spead on New Years…

Dear Bossip,

I met a guy who loved to express how different he was as man.

Of course, I was curious and attempted to make myself available to get to know him better. He stated he’s an investor and works a lot. The first month of getting to know one another, we would meet up in our cars talk for a while and then leave. Our phone conversations also went good for this month. I called myself being honest about having a male “friend” on the side, who was my hanging out buddy, and who was my “Buddy,” too.

Now, the guy I met opened up about how financially comfortable he is, and how he’s looking for a real woman to be devoted to, and what plush houses he owns, and how he’s the brother who his family relies on financially, etc. However, I learned during the first month that he had a controlling characteristic. That first month, he called it quits because I didn’t answer my phone and we had gotten intimate prior, and upon explaining learning where I was and with whom, he assumed I got busy with my Buddy. Which wasn’t correct. We were out with others at the bar that night. So, all in all, he broke it off with me.

Weeks went by and I had been trying to explain the misunderstanding to get him back. I wanted him as a friend and more than a friend. He finally met up with me, by car, and we patched things up. I wound up letting my Buddy go and explain that I was trying to start a real relationship with someone who can handle my lifestyle. I am a divorced mom of three and I have custody of my children and I get limited help from their father’s, and I lack family support because my family is small and I lost both of parents. So, my guy lead me to think we gone work on a new relationship and someone I could lean on too.

Well, it’s been four months now, and last night I let him come by and get his things and he gave me my key back. I’m stunned, but slightly relieved. I know there is no perfect person, but I thought he was my settling down guy. He never physically abused me, but he would say things that I mentioned to him that were hurtful. He is physically disabled, but he never let me see his body totally. He would hide his disability fully. He always drove different cars and he lived in the boondocks and, yet, I’ve never rode in a vehicle with him and I’ve never been out in public with him, nor seen his so plush of a home. All I have ever seen is the money he totes around. Of course I asked him more than once if he was married. I even explained if he’s a hustler, then he can go on. His reasoning being, he works a lot and is on a mission to be a millionaire in 2012. He’s not married. He just wants a real woman because he was about to marry his child’s mother, but she turned crazy and got herself pregnant to keep him around. And now he doesn’t trust females.

Our last argument lead to him getting his stuff out of my place. It was over a concert he went to. He says his coworkers invited him and he couldn’t say no. Mind you, we never have been anywhere and that struck a cord with me. He mentioned how good the concert was and how best dressed he was and how ladies were complimenting his attire. I simply asked him to take a photo so I can see. He never sent me a picture, and days went by without me receiving it. So, one night he mentioned the outfit. Sarcastically, I said, “You must have sent that to someone else, because I never got that picture you owed me.” He gets bent and says, “I was just about to show it to you, but since you assuming I sent it to another person, I am too tired to reach the phone.”

There has been this back and forth periodically for months now regarding different scenarios. I feel like he’s definitely hiding something and compensating money in it’s place. Ultimately, I cannot be sold or kiss ass at this point. I am stunned because I thought I met a serious man wanting a real relationship. He says I play too many games, but all I be wanting is his time, but making money is that time. So, Terrance give me some feedback, just how you do it!! – What’s Up With Him

Dear Ms. What’s Up With Him,

Let’s see here, uhm, Ma’am, there is nothing to tell you. There is nothing to say. You didn’t have a relationship with this mysterious man. You didn’t have anything invested in him. And, you certainly were not his woman, and neither was he ever your man.

And, who the hell is romantically and physically intimate with someone and you don’t know their disability? How was this man able to hide his physical disability from you? Did y’all have sex in a dark cave, and he just climbed on top of you and did his business and told you not to touch him? Where they do that at?

I’ll be damned if I climb into bed with someone and I know they have a physical disability. I want to see what limbs are missing, or any scars, or Keloids, or whatever you are trying to hide. We’re not getting into anyone’s bed until we discuss this physical impairment. What happened? Why? When? And, how?

Chile, as you all can see women are so freaking desperate that they are now dating physically impaired men, whom they don’t know what their physically impairment is, just so they can have a man, well, a d**k. AND, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH DATING SOMEONE WITH A PHYSICAL HANDICAP, but, uhm, any person with common sense would at least inquire, or know, or see what physical impairment they have.
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Im not laughing at the content just at some the chit she says and how that mofo said he’s to tired to reach for his phone

But light days for some mean like your off almost no flow so I dont know I find that chit funny CHIT CRAY MEN CAN BE ANIMALS when they get into it My lifeless body was pulled and folded in so many different directions OMG!

@DYMOND
That time of MONTH Im my horniest makes no sense but he aint crimson diving all like that – he will be like :stop:

@DYMOND
ION if it is or isn’t I would presume no tho…

Did y’all have sex in a dark cave
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ION what to think about that story with that woman

My life is so dramatical #I KID

sorry OTB
i got a lil excited
if you gon do it do it right
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@DYMOND
Girl the only time I won’t is in the beginning of my cycle by day 4 it’s on

homie aint even getting :blow: at those times
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Thats the best time, so he can get on some damn where….

Yall purchase the dvd “Angel’s Pleasure Principles: The Art of Fellatio”….. The chick is a old crow ass BEAST! There is a clip of her work on the site. <—– yall can thank me later……

#googleit

Yall just nasty… for no damn reason

And damn I get wet enough…I don’t need to be that wet
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And were talking about periods.
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Y THE FUK YOUR AZZ come in here all crude we didnt’ say the word

Word play all around.
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FUGGG THIS I got 2 mo hours in this bish I want some answers

@Choco

I drank from the faucet one time awhile back and it was a bit traumatizing because the timing was a big ummm, harsh on the back of my throat…

@IGO

Yeah, for once it’s not you.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me. So we can say pussy and ass but not period? Damn weirdos.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me. So we can say pussy and ass but not period? Damn weirdos.
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Touche

The fruit roll-up thing is cool for just the 68, but if he pulls out to shoot, it won’t work…

@OTB

Who ruined kissing for you? That has given me a sad.

ALBoy says:

I dont like the clean up after like you just committed a crime looking around for SVU to show up
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Dude Ive never just knocked a woman down knowing she was on… maybe she was a day or two close to that time and I knocked it on… But i aint gong that way if the RED light is up… that shait means STOP.

MzDimplez1123 says:

Drinking =

“Lotion” on my skin = <—You gettin the shyt kicked out of you while i'm going the fukk off!
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Im just gonna mark a "NO" down her for Dimplez on the swallow and stomach thing.

Aw… :hugs:

(opens a tampon to gently dab away your tears)

prynsexxx says:

homie aint even getting :blow: at those times
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Thats the best time, so he can get on some damn where….

Yall purchase the dvd “Angel’s Pleasure Principles: The Art of Fellatio”….. The chick is a old crow ass BEAST! There is a clip of her work on the site. <—– yall can thank me later……

#googleit
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Are you from Chicago? I've been to 2 house party that hosted Angel. You get a take home folder and everything. All of her techniques have names. She bought grapefruits for all of the women and showed us a trick where you cut the center out and massage your man with it while you are giving oral. She is a beast. But her man looks

@DIMPZ
Tis good do NOT want to tarnish that image

@OTB
This fool want to do anal and you’re scared so you try and distract him wanting it what do you do to not disturb the mood mid coitus

@IGO

Mark down “NO” for me as well on those.

Dymond says:

back door virgin here soooooo

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So, I really can’t answer that questurn….

Scanned the messages…This is what I got

Folks is rubbing they mans lotion on their face on stomach but want swallow

VDOT don’t will not nobody but his kids… need the WHOLE story on that one

Folks putting fruit roll up in their CottonCandy

Go on I’m waiting

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

well I already know my image is pretty much fcked so…….
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Yeah you might as well just say fk it…

caligirl says:

Scanned the messages…This is what I got

Folks is rubbing they mans lotion on their face on stomach but want swallow

VDOT don’t will not nobody but his kids… need the WHOLE story on that one

Folks putting fruit roll up in their CottonCandy

Go on I’m waiting
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Cali

These ladies done lost it…

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Am I the only one that let a dude play in the happy place in the parkin lot of a club in front of God knows how many people (well we were in the back so)then had nothin else to do with him????????
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thats sounds like an excellent evening maam… LOL

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Am I the only one that let a dude play in the happy place in the parkin lot of a club in front of God knows how many people (well we were in the back so)then had nothin else to do with him????????

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…and no one will believe me, but he was on American Idol a year later as a contestant…no bullshit…

prynsexxx says:

@Dickinme

No, I’m not from Chicago. I had her on bootleg…and I was just amazed at her stuff. I’ve never seen that “grapefruit” trick, but everything else gets a from me.

What would kill me was, after she finished with a technique…..she would smile into the camera like <—— this…. with the gob of spit hanging from her bottom lip and sliding down her chin. :crying1: <—- looks sorta like this.
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Her mouth is really wet and nasty in person too. She teach sounds and eerrthang!

@MEN
So if you wanted to do backdoor action what type of excuse would you accept and it wasn’t like I was forced its just that I had to bring him down from wanting that so I was asking the ladies what would they do or say

She even has a diagram of the d!ck labeling all the areas and the areas that are most sensitive.
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DAYUM ShaBOING BOING!

@YEP
SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD

Choco aka Hippie says:

@MEN
So if you wanted to do backdoor action what type of excuse would you accept and it wasn’t like I was forced its just that I had to bring him down from wanting that so I was asking the ladies what would they do or say
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I would rather be just told

“Dont put that there”

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Brown…..That’s Hoooooott! *Paris Hilton voice*
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That shait aint hot… thas mean.

@IGO

So…You think I’m intriguing?

(files away for future reference)

I aims to please
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Right, I havent been butted since I was popping pills. .
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Right she gone pop one tonite

@Dimpz
Im tryn to meet your inner freak on SR

@EGO
I can dig it!

HE SAYS I MAKE HIM ACT LIKE THAT And Im not doing anything but being me walking around nude and what not

I don’t do it often but, i’m not bothered by anal. I can even do it reverse cowgirl which when I mentioned that before, ppl were acting like I was a mutant.
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Girl first pls don’t give two chits about what folks think PERIOD! Second now Im real impressed by that reverse cowgirl butted thingy you gotta donk doncha!

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

apparently he wasn’t used to a squirter and it blew his mind
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Yeah those are the greatest…

*I think Im might purchase the game twister…just for the mat.

DAM I MISSD ALOT!!

* Puts list in Back pocket

Just in case…

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Ok I have a question
I have this friend who knows I’ve been sick and has offered more than once to come over and cook for me etc but said friend is feelin me also. I’ve already told her no since I know this could end up really bad.
Any suggestions
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Yeah Just let me watch… I sit over there and be REAL QUIET.

@BROWN

Stick to your no if you know it’s gonna lead somewhere you don’t wanna go.

@DIMPZ
Bet Im trying that tahmahruh GOOD LOOK SIS :hugs:

@LOLITA
You know that thing called CLAP on well STRAP ON Up to you tho boo!

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Ok I have a question
I have this friend who knows I’ve been sick and has offered more than once to come over and cook for me etc but said friend is feelin me also. I’ve already told her no since I know this could end up really bad.
Any suggestions
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If u are not feeling her dont let her start doing shyt for you. U probably wont be able to shake her later.

Don’t come in her cussing at me if it doesn’t go as planned though.
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GOT ONE BETTER I WILL EMAIL THAT AZZ RIGHT AFTERWARD SIKE

MzDimplez1123 says:

I Go be knowing all kinds of shyt
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You should always learn as much as you can about your opponent.

YSoSrs says:

@IGO

Now I find YOU intriguing. Quite.
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Mmmmhmmmm

MzDimplez1123 says:

*spits water out @ opponent
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Yes opponent…. Im the competitive type.

Bish thought I was gone fall for the okie doke
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and this is why Im a fake lesbian IM TO DAMN DIRECT I would’ve been like “Bish fuk wrong with you” Nahhhhh aint happening Im about to call Teddy or anyone” Throws towel at broad and walks away fuming

@BROWN

@AL

dont laugh Homie… That aint right.

Alright Folks… Let me get outta here.

Yall have a good weekend….

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

And before I leave just to be messy……
Al prehaps you and Chief should talk amongst yourselves
you may have somethin in common
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AND ON THAT NOTE… Im bout to go have a drink.

Lawd…Brown just ain’t never gone be sht. EVER.