Snoop to Kris Humphries: ‘You shouldn’t have tried to wife the b*tch!’
Rapper-turned-comedian Snoop Dogg gives sound advice to hopeless romantic Kris Humphries, who followed his heart — and not his brains — when he married narcissist Kim Kardashian in a made-for-TV wedding last year.
It’s not entirely Kris’ fault. It’s a holdover from evolutionary days that some men lose all common sense when they are in the presence of a pretty woman.
In another video making the rounds on the Internet yesterday, rapper Young Jeezy, weighed in by saying he would rather die than marry a Kardashian. We’re sure he meant Kim, not Khloe.
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Oooh well, dayum!
Somebody finally said it! Uncle Khloe ain’t gonna like this.
I said the same thing when Kim went to Haiti: she was looking for bigger dycks. It’s true what they say abou Haitian men…..
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
Uncle Khloe ain’t gonna like this.
Naw Aunty, Jeezy was talking about the whole clan of Kardashians
The Whoredashians are having a hell of a month, ain’t they?
Sandra, please look at my gravi!!
Damn Snoop
I WONDER IF SNOOP D O DOUBLE G WOULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT KANDI?? HMMMMMM.
#freehis
#freechocd
Loves me some Snoop
Murder was the case that they gave me
Weedhead wisdom.
He ain’t lying though. 
Thank you Fe
@JMO
to cute 
Snoop would definitely know all ABOUT hoes..
HE DON’T LOVE DEM HOES!!!!
I saw this on WSHH last night
ITS KINDA QUIET TODAY…
WERE THE FUGG IS DOUG OTB AND CHOCO?? 
OMG!!! I just watched te video. “don’t re-invent the wheel”
*gin
Where’s Man
@Lakes-I was wondering the same thing, Thursday is my only day I get to actually play…
Im sure EVERYONE done told him not to marry her…
I got bitches in the living room gettin’ it on
And, they ain’t leavin’ ’til six in the mornin’
So what you wanna do? ****, I got a pocket
Full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But, but what? We don’t love them ho’s, yeah
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G’s up, hoes down, while you mother****ers bounce to this
Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ endo
Sippin’ on gin and juice, laid back
With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind
Let her do what she suppose to do “hoe”….he got her butt right together
flat line_________________________________ 
can always count on snoop lol
I just pictured that video and errthang… that scene where Dre gave him a whole roll of condoms!
He’s actually very funny. I’ve been playing that video over and over again.
@ Fe – Email me. I wanna set something up w/you next month!
that’s a tad bit disrespectful. How would he feel if someone called his daughter a bish…..
it is funny tho
*correction* “was born”
FEFE
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
The Whoredashians are having a hell of a month, ain’t they?
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Good, maybe they will go away like Paris Hilton.
@SIS HEY SNOOP ALWAYS SAID “FUGG THEM HO’S”
ITS FUNNY THO!! 
@THERAPIST U RIGHT IT IS DISRESPECTFUL.. BUT KIM.. WHO RESPECT THAT CHICK??
Snoop stupid
@Chatted
Sent!
Anna says:
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
The Whoredashians are having a hell of a month, ain’t they?
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Good, maybe they will go away like Paris Hilton.
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You know they ain’t going nowhere. Just play the Snoop tape again.
I hear Kim Whoredashian is now a DJ somewhere? Where do they get these hoes?
@AL I SEEN U BAD TALKN ME AND MY FABULOSO… I DONT PRECIATE THAT..
**BURNS AL FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT**
JMO says:
Sandra, please look at my gravi
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Dang…I’ve only been gone for a week…what happened to CD??? I like reading her post
@ Fe – got it…..now check yours!
@ SIS –
SNOOP IS A LEGITIMATE EXPERT ON HOES, I’M CERTAIN HIS WIFE IS SO PROUD OF HIM AND HIS STUDIES
I CAN’T STAND BIATCH ARSE NICCAS, ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT WOMAN’S PUZZAY-SMH
thats the problem I had burning fabuloso almost killeded me I didnt know what we had was a friendship after all the dna we have shared this how it ends huh
Truth for that ass. It may not be nice or respectful but when you carry yourself a certain way you have to be prepared for some not so nice things that come your way. Whether right wrong or indifferent.
Lakes…i chuckled….but yeah….disrespectful
Harlem
Therapist
OH I GET IT WHY ERRRBYODY MAD @ KIM, CAUSE SHE DID THE DUMPING-LOL
MEN AND THEIR BRUISED EGOS, THEY BECOME SCORNED BISHES FOR REAL
<<<<MY FAVORITE EMOTION TODAY 
Hopefully Kris learned his lesson messing with those Kardashians girls
I don’t think ANY celebs should get married. Kim got her fairy tale wedding no matter how it ended. And everyone in the free world got to watch it. What more could she ask for. People wanna hate on her, but really she could care less because her momma is the biggest pimp there is and she keeps all her daughters in the media cashing in $$$ all day. I think the best way to make these media hoes go away is to ignore them. don’t post comments on them, dont buy magazines if they are on the cover. I want to see them go away as much as the next person but it’s not gonna happen if they keep getting the attention they do. She came up with a sex tape for goodness sake. Now look how rich the hoe is. Yes shes pretty, but shes still a hoe.
Tell ‘em Snoop.
Nobody schooled that cat
#tisall
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SON
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*clears throat* Chatted —->that post
@AL
<<FRIENDSHIPCONTRACT!! IT AINT MY FAULT U MISSD A STEP.. **HANDS U SPORK** UR BAD HUH.. 
MissHarlem says:
Truth for that ass. It may not be nice or respectful but when you carry yourself a certain way you have to be prepared for some not so nice things that come your way. Whether right wrong or indifferent.
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You are correct my dear!!!
I can’t see the video but Snoop has always been a hot mess, Snoop is starting to age badly
And that new Jeezy cd is riding
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
OH I GET IT WHY ERRRBYODY MAD @ KIM, CAUSE SHE DID THE DUMPING-LOL
MEN AND THEIR BRUISED EGOS, THEY BECOME SCORNED BISHES FOR REAL
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IMO
In this particular situation only, I believe if Kris would have dumped her then it would be no backlash coming towards her. Women would have eaten him alive!!! Men would say the same thing Snoop said regardless of who dumped who.
@ Smurfette – Huh?! What I do?!
Nasir Rahim says:
I WONDER IF SNOOP D O DOUBLE G WOULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT KANDI?? HMMMMMM.
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Kandi gets around?
DAMN!!
haaahaaa he just said what everybody is thinking!!! poor Dumbphries
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
Anna says:
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
The Whoredashians are having a hell of a month, ain’t they?
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Good, maybe they will go away like Paris Hilton.
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You know they ain’t going nowhere. Just play the Snoop tape again.
I hear Kim Whoredashian is now a DJ somewhere? Where do they get these hoes?
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I heard Khole. Kim has no rhythm, how she gonna DJ?
I agree completely with Snoop. Why would you marry a h*e? These men that wife up trashy women are asking to get dogged out and made a fool out of. No sympathy whatsoever for Kris he brought this all on himself.
“We’re sure he meant Kim, not Khole”.
Lol
love it……..Ludicris wrote a song about her. hoe……yous a hoe….