Rapper-turned-comedian Snoop Dogg gives sound advice to hopeless romantic Kris Humphries, who followed his heart -- and not his brains -- when he married narcissist Kim Kardashian in a made-for-TV wedding last year.

It's not entirely Kris' fault. It's a holdover from evolutionary days that some men lose all common sense when they are in the presence of a pretty woman.

In another video making the rounds on the Internet yesterday, rapper Young Jeezy, weighed in by saying he would rather die than marry a Kardashian. We're sure he meant Kim, not Khloe.

  • Flawless

    :ROFL:

  • Mother Jefferson

    ;coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Oooh well, dayum! :blink: :lol: :blink:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl: SAY IT AGAIN SNOOP D :blunt: GG!! SILLY RABBIT TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS!!

  • EB

    :rofl:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Somebody finally said it! Uncle Khloe ain't gonna like this.

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    I said the same thing when Kim went to Haiti: she was looking for bigger dycks. It's true what they say abou Haitian men.....

  • Strawberrys and cream

    :coffee:

  • Mother Jefferson

    RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 - 01/12) says:

    Uncle Khloe ain’t gonna like this.

    :dead:

  • Eazy

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    :lol:

  • Eazy

    Naw Aunty, Jeezy was talking about the whole clan of Kardashians

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    The Whoredashians are having a hell of a month, ain't they?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :lol: I heard about this on the radio this morning... :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    :rofl:

    Sandra, please look at my gravi!!

  • NaijaGal

    Damn Snoop :hahaha: :rofl:

  • http://www.nowcasting.com/nasirrahim Nasir Rahim

    I WONDER IF SNOOP D O DOUBLE G WOULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT KANDI?? HMMMMMM.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    #freehis
    #freechocd

    :coffee:

  • Bootcampgirl

    Loves me some Snoop
    :whistle: Murder was the case that they gave me

  • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

    :rofl: :ha: Don't try to reinvent the wheel by making a hoe a housewife... :ghost:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Weedhead wisdom. :lol: He ain't lying though. :coffee:

  • http://SandraRose fine_sexy_libra

    :hahaha:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Thank you Fe :hug:

  • Strawberrys and cream

    @JMO :rofl: to cute :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Snoop would definitely know all ABOUT hoes.. :yes: HE DON'T LOVE DEM HOES!!!!

  • Hershey

    I saw this on WSHH last night :rofl: :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    ITS KINDA QUIET TODAY... :think: WERE THE FUGG IS DOUG OTB AND CHOCO?? :waiting:

  • EB

    OMG!!! I just watched te video. "don't re-invent the wheel" :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    :whistle: sippin' on juice and juice with my money on my mind and my mind on my money...

  • Creole Kimbo…

    :rofl:

  • Bootcampgirl

    *gin :mad:

  • change

    :hahaha:
    Where's Man :gossip:

  • Bootcampgirl

    @Lakes-I was wondering the same thing, Thursday is my only day I get to actually play...

  • Creole Kimbo…

    Im sure EVERYONE done told him not to marry her... :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    I got bitches in the living room gettin' it on
    And, they ain't leavin' 'til six in the mornin'
    So what you wanna do? Shit, I got a pocket
    Full of rubbers and my homeboys do too

    So turn off the lights and close the doors
    But, but what? We don't love them ho's, yeah
    So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
    G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

    Rollin' down the street, smokin' endo
    Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back
    With my mind on my money
    And my money on my mind

    :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hi: @Tange

  • Melissa Niice

    Let her do what she suppose to do "hoe"....he got her butt right together :rofl: flat line_________________________________ :dead:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    can always count on snoop lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :rofl: @Lakes

    I just pictured that video and errthang... that scene where Dre gave him a whole roll of condoms! :rofl:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    He's actually very funny. I've been playing that video over and over again.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe - Email me. I wanna set something up w/you next month!

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ SIS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    that's a tad bit disrespectful. How would he feel if someone called his daughter a bish.....

    it is funny tho

  • Melissa Niice

    *correction* "was born"

  • change

    FEFE
    :hug: :waves:

  • Anna

    RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 - 01/12) says:

    The Whoredashians are having a hell of a month, ain’t they?

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Good, maybe they will go away like Paris Hilton.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS HEY SNOOP ALWAYS SAID "FUGG THEM HO'S" :grin:
    @THERAPIST U RIGHT IT IS DISRESPECTFUL.. BUT KIM.. WHO RESPECT THAT CHICK?? :shrug: ITS FUNNY THO!! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    Snoop stupid

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Chatted

    Sent! :)

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    Anna says:

    RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:

    The Whoredashians are having a hell of a month, ain’t they?

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Good, maybe they will go away like Paris Hilton.
    ------------------------------------

    You know they ain't going nowhere. Just play the Snoop tape again.

    I hear Kim Whoredashian is now a DJ somewhere? Where do they get these hoes?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @AL I SEEN U BAD TALKN ME AND MY FABULOSO... I DONT PRECIATE THAT.. :coffee: **BURNS AL FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT**

  • Ms. YaYa

    JMO says:
    Sandra, please look at my gravi
    ________________________________________________________
    Dang...I've only been gone for a week...what happened to CD??? I like reading her post

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Fe - got it.....now check yours!

    @ SIS - :dead:

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    SNOOP IS A LEGITIMATE EXPERT ON HOES, I'M CERTAIN HIS WIFE IS SO PROUD OF HIM AND HIS STUDIES

    I CAN'T STAND BIATCH ARSE NICCAS, ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT WOMAN'S PUZZAY-SMH

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy

    thats the problem I had burning fabuloso almost killeded me I didnt know what we had was a friendship after all the dna we have shared this how it ends huh :coffee:

  • MissHarlem

    Truth for that ass. It may not be nice or respectful but when you carry yourself a certain way you have to be prepared for some not so nice things that come your way. Whether right wrong or indifferent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Lakes...i chuckled....but yeah....disrespectful

  • The Makeup Maven

    Harlem :hug:
    Therapist :hug:

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    OH I GET IT WHY ERRRBYODY MAD @ KIM, CAUSE SHE DID THE DUMPING-LOL

    MEN AND THEIR BRUISED EGOS, THEY BECOME SCORNED BISHES FOR REAL :rolleyes: <<<<MY FAVORITE EMOTION TODAY :)

  • Creole Kimbo…

    Hopefully Kris learned his lesson messing with those Kardashians girls

  • AprilRain

    I don't think ANY celebs should get married. Kim got her fairy tale wedding no matter how it ended. And everyone in the free world got to watch it. What more could she ask for. People wanna hate on her, but really she could care less because her momma is the biggest pimp there is and she keeps all her daughters in the media cashing in $$$ all day. I think the best way to make these media hoes go away is to ignore them. don't post comments on them, dont buy magazines if they are on the cover. I want to see them go away as much as the next person but it's not gonna happen if they keep getting the attention they do. She came up with a sex tape for goodness sake. Now look how rich the hoe is. Yes shes pretty, but shes still a hoe.

  • Yall still crazy

    Tell 'em Snoop.

    Nobody schooled that cat :shrug: #tisall
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    SON :hug:

    ---------------------------
    *clears throat* Chatted ---->that post :rules:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @AL :rules: <<FRIENDSHIPCONTRACT!! IT AINT MY FAULT U MISSD A STEP.. **HANDS U SPORK** UR BAD HUH.. :coffee:

  • Ms.Fashion

    MissHarlem says:

    Truth for that ass. It may not be nice or respectful but when you carry yourself a certain way you have to be prepared for some not so nice things that come your way. Whether right wrong or indifferent.

    ______________________

    You are correct my dear!!!

  • GAGIRL87

    I can't see the video but Snoop has always been a hot mess, Snoop is starting to age badly :no:

    And that new Jeezy cd is riding

    :whistle: Jeezy's "F*uck N*ggas"

  • Ms.Fashion

    INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

    OH I GET IT WHY ERRRBYODY MAD @ KIM, CAUSE SHE DID THE DUMPING-LOL

    MEN AND THEIR BRUISED EGOS, THEY BECOME SCORNED BISHES FOR REAL
    _____________________
    IMO

    In this particular situation only, I believe if Kris would have dumped her then it would be no backlash coming towards her. Women would have eaten him alive!!! Men would say the same thing Snoop said regardless of who dumped who.

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Smurfette - Huh?! What I do?! :thinking:

  • bnatural

    Nasir Rahim says:

    I WONDER IF SNOOP D O DOUBLE G WOULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT KANDI?? HMMMMMM.

    --------------------------

    Kandi gets around? :popcorn:

  • http://www.nowcasting.com/nasirrahim Nasir Rahim

    DAMN!!

  • 3halos

    :whistle: :coffee:

  • sdsthomas

    :rofl:

  • lisaROSE

    haaahaaa he just said what everybody is thinking!!! poor Dumbphries

  • Anna

    RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 - 01/12) says:

    Anna says:

    RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:

    The Whoredashians are having a hell of a month, ain’t they?

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Good, maybe they will go away like Paris Hilton.
    ————————————

    You know they ain’t going nowhere. Just play the Snoop tape again.

    I hear Kim Whoredashian is now a DJ somewhere? Where do they get these hoes?

    ~~~~~~~~
    I heard Khole. Kim has no rhythm, how she gonna DJ?

  • I Run New York

    I agree completely with Snoop. Why would you marry a h*e? These men that wife up trashy women are asking to get dogged out and made a fool out of. No sympathy whatsoever for Kris he brought this all on himself.

  • TiFan4Lyfe

    "We're sure he meant Kim, not Khole".

    Lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/importedfromnowhere lovebites

    love it........Ludicris wrote a song about her. hoe......yous a hoe....