Why Christina Aguilera was leaking at the Etta James Tribute

Tongues were wagging during the touching performance of songstress Christina Aguilera’s performance at Etta James tribute on Sunday. Not because she tore the roof off the place with her amazing vocals, but because she appeared to be leaking bodily fluids on the stage.

Here’s what actually happened according to US Weekly:

In photos of Aguilera’s incredible tribute to James — who passed away Jan. 20 — fans noticed odd streaks running down her legs.

“She sang her heart out. It was a memorial service for her idol and she was nervous,” an insider explains to Us of the performance. (Aguilera, 31, has been covering “At Last” for years and called James “a true gift to music and a woman of great spirit and courage” on her website after James’ death.”

“It was her proudest moment,” the source explains. “The sweat caused her spray tan to streak.”

Good answer. But she doesn’t appear to be “sweating” anywhere on her body — except in the vicinity of her vagina. Do women spray tan their vaginas? :shrug:


Thanks to loyal reader mzwhang90210 for the tip!

  • screwball69

    :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    ewwwww…..

  • TPtotalpackage

    This is just. I mean. :dead: . I would need a :casket: to go in the ground right next to Etta after this embarrassment. I wouldn’t have released a statement at all. This is a time when “No comment.” would have surely sufficed. :nono:

  • EB

    Maybe she was smuggling kool aid into the funeral :shrug:

  • Ty

    So she got a red tan :shrug: That shyt is gross :hurl:

  • http://www.twitter.com/missbl0ndee SunnyK

    OH EM GEE :-X

  • SunRiseBlossom

    That is N-A-S-T-Y as HELL!!! :vomit:

  • BeautifulBliss

    I was pretty sure that’s what it was. If that was her period, like some were claiming, that means she had on no underwear. They would have caught most of the blood, I would think. Whatever it is, it’s really embarrassing. She must have been sweating really bad in between her legs. Poor thing.

  • screwball69

    :thinking: Actually, her those tig-ol-bitties do look a little wet from my computer screen, so I believe her. :shrug:

    Fayla, FeFe, Y’all, Tatted, YSO, Hershey, Vero, 405, Cali, Laker, OTB, JMO, and everyone else. Good Moanin :yahoo:

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    i believe it was spray tan, i highly doubt it was “aunt flo” cause of the color, it would be bright red if it suddenly came on and would that mean she had on no drawls? when gets brown reddish it normally dont leak with that much force.
    embarrassing either way, poor xtina cant catch a break

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :dead: :dead: :dead: <—me & possibly her cooch

    #iCANT

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Ty says:

    So she got a red tan
    _______________

    I call BS on that spray tan excuse. Good answer though. :coffee:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    Good morning Sandra Rose and Family!!! :waves:

  • Daisy

    :popcorn:

    SN- Christina SANG the hell out of At Last I have ALWAYS loved her music and voice. That heffa can SANG :yes:

    Good Morning :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    I think folks should stop trying to change themselves if you pale be pale if you dark be dark Love yo self

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @screwball

  • EB

    What else could the liquid be?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3bQrYBIp_0 LaTechGrad02

    She powered through that song. I would’ve stood behind the podium or a potted plant and wiped that mess off on the sly.

  • SunRiseBlossom

    I’m sorry but sweat don’t run down your legs like that from just standing in place… Maybe if she was doing a HARD and I do mean HARD workout at the time I would fall for it, but :nono: that is stright “Cycle Juice”

  • vero

    :rofl: and :dead: again

    :happy: @Screw

  • vero

    And :cosign: @With Al ! SMH

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Spray tan is an aronge looking color its possible that she tanned her smang pot just in case someone wanted to see :shrug:

  • screwball69

    Sandra Rose says:

    Ty says:
    So she got a red tan
    _______________
    I call BS on that spray tan excuse. Good answer though. :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________
    :waiting: So what you thinking, Sandra? Are you suggesting that Christina Maria Aguilera doesn’t wear panties and pads when she’s on her cycle? Celebrities aren’t THAT crazy. :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ EB they said it Ginar Juice

  • Chocolate Diva

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that chit is disgusting. :nono: Christina yo ass know better and need to do better

  • Daisy

    @sponge I agree w/you I don’t think its blood but its embarrassing all the same.

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    :dead: @AL #23

    Vero, Whipfinity lasts a while, depending on how thirsty ur hair is. a little goes a long way tho :yes:

    Screw!! :waves: <—petition for yo gravi change, pls & thx!

    SunRise! :hug: long time no font!

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Good Morning :waves:

  • Hershey

    I hope it was her tan that was leaking, because in the video she wipes it off with her hand, and if that was blood bayyyyybayyyyy :vomit:

  • Smokie

    It’s clearly her period. I think we should just move on.

  • vero

    @Screw, if ‘regular’ people do it, i don’t think crazy celebs wouldn’t :lol:

  • lovezoe

    Poor thang

  • Smokie

    And she could have had on panties. They can’t hold a rushing flow when your tampon has overflowed! That’s her cycle.

  • vero

    Fayfay we need to talk via email

    veronicadeguada at :yahoo:

  • SunRiseBlossom

    screwball69 says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Ty says:
    So she got a red tan
    _______________
    I call BS on that spray tan excuse. Good answer though.
    _____________________________________________________________
    So what you thinking, Sandra? Are you suggesting that Christina Maria Aguilera doesn’t wear panties and pads when she’s on her cycle? Celebrities aren’t THAT crazy.
    _______________________________
    Even on a good heavy flowing day… panties, a pad, and a tampon may not be enough to hold you after so long…… :coffee:
    IJS…. :shrugs:

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    wait, unless its urine mixed with the tan, it would be that color. i hope thats not the case :shrug:

  • grlnva

    My worst nightmare. That’s the one thing I dread happening to me. Thank God for those cramps I always get 2 days before it comes. Damn her flow is heavy, she may wanna get that checked.

  • Ty

    Daisy says:

    SN- Christina SANG the hell out of At Last I have ALWAYS loved her music and voice. That heffa can SANG

    Good Morning
    ____________________
    :yes: I love Impossible. The song A. Key wrote for her. Yes she can sang

  • The Makeup Maven

    :whistle:
    She leakin’, Soakin’ wet
    Leakin’, soakin’ wet

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    I think its tan spray

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    i am just confused by wtf is goin on in that pic, so imma opt to not look at it again :thumbsup:

    :hi: Daisy!

  • http://www.amazon.com/gotta-make-Heaven-going-thru/product-reviews/1448656729/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_t iscream

    :lol:

    What a bloody shame.

    X-Tina is having the best week ever!

  • BeautifulBliss

    Why would she or the “source” lie, though? Surprise periods happen to women all the time, although I always know when I’m due because I can feel it physically. It’s a part of life. I’d rather it be that than my fake tan bleeding down my leg. That’s NOT normal. My only thing is if it WAS her cycle, wth did’t she have on any underwear? Or maybe they were extra skimpy. :shrug:

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    if i was on my ( . ) i would not go on stage if i thought i would leak, you can feel that mess coming. they couldve waited 2 min, Etta wasnt going nowhere….

  • vero

    :dead: @tatted

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    :lol: @ Maven…. that is allowed right :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    Um…Ew. :stop:

    Why wouldn’t her spray tan run from her face first (which doesn’t look that sweaty from this pic btw)?

    I don’t know what it could be and I honestly don’t want to think about too much. That can’t lead to anywhere good.

  • caligirl

    Morning Screwball :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    ….just found out my wife is a borderline alcoholic…

    *searches for Chicago based AA groups*

    #Pray4Us

  • SunRiseBlossom

    IKR!!!! Hey Fayla……. :hug:
    It’s ALWAYS good to font with you my girl!!! :yes:

  • caligirl

    @Ace – Are you serious? What is she doing?

  • screwball69

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Screw!! :waves: :pc: (me changing my gravi just for FayFay)

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ AL-Boogie :lol: SHU’UP ACKIN’ LIKE YOU CAN’T TALK TO ME! :rolleyes:

    @ Vero – Im sorry! That’s the 1st thang that came to my mind!

  • vero

    :blink: @Ace. i’m not sure if you’re serious or if I can laugh

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I keep scrolling up and looking at this chit and I really can’t figure out WHICH one it is…it looks like it COULD be spray tan, but then again, it looks like it COULD ALSO be aunt flo… :shrugs: Either way the chit is embarrassing as hell!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Maven :coffee:

    @ Yso its hotter around the thighs than the face :shrug:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :waves: Pryti

  • NaijaGal

    @Tatted
    :whistle:

    It never really matter to much to me
    That you were just to damn old for me
    All that really mattered was you was my girlfriend
    And baby that’s all that mattered to me

    Let me love you down
    Even if it takes all night
    Let me love you down
    You know it’s going to be so right

  • NaijaGal

    FAYLA :yahoo: hey sunkissed beauty :kiss:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @ACE

    My innocent little Dimpz IS NOT and alcoholic. :karate:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Ace as long as she not drinking Listerine and scope she’ll be alright

  • LadyT

    . I watched her performance and the conclusion I came to was: IF that was menstral blood when she wiped her legs and eventually went on to touch her hand to her chest you would see blood on her chest. I’m leaning on it being tanning stuff that wasn’t applied correctly. Either way its embarrassing. She’s said for the longest Etta was her idol. I’m sure it was sad but an honor to be asked to sing at her service. Too bad she’s got a horrible memory attached to it now.

  • SunRiseBlossom

    45 spongebobfan says:

    if i was on my ( . ) i would not go on stage if i thought i would leak, you can feel that mess coming. they couldve waited 2 min, Etta wasnt going nowhere….
    ______________________________________
    50 Ace says:

    ….just found out my wife is a borderline alcoholic…

    *searches for Chicago based AA groups*
    ___________________________________________________

    :ghost: @ spongebobfan Lol…
    :pray: for Ace wife to recovery and get some help!!!

  • NaijaGal

    ChocD, FeFe, Al, Pryti, Vero, Screwball, Caligirl, YSO, errybody :waves: :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    what up naija

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @Naija

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    hey :waves: CD

  • mexidorean

    Maybe she was so nervous she peed a little and it messed up her spray tan?

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    waits for Ace to confirm if he bs’n or serrus :popcorn:

    :dead: @iscream

    Heyyy Ty!!! :hug:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :hugs: Naija

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    PO LIL XTINA.. :no: FIRE UR DAM THIGHS!! OR DID U PEE PEE.. :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    @Vero

    This is SR…your supposed to laugh regardless …even more so if I’m serious…

    :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :dead: @ALL Y’ALL

    Taking Ace crazy ass seriously. :hahaha:

  • BeautifulBliss

    Yeah, and the way she wiped it in between her hands, um if that was blood, that’s gross.

  • screwball69

    Naija :yahoo:

  • vero

    :waves: @Naija

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Christina should have worn some spanx or something…at least she would have had some cloth to catch the sweat from her thunder thighs rubbing together… that skirt looks a bit too tight and it was already rising up… :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE.. :smack: HOLD UP DID U JUST CALL MY WIFIE DIMPZ AN ALCOHOLIC?? :nono: SHE JUST GETTIN IN TOUCH WITH HER MESSICAN SIDE.. LEAVE HER ALONE!! :cuss:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Naija

    :whistle:
    Tender was the kiss when you held me captive
    in your sweet embrace
    My lips begin to burn and my heart beats faster
    than the normal pace
    Oooh I try hard to resist that familiar smile that melts me
    just like wax
    But what’s the use I’m yours and that means forever there’s no
    turning back

    Baby, Baby, Baby, it’s a mystery
    Oooh you got me spinning around
    What have you done to me
    Suspended animation I’m lost inside of you
    i feel so insecure and yet i’ve never felt so sure
    What am I going to do

    I’m out on a limb
    I’m giving in to you again
    Baby, baby oooh oooh I
    Out on a limb
    I’m giving in to you again

    *the late, great TEENA MARIE*

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :waves: @MEXI

    Long time no post.

    Now pee and spray tan would make more sense than sweat and spray tan. But I said I didn’t want to think too much about so I’m gonna stop now. :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Al-Boogie YOU MAKE ME SOOO :sick:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Ace 73 yeah its in the rules :yes: if you say be prepared for whatever they say about you

  • screwball69

    <—- :waiting: for new Gravatar to display.

    :cuss: And I ain't changing it again this week.

  • vero

    :dead: @ACe thanks cause I couldn’t hold it anylonger.
    Yso, i’m known for being sensitive :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Maven I got this Medicine if you need it :coffee: :no: <—- me lookin around

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @ Ace as long as she not drinking Listerine and scope she’ll be alright
    :crying:
    _________________
    NAIJA!!! How’s the Cocoa Goddess on today?? :hug:

    Pryti :waves:

    CD we not gone have that discussion bout that baby misreppin the whip no mo tho :coffee:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CHATTED

    Now don’t you start sanging no Ms. Teena around me. :yahoo:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ YSO – GIIIIRL, I :heart: ME SOME TEENA! ESPECIALLY TAHT SONG! :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Al-Boogie! THAT WAS YOU LOOKIN’ROUND? :rofl:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Fay

    <———- So u hating on the spokesbaby for Whipfinity. :no: bueno. She aint gone be happy going back to that Blue Magic :coffee:

    @Screw
    :nono: at yo gravi

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    So bottom line Ill take a wet wipe to that thang and still beat it up :coffee:

  • Ty

    Ace says:

    @Vero

    This is SR…your supposed to laugh regardless …even more so if I’m serious…
    ____________________
    Why does the guy in your gravi have a partial ponytail? *Passes Ace a closure, spray paint, and a Donald Trump hair piece*

    :hug: @ Fayla Good Morn-Ting

  • http://www.twitter.com/callmemiich PrytiBrownIs

    Heeey Fay :hugs:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    <<IS HIGHLY UPSET SHE AINT HEARD FROM PEDRO.. :wail: THIS HARD TO GET SHYT I AINT GOOD AT!! :wail: #RANDOM

  • screwball69

    Fayla

    :coffee: I hope you appreciate the new one.

    I’m all considerate and following the :rules: that govern our E-Family.

  • caligirl

    Ebestie – You love some music…Know what’s on my Christmas list for you…

    Tatted Nahhh
    Makeup Maven Nahhh
    The Makeup Expert Nahh

    DJ Cotton Candy :yes: that’s it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Lakes who is Pedro?

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    FeFe says:

    Christina should have worn some spanx or something…at least she would have had some cloth to catch the sweat from her thunder thighs rubbing together… that skirt looks a bit too tight and it was already rising up…
    :rofl: baby when u go IN, u go IN!!
    __________________

    *makes note not to EVA request gravi change from SCREW NO MO bc he just dont wanna please me sensitive eyes* :rollseyes: :coffee:

  • caligirl

    NaijaGal hey baby girl :hug:

  • vero

    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Vero why you dead

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – YOU’LL HEAR FROM HIM! HAVE YOU TRY CONTACTED HIM? :thinking:

  • screwball69

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Screw
    :nono: at yo gravi
    __________________________________________________________
    :mad: y’all killing me.

  • Mr.BluPhi

    WHAT IN THE HELL???????????

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Maybe yall screen is showing something else….that doesn’t look like her period.

    WHew lawwd we can be so delusional sometimes. It does look like it can be spray tan. Why she got it in her inner thighs……IONO

    It look as if she SHARTED (shyt & farted) like she did a silent fart and a lil liquid shyt made an appearance. She miscalculated her rectum….

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS NO..
    @AL HE IS MY GARDNER.. :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ E-bestie YAAAS, I :heart: ME SOME REAL MUSIC. I’MMA ROMANTIC AT HEART and if there is a song out there that a man is telling a woman how he loves her or a woman telling a man how she loves him, I’M ALL IN! :yes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Tender was the kiss when you held me captive
    in your sweet embrace
    My lips begin to burn and my heart beats faster
    than the normal pace
    Oooh I try hard to resist that familiar smile that melts me
    just like wax
    But what’s the use I’m yours and that means forever there’s no
    turning back

    Baby, Baby, Baby, it’s a mystery
    Oooh you got me spinning around
    What have you done to me
    Suspended animation I’m lost inside of you
    i feel so insecure and yet i’ve never felt so sure
    What am I going to do

    I’m out on a limb
    I’m giving in to you again
    Baby, baby oooh oooh I
    Out on a limb
    I’m giving in to you again
    ________________________
    :crying: ChaBew ik u wasnt sangin to me, but y u do dat there-ruh?? u couldnt tell me NUFFIN when my azz usta sang that back in the day baby!! :crying: RIP Lady Tee!

  • vero

    Screw makes me want to go back to my old ways (gravis) :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    @Lakers

    She got wasted on a Monday Night…with “him”… :mad:

    and the night before…. *facepalms*

    This is not in my baby’s character :wail:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Fayla

    I try to keep it as real and blunt as possible… :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – Then drop that pride and contact HIM! Let HIM know you thankn ’bout HIM! PRIDE’LL HAVE YO AZZ BY YO’SELF! :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @THERAPIST.. :no: NOT HER RECTUM THO.. :ghost: LETS JUST SAY HER TINKLE A LITTLE.. :hurl: GOT SOME HEELS FULL OF PISS AND TAN!

  • https://twitter.com/#!/BttrflyKisses20 BlkButterfly

    Spay tan is a goldish brown color… if she was sweating on her legs, thighs or anything it would run. We’re not under her skirt, how do we know it came from her vagina and not her inner thigh? Yes most women who get tanned spray everything but the “lady parts” and I’m sure it was hot as hell and she was singing pretty hard at that… Come on

  • CreoleCutie7

    These stars not wearin no drawls and thats what happens…YUCK!! just nasty :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    :lol: @ with Him :lol:

  • screwball69

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
    __________________
    *makes note not to EVA request gravi change from SCREW NO MO bc he just dont wanna please me sensitive eyes* :rolleyes: :coffee:
    ________________________________________________________
    :wail: Whadaya Want From Me, my BayBay?

  • VDot

    I’m embarassed for her. Whatever IT is. :oops:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    Her titties look magnificent!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SCREW

    Notice I haven’t said anything bad about your Gravi. :no:

    He and I met back when my Gravi sickness wasn’t being controlled by heavy medication. I can email you a few pills if you like. :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @therapist

    It look as if she SHARTED (shyt & farted) like she did a silent fart and a lil liquid shyt made an appearance. She miscalculated her rectum….

    _________

    :ghost: :hurl:

  • KyCakes

    Rrriiigghhhtttt :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    Tender was the kiss when you held me captive
    in your sweet embrace
    My lips begin to burn and my heart beats faster
    than the normal pace
    Oooh I try hard to resist that familiar smile that melts me
    just like wax
    But what’s the use I’m yours and that means forever there’s no
    turning back

    Baby, Baby, Baby, it’s a mystery
    Oooh you got me spinning around
    What have you done to me
    Suspended animation I’m lost inside of you
    i feel so insecure and yet i’ve never felt so sure
    What am I going to do

    I’m out on a limb
    I’m giving in to you again
    Baby, baby oooh oooh I
    Out on a limb
    I’m giving in to you again
    ________________________
    :wail: ChaBew ik u wasnt sangin to me, but y u do dat there-ruh?? u couldnt tell me NUFFIN when my azz usta sang that back in the day baby!! :wail: RIP Lady Tee!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Baaaaybeeee LISTEN! This ratt here, was my JAM! You couldn’t tell me NATHAN – that and Portugese Love!

    :whistle:
    Won’t you say you love me
    Say you love me
    Say you love me baby
    Portugese Love

  • NaijaGal

    Alcoholics are the best to watch on Intervention

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS TOO LATE.. WIING WIING :lol:
    @ACE OH.. ITS BECAUSE SHE DRINKING WIHT “HIM” THAT U TRYING TO GET A BISH HELP… IT’S OK.. COME TO LAKES :hug: :pacifier: **CALLS DIMPZ**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Ace and Blu would yall taste that Red Wine vinaigrette she got running down her legs?

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Fay

    <———- So u hating on the spokesbaby for Whipfinity. bueno. She aint gone be happy going back to that Blue Magic
    ________________
    :mad: she can be the spokes baby bc she a cute baby, but FIRST we gotta leggo a that customized infant lacefront. & show a b4 & after look :coffee:

  • vero

    :dead: again

    Al yall ALL killing me. the tan spray, period, shart, urine, the gravis, the alcooholism (??)
    :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    vero says:

    Screw makes me want to go back to my old ways (gravis) :rofl:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :no:

  • screwball69

    vero says:

    Screw makes me want to go back to my old ways (gravis) :rofl:
    ________________________________________________________________
    :stop: Now YOU were the one with the REAL outrageous gravatars. And Hershey too with that Broccoli and Popcorn headed girl gravi…. ( :whip: Hershey for putting that image into my head)

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ SIS – GOOD! I knew it! :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @THERAPIST

    No :hugs: for you cause what you typed is even worse than what some already think that is. :stop:

  • VDot

    It look as if she SHARTED (shyt & farted) like she did a silent fart and a lil liquid shyt made an appearance. She miscalculated her rectum…. .

    :wtf: :hurl: :rofl:

  • Daisy

    @Ty As the resident Akeys STAN you know I LUV Impossible that’s my ish that cd was nice

  • KyCakes

    Moanin’ Erybody :wave:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Today is official big guhl day if you change your gravi must be a big guhl

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Why was she showing so much cleveage at the funeral….Im surprised anyone was even looking at her legs….

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT AND SHE WAS SINGING HARD, HER PERIOD CAME ON, WITHOUT HER KNOWING

    STRESS, INTENSE EMOTIONS, ETC. CAN CAUSE YOUR PERIOD TO COME ON UNEXPECTEDLY

    SHE MAY HAVE HAD ON PANTIES BUT NO PAD/TAMPON & THE HARDER SHE BELTED, THE HEAVIER SHE FLOWED, IMJS :shrugs:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Wet ones?

    The Whip baby gone do a before and after? :stop: :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @SIS ITS LIKE HE FELT A BISH :wail: …

  • lovezoe

    :offtipic: Paula got fired from XFactor. F’ed up being Simon recruited her.

  • The Makeup Maven

    ALBoy says:

    Today is official big guhl day if you change your gravi must be a big guhl
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    My gravi alrett in affect! :coffee:

  • Chocolate Diva

    <—— :mad: Oh my gawwwwddddddddddd that is not a lacefront people. Her beautician has a growing hand and I make she keeps her ends clipped. Geesh

    #teamlonghairdontcare

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    I believe it’s spray tan…
    …even tho she the same color as Casper the ghost everywhere else.
    :coffee:

  • mexidorean

    @YSo :hi:

    I know I kind of grossed myself out after thinking about it.

    Hey but I’m always around just hardly get a chance to post :)

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @AL :lol: ONLY BIG CHICAS HUH??

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @therapist

    so what ur saying is that Christina got the bubble guts due to her being very nervous about the tribute and she probably should have made a stop to the ladies’ room first??? :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ CD and her beautician has “growing hands!” I ‘memba when ppl us’ta say that chit! :rofl:

  • Femme Fatale

    From her divorce from Bratman, to her passing out drunk at Renner’s party, to lousing up the star spangled banner, falling at the grammys, takin on some extra extra poundage and now this.

    Just sloppy!

  • GAGIRL87

    That was a good excuse Christina I was waiting on this response :lol: I felt shame for her though after seeing the pics. But she did the daymn thang singing though :coffee:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    NaijaGal says:

    Alcoholics are the best to watch on Intervention
    ________________
    :rofl: in real life too! chit is pathetic. i know a couple, or ten :coffee: <—Odouls :shrug:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Auntie I call BS :no: !! That is so embarassing, :hurl:

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @BLU
    “Im surprised anyone was even looking at her legs….”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    If Sandra hadn’t pointed it out I never would have noticed anything on her legs.

    Again, those tits look magnificent. :yes:

  • Mr.BluPhi

    ALBoy says:

    @ Ace and Blu would yall taste that Red Wine vinaigrette she got running down her legs

    ———————————————————————–

    No…..fukk no. And this pic just knocked her down to “head only” status …

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Tatted we nee a True BIG GUHL I mean massive a big refrigerator shaped guhl big cubed off shoulders like that NENE

  • Tertra114

    Christina stans are loosin thier damn minds right now, poor things are workin overtime on other blogs/social networks sites tryin to defend her

  • Ty

    Daisy says:

    @Ty As the resident Akeys STAN you know I LUV Impossible that’s my ish that cd was nice
    ______
    :yes: Not sure what happened to her after that cd :shrug: Voice still on point though

  • Femme Fatale

    Good morning good peope of SR!

  • screwball69

    YSoSrs says:

    @SCREW

    Notice I haven’t said anything bad about your Gravi. :no:

    He and I met back when my Gravi sickness wasn’t being controlled by heavy medication. I can email you a few pills if you like. :yes:
    ______________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: You ain’t saying nothing because you know I got these crazy ideas from YOU. When I first got on here all I could think about was that Joker Cat with that lipstick. I ain’t never been the same since :nono:

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Tatted

    When we get done doing her hair we always say “more hair” :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    I was looking at ur pics on FB last night and my husband said you were purrrrty… :thumbsup: He liked ur tatts and stuff too… :)

  • The Makeup Maven

    ALBoy says:

    @ Tatted we nee a True BIG GUHL I mean massive a big refrigerator shaped guhl big cubed off shoulders like that NENE
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rofl: IHATE’CHU! :rofl:

  • vero

    :dead: again

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    ALBoy says:

    @ Ace and Blu would yall taste that Red Wine vinaigrette she got running down her legs?

    ————————————————————————–

    I’ve ran a few red light’s before…but as far as putting that shit in my mouth…PINEAPPLES BISH!! PINEAPPLES!!! :hurl:

  • I Go There

    Im just gonna concentrate on her breast…

    whatever that shait is running down her legs Im not about to think about.

    :coffee:

    Good moning everybody

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE – AWWW REALLY?! Tell him I said thank you so much! That was really sweet of him! :biggrin: <—- MY MOUF AT THIS MOMENT

  • Chocolate Diva

    @OTB

    You not with child this morning are u :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    PINEAPPLES BISH!! PINEAPPLES!!! <—— what does this mean?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hugs: @Femme Fatale

    I love ur gravie and ur handle! :)

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SCREW

    Why you no like my Joker pussy? :(

  • The Makeup Maven

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Tatted

    When we get done doing her hair we always say “more hair”
    :coffee:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BIIIISH, IHATE’CHU FOR THAT. MY GRANNIE US’TA SAY THAT ALL THE TIME!
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: IHATE’CHU SO MUCH RATT NOW!

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    FeFe says:

    @therapist

    so what ur saying is that Christina got the bubble guts due to her being very nervous about the tribute and she probably should have made a stop to the ladies’ room first???
    ******************************************

    Yeap that’s exactly what happended…..well it sounds more plausible than her period…….i ain’t neva seen golden brown period and I lived with my mother, sister, niece and taught middle and high school girls

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Mornin @ OTB

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Femme Fatal :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: @ “More hair.” Book of Shadows type chit!

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Vdot and Yso….

    come on…..that ain’t neva happen to yall before!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Al

    You STOOOOPID… :dead: @ refrigerator shaped…

  • Mr.BluPhi

    Tertra114 says:
    Christina stans are loosin thier damn minds right now, poor things are workin overtime on other blogs/social networks sites tryin to defend her
    __________________________________________________________________________

    What is there to defend? I don’t care if its V8 juice running down her leg, chit still looks gross. But its ok. I heard she sounded good. And her breast look great….

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ E-Bro :hug:

    :shocked: AT YOUR GRAVI!!!

  • Chocolate Diva

    :dead: @Yso and joker pussy :rofl:

  • caligirl

    NaijaGal says:

    Alcoholics are the best to watch on Intervention
    _______
    How about the drunk black moma. She was off the chain!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: :rofl: @ChocD! Ohhhh chit! ROFL!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @CD

    Stop telling all them lies on this blog before you get us all struck by lightening or something. :nono:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    <—has never heard of folks saying "more hair"…. :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    I busted out laughing thinking about stunt pussy :lol:

  • Ty

    ALBoy says:

    PINEAPPLES BISH!! PINEAPPLES!!! <—— what does this mean?
    ________________
    :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE – did you tell your hubby that we were meeting up in about 2 weeks?

  • http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

    @I GO THERE
    Beautiful gravie dawg.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    ALBoy says:

    PINEAPPLES BISH!! PINEAPPLES!!! <—— what does this mean?
    ——————————————————————–

    Kevin Hart's Safety word when Chit gets too Freaky Too Fast….

  • The Makeup Maven

    FeFe says:

    <—has never heard of folks saying "more hair"…. :shrug:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Po' baby! :lol:

  • Terri B

    Having done a fake tan before, I believe that is what had happen. It’s probably punishment for performing at a funeral with your tits all out!

  • Mr.BluPhi

    lmfaoooooooo @ Pineapples

  • OutsidetheBox

    Morning Al! :hi: Dont flush them wet ones, mkay? :coffee:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    :rofl:

  • screwball69

    @ YSO.

    :nono: you know better. —–> :kona: Me for the rest of the morning.

    Everyone have a good morning, I’ll check back in later on the in the afternoon! :peace:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    Yep! He was like “oh, where does she live?” I told him where you were from and he thought it was cool… :thumbsup:

  • I Go There

    @Tatted

    WHats up

    @AL

    Stunt Puzzay keeps the world moving

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @I GO THERE
    Beautiful gravie dawg.
    :coffee:
    ———————————————————————-

    I :clap: IGT choice in Gravi’s… *still :pc: the young professional in the “massage” gravi* :rofl:

  • caligirl

    :offtopic: Finally watched Real Ghetto Tricks from Atlanta. AKA RHOA

    Why did Marlo say she hate sharing a bathroom, as many times she has been to county.
    Why did NeNe spend an enormous amount on Louis Vuitton luggage?
    Cynthnia is messy as hell…

    Just wanted to add my two cents, several times during the show I turned my head, in disbelief. Carry on…

  • Ms. Everything

    It very well could be spray tan and once she started sweating it started rolling down cause I know in the summertime if I put too much lotion on my legs as soon as the heat comes I’m dripping sweat (clear sweat but I’ve still had to wipe down my legs) and I wear draws :shrugs:

    but it could also be her period and she had a big rush that protective elements couldn’t hold, if so, shit happens. That happened to me in the grocery store and I cried like a baby, called my mama :wail: and got told to wipe my face, stop all that damn crying and keep it moving cause anybody who laughed or looked at me sideways either ain’t never been around a woman or ain’t never had a period

  • Chocolate Diva

    :bye: Screw

  • The Makeup Maven

    <—- JUST BUSTED OUT LAFFIN' THANKIN' OF GYPSY PUSSY! :rofl:

  • NaijaGal

    @Caligirl the best was the white mom who was drinking equate mouth wash…was laid out one day on the sidewalk and her son proceeded to rollerblade over her :rofl: :rofl: but it wasn’t funny :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Yall know Etta dont like nobody singing her song, taking her shine. :lol: Boogity boogity boo. :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    :cheer: @SIS

    This is just a nasty post, ain’t it? :no:

  • caligirl

    OTB :waves:

  • I Go There

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @I GO THERE
    Beautiful gravie dawg.

    _________________________________

    Thanks homie

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @I Go

    I see you have a thing for lipstick lezzies like @Man… :coffee:

  • Anna

    Mr.BluPhi says:

    Why was she showing so much cleveage at the funeral….
    ~~~~~~~
    I thought it was too much cleavage also.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ Otb they going straight to the trash can :coffee:

  • caligirl

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- JUST BUSTED OUT LAFFIN' THANKIN' OF GYPSY PUSSY!

    _________________
    Gotta give that to her…that was priceless

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Tatted

    Get out of my head I just thought about gyspy pussy :rofl: :rofl:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ FE :biggrin: I CAN’T WAIT EITHER! I wonder if we should do it Friday Night – the 17th?! What do you think about that! Dinner, drinks…..I will be there Friday afternoon!

  • http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

    @SCREW
    <—Where you going? She wants to play with yooooooooou… :twisted:

  • I Go There

    Fe Fe

    I just love women… However they may be
    I just felt like since we get soo dirty in here
    whats better than a nice relaxing bath.

  • The Makeup Maven

    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yall know Etta dont like nobody singing her song, taking her shine. :lol: Boogity boogity boo. :hahaha:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHY THE FUGG I WAS JUST THANKIN’ THAT! :rofl: YOU MAKE ME SO FUGGIN’ SICK! :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Tatted

    Girl, I’m down…I’m excited so whatever y’all chicas decide to do just let me know! :)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ MAven I laughed all day at Gypsy pussy I just imagined it going from place to place not really having a home to call its on doing lil odd jobs to get by :lol:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    EB says:

    What else could the liquid be?
    _______________

    If I had to take a wild guess, I would say diarrhea or watery stool. :shrug:

    EDIT: but if it was diarrhea it would be running down the back of her leg. so the only other thing it could be is urine or blood. :shrug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Bey prolly like whew she took the shine of me. Sending her gifts and chit. Heat Rush. :hahaha:

    Sis!!!! :cheer:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ E-bestie and CD – HEYUL YEAH! Choco was mad too that Caligirl kept saying “Gypsy Pussy!” She was like “Cali, miss me w/that Gypsy Pussy!”
    :rofl:

    *intearsaswespeak*

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey Cali!! :hug: Unfortunately it aint Friday yet. You gotta keep me all week.

  • Chocolate Diva

    EB says:

    What else could the liquid be?
    _______________

    Sandra says:
    If I had to take a wild guess, I would say diarrhea or watery stool.
    ********************
    :hurl: :vomit:

  • OutsidetheBox

    But Tatt, I wubbbb you! :hug: :hahaha:

  • I Go There

    YSoSrs says:

    @SIS

    This is just a nasty post, ain’t it?
    _____________________________________

    You could always Purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
    Just dont get my seat all wet. :coffee:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    Sandra Rose says:

    EB says:

    What else could the liquid be?
    _______________

    If I had to take a wild guess, I would say diarrhea or watery stool. :shrug:
    _________________________________________________

    :blink:

  • I Go There

    Whats up Laker

    How are you this morning

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    SunRiseBlossom says:

    I’m sorry but sweat don’t run down your legs like that from just standing in place…
    __________________

    Exactly. She was high on something and she inadvertently took a piss onstage. It happens.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    Denise whats up

  • KyCakes

    Ace says:
    I’ve ran a few red light’s before…
    ———————————————–
    :hahaha: Is that what y’all call it?

  • OutsidetheBox

    I aint laughing at the gyspy puzzy either. Fukk Pilla.
    :lol:

    I just imagined it going from place to place not really having a home to call its on doing lil odd jobs to get by
    :ghost:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Al-Boogie I DID TOO! THAT CHIT WAS CLASSIC! THAT SHOULD GO DOWN IN SR SAYINGS OF ALL TIME! :yes:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ E-bestie and CD – HEYUL YEAH! Choco was mad too that Caligirl kept saying “Gypsy Pussy!” She was like “Cali, miss me w/that Gypsy Pussy!”
    _________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    She was like “Cali, miss me w/that Gypsy Pussy!”

    She kept fonting: “Nichole! Nichole!”

    ;rofl:

  • prynsexxx

    Morning EVERYBODY. :hi:

    @Tatted :2dance: <——- the bow is made out of a scented Always for X-Tina, you know to help her out in her time of need. Let's two-step it over to her.

    I think it was "menstrual"…..I've had the "big gush" (not to THAT extent :blink: ) but it happens.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    :rofl: yall stupid

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

    :newpost:

    #powderheadsstrikeback :coffee:

  • Femme Fatale

    FeFe says:

    @Femme Fatale

    I love ur gravie and ur handle!

    _____________________

    Thanks Hun! :hugs:

    Chatted! :waves:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @IGO IM GOOD… NICE GRAVI..

  • The Makeup Maven

    ALBoy says:

    @ Maven I just imagined it going from place to place not really having a home to call its on doing lil odd jobs to get by
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    OMG! :rofl: I JUST RE-READ THE REST OF THIS!

    :whistle:
    I HATE’CHU SO MUCH RATT NOW

    *Kelis style*

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @AL… Im good how are you? You got me laughing loud already and its not even 10:00am #loveit :lol:

  • willetta1

    :oops: This takes the old adage “The show must go on” to all time new heights .. or in this case, new lows! :oops:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ OTB – I do “wubb” you BUT BISH, YOU SAID BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO!

    I…CAN’T…BREEVE! :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    scented Always

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Hey Prynnn!!!!

  • Chocolate Diva

    @Hey Moon Pie

    **Please change that gravi His is free** :coffee:

  • CFREE

    :blink: Ahhh man that is embarrassing, whatever it is :shrug:

    Sup Folks :waves:

  • Chocolate Diva

    #247

    Is for JMO :waves:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    STUNT PUZZY.. GYPSY PUZZY.. :rofl: NICHOLE..

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Pryn :2dance: CAN WE CHANGE THE SCENT THO! I DON’T WAN’NO XTINA SCENT….NOT RATT NOW! :nono:

  • Terri B

    But she wasn’t just standing in one place, she was singing under lights, probably in a hot ass church with a lot of people. And you know nerves can make you sweat. You don’t have to be doing something serious to break out into a sweat.

  • I Go There

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @IGO IM GOOD… NICE GRAVI..
    _______________________________

    Thank you… whats better than a nice relaxing tub

  • prynsexxx

    O’an and for those that don’t think “menstrual” can be brown……when you don’t eat healthy during your in between periods, your stuff can come out as murky and dark as the Hudson. If you fill your body with the likes of vegetables, water and fruit, it’ll come out as clear as red Kool-aid at a Sunday dinner church revival. IJS

  • prynsexxx

    LOL @Tatted. Yep. I just feel bad for her. ANYTHING at this point should suffice: a napkin, a post-it, a Dr. Scholl’s insert…something!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @ACE I TXT HER.. NO ANSWER.. SHE PROLLY WI.. NEVERMIND SHE PROLLY BUSY WORKING :grin:
    @IGO I AGREE.. :yes:

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    u know what OTB?? u just bust in the place & gotta a bish :rofl:

    fuggin BOOGITY BOOGITY?? :rofl:

    :dead: @Naija! no somebody did NOT just rollerblade on right over their Mama laid out tho??

  • prynsexxx

    So I pose the question to the ladies…..

    Would you rather:

    Have a stank cooch or a itchy, burning (yeasty) cooch.

    Both are fvk’d up situations.

    #pickyourpoison

    Just a thought.

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    moon pie :hug:

    and yes, I’ll change it. Massa tole me about his

  • The Makeup Maven

    prynsexxx says:

    O’an and for those that don’t think “menstrual” can be brown……when you don’t eat healthy during your in between periods, your stuff can come out as murky and dark as the Hudson. If you fill your body with the likes of vegetables, water and fruit, it’ll come out as clear as red Kool-aid at a Sunday dinner church revival. IJS
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :yes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Have a stank cooch or a itchy, burning (yeasty) cooch.

    Wiat why only these 2 choices? TF!

  • Chocolate Diva

    @JMO

    Dont put that pic up of that lady clutching that pole with her sausage cakes either :nono:

  • NaijaGal

    @FAYLA, can’t make the ish up…was the funniest ish I ever seen…she was in deep…I think she ended up sober but her husband divorced her in the end

  • KayCeiSoul

    The Makeup Maven says:

    Chocolate Diva says:

    @Tatted

    When we get done doing her hair we always say “more hair”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    BIIIISH, IHATE’CHU FOR THAT. MY GRANNIE US’TA SAY THAT ALL THE TIME!
    IHATE’CHU SO MUCH RATT NOW!

    *********************************************

    I say it everytime someone gets out of my chair. :yes:

    My Grandma instilled that when I first started doing hair as a teen.

    :waves: Hey peeps!

  • prynsexxx

    @OTB

    B/c both can be cured….I guess? LOL

    What’s your pick? LOL

  • Chocolate Diva

    prynsexxx says:

    So I pose the question to the ladies…..

    Would you rather:

    Have a stank cooch or a itchy, burning (yeasty) cooch.

    Both are fvk’d up situations.

    #pickyourpoison

    Just a thought.
    ***********************

    I pick you just fuggin kill me for $500 Alex :coffee:

  • KDub

    So what you thinking, Sandra? Are you suggesting that Christina Maria Aguilera doesn’t wear panties and pads when she’s on her cycle? Celebrities aren’t THAT crazy.
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    I read a book once that said Marilyn Monroe used to bleed all over the place monthly. b/c she didn’t wear pannies. EVER

    :coffee:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :no: Ion know, cause wait, I have to schedule the appt :think: have the copay, I think I’ll take the yeast.

    The unknown “smell” could be anything! BV! STD! :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    A chick I used to work with never bathed when she was on her period filthy lil gal her cooter smelled like the monkey cages at the zoo :no: tragic

  • OutsidetheBox

    Was she white Al? I used to be good friends with a yt that did that! My mama made me stop going over there! :lol:

    But she said it was what her mom taught them. They were vegans. Gave me the nastiest vegan rice pudding.. :no: UGH!

  • vero

    :dead: @Pryn (long time no see :hug: )

    :yahoo: @Kdub

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Kaycei – Heeey bigbooty heffa! :hug;

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdC7WGvSWU ALBoy

    @ otb she was whitte but ion no if she was vegan all I know is I reported her often for smell like dumpster juice once a month

  • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

    @KDub :blink: what in bloody hell??? ewwww!! so she really was crazy then huh? :kona:

    :dead: @CD

    KayCei!! :cheer: didnt know u were a stylist! *scoots closer*

  • VDot

    MAven I laughed all day at Gypsy pussy I just imagined it going from place to place not really having a home to call its on doing lil odd jobs to get by .

    :rofl: I just can’t!

  • VDot

    MAven I laughed all day at Gypsy pussy I just imagined it going from place to place not really having a home to call its on doing lil odd jobs to get by .

    :rofl: I just can’t!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    EWWWWW Im not buying that spray tan chit if thats the case it should be running down her boobage area and other areas as well :coffee: #BIG NASTY

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Some bishes needs a REAL LIFE! Like move forward new day! :rolleyes:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :ghost:

  • Trendsetter

    So thats not her menstrual cycle…it looks like that is a spray tan…and when people usually get spray tans..they get their whole body sprayed…

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    STUNT PUZZY.. GYPSY PUZZY.. NICHOLE..
    ___________
    Im not in the mood today so I will tell you to stay the fuk out of my PUSSY worry about yours!

  • evie14

    I’m sorry but I don’t think she is leaking from the tan she got.. Xtina was on her cycle and pee’d on herself. She was probably nervous and thought that she could hold it until she was done.Look at that way she is standing. Sweat running down your legs like that? She must have some over active sweat glands for real!! #IJS..

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    FAT FACE CHICKS!

  • Fortune Teller

    She just pissed on herself and ran her tan down along with her urine : yes:

  • prynsexxx

    :hi: @Vero

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl:

  • http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

    @Man … My mother also has 3 men she loves; The Rock, Stephen Baldwin and some other famous guy … You better not say nothin about them men! :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @CHOCO OH YOU WERE FO REALZ.. :shrug: **RUBS FAT FACE**

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    My question is: you know when its coming, so why didn’t she prepare? I never had a flow like that in my life! I would have just had to excuse myself but the Diva/Ego in her made her stay on stage but now look how she lookin! Nobody is buying the whole spray tan excuse either! Chile bye! :coffee:

  • KayCeiSoul

    Hey Maven! :hug: What’s been up Sis? I can’t get in here like I want to, but y’all’s azzes stay clownin’!

    Hey Fay! :hug:

    Fay – I am multi-talented, foreal. And I’m not tooting my own :partyhat:
    but I learned as a kid that talent can supply you with multiple lines of income. Singer, songwriter, producer, arranger, stylist, caterer…all dat. :yes:

    Now let me g’won and order up some Whipfinity…I believe I read where it’s done scraped the ball off somebody’s “feets”!!? I like the sound of that Fay! :rofl:

  • Pearl Bfoswine

    I’m a longtime lurker, but I had to log in to comment. I don’t know if anyone else made this comment, my my guess would be anal leakage. Some diet pill fat inhibitors can cause anal leakage. That’s all I got.

  • KayCeiSoul

    :blink:

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. I’ve been away so long, what can I say? It clearly looks like her period. How old is Christina? She should know better. Peace.

  • MzDetermined

    Ok…so she didnt feel that ish running down her legs, i mean that is ridiculous and embarassing i ould have excused myself and got it together real talk cause that ish right there ain’t cool.

  • Yall still crazy

    Ace says:

    ….just found out my wife is a borderline alcoholic…

    *searches for Chicago based AA groups*

    #Pray4Us

    ——————————————-
    WING WING WING HERRO?

    *screechs car to a halt*

    I’m on it sir. Intervention scheduled at 0100 hours :lol:

    That’ll be $3,000 COD :D

  • Yall still crazy

    KC, Whipfinity is the business! :yes: *licks hand*

  • YepIsaidIt

    :thinking: I’m riding with it being spray tan. If it was blood, it should be much brighter than that. I’m sure her big grown azz big getting her period long enough to know if a big problem was about to happen.

    My hips and thighs are smaller than Christina’s but I’m a thick girl and I perspire a lot, so I don’t wear skirts and dresses often because my thighs will rub together and it will be a hot sweaty mess…especially in warmer weather. It was about 80 degrees out here over the weekend. Also, taking into consideration that she’s at a church not some decked out venue, it may have been hot as hail in there.

  • KayCeiSoul

    KC, Whipfinity is the business! *licks hand*

    ***************************************************

    :rofl: @ Yall! Your azz always makes me spit coffee! It never fails!!

    LMAO!!!!

  • Yall still crazy

    :hug: KC

  • LittleBigMouth

    this is just nasty. Sandra, i’m going to need you to get a grip here. First donkey semen and piss coverage now this! I just can not…btw please don’t :banned: me :rolleyes:

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    It’s not blood. Everybody knows what that is. This is obviously something applied to her skin that later ran. Blood is red. This is something brown mixed with sweat.

  • RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

    YepIsaidIt says:

    I’m riding with it being spray tan. If it was blood, it should be much brighter than that. I’m sure her big grown azz big getting her period long enough to know if a big problem was about to happen
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    I agree.

  • lourie

    As a big-thigh girl myself, yes, it is possible to have sweat running down your legs while wearing a skirt in a hot church. #hadmyownmomentonce

  • http://atasteofeleganceep.blogspot.com/ dani818

    Sorry Christina……We do NOT believe you!!!! That is blood running down here damn leg. If I was her I would go in hiding until things died down!!! Embarrassing!!! :rofl: